What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

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What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

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One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

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3 strangers were locked in a dark room they turned the light on, unlocked the door and proceeded with their day.

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What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

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Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

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Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

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What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

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My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

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What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

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What would Chuck Norris do if you insulted him? Nothing. He probably doesn't have time for such foolishness.

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A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

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Nice weather we're having.

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1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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