What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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Two fish are in a tank. It is an average sized tank designed to hold aquatic animals.

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Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

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Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

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Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

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OMG I NEED FRESH WATER

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OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

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Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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why was the kid crying? because he had to go to school GDS*

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While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

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Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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Women's rights.

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Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

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Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

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hello

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how do you wake up lady gaga? set her alarm for a reasonable hour

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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