Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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Q: Whats Red And Has Socks? A: An Apple, I Lied About The Socks..

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Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack addiction. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And is then a homeless broke man who does not even have 4 quarters to his name.

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I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

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Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

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There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

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What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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What did Santa Clause say to Rudolf? Nothing. Santa's not real.

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why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

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Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

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What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

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PENIS that is all

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What's round and red? A red and round solid.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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