What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

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I read the terms of service.

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how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

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What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

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killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

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Why was Sally crying She got a high five In the face With a chair

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

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Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

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i love to lick...

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What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

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What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

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Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

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Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

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