- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

Knock knock Who's there doorbell Doorbell who Doorbells can't knock

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

there once was a frog with no leggs

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

there's a irishman, australian and and englishman man on a plane. they are going to france

What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant

Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

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