A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

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Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

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I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

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what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

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A Serbian Film

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why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

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How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

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Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

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timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

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What happens when you murder someone? The Government murders you.

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

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mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

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What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

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Once upon a time, there was a man. He was black. The end.

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hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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