what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

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Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

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how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

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Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

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why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

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Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

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im black

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Guest what in the butt

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Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

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I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

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Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees an officer standing on a street corner and a pile of burning rubble behind him. He asks the officer what happened and he replies "A bomb fell from the sky and annihilated the city orphanage. 214 children were killed and two nearby families of 3 and 6 were severely injured and are now in the hospital with no hope of survival." The man was found dead later that week with a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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