What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Women's Rights

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What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

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Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

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What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

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Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

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In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

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Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

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Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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Why is the sky blue? the game

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

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A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

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What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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