Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

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How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

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There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

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A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

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What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

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what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

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why did the dad stop working on the roof he fell off

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Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

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PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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what is 3+3= 8

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Whats worse than getting stabbed in nuts? A retarded baby that survived the abortion

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So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

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What do you get when you add a cucumber some vinegar some salt and you get..... Macaroni and cheese

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A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

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What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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