Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

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EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

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Whats funnier than 24, 69

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What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

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On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

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What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

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three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

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Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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