A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

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What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

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roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

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D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

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-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

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Q: What sucks? A: Straws

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Q. Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman? A. Cause you have to hollow out it's head! A blonde walked into a doctor's office with two burnt ears. The doctor asked her, "What happened to your ear?" The blonde replied, "I was ironing and the phone rang, so instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and put it to my ear. Still not satisfied, the doctor asked, "Well, what happened to the other ear?" "The sucker called again!"

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What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

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How do you address a gay, jewish, african male? You can't, as addressing a person would imply mailing them. And that would violate their human rights. As well, the cost of shipping a package of that size would be rather prohibitive

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A man is being followed by a large swarm of mosquitoes. He eradicates them by spraying himself with an insect repellent that has a high deet concentration.

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Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

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What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

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What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

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Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

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Getting all F's on your report card isnt that bad.... I mean you could go home to find your whole family murdered and your Girlfriend hanging from a noose.

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Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

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