What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

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Priority parking for hybrid cars

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A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

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Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

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September 8, 2011 Amy Winehouse: 46 days sober. Date of death: July 23, 2011

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What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

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What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

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What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

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Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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Obama

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

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Women. One of the genders a human can be.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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