Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

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Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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Do you know what color comes after 9?

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Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

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Chicken penis.

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Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

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what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

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A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

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. . I am a whale

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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race-car = rac-ecar

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

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