What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

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whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

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Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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Aaaaakkkkkiiiiiinnnnfffffeeeeennnnnwwwwaaaa

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

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Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

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What do you call a homeless man in Beverly Hills? Charles, Someone who unfortunately had to drop out of school at a young age to work to support his dying mother. Hence, later in life, after his mother died, lacked the education to be enrolled in college forcing him to pimp to make enough money to eat and pay for the rent in his one bedroom appartment in his hometown-Mississippi. But times were tough in Mississippi and not many people could afford a whore. This forces him to go all the way to California where he found more people there were willing to pay for a whore. Business was good and soon enough he had enough money for a decent condo. But Charles still morned the death of his mother. Eventually he couldn't take the daily pressure of being a pimp and thought of his mothers death, so he turned to heroin. Soon all his money was fueling his addiction and before he knew it he was on the street, with no one to help him and no where's to go. Every night he goes to sleep on his cardboard box with the memory of his late mother in the back of his head. Sometimes Charles wonders what he could of been if he didn't drop out of school, but he knows that what he did was the right thing.

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why are balck people black because they are

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

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Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

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why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

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i hate you.

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Why is a building called a building when it's already been built? My pinky is pink and my liver helps me live.

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Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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