Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

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What what In the butt

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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Knock knock. Come in. You're under arrest for second degree murder.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

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what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

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What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

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Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

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,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

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Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? Generally one, but as the situation varies so does the number.

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women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

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Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

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Knock knock Who's There? My name is Jeff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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