mexicans fishing

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One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

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A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

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What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

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Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

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A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

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A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

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Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

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What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

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Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

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What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

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When you see it... YOU'LL HAVE AN ORGASAM.

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What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

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Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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