It burns when I pee sometimes.

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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A middle-class family went away on vacation. While they were gone, a pyromaniac burnt down their house. Their cat was still inside.

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What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

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A man walks into a bar. It was a salad bar, so he left.

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guess what?

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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say it aloud and fast: •im sofa king stew ped •ice bank mice elf •alpha Q •mike hunt •mike ock

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whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

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Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

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Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

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Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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