What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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josh roberts got the d in geog

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French people.

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How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

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Q.whats black and white and red all over A. half a zebra

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"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

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Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

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Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

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Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

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What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

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What's black and red all over? Half a cat

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What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

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Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

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What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

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What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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