Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

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Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

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How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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Once upon a time there was a kid he was happy The End

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Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

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what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

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Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

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What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit

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Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

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What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

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Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

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you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

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My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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