what do you call a black man in a car? -a person who passed his drivers test

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said "why the long face?" The horse then panicked, and feeling threatened, it kicked the bartender with its hind legs and galloped out of the bar. A civilian took immediate control of the situation and dialed the number for animal control, who arrived shortly and tranquilized the deer and put it back in its natural habitat. Don't worry, that didn't actually happen

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Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

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Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

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Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

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whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

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Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

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How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

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All of these jokes are about white people

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if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

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There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

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What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

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They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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they're dead. idiot.

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Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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