What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

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A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

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What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

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What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

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There's a skunk and a lawyer standing on the side of the road, what's the difference? There are tire marks infront of the skunk.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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Robin, get in the car.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

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Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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A man walks into an insane asylum and says hello-The inmates assault him with mindless babble. A man walks into an insane asylum and says argblthenthrozaphowea-The inmates say hello.

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Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

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It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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