Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

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A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

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alcoholism kills

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

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What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

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How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

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Why can't humans fly? Because there is simply no natural way of achieving lift with the bodies that we have. We must use other means to become airborne such as planes and hot air balloons.

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

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Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am colourblind so screw you!

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What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's dead? Your mum.

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