If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

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What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

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A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

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A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

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Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

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Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

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Why did the man take a shower?, he didint smell so good...

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Your mom is so hot your daddy married her and they lived happily ever after

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What abou three times

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What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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