IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

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Your time.

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roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

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Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

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What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

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When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

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A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

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Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

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s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

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How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

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Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

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The guy above me has a very nice joke

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The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

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A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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