Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation. ~Yashar - pirater un compte facebook Peace out :)

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whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

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What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

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Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

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why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

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What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

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What did you get for your birthday? I got older

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

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What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What's worse then ten dead babies being nailed to a tree? Being the one to take them down.

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Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

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There was a blonde, brunette and red head driving in a car. The car breaks down so the three of them decide to walk. So the red head takes water bottles, the brunette takes food and the blonde took the car. The red head asked the brunette why she was taking the food, the brunette said "incase i get hungry i can eat" then the brunette asked the red head why she brought water the red head said "incase i get thirsty i can have a drink. Then the brunette asked the blonde why she brought the car the blonde said "to drive home".

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what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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