What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

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Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

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A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

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knock knock who's there? the chicken i just crossed the road to offer you this token of appreciation for helping me screw in a lightbulb

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all hail based mark

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Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause he couldn't afford to pay the gas bill.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

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A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

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So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

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Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

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Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

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Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

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Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

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What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

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What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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