What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

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Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

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whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

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how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

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An atheist walks into a church

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Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

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Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped a KFC.

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead

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Why did the catholic priest get sent to jail? Tax evasion.

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Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

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What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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A mum and a dad were having guests round for dinner. The daughter overheard them arguing. Dad was calling mum a b*tch and mum was calling dad a b*stard. The daughter asked them what it meant and they just said, "oh, it just means ladies and gentlemen". Later, when mum was doing her makeup, she dropped it and said oh "sh*t". Daughter asked what it meant and mum replked "it's just another word for makeup". After that, dad dropped the turkey and said "oh, F*ck!" Daughter asked what it meant and he replied "its another word for cooking". When the guests arrived, the daughter answered the door, and said "hello b*tches and b*stards. Mums upstairs stuffing sh*t on her face and dads in the kitchen f*cking the turkey".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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