Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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You ever notice when geese fly in a V there is one line that is always longer than the other? Do you know why that is? Because there are more geese in that line.

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What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

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What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey..I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.

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Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

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justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

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why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

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we asked cheryl cole what she would do if it was the last day on earth she replied.. id probably spend all the time with my family. wrong cheryl youd spend your last day on earth running away from other people wanting to accomplish their last day on earth dreams

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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why didnt the whiteperson sit down at obama's election? because he had hemorrhoids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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