- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

What did the cow get for Christmas? A tree

How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

What happens if you fight Chuck Norris? You might lose or win.

And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

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