Which one is hardest?

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How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

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A blonde a red head and burrnett was on a island, heres there diolouge. Red:lets have a breast stroke race. bothe burnett and blonde:ok. The red head gets to the next island 1st and waits 2hrs,then the burnett comes up. Red:what took u so long? Burnett:i got hit by some waves.. they both wait weeks and weeks. the blonde comes . red and burnett: what took u long? Blonde:umm.... YOU GUYS CHEATED!! YOU USED UR HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

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Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

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alert("The Game");

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

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A man walks in to a bar, the bartender asks "what will it be?" The man says i don't know, what will it be?"

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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I'm so hot my father calls me son.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

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diarrhea.

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What do you call a fat kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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