whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

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Your mamas so fat, that any level of physical exercise is strenuous, but also mentally challenging, as she feels that there is a negative astigmatism attached to sweaty, red-faced overweight individuals trying to burn those pounds. This in turn makes her ashamed of the gastronomically decadent life she once lived, and so she doesn't have the confidence to try and reverse the damage she did during those insecure teenage years, instead comforting herself with the sugary, fatty bane of her life. She therefore lives in a vicious circle, angry at herself and the society that won't accept her. But remaining incredibly, repulsively fat.

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Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

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Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

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Lockerbie bombing

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Your mom

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Poop

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

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What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

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How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens live on farms.

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Roses are red Bacon is too Rhyming is hard bacon

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What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

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what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

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I met a man today. His name was John.

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What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

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