- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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