Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

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Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

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Jews

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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ur mother

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

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PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

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What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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Your life

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Kah-________-

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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the battle of waterloo

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oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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