- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I just threw up..In my pants.

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

VITAMIN C!

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

What do you find....... there's a..........

Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

Adam Sandler is still funny ! cough

Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

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