Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

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knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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What are the two words that once you hear, You will feel a sudden gush of euphoria followed by immense depression? The Game

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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A rabbi, a nun, a priest, a hooker, a stripper, 2 secret servicemen, a teacher, a midget, a ginger, a rodeo clown, a nascar driver, a homosexual native american, a heterosexual native american, 2 portuguese tuba players, an african american taxi driver, a blind man, his seeing eye dog, a bartender, 2 minor league baseball players, 3 lesbian mexican salsa dance instructors and a dwarf are all in a bar. They all had a good time and the teacher and one ol the portuguese tuba players ended up becoming facebook friends.

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Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

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Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

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Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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Why was the girl talking to the trashcan? Her entire family was killed in a forest fire. She was the only who made it out but she had several scars and burns. For six years she had no family to talk to. She then gathered an obnoxious amount of cheaply made plastic trashcans and painted her entire family on the trashcan and proceeded to talk to it. For several years now she has been in deep conversation with the trashcan. She then attempted to ask the trashcan a series and intense question in which the trashcan did not respond to. The girl grew very frustrated with the trashcan because it did not answer her question so she angrily threw it off the side of a cliff in the middle of the woods. To answer the question above, as the trashcan was violently falling off the cliff, the girl yelled, "See you next FALL"

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What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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