What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

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A chicken walks into McDonalds. He never comes out because he got grilled, greased, and seasoned.

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

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There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

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your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

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How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

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Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

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What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

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"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

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What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

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How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

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What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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