- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

Women"s Rights

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

A man walks into a bar.....OW!

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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