How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

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Coach: Hey, you missed the team meeting today, but I wanted to let you know we've had a number of changes to the lineup. Player: Really? Who's on first? Coach: That's right. A man with the unlikely name of Mr. Who is on first. We also have Mr. What on second, and Mr. I Don't Know is on third. The rest of the team is the same. Player: Oh. People have weird names now. But I'm sure they're great guys. Thanks for explaining that. Coach: Any time. Don't mention it.

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Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

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shitted on em put your numbah 2s in the air if ya did it on em

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

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why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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A group of 3 black male friends sit down to have lunch at the basketball court. One black man reaches in his pack and pulls out a watermelon. The second black man reaches in his basket and pulls out some fried chicken and a pan of cornbread. They both look expectantly towards their friend as he opens up his pack. Right as he opens it, however, his cell phone goes off. Upon completing the call, he hangs up and looks at his two friends. "My financial aid got approved, guys!" he exclaims. Both of his friends congratulate him on finally making it to college. They are so proud.

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

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