A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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Women's rights

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I Have a Black Friend

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A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

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Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

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How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

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How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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How you know when dislextic

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your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

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A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

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whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

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What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

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You should never talk to strangers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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