Why did the girl get robbed? Because her door was unlocked.

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Your Face... It's Beautiful.

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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whats forever alone me

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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what did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing because they were both baked at 500 degrees and died

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What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

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What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

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Justin Bieber's mother.

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your life

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Ahmed walks into Abbar.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

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What happens when you read every anti-joke on anti-joke? You spend a lot of time in front of a screen. This means you should have a 10-15 minute break, so that your sinuses can rest and you don't develop a headache.

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Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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