Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

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Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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