what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

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binladin walks into the american seals

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

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What did Scooby Doo say to Shaggy? Raggy

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

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Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

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What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

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why did the grinch steal christmas? The grinch had a rough childhood. he had an abusive father and a crack cocaine addicted mother, and as a result, the grinch never got a christmas of his own. The grinch steals the happiness of christmas from the who's becuase his horrible childhood has caused him to take his anger out on everyone around him, because the grinch believes that this will make up for his depressing childhoofd

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

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knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

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Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

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A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

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What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

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What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

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A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

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