- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

...Jack Vale

Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

Mikey : I wan to divorce. Miney :are u funking crazy Mikey : no I'm funking dazy !

Why did Hitler try to take over the world? Hitler wanted to spread the Nazi (National Socialism) idea, He also wanted to destroy the Jews(Christian and non-Christian) and many other groups of people using the prevailing scientific idea of the day eugenics and survival of the fittest

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

A man had come into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man had come into a horse.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person if the Jewish religion and a pizza is a type of food.

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