What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

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if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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Why are hurricanes named after women? I don't know I was asking you

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Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

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A few people were put in a room with 5 doors and 4 were a certain death one was freedom and they had to choose a door to go in not knowing which was freedom the first person went in the door on the far left. He got raped by Michael Jackson. The second guy opened the door on the far right. He got in a room entirely made of ice cream. He ate all of it and got such a brain freeze his brain froze. The third and final guy turned around and noticed a door labeled exit. He exited the room and continued his life as a normal person

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

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why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

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What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

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What kind of condoms do cows use? None.

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What's the differrence between a park bench and a black person... A park bench can support a family

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Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

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When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

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what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Did you hear the one about the HIV positive man that got rear-ended on the highway? The motorist behind him was distracted on his cell phone, and did not hit the breaks in time to stop.

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How do you kill Chuck Norris? Shoot him in the face.

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