Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

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im in stttttttttiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttttccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssss

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Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

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A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

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What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

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This guy gets on a plane and leaves he takes a bite of a green Apple and says to sower then he takes a bite out of a red Apple and says to sweet so he takes a bite of a gernade and says to crunchy so the plane lands and he walks past a little boy crying and says little boy why are you crying because a green Apple came down and hit my dog in the head so he's walking along and sees a nether boy crying and says little boy why are you crying cause a red Apple came down and hit me on the head so he's walking along abd sees a little girl laughing little girl he says why are you laughing cause I farted and the building be hind me bluw up lol ????

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what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

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Q. What's brown and circular? A. MEATBALLS!

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Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

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Daym im romantic

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Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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A woman gets home from bying tampons to use later in the month. She walks into the house and sees a heart box with a note from her husband of 5 years. The note reads: Roses are red - violets are blue - Fudge Is Sweet - Heres some Fudge...........She then puts the note down, eats the fudge, and has diarrhea a few hours later. The husband comes home and feels bad because he forgot that fudge upsets his wife's stomach. Later that night the wife asks her husband to have anal sex with her. The husband agrees but later regrets his action since his dick is now discolored and smells of shit..........Two days later the family dog dies. The wife and husband mourn. I like cheese

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A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

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If Daniel has 3 concaved man boobs, and Isabelle has 13 homosexual friends, what is the ratio of dolphins to African rapists? Wenis, because Jimmy was raped last night.

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What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

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Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

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Terry has ebola

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I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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