- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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