What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

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My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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An anorexic women walks into McDonalds

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How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was lying about the wheels.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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What did the blind man say when you asked hi his favorite color? Nothing he is death too

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

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call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

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What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a giraffe? A genetically unstable animal that dies shortly after birth.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

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How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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