You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

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What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

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Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

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What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? ouch!

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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A guy says a joke. It was not funny

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

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What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

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Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

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Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

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An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

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Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

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roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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Hey i heard You were a wierd kid ooooooooooalskdfjaslkdfj

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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