Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

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Hello

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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what did sushi A say to sushi B? Nothing, because sushi is composed of aboitic fish, rice and other nutritious components and cannot speak

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Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

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Rebecca Black starts to sing a song, and when breaking out into her annoying chorus, we realize that it's not about the days of the week.

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What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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How do you kill a blue elephant? How? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? How? You hold it's nose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a orange elephant? How? You can't, they don't exist. How do you kill a white elephant? How? You tickle it till it turns pink, then you hold it's noose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

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What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

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whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

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Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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knock, knock whos there child molestor

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures.

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what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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