A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

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What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

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Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

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No.

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How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

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What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

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Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

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Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

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What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

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A movie trilogy about an alphabet book. A ten minute long movie about a complete lifespan. A 600 pages long book on how to stop procrastination. A two page book about the top 600 award winning pictures. CALL NOW FOR A TELESCOPE INCLUDED! (So you can see the stars and fuck the book altogether) Juggernaut: IM THE JUGGERNAUTBITCH! Me: Hi, mind if I just call you bitch for short? Your life sucks sometimes because Karma is a bitch... ...My bitch ;)

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What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

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Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

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knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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