- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

A women leaves the kitchen.

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

What animal is green and eats rocks? The green rockeater

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

How do you mess with Hellen Keller? Re-arrange her furniture.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

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