what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

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Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

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Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? -taken care of. by: Calee^_^•

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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Roses are red, I want a gravestone, nobody loves me, forever alone

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What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

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Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

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Ron Paul for President!

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whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

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roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

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Math: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 4 in the other, what do I have?" Answer: "An unreasonable amount of bottles to hold in two hands."

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You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

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September 8, 2011 Amy Winehouse: 46 days sober. Date of death: July 23, 2011

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What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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Your momma is so fat she has an increased risk or cardiac arrest due to obesity. I ridicule her based on the theory that her morbid obesity is due to the fact that she has a diet consisting of large amounts of calories and high fat content and/or she is known to be very sedentary and does not partake in physical exercise. However, if this increase in body fat content is due to genetics I retract my previous statement and wish only the best for her, also, you might want to lower your calorie intake and visit your local gym, lest you succumb to morbid obesity, much like your mother.

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What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

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