Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 murdered her little sister

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Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

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PENlS.

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Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

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amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

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what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

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wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

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Baby Seal walks into a club.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

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Hi

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I was so fat I went on a diet

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

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I'm a lion hear my threat **** you ***** and then go **** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

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Is your refrigerator running? Go fuck yourself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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