- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

What did the black college graduate say to the Jewish high school dropout? Do you want me to also clean your fourth floor executive bathroom, Mr. Bernstein?

Why was the fat man removed from the restaurant? When his date didn't show up he started and crying and proceeded to stab himself with a fork

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Why did you loose the basketball game? Because they scored more points than us.

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

Q: Why does Bill Gates give so much money to charity? A: Because he wants to improve the lives of his fellow human beings, and also excessive wealth would be detrimental to his children.

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? Because they often have to interact with violent and distrustful criminals.

Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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