Steven hawkings shook my hand

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

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2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

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how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

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Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

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womens rights

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A hill billy went fishing

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Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

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to get to the other side.

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

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why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

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the guy below me is gay

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What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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