Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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o | ,'~'. / \ | ____|_ | '___,,_' .----------------. | ||(o |o)| ( KILL ALL HUMANS! ) | ------- ,----------------' | _____| -' \ '####, ------- /________\ ( ) |) '_ ' ,------|\ _ /_ / | |_\ || /_ /| | o| _\ _|| /_ / | | |\ _\____//' | ( ( | | | (_,_,_,____/ \ _\ | ------| \ _\|_________| \ _\ \__\\__\ |__| |__||__| ||/__/ |__||__| |__||__| |__||__| /__)/__) /__//__/ /__//__/ /__//__/. .' '. '. (_kOs____)____)

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Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

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Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

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so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

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One day there was 3 bears, a papa bear, a mama bear, and a baby bear. They were out swimming when suddenly a girl comes over to their house and tries to sit down. She sits on the big chair and says "too big", then she sits on the little chair and says "too small" and then sits on the medium chair and says "just right". Suddenly, the bears come back. Papa bear: "somebody has been sitting on my chair!" Baby bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair too!" Mama bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair, and she still here!" The girl says "Hi my name is Goldilocks." After about few minutes introducing each other, they ate dinner and they all had a great time.

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well, I'm dying of AIDS, so....

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

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What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

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