Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her repeatedly in the face and then slit her throat.

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Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

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A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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What did the two fire men say to each other whilst a house was burning? Well be better put that fire.

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what do you call a mixbreed of a bull dog and a shitzu? a sharpei

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

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Why did the old man fall off his bicycle? Because somebody threw a fridge at him.

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Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

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A legless and armless woman is laying on the beach. A man walks by and hears her crying. "What's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been kissed before" says the woman. So the man leans down and kisses her. The next day the man sees the woman crying at the beach again. "What's wrong this time?" asks the man. "I've never been hugged before" So the man picks up the legless and armless woman and gives her a big hug. The next day the man sees the woman still on the beach crying. "Okay now what's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been f---ked before" says the woman. So the man picks up the woman, and has sex with her. They end up going on several dates later on and getting married at sunset on the very beach where they met.

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How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

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Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

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A man walks into a bar

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Dad: "When I was your age, I had to walk outside to catch the school bus. If it snowed heavily the night before, school was canceled."

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

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Whats green and smells like ass? My ass. I lied about the green..

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

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Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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