What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

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A man, John, is talking amongst a group of friends. He tells a racist joke and sees that one of his colored friends, Mark, is laughing at his joke, but John can tell that Mark's offended. John later apologizes to his friend because that is the right thing to do.

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Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

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What's the worst thing to find in an empty box? Nothing,It's empty

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What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

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Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

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Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

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What is the difference between my right hand and my left hand? I used my right hand to stab your mother.

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why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

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Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

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Meanwhile in Josh and Dannys apartment....(Danny: I'm finally gonna play amnesia! Josh: You'll die Danny: No I won't Josh: Fine tell me when your done Danny: Ok Josh: Cya 3 Hours later Danny has been stuck in a part. Of the game because he was scared to leave that spot. He builds up the courage to leave there. He sees the monster screams Josh hears runs in the room his character died in the game as Danny has a violent seizure and dies. Josh mourns the death of his friend for years.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

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Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

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How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

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what happen to the popo who got arrested? he told himself that he had the right to remain silent

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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