Womens rights

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A blonde walked into a phone pole.

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Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

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How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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Nero, listen, do not try to imply that you created the Iron man method, that was developed by many people over the duration of many years in the former underground society. You seem far too educated to be the savage you claim to be, if I told you that our people will do the uttermost to see if we can fix that eye of yours and succeed, will you forgive my failure and imperfections as a leader? Look at it this way, I am a leader, not a ruler, what my followers do is up to them, but if they cannot understand that they have to pay the consequences behind their actions, they have no place within the order, as for the expression "my order" it is simply what my many followers like for me to say, not because they are unwilling to take responsibility, but as a token of praise. Our articulations and means of expressing desire and such are very much the same, have you ever been part of our order?

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

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Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

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Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

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im gay

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What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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whats better than shoes feet

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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