What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

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what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

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once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

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A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

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cory is gay

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When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

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knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

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How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

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Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

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Atheism

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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