Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

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A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

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Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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when do you go to heaven? Never

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Women can vote? wtf

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What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

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Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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watashi no namae wa ramune desu

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Q:What does a black guy say when you steal his fried chicken right in front of him? A:"please restrain from taking food that does not belong to you. If you had kindly asked i would have kindly given you some, and right in front of me too! In all my life I've never seen such rudeness and i grew up in the Bronx."

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You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

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Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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a show horse jumps over a bar

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Why did the car stop? There was a fridge in the road

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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