A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

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Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

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What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

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haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

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why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

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What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

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I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

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how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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