is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

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What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

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How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

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once upon a time, it snowed

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What is the difference between finding a dead black man on the street or a dead dog? There are tire marks in front of the dog.

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Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

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There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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Yo mama is so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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So you're walking through the desert and the wheels fall off your canoe, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 13 because baseballs can't have babies

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What time is it? 10:58

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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