What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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whats black white and red all over an abused child

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

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Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

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What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

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if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

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"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

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Why did the fisherman go to Alaska? The commercial fishing business is strong there and it was a sound financial decision.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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