What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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- Mommy look, I built a sandcastle! - Who cares, you have cancer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

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What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

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A caterpillar and its mom (a butterfly) come upon a lion eating an antelope. The caterpillar says "Mom, why is the lion so mean to the antelope?" The mom replies: "it's the circle of life." The next day, the caterpillar and his mom witness a bird of prey swooping down and eating a mouse. The caterpillar asks why the bird of prey is so mean and the mom responds by saying its the circle of life. The next day, the caterpillar and its mom come across a trail of dead animals. They follow the trail to the end where they see a great lion. The mom opens her mouth to say its the circle of life when her son jumps up and eats the lion. THE END.

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your mom is so old. she can legally get a senior discount

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Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

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A Panda walks into a bar and orders a drink, he then shoots the bartender and leaves. The people are shocked and the panda is arrested.

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

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What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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A man walks into a bar

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What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

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What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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