- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

Your mother is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror she feels bad about her appearance.

What made Qtip's so dangerous? Q-tip's music

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Two muffins are in an oven, and one muffin says to the other "It sure is getting hot in here". the other muffin says "holy crap, a talking muffin."

There was an american man on the way to work.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

What is better than a cat? Nothing

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

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