What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

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A black guy and a mexican guy are falling from a building. Which one hits the ground first? Who cares

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hey hey apple

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Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

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There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

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What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

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Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

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Did you hear about the guy that dropped the soap in prison? He apparently gripped it a bit too tightly causing it to slip out of his hands, but managed to pick it up promptly and finish showering with no further incidence.

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A blonde walks into a salon and says "I would like to get my golden locks trimmed." The haircutter replies "surely, just sit yourself down in that chair over there and I'll be with you momentarily." The blonde walks to the chair and sits down. When the haircutter comes over he asks her, "would you please remove your headset, I can't cut your hair while they're on." She laughs at her forgetfulness and removes them obligingly.

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why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

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whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

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A man walks into a bar. He gets wasted and forgets the punchline.

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What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

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What do you call an German with a knife in his leg ? An ambulance as he has a serious leg wound and will soon die of blood loss

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Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

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Jasper sucks.

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suck my balls mr.garison

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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Your mama's so fat she's going on weight-watchers to pursue a healthier lifestyle and avoid the longterm effects of obesity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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