The BCS

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Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

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Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

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you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

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Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

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What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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Anti Joke

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