What did the black man say to the asian? Hey.

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what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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What do you call love at first sight? A broken heart.

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What's worse than a cow on the ceiling? - two cows on the ceiling.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas A bike.

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Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

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Hello

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

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Why did the young boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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What's worse than death? Nothing.

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What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

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I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

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why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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