Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

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What happens if you are in the north pole at a temperature of -2 Cº and you throw a rock to the air in straight line? The green rockeater will eat it

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You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

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Girls Lacrosse.

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What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

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A white man, hispanic man, and a black man walk into a bar together. They order cokes.

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You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

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whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

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So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

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how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

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What happened when a myriad people decided to partake in a large party while staying in a small room? They managed to make a compromise. The party got split into two groups: 50% of the original total in each casual confinement. In the end, everybody had a great time and nobody got hurt.

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clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

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Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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Spinabifita

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A zookeeper, a shoemaker, and a guy named Billy Jones walks into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we closed". So they left.

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Why did the pirate fall off his ship? He got pushed off by another pirate

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

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How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

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Anti Joke

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