solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

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What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

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So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

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What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is very bad looking

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

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What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

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yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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Knock Knock Who's There? God God who.....wait REALLY? No Dave, this is a hallucination, and your peeing right now.

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

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What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

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Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

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Snarf Nuggets

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What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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