Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

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If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

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In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

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What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

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I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

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No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

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Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

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whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

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Why is Justin Bieber better than Freddie Mercury? Freddie Mercury is dead. Justin Bieber is still alive. Also Freddie Mercury is ugly and Justin is hot.

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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