Whats better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

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My name is Harry.

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Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

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It's your mother, open the door.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Peter

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

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knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

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Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

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11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

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how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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My nieghbor is blonde, but she doesnt like corn dogs or anything of that sort because her boyfriend is mexican. Mexcans are banned from eating corn dogs because they illegally crossed the border. Her dog wieghs about 8.9485763 pounds. Her nieghbor also protests corndogs because she cant fit throught her customized door which was 39 feet long. Why was six afraid of seven? because that lady is 700 pounds.

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what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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