Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

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Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

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how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

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What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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why is liam baldy because his dad is too

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A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

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what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

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What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

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Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

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A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

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Your mother is so unintelligent that her IQ score is equal to or lower than 2 standard deviations below the national average of 100 on the Mensa approved intelligence test that has been properly administered and supervised.

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SAY

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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Whats the difference between the black man and the white man? The black man was born with more melanin the pigment in there skin, which would concur the black man did have darker skin. Also, the white man had cancer.

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

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Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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