Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

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What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

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Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

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What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

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"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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Women's sports.

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How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

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* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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yo mamas so fat... she's a map on call of duty

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What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

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Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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