Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

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if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

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Why did the boy cry Because he fell

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

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Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

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An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

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how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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Cancer.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

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As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

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What does a turtle do on its back? NOTHING!

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Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

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Justin Bieber.

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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I wrote a funny joke.

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Anti jokes.

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Once upon a time, there was a pair of headphones. It loved the sound of music.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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