A white man asks a black man, "Did you fall into a chimney?" and laughs. The man proceeds to wash off his hands and face to reveal beautiful, dark-brown skin. Then they both joke about it because they are best friends.

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how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

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Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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What is red and green, red and green, red and green? A frog in a blender.

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Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

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A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

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September 8, 2011 Amy Winehouse: 46 days sober. Date of death: July 23, 2011

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Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

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http://i.imgur.com/BJsbT.jpg

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What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

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What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

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Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

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What do you do with a dead black man? Respect his final wishes and provide him with proper funeral services.

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Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

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Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

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Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

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A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

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a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

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A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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