John: Knock Knock! Bill: Who's there John: John Bill: Oh hey John, come in

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Yo mama is so nasty she won't take a shower till she is dead you idiot says the boy she won't die she has twenty thousand live

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What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

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How many of my Dad's "fishing buddies" have gone down to the basement for a "meeting", but never returned? 37 so far. I'm concerned. I seriously have never seen my dad fish. Pretty sure he doesn't own a fishing pole.

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Why did Martha Stewart's skin hurt? My friend has a skin condition :( and is dying, skin cancer is not something to make fun of.

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What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

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What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

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What sounds really bad? An accordion.

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A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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Executioner: Would you like to make a statement? Mr Murderer: Yes, I would love to sing a song. Executioner: Very well. Begin. Mr Murderer: There were 6 billion in the bed, and the little one said roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell out...

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar and the bar says "ouch!"

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what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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Why are Jewish men curcumsized? Because Jewish women wont put their hands on anything that's not 20% off

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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A black guy, a Latino guy and an Asian guy all walk in a bar. What do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

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What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

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How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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Diana and victoria

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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