What's the deal with airline food... It has to be packaged and prepared in such a way large quantities of people can eat the meal with minimal preparation, which results in lower quality. If you don't like it, order a drink from the cart.

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What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

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There was a man with a job and kids. One day he came home from his job and went to sleep. He never woke up because it turns out he had a heart attack.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

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Two guys were Arguing. (A & B) A. You suck B. If i suck then you choke. A. The only way id choke is if i smelled your stank ass breathe. B. The only way id have stank ass breathe is if i was liking your moms vagina A. The only way my mom's pussy would stank is if you were liking it. B. The only way id be liking your moms pussy is if it were a dick.... Both stare at each other... and walk off awkwardly

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What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

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What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

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Women can vote? wtf

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

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What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

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ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

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What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

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What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

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A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

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What's green and has wheels? Dave Matthew's Band

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Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

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what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure but my guess is that there was some logical reasoning behind the action.

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Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

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