Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

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A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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A:Hi, do you like to blow bubbles? B:Yea... A:Hi, my names bubbles

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Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

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A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

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Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

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What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

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What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

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A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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Shit.

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Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

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