What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

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What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

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Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

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A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

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whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

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whats the stage after cancer? you die

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A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

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What's black and white and red all over? Colors

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

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were at work systems r down

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A duck walks into a bar. The large African American male at table three punches the smaller Asian man at the bar because of a long standing and unfulfilled monetary debt. The Asian man procedes to pull out a concealed knife and repeatedly stab his assailant until he is dead. The duck orders several rounds of whiskey due to the fact that it has recently been fired from its job. Later that night, it took its own life.

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Q:What were Helen Keller's dying words? A: Speaking is difficult when you have no way of hearing others. Apart from that, just hours before you die, you become unaware of your surroundings, and have a harder time communicating. Both these problems merged together made it basically impossible for her to speak before death.

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Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? They were both once alive and innocent, I lied about the black guy.

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How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

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Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

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row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

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Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

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what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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