When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

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Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

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What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

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A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

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Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other muffin says nothing because it is a muffin.

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A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

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What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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