What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

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who ever is reading this....

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Jews

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once upon a time y o u m a d BIBIBIDYYEAHBIIBAIDYEAH THAT'S ALL FOLKS

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

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why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

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Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

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Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

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There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

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So a bear walks into a bar. Everyone in there goes hysterical with the fright. Two people are killed by it.

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yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

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Roses are gold Violets are blue I am color blind

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A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

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How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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