Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

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What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

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why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

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What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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Why did the catholic priest get sent to jail? Tax evasion.

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what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

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Lets make like trees and stand still

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Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

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Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

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If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

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2 black kids walk into school

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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What did the rapist say before the little girl got in the van? Get in the van

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Old guitars sound like cat's guts

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how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

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What's the difference between a black guy and a Cadillac? One is a car and the other is a man. And it is insensitive to speak about race so blatantly, sir.

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