Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

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What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping out of a plane? A world record sky diving group, and an improbably large aircraft.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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american government

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Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

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How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

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One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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How did the fat guy servive the plane crash??????? He bounced

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Why was the black man crying? His wife left him, took his children, and most of his possessions in the divorce.

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Rick Perry.

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roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

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Hi, my name is Jake.

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Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

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hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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