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Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

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What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

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What happens when you swallow a battery? You turn into one.

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

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why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LJP1DphOWPs#!

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

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Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

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I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

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Usually, the bad (anti) jokes are the ones that don't make you laugh. Sometimes you laugh "with" the joke, other times, you laugh at the joke itself because it is a paragon for human failure. The jokes on this website are not exempt from that rigid stipulation. However, it should be noted that all the "jokes" on this particular website are actually hilarious because of the latter reason delineated in the above paragraph. Additionally, this joke was created by a machine and thus the originator of this work is by no means able to learn from the process of trial and error and therfore can make myriad unfunny jokes without compromise.

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Q: What's the difference between Osama's death and Paris Hilton's bra? A: One is Osama's death and the other is Paris Hilton's bra.

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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