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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

why did the blonde get caught shop lifting? she wasnt a very good theif

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

what does it mean when Justin Bieber sounds like a boy someones hit puberty

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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