why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

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Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

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Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

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if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

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what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

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so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

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4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

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why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

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What is funnier than 24 69

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why did the Mexican shoot himself? because his wife miscarried, hung herself, and his oldest brother had cancer. also when he was 5, his parents died in a car accident, leaving his abusive uncle to care for him. he also had erectile dysfunction which caused him severe pain. did i mention he was an illegal, homeless immigrant who was addicted to methamphedimine and owed several million dollars to a man who repeatedly raped him anally? he was.

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Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

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Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

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What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

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I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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