What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

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What did a child without arms and legs get for Christmas present. Cancer.

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

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without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

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A woman walks into a bar but is promptly returned to her kitchen by an officer of the law. Later that same evening, she is beaten mercilessly by her husband for her outright disrespect for the social restrictions imposed upon her gender.

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Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

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What is yellow and has thick, shiny fur? A banana. I lied about the fur.

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A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

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Why is the sky blue? Well it has something to do with The suns reflection off of all the waters on earth's surface.

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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Guy walks into a bar and half his head is an orange. Barman: What can i get.. holy shit half your head is an orange!! How did that happen?? Guy: Magic Lamp, rubbed it, three wishes etc etc. Barman: What in the bejesus were your three wishes, half your head is an orange. Guy: First Wish – I wished for every woman in the world to love me. Barman: Right, that is ok. What was your second wish? Guy: Second Wish – I wished that I was a billionaire. Barman: What in the hell was your third wish half your head is a frickin orange? Guy: It was a silly wish. I dot wanna say: Barman: Go on tell me, I’ll give you a drink. Guy: OK well for my third wish I wished that half my head was an orange.

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why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

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YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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