why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

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how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

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fava beans

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

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no one walks in to a bar bar tender: shit!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

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Johnny is walking around school when he sees a kid crying. He asked the kid what he was crying about and the kid said " I was trying to talk to a girl"

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Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

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Listen pretty lady, NO WHAT WE HAVE BEEN DOING FOR LIKE SIXTEEN HOURS OR SOMETHING NON STOP STRAIGHT, IS VERBOTEN! Honestly, for me its a bit of a requirement, sure girls can go all like "But you are like friendzoned to me now", but then I... Hmm, you know, not a womanizer,my wife has the right word for it, I am a seducer.... Suddenly I do not like the sound of that, actually Its not a bit of a requirement, it is TOTALLY a requirement. Say, does it bother you when I mention my wife like at randomness?

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Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

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What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

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What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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