What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

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Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It is actually not a good idea to say "who's there" to the random person outside. The man could be a robber or a murderer, and will realize a person is inside. He could bomb the door down and do anything to kill you. You should look through the window first, or through the little peep hole. If the person outside is an acquaintance, then you can respond. However it is best to not reply and leave the stranger alone. Safety is key to living a happy joyful life.

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Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

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What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

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What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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How heavy duty are your nachos? No, because babies simply cannot swallow blenders.

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Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

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Michael Castillo is gay

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What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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