A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

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Two men are in a bar. One of them turns to the other one and says, "I've slept with your mom." The other one replies "Go home dad you're drunk."

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

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What's beauitful and disgusting at the same time? Menstration. Jk it's just disgusting.

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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how did the man die he didnt

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GADZOOKS!

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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What's a cow's fovorite vacation spot? Farmyard animals do not receive vacations, they have long hours, no pay, and get eaten upon death.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen. You are going to go to jail.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

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adam hodgson !

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

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