Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

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why was the boy crying he had cancer

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What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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What's the deal with airline food?

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

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obama leadership

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Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

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Knock Knock Whos there? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour who? Wait aren't you the one who's supposed to supposed tell the punchline? Oh Yeah

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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Why did the boy spill his lemonade? He was attacked by ravage dogs.

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What's worse than losing your phone? Getting raped anal until phones fall out

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

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A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get severe concussion, goes to hospital and dies three days later after suffering multiple brain haemorrhages.

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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