My name is Jeff

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

Why did the baby stop crying? It had been smothered to death by it's sleep- deprived single mother.

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

Why do Indian people smell like curry? They don't. Its an ignorant misconception.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation. ~Yashar - pirater un compte facebook Peace out :)

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

want a balloon? yeah

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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