What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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What happens when you breed a Siberian Tiger with a California Condor? Nothing. The tiger does eat the condor though and you are found out by a neighbor and charged with animal neglect, animal cruelty, and possession of two endangered species. You are fined $100,000 and go to jail for 5 years during which you are sodomized.

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What's blue and pink and sweet? Cotton candy.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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How do you get rid of a boomerang? There are many potential options for getting rid of your boomerang. You can choose to pass it on to somebody as a gift, make a profit through thrift stores or online auctions or perhaps sell it in a newspaper. Alternatively you may wish to simply dispose of it. The average reading speed of an American adult is 300 words per minute. This was exactly 100 words. This means that it took approximately 20 seconds to read it. This means that approximately 4 people died of cancer world wide while you read this.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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Libraries.

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Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

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Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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