Why would it matter if they believed such a thing? Are you trying to screw me over? You know that I am very competent at making myself seem like a total jackass myself right? You got a point, it is not my role to help others in life, I just guess I enjoy repairing others, it sure is a hell lot easier than repairing myself, I just enjoy repairing things I can repair I suppose, now using them as my henchmen that's just worthless. The way I see it, people that wage wars, control others, indoctrinate them, and/or accumulate great sums of wealth to the point where, well its pointless, are all just overcompensating, trying to make up for something that they cannot repair within themselves. It is only natural, I mean we humans, if we lack something, we get a lot more of something else. Thanks, you are right about that whole "soul incident" as I call it, it is strange how people often seem to know each other a lot better than they know themselves, I mean I could at any time choose to quit, to become like others, to surrender my individuality, to "give up my soul" or rather the essence of what makes us unique. But you know, ill rather die than live as a servant for a society many would say I never truly learned to understand. Truth is, I will never accept it, if true strength stops arriving from within, its because people choose to seek it from others, the day I require the approval of others in order to sustain myself, ill off myself, that's not a real definition of existence as far as my opinion goes. I mean what are we worth to ourselves, if we become beings that base our so called value on what others think about us? We should focus on becoming those that spread joy and inspire others, rather than to seek inspiration and joy from others. Why? Because its a win win scenario, you cannot spread joy if you got none, you cannot inspire others if we have no inspiration, I guess you can fake it, sometimes until it becomes real, but that is mental-ism and not ideology (not that they are complete opposites, and if they are not opposites, they can work as a synergy) I guess I had forgotten about that, tell yourself that you are great enough, and you become great, excuse me, I am dead tired, its been hours, say, how are you doing?

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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Yo momma soo fat, she got diabetes and died

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

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what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

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Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

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A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with an alligator? Go take some acid and find out for yourself

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What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

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What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

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you just lost the game!

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