A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

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Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

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2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

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One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

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whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

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Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

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A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

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Did you hear about the little girl who got a bike for her birthday? Shes dying of Terminal Cancer

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You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

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One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

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your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

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roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

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civil rights

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Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

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Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

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Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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