Why were corners made? For crying.

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van.

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder lately? No? Neither has he.

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Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

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A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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