What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

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Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

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How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

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what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

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What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

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Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

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What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

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My butt!!!!

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son, you're adopted.

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Q: What's the deal with air line food? A: An airline meal or in-flight meal is a meal served to passengers on board a commercial airliner. These meals are prepared by airline catering services. The first kitchens preparing meals in-flight were established by United Airlines in 1936. These meals vary widely in quality and quantity across different airline companies and classes of travel. They range from a simple beverage in short-haul economy class to a seven-course gourmet meal in long-haul first class.

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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