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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

diarrhea, diarrhea, duh duh diarrhea, I flush someone down the potty with my diarrhea Duh, duh diarrhea I want to marry my diarrhea duh duh diarrhea. Written by Niggalyncha666

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

A used condom filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Cajuns love drinking And drowning too

What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

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