Why is six afraid of seven? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

thumb_up thumb_down +5,698

what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

thumb_up thumb_down -14

There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

thumb_up thumb_down +9

What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

thumb_up thumb_down -14

There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

thumb_up thumb_down +10

what is small and is not fair Mitt Romneys tax rate

thumb_up thumb_down -43

Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

thumb_up thumb_down +56

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

thumb_up thumb_down -6

what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

thumb_up thumb_down -116

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops