how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

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What happened when a myriad people decided to partake in a large party while staying in a small room? They managed to make a compromise. The party got split into two groups: 50% of the original total in each casual confinement. In the end, everybody had a great time and nobody got hurt.

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clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

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Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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Spinabifita

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A zookeeper, a shoemaker, and a guy named Billy Jones walks into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we closed". So they left.

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Why did the pirate fall off his ship? He got pushed off by another pirate

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

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How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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what is racecar backwards in reverse

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Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

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What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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