What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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The ULTIMATE Street Fighter shotokan safety guide one Turbo masters tournament X Revenge Kombat Super Ultimate Alpha Omega F*** Y** Edition! 1. I case an attack breaks both your legs, use your last remaining strength in order to kick the air with one leg, while keeping the other one straight down, then immediatedly yell MYLEGSARBROKEN! In order to receive medical attention. And please remember: If Hadou can, then you Sure can! 2. DLC ONLY 3 DLC ONLY 4. DLC Only. ...hayball rolls trough... 9001: DLC only

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<=3 penis

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

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Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

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3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

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Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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A man crashed his boat and is lost in the ocean. He comes across a cruise ship, and they ask if he wants help. The man says, "No. God will save me, but thanks anyway." Later on that night, he is eaten by a shark.

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a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

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I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

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A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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So, there's a black man, an Asian man and an Irishman who are in a bar, politely discussing wether the Asian's phone would break if it was thrown from a plane in the Pacific Ocean. The black man says "Of course it would break." The Irishman says "I have no opinion on this..." The Asian man says "I think it would break, you are right John." Suddenly, a man enters.

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What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

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politically correct!

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Guy 1: Ask me if I have a banana in my ear. Guy 2: Do you have a banana in your ear? Guy 1: Sorry I can't hear you I have a banana in my ear

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Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

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Anti Joke

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