- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

why did jimmy stop eating his breakfast two Penn state officials knocked at the door

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

brock has small hands for a small job

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Why did the elephant paint its toenails red? So it could hide in a cherry tree. Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? No.... See, it works!

Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

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