- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

Cows are land manatees.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

What happens when you cross a porcupine, a beaver, a duck, a go-cart, a dinosaur, a star, a cheap "Big 'n Beey" bathroom, and the cookie monster? Justin Bieber. XD

A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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