Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

Can yas all stfu SBBBBBBBBBSBSBSBSBSSBBSBSSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBBBBBB

patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

Roses are red Violets are blue this doesn't rhyme i like trains.

K.

Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

Wy did the chicken?

it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

2 guys walk into a bar, a third guy carefully ducks under it

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

why dont they make black forks

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

Q: What is, in full, Donald Trump's speech to the Republican National Convention? A: This. I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! Trump tromp troomp trimp treemp tramp trump trump trump!

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

William wright is Gay

what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

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