- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

I can't think of a joke!

A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

Gestapo.

Why was the Black Boy shot? It was because he was walking alone at night in a dangerous neighborhood, where there are many gangs. People should know not to go alone at night in dangerous places, or even in the day.

What do the Japanese hate more than sitting in traffic? tsunamis.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

What rhymes with you? You.

Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

My penis is big... not.

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

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