Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

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Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

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What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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Kelly Clarkson

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roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

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what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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