Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's really ugly and smells like a hampster? My hampster.

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What do chickens, pictures and babies have in common? Nothing.

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what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

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What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

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what happens when a white guy goes to harlem he gets robbed by 5 to 10 black men

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

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chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens are very absent-minded creatures. the chances are the chicken saw some form of bug or other edible life form from across the road and decided to venture over in that direction. if the road was not there, the chicken would most likely have still crossed that same expanse of ground, regardless of potential consequences.

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Yo mama's so poor she is on welfare.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? A family friend paying a visit.

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Your mom is so hot your daddy married her and they lived happily ever after

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Why was the black boy late for school? He missed the bus

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whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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whats worse than hitler? Anti-Jokes By darragh hamilton

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There was a man from Dundee. who's limericks always ended on line three. I don't know why.

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Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

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whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well that, my friend, is a good question.

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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