- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How old is your mom? Old.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

What did the mole say? Nothing

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

whats black and white and covered in blood Michael Jackson being stabbed

What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

What did the car do? CRASH!

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

Why were corners made? For crying.

ask me if im a house are you a house? no

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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