What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

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Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

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What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

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How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

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Steven hawkings shook my hand

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Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

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What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink The bartenders says no, because she is a woman, and he is a sexist Women are still not equally treated in this world

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