i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

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Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

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What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

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how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

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Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

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what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

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In your case, maybe because it is time to stop thinking so much, and begin living life, if the world cannot appreciate a wise man such as yourself, maybe that man should stop being wise, and begin being happy.

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Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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Three women are sent to heaven. Theres a blond , brunette , and a redhead. There are 100 steps to heaven and on every step god tells you a joke and you cant laugh. The redhead makes it to step 23 then laughs. The brunette makes it to step 67 then laughs. Finally the blond make it all the way to the 100th step and before god can tell the joke she laughs. God asks why are u laughing? And the blond says " i just got the 1st one"!

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what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

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