10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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Where's my tractor?

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You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

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REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REDD REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED................................that is all LOL

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

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Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

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What does water smell like? water.

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my dick is like a bridge. i dont know why.

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So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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Chuck Norris.

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