whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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Hey! Where is my tracker?

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

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What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

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What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

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What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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What did the snake say to the rat?

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

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When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

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What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

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Hi

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What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

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Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

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What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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