Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

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A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

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Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

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Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

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What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

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how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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A mathematician, a physicist and an economist are stranded on a deserted isle in the South Pacific. One day, a lantern washes up on shore. The scholars lament the uselessness of this object.

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

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Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

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Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It thought they were playing follow the leader. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the little girl fall off her tricycle? She was hit by three monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

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