whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

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A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

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A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

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How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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What do you call a white person? Caucasian

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so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

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Why are so many children obese? Because they eat to much and they are not physically active enough

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why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

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Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

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