- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Woman's rights

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

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