A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

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What sounds really bad? An accordion.

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Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

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Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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Do you know what the meaning of life is? Of course you don't.

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what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

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the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

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Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

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What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

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What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

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So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

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An slutty attractive secretary went into her boss' office He killed her.

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Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

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What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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