How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

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Creationism.

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Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kuo-n7Du0

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What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

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'A blonde', 'a brunette', and 'a redhead' are ways of referring to women who have hair of a certain color.

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So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

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Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

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Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

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Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

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Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

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Two Naked men jump off a cliff. Three months later, an entire pack of Cub Scouts were enrolled in group therapy. It's ongoing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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