Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

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your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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Why is Justin Bieber better than Freddie Mercury? Freddie Mercury is dead. Justin Bieber is still alive. Also Freddie Mercury is ugly and Justin is hot.

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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A Muslim blows up a bar

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Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

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How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

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Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

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Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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A man walks into an insane asylum and says hello-The inmates assault him with mindless babble. A man walks into an insane asylum and says argblthenthrozaphowea-The inmates say hello.

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What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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sally was hit by a bus and lost both arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

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why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

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April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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