3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

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What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

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So a guy goes to his doctor because he thinks he has an STD. He asks the doctor "how bad is it doc?" to which the doctor replies "Well, I got the test results and it doesn't look good. You've got chlamydia, gonorrhea, and onomatopoeia. The guy asks "What's onomatopoeia?" The doctor replies "It's exactly what it sounds like"

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What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

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Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

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Q: What did the magician do to cure his cold?? A: Took medicine!

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Beans, beans, they're good for your heart, Because they contain antioxidants and help to lower your cholesterol.

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

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