Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

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your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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A priest, rabbi, and mormon are arguing about which religion is best. A zookeeper hears and says, "I have a bear who is sleeping right now. How about whoever converts the bear belongs to the best religion?" The priest goes in first, and then walks out a few minutes later, unharmed. The mormon does the same, and he too exits unscathed. The rabbi goes in, and walks out covered in claw marks. "How'd it go?" Said the zookeeper. "Easy." Said the priest. "I just sprinkled some Holy water on him." "I did the same." Said the mormon. The rabbi looked at the zookeeper and said, "have you ever tried to circumcise a bear?"

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I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

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Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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what is chuck norris's favorite food? lasagna.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

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What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

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how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

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My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

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Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

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A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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