Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

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Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

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Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

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ahhh finally removed the splinter I've had for quite some time now. Hopefully that was the last one I'll get for a while...touch wood

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What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

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Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

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A French man gets into a fight

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

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What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

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What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

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*you're

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

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roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

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What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

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3021 North Broadway Avenue

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