How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

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What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

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Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

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Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

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Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

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What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

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A man wearing dark sunglasses walks into a convenience store with a dog on a leash. He goes to the middle of the store, and he starts swinging the dog around over his head by the leash. The store clerk comes over and asks, "what are you doing?" The man replies, "Ajiohskdcojqpowuskncvlkzb" Not knowing what else to do, the clerk calls 911. It turns out the man's name is Ruprict, and he has escaped from the local mental institution. A police officer shortly arrives to bring Ruprict back to the hospital.

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

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what is very tall and red a very tall red building

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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