What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are all on a trian. The white guy says "We should all through something off the train that we have too much of in this country." The mexican throws a sombraro of the train and says " We have too many of these in this country." The black guy throws a gun off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country." The white guy pushes the mexican off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country.

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What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

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Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

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Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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were at work systems r down

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? "Where's my keys?!"

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Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

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What does water smell like? water.

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What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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