A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

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What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

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when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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What is a vampire's favourite dessert? Vampires aren't real.

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why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

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Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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three people come to a serial killers house. one was annoying one was immature and one was stupid he would put them all in the same boat. then he towed it into shark infested waters, sunk it and watched them speak their mind. the annoying one said "nah nah nuh boo boo you cant eat me!" the immature one said "im gonna ride one!" and the stupid one said "could you please tell your sharks to stop eating my leg? i need it to swim away from these sharks that are eating my leg." moral of the story: dont go to serial killers homes. they will most likely kill you.

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Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

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Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

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What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

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