Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

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Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

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A man walks into a bar not a duck though

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Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

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Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

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Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

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School

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The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

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Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

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Yeah I was beginning to enjoy that as well, but I used "timed hypnosis" I have not seen it been coined elsewhere yet, not that I learn hypnosis anymore, I kinda teach it covertly to whoever I believe can use it responsively. "Timed hypnosis" is not really based upon a set amount of time after all time is relative, and our subconcious does know that and the subconcius understands that we did not invent time just because we made some fucking dials spin around" Now, timed hypnosis is based on a purpose, for example: "I will go into a trance until I am done teaching my new buddy how covert hypnosis works and teach her to use it subconciously" But now I made you aware of that, so you can use it consciously as well, the real magic here is that the subconcious is so much more efficient and powerful than the conscious mind that it would not even be neccesary to have a concious mind, except for one thing.

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A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

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Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

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How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

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