Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

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Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

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Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

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knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

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What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

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why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

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A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

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what is brown and sticky? a stick

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You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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