why did the blue berry cross the road

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

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If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

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Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

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Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

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What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

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Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

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What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

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MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

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Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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