What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

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What did the clerk say and do when he was givng out free food What he did:Gave them What he said:"If you want to get this free, pay $5.00"

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Tennesse

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

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Why did the skeleton stay home from the party He was buried in a coffin underground and, as a matter of fact, wasn't actually invited

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qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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angelo snyder is not ga

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What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

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Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

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frogs are green and grass is greener i just blew up ur mom and ur the cleaner now get to work SLAVE

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A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing.

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Shit.

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Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

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2 muffins are in an oven. One says to the other, "it's really hot in here!" the other replies, "WHOA. A talking muffin!"

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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The dewey decimal system

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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Anti Joke

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