Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

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How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

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I'm hungry.

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why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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Guess what. Chicken butt.

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Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

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Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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Everybody love food when they are hungry

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why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

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What's brown, liquid and bad for your health in large doses? Did you guess: Coca Cola? Soda? Beer? Pepsi? Wrong. It's beer. Did this Anti-joke sound pretentious? Don't worry, you're not the only one.

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

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What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

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What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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