A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

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What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

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Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

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Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

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A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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one of the idiot

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What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

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How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

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A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

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that wall over there ->

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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