What's great about taking a shower with a twelve year old girl. Pulling her hair back and making her look like a six year old

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I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

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4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

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Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

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Is your refrigerator running? No.

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Q:I finished my Homework A:thats what she said

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

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What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

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Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

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How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

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What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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IT SOUNDS SO WROOONG! Actually I was thinking more about when I go short sentences, you go short, then I decide to put in like 500 lines in a single comment and then you do. Besides I call it caps! And no, I do not want you to be like me, there was already another me, it was a complete bitch killing him, I mean if I did not know a lot worse, I would say his chances at kicking my ass where equal. By the way, that "you you seducer" totally sounded like something Donald Duck would say, I dig Donald, so I guess I am into cartoons.

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

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Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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A woman is in a terrible car crash. The husband comes in, runs to the doctor and he says "Doctor! My wife...is she going to make it?" The doctor turns and says "your wife will survive, but she's experienced heavy brain trauma. She will never walk again. You'll have to bathe her, feed her, change her diapers, and cater to her every need." The husband starts crying and says "oh my God that's terrible! Are you serious?" The doctor replies "Yes."

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fack me!

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