Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"*heavy breath, heavy breath*

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

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Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

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The black man leaves the strip club.

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Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

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Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

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A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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what's shaped like a tree? a tree

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Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

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Wanna hear an inside joke? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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