An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

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I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

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what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

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Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

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How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was just a young boy living in a quaint suburbial town, his family, 1 2 3 4 and 5 were all killed by 7. 7 then burned down their house while 6 ran away from the blazing inferno he used to call home. 6 was forced to live off the land in order to survive. 6 built a house using only mud and sticks and a little elbow grease. When 7 heard the news that 6 was still alive and well in the forest, 7 went into the woods, tracked down 6's home and again burned it down. When 6 came back from a day of fishing and a handfull of fish, he saw that his house was burned down. The fish then escaped from his hands, and flew away. 7 had left a note on the ground that said 7. 6 then recalled the first time 7 had killed his family and burned down house. 7 had now burned down two of 6's houses. That is why 6 is afraid of 7.

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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This one sucks!

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how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

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