what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

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How long does it take a woman to park a car? Shouldn't take long, depends on the size of the parking spot.

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Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

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what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

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Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

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a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

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What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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