My children are huge mistakes.

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A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

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Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

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What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

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what is big and white? the moon

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Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. One cow looks round a bit, eats some grass and then wanders off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

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Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

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Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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theres a fat guy

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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david poredos

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A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

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