- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

A man walks into a bar and utters profanity because he's hit his head on a protruding metal object that cannot move out of the way and has therefore made him look stupid because he neglected to walk around it.

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

What is big and white, not the moon CC

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

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