Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

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Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

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What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Vast. While they are both mammals belonging to the order Carnivora, and therefore have a loose evolutionary connection, dogs belong to the Carnidae family and cats belong to the Felidae family. There would need to be much biological research done to discover all of the differences that result from this.

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Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

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What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

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i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

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ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

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What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Bake until golden at 375

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An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

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What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

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What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

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Knock, knock ... ... No one answers the door because knocks produce a quieter sound than a doorbell and the residents of the house are upstairs watching a movie.

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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