why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

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Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

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"Happy Father's Day!" said the little boy to the old man. The old man broke out in tears because he had always wanted to be a father.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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A kid has no friends.

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

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Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

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"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

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Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

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why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

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Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

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your face

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26.5% of Americans are obese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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