Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

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What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

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Tilt your screen back .

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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Alright then, call me sometime then.

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why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

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Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

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Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

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what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

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Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars except the duck.

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The.

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James Patrick Campbell

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Terraria

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What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

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YOU

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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