Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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Why did the elephant paint its toenails red? So it could hide in a cherry tree. Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? No.... See, it works!

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Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

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what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

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What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

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Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

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Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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I found a new way to be condescending... Thats when you talk down to people.

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What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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