Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

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a little boy takes his lacrosse stick to his mom and says "hey mom this is bob" the mom says "hi bob" and she says to her son "does bob say hi back?" and the boy says "no mom. hes a lacrosse stick."

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

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why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

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What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

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What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

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So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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A muslim walks into a gay bar.

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Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

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Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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