what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

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A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

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Q: What do you call a guy that is smart? A: A SMART Guy.

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

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Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

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Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

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How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

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What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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What do you call a black man at school the janitor

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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Global Warming.

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Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

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Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

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