Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

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what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

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An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

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women's rights

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There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

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why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

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Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

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the cow goes moo

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Whats the difference between a lamp and Morgan Freeman? Alot

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How do you get a black man to run? Ask him how his day has been, catch up on some memories of your time at school together, then challenge him to a foot race.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

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This post contains NOTHING.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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