What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

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How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

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knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

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So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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shammmm is a lesbian.

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An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

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What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

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How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

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What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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Anti Joke

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