Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

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What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

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What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

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Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

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Knock, knock. Come in!

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What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

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Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

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how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

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Knock knock Who's There? My name is Jeff

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A man was having problems with his computer, so he called customer service. An Indian man, by the name of Muhammad picked up the phone. This came of no surprise to the man, because Muhammad is the most common name in the world. The man soon found and fixed the problem on his computer and hung up.

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How do Mexicans have sex? They get in bed, and the man puts his dick in his partner's vagina.

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

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WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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