Poker face

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Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

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You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

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Why can't you fly? Because Chuck Norris said so.

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Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

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How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

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what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

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hello juliano and guss. having fun?

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There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

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Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

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Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

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what is big and white? Your Mom

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

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how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Interrupting Pessimist. Interrupting Pessi- Slavery.

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Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

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Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

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what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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