why did the chicken cross the road Why not

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what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

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Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

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guest what i love pancakes

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and have a wonderful time at what many people believe to be the most magical place on Earth.

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Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't

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Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

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whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

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Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

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why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

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A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

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there's a irishman, australian and and englishman man on a plane. they are going to france

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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