so the weather's nice...

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A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

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What do you get when you throw a hand grenade in a French bathroom? Imprisonment up to 15 years in an international detainment facility.

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When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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BenWuzHear

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor "Hey, wheres my tractor?"

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The kid wakes up in the middle of the night to get some water. But over hears sounds from his parents room. he looks through the keyhole. Then he comtinues walking and says. "Why does mom say i cant suck things?"

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So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

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What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

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A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

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I woke up today

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One below was by me: Walter H

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Ross.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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