What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

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So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

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A Man walks into a bar, he sits down on a stool and begins to cry. Why are you crying, asks the Bartender. I just lost my job, my wife left me and I had my car reposesed. Ok says the Bartender, I know what'll cheer you up, he promptly pulls out a 12 inch piano and begins to play. The Man at the Bar says, hey thats awesome where did you get it? The Bartender says, a really old Genie gave it to me. You know what, I like you so I am going to let you have my last wish. Really? Asks the man, Ok thanks, I wish for a million bucks said the man at the bar. There was a Loud voice saying "Your Wish has been granted" then the room was full of ducks. Hey! Exclaimed the man, I didn't wish for a million ducks, I wished for a million bucks! Yeah, said the bartender, and I wished for a 12 inch penis...

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

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Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

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What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

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If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

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two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

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why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

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Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

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do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

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