Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

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Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

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What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

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What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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What is cowboy say

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

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