What begins with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Your neighbor

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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On September 11th 2001, A worker of North twin tower man woke up to find his dog had chewed on his brand new phone. He went down stairs and realized his kitchen window had been broken. Getting ready to leave for work and saw his radio had been stolen out of his car. After finally making it to work and settling down in his office he spilled coffee on his lap. Enraged, the man yelled, "How could today get any worse!?"

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knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

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Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

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Obama

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a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

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Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

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Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

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Priority parking for hybrid cars

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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