Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

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Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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why did the man start living on the street? he lost his job, his wife left him, and had his identity stolen.

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How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

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A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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Why do men find it difficult to look each other in the eyes? The answer actually has deep routes in their psyche, subconsious, and psychological development as children.

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Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

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3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick.

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A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

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how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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What do you call it when the sh*t hits the fan? The sh*t hits the fan.

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Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

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I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

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What do you call a special Ed walrus? Anorexic pony ???? Discovering that a convicted sex offenderi is living nearby stirs up a range of feelings: fear, anger, insecurity and anxiety. There are many things you can do to make the situation more manageable - and channel these emotions into actions that address situations that put children most at risk for sexual harm. Learn how to identify the most common threats and concerns. Then find out the best ways you can join with others to keep everyone safe. Take action! Learn how to keep children safe Get the FAQs about the sex offender registryi Download our Tip Sheet:  Concerned about Sex Offenders in Your Neighborhood?

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Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

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whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

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what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

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