Tilt your screen back .

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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Q. What is the answer to life? A. 34

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Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called anti joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

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I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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What's an Anti Joke?

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What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

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Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

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Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

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What comes after Friday? A ?.

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How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

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Knock knock. Come in.

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What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

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Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

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What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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