Wigan.

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

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What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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Why did the kitchen cross the road?

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How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

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Abortion

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Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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