what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

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There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

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Q: What did the magician do to cure his cold?? A: Took medicine!

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hey hey apple

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There was a man from Dundee. who's limericks always ended on line three. I don't know why.

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

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What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

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Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

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My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

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What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

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Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue grass is green

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Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

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Ily bae

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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