Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

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I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

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knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

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what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

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Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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Whats black and red inside? A black guy

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a depressed alcoholic drug addict whose children had all been diagnosed with a rare form of terminal brain cancer, and he decided to end it then and there by jumping in front of an approaching bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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A black guy and a white girl are walking toward each other in a dark alley. Which one takes off his/her clothes first? The black guy as he is closer to home and therefore closer to his bathroom where he took a shower after a hard day's work.

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

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Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

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What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

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What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

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whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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