Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

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what did the bot get for his birthday? .. men!

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look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

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If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

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Why did the little girl die Because she was kidnapped by a rapist, and defiled repeatedly, and then to get a ransom from her family the kidnapper slowly pulled out her fingernails and toenails, and sent them to the family the same thing happened with her fingers, toes, hands, feet, arms, legs, teeth, tounge, hair, and eyes, then she died of blood loss after nearly 2 months of torture.

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A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

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If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

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why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

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We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

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My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

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How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

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i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

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Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

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Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

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What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

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