What did John name his dog? Doggy

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding your babies head in a microwave

why couldnt hellen keller drive? cuz she was blind

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

Q: What's the biggest lie ever? A: Saying you read the Terms of Service

Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

Who has a big nose? YOU!!!

Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

What's the difference between Rob Schnieder and Jelly Beans? Someone besides Adam Sandler likes Jelly Beans.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

You know what sucks? Yes.

What does the English major do? Write anti-jokes because he has no job

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

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