We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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Q: Why did the man take a shower? A: because he was dirty.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

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What is 2 + 2? 3 LOL

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Do you speak alien? Hola.

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68 :)

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Communism is very bad........well........look at China's economy

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What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

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why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

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How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Q: How many dwarfs does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1 or 2. One to change the light bulb and maybe another one to guards the staircase for the safety of the first one when the ceiling is too high (Wich happens almost every time because they are dwarfs.)

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Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

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A man walks into a bar. He's covered in Ash because the north tower just collapsed.

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A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What's the difference between? Your mom.

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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