Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

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There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

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Jimmy went to a bar, to see a stand up comedian, he heard the standup comedian tell a funny joke, so after the show, he went home and told his wife the joke and after that he said, i made that up, im funny arent i, the wife seemed shifty, so she googled the joke and found the stand up comedians joke, giggled and then proceeded to continue back angrily to Jimmy, because he just did the wrong thing, she slapped Jimmy in the face, divorced Jimmy and killed his 3 children because Jimmy plagurised, and plagurism is illegal, and now Jimmy has no children, and a red mark on his cheek and knows he did the wrong thing don't smoke kids

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Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

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Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

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Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

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Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

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Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "You know, you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate says, "I know, I was just raped by a group of men who thought it would be funny to humiliate me as much as possible. The bartender then called 911 seeing that a horrible crime had just been committed.

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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Why is this site so stupid? It's no, its the best site ever

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Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

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So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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