- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

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Gestapo.

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What african eat for christmas Sand.

YA MAM, is a very nice person

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

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