How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

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why do police kill so many young black men in America? it's a difficult question that deserves a thoughtful response. many complex issues are at play, but we also feel a sense that something must be done. we cannot ignore some of the forces at work here, yet we cannot all personally take responsibility, either. or maybe he wanted to steal his girl. that shit really happens. THAT SHIT LEGIT HAPAPNES.

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friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

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Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

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Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Q: What has one eye but cannot see? A: A blind cyclops

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How do you get a one armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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pup

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what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

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Civil Rights.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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