Bark I'm a tree

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I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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Hi.

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I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

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how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

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why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

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What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

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knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

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What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

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What’s the difference between a frog and a duck? One is a frog and one is a duck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

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Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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