A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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What did Sally get for Christmas? AIDS

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Two boys were walking down a building which was under construction. Suddenly a brick hits the 1 one in the head while the 2 guys aunt was in America.

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What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

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What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

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womens rights

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How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

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Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

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kennah campion... being nice

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating on the water? Dead.

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

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how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

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