- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

The horse's name was Friday

where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

Two parrots were sitting on a perch. The older one turned to the younger one and said "do you smell fish?" The younger one paused for a bit, and replied "do you smell fish?" Their owner had been talking about fish.

My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

Two elks were out flying one day. One of the elks turned to the other one and said: - You have a cinnemon bun in your eye. - What? - You have a cinnamon bun in your eye! - WHAT? - YOU HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN YOUR EYE!!! - I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN MY EYE!

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

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Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

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