2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

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What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

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Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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PENIS

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice carton? She was trying to read the nutrition label and had forgotten her reading glasses.

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what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

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Heat oven to 375°. Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins). In bowl, mix butter until creamy. ... Add eggs one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt. With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat. Fold in blueberries.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

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Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

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While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

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Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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how long has dibey got left like :)

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Anti Joke

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