- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

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So, my friend David hasn't always been the sharpest tool in the shed. After all, he is a spoon.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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Whats small yellow and cant swim? A short bus full of autistic children.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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Gladly, you sound very confident, makes me happy. Well, doctors thought I had ADHD (go figure) but I am pretty calm outside the internet, then they went with ADD, but since my attention is twofold, this meaning that I can get a lecture, while noticing a toothpick falling on the other side of the room (noticing as in perceiving with focus not necessarily listening but you know, seeing from the corner of ones eye) Yet still focus well enough to get the lecture in details. So its not split focus such as in ADD, but dual, as in me being able to think about two things at once, but also burning out extremely fast, which again, is far from ADD.

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What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

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What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

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A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

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So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

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why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

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What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Creationism.

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How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

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A man calls 911 911: hello? Man: sorry wrong number.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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