A man walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken I don't see anything funny about this at all. -Tag

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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What comes after 69? 70

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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A blonde dies Lololol

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Why was Jerry Sanduski at K-Mart? He heard boys pants were half off!

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Knock, knock ... ... No one answers the door because knocks produce a quieter sound than a doorbell and the residents of the house are upstairs watching a movie.

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why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

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roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

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Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

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Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

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Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

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Poker? I barely even know her.

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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