What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

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What would happen if RAINN Wilson, the actor, married Michael MANN, the director? They'd probably be arrested; 2 men can't get married in California anymore (thanks a lot, Utah)!

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Guess what.. chicken butt

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What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

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what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

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Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

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What did the tomato say to the ketchup? Nothing both vegetables and condiments are inanimate objects, therefore cannot speak

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a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

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How would you rule?

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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knock knock come in

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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A Weight loss service that works

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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