Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

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What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

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The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

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On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

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Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

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If an iPad 2 is better than an iPad 1, than what's better than an iPad 2? An iPad 3

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Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

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dude ur such a bon of a sitch

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what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

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Crime doesn't pay. Sure it does

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

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Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

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what did the Mexican fire fighter name his two kids? Jose and Josbe

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A labrador, a chihuahua, and a great dane walk onto a bar. They are strays and were brought to the pound where they were more than likely put down or adopted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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