Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

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Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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A man died.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

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What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

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What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? Depends. Are you applying a lot of pressure and licking in short, round bursts, or are you softly suckling on the treat? Your mouth's pH level is also a determining factor, as the sucker digests at a quicker rate the higher the acid content. To put it simply, there is no correct answer, because the sheer quantity of variables makes it a tootsie-less endeavor. See how I said tootsie-less rather than fruitless? Now that's a real joke.

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Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

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person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

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Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

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Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

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Please ignore this statement.

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Two crabs are standing on a wall. One of them falls down. The second one's name is Georges.

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What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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