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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

so i was F***in this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was F***in this girl and i jizzed

How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

The Mets win the World Series

What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

A: Knock knock! B: Come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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