you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

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Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

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What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

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Dylan Hodge likes to lick his mums penis to sleep every night.

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A woman had a dream. She followed this dream and completed all the goals she had set in life and was excessively happy. Then she woke up and her original suspicions were confirmed...it was a dream.

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

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ok i got one for ya 2 Penn State coaches walk in to a butt....

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I thought I was ugly But then I met you

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Two farmers are standing in a field. One says: "It's a bit cold today, don't you think?" The other doesn't reply, because he is trying to work out how to tell the first farmer that his son has just been killed in a road accident.

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

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What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

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That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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