What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

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your gay

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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What's worse than rain on your wedding day? You scheduling your wedding to be held on an aircraft carrier on december 7th 1941.

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hi

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

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What's the difference between a raccoon and a bear? One's a raccoon, the other's a bear.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

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Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his wife and kids.

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It smells like triangles in here.

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What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

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What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

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Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

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What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

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What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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