why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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Q: how many people with adhd does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: wanna go ride bikes?

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

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When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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Yo mama so fat she sells shade. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit. Yo mama so fat she in call of duty when a player kills her they get a 5 person kill streak. Yo mama so fat that she is fat. :)

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

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Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

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What is green and slow Grass.

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water, hydrated silica, glycerin, sorbitol, PVM/MA copolymer, sodium lauryl sulfate, flavor, cellulose gum, sodium hydroxide, propylene glycol, carrageenan, sodium saccharin, titanium dioxide all adds up to colgate. SO AS A MATTER OF FACT, CHEESE PLUS PIE IS CHICKEN. CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT I LIKE SAYING CHEESE, JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL BECAUSE THEY WERE BAGELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

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It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

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What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

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Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

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