A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon *slam*

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What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

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WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

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how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

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What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

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A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

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So you all no Dora right, well why is she always lost in the forest wit her friend boots? Whats the deal with the map everybody knows maps cannot talk!!!!!!!!!!!! What the heck is wrong with the makers of the show!!!!!!!!

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Why did Sally flunk math? Because she didn't achieve the passing grade which is 60 percent or greater. She might need some tutoring in order to master the concept of the lessons to which she has difficulty solving.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

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You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

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what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

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Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

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Anti Joke

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