Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

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Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

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Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

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Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

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sorry about this, my enter key is stuck down... Really sorry guys. Nearly fixed it. Look I said I was sorry! All fixed :~D

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Once upon of time there was 2 boys named Bucky and Thorn. They were best of friends and always came up with amusing adventures. So one day, during summer time before high school senior year, Bucky and Thorn went to go hiking on the mountain called Mt. Saint Lasik. It was the tallest mountain of the city. The city was called "The City of Dreams" because everyone had a dream that one day they will accomplish their goals. Well Bucky had a goal and his goal was to be the youngest to ever climb the mountain. However, Thorn was jealous because he as 11 toes. Since he can't hike they decided to go camping at Walala National Park. One day they saw a big huge bear named Pervus. Pervus told them that they were not allowed to be there. Thorn told Pervus to shut the hell up because he can't hike mountains. A girl came suddenly showed up. It was a girl named Sally. She was half black, white, Spanish, ad French, and she could sweet talk bears. Pervus said "Now it's time to boogey woogey woogey" and began dancing like a maniac. Police arrived. Officer Caleb Johnson was in the scene to investigate. "Where were you at the night of April 24th?" To which Bucky replied "To what do I owe pleasure of speaking?" Harry, his front door neighbor stole the cop car and drove off to New Guinea. God knows how or why Harry showed up. Coincidentally, Sally decided it was time to leave. Everyone left utterly confused. The End.

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

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Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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Black people are clen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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