Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

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What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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What did the boy Tell to his friends? Nothing. He has noone.

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Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

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Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

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Nature is filled with wondrous things. No really, this isn't a joke.

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Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

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