What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

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knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

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roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

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A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

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Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

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The duck didn't cross the road.

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I have read and agree to the terms of service.

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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Warning: Are you 16 and curious and stuff? DO NOT SNIFF YOUR SISTERS HEAVILY PERFUMED PANTIES! Because you know hormones, and then 18 years later she uses the same perfume and... Yeeah.. ITS HORMONES! DON'T PRETEND YOU NEVER SMELLED A PUSS... Well, nevermind guys, I believe you :)) PS: By DO NOT, I mean DO! I mean just make sure you dont get your mothers panties, your sister is gonna be like "Omg you are such a perv you and your dick always up my face!" Then you can go all like "yeeeaah you wish!" Moms panties? Seriously man, that is just sick! You need to get some self respect!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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Justin Bieber

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Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

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What's 9+ 10?! 19

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what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

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What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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I am on a escalator.

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"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

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There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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Anti Joke

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