What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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I once saw my grandparents making love.. that's why I dont eat raisens

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Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

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Your Mom

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

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Why don't you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike? Because depending on the size of the rock, you could seriously injure him.

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

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Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

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Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

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That is so fetch

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Excuse me sir, you wouldn't happen to have the time, would you?

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How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? 2 Survived.

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if quiz is quizzal whats test?

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Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

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Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

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Why is a building called a building when it's already been built? My pinky is pink and my liver helps me live.

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