Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

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Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

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This is not a joke

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only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

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How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

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How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

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What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

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if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

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why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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Anti Joke

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