"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, leaving her unable to respond to external stimuli and thus unlikely to able to pass a basic driving test.

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There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Why does Shaun's dad beat him? Because Shaun is an asshole.

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Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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The WNBA.

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What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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