If you'd turn to page 43 you will find the homework. Have a good weekend!

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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i hate black people

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How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

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justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

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Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

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What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

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Your mom is such a slut that your dad didn't even ask her if you were his biological child and raised you as if you were, regardless of what the dna results may suggest.

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A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

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What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

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Knock Knock *Opens door* Hi John, you got here right on time!

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

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Anti Joke

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