you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

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why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

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a black kid goes and gets some cereal and spills some flower on him self and he goes to his grandma and says look grandma i`m white and then she slaps him he goes to his grandpa and says look grandpa i`m white and then he slaps him and then he goes to his mom and then says look mom i`m white and then she slaps him then he goes to his dad and then says dad i`ve been white for 20 minutes and i all ready hate yall nigas

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Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

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what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

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What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

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How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

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Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

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A plane full of atheists, with one Christian, crashes into a field over Ohio. Everybody but the Christian dies upon impact. Amazed, a news reporter on the scene of the crash, asks the man, "How did you suvive this tragic event?" "I had a parachute." Responds the man.

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roses are red violets are blue

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What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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