- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

What is yellow and has thick, shiny fur? A banana. I lied about the fur.

Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

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A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

yo momma is so tall shes tall

Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

there once was a black man who played basketball

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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