What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

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What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

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"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

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When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

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There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

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What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

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Cancer.

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

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I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

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Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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