What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? So he can eat it.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

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I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

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How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

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Romney 2012

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Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

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Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

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Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

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So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

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Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

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What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

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What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

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How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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