- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can't rhyme Refrigerator

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

what is brown and shaped like a tree?

What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

-When is a door not a door? -Never

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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