What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

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I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a tumor Doctors give it 6 weeks before I die...

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What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

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Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

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A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

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What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

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Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

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Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

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Student; Miss, please may I go toilet? Teacher; Yes, but say your alphabet first. Student; Ok

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a knife? Stabbed.

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Why did schlomo fall off the swing He lost balance because Muslims threatened to kill him

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If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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