Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

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What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

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Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

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Whats the difference between an American and a Frenchman? The language they speak.

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Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

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2 drunk men walk out of a bar, they see a dog on the corner licking himself. One drunk says "man, I wish I could do that" The other drunk says "you might want to pet him first"

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Did I tell you about the day I put PaulMckenna on a hypnotic state so he believed he put me in a trance? That was fun, everybody applauded, then he got sad when it was not him they where applauding at, funny guy, a bit of an amateur, he spends hours "priming" people in a hypnotic state, and then in his videos triggers it so it makes it seem like he does it instantly, next to Igor Ledohowsky and Richard Bandler, I might just be one of the best and youngest hypnotists alive. Speaking of which, my wife knows the complicated yet strong feelings I got for you, and feels safe around me because of the same reasons you do, and the fact that I can spot a worry and a tear before people do, especially those I love and care about. Wait I am not done, I just need to eat before I space out.

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what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

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Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

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What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

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What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

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NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

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Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

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Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

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What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

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It's your mother, open the door.

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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