What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "It sure is hot in here". The other muffin says, "Yeah like 350, 375".

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

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As little Timmy crossed the finish line his heart raced with excitement he had just won the big race. Later he and his family went home to celebrate they had pizza and chips and soft drinks. Then they played scrabble and watched spiderman 2. After that Timmy went to sleep. When his parents found him that morning they mourned and mourned because their hero little Timmy was still asleep.

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A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

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Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

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How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

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Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

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What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

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What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

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why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

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Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

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Three men stood before Saint Peter at the pearly white gates. They were then sent straight to Hell for committing mass suicide in hopes of reaching a higher state of being through a device located on a meteor.

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haha look at that guys shirt! what's wrong with it? i don't know.. nothing i guess

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Call me Mr. Flinstone, for that is my surname.

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What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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