roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

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How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Jumped.

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

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A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

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Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

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Diarrhea

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

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Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

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holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

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9/11

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What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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The AIDS patient was gay

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

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A white person at Harvard

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Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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