who has no willy? robbie kearns

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Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

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Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

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Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

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Why do we bother living when someday we will die? To reproduce and watch TV.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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Women's rights

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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Obamacare!

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

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Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Did you hear about the toddler that was playing on the swing? He got abducted.

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what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

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Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

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Knock Knock Who is there? 9-11 9-11 who? You said you would never forget.

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

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Your moma's so fat, she's got type 2 diabetes

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