- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

What happens when you cross a housecat with a feral cat? A kitten is born.

A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

what did batman say to robin? get in the car

What does a blind, deaf, parapalegic baby get for christmas? Cancer.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

I saw a chameleon. Then it died

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

What did Frankenstein say to Dracula? Hey, that's a nice cape.

sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

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