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How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

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Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

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Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have a few drinks, then go to a club, where they amuse each other and those around them by completely slurring their words in their already very strong regional accents. Then they get a taxi back to the house of the Englishman as he lives nearest, and stay the night. The next morning, the Scotsman and the Irishmen walk home as they are still hungover and do not wish to risk driving.

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Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

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Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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"Doctor, Doctor! I feel like I'm a dinner roll!" Yes, well that's a side effect of your brain cancer.

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I got shot once it hurt a lot

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Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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Say you are caught in a net with 10 other people in said net at a construction site. A pair of scissors are right next to you and everyone said to use the scissors. But instead of using the scissors, you use your teeth in risk of a broken tooth.

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

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