Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights.

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

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Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

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your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

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A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

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Wanna here a funny joke? Doug.

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Guest what in the butt

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Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

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roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

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What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

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Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

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What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

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What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

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A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

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whats bright and yellow? the sun.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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Your mother is so good in the kitchen that we all asked for a second helping.

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Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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