A girl's opinion is respected.

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

What's the worst thing to find in an empty box? Nothing,It's empty

LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

How many dead babies can you fit in my car? 37 1/2

Why was sally crying? she was sad

How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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