Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

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Why do you almost never hear Americans complain about doing their laundry? Because they have a washing machine and they realize the majority of people in developing nations do their laundry by hand, using a wash board.

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F? No k

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Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

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what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

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My girlfriend gave me her first ever blowjob last night. I came in her mouth and she washed it down with a can of Carling. Obviously she had to get that horrible taste out of her mouth, so she gave me another blowjob.

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roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

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A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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What made Qtip's so dangerous? Q-tip's music

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what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

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yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

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What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

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That was SOOOOO funny that I laughed!!!!!

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

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How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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