Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

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call of duty world at war

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Did u know that 10/10 people die?

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Q:What does a virgin and a penny both have in common? A:Guys don't want them.

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What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

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Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

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What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

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Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

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The awkward moment when you have cancer.

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

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Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

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So, I was walking down the street. As i walked past a oak door an entrance to a mental institution, I heard a bored voice going, "eleven, eleven, eleven". My curiosity, like a cat, got better of me and I decided to take a peek through the key hole and see the eleven things being counted. As soon as I had my eye on the key hole, I was poked in the eye by a metal rod. Startled, I feel back to the street. And, sure enough, heard the same bored voice, going, "twelve, twelve, twelve".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was disturbed by two black men raping a young girl with leukemia.

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A programmer, and engineer and an accountant meet up for an after work drink. Afterwards they go home to their separate apartments and think how socially inadequate they are.

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Why did the man order a mail order Asian bride? Because he was caucasian which meant females of his race had unrealistically high expectations of a partner due to various materialistic overtones that are constantly portrayed in their medie creating a society of over entitled women who think they are owed the earth.

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What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

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