Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

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This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

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Are you a human?

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Where's the soap?

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

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What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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Yo' momma is so fat, that- Wait. Sorry. Too far?

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

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A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

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Anti Joke

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