What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

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Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

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Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

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I began as a dreamer, then I became a visionary, then I saw my dream come true, until it shattered us all. Do you believe that perhaps, there are people out there, trying to stop the world from reaching a better age?

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What is the meaning of life? 42

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what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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Why did the all the fish in the lake die? A pesticide bioaccumulated through the food chain.

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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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Q: what are very funny A: Jokes

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? It didn't. Anyone who would believe that is a complete moron.

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Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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