there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

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why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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So, a screw driver walks into a bar, and the bar tender sais "Hey Screw Driver" we have a drink named after you" the screw driver goes, "Really? You have a drink named Bob"

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have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

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Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

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Around 10PM on a Saturday two Irishmen walk into a bar. They order up a round of drinks, and comment on the appearance of several women in the place whom they believe to be single. After finishing up their drinks, the one Irishman asks the other if he'd like another one. The other says no, that he promised his wife he'd be back soon with diapers for the baby. He thanks his friend for the drink and leaves for home. The remaining Irishman orders up another "round" from the bartender, but really it's only one drink he is ordering, being he is only one person.

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What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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Your mom is not fat!

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Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

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Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

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What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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