how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

What's your guys names?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

you gay?

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

fack me!

whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

Whats brown a sticky, shit

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

12 niqqa 12.

Anne frank dies days before camp was liberated.

26.5% of Americans are obese.

Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

-You know what will always get people fighting? -Hey, you wanna fight?

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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