A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

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Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

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why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

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The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

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Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog. Instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Your mom is so old, I am surprised she can still own a house and function on her own.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

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Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

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Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

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How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

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