How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

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how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

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Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

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what do you call a black chef glendon

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What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

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What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

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Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

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What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

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I just flew here from Cleveland, and boy are my arms tired! The people on either side of me were hogging the armrests, so I had to kind of tuck my arms up behind my head and it was very uncomfortable.

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What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

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knock knock? come in

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Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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