It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jimmy Tyler, your son Hi son *continues to open door

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

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chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

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Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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What's an Anti Joke?

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How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

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Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

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Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

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Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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