Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

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Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

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What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

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what's brown and sticky? A Stick

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

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A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

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Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

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Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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Justin Bieber.

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

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An indian boy gets a girlfriend

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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A man found out that he had hit the lottery and would be receiving 300 million dollars, but he had to fly to china to do so. The man took a plane to China from New York and would arrive within the next several hours. Meanwhile, in australia a god-cow was producing infinitely large amounts of concentrated milk. His milk was so infinitely large in mass that it collapsed on its own mass and turned into black hole; absorbing the entire Earth. The man never got to receive his money from winning the lottery

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What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

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What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

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Anti Joke

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