What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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What's funny? At the exact moment you read this, someone is suffering from domestic abuse.

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Knock Knock Who's There Me

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm. Wats worse then biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an eggplant and finding half a worm, as eggplants are usually more expensive so you will have wasted more money and would probably not be willing to eat the rest. And eggplants taste like shit.

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What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

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How come anti jokes r funny

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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A blonde went to a hair dresser's one day, listening to a walkman. The hair dresser asked her what she wanted, and the blonde replied, "I need to get my hair trimmed, just make sure that you do not take these headphones off." The woman looked at the blonde, surprised, but did as she was told. While she was brushing the blonde's hair, she accidentally bumped the headphones, knocking them to the ground. As she bent down to pick them up, the blonde fell over, onto the floor. The hair dresser was very confused. She picked up the head phones and listened. This is what she heard..."breath in...breath out...breath in...breath out..."!

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Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

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did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

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Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

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what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

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Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

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What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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Elizabeth Warren

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What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

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