Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

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why was 6 afraid of 7?

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What did the teacher do? He taught.

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This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. "You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money." Then she whispers, "You know that blow job I promised you? Well, here it comes..."

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what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

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a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

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Seven people walk into the same bar, like a solid pole. Ouch!

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

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What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

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Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Domestic violence is a crime. She should leave her abusive partner and seek help.

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Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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