Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

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Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

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Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

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Q: What did the bartender say to the Arab as he was walking in? A: Nothing, the bomb had already killed them both.

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Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it’s all play.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

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Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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poop

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What did one barstool say to the other? Nothing, inanimate objects cannot talk.

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What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

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-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

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Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

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Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

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Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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