What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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What happened to the twins? 9/11

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A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

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Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

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Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

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c-? men, C-men

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Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

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whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

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What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

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What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

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what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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