"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

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who smells? •Liam

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What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

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What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

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HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

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Jeff

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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