What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

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A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

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Why do black people suck? Because they're black

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, now that i think of it, roses come in many colors And violets are actually violet in color, thus the name

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A black person dies.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

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Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

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You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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A man walks into a bar, he is an alcohol and it's tearing his family apart

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2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

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Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Steve Jensen. Oh hi Steve, come in.

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

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ur dug has tits <3 from Alec Bamford xxxxxxxx<3<3<3xxxxxx QAHS 4life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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