Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

Homosexual babies? It's a choice

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

Dont you guys just hate it when someone puts a stupid joke on anti-joke?

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

well use a tissue!

Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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