A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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"We wear pink on Wednesdays"" -Mean Girls, 2004

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

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Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

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What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

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why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

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dude ur such a bon of a sitch

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Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

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Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

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How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

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when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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