- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

Christopher Walken to a bar.

A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender "one beer please." the bartender proceeds to go into shock as a duck just talked to him

Your family is so fat that when their feet hit the ground, it recorded 9 on the richter scale, because they were launched at the Earth at close to the speed of light, and when you account for relativistic mass effects, the amount of energy that was displaced into the ground was tremendous

The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

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