how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

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The Bible

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

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Half koala, half walrus, behold...the Koalrus!

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What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

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Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

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Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

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Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

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The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

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Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

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What did the rap singer say to the other rap singer? "You just got served. Here, read this subpoena and sign it, verifying your understanding of the document."

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

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Q: What has two wheels and is not funny? A:Ryan Vallee on a segway -Ryan V

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knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Will you marry me?

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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Ching Chong Chinaman sitting on a wall. Along came the white man and greeted him hello.

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What do you call a man who was just struck in the head with a bowling ball? An ambulance would be the most appropriate thing to call since this man just sustained a serious head injury and medical responders should be contacted, lest his brain start hemorrhaging.

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How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

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Hi poop!

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