why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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Why did Hitler try to take over the world? Hitler wanted to spread the Nazi (National Socialism) idea, He also wanted to destroy the Jews(Christian and non-Christian) and many other groups of people using the prevailing scientific idea of the day eugenics and survival of the fittest

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

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Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

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roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

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...The new series of spinoff movies from the worlds most frightening franchise! Pretty Normal Activity: Doing the groceries *****-Did not scare me at all :D! Ballbusters movie rentals *****- The demon never showed up which made this the scariest movie ever! Could not sleep for months... Whatyumean there is nothing paranormal in this? Aww FU*beep*CK!! Sumgay Inthestreet Journal *****-Pissed myself just from hearing the title got a stroke and almost died!, was it another Paranormal movie you said? Most overhyped comment we could find. Goddamn exaggerated movie reviews that fooled me into buying the original and expect something actually scary :(

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Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

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A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? *gunshot*

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Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber where walking in New York . They both get ice cream... then bieber gets hit by a bus.

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Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

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Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

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The Christian Bible.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

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Test

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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What do you call a bear. Rob.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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