Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

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seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

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Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

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Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

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What did little jonny do when he broke his leg? He proceeded to brake into tears due to the excruciating pain caused by his unfortunate injury.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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What's the same between a white guy and a black guy? They are both white except for the black guy.

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Knock knock Whos there An axe murderer oh sweet come on in.... dinners on the stove and i am here all alone

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A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

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What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He stepped on a piece of a shattered bottle from a bar fight. Don't worry, though, it was just a little cut and he felt fine after a few beers.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

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Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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Drunk guy... Hey i just maybe And this is number But here's my crazy So call me met you

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Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

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Bill and John are talking about types of cheese. The conversation drags on a bit and slowly changes topic. Bill says "I bet you I can bungy jump off a bridge". John chuckles before replying "I bet you can't". They go and find a bridge and Bill puts on his harness and ties himself to the side of the bridge. He throws himself off the edge and falls through the air screaming at the top of his voice. John cuts the bungy cord and Bill dies.

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

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why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

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whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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