What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

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A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

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Think about it: Is mexico REALLY full of: Lowrides in candy ass sparkly colors such as lip red that bounce, (manly color right? Yeah sure baggot) which contains a whole street war gang of members inside and at least twenty tons of COCAINA! ...But does not have a horn that plays "la cucaracha" Seriously, you say yes right? Hey look at this guy he said yes everybody, but ITS WROOOOOOONG CUCARACHA OR GTFO OF MEXICO! Yeah... Because Mexico is shit, id would be racist if Mexicans didn't agree...

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My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

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How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

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Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

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If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

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I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

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Why can't Hellen Keller have babies? She's dead.

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An indian boy gets a girlfriend

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