What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

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No, luke. I am your father. damnit

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What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

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Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

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A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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Why did Ralph fall off the swing He was distracted because he had a perfect view of the twin towers when 9-11 was happening

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

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Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

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My son lost his first tooth today...so proud. Took my punch like a champ

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

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A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

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Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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