A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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On a scale of 1 to Osama Bin Laden, how good is your hiding spot? Rhetorical question. Osama Bin Laden is dead now.

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A girl hears a noise in the middle of the night in her kitchen downstairs. She walks down halfway through the staircase and asks if anyone is there, as if the intruder will say, "Yes, I'm in the kitchen. Want me to make you a sandwich?" *This will never happen. Movies are stupid when it comes to these scenes. No one will actually ask if anybody is there if they hear a noise in the middle of the night.*

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What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

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Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

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jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

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What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

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the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

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A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

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What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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What's the difference between gold and silver? Atomic number

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

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Why did Billy start crying? Becuase he's fat and stupid and noboy loves him

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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Jews.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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