Why the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

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Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

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The duck didn't cross the road.

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Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

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Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

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Why do you almost never hear Americans complain about doing their laundry? Because they have a washing machine and they realize the majority of people in developing nations do their laundry by hand, using a wash board.

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

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whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

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John Stamos.

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