what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

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Frogs with dislocated fingers....................................................CARROT

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What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

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Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

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When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

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What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

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you give like i give lomain

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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it

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

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Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

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What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

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Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

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