What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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ur mum

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what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

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Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

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Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

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penis

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

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What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

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How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

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Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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