A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

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How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

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Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

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Mark Wilson

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White men's rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

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Why did the man smoke pot in the roller coaster? Because he was dyslexic and read the sign wrong and thought it read "You must be high to go on this ride."

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Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Cause violence is against the law

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Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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Roses come in a variety of colors.

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poo is yummy

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What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

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What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

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Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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