Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

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Where would canada be without nature? still here

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Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

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What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

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A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

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A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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12 niqqa 12.

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

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What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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