Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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What's better than ice cream? Anal sex

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What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

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If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

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Q: what are very funny A: Jokes

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doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

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Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

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Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

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Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

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A guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "whered you get the pig?" The guy says, "It's not a pig its a parrot." The bartender says, "i was talking to the parrot."

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knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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You know whats better than 24? 25

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? because he is dead -Eden Hogg

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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