what is 3+3= 8

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Your Mom.

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What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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Q. What do you call cheese that's not yours? A. Stolen, you're under arrest.

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, he hops up to the bartender, and asks for a martini. The bartender, not knowing exactly what to do, goes into the back to his boss's office. He says "Hey, there's a kangaroo up front askin' for a martini...do we serve kangaroos?" His boss replies "Ya, of course, but these kangaroos, they aren't too smart, so charge him like 50 bucks for the drink." The bartender agrees and goes back up front to serve the kangaroo. He pours the martini and hands it to the kangaroo, the kangaroo thanks him and says "How much do I owe you?" The bartender replies "50 bucks." The kangaroo then reaches into his pouch, pulls out a fifty dollar bill, and puts it on the counter. He finishes his drink and begins to hop away. As he is leaving, the bartender says "Hey, wait, we don't get many of your kind around here, why is that?" And the kangaroo replies "I'm not surprised at THESE prices!!!" and hops out.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the kangaroo die? Because two stapled koalas fell on its head.

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whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

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How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

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"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

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Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

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your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

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Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

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Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

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Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

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What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

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