A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

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What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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Why was Jesus able to walk on water? Because he was the son of God and therefore devine, he can do whatever he pleases

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Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

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How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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Women's rights.

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

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A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

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If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

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"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

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Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A girl who really needs to see the doctor.

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Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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