- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

U ALL LIAK DIK

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What's greasier than a baby? A burger

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

How many dead babies can you fit in my car? 37 1/2

Jersey Shore

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

SHUT UP JP

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