Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

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What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

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Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

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Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

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Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

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Your momma is so old, it is likely that she will pass away in the near future, and I would recommend you to spend some quality time with her.

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What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

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What do you call a book of notes? A notebook.

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why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

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Why was the gay guy sad?

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Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

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A turtle and a rabbit are having a race. The rabbit goes really fast and sees the turtle so far away. So the rabbit takes a short nap and waits for the turtle for a little challenge. Suddenly the rabbit wakes up and sees the turtle about to cross the finish line. The rabbit runs as fast as he can, but it was too late. A bus runs them over and they both die.

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

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Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

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Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

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How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

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Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

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what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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