- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

A batch of muffins is cooking in the oven, one muffin says to the others "it's hot in here!" the other muffins don't respond because they're muffins. He's the only of his kind.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

A women in the kitchen.

What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

Knock Knock Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

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