What is a question?

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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How did the young child react when a bullet went through his head? He fell to the ground and his heart stopped beating.

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whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

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"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

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Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

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What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

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So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

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Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

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knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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