WHAT DO YOU CALL SOMEONE HAVING A MYOCARDIAL INFARCTION? Dead

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

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Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

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greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

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Dance is a sport

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a man walks into a bar it hurt

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The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking. It stems from an Algonquian (possibly Narragansett) name for the animal, wuchak. The similarity between the words has led to the common tongue-twister that you have just stated.

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Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

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Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

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Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

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Why did the girl get robbed? Because her door was unlocked.

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what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

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I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

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knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

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Sorry boss

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If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

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This statement is false.

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Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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