why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

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what did the plane say to the trade center on 9/11 boom

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Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

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How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

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An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

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where wally? wallys a myth.

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

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Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms Why did Susie drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere Knock Knock "Whos There?" Not Susie

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

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knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

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What do you call when you see a man murder 8 black guys? The police.

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A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

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What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

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Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

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What's the difference between a 7 year old boy and a 50 year old man? Hair.

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Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

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Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

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I wouldn't touch ellen degeneres with a 10 foot lance. However, i would shake her hand with my hand. Lesson: 10 foot lances are no way to touch ppl.

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Roses are blue vilotets are yellow, obviously I don't know this rhyme so well u have aids and will die of cancer at the age of 25, and so will ur mom

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