What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

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3021 North Broadway Avenue

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2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

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My mom

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A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

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roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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A seal walks into a club.

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there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

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bronson watt walks into a bar.

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Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

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Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

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Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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