You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

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Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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Yo daddy!

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

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Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

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What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

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An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

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What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

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What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? Hormones are secreted internally and trigger various biochemical pathways that cause certain effects. We all are familiar with the effects of testosterone and estrogen, both on the anatomy, and behaviour of humans. Pheromones are secreted externally, and have an effect on another creature in similar ways. Usually they have to do with attracting sexual partners or changing a sex partners behaviour or body in some way.

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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