How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

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What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

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roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

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What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

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What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

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Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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A black man is driving a nice car when he's suddenly pulled over by the police. "Do you know why I pulled you over?" asks the cop. "No officer" replies the black man. "You have a taillight out. However I'm going to just let you off with a warning because you seem like an upstanding citizen. Have a nice day."

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Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

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What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

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What colour are blackberries? Purple.

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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