Anal cheese curds.

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Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

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69

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2+2= 478

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Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

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Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

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I once did something.

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There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

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Hi

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A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

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Dear emma brown i would appreciate if i could have my dick back, the you squeezed of wwith you ass cheeck -jackson edwards

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

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How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

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Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Du bist mein Kampf

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What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

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I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

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how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

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WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

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