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What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

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How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

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How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

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Frown is a four letter word.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for water. The bartender asks,"How would you like to pay?" And do you know what he said? "Charge it to the game."

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barack osama

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

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Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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Why are you gay? Because ***** you

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Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

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