A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

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An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

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What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

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You bumder!

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Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

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Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

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roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

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What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

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why did the internet crash? it didn't

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What did the man do after he got in his car with out his keys? He started it up and drove Away

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what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

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Nickelback

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What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

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What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

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A man and wife were having a vacation when suddenly the man falls to the floor and starts having a seizure. The woman screams "Oh my God, is there a doctor in the house?!" Then a doctor appears and helps the man with the appropriate method of handling a seizure. The doctor says everything is going to be okay.

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How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

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Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

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Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

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this new cologne, it's kind of gross smelling.

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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