In soviet Russia...things are different

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

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Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

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The FCC

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Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

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roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

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Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

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these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

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Why did the one friend hate the other friend? Because the one friend didnt do a map for social studies he should've done and skipped school for that class and when he came back, the other friend told the social studies teacher he was here and he had to turn in an unfinished poster and now he is a crybaby bitch about it.

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joe diragi makes paul look straight

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

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If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

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Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a beanch can support a family

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

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