Dogs

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

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What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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Oh...okay, good.

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why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

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And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

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What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

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EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because She's Dead.

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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