- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

What's 9 + 10 19

How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

A train poops its pants.

What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why are you worrying about the chicken? You just got shot.

a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

woman's lacrosse

what happens when you put nina and harry in the same room. Nina will die instantly of shock

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

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