What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint.

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Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

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Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

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Roses are red violets are blue suck my **** and I'll **** you too

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have cancer.

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Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

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What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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q: whys this website gay a: kids like jaali,pawgee, and mutt

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

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What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

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Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

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Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

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Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

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Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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