What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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Whats stupid and has words? THIS JOKE!

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Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

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Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

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Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

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what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

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Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

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A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

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Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

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A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

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What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

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what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

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Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

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Communism, Capitalism and an Irish man walk into a bar. Communism says, “I’ll buy the drinks but I require your complete obedient consent.” Capitalism says, “No I’ll buy the drinks but I require that you pay me back with interest” and the Irish man says “No I… I don’t feel very well at all… Oh shite I’ve got the bloody runs!” He then proceeds to shit myself.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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