A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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What did the hungry man do? He ate.

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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Racial Equality

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Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

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whats worse than gill? nothing

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Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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happy birthday! Its not my birthday! Oh i just assumed from your smell. That doesn't make much sense does it? It does. No it doesnt. Are you sure? Yes. Oh. Do i smell? Like chickens. Oh. I wish i were alive. What? Bobbing for apples? what? You smell like a toilet seat. Fine! You never spend time with me any more! I dont like you! oh. you know who nobody likes? Who? amanda burchell.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

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Why was the priest lying still? Because his son shot him

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

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Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

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What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

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Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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