What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

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What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

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Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

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What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Knock knock. Who's there You are.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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What happens if you fell off a 600 foot cliff? You die.

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

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How many unicorns does it take to change a lightbulb? Unicorns do not use lightbulbs, their technology (magic) is way too advanced to waste fossil fuels and pollute the air. Also, you can't change a lightbulb with hooves. ;)

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I love you very much.

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What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

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What's the difference between a duck? A toothbrush, because a car only has four doors!

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What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

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Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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