dyslexics of the world untie!

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

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9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

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What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

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What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

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NASCAR being considered a sport.

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Chuck norris survived rapture.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

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Mitt Romney penis

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

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ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?!?

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

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What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

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What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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