What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

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Why did the man die when he saw the light? It was a strobe light and he died from an epileptic seizure

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What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

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Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

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Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

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a man walks into a bar after a long day at work, and asks for a drink. he finishes, pays the bill and leaves a handsome tip for the bartender and heads home.

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There was a scientist that was doing a social experiment with mothers and their children. The name of first kid was named candy because it was her mothers favourite thing. The second kid name was rose because it was her mothers Favourite thing. The last mother knew what was happening and said to her son "Come on Dick".

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

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what did one white man say to the other white man? hello!

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

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What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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A bus with 11 passengers is making its final stops for the night. At main street it drops of 6 people and picks up 2, at broad it drops of 3 and picks up 4, at 3rd street it drops of 5 and picks up 1, and finally at 6th street it drops off 4 and picks up 0. How many people are still on the bus? 13 if you include the dead bodies in the back

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A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

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version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

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Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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Anti Joke

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