What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

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Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

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watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

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What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

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what do mexicans like most. icecubes

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

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Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

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Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

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Refrigerator

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My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

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Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

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What do you call a girl with 1 eye and 3 arms... Chernobyl.

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two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

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why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

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A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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Anti Joke

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