- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart... but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.

Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

Communism is very bad........well........look at China's economy

She said no

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

poopy is poopy

Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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