this is just a tribute to the greatest anti-joke ever told as I can't quite remember how it went, but you gotta beleive me, you just had to be there, it's a matter of opinion.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

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If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

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What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

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What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

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A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. God does not answer.

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What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a tumor Doctors give it 6 weeks before I die...

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Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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