Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

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What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

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Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

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Why did Hitler try to take over the world? Hitler wanted to spread the Nazi (National Socialism) idea, He also wanted to destroy the Jews(Christian and non-Christian) and many other groups of people using the prevailing scientific idea of the day eugenics and survival of the fittest

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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Safe sex MR

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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Women's Rights

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A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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