Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

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Yo mama so ugly people don't like to look at her.

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What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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What would George Washington do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

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So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

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What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

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Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

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Can midgets still have big dreams?

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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Wade's the father

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what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

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What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

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Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

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How do I get to Carnegie Hall? The address is 881 Seventh Avenue at 57th street in New York. it's beside the Russian Tea Room and almost directly across from the IESE school of business. The Russian Tea Room has a large bright red awning out front and a large carving of three dancing bears on the face of the building, the bears are covered in gold leaf. You can't miss it.

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Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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