A man calls customer service. A man in India helps him with his problem.

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A gay dyslexic black man walks in to a bar the bar tender say "what'll it be" and then he orders his drink and pays his bill and leaves.

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Once upon a time, there was a pair of headphones. It loved the sound of music.

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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whats funny? small ginger girls who die there head red, then it turns ginger again

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Q:What do they call her? A: They call her love,

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C'est l'histoire d'un français paumé qui se retrouve sur un site anglais.

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when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

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There was a girl who dumped her diver boyfriend because she couldn’t get him to give her a pearl out of an oyster. This particularly female has rather high expectations for her significant others.

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What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

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What did the boy Tell to his friends? Nothing. He has noone.

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Whats better than finding a hot girl in your room? nothing

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse replies "My wife is dying of terminal cancer."

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Why is there no Aspirin in the rain forest? Because it wouldn't be financially viable to try and sell pharmaceuticals in the vastly unpopulated rain forest.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? Just about anything because child mortality is not funny.

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Do you know what's the difference between a bicycle and a black man? A bicycle is an object and a black man is a human being.

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There was a blonde, brunette and a red head on an island. The blond was on holiday, the brunette lived there and the red head was there on business, it was a very large and industrial island.

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A: Knock knock! B: Come in.

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Yo mama's so poor she is on welfare.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park.

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Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an octopus? Nothing, two different species cannot propagate and gene splicing isn't advanced enough to separate the specific traits of an organism.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. Bars serve people of all religions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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