Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

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A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

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Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

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How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

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Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

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What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

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Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

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Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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how much could a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck could chuck wood? it doesnt matter because they can not chuck wood

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

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Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

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What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

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Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

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Yeah I am sure nobody understood that one... Just be careful in the future. Besides you are supposed to link your "Moral" to the Solvemedia, I suggest you do not post, until you understand things further, I only suggest, but you know that if you become exposed or a threat towards outstanding forces, you become a threat to us all, to our and your fundation, this will not be tolerated unless your desire is to destroy your on fundation, if so, you risk that the desire of the entire fundation, is to destroy you, something which I of course will allow, as I am the leader, not the boss, I do not create nor enforce rules, only guidelines. Moral the friendly neighborhood R*pist: "being new, is no excuse to risk exposing shadows to the light"

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What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

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Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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