What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a scotch on the rocks. Realizing how strange this occurrence was, the bartender immediately calls the local news station and tells them there is a talking horse in his place of business and it would be in their best interest to come do a story on it, because the likelihood of them finding another story of this magnitude is quite slim.

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What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

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Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

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Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is killing is family.

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What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

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Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

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What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

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Did you hear about the toddler that was playing on the swing? He got abducted.

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Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

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whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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A German challenged an Englishman to a duel But their neigbours found out and alerted the police

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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