knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

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josh roberts got the d in geog

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what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

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Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

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A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Doctor, doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains. Well I'm going to refer you to a mental institute and forward this meeting to a specialist due to the schizophrenic attitude and belief you have. However, I will have to ask you to come back in tomorrow or later today for further tests as to why you feel this way. This is highly abnormal and should be fixed immediately. Another further concerns please contact me asap.

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what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What's red and has wheels a red car....

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Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

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Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

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Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

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Romans rights.

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

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