Do you know your videogames? Test your might!: Getal Sear Molid = Metal Gear Solid. Do you get these though? Combatfrogs. Mechapoliceofficer vs The Enders. Outdoor battlers: Second encounter, speedy version. Above Average Luciano Siblings. Area of the Beginners (if you get this one u are epik!) Monkey D0ng (not so epik :P) G-one (pretty good if you get this one too) Lethal Fighting. (LETHAL FIGHTING!!!) Exploder Guy (kudos if you get it) Requirement for velocity (lol) Weeds vs the Frankensteins (decent) So how many did you get? Check the comment section for the answers.

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Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

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A man walks up to a girl and says "Hello there" The girl doesn't respond because she has been deaf and blind for her entire life and doesn't know he is there. Potatoes.

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Holy shit Lawman! Next thing we know Nero comes back from the death! Seriously get over here stat and get "my men" under control here! So that last damn Moral was for you! I never understood why he picked me, so he never picked me at all... Man am I relieved! Do you ever fucking get tired of playing the hero? I basically ended up declaring war on Nero`s on people here, what should I do?

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How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

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???????????? ???????????? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? A wild EXEGGUTOR appeared!

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Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

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Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

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what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

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Chuck Norris watches TV.

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What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

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What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

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Guy 1: why are you being such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most pussy

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You don't need to know a girls period schedule. Just look in the garbage.

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How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop

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a duck walks into a bar, sits down and asks for grapes. the bartender says, "no, we don't serve grapes." so the duck leaves. the next day the duck goes back to the bar, takes a seat. "got any grapes?" the bartender says, "i already told you we don't serve grapes here. if you come in here and ask for grapes one more time, i'm going to staple your beak to the wall!" the duck leaves. the next day, the duck returns, sits at the bar and asks, "got any staples?" the bartender replies, "no, but there's an Office Max next door where you might find some."

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Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

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why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

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How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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