When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

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Beans, beans, they're good for your heart, Because they contain antioxidants and help to lower your cholesterol.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

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LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

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A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

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Y u do dis?

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What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

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What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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Brain fart

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Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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Why was the little boy crying? Well first off he is adopted. He then woke up and found out his pop star dad is dead. ..... His name is blinket.

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one day a grape was in the sun raisin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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