What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

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What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

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So snoop dog drank some milk! :)

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How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

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Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

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whats black? the colour

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

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Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

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whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

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What d u tell Simba when he's moving to slow? Muvasa

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why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

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"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains." "Well that sounds like a mental illness and I deal predominantly with physical ailments"

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roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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