A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

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why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

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How do you kill Chuck Norris? Shoot him in the face.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint.

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What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

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roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

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First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

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a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

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The big male boar went out the forest, saw a group of women and start to swank.

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

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What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

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Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

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Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

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