How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

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no

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koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

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Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

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a man about 65 years old is tired with his life. he begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. whil on his way to commit suicide, he comes across a man with a magicul offer. the magical man is offering to grant him the power to fly. although, the magical man wants something in return. the 65 year old man, says to himself, "i have nothing to lose". so he gives the magical man all his money and possesions he has with him. with a flick of his wrist, the magical man says, "ok, you have now been granted the power to fly". the 65 year old man, overjoyed of how he has the ability to fly runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. too bad the magical man was really male prostitute broke out of money and tricked the 65 year old man into beleiving that he had magical powers to grant him the power to fly. the 65 yeard old man died from impact and the male prostitute walked away with a wallet full of money.

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Sarah Palin

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A man walks into a bar gets hurt and falls over

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Piss

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

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The horse's name was Friday

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How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

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What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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The white guy did it!

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Anti Joke

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