why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

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I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

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A rooster is sitting on the top of a house. It lays an egg. Which way does it roll? This can be solved by using the dimensions and angles of the roof to find the most probable direction it would roll (Incorporating in the power of gravity of course). Of course if the egg from the roosters uteris came out in an akward or unlikely way, it could roll the other way.This can be factored in very quickly because with the video evidence of the rooster having the egg you can see how it was delivered(the video is not of which way it rolls, just of the delivery).

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

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What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

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why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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Yo mama's so poor she is on welfare.

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An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

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What did the lawyer say to the lawyer We are both lawyers

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

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What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

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Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

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What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

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A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

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How do you drop a raw egg on to the floor without cracking it? Any way you want, it is very hard to crack concrete.

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What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

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Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

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Asshole huh? Dont give me any ideas. Again you are not high on weed are you? Then that's really bad.

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