If life throws you lemons Catch them

thumb_up thumb_down +37

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

thumb_up thumb_down -14

did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

thumb_up thumb_down -14

lets bomb africa

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Needless to say,

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

thumb_up thumb_down -43

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

thumb_up thumb_down +11

when do you go to heaven? Never

thumb_up thumb_down -246

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

thumb_up thumb_down +42

Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

thumb_up thumb_down -22

A women leaves the kitchen.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

thumb_up thumb_down +23

One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

thumb_up thumb_down +35

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have cancer."

thumb_up thumb_down +399

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops