A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

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Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

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Old, Asian, Woman who drive

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what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

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What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

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Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

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What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

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What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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