What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

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Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

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The Morman Religion.

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5, you both have the same amount of money

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If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

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what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

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What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

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Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

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Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

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A moose walks into a store and asks the lady where the potatoes are. She says "isle five". he walks to isle five and there were no potatoes

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I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

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What's the difference between a soldier and a black man? A black man lives a normal life, probably working a full time job to bring income to his family. A soldier has seen his friends killed right before his very eyes, has probably killed, and most likely has night terrors accompanied by the sounds of gunshots and grenades. He will suffer trauma up until he dies of a heart attack in his mid 80's after experiencing a terrifying flashback of life in the war.

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

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