What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

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whats round red and taste like candy? such a thing doesn't exist

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

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once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

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what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

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a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

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Two english guys meet at work

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A man was having problems with his computer, so he called customer service. An Indian man, by the name of Muhammad picked up the phone. This came of no surprise to the man, because Muhammad is the most common name in the world. The man soon found and fixed the problem on his computer and hung up.

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How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

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How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

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Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

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What do you call a man with no body, just a nose? Nobody Knows.

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What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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Whats brown a sticky, shit

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mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

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A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink The bartenders says no, because she is a woman, and he is a sexist Women are still not equally treated in this world

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How many dislikes can this get?

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Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

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Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

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mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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