Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

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Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

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what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

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the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

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Three men walked into a bar. They looked around, saw that it was pretty crowded, and decided they'd feel more comfortable going somewhere a little less busy down the road.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

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Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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An boy with ADHD walks into a

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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