A rabbi, a priest, and a minister walk into a bar. Unfortunately, the bar was closed due to the poor economy. Luckily there was an Applebee's across the street and they were able to save money with half-priced appetizers.

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Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for her birthday? A S.T.D

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What's good about freedom of speech? Only the idea. Try saying something about Muhammed or calling a cop a power-mad taxman.

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Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

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what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

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Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

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knock knock go away!!!

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

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Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

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What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

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Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

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i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

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Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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