Q: What do you call a fly with no wings. A: Dying.

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What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

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Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

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What's sad about a black guy driving up a hill in a car? It's yor car

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

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Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

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Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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if you read this you are gay

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

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Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

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a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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A horse walks into a glue factory..

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What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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