why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

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Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

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Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A.One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a human.

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A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

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Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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Knock Knock : F*ck im watching porn...

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Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? Because her asshole brother pushed her :)

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Q:what is the most annoying word that means nothing? A:every word has a meaning your question is invalid. ~Phish <3

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what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

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Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

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my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

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The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

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Brain fart

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Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

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Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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