How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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Click thumb up i will be eternally grateful

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Whats 0+0 0

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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Penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

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What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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whats hairy and crys your mom

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I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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This is a random Anti joke.

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Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

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Justin Bieber

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A blind, black guy walks into a building. Unfortunately it was a secret KKK building and they beat him, raped him and left him to die. Luckily he was found alive and transported to the hospital. To bad the hospital was bombed by Al Queda.

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Mitt Romney

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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