Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

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What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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equality for women

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Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

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SOCIOPATH SAYS: Bitch, rate all my comments thumbs up, if you do I wont rape you... YOu know unless I feel like, women kinda like it when men are in touch with their feelings... SO yeah... Im gonne touch your feelings ;) Nah, nope, no homo, you a gal? We can meet! Voluntary rape! (No I did not say voluntary sex, rape, you can say the saferword: OMG SO GOOD HARDER HARDER! If I you know... Am about to kill you... Which I will do if we get to that stage anyways... Relax ill recycle you. Moral: NeroMetal Think Recycling! Save our planet! ITS LIKE RAPING AND KILLING A PERSON!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

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why are black peroples noses so big ? because thats where God held them when he spray painted them

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- What's green and invisible? *holds out empty hand* - This cabbage

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens are very absent-minded creatures. the chances are the chicken saw some form of bug or other edible life form from across the road and decided to venture over in that direction. if the road was not there, the chicken would most likely have still crossed that same expanse of ground, regardless of potential consequences.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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That's Racist

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What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

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Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

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What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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What is more funny than 8 babies in 1 bin? 1 baby in 8 bins.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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