What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

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Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

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What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Roses are red Violets are blue Goodbye to the people who hated on me

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

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What did john say to bob Hey bob

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What did the man do after he found out his wife died in the Titanic? He cried.

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A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

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dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

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Tony Soprano walks into a diner

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A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

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roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

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Why was Sally crying She got a high five In the face With a chair

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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Why did the bird fall down? It got shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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