How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

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Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

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Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

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Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

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What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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every knight i see an owl at window

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Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

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What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

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Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

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Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

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how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Piss

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Justin Beiber

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To make it home in time for Thanksgiving.

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It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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