What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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Blarg

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What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

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knock knock whos there rock rock who rocks dont knock stupid

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Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

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whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

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What is white and square? A ping pong block

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balls

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He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

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Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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what did the blind, deaf, retarded child, without any arms or legs get for Christmas? nothing, his parents are dead

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

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What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

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Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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