how do u have sex with a really hot girl who is not interested in you? Rape her in a dark ally

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

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Two elks were out flying one day. One of the elks turned to the other one and said: - You have a cinnemon bun in your eye. - What? - You have a cinnamon bun in your eye! - WHAT? - YOU HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN YOUR EYE!!! - I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN MY EYE!

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Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

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Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

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What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

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knock knock no ones home

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

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I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

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A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

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Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

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http://suckmytriforce.tumblr.com

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kk

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

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