Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

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I got shot, you laughed

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I went seal clubbing the other day but as I was the only one with legs, the dancefloor was quite lonely

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

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Why was the man sad His son got raped

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Yo momma is so fat that we are incredibly concerned for her health.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

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Q:Way C'nt U reed tHis? A: Because im retarted -ian surprenant

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What did the brick say to the face? Nothing bricks don't talk.

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What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because all the mesicans that can run, jump, and swim are already in the U.S.

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I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

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What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

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Why doesn't the mexican have a job? Grad school is taking up too much of his time.

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Why did the man with no legs go into the shoe store?

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What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

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How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

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Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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