"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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have you seen hellen kellers new treehouse? no well neither has she

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When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

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I'd like to make a withdraw

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set. Cuz she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

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What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

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How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

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A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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A man works at a brick factory. He is told by his boss that if he is to steal any brick from the factory, he will be sacked. But every day the man steals one brick and puts it in his lunch box to take home and is not caught. One day he has enough bricks to build a house, and he says "When I build this house there will be none left over". The house is now built and while the man is taking a look around he stubs his toe on something, he looks down to see a brick and he sighs, picks up the brick and throws it in the air. There are two pilots driving a plane, one has a dog and one has a wardrobe. One pilot says to the other "I don't particularly like dogs" then the other pilot says to him "I don't really like wardrobes". They then make an agreement and throw both the wardrobe and the dog out the window. Five minutes later one pilot looks out the window out onto the plane wing, and guess what he sees? A brick.

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What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

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