How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

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What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

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(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

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What?

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Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Approximately 75 pounds of wood a day

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Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

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womens rights

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What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

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why did ben perve on the 5 year old girl he is a pedofile

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

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Chuck Norris.

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Why? Whats wrong?

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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why do police kill so many young black men in America? it's a difficult question that deserves a thoughtful response. many complex issues are at play, but we also feel a sense that something must be done. we cannot ignore some of the forces at work here, yet we cannot all personally take responsibility, either. or maybe he wanted to steal his girl. that shit really happens. THAT SHIT LEGIT HAPAPNES.

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Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

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Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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