Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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thre guys walk into a bar then goes to sit at a booth and the three guys have to go to the bathroom so they ask a waiter to safe they booth while they go to the bathroom 30 min later and they are still not back so the waiter goes by the door and one guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing" and the guy says " blowing bubbles " then goes and sit down " then the second guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing " and the guy says " blowing bubbles" and goes and sits down then the last guy come out and the waiter says " let me guess blowing bubble " the guy says back "no i am bubbles "

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Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

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A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

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Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

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Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

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Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

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Justin beiber..

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Ubisoft presents a game by ubisoft

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Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

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Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

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whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

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I have a black guy on my family tree. He's my cousin.

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