Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

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A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

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What is 8 times 4? 32

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IT SOUNDS SO WROOONG! Actually I was thinking more about when I go short sentences, you go short, then I decide to put in like 500 lines in a single comment and then you do. Besides I call it caps! And no, I do not want you to be like me, there was already another me, it was a complete bitch killing him, I mean if I did not know a lot worse, I would say his chances at kicking my ass where equal. By the way, that "you you seducer" totally sounded like something Donald Duck would say, I dig Donald, so I guess I am into cartoons.

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What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

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What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

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A chicken crosses the road and goes into a bar and recites the following poem: Roses are red Violets are blue Knock Knock Who's there? Sugar is sweet Sugar is sweet who? And so are you. The bartender was confused considering she's a blonde. A genie appears and says to the Mexican he'll grant him 3 wishes. The black guy, the white guy, and the jew were at the bar also. The priest was also drinking. They all had a great time.

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so 3 guys are a plane George W. Bush, a mexican, and a chinese man. the plane is going down because of too much weight they haave to throw things out. The mexcan throws out a suitcase full of tacos and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then the chinese throws out a suitcase full of rice and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then George W. Bush pushes the mexican out and says "we have to enough of these in out country."

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World peace

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Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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Anyone??????????/

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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Nickleback.

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why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? Nothing at all, except the WNBA is professional basketball players of the female sex.

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Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

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What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

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1+1= 69

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How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

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Anti Joke

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