A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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boner

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

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An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

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Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

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okay so theres this guy.

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

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Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple?

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A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

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What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

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More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

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What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

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A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

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Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

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How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

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Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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