- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

Why was the man tired at his soccer game? Because he did not sleep well the night before

People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

i am and me is i

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

Get in the car.

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

The meme walks out of the bar.

A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

Tommy got neutered.

a atheist and a christian walk into a bar, they are good friends and enjoy their conversations.

What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

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