Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

thumb_up thumb_down -2

professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

thumb_up thumb_down -2

If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

thumb_up thumb_down +8

So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

thumb_up thumb_down +10

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What is black, white and hungry? A woman with a rare skin disorder known as Vitiligo which causes discolourtion of the skins pigment in patches; who is hungry.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

thumb_up thumb_down +6

The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

thumb_up thumb_down +44

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

thumb_up thumb_down +6

There is a Mexican, American, and an Italian on a boat.They start to sink. All of them brought things from their country. The Mexican threw burritos over and said, "We have too much of these." The American threw american cheese over and said, "We have too much of these in our country." The Italian throws over pizza and says the same thing. They are still sinking. Then, the American picks up the Mexican, throws him over and says, "We have too much of these in our country."

thumb_up thumb_down +2

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

thumb_up thumb_down

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops