There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

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a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

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why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

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what did the cat say to the monkey meow then he got hit by a car

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

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What is yellow and corny? Corn.

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Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

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FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

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What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

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what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

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A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

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A criminal walks into a bar, and shoots the bartender and has his way with the waitress. Its his bar now.

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Julian Ha.

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what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

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what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

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Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

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Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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