There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

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What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

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How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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What did Christopher Colombus say to his men before they boarded the boat to sail around the world? Get on the boat.

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

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knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

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What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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