A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. They discuss their differences over a pint of beer and leave with a greater understanding of each other's faiths.

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What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

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I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

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What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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There was a black man and a mexican woman at a bar. The women says, "Why are all racial jokes about men?" The black man replies, "Because it is believed by some that males are superior to women." The woman went to go order a book from amazon.

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I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

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How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

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Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

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Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

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What do you call a black man who goes to college? A scholar.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? We're both elephants!

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

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That's illegal What? Your mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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