A man noticed that the sun was coming in brightly through his window. He was trying to take a nap and didnt appreciate the sunlight. He closed the blinds.

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Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

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What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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ey can i pick your scabs plzz

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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What do you call an Arabic man who crashed a plane into a business building? A careless pilot whose recklessness caused him to crash into a building. His stupidity and lack of plane control skill led to a horrible accident that involved the death of thousands of innocent people and the death of many business people's office pets.

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Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

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black people

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Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

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Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

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A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

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Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

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I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

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when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

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What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

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Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

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A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

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you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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