- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

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Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

Woman's rights.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

What does a man like. food.

Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

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