Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

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what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

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(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

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There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

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Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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Albert your flies undone.

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My childhood friend said she had a bad breakup with her husband (yeah husband), and that she needed a really stiff one. Come on! How was I supposed to know she was talking about alcohol! She did blush and smile after I pulled my pants down however, that`s like seven out of ten right? I mean I was just trying to help a friend out right? And myself, fine myself, but it will be a total win/win situation, you know... Those where you win twice? "Dont worry, Im not comming" *pewpew*

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How do you get a clown of a swing? Hit it with an ax.

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Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

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Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

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Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

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How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

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What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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Mahmy

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What's worse than a bad test score? Getting hit buy a train!!

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