knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

Lil' Wayne

Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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