- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

knock, knock come in

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

why was there a man outside the 56th floor window? he was a window washer and needed the money.

Why? Because racecar.

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*Click* "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]