What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

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Two parrots were sitting on a perch. The older one turned to the younger one and said "do you smell fish?" The younger one paused for a bit, and replied "do you smell fish?" Their owner had been talking about fish.

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haha

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how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

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Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

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An Asian man walks into a bar and ask the Barman for a beer, the Barman is racist and therefore tells the Asian man to leave his pub. The man goes home and drowns his children in the bath and pushes his wife down the stairs, he is found out by the police and is given a life sentence in jail. 5 years later the Barman kills someone in a bar fight and is also sent to jail for life. The Barman meats the Asian man in prison and they settle there differences with a handshake. Two days later the Barman was stabbed in the neck.

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if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

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What's winnie the pooh's middle name? the

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why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

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What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

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Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

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an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

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So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

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