- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

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