Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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What did the squirrel say to the dog? "I have AIDS."

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Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

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So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

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so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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person 1:Dude, look at the news person 2:Yea man, its D ick Cheney person 1: what a d ick head

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

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why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

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Roses are red Violets are blue These two lines are overused I wonder to what poem they originally come from

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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