They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

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How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

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Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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matt has ebola...funny right!?

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How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

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How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

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Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

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when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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What do you call a black guy who is a lifeguard An African American male who puts his safety before others

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What's the point of going to college? There is none.

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Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had places to be

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God is religiously proven to be real

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What do an elephant, and a banana have in common? Neither one is an ambulance.

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A Woman Left The Kitchen. Then Was Promptly Ordered To Go Back.

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What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the boy? Sure I'll sign your t-shirt!

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What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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