what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

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why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

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The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

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A seal walks into a club.

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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You're Adopted.

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What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

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Knock knock (No one is home)

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Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

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What's red and funny? The holocaust

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A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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