No, Trinidad.

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Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

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Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

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What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

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What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

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3021 North Broadway Avenue

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yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

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roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

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What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

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1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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