Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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What is long and black The unemployment line

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you will now laugh.

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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What did john say to bob Hey bob

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What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

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Three black men walk into a bar. One of the men, having recently reached sobriety, opts not to commence in the consumption of alcohol. The other two, impressed by his level of restraint, decide to leave the bar and take the initiative to turn their lives around for the better.

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Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

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What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

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Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

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If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

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One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

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Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hurricane Irene.

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Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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