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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does? 42

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

Do you know what's not right? Left.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

What do you call a black man on a bike? A hard-working individual who found a steady job and earned enough money to buy a bicycle of his own which he rides to and from his job because he is healthy, doesn't like to waste money on gas, and doesn't like the pollution automobiles put into the air.

what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

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What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

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