Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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A kid walks in to a bar. The bartender asks the boy where his parents are and he replies that he does not know. They call the police who proceed to try to contact the boy's parents. They have gone missing so the boy must go up for adoption. He gets adopted by an abusive family and runs away. Without a family, job, or money, he could not afford a house. He lived alone in a box until he died of starvation.

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What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

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What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

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Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

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I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

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I'll be back. Please use the door.

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A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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Waffles ate my grandma

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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Anti Joke

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