Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

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what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

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-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

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Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

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Whats Better Than Apple Pie Sweeeet Pie

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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I'm Batman.

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A man walks into a bar, and sees another man with a huge orange head. He asks the bartender, "Do you know why that man has such a huge orange head?" The bartender replies: I dont know, maybe if you buy him a drink he'll tell you. So that man walks over to the man with a huge orange head and buys him a drink. He says to him: Excuse me, sir but why do you have a big orange head? The man with the big orange head replies: Well, one day I was walking along the beach and I found an interesting bottle. So I opened it and out popped a genie. He told me I had three wishes. The first thing I asked for was to have all the money that I wanted, and the means to get more. Suddenly, My pockets were overflowing with cash. So then I wished for the most beautiful, perfect woman ever created and there she appeared in front of me, and we immediately fell in love. The third thing I asked for was a huge orange head.

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Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

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Gay rights.

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I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

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Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

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Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

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