Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

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I cant think of one (._. )

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Three jewish men are standing in at a bar. Its getting late and the bartender tells the three men its time to go home. As they walk out to the street, the bartender asks if they will be needing a ride home. Of course these three men had a few drinks, but did not live too far down the road, so they decided to walk. They pass the first mans house and he goes in to see his wife and three kids. They walk past the second mans house and he goes in to see his fiance leaving only one man left. He gets to his house, unlocks the door and goes inside only to find a note on the counter. He gets onto his computor and see that he forgot his wallet at the bar. He goes downstairs and walks out the door only to find himself falling into a giant pit. After falling for a while he starts thinking about his life. Then he remebered that he wasnt jewish.

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Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

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fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Mitt Romney

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

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There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? Depends.

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What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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