- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was justin sad? his family was murdered

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

I C U P White stuff

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

What is the favorite song of Lady Di? no, that is a dead person and must be respected.

People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

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