what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

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Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

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A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

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Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

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Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

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What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

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What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

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High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

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Anti Joke

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