Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

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When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

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A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

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It works on whoever I have an emotional attachment with, for example people might be thinking you and I write in the exact same style, but I am actually copying your way of typing (spelling, word composition etc) this because we relate on a deep emotional level with people that like "get us" because they can act and behave like us. This again doubles the effect of the hypnosis, since when I get "super high on trance" and you feel that way, well, we both reach into the same wavelength, literally. Scientists and hypnotists supposedly have no idea as to why this happens, but I know, it is because our brain patterns are so similar, that even though we are at a long distance, your body believes itself to be an extension of mine and the other way around. How do I know this? Yogurt.

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Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Your mama so stupid She has a 3rd grade education

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

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How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

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How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

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Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

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Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

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What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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