The queen having a shit

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Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

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I dropped two snare drums and a cymbal down a hole earlier. They're probably broken now.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident

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sorry about this, my enter key is stuck down... Really sorry guys. Nearly fixed it. Look I said I was sorry! All fixed :~D

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Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

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Why was Martha put in a wheelchair? She was hit by a rabid cabbage.

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

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What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

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what did the kid say when pee-wee was about to rape him ...huh just make it quick

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kk

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What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

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The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! *put hand about an inch and half off the ground* I mow it about every ozher week

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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