Those last 4 were by: Walter

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What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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How do you stop a baby from flying? Hit it with a shovel.

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What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

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Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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A priest, a jew, and a pirate walk into a bar. An exchange of dialogue occurs with the bartender and hilarity ensues.

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When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

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Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

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Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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