what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

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How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

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Your big dick.

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I am a nigger.

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What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

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What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

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What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

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A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

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A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

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What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

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What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

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Why are pineapples yellow? 82, piano, bomb, lamp!

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[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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Whats black and red inside? A black guy

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What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

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What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

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