What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

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Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

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What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

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Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

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What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

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What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

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Doris was putting up Christmas lights when he noticed the bulb's suddenly came on. He was puzzled at first, as he hadn't plugged them in. He climbed down the ladder and found that it was his son, Robby who had plugged the lights in.

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What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

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A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

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you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

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What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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