- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

How did you feel after smoking that joint? I felt like going to pass out And then? I passed out

Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

Jokes are funny.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

what's the difference between a blue fridge falling off a cliff and a yellow one? the yellow one isn't falling of a cliff.

What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains." "Well that sounds like a mental illness and I deal predominantly with physical ailments"

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