A guy walks into a bar

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why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

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when i'm away from home i sometimes get love sick, well they call it chlamydiae.

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what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

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What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

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Yeah right loser!

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Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

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Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

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Roses are red violets are blue suck my **** and I'll **** you too

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

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Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

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How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

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Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

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why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

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Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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