Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

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What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

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a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

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If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

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Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

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Women's rights

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why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

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Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

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What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

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When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

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What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

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Check this web out www.hurr-durr.com

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

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Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

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when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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