A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

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I had a friend named Joshua, he died of AIDs, cancer, and several other diseases.

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A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

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A little girl was curious about where people come from so she asked a very controversial question. Girl goes up to her mother and ask "Mommy, where do babies come from?" Mother replies "Ask daddy." Girl says "Daddy, where do babies come from?" Father replies "Ask the dog." Girl then goes up to her dog and says "Doggy, where do babies come from?" The dog doesn't reply because it's a dog.

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Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

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Whats the difference between a brick and a Jew? One you throw it at the postmans head, the other is just a brick

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

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How do you know when you're on a Jewish golf course? The players don't yell 'FORE' they yell '$3.99!' @Obsequiously

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

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A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

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How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

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Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

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What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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