Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

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Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

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Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

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involved parents.

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I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

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hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

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Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

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If you have 12 apples and 7 oranges in one hand, and 9 apples and 10 oranges in one hand, what do you have? Very large hands.

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Women

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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whats good about poland... fukk all

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs? Names

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"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

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