A rabbi walks into a bar, in traditional Jewish garb. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Sorry, you'll have to leave". The Jewish gentleman says "Why, don't you serve Jews in here?". The bartender replies "Of course we do, but we just found asbestos in the walls and we're closing for remodeling." The rabbi politely apologizes for making misplaced assumptions about the bartender's place of business.

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What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

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what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

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Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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angelosnyder is not gay

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

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I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

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what is a chicken answer: chicken

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Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

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A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

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Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

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How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

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why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

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I don't know about anybody else, but I just watched a part of a My Little Pony episode, and there's something about them that makes you want to come back and watch more. It's wierd, like mind control. Has anyone noticed this?

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What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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