What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

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A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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An antijoke

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A brown haired woman walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor it hurts whenever I touch myself." The doctor says, "Strange, I have never heard of such a disease. Please show me." The woman touches her leg and screams,"Ow!" Then she touches her arm and screams again. The doctor asks, "Are you a natural brunette?" The woman replies, "No, I am a blonde." The doctor says, "Oh, that explains it. You have a broken finger. God, you are so blonde." The woman gets her finger treated and then lives in agony for the rest of her life due to her untreated broken leg and arm.

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How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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Asians look like they have down syndrome.

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Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

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What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

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lol a man is drowning

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What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

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Donald Trump

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what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

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What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

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What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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