What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

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How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

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Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

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why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

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What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

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anti-joke.ru - russian style

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Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

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What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

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you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

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What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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Why did the woman stop running? She was an escaped convict that had been on the run for twelve years and the police had finally found the place where she was hidding. Upon arriving at her house she started to open fire on the three police cars, hit two cops and killed one more. The two are fine and are going through physical therapy as they were both hit in the spine and have a difficult time performing the smallest task. The one was one called billy. Billy had died in the hospital after asking if they had got her. He died believing a lie. They never got her. She is still on the run, I lied about her stopping.

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

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what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

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Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

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anti-joke teehee

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the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

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