Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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A man was having problems with his computer, so he called customer service. An Indian man, by the name of Muhammad picked up the phone. This came of no surprise to the man, because Muhammad is the most common name in the world. The man soon found and fixed the problem on his computer and hung up.

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Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

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A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

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Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

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Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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Yo Mama is so poor, she can barely keep a steady income and cannot support her family of 10 even with support of food stamps and wel fair and will probably die soon due to diabetees because she wasted her food stamps on food that is bad for the average persons diet and due to a lack of exercise. I am worried about her she seems very depressed due to her wight and fatality outlooks and you should probably direct her to your local clinic to make sure she is OK and try to help her with her weight mangment problems. I am scarred for you and your family and I wanted to make sure you are ok and are doing well in education and are on track for a very bright future probably going to a universety which you will pay for with student loans from a bank in the local area. I am extremely worried so are you OK with all of those things I said before and if you are not I can help you get onto the right track and your mom can have a happier longeer life filled with fun happinnes wisdom life and other things like peace and forgivness for all people should get that it is part of our natural human rights and we deserve such things I speak of. Are you ok and does your life apply to thing things I have said in the past couple of motivational minuites. ''get the fu^k off porch''

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My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why did Bert go to the doctor? He had an appointment.

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What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

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