what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

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my dick is like a bridge. i dont know why.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

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How do Helen keller's parents punish her? They sternly reprimand her for her misdeeds.

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NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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*DRRRRIN* Finally someone uses the doorbell.

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A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

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What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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GUESS WHAT ?????????? THATS WHAT CAOMHIN

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

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What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

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What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

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Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

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What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

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Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

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roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

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