A guy walks into a bar

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What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Mmmmmmm Lemons

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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One time, I called the police, but it was actually a fire. So my neighbors died.

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if she is old enough to bleed, she probably wears tampons.

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"Hello." "Hi."

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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A genie came out of a lamp explain?

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what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

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Wheelchair high jump

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

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What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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