What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Peoples' bad attempts at Anti-Jokes.

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

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Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

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What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

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dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

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Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

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Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

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What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

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What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

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Q: What did the mute kid say to his mother ?

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Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

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a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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