- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Know what's funny? Jokes.

Why? Whats wrong?

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??