Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge asked "Mum, why is my name Fridge?" to which she replied "Because you deserve to be in one."

thumb_up thumb_down -34

A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

thumb_up thumb_down -55

a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Why was the little girl lying on the floor? Because she had no arms or legs.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

thumb_up thumb_down +26

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

antijokes

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

thumb_up thumb_down +26

- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

thumb_up thumb_down -5

YEAH THEY DO.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops