Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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An Irish man walks out of a bra.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

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knock knock who's there? hope

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Get up Look in the mirror

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

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I'm rick james bitch

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What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

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Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers

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A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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You see how lame this is?

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Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

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One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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