Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

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Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

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Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

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how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

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A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

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The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

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a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

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What does a mexican do when he gets lost in the woods? He does his best to find food, shelter, and water until a search and rescue operation finds him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

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Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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hi

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whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

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Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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Anti Joke

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