What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

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Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

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knock knock. whos there?(haha ive never made my own joke before) Nick Nick who? Nick Saghir Oh, come in. Would you like some cookies?

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

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What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why do Mexican's wear pointy shoes? Because its part of their culture and is used as a sign of dignity when dancing to tribal music

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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