-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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Which is longer? A rope...

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Asians...

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So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Once upon a time there was a small poor boy in a small German village. Her was name Smalls. Later he found out that he had to go back to Virginia because of their family then she got milk and went to the play that night like he was planning, and it was probably a problem with the clutch or transmission. It was fine because Smalls was 64 years old.

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hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

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CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

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gays

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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A dad is very proud of his son for just having graduated preschool. he tells him son, ill get you anything you want. he says i want a pink pingpong ball. the dad is confused but he does it anyway. the next year, he graduates kindergarten. the dad asks the same question. the son this time says i want 10 pink pingpong balls. so the dad, very confused, does it. 5 years later, he graduates elementary school. this time he says 100 pink pingpong balls. high school the dad says cmon your going to college ANYTHING! A CAR? A HOUSE? no i want 1,000 pink pingpong balls. the kid then goes to college and 4 years later and majors in african relief. the dad is very proud but he says. lemme guess? 10,000 pink ping pong balls? YEP. the kid goes to africa to help out because he's a good person. he then meets his wife helping out there also. they get married and the dad flies out to africa to see the wedding. he then knows that he needs 100,000 pink pingpong balls shipped in. the dad goes back to the US and 9 months later finds out that he is a grandfather. he ships 1,000,000 pink ping pong balls into africa. a few years later he finds out that his son contracted a rare african disease and is going to die very soon. now the father is deeply in debt from all the ping pong balls, so his community helps him raise money to go to africa. he meets his son on his death bed. and they talk for a long time. the dad finally says. yknow son i really need to ask you, why did you ask for all those ping pong balls? the son says: "Well dad, I--" and then he dies

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what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

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What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

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Your mom is fat

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Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

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Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

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