knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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What do you call six million jews? Dead.

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Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

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A mormon walks into a bar.

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im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

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alert("The Game");

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What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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You've heard of take your child to work day, but I bet you haven't heard of 9/11- take your plane to work day

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

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Dancing Potatoe!

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The WNBA.

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

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Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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