What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

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The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

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Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

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What happens when you cross a housecat with a feral cat? A kitten is born.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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Q:what do you call a black bunny with five eyes? A: i don't know I have never heard of such a thing

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

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Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

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Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

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roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

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Your friend says "Hi" What do you say back? You say "chunky salsa?" She said "what?" You think she knows you made out with her boyfriend last night. So... You blurt out " I'm SO sorry I made out with your boyfriend lastnight" Know.... Your dead meat.

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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Lockerbie bombing

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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