What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

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What's the difference between gold and silver? Atomic number

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PUDDING

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Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

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9/11

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Woman's Rights

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What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

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Knock Knock Dude there is no door

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What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Regardless of the number of dead babies present, painting a house will require at least one living baby.

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A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

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what did God say on the 7th day? -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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A man walks into a bar and says "I just got back from the battered woman's shelter, and boy are my arms tired" Everyone laughed. The man sat at the end of the bar drinking alone. He was proud of the fine craftsmanship of the shelves he put up in the shelter's pantry, regardless of what others may think.

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How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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nolan is gay

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What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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