In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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A: u wanna die B: that is a stupid question because unless u are suicidal u will not, retorical or not A: i do wanna die B: u should get some help u freak person a never did get help, while walking to a certivied psychiatrict evaluater he got hit by a truck. his body can be found at the intersection of church and flatbush, brooklyn. JK he got shot, he was in brookly, duh.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

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Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

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Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

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Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

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Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

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What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

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Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

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Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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There were two friends, a girl and a boy. The girl had a ribbon tied to her neck, and every day the boy asked her why, yet she'd never tell him. They grew up together, and fell in love and still, she wouldn't tell him why she had the ribbon on her neck. They got married, and grew old, and still she wouldn't tell him. But one day, she said to him 'I'll show you why I keep this on my neck' and she took it off and her head fell off.

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A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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