What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

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i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

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A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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Charles Manson is innocent.

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

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Do you know what the meaning of life is? Of course you don't.

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Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

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how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

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What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

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Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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Q: Why did the duck eat some grass? A: because we are so careless that we caused global causing the entire pond to shrink to a size where it cannot raise a family and the fish could not prosper so the duck could not eat what it had forcing it do consume an inedible substence causing it to die because is not a natural part of a ducks diet

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

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A white man and a drunken black man enters the bar, the bartender calls the cop and the black man is dragged into the police car. The black man screams YOU ARE RACIST! YOU DAMN RACISTS! The cops tell him he has been walking around the streets naked the last 2 days... Oooh... I am really sorry sir says the black man. He was forgiven and went sober forever. Moral: No moral, that is the anti moral in this anti joke...and besides I am a W class celebrity.enjoy life

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?. . . . . . No! You open the door, TAKE THE GIRAFFE OUT, and put the elephant in. So, the lion calls a meating in the animal kingdom and who's not there? The elephant, he's in the refrigerator. You have to cross a river infested with crocodiles, and you don't have a boat. How do you get across?. . . . . . No! You get in the river and swim across because the crocodiles are at the meating with the lion!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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