Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

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1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

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A penguin bikes to a bakery, the baker asks him "what kind of bread do you want?" Penguin replies "it doesn't matter, im biking"

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What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

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Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

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What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

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When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

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Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

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How do you get a tower to move? Hit it with a plane.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

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Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

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I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

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Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

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Anti Joke

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