What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

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Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

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whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

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Internet Explorer

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What time is it? 12:03 AM

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Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

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Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

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A rabbi walks into a bar, in traditional Jewish garb. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Sorry, you'll have to leave". The Jewish gentleman says "Why, don't you serve Jews in here?". The bartender replies "Of course we do, but we just found asbestos in the walls and we're closing for remodeling." The rabbi politely apologizes for making misplaced assumptions about the bartender's place of business.

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Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

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There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

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What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To find some grain.

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

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What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

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A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

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Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

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why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

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Anti Joke

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