What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

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How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

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Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

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An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They enjoy a few quiet drinks while watching a rugby match between Italy and France on the big screen, which is why they came into this particular bar. The Englishman hopes Italy will win, the Irishman is also supporting Italy while the Scotsman is up for France. France wins the match and the Scotsman says "Good game lads eh?" The others agree.

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What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

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Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

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A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

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A woman walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Yes ma'am?". She orders a gin and tonic, but the bartender had gave her two without realising, and so she pays for one only. She starts to contemplate whether to tell the bartender about his error or to just leave it and have a free glass of gin and tonic. However as she is a christian, gluttony is a sin, and she already had enough to drink today. However, she feels the need to have a relaxing drink today, because as she was on her job as a receptionist, when a customer tripped on the last step of the stairs behind her and broke his neck, dying instantly, which deeply saddened her. This later led her to indulge on 3 glasses of red wine in the staff room. She finally concludes after a few moments pondering, to not tell the bartender about his error, and pampered herself with two relaxing glasses of gin and tonic. Her dead, mutilated body was later found in the rubble of a car after a head-on collision with a truck.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

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whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

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You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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