- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Velcro. What a rip off.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

Where did the kittens go on their class filed trip? Nowhere, animals are not permitted to enter a museum unless they are eye seeing dogs helping a person who lacks vision.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

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Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

Guess what? Chicken butt

So a baby seal walks into a club.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

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