what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

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My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

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Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

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What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

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whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

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Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

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How do you call two black men on the moon? Astronauts.

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

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Test

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

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poop is very very yummy.

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A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

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Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

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Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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