What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

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"Ask me if I am a Lemon?" "Are you a Lemon?" "Yes, ask me if I'm an Orange" "No, I'm a Lemon."

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It’s dead.

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a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

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Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

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If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

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joe diragi whacks off his dog

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Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

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If you have a green ball in your left hand and a green ball your right hand, what do you have? Kermit the Frog's undivided attention

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what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

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Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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