A baby seal walks into a club...

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Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

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Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

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Yes.

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What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

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people magazine

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Why did the man order a mail order Asian bride? Because he was caucasian which meant females of his race had unrealistically high expectations of a partner due to various materialistic overtones that are constantly portrayed in their medie creating a society of over entitled women who think they are owed the earth.

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4 1/2

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Your mom is so stupid, she thought the square root of pie was 3.14156

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your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

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An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

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why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

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Dan O'Driscoll

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whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

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Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

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Dick spice

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Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

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Whats the difference between an oven and a Jew? An oven is a manufactured and creates heat through the power of electricity or natural gas

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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