What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

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The Earth is a nice place to live.

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

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Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

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Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

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What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

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Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

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What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

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Chrissy is funny.

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A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

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A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

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i like tits

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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