- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

Why was the anti joke funny? because it wasn't funny.

ADAM FANTUZZI SUCKS KIRANS BALL SACK

Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

Three french men are in the car wearing sombreros. They're trying to get to Disney World.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

the little boy got in a ice cream truck he cant sit down anymore

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Why does the chicken cross the road? 4

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why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

Q:What's the difference between a turtle and a cat? A: One's a turtle and the other is a cat....

Clyde: Hey John! :D John: Hey clyde! :D Clyde: :D! John: :D! Clyde: :D, :), :|, :(, D'X John: ? hey man, are you ok? Wtf is going on with you? Clyde: Man, it's not me... :'(... It's you... It's your... Your... John: My what? Clyde: YOUR FACE!!!! D'X

Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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