Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

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Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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Q:What's red and fluffy? A: A blue rock, if blue were red and rocks were fluffy

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Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

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Whats In My Trash? Bears

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I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

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What do you call an Arab with a long beard? An Arab with a long beard you stereotypical piece of crap.

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A scottish man having fun

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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

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What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

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Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

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Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

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A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

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How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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