what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

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A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

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i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

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it's funny because it's funny

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What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your dad you're gay.

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

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who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

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so a girl asks a guy: "if a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" the guy responds: "trees dont grow in the kitchen, so you shouldnt be worried about it."

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What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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