- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

What's white and gluey Glue

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

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