What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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Knock knock Go fuck yourself

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

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What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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I jacked off over a blind girl the other day, she never saw me coming

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

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Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

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What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

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I violate everyone that do not thumb me green, and vi0late the children, the parents, and the person of those that thumb me red... Its not about the sex, its about the domination... You might even like it...Your kids? Not so much... Well sometimes... Green thumb me, and I will... Meh, then you are awesome... friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Subscribe below, address tracker activated... LETS GO!

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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What do men and women have in common? They're both respected members of society, besides women.

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Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

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Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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