Why did the Mexican cross the street? He didn't

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What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

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How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

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Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

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Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

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Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

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Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

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What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

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Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

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A Blonde arives at the airport late, and misses her flight. The airline provides her with a complimentary ticket for a later flight and she departs on that.

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If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

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who is not good looking? mon morello

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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