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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

A cowboy walks in to a bar and says to the guy behind the counter "Can I have a glass of water?". The bar tender shot a gun and missed the cowboy by an inch. The cowboy said thanks. Why? Because the cowboy had the hiccups

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

2 women were sitting quietly

Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

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