Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

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Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

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Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

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whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

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How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

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Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

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I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

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Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

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French people.

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why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

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Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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