Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

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Knock knock Who's there My dick

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

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Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

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What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

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what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

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george goodburn is secretly mexican

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steves legs

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Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Women's Rights

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Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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