- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

Why did the gay guy come out of the closet? He finally found the shirt he was looking for

It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

William wright is Gay

can't wait until the baby boomers die

Three men are in prison and comparing crimes. The first says that he got three years and he never robbed that store. The second says he served six years and he never hit that lady. The third said he got life, and he killed every child in that orphanage.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

National security?

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

Compton

What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

Why was the woman?

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??