- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, Doctor. I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your problems. You've got AIDS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

Do you know what color comes after 9?

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

Chicken penis.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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