What did the catholic priest say at the AA meeting? Alcohol is ruining my life.

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Gus's mom

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Why are the inside of a black guys hands white? Because he has worked really hard for his whole life.

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How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

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A black man walks Into a bar.

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not reply as it is a horse and horses cannot speak. The bartender realises his stupid mistake and calls the farm the horse came from. The horse is taken back to the farm and fed some hay. The bartender carries on living his life and then dies of natural causes at a very old age.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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Yo mama's so old, she might die soon

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

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When is homework not homework? When it is turned into the teacher.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm from the Department of Child Services, i'm here to take your children.

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Why didn't the blonde laugh at my blonde joke? She's dead. She should of laughed at my jokes more.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

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Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

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Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

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Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

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I told my friend the best anti joke I've ever heard in my life the other day. He didn't laugh. He is autistic and doesn't understand humor.

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u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

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Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

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Why did the man laugh when he saw someone using a shake weight? He remembered Dane Cook's stand up preformance from the night before.

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Anti Joke

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