What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

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Customer: "I can't turn my computer on." Phone support: "Do you have power?" Customer: "Yes." Phone support: "Do you have fingers?" Customer: "No."

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A man on his 21st birthday walks into a bar. He orders a piña colada. The bartender then replies "Sorry we do not sell piña coladas here." In disappointment, the man decides to order a different alcoholic drink and later becomes an alchoic for 20 years until he breaks his obsession and remarries his wife and has 5 kids. He then had a great life and died at age 92. He will be missed by his wife and children.

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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Chayton

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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womens rights

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

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What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

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David: Hey Bill. Do you know what the most common place for a Democrat to work is? Bill: No. David: An insane Asylum, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a black person to work is? Bill: No. David: A prison, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a 20th centrury undercover German Jew to work is? Bill: No. David: A morge, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a Scientologist to work is? Bill: No. David: With Democrats. (Writen by Ben, avid Anti-Scienctologist)

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(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

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What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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