An irishman walks out of a pub

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How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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smug face >:}

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when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

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Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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A seal walks into a club...

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How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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