what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

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Theres this guy that got pulled over and the guy in the car said: I have AIDS the cop said: Oh, really when did you get them? I don't have AIDS

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Hey guya im a female stripper and if you want to have some fun call me 8633972535 thanks. -Tyler

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Yes

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What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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A black man has a job.

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a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

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An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

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Roses come in a variety of colors.

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q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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Knock-Knock The man wasn't home, so there was no answer.

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A dog was barking at a tree

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up you retarded poet!

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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