What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

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What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

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Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

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Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

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What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

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If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

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a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"*heavy breath, heavy breath*

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

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A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

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What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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