Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was an avocado

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Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

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An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

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whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

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Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

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"...."-Hellen Keller

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This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

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*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

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Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

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Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust? getting raped by a giant scorpion What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher, Mr. Smith What's worse than getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher Mr. Smith? Snapping your femur bone in half What's worse than snapping your femur bone in half? Birthing a dead baby

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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adam shagged katie lololol

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What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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