why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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What did Valerie get for her birthday? Nothing. Because no one loves her

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

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Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

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The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

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I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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Why did the spoon say hi to the fork? To initiate a conversation.

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When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

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What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

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Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

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OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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