- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

knock knock come in

Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

What do u call a cripple Biv

a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

Men's Sports

You know what sucks? Yes.

you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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