Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

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What happens when you read every anti-joke on anti-joke? You spend a lot of time in front of a screen. This means you should have a 10-15 minute break, so that your sinuses can rest and you don't develop a headache.

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

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Latvia isn't a joke

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How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

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Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

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once upon a time, it snowed

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

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Your mom is so stupid, she thought the square root of pie was 3.14156

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why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

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a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

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Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

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What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

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How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

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So a mouse walks into a bar....the bartender immediatly kills it because he doesn't want another C rating by the sanitation department.

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What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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