- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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What's Black, White, and Red all over? A Cow in a giant blender...

How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

Knock Knock: There is no one in here! GTFO! Okay, yes sir or mam Moral: I told you there is no one here, gtfo already!

Why did the Asian Cross the road? Because the crossing signal went green!

A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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