You are in a room with hitler and bin Ladin. You have a gun with 1 bullet. Who do shoot? Don't worry you don't have to make that decision. They are already both dead

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joke under this line wins _________________________

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What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

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Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

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Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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Is this where I type the joke?

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Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

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Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

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What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

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Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

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How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

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*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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