- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

A frog hops into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get you to drink?". The frog hops out and the bartender realizes he is talking to animals because he has anxiety issues and all of his friends leave him and he spends every night crying and waiting to be loved...so he shoots himself.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a woman.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the second monkey.

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

Why did the Jew pick up the penny lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

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