How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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Wright flyer

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

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How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

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What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? Lick his dog's penis.

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Why? Why not?

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

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-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

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What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

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Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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