what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

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What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

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A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

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A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

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yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

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What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

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Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

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Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

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Title IX

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Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

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Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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son, you're adopted.

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

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What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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