doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

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How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

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What?

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What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

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What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

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Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

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What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

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A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

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Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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What starts with F and ends in U C K? firetruck What starts with P and ends in O R N? popcorn What only costs 5 cents on weekends? your mom

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

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A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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