person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

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I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

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how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

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Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

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Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

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What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

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A fat man on a moped

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A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

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Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

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"Lets begin, tell me about yourself," "ok, well first I'm a open book and..." "ok next" "why?" "I fucking hate books!"

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Someone told me about this website.

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

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What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

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Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

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What's round and orangey? An orange.

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