What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

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Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

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What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

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a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

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You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

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HURT

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

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it smells like up dog in here. whats that?

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Q. What's a pirate's favorite type of movie? A. It depends on the individual pirate, although most modern-day pirates are from third world countries like Somalia and so are too poor to be able to watch many movies. Classical pirates like those depicted in Treasure Island or Pirates of the Carribean are, of course, from a period of history before movies had been invented, so couldn't possibly have had a favorite.

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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Do you know what my favorite rhetorical question is?

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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What is red and green, red and green, red and green? A frog in a blender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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