My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

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roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

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911 jokes are just plane wrong

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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Hey, we're both lawyers.

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

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What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

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I like poop in my butt

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None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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