Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To make it home in time for Thanksgiving.

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Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

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Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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"MR PLATT!!!!!!" "Yeah?" "Telephone for you sir." "Oh, cheers Tony."

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A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Once cooked to a golden brown they are removed for human consumption.

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A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

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why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

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Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

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Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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There's a fair in a small town in Scotland. In this fair is a sheep judging contest. There are 3 sheep lined up for judging. The judge looks at the first sheep and says "Wow! This is the most beautiful sheep I've ever seen! This sheep just might win!" Then he proceeds to the second sheep. He says "This sheep is even more beautiful than the first! This sheep just might win!" Then he goes to the third sheep. He says "UGH! This is the ugliest most disgusting sheep I've ever seen! There is no way this sheep will win this contest!" And the sheep looks up at him and says, "You think I'm ugly? Well I'm not."

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Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

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