What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

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So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

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Your momma is so fat she has an increased risk or cardiac arrest due to obesity. I ridicule her based on the theory that her morbid obesity is due to the fact that she has a diet consisting of large amounts of calories and high fat content and/or she is known to be very sedentary and does not partake in physical exercise. However, if this increase in body fat content is due to genetics I retract my previous statement and wish only the best for her, also, you might want to lower your calorie intake and visit your local gym, lest you succumb to morbid obesity, much like your mother.

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What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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Johnny woke up christmas morning, went downstairs and opened his presents to find he had an iPhone, iPad,Ps3 Laptop, the full lot. Then his mate came around and Johnny bragged about all the stuff he had got. Then his mate replied," I wish i had cancer".

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

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What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

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You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

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Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

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Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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