What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

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fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

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Knock, knock. Whose there? Me. Leave.

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Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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How did the baby cross the road? The baby got stapled to a chicken

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Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

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How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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tims sty:)

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Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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