Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

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Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

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Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

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here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

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What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

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Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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What do people say? words.

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

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what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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