Why did the black guy fail his math test? Because he did not study enough and as a result was no prepared to take a test on that material.

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What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

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Gianni

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LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

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Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

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what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

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What did Christopher Colombus say to his men before they boarded the boat to sail around the world? Get on the boat.

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How did the girl die? 25.

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

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Roses re red Violets are black You'd look better with a knife in your back

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What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

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UN

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

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Poopsack Jones

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Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

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Anti Joke

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