What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

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Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

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Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Gay Rights

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

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Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

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Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

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Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

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Where would canada be without nature? still here

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A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

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Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

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What do you call something that isn't funny? Serious

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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What do you call a mexican man working at a Taco Bell? A young man freshly out of high-school, who could not get into college because his family is sadly struck with poverty. He also has a baby on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection when having relations with his girlfriend while he was intoxicated. I wish him the best of luck!

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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