what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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What is pink, female and has two dicks? A mother with two sons, both called Richard.

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What's worse than eating a rotton fruit that makes you sick?? Getting raped by a giant jackalope and then being left for dead in the middle of nowhere and being found by an old pedophile whose van ran out of gas and then running away only to find some water but while you were drinking it you got grabbed and dragged under the water by an octopus who has wandered off many miles from its home and then dying because humans don't have gills

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whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

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That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

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What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

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What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

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Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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Take my wife- to the store.

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A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

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What happens when you breed a Siberian Tiger with a California Condor? Nothing. The tiger does eat the condor though and you are found out by a neighbor and charged with animal neglect, animal cruelty, and possession of two endangered species. You are fined $100,000 and go to jail for 5 years during which you are sodomized.

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

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why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

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A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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Chuck Norris Dies.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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