Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

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Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

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why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

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masturbating on a tarc bus

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"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

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There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

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my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

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How do you get pikachu on a bus? You don't pokemon are fictional characters

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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penis

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What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

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Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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Relax, I said some pretty vile things to you when I thought you where a guy seducing me while it became ever more apparent that you where pretending to be me, thing is I often use this site to vent my frustrations and earning the "praise" in the form of red thumbs by the people. I wont say your name, but I know who you are now, the girl with the big red scared eyes, I mean how many one handed 27 year old`s do I know? I am in my early thirties, that`s all I am willing to share for now, If people come around trying to poke out my remaining eye, I am ready (my waifu, is at her mother`s place, she knows I am still a wanted target by, well some people here and there.

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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