2+2= 478

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

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A german walks into a London Pub. He turns to the man on his left and says, " Hallo Kolleginnen und dort bar Mäzen. Ich bin gespannt zu sehen, ob wir eine Beziehung herzustellen, wie ich gesucht Gespräch, als ich in der wunderbaren Kultur, die London zu bieten hat. Ist das in Ordnung mit dir? Heil Hitler"

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You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

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What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

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A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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MICHAEL

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

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Women's rights

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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