- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You wanna hear a joke? Me too

A person from Singapore eats

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

George W. Bush

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

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