if a sentence contains the words "Chuck Norris" it still has to end up with a period otherwise it is bad grammar and is looked down upon by American society.

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

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Q: Why did the Klansman go up to acclaimed rapper and television star, Flavor Flav, and say "Do you know what time it is, boy?" A: Because his trademark "bling" seems to be an actual functioning time piece. Q2: Why did that same Klansmen brutally murder Flavor Flav after he learned it was 5:46 in the pm? A2: Becasue Flavor Flav is black and that's kinda what you're expected to do in the Klan...

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(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

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watch a i d s left

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

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What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

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Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

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How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

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Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

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3 men in a boat One day there were a American, Mexican, and a Chinese men in a boat. The Chinese man threw over a fortune cookie and said we have to many of these in our country. The Mexican threw over a taco and said we have to many of these in our country. The American threw over the Mexican and said we have to many of these in our country. The End

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Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

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i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

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What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

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Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

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How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

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Anti Joke

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