That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

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whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

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Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

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A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

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What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

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i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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so... how about that airplane food

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

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"Hello." "Hi."

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Why are black people afraid of white people? Over two hundred years of oppression.

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if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

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What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

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Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

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A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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