- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

What's the difference between basketball and an elephant? One's a sport and one's a large African animal.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

What did the man say to his doctor?

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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