the asian kid gets an F

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See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

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Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

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What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

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What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

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Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

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An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

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What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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What happened when Chuck Norris jumped into the pool? He then got water on him, and later had to dry off.

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Anti Joke

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