What do you call a man with no legs? Disabled.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

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a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

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What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

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Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

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How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

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Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

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Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

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Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

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What is small, naked and covered in sperm My son

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

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How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

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"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

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What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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