- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

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A man walks into a bar.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

How do you kill and red head? Throw your mom at them!

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

Your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you're just a figment of my imagination.\

my mom raped yerr foot

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

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