- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

a woman leaves the kitchen.......

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: gasp take that back

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

What do you call a dumb blonde with no hair? You don't, since there is no way of knowing that she is blonde.

Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

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