Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

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Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

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This is not a good joke.

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

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How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

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Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

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What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

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What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

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Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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Which one is hardest?

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What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

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Error 37.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

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Can I touch it?

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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