A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

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What is the first thing you should do when a person is choking? Make sure the person is choking How can you tell if a person is choking? If he's going like this: aaghh gaghhg agghhh gaghhhhh ghghaghghgh

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Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

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Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

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COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

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Where to, sir? Forward.

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The WNBA

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

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why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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A moose walks into a store and asks the lady where the potatoes are. She says "isle five". he walks to isle five and there were no potatoes

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Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

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So. The gays. ...

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You

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what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

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What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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