Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

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Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

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What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

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whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

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What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

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When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The man replies, "Bless you." The man walks out of the bar, as his peers realize he was honest when he told them a week earlier that he had autism.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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