A man goes into the doctors office for his yearly checkup. The man waits patiently for several minutes until the doctor is ready to see him. After about ten minutes pass, the doctor is ready to see him. The man enters the doctors office. He passes all of the necessary tests. The doctor and him talk for a while. After a few minutes, the doctor says, "Okay, thanks for coming. See you next year." The man thanks the doctor and leaves.

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What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour who? Wait aren't you the one who's supposed to supposed tell the punchline? Oh Yeah

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What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

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A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

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Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

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Woman rights.

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Knock Knock Dude there is no door

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Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Whats wrong with that Nothing

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

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How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

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what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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You have friends

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

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if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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