Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

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An elderly lady walks into a grocery store, and nothing of a great significance happens.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

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Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

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Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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Knock Knock *opens the door*

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Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

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What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

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What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

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When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

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What happened to the boy after he ate a piece of Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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Women's rights

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

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Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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