You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

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Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

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If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

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A 14 year girl enjoys exploring the sexual regions of her body, whilst having one of her intimate sessions her brother walks into her room. Her brother was a rather sexual 17 year old, who has had sex with several different girls, and is not afraid to try new things. the brother says " get a room to his sister... oh wait" and walks out

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What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

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How do you call the smallest mouse on Earth? James.

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What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Hey, 2 beers please" The bartender asks why he is ordering two, as he is alone. The man replies "There is a taxi waiting for me outside."

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Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

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What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

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Stephen Hawking raped your mom

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What's great about taking a shower with a twelve year old girl. Pulling her hair back and making her look like a six year old

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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the middle names."

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What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

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I forgot what came after: Roses are Red Violets are Blue Too much anti jokes

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A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

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A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Do you have emotional issues, ever have a really bad day and just wanna talk call this number (402-314-5287) < N1GGER

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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