Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

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whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

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What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

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Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

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So these two girls have a cup .

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What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

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To mamma so fat..............nuff said

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What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

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What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

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Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

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A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

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A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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Anti Joke

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