What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

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how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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Will nearis is here! Get it

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What's red and on fire? My crotch

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Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

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A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

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Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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Pirate ships are used by pirates.

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Why was young Ferdinand sad? He had a very rough day. In the morning he woke up. To find a man in his room, and then the man raped him. Then, Ferdinand found out that his whole family was killed by an angry rat. Then, he realized his grandma took away all his Christmas presents and ate them. Then, the angry rat showed up and brutally murdered Ferdinand and ate him. The rat then burped up Ferdinand and his family's bones, and on Ferdinand's bone there was something wrong, indicating that Ferdinand had cancer and would've died the next day anyway. The rat then got cancer from Ferdinand, and it died. That is why Ferdinand was sad.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? K

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

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A. Where was Sally during the boston marathon bombing? Q. Everywhere. www.facebook.com/wowedgy

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if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

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what do you call a man with no penis? what ever his name is

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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