What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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If olive oil is made from olives and vegetable oil from vegetables, what is baby oil made of? Mineral Oil, Aloe Vera Extract, Vitamin E, Acetate, Fragrance.

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

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Are You McDonalds Because I'm Loving It

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

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One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

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What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

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There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

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live or die you decide to late time to die

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

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A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

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