Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

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Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

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I have read and agree to terms of service.

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Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

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Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

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There's an Irishman, a homosexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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where do you find sunglasses at? the store

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what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

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A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

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why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

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Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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Men's rights

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the face like yours belongs to the zoo. Please don't be sad, 'cos I'll be there too.. Not in the cage but laughing at you!

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If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

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There is no I in Pie except for the I

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your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

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what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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