what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

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Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

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Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

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What is the name of the car? What

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Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

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A man buy's a new lawn mower, it breaks so he takes it back. The shopworker says that if you don't have a recipt then you cannot replace it, the man goes home and months later catch's a flu.

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Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

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Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

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What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

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My friend harris is fat.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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So. The gays. ...

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What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

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why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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