Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

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I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

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Duck A lays an egg which rolls into Duck B's nest. To whom does the egg technically belong to? Neither, ducks do not have the legal right of ownership.

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

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What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

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Three men walk into a bar. Start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries.

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whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

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Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

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Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

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What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

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Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

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Do you love me? No.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

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What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

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What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

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Why is it sad that a black guy died in a car crash He was my friend

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What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

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Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

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You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

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Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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