Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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What happens when you cross a housecat with a feral cat? A kitten is born.

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Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

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Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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Your Mum is soo fat.

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Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

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Future last words Guess who edition: "This new prototype Ferrari XZ handles like a God even at full speed!...Well, if God had no brakes and his turning ability suddenly disappeared when going at over 300 kilometers per hour that is..." "Uh oh now! Another heart attack! Where is mah medical weed? SHAAAAAROOOOOOON!" "Please haters, lower your guns, I will stop singing! Beliebe me!" Moral: "OMG I AM ONLY THE SIXTH MOST USELESS THING NOW!" "MY BODY IS NOT READY! Urgh mah chest... CHAROOOOOOON!

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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What do you call a Jewish cop? Officer.

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why didn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

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A sober Irish individual.

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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A man in an airport asked me if i wanted my bag to be carry-on. So i said yes.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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this website is a bad joke

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A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

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Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

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Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread, and loaves of bread are incapable of understanding the intricacies of fly-by-wire guidance and propulsion systems.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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