This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

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Why can't the Mexican float? He never learned the proper technique as he was not allowed to take swim class.

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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Lets go Detroit Pistons!

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Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

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what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

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Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

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A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

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what did the farmer do? plant

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

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Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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