How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

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What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

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You just won the game...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

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What does this joke have in common with a ruphies party? They both have an unpopular punchline.

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How many people does it take to change a lightbulb? It depends on if the person has a lightbulb of the correct size and wattage...

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

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A disabled man walks into a bar.

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colorblind

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

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How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

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My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

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Doorknob.?/111111!!!!hrfuasdyfgasdkhfgawihbrtpaeyrgfai;yegf;gtf L Like or I will killl you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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pull my finger (farts)

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What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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