Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

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You know how I felt about Nero, no way id ever date anyone but you, back then that is. Fine I will come along, I bet you left the base at "point zero" without the information he left, you have not changed a bit Seth, always too impulsive for your own good, but Nero was always like that and that, turned out, well damn. Tell me first, if you come get me, how much have you really changed mentally from the last time we met? You sincerely sound like a psychopath and I could use a shoulder to cry on rather than be escorted to some sick torture dungeon thing. I gather you are not far away, could you please get over here asap? I do not care about more than the standard code anymore, you have not changed much, except you are a deranged psychopath now, I get it, in your place I think id do the same, I have no idea how bad Nero was doing when you found him, and I sure as hell dont want to know.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

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Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

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Wanker

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Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

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If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

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A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

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Why did the plane crash into a mountain? Because a Banana was flying it, and Bananas can't fly planes.

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

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How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

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whats brown and sticky? A stick

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

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how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

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Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

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Q: What's worst than the Holocaust? A: 6 million Jews

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Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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FAP

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