Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

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Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding your babies head in a microwave

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4 is half the number 8 is.

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why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He looked both ways and saw there was no traffic.

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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