- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

How do you get a tower to move? Hit it with a plane.

Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

Have you seen Stevie Wonder lately? No? Neither has he.

How do you know when a Frenchman has been near your house? You don't, really, unless you were there to see him or if one of your neighbours saw him. I wouldn't worry about it, really.

How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

what do you get if you take the head off a duck and a monkey, and swap them over to the other bodies. 2 dead animals and quite alot of mess

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

here kitty kitty

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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