Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses walk into a bar and sit down at a table. They glare at each other for a moment before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

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Not even I believe you will ever know yourself that well ever Nero, you see what you created as a false illusion, as all of your, or rather our effort for nothing, as a pathetic attempt to create heaven on earth. In my eyes, you succeeded in doing so, and if it where for you, or more people such as yourself and I, it would have lasted, stop trying to give people what they do not deserve, and remember that making others happy will never cure the sadness and pain deep within you, only cover it. Stop fleeing from yourself, stay, get to know yourself.

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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what did the dead man say to the other dead man ...nothing he's dead.

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What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

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Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

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There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

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What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

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how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

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if you read this you are gay

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Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

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Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

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Girls soccer

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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