Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

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pubic lice.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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Matty B

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Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

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Q:Why did Billy drop his ice cream? A:He was hit by a truck. Q:Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was hit by Billy. Q:Why did the clown's friend fall off the swing? A:He had no arms. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A:To get to Billy's ice cream.

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Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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What did the smoker get for christmas? A bike.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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A grasshopper hops into a bar and orders a drink. "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" exclaims the bartender. "You have a Melanoplus Differentialis?" asks the grasshopper. "Yes."

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

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What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

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You will not press the like button.

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Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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