What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

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kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

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What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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Why did the Black man drown? Because he could not and did not know how to swim. Because he could not afford the lessons to learn how to swim. Because he does not have the financial means to afford a lesson in swimming. Because he is of a low socio-economic level.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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What's brown, liquid and bad for your health in large doses? Did you guess: Coca Cola? Soda? Beer? Pepsi? Wrong. It's beer. Did this Anti-joke sound pretentious? Don't worry, you're not the only one.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

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Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. The bartender says "Rough day, eh?" The man says "Yes, very rough." He then goes home and hangs himself.

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Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

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So a Nazi walks into a bar full of jews, he ordered a drink and mumbled slures to himself.

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Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

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There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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