What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

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oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

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What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

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What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

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What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

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What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

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Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

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A black man owns his own night club. He tells the white man to look out for his night club. The white man bangs his head. The black man says, I told you to look out, you have now bumped into my big club that I take out at night time.

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What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

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Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

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an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

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Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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