A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

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whats green can fly and has legs? a plane i lied about the legs

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why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

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Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

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Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

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What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

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Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

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what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

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What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

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Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

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Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

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What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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