How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

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Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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whats funnier than a penguin playing a banjo? i don't know because I've never seen one and probably never will because it is a highly improbable event.

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

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Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

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Sometimes black people kill other black people.

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What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

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A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

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Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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What did God tell Moses to deliver to the Hebrews? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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A black guy gets arrested...

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Lets just say that we are beyond the stage where I am "just" trying, by the way, you might want to search that last comment for double negatives. Or you know NOT NOT. Do not take my word for it, but if I am not wrong, the bacteria (yogurt) leaves afterwards, so you are eating milk that has been eaten and then.. You know... A common "side effect" of hypnosis, is that when it is used, the one hypnotized (both in this case) end up feeling a "strange" case of closeness, stronger bonds, friendship etc, scientists wonder why... ITS LIKE DUH! WE BOTH REVEAL DEEP SECRETS TO EACH OTHER! THINGS WE DO NOT EVEN USUALLY TELL OURSELVES! Its a literal no brainer, scientits can go fuck themselves, because as far as I know, thats the only fuck they ever get.

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Knock knock who's there I killed your family

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Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

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What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

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hextech crafting too opieop

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