How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

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A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

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There's two bears in the shower. One bear says "pass the soap". The other bear says "no soap. Radio".

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

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Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

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What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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So, a screw driver walks into a bar, and the bar tender sais "Hey Screw Driver" we have a drink named after you" the screw driver goes, "Really? You have a drink named Bob"

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knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

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Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

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How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

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Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

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A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

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What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

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what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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