Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

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What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

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men's rights.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

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A sober Irish individual.

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Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

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What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

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if she is old enough to bleed, she probably wears tampons.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

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Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

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What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

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Q: What do you call a successful black person? A: A fictional character.

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, due to the lack of details, there could be many reasons, such as the possibility that there was a cornfield on the other side, he got scared by a loud noise behind him and ran across the street, or just plain old curiosity, but whatever it may be, right now, we do not know the cause.

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Why was the 15 year old boy always alone in his bedroom making strange noises? Because he was struggling to fight back the tears following his single mother's recent suicide, driven by her despair over the reality that her son was an out of control drug addict, just like his no-good father who ran out on them.

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

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Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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