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Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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A dyslexic man walks into a building labeled, Bra. He then thinks he has found heaven but is suprised when all that is served is beer, not milk.

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What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

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that wall over there ->

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

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Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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Shit.

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A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

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If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

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What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

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There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

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A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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