What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

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Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

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What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

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What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

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What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

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Chuck norris

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Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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My mum is called Steve

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How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

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Yo momma is so fat tat people yell TAXI, TAXI when she wears yellow.

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Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

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your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

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What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

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We have a 24hr fitness center...it is open from 6 to 11

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Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

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whats the fastest way to be murdered tell your wife your cheating on her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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