Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

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Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? its a refridgerator Why did the third monkey jump out of the tree It thought it was a game

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How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

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yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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Why did Cam newton win the heisman? Wait Cam Newton won the heisman?

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a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

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What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

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What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

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Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

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Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

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