Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

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The worst part of waking up, Is no Folgers in your cup.

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A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

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A guy takes out his club and hits a baby seal with a fine for $50 for littering and threatens to smash the seal's favorite ceramic figurine with the club if he doesn't pay the fine. The man is a park ranger and takes littering very seriously.

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Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

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Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

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hi charles lattuca III

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, If you think Violets are blue you're an idiot because they're called violets for a reason.

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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What did the anti-joke say to the joke? Your fly is down.

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What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

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What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

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A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

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How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

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What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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penis

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

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