What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

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Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

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hey, my names mark.

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Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

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How many fingers does Charlie Sheen have? 8. and 2 thumbs. just like most everybody else.

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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HOLY SHIT BITCH!!!

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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Knock knock *No one was home*

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Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

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what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

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What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

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trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

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Once upon a time, a handsome prince met a beautiful princess. They both fell in love with each other. They then got married and lived happily ever after.

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AAAnd that did not totally send a rush of sweet endorphin's up my spine, I think myself of as really really blunt, I value individualism rather than complete assimilation, I think that, if people want to hear my opinion, they ask me, and if they want to hear what they want to hear, they can ask... Pff, anybody else. I end up insulting a lot of people literally asking for it, but moments like these make it all worth it. I am also extremely superstitious, the catchphra states "Grain of salt" so I wont take your comment completely... I am just screwing around...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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