What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

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What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

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A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

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What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

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What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

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Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

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What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

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A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

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I am really good at math debating

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

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What do you give hobos? Febreeze

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What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

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Bob dole

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when i'm away from home i sometimes get love sick, well they call it chlamydiae.

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What's wrong with woman Everything

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

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ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

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