What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

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ADAM FANTUZZI SUCKS KIRANS BALL SACK

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

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3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

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How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

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A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

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Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

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What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

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What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

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"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

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Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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