What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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216-409-7176 Call me.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

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Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

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what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

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Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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What did Batman tell Robin when they got to Gotham City? -Robin, we got to Gotham City.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

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There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

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det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

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THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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