- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? Me :'(

Q: What was so funny about the death of Michael Jackson? A: There wasn't anything funny. He was one of the best pop stars ever and many people loved him.

what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

A miserable man committed suicide.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

A man buy's a new lawn mower, it breaks so he takes it back. The shopworker says that if you don't have a recipt then you cannot replace it, the man goes home and months later catch's a flu.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

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