Detroit has a low crime rate

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Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

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A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

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Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

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Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

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How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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What did the explorer say to the new species Oh look it says squirtle let's call it squirtle Oh look it say woof let's call it poochyena

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How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the christian says "if you don't believe in god you will go to hell." the atheist replies "if there was a benevolent supreme being, logic dictates that there would be proof of his existence other than a 2,000 year old book." they agree to set aside their petty differences and get on with their lives.

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A man punches a 3rd grader in the stomach. Not long after he is arrested and no longer is allowed within 500 feet of a public school.

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THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

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Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

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what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

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Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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