Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

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Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

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What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

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What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

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Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

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You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

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what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

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A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

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what did the dead man say to the other dead man ...nothing he's dead.

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Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

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What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

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whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

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What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

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What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

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Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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