A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

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Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

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How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

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Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

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What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

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How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.

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what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

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What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

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Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the black men.

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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