What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

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Your Mom

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What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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where does a person with one leg work? anywere

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Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

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willie revilame

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

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What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

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a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

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Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS

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How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

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womens rights

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

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What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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