Knock, knock (No one was home)

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Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

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Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

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A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

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what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

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whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? 2 Survived.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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"Behold, the greatest invention Man has ever seen!" exclaimed the inventor of eyes.

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

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yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

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Chikin nuggets

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A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

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Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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