How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

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What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

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Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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Whats worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Noticing the apple is oversized and finding half of a dead baby.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

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Whats blue and smells like grass? Boise States football field

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

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Send "What Makes You Beautiful" Ringtone to your CellShowHideSong Notes - Go behind the words! You're insecure, don't know what for You're turning heads when you walk through the do-o-or Don't need make-up - to cover up Being the way that you are is eno-o-ough Everyone else in the room can see it Everyone else but you Baby you light up my world like nobody else The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed the way you smile at the ground, it ain't hard to tell You don't know Oh oh You don't know you're beautiful! If only you saw what I could see you'd understand why I want you so desperatley Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe You don't know Oh oh You don't know you're beautiful! Read more: ONE DIRECTION - WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL LYRICS http://www.metrolyrics.com/what-makes-you-beautiful-lyrics-one-direction.html#ixzz1sJdk3KHD Copied from MetroLyrics.com

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What do you call a blonde with one leg? Heather Mills

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There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

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"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

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A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

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whats uglyand cry , and screams mommy ... you after i bitch slap you

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What does the latin maid does when I tell har to clean behind the couch? Nothing, she doesn't speak English.

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I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

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How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

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Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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