Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

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What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

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A scientists walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him, and asks him what he wants to drink. The scientist replies, "Just a coke, today. I'm driving."

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why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

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Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

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They say once you go black, you never go black. But clearly they weren't referring to Nigel, who had an average-sized penis at best.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because

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What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

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why so serious? because your too serious.

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2 black men beat 9 white men in basketball. Why is this so? They were clearly out numbered.

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

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What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

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What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

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A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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