What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

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How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

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The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

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What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

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What does a Jewish Santa Clause say? This scenario is highly improbable as Jews celebrate Hanukkah and not Christmas.

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she saw her future.

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Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

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WOw you have no life

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What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

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What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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a guy takes viatamins thinking they would help him be healthy he choked and then he died from choking on a jolly rancher

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

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Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

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Matrix if it had been with (as planned at some stage) with Will Smith. Normal Neo: Yes trinity lets find the others. Smith Neo: Yo pretty lady, lets go find them ho`s and chicken and stuff, then we can like go surfin and driving nuts and all that crackin stuff and then we etc etc. Normal Neo:... Smith Neo: You tellin ME this is your world Smith? Im Anderson yo and the one, Im gonna bitchmack you all and then just whoop you all with my master blaster no kidding buddy I have yellow belt Kung fu yo! Neo: We have to do something. Smith Neo; Yo unless we make a real rap video first we cant do the proper stuff you, why is this place all so green, get some colaaas! Seriously first we get carlton and then he dances his crazy dance while I go boyAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZ with my rap ok?

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

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Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Good. Enjoy your cold drinks.

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why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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