Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

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What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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kcid gib a evah uoy neht sdrawkcab siht daer nac uoy fi

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What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

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What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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why am i a dick head. because my gcse's spelt fudge and i dont like fudge so i project my anger into boss things

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

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How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

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Mitt Romney for president.

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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Yo mama so fat she died

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Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

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What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

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why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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