What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

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pizzano is a tool.

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richard is fag

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

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why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

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The WNBA

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

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The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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this website...

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When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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