Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

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What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

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Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

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Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

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Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

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Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

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I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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I forgot what came after: Roses are Red Violets are Blue Too much anti jokes

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

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Why did I write this joke Because I'm board as hell

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

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This one time at band camp music was played.

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What do you say to a man, who calls you 3 AM? - "Hello!"

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

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Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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