- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET.

A man sat on a chair

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

knock knock come in

Why did the baby cross the road? It's abusive father punted it.

A black goes to college

why did the black guy say he was ridin' dirty? because its been weeks since he last took it to the coin op, he's busy working as an I.T Specialist.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

What is funnier then 25 9/11

-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

Customer: "I can't turn my computer on." Phone support: "Do you have power?" Customer: "Yes." Phone support: "Do you have fingers?" Customer: "No."

Click here to end the world.

What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing.He's dead.

Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

Why did the girl fall down the stairs? Because her asshole brother pushed her :)

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