(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

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thermodynamics?

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

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A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

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What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

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What do you call a 2 storied house ?

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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Two monkeys are sittin in a bathtub. The first monkey says to The second, "HEY! pass the soap." The second says to the The first monkey, "DUDE. thats not soap, its a typewriter!!!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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