Person One: Knock Knock Person Two: Whos there? Person One: You can see its obviously me because theres not really a door there.

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what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

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What did the priest say to the young African American male? Good to see you again Robert. That community service we did at Morris Park last Friday should give a real boost to the infrastructure of the already stellar community we live in.

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

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Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

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i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Whats grosser than a bloody hand? 2 bloody hands.

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What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

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david give me my money back... i will have it next week

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What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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if your mother was put in a situation where she could either have sex with a man or a woman she would pick the woman

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