Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, most likely, the chicken escaped from a near by ranch or farm. Upon escaping, he may have simply wandered in the direction of the road, and hence crossed it. Or, with chickens having great curiosity, may have been attracted to something on the other side of the road and felt the urge to explore. Depending on the demographics of the area in which road was in, the chicken had different chances of being hit by an automobile. That's why.

thumb_up thumb_down +85

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

thumb_up thumb_down -12

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Q: If a midget walks by a woman stops and says "your hair smells nice today" is it sexual harassment? A: Yes, sexual harassment is a very serious subject and should not be allowed no matter your race, religion, or size.

thumb_up thumb_down +84

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What did the man's ex-wife told him after their divorce? "Build a bridge and get over did" And so he did because hes a contractor that specialized in structures spanning and providing passage over a gap or barrier, such as a river or roadway

thumb_up thumb_down -3

I can't see my forehead

thumb_up thumb_down +56

giddy goat

thumb_up thumb_down -28

What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

How do you stop a black person from drowning? You toss him a flotation device.

thumb_up thumb_down +2,383

A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

thumb_up thumb_down +4

how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

thumb_up thumb_down +18

knock knock who's there aids

thumb_up thumb_down +3

a black man and a white man walk into a job interview. neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "You know, you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate says, "I know, I was just raped by a group of men who thought it would be funny to humiliate me as much as possible. The bartender then called 911 seeing that a horrible crime had just been committed.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

thumb_up thumb_down +7

A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops