What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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A guy walks into a bar Many people gather around him to see if he is alright and to tell him he needs to watch where he is going.

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Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

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MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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a older brother and a lil brother have bunk beds, one night the older brother has his gf sneak over, they are going to have sex. he tells his gf, "say lettace for a new positon and say tomato for stop", they start and she screams, "lettace, tomato, lettace, tomato". then the lil brother says " will you guys stop making salad, ur getting mayonase all over my face!!!!"

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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ive got it ive got ive got outsimers to tonight wow bim bim bub bub za za

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A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

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What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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