what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

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Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody, because first, pineapples are too small to fit in, and second, you would drown.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? So he can eat it.

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

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So this beautiful woman goes to see her doctor and says "Doctor i think i have a fever." the doctor replies "I think I've got just what you need. open your mouth." The woman opened her mouth and the doctor gave her some Advil "This should help your fever. that will be $300." in shock the woman said "these prices are to high."

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

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Iif your reading this ur gay

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Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

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What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

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How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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Death by kayak

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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