why did your parents die? because I thought it was funny...

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I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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Farmers are outstanding in their fields

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what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

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What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

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What do an Eagle and a sugar cube have in common? The fact that if let to disintegrate they both turn slowly to hydrogen after a period of time.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

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Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

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Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

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your mama's so fat... that's it

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

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There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

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So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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a couple argue and spend the night 96ing each other

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Gay republicans

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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