knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

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Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

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Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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KSI

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

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What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

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there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

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What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

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Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

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What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

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Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

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Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

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One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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