Sticks and stones may break my bones.

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Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

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Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

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How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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I'm banging your sister.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

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Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

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name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

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What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet I probably wouldn't.

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Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

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Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

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How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

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How do you tell a bunch of Chinese people apart? Go up to each one and ask them their first and last names. The chances of any of them being the same is quite slim, giving each person their own identity.

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

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"hey do you know the date" "58"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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