What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

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How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

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i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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A woman comes to the doctor with a dog and the doctor says: -What are you doing here, dog? Get the hell out of here, you're an animal.

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What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

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Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

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What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

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What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

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What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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What happens when you cross a Kangaroo with an Elephant? A genetically unstable animal that dies shortly after birth.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

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when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

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Fox News

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Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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