A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

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Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

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Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

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What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

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if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

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what is the difference between a car salesman and a lawyer? a car salesman sells cars to people while a lawyer is an expert in law.

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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Hitler

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

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An anti-joke

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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