Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

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A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

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What's so funny about losing the game? Nothing.

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What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

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I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

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How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

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(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

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Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

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What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

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A zookeeper, a shoemaker, and a guy named Billy Jones walks into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we closed". So they left.

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

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The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

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A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

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what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

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How long does it take a woman to park a car? Shouldn't take long, depends on the size of the parking spot.

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What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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