What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? One, unless she's too short, in which case she may get someone else to do it for her.

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Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

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What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

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A: Don't hit those black people!!!!! B: Those are trash cans.

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What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

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(kid is eating a round fruit) friend: Get me an apple too. Kid: I wish I could The kids friend later realizes that his friend was actually eating a peach.

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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There is a wire, Let's put it on fire, The fire spread so did your legs, Now were both lying dead on your bed.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

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how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

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When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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