like most people my age. im 27

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

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What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

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fridge

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

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A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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Anti Joke

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