What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

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Why did the catholic priest get sent to jail? Tax evasion.

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Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

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She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

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why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

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Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

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1 woman and 2 guys were on a roadtrip. Every single day they would go do the same things. First go to Denny's, then to the mall, then see a horror movie. One day the woman said, "I don't want to go see the horror movie, I'm scared enough!" So the guys agreed that they'd trick the woman into going to a horror movie before Denny's. They went, and the woman was scared out of her mind. She yelled at them both for 30 minutes and to this day never speaks to them.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

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What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

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Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

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Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

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What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

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Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

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An Asian man and an Irish man are standing at the bus stop, chatting casually, while waiting for the bus to arrive. The Irish man then turns to the Asian and says, "Despite our blatant differences in both race and culture, perhaps someday when we are both available, we can meet and talk civilly about our everyday lives over a cup of coffee."

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How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

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Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

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Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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How do you kill Chuck Norris? Shoot him in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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