Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

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A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

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Why is Scientology the Fastest Growing Religion of 21st Century? It isn't, its a cult.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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hey im leon and i love the chuckie

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(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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What do u call a banana? A banana......

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What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

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Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

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What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

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equality for women

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Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

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Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

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Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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What does the gay man do while he is taking a shower with many other men in a prison or a gym? Lathers soap all over his body to clean himself so he is not smelly.

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I scream. You scream. We all scream and huddle in a corner of our first grade classroom because of a masked gunman.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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