what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after A-N-A-L

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Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

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What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

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what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have cancer."

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

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Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

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Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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Rebecca Black

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I just painted my nails. I have braces.

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Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

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Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

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Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

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I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

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A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

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Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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