Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

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The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

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What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

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There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

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what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

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ure mama's so fat

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A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

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What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and have a wonderful time at what many people believe to be the most magical place on Earth.

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What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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Chuck Norris.

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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What is a turkey? The offspring of a turtle and a monkey.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I am homeless, Can I have some food?

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what is brown and sticky? a stick.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

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Anti Joke

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