Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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Emily Walker.

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What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

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what do u call a black man a black man

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What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him, "Would you like a drink?". The horse cannot understand english and is confused by its surroundings. The horse gallops out of the bar knocking over a few stools

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

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Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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What happened to the Atheist when he died? No one knows because there's no proof God does or does not exist and the only way to find out is to die.

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What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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