Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

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What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

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Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

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woman's rights

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Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

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Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

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How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

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Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

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What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

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How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

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Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

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Do You Know You Have Cancer?

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A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

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What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Why are black people so stupid an lazy? They aren't. This is a negative social stigma and if you believe it you are a racist.

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If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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