Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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A woman walks into a sex sop, she buys a dildo.

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

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Whats wrong with that Nothing

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whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

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Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

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Jeremy has 8 apples. Susie has 3. how much does Jason have? Purple because aliens don't like grapes.

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Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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An Israeli, a Palestinian and an American walk into a bar. The Israeli shoots the Palestinian and says it was self defence. The American agrees with him.

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EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

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What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

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What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

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Feminism

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

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How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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