Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

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Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

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Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

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What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

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what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

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what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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