'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

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After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

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How do you kill a zombie? You don't. Zombies aren't real.

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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my mom raped yerr foot

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Your Mom is so fat... Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

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Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

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What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

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Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

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Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

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Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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