Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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Chuck Norris is dead......

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You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

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What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

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How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

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a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

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What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

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Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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