Yeah, you cant make nukes without certain components which are illegal to come by, you know Iranian Uranium I believe, I still feel pretty ill, if you dont mind, lets change the subject. Say, does the word yellowcake mean anything to you?

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What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

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Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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i said wut wut in the butt!

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What do you call a disease caused by an uncontrolled division of abnormal cells in a part of the body? Cancer.

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whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

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why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

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Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

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What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

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How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

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Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

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A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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Society.

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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Q: Why did the girl fell from the swing? A: Because she had no arms.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

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What do you call two black men sitting on the porch? Craig and Smokey

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