Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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doctor: hey u ready to get home person: yea doctor: that sucks cause u have cancer

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Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

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Firgen and the blung brigade

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Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

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An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

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They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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why did the puppy poop? he had too

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

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Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

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What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

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Anti Joke

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