- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

Black People

There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

sorry about this, my enter key is stuck down... Really sorry guys. Nearly fixed it. Look I said I was sorry! All fixed :~D

What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

How many of my Dad's "fishing buddies" have gone down to the basement for a "meeting", but never returned? 37 so far. I'm concerned. I seriously have never seen my dad fish. Pretty sure he doesn't own a fishing pole.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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