Once upon a time.

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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You attend a school atop a hill in the middle of the town. A river flows east of the hill, under the bridge built for the highway that runs two miles behind the school. You mother leaves for work at 6:00 a.m., and your brother leaves at 9:00 a.m. Schools starts at 7:30 a.m., and you have to pick up a sandwich on the way, for lunch. Also, you forgot to do an assignment that's due today, and it'll take you at least thirty minutes to complete it. How do you get to school on time? You walk.

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jeffrey: Do you know what happened on the 5th of november? gerald: No jeffrey: I cant remember

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Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. Due to the height of the fall, one of his ribs pierced his heart and he also suffered extensive head trauma and internal bleeding due to the force when he hit the floor, where he lay in agony for several hours before dying a slow, painful death.

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Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

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You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

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find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

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A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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