- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

SC Johnson a Family Company

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

Dislike this, and I kill myself.

What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

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