How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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Whats the difference........ between a duck?

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Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

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Why did the old man miss the Alzheimer's Day walk? Because he died in his sleep.

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heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

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Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

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There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

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Apple juice.

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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This is sparta No this is patrick

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What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

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Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

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What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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