A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says why the long face? The horse does not reply because it is a horse. He then is confused of where he is and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a couple stools.

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There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

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Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

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An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

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The other day a man came to my door. After I opened it, he told me, "I'm sorry, your mother is dead." He paused, then said, "Just kidding." "Actually," I told him, "my mom died two years ago of natural causes." He turned around and left, and I closed the door. All in all, it was a very confusing situation, and I'm not sure how I feel about it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It is actually not a good idea to say "who's there" to the random person outside. The man could be a robber or a murderer, and will realize a person is inside. He could bomb the door down and do anything to kill you. You should look through the window first, or through the little peep hole. If the person outside is an acquaintance, then you can respond. However it is best to not reply and leave the stranger alone. Safety is key to living a happy joyful life.

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What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt a black guy ate him.

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What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

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A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

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what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

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What's a good joke? Not this one.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

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a horse walks into a blender ow

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

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Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

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What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

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why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

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Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

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Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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