what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

thumb_up thumb_down

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

thumb_up thumb_down +6

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

thumb_up thumb_down +43

what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

thumb_up thumb_down +34

Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

thumb_up thumb_down -31

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

You have Aids. April fools! you have super Aids.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

thumb_up thumb_down +2

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops