what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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YOU IS DUM

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Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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WITH YOUR RED THUMBS COMBINED! I AM CAPTAIN MORAL! You: GOOOOO (AWAY) MORAL! CAPTAIN MORAL MAN, IS A HERO, GONNA TAKE GREEN THUMBS RIGHT BACK TO ZERO... Moral: Okay that is all I remember about the Captain Planet Theme song... GIVE ME RED THUMBS MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! PS: Redhead, three months have passed (more or less) I wont call you because we agreed you would get of this fucking place, but I can visit you if you are a good little girl! And yeah I am calling you Red, Tifa just reminds me of Final Fantasy and your big bosoms so yeaaaaah get your little red haired cunt over here so we can chat yes?

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

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What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

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yes i can connor, this is brett.

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im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

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do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

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You smell bad? Cool.

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What would George Washington do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

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While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

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What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

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I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

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What does this joke have in common with a ruphies party? They both have an unpopular punchline.

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What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

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Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

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Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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