Why did the police officer pull over a black guy? He was going over the appropriate speed limit for that area.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

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What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

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what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

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What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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what tall and looks like a jew?

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whats better than a car. gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Uh, Liz, he is staring at the screen... He says you are right and knows, so he cant get mad, ill trust you both, but it better work, or this one is on me. Oh by the way, yeah he is eating, sorry its late here, and I am the only nurse here about now Ironically this place is full of doctors but they dont seem to give a crap about the man that pays their checks. Doctors said no, Nero said "you are fired" Doctor changes his opinion, glad to see he is taking charge around here, I am just worried about his sleep, he is beginning to halucinate and I doubt any stimulants will help. But fine, ill trust you, sorry, really shaking my boots here, I really do not want to, but this is not about me.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

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Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

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A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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