Whats worse than getting punched in the balls? Getting punched in the balls twice.

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There's my tractor.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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THIS IS an anti-joke.

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

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Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

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Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

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If you have read this its to late. You have already read this. Im am very sorry.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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i have read and agree to the terms of service

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WHO WANTS SOW????

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What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

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"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

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Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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