How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

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Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

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A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

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A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

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Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

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Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

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What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

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Hello.

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Two cowboys are in a kitchen. The first one says, "I feel at Home on the range!" To which the second replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he has never pursued his real dream.

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

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What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

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Anti Joke

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