What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

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Do you work at subway? Because I often enjoy eating there and i think the food is pretty good. I do not however eat there everyday because i might get overweight and get a eating disorder.

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Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

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How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

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Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

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What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

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Yo Mama so stupid because she's been addicted to marijuana since she was a teenager, and has lost many brain cells. Resulting in her forgetting simple things like your birthday, her own name, etc. She has also developed lung cancer. She's predicted to die in two months if she continues to smoke as she does now.

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Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

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What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

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Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

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Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

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What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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