Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

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What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

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What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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In an apartment complex, a black family lived on the first floor, a mexican family lived on the second floor, and a white family lived on the third floor. Suddenly, at about noon on tuseday, a giant tornado came through town and took out the entire complex, destroying everything. Why did only the white familey survive the catastophy? Because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.

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How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except that didn't work for the boy. He also lost his ice cream.

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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What did the cat say to the bird? Nothing. It's a cat.

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If olive oil is made from olives and vegetable oil from vegetables, what is baby oil made of? Mineral Oil, Aloe Vera Extract, Vitamin E, Acetate, Fragrance.

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

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whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

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They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

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Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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