Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

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Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

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Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

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Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

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Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

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What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

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Drunk irish man

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What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple whilst you're in a bar after finding out you have cancer when you visited your families grave? Having a refrigerator thrown at you by an aids infected monkey with no arms or legs.

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How do you get a tower to move? Hit it with a plane.

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A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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