A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

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What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

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Q:what is the most annoying word that means nothing? A:every word has a meaning your question is invalid. ~Phish <3

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Land Rovers

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

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A horse walks into a bar. The impact fractures his skull immediately, knocking him unconscious. He then dies from the resulting brain damage.

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why did ben perve on the 5 year old girl he is a pedofile

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

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Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

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A dead guy laying on the floor holding a gun and a knife. What killed him? cancer.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

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whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

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Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

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How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

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the economy.

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why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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Period Blood

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An owl and a squirrel watch a farmer walk by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing because owls are not capable of human speech. The owl then eats the squirrel because the owl is a bird of prey.

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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