HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Almost everything. Infant mortality rates are incrediby high in many third world countries, and it is certainly no laughing matter.

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

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The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

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Where do you find a dog? At a pet store.

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

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Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

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Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

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what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

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do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

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Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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