wanna hear a joke? no

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

go up to some one and say "i told you it would happen" with a straight face and walk away. it should cause a LOT of confusion.

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

anne hatthaway

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Holy Tulip Answer- Sexy Mofo

there was once a jew

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

Beka has AIDS

What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

Hello I'm a fat kid

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