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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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