Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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What comes after 23? 24.

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Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

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Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. Everyone shoots her.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 was having illicit sexual relationships with 9, of which 6 knew about, but was afraid to inform his wife, 8, who 7 stepped over to get to 9.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

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What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

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Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

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Two people walk into Israel. The first is shot on the spot. The second screams "I only have two pennies in my pocket!" Immediately he is raped by five Jews.

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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