how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

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Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

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You're Adopted.

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wat did the farmer say to little lucy? I'm about to rape u, don't scream

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Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

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Why didn't the boy respond to the text? His phone had run out of charge.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

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Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

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Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

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Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

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Why was johny late to school? He died

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minorities

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Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

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why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

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What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

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Why do you give a blond a gun You dont

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What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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