Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

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Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

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What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

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Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

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what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

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What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

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An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

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what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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What would George Washington do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

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What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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