What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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Row, row, row your... Canoe.

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Micheal Jackson has never been on the moon, Neil Armstrong never had plastic surgery and Micheal was a pop star.

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

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The WNBA

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Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

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Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Some of the people on this site who write these "jokes" are complete morons. Many of them believe that racism, sexism, and spamming is hilarious. Each one of them is a ****ing dumbass and needs to be removed from this site. Racism is not funny, people are murdered because of it! Those who think that they are being funny by insulting others need to get a life and stop ruining this site for others who want to read good jokes free of racism. Africans, Hispanics, Jews, and everyone else deserves better than to be insulted like this. And I'm a white, so take that you racist whores! I apologize for those of you who have good humor that have to read this, but those other jerks need to be told off.

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Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

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