- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

Want to hear a Joke? No.

Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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