What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

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What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

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Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

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Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

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Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

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DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

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A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

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What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

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What happen when a penguin walks into a bar? That is an almost impossible occasion. Penguins first of all waddle not walk and they only live in Antarctica and zoos, therefor they will not be able to enter one unless Antarctica becomes populated.

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Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

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how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

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Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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