what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

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abcdHIV this disease is killing me

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What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

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Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

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Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

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a show horse jumps over a bar

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

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In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

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Why is the black boy made fun of at school? Because the kids at his school are racist.

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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Two horses were discussing their racing records. The first said, "In my whole life I had won ten races." The second horse says, "Well, I've won twelve of those!" A greyhound trotting by chimes in, "Not bragging guys, but in my career, I've won twenty!" "Unbelievable!" exclaimed both horses. "It's a talking dog!"

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Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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