what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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Q. What did the atheist ask the pregnant woman? A. You gonna eat that?

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Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

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What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

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what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

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What's worse than a dead baby? The corpse is chopped into little pieces And is put in a blender. Worse than that? An alive baby stuffed into a blender. Worse than that? Hellen Keller put into a blender. Worse than that? The holocaust.

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It followed a trail of bird feed that was strewn across the street.

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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My name is actually Nero by the way, or Neron, which means black, have you ever played Mortal Kombat? There is a character there Named Erron Black, which is a total pun on that, there is also a character named Boraicho which drinks constantly while Borracho means drunkard in Spanish so yeah, Erron Black is simply an anagram for Nero Black, or rather Neron Black... Anyway, now that we got your brain nice and confused, I can increase the effect with OVER NINE THOUSAND! So your pictures "remastered" on photoshop or something?

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are you saying pam, or pan?

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

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Women rights..

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

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you...

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

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What number is funnier than 23? 24.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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