I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

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what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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A man had come into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man had come into a horse.

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What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Steve Jensen. Oh hi Steve, come in.

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Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

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Knock knock Whos there? A rapist. Go away I'm calling the police!! (The rapist then proceeds to break open the door, beat the woman repeatedly with a baseball bat, and then rapes her)

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Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

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If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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Why did the man think inside of the box? Because he was inside of the box.

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A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

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A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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