What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

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I walked down a dark alley at night and ran into 2 black men. They said hello and were on their way

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Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

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Whats the differance between a pizza and a black person? a pizza can feed a family

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whats deead and gone lewis`s dog. well now it is

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whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

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Why were little Suzie's parents crying? Suzie was kidnapped by Al Qeada

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What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

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How do you make a baby float? Take your foot of its head.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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