A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

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A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

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Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

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What's hard and orange on the outside, and squidgy in the middle? A tanned man's head

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What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

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A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

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