Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

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eden stop

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

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What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

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Two men walk into a bar. One gets drunk, goes home, savagely beats his wife, and goes to jail for domestic abuse.

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what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

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A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. He didn't, this joke gets old really fast

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What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

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The penn state football administration

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wheres a good place to find funny jokes? anti-joke.com

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

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