- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

Why did the two blonds go to the bar together? Because they were carpooling to save money and help save the earths ozone layer that seals in all of our oxygen. They were also meeting some friends.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

Asians

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

What's grey and can't swim? A Castle

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

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