Three men walk into a Bar.... You'd have thought at least one of them would have seen it !

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what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

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What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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In this case, its black operations, but simply in the term that its a well secret something, its not a lets say, organization that breaks the law, kidnaps listens to phones uses wires, which the FBI does. And when I mean I am a employee, I might have spoken a bit over my head here (sorry, lightheaded), you could well, simply put, I am something between a delivery boy and a mercenary, not the kind that shoots and kills (my shape sucks anyways), but rather the kind that "facilitates" communications between organizations... Thats all I can say without breaking laws that technically do not exist.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

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what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

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What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

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Sorry, I need to take care of business up here, it is for the best that we do not communicate for a while, suspicions are going to be flaring up all over the place You better keep your head low, the place with the code-name "The Kings Throne" was under attack, but as you might know, its not what it used to be, you should all leave Point Zero in 3-4 hours when the dust has settled. Personally I suspect it is someone from the past, yes rivals, but according to the information nobody that knows who "The Nero" is, so as you can already tell, you and I are in equal danger until this is resolved. I promise to call you someday

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

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What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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