whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

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What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

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A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

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What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

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A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

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Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

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Hey, Max!!

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Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

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Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

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1,2,3,4,5... 6.

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Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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Mike tyson

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gabbi nunez ;)

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Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She didn't pass her driving test.

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Anti Joke

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