Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

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Why did little justin fall off his bike? because a terrorist threw a fridge at him

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a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

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How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

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I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

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What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

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What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

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What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

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What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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alert("The Game");

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Anti Joke

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