Q: If Hitler spots a jew, what will he do? A: You suck at history dude, Hitler is dead! Moral: What? You did not get the daily news?

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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A paralysed man falls over.

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

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What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

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Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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Two english guys meet at work

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Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

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How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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George Bush.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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At least now we know, that most people are not like that, and with that sentence, my desire to see humanity as a whole happy, is dead. Thank you, you have made me realize that for each and every thing positive I have found within myself, I believed that I was simply learning more about how to be an average human being. I admire you, yet as painful it feels not to deny the truth, much of what I admire within you, reminds me of my self. Share that money with me, but as a gift, not as a contract, as a friend, not as someone buying me out, because my values might not be much, but for now, its what remains of the world I sought to create. Let us speak some other time, It was nice meeting you again Red, you always dig your way into my core, where I discover that I am stuck in life because I still sad deep inside, and then you take some of that sadness away.

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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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