What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

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A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

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What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

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a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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How tall is oprah.. 5'7

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A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

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A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

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1 + 1 = 3

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What's 9 +10 19

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Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

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The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

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Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

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What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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