Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

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What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

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Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

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How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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bacon

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

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a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

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How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

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Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

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What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

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Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

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spell backwards: taco cat

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