What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

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YOLO

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how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

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How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

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River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

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Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

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