- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

Whats green and smells like ass? My ass. I lied about the green..

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

what did batman day to robin? get in the car robin.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Your friend is so gay, he has consensual sex with other men. and enjoys it.

Yo mamma's so fat, she should try NutriSystem.

I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

Which hockey player has scored the monst goals of all time? He-Shoot-Si Scores

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

Why did the woman fall over? Because she had both of her arms amputated so when she lost her balance she had nothing to counter her weight going forward with an inverse motion.

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