69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

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yo mama is fat shes fat

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why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

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a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

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What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

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what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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A Blonde, Brunnette, and red head are on the beach. They find a sand gene and are each granted a wish. The Brunnette wishes for a yot. The Red Head wishes to never again get sun burn. The Blonde wishes for more sun. The world is overtaken and insinerated by the sun. An alien spaceship finds the Red head in a space suit floating around randomly when they ask how she survived she says "I don't sun burn"

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Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

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Why did the coconut fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

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why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

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2 Penises

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Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

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What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

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What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

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Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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