What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

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What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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two elderly men were sitting in the sun discussing their lives. The first man says "my life was horrible as I had to walk to work uphill in the snow with no boots on a daily basis" The second man looks at the first and replies "you know why my life was horrible?.. I was born a jewish man in Germany during the second world war and was injustly judged and harrassed nearly to death on a daily basis"

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Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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What did the shark say to the elephant? Nothing, they live in different habitats

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What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

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Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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What is small and gives people courage? Certain kinds of illegal drugs

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

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What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

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How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

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What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

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Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

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What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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