Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

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Ass

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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BTW ANders she is gone, read below, seriously! And your mother is ugly, but she is so kind to me, so ill be nice to her too... Seducing a LONE WIDOW ME 32 years she... 180 and always blushing around me? Thats gonna be hard... No seriously, I kissed her on the cheek the other day, she moaned... And she aint that old... looks like a old 40 year old. ANDERS! AAAANDEERS! CHATTERTON!!! Anyway, tell your mom, that way Ill just need to enter, kill you, and you know... make her feel like she is ... 77 again? Nah she is ahornbag so she must be younger, wont kiss her on those lips though ANDERSSSss because she smokes, the others? Sure, Ill take a pic of her squirting! From the guy that taught you how to make any woman squirt... YOu fucking asshole!

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

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ring around the rosie ... your dead

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what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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It's okay, I got the yogurt.

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whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

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What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

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Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

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What happens when a right turn is finally made in NASCAR? The driver has successfully changed his tires and has been refueled, now he is pulling out of pit lane.

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What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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