- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? Nothing at all, except the WNBA is professional basketball players of the female sex.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

What is Jason? Black.

What did the African Man get in Africa Aids

Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

Girl: Want to stay over at mine tonight? Guy: Yeah I'd love to! Girl: Tough, you can't

What did the snake say to the rat?

hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

What's up? Not the planes, there's a terrorist on board

A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

A man and a prostitute walk into a bar. they have a few drinks then proceed to a hotel room where the man has sexual intercourse with the woman in exchange for money. The man then leaves while the woman stays in the hotel room and cries cause she hadn't achieved any of her dreams or life ambitions.

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