Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

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Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

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What do you call a man covered in magnets? Attractive

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

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What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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A woman comes home and finds her husband with another woman. Their marriage collapses and the husband goes on to marry the other woman and his ex-wife commits suicide.

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What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

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Roses are red violets are blue. I have amnesia so say hello to your nan when you get home

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What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

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roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

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Yo mama so fat, she was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes and has been instructed by her physician to exercise and regularly monitor her blood glucose levels.

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Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ *slams door*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Why couldn't Ray Charles read? Because he was blind.

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who has no willy? robbie kearns

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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