What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

i like pie

What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

What's 6 + 9? 15.

I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

Why are butt pirates butt pirates? Because they just ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FRUITS

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

Jesus was a good guy

your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

Hellen Keller

Potato.

What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

Whats white and sticky fluff

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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