- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

A man noticed that the sun was coming in brightly through his window. He was trying to take a nap and didnt appreciate the sunlight. He closed the blinds.

How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

A miserable man committed suicide.

So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

man boobs

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

what is the diference between a jew and a boy scout. a boy scout comes home from camp.

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