Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

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What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

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yolo your orange looks orange

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What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

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My brother found a worm in his apple. I dared him to eat it, so he did. When he tried to swallow, the mashed up worm congealed in his throat, killing him. Later, I found out that the worm had poisonous rectum fluids. I was given the Nobel Peace prize.

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Q. Why did the Unicorn die A. It got hit by a Bus

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

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How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

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What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

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Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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