helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

thumb_up thumb_down -1

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +5

How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

thumb_up thumb_down +121

A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

thumb_up thumb_down +55

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

thumb_up thumb_down

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

thumb_up thumb_down -16

patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

thumb_up thumb_down -61

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

thumb_up thumb_down -9

what is orange? an orange

thumb_up thumb_down

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

hey

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops