an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

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What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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Why did the bus fall down? It was hit by a bus and then repeatedly battered by a blender

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

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How can you tell which kids belong to Dolly Parton? From the strech marks on their lips :|

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what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

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My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

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2 black kids walk into school

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Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

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When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A: What time is it? B: Half past six.

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i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

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You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

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Person 1: Did you hear the one about the guy who drank vinegar? Person 2: No Person 1: Oh

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

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Your Mother

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We are sorry for being so sorry, and apologize again for apologizing so much... Why wont you just let me apologize? Does this insult you? I apologize. HEY! STOP THAT! I SAID I WAS SORRY SORRY FOR BEING SORRY! FORGIVE ME PLEASE SORRY WHY ARE YOU DRAWING THAT KNIFE OUT OF THE... LISTEN I AM SORRY!!! From my book the boy that cried help too much: The help arrived and the boy was never seen again. TRIPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING! QUADRUPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING...ETC.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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