How Long is a Chinese man.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

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a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

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what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

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What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

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why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

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What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

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A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

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What did the you know what screw this I'm sick of making these stupid jokes there all the same. Hang on hang on What did the pirate do to the dog yes This style of joking is so different I'm going to be a famous comedian oh wait there's a whole bloody website full of these. O look another one and another one and another one that knife over there looks really nice right now

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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If anyone can read me... I am Michael Jackson and I would really appreciate if someone could get me out of this... box... I mean help! Where am I! I think I have been under a long coma and would appreciate any small boys digging me out... Moral: I hope there is no hell... for my own sake that is...

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know whats funnier than 24? 25.

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This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves when he realizes he is supposed to be at a business meeting

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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