Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

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What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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Invisible Children Foundation.

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What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

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Your moma's so fat, she has a considerable list of medical health problems, and she is very miserable.

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What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

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In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

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What smells like shit and is covered in cheese? Sean's pizza socks.

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Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

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Religion

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Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

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Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

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How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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