- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

One time i was sitting down

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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