What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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