What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

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Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

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What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

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Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

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Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

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What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

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Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

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A mushroom walked into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom said, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender said, "Exactly. It's a health hazard. I already have two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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cancer

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Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

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What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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