What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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For every person with a broken heart, there is another person out there with a stapler <3 And that person really needs to staple their math papers together so they can turn them in.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

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one morning i turned on my tv

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Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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It's all Taggart

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What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

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Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

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What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

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Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

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a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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That's unfortunate.

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whats purple and brown lucozade sport

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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