Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, and has two possible oxidation states, +2 and the slightly more stable +4. Tin is the 49th most abundant element and has, with 10 stable isotopes, the largest number of stable isotopes in the periodic table. It is a silvery, malleable other metal that is not easily oxidized in air, obtained chiefly from the mineral cassiterite where it occurs as tin dioxide, SnO2.

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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Knock knock. Come right on in.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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How much is an abortion? A life

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How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

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women's rights.

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What do people say? words.

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Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

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A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

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dead battery come on down

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What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

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"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

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How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Whats funnier than a barrel full of dead babies? two barrels full of dead babies.

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Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

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I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

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what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

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Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

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Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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