Your moms so dumb she stuffed a battery up her butt and said i got the POWA!

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Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

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Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

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Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

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What's gay and gay? Joe

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

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EVERYBODY THUMB THIS JOKE DOWN

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A monkey and his owner walk into a bar they sit down at the bar... I dont know the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

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What is the difference in a dead dog in the road, and a dead black guy in the road? One was a dog and one was a human being..

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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A black man walks into a bar, and asks the barman for a pint of lager. The barman refuses to serve him because of his race. This causes the black man and any others in the establishment to leave, considering this appalling behaviour.

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If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

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Barack Obama is a good president.

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

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Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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