Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

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Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

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How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

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Where's my tractor?

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What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

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I dont have a girlfriend

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ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

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What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

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Penis

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

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What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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