(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A murderer.

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"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

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The WPGA tour

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How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

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why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

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What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

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The Moon Landing.

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

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Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

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A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

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Cancer. Super Cancer.

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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So I was walking down the road today

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what is 6 + 8 a math equation

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How are a black man, a hispanic man, and a chinese man similar? Believe it or not they all love cantaloupe!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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