Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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Dancing Potatoe!

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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HEY EVERYONE THUMBS UP!

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Women's sports.

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Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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Whats the difference between a fire hydrant and the color green? They're both green. Except the fire hydrant.

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

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What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

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Anti jokes.

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9/11

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why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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