Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

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"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

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A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

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-How do fit an elefant in a refrigerator? Open the door and shove it in -How do u fit a giraffe in a refrigerator? Take the elephant out and put the giraffe in -If the king of the jungle has a meating which animal doesn't come? The giraffe because hes in the refrigerator -How do u cross a lake where aligators and snakes live? U swimm because they're at the meeting

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What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

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Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

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Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

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Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

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What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

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whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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