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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Feminism.

Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids."

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

How do you make a clown sad? Throw a brick at him.

What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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