Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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what does a pickle and a computer have in common? ... they both have a mouse.

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What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

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oooh look a banshee

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Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

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What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

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Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

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What do you call the man with no arms and no legs? Jeff. Because that's his ****ing name.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

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What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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