Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

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why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

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Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

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Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

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blubber vaginass CC

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

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Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

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So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

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Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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WNBA

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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a: How can you tell you are not pregnant? b: I don’t know. a: Like this: I’m not pregnant.

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Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

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Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

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Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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Anti Joke

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