THIS IS an anti-joke.

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the redsox

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What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

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What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

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Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

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Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

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What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

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So this is an anti-joke website, right?

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What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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2 + 2 = fish

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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How many dead hookers can you fit in a trunk? Five

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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A father of four joins the military. He returns home after his service.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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