What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

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A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

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Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

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i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

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What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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A black person in the NHL

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Compton

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What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

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There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

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Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

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Your dick is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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what did the deaf man say to his long-lost paraplegic brother? He did audibly make noise as deafness from birth meant that the capacity to form words through sound was much reduced, and instead simply gestured a greeting of loving familiarity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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