Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

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whats worse than hitler? Anti-Jokes By darragh hamilton

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What's up with airplane food? Well I am a big fan of peanuts, so nothing

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Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

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Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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"Knock, knock!" "Who's there?" "The police." "'The police', who?" "Sir, come out of your domicile with your hands up and no weapons present. You've just gone to an orphanage and massacred almost every nun who's worked there for almost five years. Not only that, but your son has also contracted AIDS from his previously lesbian girlfriend whom she has lost her mother too in the orphanage accident you've just caused."

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "It sure is hot in here." The other muffin says "Holy shit a talking muffin

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Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

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why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

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What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

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My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

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Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

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