Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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woman's rights

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

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Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

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What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

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What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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