What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

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What is more funny than 8 babies in 1 bin? 1 baby in 8 bins.

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why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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Good job, son.

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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Q: What sucks? A: Straws

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There was a man from Dundee. who's limericks always ended on line three. I don't know why.

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What is 2 + 2? 3 LOL

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A shark ate your mom

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A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

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Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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A scientists walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him, and asks him what he wants to drink. The scientist replies, "Just a coke, today. I'm driving."

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

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Knock Knock No one answers....

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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