why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

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Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

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How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

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Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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haikus are easy but sometimes they make no sense refrigerator

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Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Ones fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other one is a watermelon.

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What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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What are annoying? Ads.

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Anti Joke

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