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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

A Panda walks into a bar and orders a drink, he then shoots the bartender and leaves. The people are shocked and the panda is arrested.

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Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Knock Knock Who's there? Frank Frank who? I killed your grandma

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

my wife came out of the kitchen....

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

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