why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

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Q: Why does Bill Gates give so much money to charity? A: Because he wants to improve the lives of his fellow human beings, and also excessive wealth would be detrimental to his children.

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What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

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What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

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roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

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Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

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A. Hey.. B. Hi

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Lindsay Lohan

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Come on Red, I am linked with the fucking global bank, that does not mean I go there and get the money! The FBI keeps tabs on absolutely everything, everybody knows that, if Mike Tyson has a cup of tea there, they file him down. Its legal, its secure and incredibly expensive, but the FBI stands for the security of the US alone, that does not mean that they do not work with every other corporation, organization, affiliation,syndicate, and pff, anything. If you suspect that I somehow went from being one of the key members of the underground, to a fucking FBI agent, you can believe that, but then dont ask me for help, nor be my friend, without trust there is no friendship.

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

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