how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

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Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

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A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

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When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

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What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

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Good job, son.

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Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

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Welcome to die!

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

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Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

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Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

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A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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