why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was shot. why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one. why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought they were playing a game. why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? it thought it was a koala. why'd the man fall of his bike? it was hit by 3 koala's and a refrigerator.

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why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

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Why did Cam newton win the heisman? Wait Cam Newton won the heisman?

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

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Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

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What did the mexican get for his brthday? A potatoe

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

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Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

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Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

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Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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Customer: "I can't turn my computer on." Phone support: "Do you have power?" Customer: "Yes." Phone support: "Do you have fingers?" Customer: "No."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

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Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

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