"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

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Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. Seeing a black pilot is not alarming. If their middle-eastern, however, you have more of a problem.

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What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

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live babies

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why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she believes in God. While her faith has absolutely nothing to do with her intelligence and in 2014 only the most bigoted and stupid people would demean people based on their religion,she does have an IQ of 65 and is therefore believed to be mentally inadequate. It's really quite sad.

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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who drinks pee? katness

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

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Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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What is the best part about football The scoring

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I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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Whats more annoying than listening to another arrow in the knee joke? bink2w32.dll is missing from your computer.

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i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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