Two ducks are in a bathtub. One duck says, "Hey, pass me the soap." The other duck says, "What do I look like, a type writer?"

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

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what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

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Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

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The situation... Two black men are skiing down the Sahara. The Question... How much syrup does it take to kill a life-guard. The answer... The sunglasses because he never be a porcupine.

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Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

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Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

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Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

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Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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