your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

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So a horse walks into a barn.

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Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

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What would be the consequence of a terrorist detonating a 500 kT nuclear bomb in Manhattan? A ridiculous question. All enriched uranium in Pakistan is safe and out of reach of terrorists, their govt. has assured. Please ask about realistic scenarios next time.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

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How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

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What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

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What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

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If a small quiz is a quizicle then what is a small test? A quiz.

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Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." Then there is silence and a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone the guy says "I shot in the air and my friend heard it and moved. I think he's still alive." The operator says "Good that means he's still breathing and he's not dead."

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

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A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

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A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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