A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

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Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

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A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

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Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

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JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

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kesha is a virgin.

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Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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a guy takes viatamins thinking they would help him be healthy he choked and then he died from choking on a jolly rancher

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How do you scare a Jew Hold your lighter up and blow out the flame and I've toward him real slowly and see how much drama he'll cause

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

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Your Mom

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

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When Chuck Norris dives into a pool... he gets wet due to the aqueous nature of the water

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What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

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one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

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What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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