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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

I like my coffee like i like my woman.... with big titis.

Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

whats your name? bumder:)

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

A knock knock B who's there A your newborn give me your money or I will hang all your kids

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

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