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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

Your mom was so stupid that she went back to school and now she is graduated with a degree.

How do you make an idiot laugh? Tell him a mildly funny joke relating to bodily functions, such as defecating or passing gas.

What's worse than 4 black guys sitting in a Jeep that goes over a cliff? They were my friends.

Why was the man tired at his soccer game? Because he did not sleep well the night before

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

If a girl sleeps with 20 guys, she's a slut. If a guy does the same... He's Gay.

DESERT

You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

There was was 14 apples in a tree. And that's it.

why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

"MR PLATT!!!!!!" "Yeah?" "Telephone for you sir." "Oh, cheers Tony."

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

When Rocky teased Johnny by saying : 'Your momma is so fat , she looks like a hippo.' , He did not know Johnny's mother was suffering a terminal glandular problem combined with an agressive cancer..

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

:(Sneeze) :Bless You :Thank You! :Mention it :Thank You!

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