My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

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Why did the little girl stop riding her bike? She was hit by a car.

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a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

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After waking up at the break of dawn, a man saw his dogs food dish was empty. In slight excitement for his dog to finally eat after his dish being empty all night, he called his dog in from outside, expecting him to go straight to his food dish like always. The dog walked by without noticing.

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

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Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your family have been involved in a fatal accident and we need you to come and identify the bodies.

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Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

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How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

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Woman Rights

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dassa

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Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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What did the white guy say when a black man punched him? Ow, i am sueing for assault. that is a crime

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

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Once, I went to Peru.

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What's green and stands in a corner? A naughty frog.

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Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

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Anti Joke

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