What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

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Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

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I love you, you love me. Barney is fat and not entertaining.

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What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

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Penis

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

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Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

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a black man jumps in a pool.

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whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

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What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

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What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

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Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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My son lost his first tooth today...so proud. Took my punch like a champ

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

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Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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