Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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Isn't it funny that we think it's totally normal for females to not have penises but for literally EVERY OTHER group of people, it's weird and not ok double standard?

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What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

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What do you call 99 lawyers in a car going off a cliff with no driver and another lawyer running in the other direction? A dick move.

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean????? What Nothing they just waved ???? Oh Do you sea what I did there ???? No I'm shore you did ???? By Erin

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How do you confuse a blonde? Very carefully.

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what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

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Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

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A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

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Knock knock. Come right on in.

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They discuss politics and time travel.

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What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

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why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

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A guy walks into a doctor's office and says: "Doctor! Doctor! You gotta help me! One day I'm a teepee, and the next day I'm a wigwam, and then the next day I'm a teepee, and then the next day I'm a wigwam again. The doctor says: Sir, we've been over this 100 times! You have stage 4 pancreatic cancer...

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What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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Knock Kock Who's there Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley is a fictional character in the novel To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee. Don't cry.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have condoms, But we didn't use them with you. You were DP'd, Now you have STD.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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