After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

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1.Roses Are Gray, Violets Are Gray. I Am A Dog. Can I Eat Your Leg? 2.What Did The Sandwiches Say To The Grilled Cheese? Nothing. Sandwiches Can't Talk Due to The Lack Of Organs.

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poop nuff said

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

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Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What's the best way to get gum out of your hair? Cancer

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A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

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[INSERT ANTIJOKE HERE]

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Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

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Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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