Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

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Your mother is so fat she has trouble finding clothes in her size.

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A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

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what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

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What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

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A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

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Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

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Q: What's worst than the Holocaust? A: 6 million Jews

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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