What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

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Boom.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

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Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

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knock knock go away ok

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

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How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

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How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

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Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

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What is long hard and woody? A tree.

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Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

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What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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What did the golfer do when he hit a shot with a lot of pressure on him into the water? He dropped another ball and continued on, for golf is a civilized game and bad manners are prohibited.

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Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

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Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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