Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

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This is an anti-joke.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

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knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

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you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

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What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

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Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

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Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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Your friend is so gay, he has consensual sex with other men. and enjoys it.

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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