What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

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the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

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What do you call two dog? dogs

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what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

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What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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How full could a skeleton's stomach possibly be? Replete with perceptible emptiness.

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My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

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What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

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Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

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why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

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A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

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Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

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what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven has a hook for one of his hands carries a chain saw in the other an gets into six's dreams...thats just scary

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Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

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Why did Billy start crying? Becuase he's fat and stupid and noboy loves him

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

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