What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

Womens' sports

When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Smelly Indians.

What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

women's rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

Why can't Tom go horse back riding? He is paralized from the neck down

Hitler was Jewish.

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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