Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

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Women's rights.

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What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

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Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

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Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

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A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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what did the short man say to the shoe? i sincerely hope that someone wouldn't try to carry a conversation with an inannnimate object, or else he is socially disturbed

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

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What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

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What is a turkey? The offspring of a turtle and a monkey.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

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I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

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There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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