The joke below was so funny I forgot to laugh.

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

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What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

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A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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Womens rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

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A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

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why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

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Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

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A Russian who dosen't like vodka

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What do you call a mexican running out of a bank? A man running late to pick up his kids.

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Q. How did the little girl fall of the swing? A.She got hit by a fridge

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Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

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Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

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John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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How do you stop a bus ? Put 3 small children in front of it Whats sad about 3 children who died in a bus crash ? They were my kids. How do you know if you're blind ? You run in to a wall

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