What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

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yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

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What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

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my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

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Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

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Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

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What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

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A man knocks on a wooden door. A woman says who is it?

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whats 2+2? 4

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

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There was 3 floors in a building. The man outside was watering plants. The man on the first floor was doing laundry. The man on the second floor was peeing out the window because the toilet wasn't working. The man on the third floor was cutting vegetables and accidentally dropped his knife out the window. Now, the four men all went out to tell what they did that day. The man on the third floor said that he was cutting veggies and dropped his knife out the window. The man on the second floor said that he got his wiener cut off. The man on the first floor said that he was just doing laundry. Then, the man outside said that he was watering plants and found a delicious sausage on the ground and he ate it.

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DAAAAAAAAMN! I AM BEHIND THE SQUARE WHEEL AGAIN! AND THAT SHIT IS POINTY! PRETENDING TO CARE IS SUCH A HASSLE! Anyway, I hope you know I was joking (otherwise you would totally be,not as smart as I thought) but yeah lets see, I am the fourth most pointless MAN, after "The square wheel", "My wife" (:)) I guess some guy just married the wrong wife huh?) And the the fucking wheel is a billion times more manly than Justin Bible or whatever you called that... Thing, and that wheel is made from a female tree! What? HAVE THE LAST COMMENT? I DO NOT GET HAVE! I GET TAKE BY FORCE! Well as far as comments and go, and sex of course.

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Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

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Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

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Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

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Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

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A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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