A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

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What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

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why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

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What's 9+10? 19

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one.

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Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

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why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

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what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

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Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

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What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

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What's the difference between a dead black man in the road, and a dead dog in the road? One is a human being that probably leaves behind family and friends that will miss his absence. The other is an animal that will also be missed, but to a lesser degree since dogs don't form a bond with people other than the family it shared its life with. In either of the two cases, if I witnessed the accident that caused the death, I would promptly notify the authorities so as to make sure that the driver of the vehicle that hit them would be subjected to a breathalyzer test.

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Spotto

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what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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