What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

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I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

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Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

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What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

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What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

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Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

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A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

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Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

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Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

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Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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Grace Ackerson

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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