a irish man walks past a bar

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

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What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

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What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

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What do you do if you see an alien landing? This depends entirely on the circumstances under which the landing takes place. It also depends on the observed nature of the alien,but given the high unlikelihood of this occurrence, one may be safe in the knowledge that he or she will never have to deal with such a mental state of stress.

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Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

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What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

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When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

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What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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