Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

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99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

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These Jokes suck.

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Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

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Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

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How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

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What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

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What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

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So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

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What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

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Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

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Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

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How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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