Christ is a conspiracy

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Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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What should I name my dog?

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

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Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

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Q. What's a pirate's favorite type of movie? A. It depends on the individual pirate, although most modern-day pirates are from third world countries like Somalia and so are too poor to be able to watch many movies. Classical pirates like those depicted in Treasure Island or Pirates of the Carribean are, of course, from a period of history before movies had been invented, so couldn't possibly have had a favorite.

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

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She was so hot every guy instantly jizzed upon seeing her. Even seeing her fingernails gave boners to thousands of people. Poor thing never had sex, no one could hold it in until they started. Maybe only Chuck Norris.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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