Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

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