Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

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Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What did Adam say when he saw Eve with just a fig leaf? The recipe said three frikkin figs.what the hell am I going to do with a fig leaf, you better get back in there, and hurry because I'm double parked. I was referring to Eastend married couple Adam and Eve Turner, in case there was any confusion.

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why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

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Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

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whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

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What does water taste like? Water

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Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

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Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

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a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

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Me: Ask my if I'm a secret agent. You: Are you a secret agent? Me: I cannot disclose that information.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

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I hate chocolate. I hate it so much. It sickens me. The only thing I hate more than chocolate is people that like chocolate. I hate them even more. Do you know what happened to the last person I met that liked chocolate? NOTHING

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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