whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

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Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

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Guess what i realized when i became 18? I was 18

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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A: B: No pun intended.

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

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What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

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What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

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retard

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So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

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Why did the little girl stop riding her bike? She was hit by a car.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

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A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

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A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

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