What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

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Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

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What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

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what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

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a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

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ADAM FANTUZZI SUCKS KIRANS BALL SACK

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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Q: What did your mom say to your dad? A: Honey i want a divorce.

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what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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This one time at band camp music was played.

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