What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

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Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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Antijokes...

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Weaner

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education. It is also possible that he was chosen for the position because of acquaintances or family members who were also employed by the company, but many people would consider it impolite to bring up this possibility, as it might be construed as denigrating the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study.

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What's winnie the pooh's middle name? the

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What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

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What is the easiest way to babysit a black kid? Find an activity that you can both relate to and enjoy. Hopefully after doing this for a while, the youngster will become tired and fall asleep. You can then watch TV, read or talk on your cell phone until his or her parents get home.

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What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

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What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

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Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

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A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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