Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

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why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

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Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

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Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

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a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

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What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

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Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

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why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

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What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

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a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

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Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

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Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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