Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

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im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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penis

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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A man heard a thundering sound. It was thunder.

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First speaker: "why are there so many anti-jokes about something walking into a bar!?!? Second speaker: "there are only a couple thousand of them." First speaker: "it is getting so damn annoying!" Second speaker: "Well, that's too bad for you" The first speaker proceeds in stabbing himself with a knife while laughing hysterecly. First speaker: "ha ha ha ha" Second speaker "emo."

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Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

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What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

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Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

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edmond alward. handyman services. call 0858430803.

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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