Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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What goes up a smokestack instead of down? Murdered Jews, when they get cremated.

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An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

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Why do they give old people Viagra at nursing homes? Because erectile function decreases with increasing age, and it would be unfair to needlessly deny senior citizens the right to consensual intercourse if that is what they want.

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YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

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What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

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Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

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How to condom style ayyyyyy sexy horsey how how how how how to condom style

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An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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How much did the Holla Cost?

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Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

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what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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