how many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? well it depends on the size of the bathtub - and the size of the babies, for sure.

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whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

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NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

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Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

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People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

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What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

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2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

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how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

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how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

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Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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if i could change the alphabet, i wouldn't its perfectly fine the way it is.

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The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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Why did the Mexican cross the street? He didn't

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

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Anti Joke

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