Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

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Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

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Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

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What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

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How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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hahah i just thought of a funny joke!!!!!!

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almost as accidental as your spelling im afraid

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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

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A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

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a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

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why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

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Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

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Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

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A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

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