Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

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womens rights

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

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Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

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whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

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Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

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yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

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What is a man? A misserable little pile of shi... Moral: What is a man?

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What did Edward Cullen say to the hot girl? Since I am a vampire it is impossible for me to get an erection.

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A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for water. The bartender asks,"How would you like to pay?" And do you know what he said? "Charge it to the game."

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

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Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

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Whats worse than a fly in your soup? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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