why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

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Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

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whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

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im at school

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How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

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Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

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who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

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Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your so ugly, im going to kill you! Just kidding.......... Violets are purple. -Harrison

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What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, which happens to be holding a support group for dyslexic people tonight. The name of the bar and all patrons are palindromes to avoid confusion.

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2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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What do you call a fly without wings? A fly without wings.

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It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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