What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

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women's rights.

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What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

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Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

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What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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A man on his 21st birthday walks into a bar. He orders a piña colada. The bartender then replies "Sorry we do not sell piña coladas here." In disappointment, the man decides to order a different alcoholic drink and later becomes an alchoic for 20 years until he breaks his obsession and remarries his wife and has 5 kids. He then had a great life and died at age 92. He will be missed by his wife and children.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

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I don't believe in giraffes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

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what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

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Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

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Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

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What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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Dogs in my home.

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what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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