Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

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Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

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Republicans

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

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Imagine Buzz Lightyear standing on the edge of a cliff. He jumps off hoping to fly. He manages to glide for a little bit until a bird crashes into him a cause one of his wings to break. What happens then? Simply imagine him turning into bird.

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When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

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What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

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poop.........

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A man decides to go hunting in the woods with a shotgun, he is going through the woods and a bear randomly pops out of no where, knocks him down and rapes him. So the next day he came back with an even bigger shotgun and said, "i am going to kill this bear" so he goes through the woods, the bear comes out of nowhere, knocks him down and rapes him again. So he comes back the next day with and even bigger shotgun and says, " i am going to kill this bear, skin it, and eat it" so hes going through the woods and out comes the bear, knocks him down, gets real close to his face and says, "you dont come out here for the hunting do ya".

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

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If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris, since Bruce Lee is dead.

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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OOOOPPS /

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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