Want to hear something funny? Sure, what? 9/11

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What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

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How many people of a certain demographic does it take to change a light bulb? x+1 (x >0), 1 person to change the lightbulb and x to behave in a manner consistent with the established stereotype of said demographic.

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

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How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

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A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a shed? A: Considering babies are incapable of rational thought it is unlikely they would understand how to employ the correct method to paint.

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

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What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

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What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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Josh kissing a girl

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What is useless and over-payed? Our government.

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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A rabbi, a priest, and a minister walk into a bar. Unfortunately, the bar was closed due to the poor economy. Luckily there was an Applebee's across the street and they were able to save money with half-priced appetizers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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