"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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Why did Sally have a bad vacation? Sally was shot at by a sniper.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? Depends. Are you applying a lot of pressure and licking in short, round bursts, or are you softly suckling on the treat? Your mouth's pH level is also a determining factor, as the sucker digests at a quicker rate the higher the acid content. To put it simply, there is no correct answer, because the sheer quantity of variables makes it a tootsie-less endeavor. See how I said tootsie-less rather than fruitless? Now that's a real joke.

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Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

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I remember this one time... I was sleeping... And all of a sudden... I woke up... Yeah.

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Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

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If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? *snicker* F*ck a duck.

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penis that is all

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Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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