what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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Whats better than winning a gold in the special olympics? Not being a retard

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Q- what do you call a Jew swimming in the Antarctic? A- Dead, any man wouldn't survive swimming in water that cold

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What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

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Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

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Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

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A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

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What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

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There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "On your face"

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

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how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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A rabbi and a nun walk into a bar. They grab a drink and really hit it off despite their differences. After a couple years of happy dating, the rabbi, Mark, preposes. Gloria, the nun, gladly accepts. After four months, Gloria is pregnant. She dies in childbirth. The child has many illneses and dies within a week. Mark commits suicide.

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

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