Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

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What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

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What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

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2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

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Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

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Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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