why did the boy cry because i punched him so hard in the face he shit out his teeth for the next three weeks

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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Why doesn't it rain on Sundays? It does.

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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Why did the homeless man not get any ice cream from the store? Because he was not very bright and didn't try in school. Therefore he couldn't find a job or get his job back at the janitor at Go-Mart. This proves that not doing your school work correct can really effect your future. Plus they was sold out of chocolate.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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In your case, maybe because it is time to stop thinking so much, and begin living life, if the world cannot appreciate a wise man such as yourself, maybe that man should stop being wise, and begin being happy.

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

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A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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Is Carly smart? No.

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im watching you..

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

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Anti Joke

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