What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

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why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

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Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

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I'm Jewish

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

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What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

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this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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Why did the car slam its brakes on? There was a infant under the bonnet.

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Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r jerks n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

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A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

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Anti Joke

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