What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

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PSN IS UP

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

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My nieghbor is blonde, but she doesnt like corn dogs or anything of that sort because her boyfriend is mexican. Mexcans are banned from eating corn dogs because they illegally crossed the border. Her dog wieghs about 8.9485763 pounds. Her nieghbor also protests corndogs because she cant fit throught her customized door which was 39 feet long. Why was six afraid of seven? because that lady is 700 pounds.

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What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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How do you make friends with a squrriel? Trust me, don't.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

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It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

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A blonde girl is lying dead on the floor with a potato peeler in her hand, what killed her? Substance abuse and loneliness.

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Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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