In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

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why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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rose are red violets should be purple

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

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Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

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Why did the Old man die? He died of old age.

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What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

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What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

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Who is pack bombs and has gum cancer? • Theo Kingdom

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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