What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

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guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

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What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

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when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

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What did the mime say to the girl? .......

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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Penis

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A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

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How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

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A women left the kitchen.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens are very absent-minded creatures. the chances are the chicken saw some form of bug or other edible life form from across the road and decided to venture over in that direction. if the road was not there, the chicken would most likely have still crossed that same expanse of ground, regardless of potential consequences.

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whats long and stretchy? elastic

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

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What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

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- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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