How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

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When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

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Why does life suck? Because it does

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My mom.

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hey.

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That's Racist

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

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why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

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What comes after 23? 24.

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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WARNING!: THIS JOKE MAY BE OFFENSIVE::: three mexicans wanted to cross the united states borders when they were greeted by a border guard with a gun. the guard tells the three mexicans that if they wanted to pass the border, they will have to do as he says, to which the 3 of them agrees. the guard tells them to go gather a pair of fruits, so like that each of them went their own way to go get some fruits. the first mexican came back with a pair of apples. The guard orders him to stick both of them up his ass and if he makes a sound, the guard will kill him. The mexican obeys and sticks the apple halfway when he screamed. the guard killed him. The second mexican came back with a pair of cherries. The guard ordered the same thing and told him the same thing. the second mexican made 1 cherry and a half when he giggled. So he died also. when he got to heaven, he meets the first mexican. to which the 1st mexican asks, "why did you laugh? that was so easy!" and the 2nd mexican responded, "i giggled because i saw the third mexican coming with a pair of water melons."

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What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

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