What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

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I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

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NEVER

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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The name "Hunter Barksdale".

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Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

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what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

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That's not what she said.

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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Why was the asian guy's eyes slanted? Your question is a very valid one that most people often wonder, but never really ask. It's called an epicanthal fold...please, NOT "slanted eyes". Many people consider this to be a derogatory description of the descendents or those of Eastern Asia (as do I, being half Korean), but most people are unaware of this and say it anyway. I'll assume you didn't know this. :) The epicanthal fold (what we have) is something that all babies are born with, but those who may not be of Eastern Asian origin will eventually lose. The purpose of this "fold" is to protect the eyes from extreme sunlight and cold weather. Most people of the this part of Asia originated in Mongolia where the weather conditions were very cold and harsh. Also, with most of this population, you'll notice that there exists some extra padding below the eyes as well. With all that white snow and the sunlight reflecting off of it, don't you think with time our bodies would develop some sort of defense for one of our most valued senses--our sight? It makes sense, doesn't it? Also, notice, that the farther south you travel in Eastern Asia the "rounder" the eye gets (their is less evidence of the epicanthal fold), since the climate gets warmer the farther south you go. Evolution, baby. So, Eastern Asian eyes are NOT really slanted. They just appear to be. Instead they just have that extra fold above the eyes that make them appear "thinner", if you will. If you want to sound halfway intelligent, please don't use the description "slanted eyes" anymore, since this will only make you seem like somewhat of a bigot (racist). (You might say it around the wrong person one day.) Sorry, but I'm just trying to give you some good advice. I hope I helped.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

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Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman walk into a bar. they all wish me happy birthday bearing gifts. except there's no rabbi. or priest. or shaman. I'm not in a bar. I'm in my room. alone. i spent most of my birthdays that way.

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Dead girls can't say no.

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What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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