How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was just a young boy living in a quaint suburbial town, his family, 1 2 3 4 and 5 were all killed by 7. 7 then burned down their house while 6 ran away from the blazing inferno he used to call home. 6 was forced to live off the land in order to survive. 6 built a house using only mud and sticks and a little elbow grease. When 7 heard the news that 6 was still alive and well in the forest, 7 went into the woods, tracked down 6's home and again burned it down. When 6 came back from a day of fishing and a handfull of fish, he saw that his house was burned down. The fish then escaped from his hands, and flew away. 7 had left a note on the ground that said 7. 6 then recalled the first time 7 had killed his family and burned down house. 7 had now burned down two of 6's houses. That is why 6 is afraid of 7.

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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This one sucks!

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how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

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What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

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Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

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What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

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Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

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What happens when two jews meet in the bus ? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it's not worth telling a joke about that.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs go for christmas? Cancer

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

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MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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