Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

What is worse than getting a 30% on a test? Getting a 29% on a test.

In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

What's brown and sticky? a stick

Why a warm-harted man turned into cold-blooded? He's dead

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

Drunk guy... Hey i just maybe And this is number But here's my crazy So call me met you

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

Basically copying you.

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

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The bird is not the word.... Its two

What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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