What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

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Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

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What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

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What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

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Why is the ground wet It rained

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Do you know what's the difference between a bicycle and a black man? A bicycle is an object and a black man is a human being.

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Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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