- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

so dont touch it.

Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

What do you call a horse standing alone in an empty field? Tesco's own Beef Lasagne.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

person 1: Do you have a christmas necklace I could borrow for a party? person 2: I have a one with a leprechaun.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

Why was the little boy crying? Well first off he is adopted. He then woke up and found out his pop star dad is dead. ..... His name is blinket.

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

Japan is Weird We aren’t saying Japanese people are weird but it’s a fact that the strangest pictures floating around the internet are from Japan.

A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

What's the difference between a black guy and a Cadillac? One is a car and the other is a man. And it is insensitive to speak about race so blatantly, sir.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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