how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

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am i invited to party? no

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Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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i lyk 2 eet pup

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What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

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You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

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A guy walks into a bar

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

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What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

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What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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