will you like this joke my sources say no

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What happen? Idk...

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A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

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I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

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A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

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Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

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haha

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

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1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

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Cripples are lame.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

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4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

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What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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Roses are red violets are blue suck my **** and I'll **** you too

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jumping jelly beans theirs a snake in my booties,, ooooooo har har ya ya youve got that one thing baby peace love and applesauce baby!!!!1

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How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

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