What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They were caucasian artists.

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Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

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What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

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What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

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What happened to the blind man who went skydiving? Nothing but the dog was unlucky.The dog kept squirming and he thought he hadnt gone down the cliff yet and said "ok fine dont come with me!".The dog didnt survive. :'(

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What happened when you heard this joke? You didn't laugh.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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What does a kangaroo and a zucchini have in common? Neither one can ride a bike.

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What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

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Roses are red and blue Violets are red and blue Those 3D glasses really suck.

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why did everyone in the swimming pool move away from the woman... because she had a miscarriage

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Once upon a time there was a kid he was happy The End

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Hey, you know what'd be funny? A guy having a seizure saying, "Help I'm having a seizure!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Fvck this poem I'll just go play video games.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Peoples' bad attempts at Anti-Jokes.

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What happens to a red rock when you throw it in a blue sea? It gets wet

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what's the best part about twenty three year olds? There is twenty of them

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What's red, black, and blue all over? A canvas with red, black, and blue paint.

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A zookeeper, a shoemaker, and a guy named Billy Jones walks into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we closed". So they left.

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Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares

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Why did my phone crack? I dropped it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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