wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

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Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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Two muffins are in an oven. Although they both possess the extraordinary ability to speak, strangely each remains silent, apparently lost in their own thoughts. Thus nobody has any reason to think they are any different than any other muffins. Later after they've been baked and allowed to cool, they are sold to a woman who eats them along with a small salad. She enjoys their chewy, hearty texture, and lightly sweet taste. She is completely unaware of what amazing discovery has just been lost to science.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? They were my friends.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint.

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What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

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What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Sheryl Sheryl who? No seriously, it's me, Sheryl.

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what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

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Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

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What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

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