why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

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What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

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Tim likes girls

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

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Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

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What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

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Whats the best way to take the leaves off the tree? - Cut down the tree-

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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You don't need to know a girls period schedule. Just look in the garbage.

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What do you say to a rock? Meow

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why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

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A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

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ANDERS!! Thanks for the warnins, I mean I wuld beat you up even when I can barely move, but I just told the doc and the nurse to shut this door, thanks man, would never thought about that if you had not warned me... beat me up when I am poisoned? Your mom replied, it sasy "I do not like the idea" You know what I told you about not right? DO NOT THINK ABOUT A blue elephanT! WOSH BLUE ELEPGANT IN YOur MIND, ITS LIKE SAYING I AM NOT INTEREsted in KNOWING MUCH MORE! Your sister? YOu know she has a crush on me, ill fuck her so hard youul will know when she wont be able to walk straight or sit YES Id meet you, but you know... Ladies first... PS: OF Co0uRse iTS mY dick, in her mouth, it looks wrong because I AM FULL ON VALIUM YOu POISONOUS VENOM I wont turoture you, I mean not physically, but consider this the first picture, and if you want to see your mom and sister nekkid, then keep receiving picks. My skin is tan, yet they call me Black, the cloror of my soul. read below people, I am gonna bang his sistar, and his mom, watch out for the nekkid pics before they get removed on... Rate my ex, yeaaaah... any moment now, dont adress me anymore Anders, becuz the door is closed, and I cant saty awak anymore, nobody is coming in the doc said, its the bald guy with the smile, I told him to give you my phone with the last pic, he said maybe and asked if you wound nt get mad... Screw that phone, its full of your girlfriends nekkid pics anyways XD, he caught me sticking the finger btw, not the rest... And fuck you. Nero, the fucker.... Soon...

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A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

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People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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