yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

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What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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Loner.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

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what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

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How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

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So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

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Dont read this joke

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How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

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Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

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What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

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What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

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What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

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Why did the man order a mail order Asian bride? Because he was caucasian which meant females of his race had unrealistically high expectations of a partner due to various materialistic overtones that are constantly portrayed in their medie creating a society of over entitled women who think they are owed the earth.

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

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Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

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Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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