What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

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What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

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What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Piss

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

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whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

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Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

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What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

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Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

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wat did the farmer say to little lucy? I'm about to rape u, don't scream

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Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

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You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

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Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

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What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

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What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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