"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

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A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

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gay rights

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Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

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What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

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Nero, its not that, people are leaving left and right, you where right when you told me that I was holding into the remains of a rotting corpse, the underground society is dead and money alone will never bring it back, but I got the funds and you the talent, is there nothing that can be achieved? You are a lawyer, you write novels, you live a family life, you work for who the hell knows what organization, is this what you traded your, or if I may say, our legacy for? I dont suspect you Nero, I am disappointed in you, part of me wishes you where a backstabber, rather than the one that just quit.

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How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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There is a Mexican, American, and an Italian on a boat.They start to sink. All of them brought things from their country. The Mexican threw burritos over and said, "We have too much of these." The American threw american cheese over and said, "We have too much of these in our country." The Italian throws over pizza and says the same thing. They are still sinking. Then, the American picks up the Mexican, throws him over and says, "We have too much of these in our country."

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My mom fell on our cat and it died.

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I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

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Yo mama so fat.

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whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

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*spongebob voice* 25

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

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Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

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What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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