Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

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women's rights.

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

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What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

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Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

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Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

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A little boy walks up to his father and asks his father to explain the birds and bees. The father then proceeds to rape the little boy.

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What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

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Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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What is worse than getting a 30% on a test? Getting a 29% on a test.

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

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how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

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why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

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What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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