how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

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What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

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Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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Your mom was so stupid that she went back to school and now she is graduated with a degree.

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What's worse than falling off your bike? Getting hit by a truck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

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how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

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What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

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No antijoke here.

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Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

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A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

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What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

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raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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Why did the girl cross the road ? Because i was following her.

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How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

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Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

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How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

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