What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

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what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

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Penis

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yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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how do you make a joke act like yourself

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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