What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

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what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

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An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

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Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

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What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

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A white guy, a black guy, and a chinese man all walk in to a magic shop, at different times in the day to buy different products.

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What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

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A man was driving in his BMW one day when a mini passed him out on the fast lane. The BMW driver thought 'i can't have that!' so he sped up and overtook the mini. Unfortunately he wasn't paying attention and he drove into the back of a school bus. Ironically the bus contained the mini driver's 3 daughters, he was driving so fast because they had forgotten to bring their lunch and he was trying to catch up with the bus so he could give them their sandwiches. There were no survivors of the crash, except for the mini driver.

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a show horse jumps over a bar

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What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... 7

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What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park.

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

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why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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