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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

What's the difference between basketball and an elephant? One's a sport and one's a large African animal.

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

How many babies can fit inside a trash can? Seven.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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