You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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uhyuyuyhyuuuhuyuhh rice crispies

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Hair

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You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

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The WNBA.

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

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A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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Womens' rights.

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Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

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Yes.

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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