There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

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Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

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So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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guess what what ...

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YEAH! LIKE RELLEZ! XD Anyway, sure, it depends, you don't get voted as the most pointless man on Horse-head network without working some for it, but if really weird comments impress you, then sure. Honestly though, I might have been flexing my show off muscles a bit more than usual, as in posting more stupid stuff than usual, BUT, that is because when a MAN meets a sexy WOMAN, yet another one than his WIFE, his already boiling testosterone burns with flames... ...And yeah, where where we again? Oh yeah, you acting a bit bimbo, and me going "RELLEZ" just to make you aware... Then added this.

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Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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Jesus may have walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries.

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Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

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i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

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What's green and has wheels? Dave Matthew's Band

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

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Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

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Anti Joke

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