roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

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Hey

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I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

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What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

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Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

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Thumbs this up

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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What would Helen Keller say to Obama? Wow Im really impressed that you are our nation's first black president. You're doing a great job. Except it would come out like DUUUUURNNNNNAFMKAAAALLLL

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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women's rights.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

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Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM.

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tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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