What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of celery. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the given situation.

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A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

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If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

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So a mouse walks into a bar....the bartender immediatly kills it because he doesn't want another C rating by the sanitation department.

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

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What is older than history?

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A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

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Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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You're welcome!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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