yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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A man dropped his pen so he picked it up. He is satisfied that he is a sufficient worker.

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

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I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

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Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

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What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

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Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

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Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

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What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

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Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

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There were three soap salesmen in a bar. They were comparing how good they were at selling their wares. "I'm so good that I sell 60% of my soap bars each day," says the first salesman, bragging. The second one wasn't to be outdone. "I'm so good that I sell 80% of my soap bars," he declared. The last salesmen, who, up to the moment had been relatively quiet, suddenly said in a calm and collected manner, "Oh that's nothing. I'm so good that I sell all of my soap bars each day."

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

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