Yes!

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

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How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

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*insert joke here*

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Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die.

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What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

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What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

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Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

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Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Q:How many prostitutes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two

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what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

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What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They are both are fat and have beards, except for Tom Cruise.

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Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

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Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. One cow looks round a bit, eats some grass and then wanders off.

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A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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