what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

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Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

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whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

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4 hours later.

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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star wars kid

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women's rights.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

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A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

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I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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What's brown and sticky? Anal rape

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Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

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Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

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A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

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