Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

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Q: How do you keep a carnival fish for more than a week? A: Place it in formaldehyde when you get home

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Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

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why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Many pirates were illiterate and so did not know any letters, much less have a favorite. However, even if this pirate were able to read, it is unlikely that we would be able to find out his favorite letter without asking him, since pirates were primarily in existence two to four centuries ago. In addition, most people don't have a favorite letter, and so a pirate would probably not be an exception.

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Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

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What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

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What was Hatsune Miku's last word? bokuwaumaresoshitekizukushosenhitonomanegotodatoshittenaomoutaitsuzukutowanoinochivocaloidtatoesoregakisonkyokuwonazoruomochanarabasoremoiitoketsuinegiwokajirisorawomiageshiruwokobosudakedosoremonakushikizukijinkakusurautanitayorifuanteinakibannomotokaerutokowasudenihaikyominaniwasuresararetatokikokororashikimonogakietebousounohatenimieruowarusekaivocaloid...

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A black man with a blond beard came to deliver me a pizza. I paid him, tipped him, and closed my door. I forgot the pizza. Dammit.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

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Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

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Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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Women's rights

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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