What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

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Knock Knock No solicitors

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if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Beacuse it was dead.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

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Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

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If you took all the veins in your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

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What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

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anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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