What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

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How did the man die? He was killed alive.

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what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

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What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

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holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

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On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

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the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

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A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

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What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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A white man on his way to happens to sit next to a black man the following conversation involves a democrat and a repuplican arguing about obama's current presidentcy and the wallstreet journal the two do not agree on both sujects and part ways...the white man is later brutally murdered in his own house infront of white and children in an unrelated incident. We should all help to stop violence in our local nieghborhoods.

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

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Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

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