- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

I'm tired.

What did Chuck Norris say to the man that asked for his autograph? He happily obliged and continued on with his day.

You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had just escaped from the slaughterhouse and ran for its life.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

men

Why did the blonde driver crossed the red light? Because she has a good notion of physics and realized that the truck that was behind her was too fast to stop in time and if she braked there could have been an accident.

If life hands you lemons Take them

Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

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