How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

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What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

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What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

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Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

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A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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why was justin sad? his family was murdered

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Jess Burns

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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A lot eh?

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

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Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

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Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

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Logan's gay

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

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so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

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Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

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hickory dickory dock no one cares

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