Water, please.

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

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A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

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1+1= 69

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What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

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Fart

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

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What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

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Why is the fat man fat? Because he has an extremly bad metabolism which makes him gain two pounds from eating one cheeseburger

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Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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A king's son's birthday came one day and the king asked what he wanted. "You can have anything in the world son." He would say. The prince answered,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." So for his birthday he got a rollar costar, a new car, a water park, a castle, and of corse some purple ping pong balls. The same answer went out of his mouth for three years. One day the prince was driving in his car, and he got into a terrible car accadent. And while he was in the ER and saying his last words, his father asked,"Son, before you die, i must know, why did you want purple ping pong balls for your all of those birthdays?" And the prince said,"Well I wanted them because-" and then he died.

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