knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

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What's 5+7? Piccillo

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Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Two, one to change it and the other to hold the ladder so the first man won't fall and hurt himself.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

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A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

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A man had come into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man had come into a horse.

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One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

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What's a small person? A midget

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Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

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If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

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your fat

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When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

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who has no willy? robbie kearns

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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