Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

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what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

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Penis.

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

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Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

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a black, mexican, jewish, and white man fall off a cliff, who landed first ? all at the same time, they all died and there familys sued the clifff and commited sucicede

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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I agree Nero, we agree there, but let me ask you, why did you have the deep desire to create such a society before? You managed to do so as a teen, you wanted to help others, you put them before yourself, you where far more loyal to them, than they ever where to you. What motivated you then to sacrifice so much, where is that strength today?

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whats wosre than stubbing your toe? being lost on a desert island being raped

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

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Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

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a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

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What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

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A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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