My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

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What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

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Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

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Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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A black guy and a mexican guy are falling from a building. Which one hits the ground first? Who cares

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What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

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Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

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2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

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Hey Jake can I use your lawnmower? Why Michael, so you can run over my cat like you did last night

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

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what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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what do u get when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant a genetically disformed animal comes out who dies shortly after

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A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

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Justin with a hat.

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

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Why Because

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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