joe diragi whacks off his dog

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Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

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What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

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friends are like potatoes. if you eat them, they die.

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a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.. And IDGAF!

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Knock knock Whos there An axe murderer oh sweet come on in.... dinners on the stove and i am here all alone

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YOU

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My tractor broke down.

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"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

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A dyslexic blind man

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Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

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There was a lil girl in a red hoody skipping to her grandma's house. When she got there she noticed her grandma wasn't home. The lil girl panics and see's a wolf. She hesitates and asks the wolf "Have you seen my grandma" The wolf replies with a yes, shes in the backyard planting flowers.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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Panda walks into a restaurant with gun ready to eat, shoot and leave to finish a really good grammar joke, but before he can eat, Animal Control tranquilize him and seize his gun. So all he can do is leave unconscious. Meanwhile someone takes enjoyment in slowly burning the dictionary entry for "Panda".

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Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

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What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

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What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

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What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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