Blacks

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"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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that wall over there ->

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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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What's blue? The sky.

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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