Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

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There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. James who? James from work. Oh, come on in.

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?!?

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What do you call a room with an oven and ten Jews in it? A kitchen.

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titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

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Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

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What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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Women's rights

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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A guy in a truck delivering furniture runs over a frog. Concerned for the frog, he pulls over and runs back to the frog and asks "Are you ok?" The frog replies "Yeah, you want to buy a cupboard?"

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What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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