sexual intercourse.

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What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

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Stop driving smart cars you fags

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

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where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

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Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

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You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

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This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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What color is red paint? Red

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Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

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Yesterday I saw a blind man walking down the street, I asked if he needed help and he said "I'm fine thanks." Later on I saw a deaf man walking down the street and asked if he needed help. He didn't hear me, he then fell off the curb and was hit by a car.

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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Why did Uncle Monty shove his head up a horses arse? Because it gave Doris an erection. She chose to keep her male genital organs following her gender changing procedure, so that she could still father children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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