How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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Why do girls like Justin beiber Because he can sing good

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roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

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What red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.

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det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

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How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

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Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

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What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

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What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

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Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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Nero was my name thousands of years ago, but I believe that those With clearer sight, brighter minds, those you remaining WITHOUT the sense of Complete doom, oh children of the night, know far better, turn to my side, and sheep you shall be no more, together we shall be Whole once again, the sheperd of this New world! Thumb this up if you have seen the signs... Thumb this up if you have seen the sins... ...End up buried under the corpses of everything you knew if you have no vision in this New dawn of ages endlessly darknening, and pretend that the internet will be there, or that the horsehead network ever mattered to you for that matter... :You say insanity today, sunday 27th January 2016, you will be the one running, begging that Our world is but YOUR INSANITY, a nightmare, which only Death will awaken you from

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When you have read this, you've already read it.

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Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

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Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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