2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

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nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

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Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

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What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

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Why Because

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A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

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What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

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Tough crowd tonight...

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

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What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and so am I

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

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Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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