What did the cat say to the elephant? Meow.

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why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

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Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

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The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

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What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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It is true that Trump will make America great again.

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

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A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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BOOBALANBOO

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Your mama is so fat. Just look at her.

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whats purple and brown lucozade sport

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Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

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interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

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It's your mother, open the door.

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yo mamas like a spider always getting wrapped up in her own cu*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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