Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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Once upon a cross

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Is there any non dirty numbers these days, 69, just kidding

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

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How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

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Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

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what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

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How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

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Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

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Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

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what did the homeless man get for christmas? nothing.

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first baby. Why did the third baby fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

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A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

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[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

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im a selling a car

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

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