Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

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How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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What did the hat say to the other hat? Nothing, because hats don't talk, stupid.

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Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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MICHAEL

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Coldpaly is a good band

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

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two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

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Mr. Burns sex scandal.

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what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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Meow.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

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chuck norris

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I used to write letters to Black people, then I got an arrow to the knee.

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Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

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Yo mama's so old, she might die soon

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