How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

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What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

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What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

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What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

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George W. Bush

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What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

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What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

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Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

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There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

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Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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An enormous black man wearing a durag walks into a bar. Due to the diverse and friendly comminuty he lives in, nobody judges him on his race, ethnicity, or culture. He goes on to pursue his career in business and gets a Masters Degree in Business Administration. He get's a job as an IT Director for a very successful business and he marries a well educated woman. They have 2 kids, but one of them is diagnosed with "Ondine's Curse" and dies in it's sleep. Distressed, and mourning the death of his newborn son, he seeks help from his parents. Regardless of his parents comforting and loving attitude towards him, he goes into the inner city smoking and selling illegal drugs like crack. He even got into cocaine and marjuana. 4 and a half years later, he was about to attempt suicide, when he saw his only living son, whom he loved with all his heart, walk into the room with his teddybear. He just looked at him, and he looked back. Suddenly, the father started crying. Flashbacks started playing though his mind of his happy life he was steadily pursuing. "why me?" He constantly thought to himself. What did he do to deserve this? 7 years in the future. The father was diagnosed with terminal cancer. Right before his death, he asked to talk to his son. "Son, listen to me. Never try to comtemplate the world we live in, it's too spontaneous and insane to understand. This world can either give you bliss or depression. Nothing inbetween. And most people who make there way up to the top eventually will fall. What goes up must come down. Ha... I never thought I'd be talking to me own son giving him a silly lecture in a deathbed. But just look at me..."the father gets very muddled and disoriented* "...Son. They say most of us have a good reason to live. Well don't most of us have a good reason to die too?" Malik Cartwright died on March 22, 1999. His son went on to legally change his middle name to "Leek", after his father's nickname. He went on to get the same Master's Degree that his father received, and had kids of his own. The whereabouts of the mother are unknown.

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why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

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How do you call two black men on the moon? Astronauts.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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