What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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IMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM a beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee immmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmiiiiooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmoooooooooooodfssgihsfdiug

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What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

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How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

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y u no like me joke?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

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they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

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whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

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why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

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How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

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