Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

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What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

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You know you are from New York when you live in Manhattan.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Shrubs are red, Trees are red, Holy shit my garden's on fire!

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Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

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Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

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1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

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Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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How do you survive the plague? you dont.

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What did the girl say in her French lesson? Miss, I don't get it, its in a different language.

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chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

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Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

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Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

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A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

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A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

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what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

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Chinese drivers.

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roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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