What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

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Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

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Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

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Good to see you today!

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Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

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trumpy trumpy trump

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This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

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What do you call Obama? - the president

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Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

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What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

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A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

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Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

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Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Guy: If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put I and u together. Girl: Really because if I could r-arrange the Alphabet I would put f and u together

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Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

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Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

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OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

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Health food.

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If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

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Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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