what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

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If Mormonism is true, and Mitt Romney becomes a god, what will that make him? Romniopotent.

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As a wise man once told me... "natives."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I lied, it was a goat.

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Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

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Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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If i open this door you can go trough it

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

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How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck, If a wood chuck could chuck wood? A full study has never been commissioned into the amount of wood chucked by a groundhog and thus far remains an unknown quantity. ls

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A women's opinion.

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okay so one time my dog was eating an octopus tail and i was all like...Bro! octopus are our friends dont eat them! then he was all like okay...so later i saw my goldfish eating a blue kangaroo and i was all like bro blue kangaroos are our friends dont eat them and she was all like okay.. so then i saw my sandwich eating itself and i was like bro...let me eat you instead! and it was like okay. then i saw a bear eating you so i was like bro....thats all i said before it ate both of us :( and thats the story of why i have 6 toes on my left buttcheek

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Roses are red Violets are blue Polytetrafluoroethylene is a synthetic fluoropolymer of tetrafluoroethylene that has numerous applications

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Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

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To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

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