what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

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Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

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If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

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How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

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Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

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What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

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why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

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A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

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What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

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What rhymes with milk...milf

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

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Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

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long in the tooth!

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A ginger was with his friends

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Why shouldn't I go out today? Well I haven't done any work today. Actually no. It's not that. I'd have to ask my guardian Sally to bring out the wheelchair, and well, I'm afraid of her. She beats me. My hobbies are playing football, watching Loose Women and looking at pictures of Gary Barlow on Google Images.

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Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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