Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

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Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

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a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

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knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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Your mom

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

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What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

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A black succeeds

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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So, I'm sitting by this guy in Science class and we're learning about fungi. So this guy is being really nice and I tell him, "Bro, you're just a FUNgi to hang around", like fun guy.

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

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Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

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Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

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How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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knock knock whos there not me

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What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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