What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

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If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

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BALL SO HARD... That I got kicked off the team for intentionally fouling other players whenever I got on the court, I'm sorry

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

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Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

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Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

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Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

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Your momma is so fat she has an increased risk or cardiac arrest due to obesity. I ridicule her based on the theory that her morbid obesity is due to the fact that she has a diet consisting of large amounts of calories and high fat content and/or she is known to be very sedentary and does not partake in physical exercise. However, if this increase in body fat content is due to genetics I retract my previous statement and wish only the best for her, also, you might want to lower your calorie intake and visit your local gym, lest you succumb to morbid obesity, much like your mother.

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What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

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What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion? No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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Passing by

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Opinions are like assholes... ...they're both nouns.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

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