Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

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Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

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What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

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Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

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your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

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whats white and big and white? alot of things...

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Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

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Hey Jay, did you here the one about the 3 hookers at the bar? Jay didn't reply because he was deaf

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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Miss Polly had a Dolly who was sick sick sick So she called for the Doctor to come quick quick quick The doctor came with his bag and his hat And he knocked on the door with a rat-tat-tat. He looked at Polly's Dolly and he shook his head. He said she had leprosy and must have all her limbs amputated.

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why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

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Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

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Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

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Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

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where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

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why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

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A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

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Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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