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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

What did the anti-joke say to the joke? Your fly is down.

How do you address a gay, jewish, african male? You can't, as addressing a person would imply mailing them. And that would violate their human rights. As well, the cost of shipping a package of that size would be rather prohibitive

Look, gullible is written in the sky! The man looks up and there it is.

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

Yo mama is so fat, when she went for a swim at the beach, she had a GREAT time.

Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory? Because the economy is shitty and none of the higher ups are willing to take a pay cut and they’re still paying themselves massive bonuses, the result of which are layoffs across all departments.

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

Why did the chicken cross the road? While I can never be entirely sure, I would assume that there was something on the other side which has peaked its interest.

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