- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Refrigerator

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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