How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

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Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

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How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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How many amoebas does it take to change a light bulb? Depending on your religious belief and the variation in evolutionary growth, a full study on the answer would require immense time and be very costly. I would also not feel comfortable providing an answer based on opinion or estimated guess. The answer is therefor be inconclusive.

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

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What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

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you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

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What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

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what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

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Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

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I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

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Knock Knock, Ow my face

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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