Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure and drugs.

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whats long black, eight inches and sometimes has white on the tips of them? a black mans foot the wears an eight inch shoe.

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The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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Reading the Terms and Conditions

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your going to die

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

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what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

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Depends how you look at it, I like some girl, she and that girl gets along, I get along with the two girls, and yeah, I make them fight to the death as I consume the weakest one and make the new one my wife of darkness! Well, actually, threesomes, but NEVAH, NEVAR!! *shakes fist towards the skies* with another man! Now if my waifu wants to have some fun with a girl, I say why not (and then she asks if I want to join always so far), its genetics, you know, each caveman had like 600 wivus and he did not have time to bang them all, now let those genes go trough MAN for a couple of millenia, and he becomes the KING OF DEMONS... ME! Those other scumbags are a whole other story. Oh, and the 600 wivus did either go without sexytime, or you know... I mean you do KNOW that women are like comfortable naked together and yeah...

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

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In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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