A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

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Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

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Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

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Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

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Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

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What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

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It was a beautiful day. Face.

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son... Because I can empathise with you, and it's not a very nice situation to be in. Hope you work it out.

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what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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