- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

Knock Knock.

George Bush, a little boy, and his grandfather are on an airplane with a failing engine. They have only two parachutes to save themselves. The plane crashes and they all die.

what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

Q:What does a virgin and a penny both have in common? A:Guys don't want them.

My son lost his first tooth today...so proud. Took my punch like a champ

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

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