A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

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Knock, Knock. Come In.

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

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Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

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If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

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Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

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What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

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i have read and agree to the terms of service

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What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

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Doctor: I'm gunna try to fit your illness into an everyday, normal conversation. Is that okay? Patient: okay. Doctor: how are you? Patient: fine... Doctor: that's weird.. Because you have AIDS

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How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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