You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

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Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

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What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

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Why so serious ?

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What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

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What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

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Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

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Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

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How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

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A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

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Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

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There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

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what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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