A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from a sky-scraper Q:he dies

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A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

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An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

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How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

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Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

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A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

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what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

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Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." Then there is silence and a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone the guy says "I shot in the air and my friend heard it and moved. I think he's still alive." The operator says "Good that means he's still breathing and he's not dead."

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roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

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They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

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Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

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why did the baby fall out of the crib? it was dead

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I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

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Q what do you do when your friend tells you hes a homosexual A. you tell him that you will accept him and can still be very good friends

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Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

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What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

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What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

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Chuck norris survived rapture.

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