Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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That's illegal What? Your mom

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What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

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kill yourself....with a cigarette

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A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

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Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

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What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

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You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

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What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

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Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

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Go figure, you seemed pretty fucking scared of me back then. "autocast" hypnotic priming, anchors, you know what that is right? You for (as an example) clap your hands whenever you succeed at hypnotizing yourself while staying awake in a lucid state, then you repeat it until you one day just clap, your body remembers the whole sequence and boom it works right away. You did not think that PaulMcKenna could just touch people and have them do what he wants without even telling them what to do right? Especially not McKenna, I learned a lot from Richard Bandler, absolutely nothing from Anthony Robbins, everything I could ever want from Igor Ledochowsky, and absolutely nothing from PaulMcKenna, I went to him last, I should have skipped Both Robbins and Kenna, they use NLP and... Basically call it hypnosis.

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Can you see this brett? Connor

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Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

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Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

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Your mother is so fat that her body takes up more space than the average woman.

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

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Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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