Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

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When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Well, life isn't a physical being so chances are low that it will actually hand you lemons.

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Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

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Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

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i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

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Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

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How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

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Whats worse that stubbing your toe? Death.

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What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

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what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

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Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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