why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

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dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

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Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

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Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

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Q: Why didn't the man give money to the homeless person on the sidewalk? A: Because he thought that he was faking it. Two days later the homeless person died in an alleyway from starvation. Nobody was there to witness it, and the body was never found.

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What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

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How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

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A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

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slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

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Knock knock ... *No ones home*

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

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How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

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