knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

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-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

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Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

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I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

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Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

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So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

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Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 one years old to be in a bar.

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

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A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

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My love life

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why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

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