What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

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when debbie meets downer

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What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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A girl was walking home from school, she had a pizza box in her hands, her mom was waiting for her in the car to take her to T.G.I.F, and then she dropped the pizza box in the middle of the street. In a frantic attemp to get the box, she run out into the middle of the street and got hit by a semi. Her funeral is tomorrow.

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What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

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A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

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why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

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how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

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Stop procrastinating.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

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An Artic Storm.

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Why did the blonde driver crossed the red light? Because she has a good notion of physics and realized that the truck that was behind her was too fast to stop in time and if she braked there could have been an accident.

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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