- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and hungry? The population of Zimbabwe.

Think of a number between 2 and 10? 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 11745028410270193852110555964462294895493038

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

what did sushi A say to sushi B? Nothing, because sushi is composed of aboitic fish, rice and other nutritious components and cannot speak

it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

Hey Tim lets think of a joke

One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What is cowboy say

Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

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