What do you call a woman with one leg? I don't know. I am not in the position, currently, of knowing anyone who finds themselves in such an unfortunate condition.

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who is awesome? no one...

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

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Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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Knock knock! Who's there? an atheist. an atheist who oh sorry, I forgot atheists don't knock on people's doors

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

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How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

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Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

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Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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