Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza One is an ethnicity derived from Africa and One is an Italian dish that is well'ly known in all four corners of the world.

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Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

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Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5, you both have the same amount of money

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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Jovan

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How many carrots can you fit in a truck Depends who's driving

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What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

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Q. How do you blindfold a Chinese man? A. With a blindfold.

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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What did Washington say to California? WC

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

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why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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