- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

Knock, Knock Come in

what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

The Bible

Why do you give a blond a gun You dont

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

Fat people

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

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