Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

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Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

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Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

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What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

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I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

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if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

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How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

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Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

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What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

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Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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2 black men beat 9 white men in basketball. Why is this so? They were clearly out numbered.

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

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Rick santorum

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Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

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