Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

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Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken!!!!!

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Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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A man walks into a party, walks over to the snack stand, and is surprised to find that there is no punch line.

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

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why did the black guy say he was ridin' dirty? because its been weeks since he last took it to the coin op, he's busy working as an I.T Specialist.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

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What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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