What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

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How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

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What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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An Irishman walks into a bar. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

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A man walks into a bar, and spends all his money because he is an alchoholic.

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Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

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why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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It was the week of the school formal and a girl rang up her date and said I don't have a dress for the formal. He said ok the lets go out and buy one. So they went to the dress shop to buy one but the line was really, really long so they waited in the dress line for ages and ages until they finally got to the front, paid and walked out. As they did, the girl said well I suppose you need a suit, so they went to the suit shop, and again, the suit line was really long but they waited in the suit line and they finally got to the front, paid and walked out. Then the guy said, well if we want to go to the formal in style, then we will need a limo. So they went to the limo shop but the limo line was really long as well. But again, they waited in the limo line and they got to the front, paid and left. It was finally the night of the formal, she had her dress, he had his suit and they arrived in their limo. Everyone was having a great time and the the girl said to her partner, I'm a bit thirsty could you please get me a drink? So the guy went over to the drinks table and went to get a glass of punch but there was no punch line.

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Mahjdichdhsjxidjhsbxu shcowiqx own hdqu Hedgehog the third

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

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Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

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