a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

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wommmoaooammaaa

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

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whats the capital of congo famine

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

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Women's Rights

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Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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Nick Cannon

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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