Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

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Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well, one must question: 1. How much the electrician knows when it comes to screwing in lightbulbs. 2. The amount of electricians present at the scene. 3. The type of equipment being used in the process. 4. The physical and mental stability of the electrician. The situation is solely dependent on the above factors.

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

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Poo LOL

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Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

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What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

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Seven

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If a little boy teleported to mars how fast would he get there? Little boys are incapable of breaking down their molecular structure in order to send their individual particles faster than the speed of light in any given direction. Thus this question is illogical and can not be answered.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Take this and put it- No.

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Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

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