- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

What items don't float? A school bus full of children

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

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