How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

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what's worse than finding mommy kissing santa clause ? slave trading

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the WNBA

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

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Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

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Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

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What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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A guy walks into a bar. But it was a solid steel bar and suffered severe wounds and a concussion. Lucky for him a bystander saw this happen and called 911. The man was transported to a hospital where he eventually made a full recovery and returned to work after one year.

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HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

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An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

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Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

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Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

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Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

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