When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

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Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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What happen when a penguin walks into a bar? That is an almost impossible occasion. Penguins first of all waddle not walk and they only live in Antarctica and zoos, therefor they will not be able to enter one unless Antarctica becomes populated.

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Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

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Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

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Whats worse than getting punched in the balls? Getting punched in the balls twice.

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why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? At the bottom.

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Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

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What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

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why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

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A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

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how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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If this joke were a potato I would be very confused

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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