How many dead babies can you fit in my car? 37 1/2

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How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

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How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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A rabbi and a nun walk into a bar. They grab a drink and really hit it off despite their differences. After a couple years of happy dating, the rabbi, Mark, preposes. Gloria, the nun, gladly accepts. After four months, Gloria is pregnant. She dies in childbirth. The child has many illneses and dies within a week. Mark commits suicide.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

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What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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What did 6 say to 7? Nothing, numbers are abstract concepts thought up by humans and therefore, they cannot speak or converse in any sort of language.

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Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

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What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

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They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

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What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

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A man farted. Another man walked away.

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications/programs, thus causing the game Jetman on Facebook to lag.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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