A baby seal walks into a club.

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what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

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Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

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3 like an eel

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What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

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What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

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a kid walks into a room and confesses to his mother he is gay the mother then repeatedly beats him until he is bleeding out of both ears then leaves him there to think about what he just said.

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A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

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Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

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Robin, get in the batmobile

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Cool story bro. Tell it again.

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An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

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Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

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Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

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Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

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What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? Hormones are secreted internally and trigger various biochemical pathways that cause certain effects. We all are familiar with the effects of testosterone and estrogen, both on the anatomy, and behaviour of humans. Pheromones are secreted externally, and have an effect on another creature in similar ways. Usually they have to do with attracting sexual partners or changing a sex partners behaviour or body in some way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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