A priest a rabbi and an iman are stuck in the desert. After walking for days without rescue or civilisation in sight, and rapidly running out of food and water, they decide to each pray to their respective gods for rescue, and in doing so solve the ultimate question of which religion is the true religion. They all die.

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So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

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There was a blonde, brunette and a red head on an island. The blond was on holiday, the brunette lived there and the red head was there on business, it was a very large and industrial island.

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

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Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* *Busts open door* "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

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who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

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The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

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What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

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What's the difference between a baby and a mushroom? One is delicious, the other is a mushroom.

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why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

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a dyslexic man walked into a bar, ordered a beer, and no one was aware of his affliction

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A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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