So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

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If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

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I like to thumb up my own jokes.

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How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

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What'sucks and white Jackson

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

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What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

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What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

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A disabled man walks into a bar.

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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