- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the house burn down? Obama

"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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What do you call a gay on steroids? Noah Zimmerman!

If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

so how about that irline food

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

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Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

I asked a Jewish girl for her number. she rolled up her sleeve.

Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

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