Roses are red, Violets are blue.. And IDGAF!

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compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

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What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

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HEY are you aware of how tired your suitcase is? Sorry, I rest my case.

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Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

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Women's sports

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What happens when Darth Vader farts? Nothing. Darth Vader's butt was burned off on the volcanic planet of Mustafar and he fell into a lava pit. Darth Vader has since started a program called Darth Vader's butt replacement research foundation. Please donate money today. You could be changing a buttless person's life. Thank you very much.

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What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

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A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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Jebron Lames.

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

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A man had come into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man had come into a horse.

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what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

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Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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