Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

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Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

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guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

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What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

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roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

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How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

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