What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

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Rob Bell

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What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

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Three men walk into a Bar.... You'd have thought at least one of them would have seen it !

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

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Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

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Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

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The child was fired from his job.

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What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

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what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

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Three minorities walk into a bar and are treated poorly

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Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

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whats the difference between a cat and a rooster? who the hell cares, all black people should die

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -He thought it was a game Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? -He had no arms Why did the girl fall off her bike? -She was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

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A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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