'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

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What did the Chinese man do with the sick dog he found in the alleyway? He took it to the vet, nursed it back to health, and later helped the dog get adopted by a nice family down the street.

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Roses are red Im adopted

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Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

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What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

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How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

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What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

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A man was arguing with his wife over the phone at a trainstation. She threatened to leave him he did not stop his physical abuse. The man became so mad he hung up the phone. He then noticed a blind man was grinning at the overheard discussion. The husband walked over and pushed the blind man on the tracks. He died

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Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen property that you should return immediately because the consequences of shop-lifting can prevent you from getting a good job and might land you in prison.

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What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

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Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

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A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

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A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

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I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

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A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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