Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was just born and usually a baby cries when its born, if it dosent it usually means something is wrong, so the mother was happy to hear her baby cry.

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whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

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-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Cot death.

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Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

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A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

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why harry potter, if he was a wizard?

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knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

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You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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A man is about to rape a girl. Before penetration he carefully and correctly applies a condom as he practices safe sex and is not yet ready to father a child.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

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Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

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Baby Seal walks into a club.

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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deez nuts

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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