What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

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Question: how many times a power rangers episode show a power rangets face ANSWER: dont ask me im not that big of a power rangers!

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why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

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Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

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what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

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What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

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Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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What is invisible and smells like carrots? Invisible carrots.

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

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ass.

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What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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