what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

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If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

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The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

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Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

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Whats better than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

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want to go home? yea

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What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

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What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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