What do you call an German with a knife in his leg ? An ambulance as he has a serious leg wound and will soon die of blood loss

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You wanna hear something dirty? A pile of garbage. That's dirty.

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Nothing. Both of them are lifeless objects, thus lacking the ability to speak.

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If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

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Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

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Land Rovers

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? its a refridgerator Why did the third monkey jump out of the tree It thought it was a game

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Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

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You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

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The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

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Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

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Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

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What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

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What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

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Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

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whats yellow after cani...nathan

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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