- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Asians.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 5 dollars he would have 10 dollars

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

Good to see you today!

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

call me a bitch You're a bitch Only bitches do what they are told!

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

how do you kill a bear. -you shoot it.

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