Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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b r o k e n k e y b o a r d ! ! p l e a s e h e l p ! ! ! ! !

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What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

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Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

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How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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A train poops its pants.

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i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

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What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

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Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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Whats smarter you or the person writing this? -The answer is that i said whats smarter not whose smarter so I am smarter because you had no clue this was point less pie

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

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What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

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