Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

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how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

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Dyslexia ruels!

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

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Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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2 men walk into a bar without thier shirts. They get kicked out. 2 women walk into a bar without thier shirts They got beaten almost to death Why? The men dressed up as women, and every hated them so much they beat the almost to death when 2 cops walk into that bar, see the men dressed up as women and they too beat them. Little do they all know that the men disguised as women are really secret goverment agents looking into a drug deal. The drug dealers got away and now we have 2 people sueing the police department and drugs on the street again. Oh yeah I almost forgot: I made this up so if you read it you're going to die withing the next 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years. I gurantee it. If you dont the men in white coats are going to do extremely painful tests on you and you just might die so then no one will care and maybe get onto thier lives again. Why did I right this? It hasnt happened to me so I dont know If you tell me I will give you something more valueble than gold. Want to know what it is? TELL ME FIRST!!!!

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What's black and blue and red all over Sex

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can't wait until the baby boomers die

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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