What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

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Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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I told you it would happen

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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drugs.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

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Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

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Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

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Today I was reading anti jokes. At first I didn't get it, but then I figured it out and...ah crap, why am I writing this, it's just going to get thumbed down...

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Immigration Laws

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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I just can't stand sitting down!

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what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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Karen was an average high-schooler. When she got home she often went online to chat with strangers. One day she started chatting with a nice girl named Jami. They really got along, Karen could tell Jami all of her secrets. One day, Karen decided to met her new friend at a local park without telling her parents. When she arrived she discovered the gruesome truth about Jami. Jami wasn't in high-school. She was a ten-foot tall, vicious, velociraptor.

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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