Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

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whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

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what's famous and sounds like a type of food? a famous artist's name slightly modified to include the name of a food

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

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Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

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jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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my name is CC im a little bit retarted but i only drink my own urin and sometimes i like to have a big dinner with poop urin and my friends urin CC for life!!!

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Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

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My dad went into Home Depot, he went in to get garage door part, he took an hour and came back out with three things.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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what does a granny look best in? 1950

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Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

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Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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dfghfgdfhfdhfgdfghdfh

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How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

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Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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