knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

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What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

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A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

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How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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What's 9 +10 19

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

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What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

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What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

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Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

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What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

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Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

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Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson is dead....

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

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Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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