Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

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THE GAME

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? They were my friends.

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Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

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God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

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How can you tell if there is an idiot at a dogfight? When someone pits a Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a moron at a dogfight? When someone BETS on the Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a cheater at a dogfight? When the victory goes to the Chihuahua.

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

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Where did Lucy go went the bomb went off? Everywhere

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why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

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a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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Bin Laden is dead.

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What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

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Anti Joke

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