- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last night I came home to find my entire family murdered....

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

Get on your knees Ho

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

How did the mexican get into the United States of America? Legally.

knock knock go away ok

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

So this guy's taking a hooker back to a hotel room, right? The woman turns out to be a federal agent investigating prostitution in inner-city inviornments, and the man is promptly arrested. He is now subject to a large fine and 90 days in a county jail.

Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

why did phil ruin the patio furniture? because he wasnt familiar with the grammar technique used

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

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