How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

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I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

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How are cars made? By magic.

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Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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Why did the jew die Really...

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

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why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The question just posed is unanswerable, as in order to state the reasoning for the chicken crossing the road, one would have to assume the a chicken has a concept of 'road'. As the chicken is an avant, we can safely say that it has no need of pavements/ sidewalks or roads. As a result, it cannot possibly have an incentive for doing so. Consider the following hypothetical analogy: you are walking in a forest, and you unknowingly cross another animals scent trail. You cannot possibly say WHY you walked across the scent trail, as you didn't know it was there. You can state your reasoning for walking in the first place, but not for crossing that specific scent trail. In conclusion, this question is unanswerable, due to the chicken's lack of knowledge about roads.

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What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

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Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

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Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

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What is both blue and yellow at the same time? Green.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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