Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

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Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

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How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

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Why was Timmy dirty? Because he was buried

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I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

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http://logs.omegle.com/de4e4b0

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Your grandma's cookies.

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Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

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how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

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What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

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Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

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Male penises.

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A man was driving in his BMW one day when a mini passed him out on the fast lane. The BMW driver thought 'i can't have that!' so he sped up and overtook the mini. Unfortunately he wasn't paying attention and he drove into the back of a school bus. Ironically the bus contained the mini driver's 3 daughters, he was driving so fast because they had forgotten to bring their lunch and he was trying to catch up with the bus so he could give them their sandwiches. There were no survivors of the crash, except for the mini driver.

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Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

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Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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Okay, after this one then...

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Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

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