Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

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Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

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Q: What do you get if you combine a melody, instrumentation, rhythm, and vocals? A: Um, music, you idiot.

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Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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Hey how is your wife and my kids

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

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Paper shield.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

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What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

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Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

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What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

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What time is it? 10:58

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

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I have down syndrome. -RDV

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Why did the little girl die so suddenly? The bullet got her right in the heart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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