Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

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What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

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What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

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What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

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So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What is worse than finding 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? Finding 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

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whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

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Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

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a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

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Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

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What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

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What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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why did the stupid boy put his clothes on his valentines? because hes stupid

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