When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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There once was a little girl called maddie who had a very earisponaceable daddy, she was taken from her bed and now she is dead and was raped by a Portuguese tranny

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A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

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A bar walks into your mother.

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roses are red poo is poo

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

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why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

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Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

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What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

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So, I'm sitting by this guy in Science class and we're learning about fungi. So this guy is being really nice and I tell him, "Bro, you're just a FUNgi to hang around", like fun guy.

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How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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What do you call a fish that isn't moving? Dead.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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Why did the squirl eat the accorn? Because he enjoys it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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