What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Armando masturbated

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Your so gay, that you like men!

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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How do you make Mandy Ann shut up? Clown Car

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What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

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What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

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Irish sobriety

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How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

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what did the kid with poleo get for christmas. whatever he has on his christmas list because his parents feel bad for passing down the genetic information(DNA) that gave him poleo.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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Does anyone know any good ways to piss off an Grammar Nazi?

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

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How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

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What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

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Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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Anti Joke

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