If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

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Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

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Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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How did the man jumping out of the plane at 33,000 feet survive? Because he had a parachute

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What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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What Happens when you shoot a deer? It's Dead

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

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What do you call a black kid with dead parents? Depressed

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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What do you do if there's a black guy bleeding on your lawn? Help Him

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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

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How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

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What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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