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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

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Knock knock. Who’s there? Your son. Your son who? DAD WHY CAN’T YOU ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I AM GAY!

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

what do you call a black man in a police car? either officer or offender, depending on what role he has in the crime.

A hill billy went fishing

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