- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

dyslexics of the world untie!

The holocaust

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

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