What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

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What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

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Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

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What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

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Why did the black guy love his new shirt? Because it was 100% cotton

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

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How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

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What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

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Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

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Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

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Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

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What do you call a black man who goes to college? A scholar.

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A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken. How do you get a baby to run faster? Chase it with the lawn mower. What do you get when you cut a baby with a straight razor? An erection. What do you get when you put a dead baby in a blender? Hold on. I'll tell you in a second. What's pink and spits? A baby in a frying pan. -S

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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