How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

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What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

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yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

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What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

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What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

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A horse cantered into a bar.

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What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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A Black Man Walks Into A Club.

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

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What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

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What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

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Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

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What's red, black, and blue all over? A canvas with red, black, and blue paint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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