I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

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'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

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A man, John, is talking amongst a group of friends. He tells a racist joke and sees that one of his colored friends, Mark, is laughing at his joke, but John can tell that Mark's offended. John later apologizes to his friend because that is the right thing to do.

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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A duck flies into a bar. The bartender allows it to stay because it turns into a beautiful swan. The goose then lays a golden egg and the bartender stares in awe as a giant bean stalk grows out of the egg. He's ecstatic and really glad he let the flamingo stay with all the wonderful colors and magic going on.

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can you pass the soap?

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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What do men and women have in common? They're both respected members of society, besides women.

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Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

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Stephen Hawking can walk

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why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

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there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

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What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

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