Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

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What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

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what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

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What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

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Double-whammy

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What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

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What is 33 + 1? Penis

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

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