Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Why was the picture ruined? Because you were in it.

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why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

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Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

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Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

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Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

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How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

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Gay rights.

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What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

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A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman went in a hot air balloon and had a magical afternoon that none of them will ever forget, except the Scotsman because he fell out during take off and is now in a coma.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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