What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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what is worse than joel an infested asshole

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Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

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What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

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a chinese man pays the full price

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A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

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Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

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So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

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Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

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Hello

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My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

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Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

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Why was the black person promptly escorted out of the bar? He was under 21.

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Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

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knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

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Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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