What's the difference between? Your mom.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

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God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

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What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

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What's worse than sitting in a car that's steered by a woman? Sitting in an airplane steered by a suicidal pilot.

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Cinema greatest shit final, anime and videogames dont translate well into movies edition: One day... a young man named Tyler Reed, is chased by the notorious bully named Peter Ganondorf... Just then... he coincidentally utters "I AM THE LINK!" And a great lightning bolt strikes him... Tyler Becomes THE LINK! As for Peter Ganondorf... he became a pile of burning ashes... But Just then THE LINK, gets contacted by Jessica Fairy! And receives a important message... The evil Dr.Bullshitious has destroyed the connection without earth and planet Zelda! And that is bad... BECAUSE! Can Tyler Reed use his powers of lightning fast flight, and collect the TWO pieces of the mystic "triforce" to earn the ultimate weapon? The Master gun! Most importantly, can he become THE LINK between Planet Zelda and Earth? *Shows random shots that you cant make shit of like those movies you know suck just from the narration* ZELDA: THE LINK TO PLANET EVOLUTION! Moral: Still better than Dragon Ball Evolution...

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The ULTIMATE Street Fighter shotokan safety guide one Turbo masters tournament X Revenge Kombat Super Ultimate Alpha Omega F*** Y** Edition! 1. I case an attack breaks both your legs, use your last remaining strength in order to kick the air with one leg, while keeping the other one straight down, then immediatedly yell MYLEGSARBROKEN! In order to receive medical attention. And please remember: If Hadou can, then you Sure can! 2. DLC ONLY 3 DLC ONLY 4. DLC Only. ...hayball rolls trough... 9001: DLC only

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

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An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

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Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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