what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

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what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

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What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

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I just found out i have cancer.

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My mom's dead

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Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

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What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

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Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Shltskc gw? G

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Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

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How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

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Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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