selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

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Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

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A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

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My cat just died.

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Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

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What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

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Top Gear USA

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Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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if your mother was put in a situation where she could either have sex with a man or a woman she would pick the woman

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

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a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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