Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

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What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

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a man walks into a bar and was arrested because it wasn't a bar it was a bank and he shot and killed 4 people during the armed robbery

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

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What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

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what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

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What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Ah don’t be sad, Boo’s here to cheer you up!

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

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Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

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Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

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Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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