A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

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Sosiopath vs How I met your mother: BABABABABA BABABA RARARA LALALA ETC YOU GOT THE DRILL Kids, this is how I met your mother. I saw her at some store, I said "Hey sexy" She told me to fuck off, so I raped her, got out of prison years later, and kids, that is how I met your mother. ...Why I am leaving? Did I ever fucking say I was your father? I Just came here to tell you I raped and killed her after serving my time which was about 2 minutes, so kids, that is how I killed your mother. YOU ARE WELCOME BY THE WAY!Ungrateful kids. Moral of the story: If they are your kids, just say no and get away, and kill Robin for better television. Sociopath vs Grounded for life Moral: Shot the little kid, nobody will notice, not even his own family.Heck if you look at episode 34 you can see a tall handsome dude choking the life of a little boy in the background, and then letting him go just before he passes out and chokes him again? FUN FOR HOURS!

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why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

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What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

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Who let the dogs out? The pet shop.

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Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

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Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

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It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

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Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

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What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

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what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

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A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

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Why did the tomato blush? A tomato's complexion is already red so it simply appears to be blushing

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Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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