Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

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How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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Why did I have sex with your mom? Because she was a beautiful individual with a fine taste in the classical arts. She also offered me a ride to her place for a delicious 3 course meal. Afterwards our romance blossomed and we decided to have sexual intercourse to show our mutual appreciation for each other.

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Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

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SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

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Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

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Why did the little boy and the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because they were dead.

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women outside of the kitchen

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

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A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

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A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

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alert("Hello");

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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The President, the Pope, and a small child are in a plane when the pilot announces that they are about to crash. The plane hits the ocean. They quickly remember that there is a life jacket under their seats and they promptly put it on, but wait to inflate it (by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs) it until after exiting the cabin.

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Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

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How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

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