Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

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Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

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Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

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"Almost as accidental as your spelling I'm afraid." -...

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learn the ropes?

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

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What's 9 + 10 19

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

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whats my name? Matt

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The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it made no sense

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

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what did the indian boy say to his friend? I wish you were real

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Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

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You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

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you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

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There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

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why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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