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-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

What do you call a Jewish police officer? It depends on if you are Mel Gibson or not.

How do you divide 3426 by 78.6? With a calculator

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

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