What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

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Roses are red, I want a gravestone, nobody loves me, forever alone

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

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What did the boy Tell to his friends? Nothing. He has noone.

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Hail Hitler

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Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

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Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

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What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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