What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

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Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

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why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

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A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

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the battle of waterloo

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thumbs up!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

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Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

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What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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