Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

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Your wife died during the delivery.

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What's green and has wheels? Weed. I lied about the wheels.

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Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

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Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

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There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

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to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

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What's greasier than a baby? A burger

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

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What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

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A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

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why did the onion fall out of the bag? ...there was a hole in the bag so the onion fell out

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Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

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why do asprins work? Because they're white

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What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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