- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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