Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

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I always wanted to know what the future will hold in the decades to come... Until I realized the idiotness of my own thought for it is nigh impossible for us humans to see the future... Except... That the ancient Mayan civilization prophesized the end of the universe, which I did take into consideration as I slowly nibbled my way through the waffle cone till I had realized that I had reached the paper surrounding the cone and immediately spat it out for it leaves a fowl taste In my mouth, then continued eating my ice cream as I pondered the future and the anti-climatic ending of this anti-joke.

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Do you want icecream, Björn?

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whats red and falls from a tree an apple

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What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

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What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

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Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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Kenny died. The Bastards.

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if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

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Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

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Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

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