Some of the people on this site who write these "jokes" are complete morons. Many of them believe that racism, sexism, and spamming is hilarious. Each one of them is a ****ing dumbass and needs to be removed from this site. Racism is not funny, people are murdered because of it! Those who think that they are being funny by insulting others need to get a life and stop ruining this site for others who want to read good jokes free of racism. Africans, Hispanics, Jews, and everyone else deserves better than to be insulted like this. And I'm a white, so take that you racist whores! I apologize for those of you who have good humor that have to read this, but those other jerks need to be told off.

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

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Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

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Poop!!

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Man comes home and sees another dying man lying in the center of his house. He yells at the man, "HEY I DONT KNOW YOU" The man on the floor replies, "That's funny, my family used to say the same thing"

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once upon a time jeff peterson was taking a daily walk when he stops and stares at a strange object. it was an assasin with a knife who slaughtered jeff decapitating his head while his family cry's. THE END

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

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There was a dog and a cat. What happens next? The cat's not there anymore. Neither is the dog. Can you guess what happend? The dog ate the cat, but the cat was his friend, so the dog committed suicide.

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whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

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Hey, Max!!

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How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

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Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

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So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

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Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

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What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

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What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

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8===========D O:

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

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why was the kid crying? because he had to go to school GDS*

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