Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

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An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Multiple Personalities So do I Me to Don't forget about me!

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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diarrhea, diarrhea, duh duh diarrhea, I flush someone down the potty with my diarrhea Duh, duh diarrhea I want to marry my diarrhea duh duh diarrhea. Written by Niggalyncha666

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How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

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JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

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What is a refrigerator and white all over? A refrigerator

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

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Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

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Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

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A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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