knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

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How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

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What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

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why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

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my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

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A black guy and a white girl are walking toward each other in a dark alley. Which one takes off his/her clothes first? The black guy as he is closer to home and therefore closer to his bathroom where he took a shower after a hard day's work.

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how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

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What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

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Hey what time is it. 3:15

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

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why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

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Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation. ~Yashar - pirater un compte facebook Peace out :)

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

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