I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

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Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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What do you call a Jewish police officer? It depends on if you are Mel Gibson or not.

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When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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