How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

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An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

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A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

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Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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Why are butt pirates butt pirates? Because they just ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FRUITS

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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women's rights.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; *knock knock*, Who's There? Not Sally.

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Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

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Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

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Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

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mommy, mommy, the ice cream man is coming can i have a dollar? sure sweetie. YAY! Goes up to ice cream truck, ice cream man asks what would you like little boy, would you like chocolate, vanilla, str.... Ice cream man steals small boy.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

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I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

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What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

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how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

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how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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