How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well, one must question: 1. How much the electrician knows when it comes to screwing in lightbulbs. 2. The amount of electricians present at the scene. 3. The type of equipment being used in the process. 4. The physical and mental stability of the electrician. The situation is solely dependent on the above factors.

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what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? To get to the other side.

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

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how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

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Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

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Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

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What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

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a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

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Refridgerator.

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A man gets home from work late at night and his wife is already asleep. Then he remembers that he forgot some important papers and has to drive back to work to get them.

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Doctor, Doctor. I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your problems. You've got AIDS.

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A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

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why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

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Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

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what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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