Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

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If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

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How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

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want a balloon? yeah

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "It sure is hot in here". The other muffin says, "Yeah like 350, 375".

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You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

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The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

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Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

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Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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What's a skeleton's favorite type of music? Nothing. Skeletons are just the decomposed remains of a being that was once living.

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Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

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What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

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Knock knock Who's there The mailman The mailman who? You are so dumb.

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Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

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So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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