Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

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Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

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Why doesn't Stephen Hawking play football? Because he's a nerd.

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Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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A blonde walked into a phone pole.

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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What do you call a Mexican in a suit? Another Drug lord What do you call a black guy in a suit? Guilty. What do you call a white guy in a suit? The black guys lawyer What do you call a woman in a suit? You don't call her anything as you wonder why she isnt in the kitchen. What do you call a women outside a kitchen? Useless. -Jordan.M

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How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

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do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

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What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

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What did the mole say? Nothing

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There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

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You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

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How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

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Q: What do you get when you cross an Elephant and a Rhinoceros? A: Merriam-Webster defines "cross" as "an affliction that tries one's virtue, steadfastness, or patience." This comedic exercise is one such affliction.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

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sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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