Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

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If I had a dollar for every time i got distracted, I want some ice cream

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

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Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

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Hey

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What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

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Your mother is so fat she has trouble finding clothes in her size.

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what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

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A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

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here's a joke... the american education society

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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See now, that is because you consider yourself my submissive on a both concious and subconcious level, your body and mind wants me to take care of you. I could say it is because I read minds, but why read minds, when I can create them, why read the future, when you can create it. Finally, lets take a look into the word, nerve endings yes? Not nerve endings baby, its called Suggestion. But seriously though, lets put the word nerve endings on top of the word suggestions again there. Nerve endings, did I mention it works on your butt too? You see, usually you would say no, but you do know that now that I am your master, you do and enjoy as I say? See you baby. Moral: "Feel the grove, I control the way you move"

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What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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a man is stranded on a deserted island with no food, water or clothing and he comes upon a magical genie lamp, a genie pops out and tells him that he has three wishes, the man asks for food,water, and clothing, the genie says "of course" the man was elated but then the genie says " but i'm afraid to tell you that genies don't exist and your hallucinating from your harsh living conditions...i'm sorry" the man lived two more weeks before dying slowly...

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Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

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