I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

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A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

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how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

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A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

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Rebecca Black

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How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"*heavy breath, heavy breath*

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

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What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

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why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

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What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

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The day after Christmas a chain-smoker, a sex addict, and an alcoholic go to the doctor. The doctor tells the three friends that they need to quit their addiction or they will die. R.I.P. Tommy, Jacob, and Winston 1/1/2011

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Your mother is so fat she has trouble finding clothes in her size.

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Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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