Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

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A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

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Why was the Irish Cop happy to see the Mexican family killed in a accident? Because the Lopez family were a family known for generosity and selflessness. It came as no surprise to anyone who knew Steven Lopez and his beloved family that they were all organ donors and not only that but Shelly Lopez, Steven's oldest daughter had blood type O negative (the universal donor). Officer McO'Brianiganly's wife is dying in the hospital in need of a kidney transplant, doctors have given her just weeks to live. Now, thanks to unfortunate events for la familia Lopez., Officer McO'Brianiganly and his wife can live a long happy life together, just as they always imagined.

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I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

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How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

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Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

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obama

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What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

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FUS RO DAH!!!

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

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Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

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