- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

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