- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What's 9 +10 19

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

What is worst than your girlfriend's mother?? Osama Bin Laden's One

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

A man called his dentist and asked when he should make an appointment. The dentist told him to come in around two thirty pm because that's when the next appointment was available.

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