Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

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Thank you so much Nero, I have read it and I am crying because I am happy, at first I was worried because I have never cried out of happiness before. But its over. Nero, you underestimate yourself a lot, promise me we will work with that together, sometimes you almost convince me you are as inferior as you say, but then you get out of your shell of doubt your past has caused in you (its not you when you doubt yourself its what they put in you), you are always there when people need you, teach me hypnosis someday and let me remove that part of you which does not allow you to believe in yourself. Dont reply Nero, calm down and sleep, I feel you are allright, I just know.

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What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

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A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

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Guess what? You guessed it.

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Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

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whats annoying and black? black people

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whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

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