- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

what did little billy say to susie? "why, hello susie."

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

What do you call a seagull that flew into the bay? Wet.

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

out of your comfort zone

Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

SEX

What happened to the Mexican who commited suicide? He died.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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