Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

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What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

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What happens when you drive down the road? you get to the end of the road

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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Why did the moron jump through the window?

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

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Your mums a penis joke.

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Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

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The bears will win the Super Bowl

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

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What stands on the corner oof every major city at night? A cop

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

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Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

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You know what's a joke? Something Funny

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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