What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

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Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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Black people are innocent.

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Knock Knock who's there docter docter who??? YOU JUST SAID IT DUMBO!!!!!! lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol

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jack shine has boobs

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Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

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Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

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GONNA

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Justin Beiber

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How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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Your mother is a man.

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A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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Chuck norris

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

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Doctor, Doctor. I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your problems. You've got AIDS.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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