What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

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ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

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What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

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Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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The Braves win the N.L. east

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

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Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

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What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

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roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

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How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

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Anti Joke

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