What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

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I have an excuse why one leg and one arm ar shorter than the ather two. I was born sideways and pulled out by an arm and a leg, trust me im not stupid or gay... ASSSSSSSSSSSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..........................That was my turrets kickin in and i have dislexia if i didnt spell turrets right

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

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Why didn't the lolipop taste like anything to the boy beacuse he was aborted

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What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Why did Uncle Monty shove his head up a horses arse? Because it gave Doris an erection. She chose to keep her male genital organs following her gender changing procedure, so that she could still father children.

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U ALL LIAK DIK

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Winking at old people

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

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If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

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A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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