What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

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Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

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Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

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What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens have short memories and no motivations other than food.

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What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

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When I get aroused I get a solid snake

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Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

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mmm i love marble bumhole

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Dozer has a soul

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Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

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You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

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Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

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There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: b/c it was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out if the tree? A: b/c it was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: b/c he thought it was a game. Q: Why did the toaster fall out of the tree? A: The branch snapped. Q: Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? A: She was hit by three monkeys and a toaster :( MAB99

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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