Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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Q: How do you get a black guy out of a tree? A: You cut the rope.

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Why did the man die in a car crash? Answer: He was not fallowing the traffic laws and therefore risking the life of himself and others. This may have resulted from the possibility that he was under the influence of alcohol, he was under the influence of drugs, he was emotionally unstable from a bread up, he was emotionally unstable from because of an abusive family, he was emotionally unstable from losing his job, he had an abusive childhood, he was emotionally impaired, he was high from lack of oxygen, he wanted to wear a blindfold, he didn't like his car, liked to spin the steering wheel a lot, he thought the gas was the break, or he just didn't like traffic laws.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

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why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

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ME NAME IS JEFF

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When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

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a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

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what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

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Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

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whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

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Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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Wanna hear a funny anti joke?...........................................................................................Funny anti joke

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well shit whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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Why are the inside of a black guys hands white? Because he has worked really hard for his whole life.

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No it doesnt..

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