What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

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:(Sneeze) :Bless You :Thank You! :Mention it :Thank You!

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

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Ben Corbishley

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What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

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whats funnier than 24? 25

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i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

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Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

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If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

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