Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

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What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Hey

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what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

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hey

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Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

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Dear Board of education, so are we.

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Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

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What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

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What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

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What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

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Once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book ... it goes on forever. Epilogue: the man and son eventually died because a microphone swallowed a frog. THE END P.S.: I didn't close the quotations. P.S.#2: I don't know what ''P.S. stands for. P.S.#3: I didn't close the quotation again.

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What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

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Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

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roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

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What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

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This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

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How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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