Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

A women walks out of a kitchen.

What happen when a plane crash? Everyone on it died...

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

A drunk guy walks into a car

Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

Roses are red. Violets are purple

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I thought I was ugly But then I met you

A man sat on a chair

John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

A man with a blue house wears a blue shirt and wears blue jeans. Someone from a red house with a red shirt knocks on his door. He is invited in because they are friends and both have a wonderful time.

A storm be brewin!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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