Ehh

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What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Voldemort

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

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A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

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Herman Cain

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, nobody could fit inside a pineapple, nor could a pineapple survive in the sea

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Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

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A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

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Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

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A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

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What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

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What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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