- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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