How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

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What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Obama

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A tiger walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender gets him a drink because he would rather not get vigorously consumed by a mighty beast.

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

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What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

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did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

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Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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