An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

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Whats Better Than Apple Pie Sweeeet Pie

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

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In your case, maybe because it is time to stop thinking so much, and begin living life, if the world cannot appreciate a wise man such as yourself, maybe that man should stop being wise, and begin being happy.

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Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

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What is 9+10? 19

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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Q. What do mummies do when they run out of toilet paper? A. Nothing - they're dead and inanimate.

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What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had an appointment with his hair stylist. Just kidding chicken don't have hair.

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave Smith. Oh, hey Dave. Come in.

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"Lack of sleep" is that like... Sleep deprivation?

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Yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I get that one a lot.

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Nero, sure you are okay?

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