whats black and has many friends? a kind sociable black person

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What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

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how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

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An Irishman walked into a pub and ordered a pint. He had planned to just have one but ended up having two since he'd had a rough day at work. His wife was slightly annoyed that he came home smelling of beer.

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How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

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What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies. One is used in the sport of bowling, and the other is just a tragic, very saddening sight to see.

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why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

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what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy are stranded in the middle of a desert. After many days of not finding food, water, or shelter they contemplate cannibalism to survive, but can't decide who to eat. The mexican dies first for an unrelated reason

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who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

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A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

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Why was the boy sick? Because he accidently ate his own feces.

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How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

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