Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

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Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

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Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

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Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

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Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Almost everything. Infant mortality rates are incrediby high in many third world countries, and it is certainly no laughing matter.

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Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

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why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

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Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

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A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

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Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

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The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

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Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

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Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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