What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

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What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

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Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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What do you call a black man hanging from a tree? Breakfast

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hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

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Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

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Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

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The joke below me is retarded

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Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

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When is homework not homework? When it is turned into the teacher.

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Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

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You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

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