Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

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Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

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one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

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Whats an Anti-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

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Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

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Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

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If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

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Good afternoon.

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what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Excuse me, I have a shitload of stuff to do, so you are Eliza huh? I thought that was just one person conveying something to someone. Anyway, what is your name? My name is actually Nero, but you do not strike me as an Eliza, first name is more than enough. You know, if you dare, Ill be back shortly, I was gonna shower but then again, I haven't moved at all today, so yeah. Saved you? I have never saved anyone well, excuse me then, see you around, worry less about people bothering with us chatting, hell they might risk learning something (not a chance, people here are fucking jackasses, with one exception, and I do not mean me this time).

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What do you call a blond in a library? A girl that likes to read.

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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