who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

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Whats green? The color green.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

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Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

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Those days where everything goes wrong, and you think to yourself "I just gotta do whats right here"... ...Sigh... 2. DO YOU KNOW WHY I HATE YOU SO MUCH? BECAUSE I HATE YOU! (Blame is on me, love and hate are not opposites, send me a copy of your book, and ill rip it out for you)

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Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

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Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

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where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

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Needless to say,

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What can be worst than letting someone you dont know run a chainsaw? Letting Smokey Dokey run a chainsaw!

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how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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Two ducks are sitting in the bathtub. One asks, "Hey, can you please pass the soap?" The other responds, "Sure, if you pass the typewriter."

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Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

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A dog walks into a bar and asks for a pint.. But is immediately turned away as dogs are not allowed in pubs.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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