why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

How do you know when your dog is gay? When the dog starts wearing way to many Deep Vs and watches the Oxygen channel with "friends"

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

The sentence below is an anti-joke.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

I don't get it

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

Doctor, my husband tells me he doesn't like my figure .... That's irrelevant now, you've contracted a rare blood disease and will be dead within a month.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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