i used to be gay. now i am bisexual.

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A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

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knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

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pobody's nerfect

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man returned and said, "My friend does not have a pulse and he is not breathing, so I stand by my prior assumption."

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

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Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

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Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

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"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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Why did the wife leave her husband? Because they were having sexual differences and time restraints. The husband worked nightshifts as a nurse while the woman stayed home and took care of their child. The husband confessed he never wanted a child in the first place, and that having sexual intercourse with her didn't truly satisfy him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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