Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

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Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

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why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

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Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

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Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

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Your mother is so fat, she tried to suicide because she was unhappy with her weight. She tried a diet and it didn't work; she suffers from depression and went to see a doctor about her weight. Life is getting worse for your mother and she is starting to develop diabetes. Your relatives and cousins are going to the hospital to visit her sometime this week; the doctor says she only has about a week left before she passes away.

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what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

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Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

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Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

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Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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Why are you gay? Because ***** you

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Why? Whats wrong?

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why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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