What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

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Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

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What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

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Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

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Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

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what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

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A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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Poop.

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What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

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What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

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I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

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whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

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Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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