How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

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What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

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why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

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Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

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Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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what's brown and sticky? A Stick

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My wife made me a sandwich

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knock knock get lost!

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When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

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How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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