How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

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Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

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Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

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And love is, bein' the owner of a company that makes rape whistles and even though you started the company with good intentions trying to reduce the rate of rape, now you don't wanna reduce it at all cuz if the rape rate declines you'll see an equal decline in whistle sales. Without rapists, who's gonna buy your whistles? Who's gonna buy your whistles? Love is all about whistles.

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Turtles

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Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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Jesus once got nailed to a cross, beaten and gave his life in order to prove he was immortal. Safe to say, people remain impressed even 2000 years later. Moral: Lol, hey, its quite a feat, but what life did he give if he was immortal? Jesus is a okay dude though, he stole donkeys from stables (for transport) and when his disciples asked if stealing was bad he replied: God will provide for them. Awesome.

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

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Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

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When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

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What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

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There were three brothers. Big, Harry and Dick. They were walking along the road and were all instantly killed by a drunk driver. Their names were never mentioned and their story was used as a promotion for the seriousness of drunk driving and should not be taken lightly.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

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David Silberberg is gay

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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No Mom! No! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

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