A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no, and leaves.

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What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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What happens when Darth Vader farts? Nothing. Darth Vader's butt was burned off on the volcanic planet of Mustafar and he fell into a lava pit. Darth Vader has since started a program called Darth Vader's butt replacement research foundation. Please donate money today. You could be changing a buttless person's life. Thank you very much.

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What's worse then ten dead babies being nailed to a tree? Being the one to take them down.

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What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

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Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

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What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

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Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

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? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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