How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? There are many circumstances that could affect the outcome of the situation. One of them is whether or not the given people have or will soon obtain a ladder. In this case, the lightbulb could take more time than needed to be screwed in and effectively changed. Another key factor in the situation is the number of people. If there are enough people to reach the ceiling without a ladder, the lightbulb could be screwed in sooner or later than asked by the owner of the facility in which the lightbulb socket is installed. Finally, the height of the persons given is a crucial point in this situation. The people may be tall, thus allowing there to be fewer people needed. The people could be short and need a greater number of people than if the people were, perhaps, a bit taller. All in all, I'd say about 1-2.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

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One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

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What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

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Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

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i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about the green and the wheels.

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What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

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So a Nazi walks into a bar full of jews, he ordered a drink and mumbled slures to himself.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

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A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

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Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

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