Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

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What do you call a black guy holding a crate of watermelons? a farmer

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

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Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

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A black man offers to take a girl home from the nightclub. As they're sitting in the car, she curiously asks him ''So tell me it's true what they say about black man''. The man sighs and explains: ''Well many people think that we stab, shoot and steal things. Another stereotype that is launched at us is that we have large penises. I however do not steal. My penis is also quite small. After this conversation the girl was driven home safely, and was now convinced that stereotypes are lies.

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Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

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What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Hurricane Katrina

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If you like this, it will have one extra like

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

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Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

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Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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