Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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Bob: Hey Jim, if you were a caveman, you would die. Jim: Why? Bob: Cause everybody dies.

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

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what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

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Woman's Rights

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What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

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Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer.

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Ol-ive

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

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Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

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What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Beacuse it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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