A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

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John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

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Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

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what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

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What is it too late to do? Apologize...

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So a Nazi walks into a bar full of jews, he ordered a drink and mumbled slures to himself.

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Why does the deer cross the road? It had just birthed two deer, one of which was hungry, and food was on the other side, the other had been hit by 4x4 Hemi V8 Supercharged F1-50.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

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Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

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What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

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Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

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What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

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Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

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Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

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One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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