How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Why did the other bird fall out of the tree? It was shot. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

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why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

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What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

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British Dentistry

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Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

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What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

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> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

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A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

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Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

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Yo mamma's so fat, at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that if she did not attempt to control her weight gain through a careful moderation of her diet and began exercising on a regular basis, that her obesity would soon manifest itself in a variety of chronic health conditions that would permanently alter her ability to enjoy life and could significantly decrease her lifespan.

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what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

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What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

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What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

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What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

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I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

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Nickelback

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Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

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Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

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Anti Joke

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