Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

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Penis.

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What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

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whats a joke

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only in america: does pizza arrive at your house faster than an ambulence do banks leave their doors open and chain their pens to the desks people put their usless junk in the garage and thier expensive cars in the driveway

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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-Knock knock. ~Use the doorbell. -Ding dong. ~The witch is dead!

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What does water smell like? water.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

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Why did the girl put on make-up and perfume? Because she was ugly and smelled bad.

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Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

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Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

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Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

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Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

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This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

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A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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