guess what? bannanas

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(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

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How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

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Oh, right

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dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

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Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

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A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

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Why did the bird fall down? It got shot.

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There was a little boy (Jewish edition) Saten: Look father, my silk vestments make me look so much more fabulous than you! Gad: Oh! Hawt sweetie! But not as pretty as my dress... Err I mean "silks"... Anyway you are no longer my son! Which means we can do you know what ;) Saten: Hmpf! I am feel disappoint in of your dress! Gad: ITS SILKS! just *basically* a dress... Oh my gawd! You refuse to give it to your "daddy" ;) You are losar ant not gonna get to hang around this club anymore! Saten: OMFG you are so enrage! You are liek not classy or flamboyant at all anymore, sorry pimp "daddy" :/ Imma leavin! And btw Adam my secret lover has such a bigger wienersnitzel anyways, and he is totally eating my fruits if you know what I mean ;) Gad: Oh me so jelez I am completelay going to panish him! I am throwing him out of Paradise and he will only be abley to get children with women now, lulz I am liek so evel. Saten: OMG WEMEN! UR LIEK ZO EVEL! What u goin to do next huh? Forbid Sodomy? Omg tat would be so mean :(... Moral: "NEVER WEAR A FINER SILKS THAN GAD!"...Well, it starts with two flamboyant faggots fighting over who has the "prettiest silk vestments" (basically dresses)... The rest kinda kinda figures.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree?" "Because it was dead?" "No. Becaus it was stapled to the squirrel.

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why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

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Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

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