how do u have sex with a really hot girl who is not interested in you? Rape her in a dark ally

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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a horse walks into a barn

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Rush Limbaugh

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Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

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I hate long jokes -_-

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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knock, knock. come in.

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What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

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Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

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Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

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In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

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i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

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