Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

who eats pencils asians

I killed someone on minecraft.

whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

potato farming

Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

Here come the elephants over the hill!

Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

Cold camel scrotum.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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