Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

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If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

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What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

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two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

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Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

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So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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Whats worse than hearing a terrible trombone player? The screams of the maimed and dying.

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What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

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Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

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What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

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Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

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what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

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a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

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What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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