A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

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Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

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What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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Homosexuals are gay.

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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How is an orange like an airplane? They both have wings except an orange doesn't have wings

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

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Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

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So this blond chick walks into a bar, and orders a drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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