- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Badabing.

What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? I don't know... That action was so barbarous that it freaked me out, and I was no longer in the vicinity of the area. Since I don't have supersonic hearing, I couldn't pick up anything they were saying...

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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