Now this bible thing, is a real anti joke so get ready to have your faith tested, and overcome it: There was that story where God charged against an army at the top of some mountains, the army is told to have been led with God personally at the front rank right? But they lost because the enemy had horse wagons (you know what I mean) made of steel or iron, (does not matter what it is if you ask yourself really) I mean even if it was Metatron, he would have had uh... Wings or something to even the odds, Maybe God is like Raiden from Mortal Kombat, he needs to become a Mortal in order to enter fights on earth... MORTAL KOMBAAAT! I mean God made humans humans made Sin (gotta say we get the blame for a lot of shit others did, I hate apples and cant even stand the smell of them for once, never ate one)

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Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

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How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

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How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

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Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

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why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

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Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

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You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

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What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

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What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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SC Johnson a Family Company

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

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What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

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You're*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure but my guess is that there was some logical reasoning behind the action.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

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What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

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Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

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