- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

What did the pear say to the apple? Fred, you delusions are getting worse and i'm getting a divorce.

roses are red violets are blue im colorblind how about you

Knock Knock Who's there? ... No one, you have Schizophrenia

A man... walks.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

Gangnam style

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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