What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

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what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

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Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

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What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

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why was the old man on the ground he fell

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What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

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Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

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How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

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After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

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What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

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Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

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What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

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What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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What's the best way to make people notice you? Begin a cult that follows some crazy religious division and go on mass murdering sprees, looting, murdering, and raping everything that moves. Your prime targets should be schools, orphanages, and hospitals (maternity wards for bonus points). Eventually, walk up to the FBI unarmed and have them capture you. Then demand that you get interviewed, as you have instructed your followers that if you don't get to speak on public television, they will bomb multiple major cities. When they put you on TV, simply stare at the camera and say: "Senpai. The time has finally come for you to notice me." Then, because you are a cruel, heartless bastard with no morals whatsoever, have your men bomb the major cities anyway. Have fun!

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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