What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

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cms.......?????

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Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

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What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

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You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

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If two blondes had a kid it would probably be a blonde because two recessive chromosomes have a higher chance of showing than one dominant gene.

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Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

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Why did you loose the basketball game? Because they scored more points than us.

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What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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