Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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The Holocaust

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

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Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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q

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What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

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What starts with a P and ends with O-R-N? porn

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

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What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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What comes after 69? Mouthwash

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Jayden Eccles

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

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A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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