What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

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I once saw my grandparents making love.. that's why I dont eat raisens

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How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? They practice.

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Little kid asks his mom: "Why do zombies eat people?" His mom says: "Becasue honey, your MEAT"

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What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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Knock, knock. Whose there? Me. Leave.

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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How many dead hookers can you fit in a trunk? Five

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What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

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A labrador, a chihuahua, and a great dane walk onto a bar. They are strays and were brought to the pound where they were more than likely put down or adopted.

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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mexicans fishing

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who is not good looking? mon morello

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How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

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How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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