a little girl gets raped

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

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A group of 3 black male friends sit down to have lunch at the basketball court. One black man reaches in his pack and pulls out a watermelon. The second black man reaches in his basket and pulls out some fried chicken and a pan of cornbread. They both look expectantly towards their friend as he opens up his pack. Right as he opens it, however, his cell phone goes off. Upon completing the call, he hangs up and looks at his two friends. "My financial aid got approved, guys!" he exclaims. Both of his friends congratulate him on finally making it to college. They are so proud.

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Why don't women bother to have penises? Because they're lazy and they don't care.

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A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

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What's the best joke in the world? This one.

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Health food.

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Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

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rebecca is a hard worker

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Your mother is so old that she is dead.

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two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

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What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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