A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

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How was a blonde woman able to get into Harvard? She was smart and had a very good SAT score.

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

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What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

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do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

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Tim's gay.

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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