What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

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How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

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How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

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Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

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if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

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Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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A zebra was on his way to a water hole. On the way he met 6 giraffes. Each giraffes had 3 monkeys around their neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on their head. How many animals went to the water hole? A:One, the zebra.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

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Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

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why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

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