Q: How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Well considering the weight of a fly is 1.2 grams, and the weight of a light bulb is 50 grams (and this is assuming that the fly can lift its own body weight) it would take 41.6 flies. But also considering the fact, that the .6th of a fly is impossible, because it is more than likely to be deceased, it is impossible for flies to screw in a light bulb.

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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A guy says a joke. It was not funny

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

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What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

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What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

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whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

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i wish i was a tree !

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

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Your mama's so fat, that at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to diet and exercise before her obesity manifested itself in a variety of chronic afflictions that would detract from her ability to lead a long life.

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womens rights

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What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

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What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

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BALL SO HARD... That I got kicked off the team for intentionally fouling other players whenever I got on the court, I'm sorry

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If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

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What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

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I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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