What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

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Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

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Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

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Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

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What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy? You're skinny

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i hate black people

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

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(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

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Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

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Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

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A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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