What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? Stuck

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Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

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What does Tupac and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead but most of the people think they aren't.

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Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

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A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

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Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

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A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

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A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

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What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

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What did the tomato say to the ketchup? Nothing both vegetables and condiments are inanimate objects, therefore cannot speak

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Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

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What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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Why did the black man die? He drove off a cliff.

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Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

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How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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