Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

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Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

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Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

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There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

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Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

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(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

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why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

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A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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what is orange? an orange

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "It sure is hot in here." The other muffin says "Holy shit a talking muffin

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yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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A king's son's birthday was coming up and the king asked,"Son i'm the king. You can have anything you want." And the son said,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." For his birthday he got a rollar coster, a pizzaria, a new car, and of corse, some purple ping pong balls. The next year the king asked,"Son, i'm the king, you can have anything you want." and the son said,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." And for his birthday he got a manchin, an iphone, a water park, and of corse some purple ping pong balls. One day, the prince was driving in his car and was in a terrible car accadent. On his death bed, his father asked him one final question,"Son, why did you want all of those purple ping pong balls?" And the son answered,"Well, i wanted all of them because-" and then he died.

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Where's my baby??

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