Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

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Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

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A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

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What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

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A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

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Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

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What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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Women can vote? WTF

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

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What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

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How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

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A man walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken I don't see anything funny about this at all. -Tag

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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