Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

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Emily Brunelle is skinny

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

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cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

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how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

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What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

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What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

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Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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Women's Rights..

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What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

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A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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