- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

How do you get a black man out of his house? you ring the doorbell.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

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