yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

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What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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For every person with a broken heart, there is another person out there with a stapler <3 And that person really needs to staple their math papers together so they can turn them in.

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What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

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Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

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Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

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What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

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What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

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A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

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What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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