- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walked out of the kitchen.

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

Why couldn't my grandpa use a cell phone? He didn't have hands.

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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