Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

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How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

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Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

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Does pizza sound good for dinner?

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What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

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Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

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yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

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What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

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what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

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What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them Why did Jane fall off the swing She has no arms Why did Jack drop his ice cream cone He got hit by a bus Did you know that if you pretend to eat salt you can actualy taste it Do this in public. Why was 6 afraid of 7 Numbers can't think This is the original anti joke A man walked into a bar he is an alcoholic and is distroying his family. Fin a penny pick it up and all the day you will have good luck Until you get hit with a car door. A man is SCUBA diving when he is almost out of air so he takes one breath an holds it to the surface The trip is so long that his lungs explode do to a change in pressure so he died.

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