- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

a dog walk into a landmine, he exploded.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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