If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

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girls basketball

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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mitt romney

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Rebecca Black.

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What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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homosexuals are gay

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your so ugly, im going to kill you! Just kidding.......... Violets are purple. -Harrison

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How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

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why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

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What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

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why did the chicken cross the road.

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

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Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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