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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! gunshot (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)

What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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