Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

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A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

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What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

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Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

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Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

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What did the blind man say to the bartender? Nothing, I forgot to mention he's also mute and has no legs.

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Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

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