a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

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Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

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Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

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How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

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2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

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You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

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why did you poop because you are a poop

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

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have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

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Why did the man not want to be a tree? Because he didn't want to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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