WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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Refrigerator

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

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Women's rights

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What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

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What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

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Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

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What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

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A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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What's worse than giong to Hell? Nothing. Hell is as bad as it gets.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger at Terminator: Gaynysis (or whatever I wont bother checking that out) YA NEED TO REMUV THE QUANTANAMO TRANSLACATOR TO RELOCALIZAYSEE THE INTERDEEMENENTIONAL MAYTREX! Yes, Pops but what about the time travel Paradox? YOU NEEED TO REMOV THE CRISTAL PALARDOXAL WARCALIBREITOR IN ORDA TO DESINSTONYSE THE DEEMENTIAL CORDALOXEY! Me: *Leaving the cinema* Moral: If you thought the trailer was like "meh", then you will soon realize it was the best part off the movie... The only part that is meh, and while I can honestly say I dont understand shit about how timelines work in Terminator (The creators dont do it either) Having Arnold Fucking Swartsnigger go with the Geek lingo DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! To explain things to me, NOTHIIIIING!

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what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

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What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

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You're a wizard Harry! I am?

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Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

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