- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

A deaf man walks into a bar. Minutes later, cops come in and arrests the poor man for not paying his bill while the deaf man sits at the bar calmly drinks his beer.

What do you call a fish that isn't moving? Dead.

Roses are green Violets are yellow I have an optical disorder

How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: Because he was shot in the face

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

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