- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did Uncle Monty shove his head up a horses arse? Because it gave Doris an erection. She chose to keep her male genital organs following her gender changing procedure, so that she could still father children.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

Why is the world flat? I don't know ask the Native American who was curious enough to take his canoe, go out into the middle of the water and never come back.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. But Roses can also be White. And Violets should be Purple

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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