What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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A labrador, a chihuahua, and a great dane walk onto a bar. They are strays and were brought to the pound where they were more than likely put down or adopted.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

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What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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What did the goose say to the other goose? Honk!

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

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what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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