A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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Obama

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OOOOPPS /

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

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Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

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An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

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Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

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Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

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what do you call a black man with no arms or legs sitting on a porch? "sir" His life is hard enough with out being subject to social rudeness

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69

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co jo kurwa tocza?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

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Is your refrigerator running? Go fuck yourself

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Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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