Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

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How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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WNBA

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what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

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A man goes to a Korean-owned dry cleaner to pick up his suits. They were impeccably cleaned at a reasonable rate.

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What's the difference between a mexican and a bench A bench can support a family

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What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

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#Divorced, beheaded and died! #Divorced, beheaded, survived! # He's Henry VIII, he had six sorry wives #Some might say he ruined their lives!!!!!!! #Catherine of Aragon was one. # She failed to give him a son #He had to ask her for a divorce. #That broke her poor heart of course. #Young Anne Boleyn, she was two #Had a daughter, the best she could do #He said she flirted with some other man #And off with the chop, went dear Anne! #Lovely Jane Seymour was three! #The love of his lifetime indeed! #She gave him a son #Little Price Ed #Then poor old Jane...went and dropped dead! #Divorced, beheaded and died! #Divorced, beheaded, survived! #He's Henry VIII, he had six sorry wives #Some might say he ruined their lives!!!!!!! #Anne of Cleeves came at four #He fell for the portrait he saw! #But laid eyes on her face, and cried #SHE'S A HORSE! I MUST HAVE ANOTHER DIVORCE! #Catherine Howard was five #A child of nineteen, so alive #She flirted with others, no way to behave #The AXE sent young Cath to her grave! #Catherine Parr, she was last #By then all his best days were past #He lay on his death bed, aged just fifty-five! #Lucky Catherine- the last stayed alive! #I mean, how unfair! #Divorced, beheaded and died! #Divorced, beheaded, survived! # He's Henry VIII, he had six sorry wives #You could say he ruined their lives!!!!!!! And the moral of the story is: Never buy a car without knowing it's background.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

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Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

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So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

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knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

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whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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