Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

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I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

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Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

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Kid walks into principals office Principal: do you know why I called you down here. Kid: yeah, I punched a kid at lunch. Principal: that's not why I called you down here

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How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son was captured by a sexual predator, and your daughter tried to run from them, and now she's under the wheels of the bus going round and round.

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

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Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

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What's better than your mom dying? Chocolate Cake.

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What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

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What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

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whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

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Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

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If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

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Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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