Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

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Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

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What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

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knock knock whose there? i don't know...

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One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

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Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

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Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

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Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

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A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

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How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

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What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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Whats the different betweene a drugdealer and a cop? I dont know but i think they dont have the same wife.

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How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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