What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

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Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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Q:What do you call a duck that can fly? A:Bird.

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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Sarah Palin

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Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

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In 1843 when Man invented the moon, people set sail on ironclad ships to lands that sold items that weren't for sale in similar such stores in other lands not reachable by ironclad ships or dirigibles as they became known once they changed form completely and were a differentobject entirely and of no use for water transport. That's when the real revolution in telecommunications began, the truck drivers would use CB radios as early as 1287 and 1276 in Canada. the CB radio enabled the users to order pizza and develop symbiotic relationshiops with canvas. Amongst other things.

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If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

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What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

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Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Having a refrigerator fall on you

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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