hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

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what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

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Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

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Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

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So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

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What's more fun than thumbing down a shit joke? Thumbing down a shit joke which is neutral previous to your disliking giving it a little negative number.

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What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

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dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

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What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

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I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

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Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

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Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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Religious fanatics: WE MUST NOT SIN! Jesus: And I died for their sins? They do not even try a bit of sex and rock and roll? Now that is a sin :( I died for nothing then :( Religious fanatics: Damn!

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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