A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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your life

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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What's worse than 100 dead babies stapled to a wall? 100 live babies stapled to the wall!!!

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why did the chicken cross the road.

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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what did the 35 year old man say when he walked in his home last night? Nothing, he started crying because he saw that someone had viciously killed his guinea pig.

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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A young man read a book. He then went back to the library to return the book, but got killed in a car crash on the way there.

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What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

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Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

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What did the blind man say when you asked hi his favorite color? Nothing he is death too

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: slightly aged post it note glue

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Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

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Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

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What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

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Black people

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What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

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