A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

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What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

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Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

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Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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Penis in a box.

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I'm a champion. I do what I want.

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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why did matt die? He had cancer

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josh roberts goes into churches and forces them to listen and go by his religious opinion until they cry

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How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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