why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks why the long face? the horse, incapable of understanding any human dialect, promptly shits on the floor and leaves

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When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

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Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

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Violets are red. Roses are blue. I am drunk, and i'm about to spew.

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i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

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I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

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knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

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Where did the kittens go on their class filed trip? Nowhere, animals are not permitted to enter a museum unless they are eye seeing dogs helping a person who lacks vision.

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What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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