- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

hola said the chinese man

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

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