- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, a bus hit it half way along and it died instantly.

"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

Why was the little boy sad? Cause his mum died of a terminal illness. Why was the little girl sad? Cause she was his sibling.

what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

why did phil ruin the patio furniture? because he wasnt familiar with the grammar technique used

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

Tilt your screen back .

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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