Women's rights.

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Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

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the holocaust

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How do you make a tissue dance? You really can't, but you could grab it and shake it around so it looks like its dancing.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

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A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

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What's worse than having to tie one of your shoelaces after walking 5 miles? Getting a 56 year old mixture of blood, urine and sperm injected in your asshole.

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What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

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What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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A brown haired woman walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor it hurts whenever I touch myself." The doctor says, "Strange, I have never heard of such a disease. Please show me." The woman touches her leg and screams,"Ow!" Then she touches her arm and screams again. The doctor asks, "Are you a natural brunette?" The woman replies, "No, I am a blonde." The doctor says, "Oh, that explains it. You have a broken finger. God, you are so blonde." The woman gets her finger treated and then lives in agony for the rest of her life due to her untreated broken leg and arm.

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How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

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What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

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Q: Why couldn't Sally ride her bike? A: because Sally has Cerebral Palsy.

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Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

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A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

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An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son was captured by a sexual predator, and your daughter tried to run from them, and now she's under the wheels of the bus going round and round.

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Jesus may have walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries.

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What's good about freedom of speech? Only the idea. Try saying something about Muhammed or calling a cop a power-mad taxman.

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Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

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What do u call 4 black men in a car? A: carpooling

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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