Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

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Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

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"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

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Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

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row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

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What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

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Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

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How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

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a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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Xbox One

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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what the hell happened to your face

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not reply as it is a horse and horses cannot speak. The bartender realises his stupid mistake and calls the farm the horse came from. The horse is taken back to the farm and fed some hay. The bartender carries on living his life and then dies of natural causes at a very old age.

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A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

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What do I hate? people

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Why are hurricanes named after women? I don't know I was asking you

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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Anti Joke

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