Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

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Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

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Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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*knock knock "there's a door bell"

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

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Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

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What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

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What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

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The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

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A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

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Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

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A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

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What is a vampire's favourite dessert? Vampires aren't real.

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I began as a dreamer, then I became a visionary, then I saw my dream come true, until it shattered us all. Do you believe that perhaps, there are people out there, trying to stop the world from reaching a better age?

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Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

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Robert dupras dick size :3

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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