What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

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why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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Why did the child die? Natural causes.

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hipsters

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What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

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How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

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A russian, a mexican, and an american are all sitting in a tavern. The russian ordered vodka, the mexican orders tequila, and the american orders a beer. When the waiter arrives, the russian throws his vodka into the air, shoots it, and says "we got too many of those in our country". The mexican tosses up his tequila and says "we got too many of those in our country". The american throws up his beer, shoots the mexican, and says "we got too many of those in our country". And then drinks his beer.

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jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

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knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

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If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

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What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

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Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Whats better than 1 dollar? 2 dollars.

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Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

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what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

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What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

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