Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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Yeah, you cant make nukes without certain components which are illegal to come by, you know Iranian Uranium I believe, I still feel pretty ill, if you dont mind, lets change the subject. Say, does the word yellowcake mean anything to you?

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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What do you call a boy with one eye and no arms. -Mean names.

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whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

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A man walks into a vagina

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whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

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A man and Sasquatch are walking down the shoreline on the eastern coast, the man looks back at the foot prints in the sand, he notices that during the hardest parts of his life, there were only one pair of footprints, while in his easiest moments, he sees two pairs of footprints; the man is disturbed about this and he asks Sasquatch this. "Sasquatch, Although you have always promised to be with me in my life, I see that when I needed you most, you were never there. Why is this Sasquatch?" Sasquatch replies, "HREAAHAHG?!"

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

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I can count to potato.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

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Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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