What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

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The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

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Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

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What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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Why was the accountant sad? He just watched his wife have consensual sex with another man.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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One day, I was looking at my brand new wooden table, and I thought, "wow, that is a very nice brand new wooden table." And then my dog peed on it. I killed the dog.

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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