What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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This is not a joke or is it

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What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

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Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

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What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

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guess what no i know what your thinking, its NOT chickenbutt. its that tomorrow i have a math test. that sucks.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

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What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

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What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

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Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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A man walks into a bar, gets caught in a knife fight, and dies horribly. The funeral was closed casket.

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"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

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You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

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roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

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What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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