what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

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Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

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My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

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dick dick dick... frogs

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black people are white when i use night gogles

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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what do you call a young man? a little boy

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

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A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

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Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

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An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

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What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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What did the priest say to the young African American male? Good to see you again Robert. That community service we did at Morris Park last Friday should give a real boost to the infrastructure of the already stellar community we live in.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

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Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

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a blond is walking down a dark allie,.... she is raped and killed by the following morning.

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soccor

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Anti Joke

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