What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

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Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

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What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

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A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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There's a skunk and a lawyer standing on the side of the road, what's the difference? There are tire marks infront of the skunk.

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What is white and black and red all over.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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Three men are in prison and comparing crimes. The first says that he got three years and he never robbed that store. The second says he served six years and he never hit that lady. The third said he got life, and he killed every child in that orphanage.

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what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

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How many Jews did Hitler kill during the Holocaust? Too many.

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