Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

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I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

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Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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What do you call a man that paints on a his face and wears big shoes? Lady Gaga.

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how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

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What did Johnny do this wednesday? He went to school to be academically taught to get a high GPA of all the other children so he could go and pursuit his dream so he won't be left at home with a drunk wife and 6 kids with $190,000 in debt from the IRS

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Women's Rights...

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

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Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

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"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

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