Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

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Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

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What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

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What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

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How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

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Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

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Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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Why was Timmy sad?

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how do you break up with someone lightly and not hurt their feeling I dont want to hurt your feeling but i hate you

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What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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