How old are you? 7

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Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

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How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

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What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

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Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? Obama is the president and a drug-dealer has lost his life to the awful streets.

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How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

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A black man enters a bar. The bartender approaches him, and asks "who will it be?" The black man pulls out a gun and robs the bar, he is then arrested ten days later.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person if the Jewish religion and a pizza is a type of food.

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Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

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have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

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