I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

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Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

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I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

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Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

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Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

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A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

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what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

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How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

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Your future.

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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