What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

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So you have been really stressed lately huh?

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first one to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson molested little children.

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what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

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What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

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Poop

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

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how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

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How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

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I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

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Actual jokes are now obsolete.

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Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

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I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

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Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

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What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

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marshal sterio had sex

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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