Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

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How many armless people does it take to change a lightbulb? I dunno, that's why I asked you... Hello?

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

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Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

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Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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Happy Monday!

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

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Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

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Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

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Knock knock Who's There? My name is Jeff

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

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Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

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A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

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What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

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What just hit my face? The floor

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Yes.

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