A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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girls basketball

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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

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How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

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What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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this website even though its hilarious.

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Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

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What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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