Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

One scientist is talking to another scientist. One say "what's the matter?" The other replies "my family is dead"

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

TEAM Together Everyone Argues More

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

Knock knock It's open, come in.

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

Winking at old people

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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