If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

It's your mother, open the door.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

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Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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