- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

A scientists walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him, and asks him what he wants to drink. The scientist replies, "Just a coke, today. I'm driving."

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead.

roses are red violets are blue I hear a bus...

Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

there's a irishman, australian and and englishman man on a plane. they are going to france

Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

what did the catholic priest say to the boy?

god be with you.

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