This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

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What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

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Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

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di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

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I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

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What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

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Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

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A priest walks into a day care center. He calmly blesses all of the surrounding children a leaves.

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Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

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KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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