Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

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A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

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Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

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What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

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What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

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What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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Why did paul macartny have plastic surgery? Because he wasn't happy with the looked

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

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how many jews can you fit in an oven? -well zero because the conventional oven cannot fit a full sized human

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what happened to the drug addict? he go high

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A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

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PICKLES

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

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What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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a: How can you tell you are not pregnant? b: I don’t know. a: Like this: I’m not pregnant.

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