... a man has made himself a poop sandwich , refused to eat it and threw it away because it disgusted him ....

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A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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Rampage, on the streets of the poor. Secrets finally leaving, escaping, rummaging out from the land and sea of unforgiven people. A loud shatter erupts from the roaring streets filled with silence, the people are coming. Engulfing the city. Red, blue, orange and yellow. Explosives and gun fire and blood flowing down into the drains, mixing innocent blood with the impure water. Violence, detonating everywhere. I see fire everywhere. Once a family home now a lost memory which cannot be found. Everything is burning, life and love. The streets not painted with red. It's soothing the sidewalk. Hush now. A shadowy night. It's whispers reaches all corners of the earth... 'The war is over' Blue skies light up the back lanes, darkness retreating back under its box of everlasting mystery They fought a war We are fighting one too (first letter of each line + final 2 lines are the last two lines of the original poem etc)

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Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

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Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

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an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

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kill yourself....with a cigarette

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What do you call a horse standing alone in an empty field? Tesco's own Beef Lasagne.

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

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What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

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I used to know what alzheimers was

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How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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