The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

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A jew go out of a bar

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

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who farted your mother

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

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Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

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do not read this(this is intended to be read)

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

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What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

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Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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