Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

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Test

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Why didn't the hungry woman get up and make herself some food? She has Lou Gehrig disease and any movement she makes results in excruciating pain.

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To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

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Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

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Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

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A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He was on his way home from work and saw some youths loitering on the street corner and thought it best to avoid them and therefore any possible confrontation. He would also appreciate it if you would call him something along the lines of Bravery impaired instead of a chicken as he finds it offensive and doesn't fully understand the avian reference to his lack of confidence.

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FIONN'S LIFE

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shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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