Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

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How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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Why did the man die in a car crash? Answer: He was not fallowing the traffic laws and therefore risking the life of himself and others. This may have resulted from the possibility that he was under the influence of alcohol, he was under the influence of drugs, he was emotionally unstable from a bread up, he was emotionally unstable from because of an abusive family, he was emotionally unstable from losing his job, he had an abusive childhood, he was emotionally impaired, he was high from lack of oxygen, he wanted to wear a blindfold, he didn't like his car, liked to spin the steering wheel a lot, he thought the gas was the break, or he just didn't like traffic laws.

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What is the saddest part of a Jew's life? The fact that every single day the world turns more and more 'jokingly' anti-semetic until the point that the Jewish people have become so overwhelmed by depression that they begin committing suicide until the point of Jewish extinction.

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Q: Why couldn't Sally ride her bike? A: because Sally has Cerebral Palsy.

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Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

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What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Remember IRON MAN 3! Subscribe to www.prettypleasehelpmeforgethatpieceofshitmovie.com

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What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

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Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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whats funny? small ginger girls who die there head red, then it turns ginger again

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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