Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

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a blind man walks into a wall

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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I pooped.

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what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

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Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

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WILLY

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why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

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What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

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what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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What do you call the black president? Mr.President

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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