a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

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who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

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your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

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There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

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If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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Your so gay, that you like men!

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What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

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What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

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What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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