Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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My penis is big... not.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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SHE GOT A BIG BOOTY SO I CALL HER by her real name because she is a woman and worthy of my respect.

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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Three black men were walking...

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Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

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Why did the Iraqi airline crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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What did the rednecks say when they saw the bat? Ma, I'm afraid this is the Myotis Sodalis, or Indian Bat. It is an endangered species. Thus, we cannot shoot it.

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I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough it was car. The End

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A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

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So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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