LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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What do you can a Brazilian woman wearing a bikini? It depends on the case, but usually Brazilian women are named "Maria", "Ana", "Júlia" and many others kinds of names, with their root being hispanic, portguese and latin lenguages. Respectively, the names quoted have the English translation being "Mary", for Maria, "Anne", for Ana, and July, for Júlia.

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

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monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

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Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

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raisin boogers

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Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

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What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

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Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

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Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

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why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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