Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

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Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

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What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

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What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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Two black guys and a Latino were walking down the street. One of the black guys says to the Latino, "You have some lint on your suit." The Latino brushes it off and says, "Thank you. I have an important meeting with the board of trustees this afternoon, and it would have been embarrassing if I had lint on my suit."

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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How did the girl die? 25.

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater!

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I didn't know that guy did crossfit

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

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If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

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Soccer...

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Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

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Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

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Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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