there once was a chicken it was yellow

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What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

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Why is the black guy bad a Hockey? He was raped with a hockey stick by his father, after many years of pain and sex jokes, and the internet meme of the rapey daddy came out, the man then tryed to kill him self, but lived and the became a... shit i forgot, well long story short, it was roger from family guy.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into another apple and finding another worm.

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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What's green and falls fom a tree? A dump truck. I lied about it being green.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

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PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

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Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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