Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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so a baby seal walks into a club...

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A Pakistani news reader.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

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Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

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Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

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What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

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Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

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What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

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So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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We found a cure for cancer. Death

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

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Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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