What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

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what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

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Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

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Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

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Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

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what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

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two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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A man walks into a bar. On impact, he suffers quite the blow to his head, resulting in him falling unconscious. He is escorted to the hospital, where he is pronounced in a coma on arrival. His family is left devastated. His wife, who was a stay-at-home mother to their 2 children doesn't take this news very well and is sent into a spiraling depression. 16 years later, the man finally wakes from his coma to find that his son and daughter that he had left behind where now grown teenagers and almost done with high school, his wife's has remarried and given birth to his half-child. This is why you don't text while walking down a sidewalk.

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Grammar ... the difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.

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A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

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Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

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What did the man say to the other man? Hi

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How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said "why the long face?" The horse then panicked, and feeling threatened, it kicked the bartender with its hind legs and galloped out of the bar. A civilian took immediate control of the situation and dialed the number for animal control, who arrived shortly and tranquilized the deer and put it back in its natural habitat. Don't worry, that didn't actually happen

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

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