Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

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I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

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Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

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A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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Your mom.

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what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

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roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

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Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

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Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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Tim and Eric

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a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

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what is very tall and red a very tall red building

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

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What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

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I am just not using any mentalism nor any of those techniques anymore that is all, is it alright if I call you now?

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Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

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