Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

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Andoni was here

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What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

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What's similar between a boat and a plane? Both can fly except for the boat

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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what color is blue? green

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A man went skydiving and tragically died.

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What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

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Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

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Watch your lips.

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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Why did the gay guy come out of the closet? He finally found the shirt he was looking for

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Why did the man fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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