- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dave." "Dave who?" Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

A man walks into a bar. What's missing? The joke.

what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

since when?

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

Roses are blue vilotets are yellow, obviously I don't know this rhyme so well u have aids and will die of cancer at the age of 25, and so will ur mom

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

dislike this...please.

Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

The jinx machine just stole your money... ... this poem was supposed to be funny

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

What did the man say when he saw a giant herd of elephants coming? "Look! There's a giant herd of elephants coming!"

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender felt bad and gave him $20.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

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