black people swimming

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

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The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

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What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

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PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

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Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

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Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "It sure is hot in here". The other muffin says, "Yeah like 350, 375".

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What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

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what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

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What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

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What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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