What is better than a cat? Nothing

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Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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A woman is terminally ill in the hospital and her family is trying to decide what her last meal should be. Her older sister suggests tea and the idea is accepted enthusiastically. The other sister suggests making jasmin tea and the ill woman's son also suggests toast. The woman's husband looks down at the orange he had just peeled for his wife and looks up at the rest of them. moments later he shoots the three of them and then himself. All were found dead. http://www.dispatch.com/content/stories/local/2012/01/11/food-tiff-ends-in-deaths.html

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Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

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What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

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Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

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Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

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Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

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Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

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What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

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Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

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What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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