knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

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whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

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A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

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Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

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What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

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A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

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How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

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how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

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http://i.imgur.com/BJsbT.jpg

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A problem What do you call 10 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call ALL the black men on the moon? A very serious problem. We should probably try and rescue them.

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Remember IRON MAN 3! Subscribe to www.prettypleasehelpmeforgethatpieceofshitmovie.com

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there was a blonde and abrunette and they both jumped off a bridge . who hit the bottom first? the brunette beacuase when the blonde was halfway down she had to walk back up and ask for directions

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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A man makes a sandwich.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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why is the black man black? because he isnit white

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I work at jcpenny

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What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

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Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

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A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

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Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

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Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

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