some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

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What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

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What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

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Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

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A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

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A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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a duck walks into a bar, sits down and asks for grapes. the bartender says, "no, we don't serve grapes." so the duck leaves. the next day the duck goes back to the bar, takes a seat. "got any grapes?" the bartender says, "i already told you we don't serve grapes here. if you come in here and ask for grapes one more time, i'm going to staple your beak to the wall!" the duck leaves. the next day, the duck returns, sits at the bar and asks, "got any staples?" the bartender replies, "no, but there's an Office Max next door where you might find some."

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What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken a month off from working in their law firm. The mexican man, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

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why was the 40 year old still a virgin? it doesnt know either.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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