A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

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A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

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Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

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Penis-biter

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

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Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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Well, as you know, I have alzheimers and... ... ... ... ... ... Well, as you know, I have alzheimers.

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Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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