A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. They discuss their differences over a pint of beer and leave with a greater understanding of each other's faiths.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

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A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

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Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

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Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

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What do you call a black guy that has a big white coat, an assortment of knives and a couple of women working for him? A doctor

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The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

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A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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why is my phone broken i dropped it

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Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

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A guy walks into a bar. But it was a solid steel bar and suffered severe wounds and a concussion. Lucky for him a bystander saw this happen and called 911. The man was transported to a hospital where he eventually made a full recovery and returned to work after one year.

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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