What's big and white?

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

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An airplane has 100 bricks on-board. If you drop one brick, how many bricks would be left? 99 -------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you put a giraffe inside a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put the giraffe inside, close the refrigerator. -------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you put an elephant inside a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put the elephant inside, close the refrigerator. -------------------------------------------------------------------- The Lion King gathered all the animals from the land to a meeting. Everyone came, except one. Who was the animal? The elephant. He's still inside the refrigerator. ------------------------------------------------------------------- You want to cross a river, but you know that there are crocodiles there. There is no bridge, vines to swing from, etc. How do you cross the river? Swim across the river. The crocodiles are at the meeting with The Lion King. ------------------------------------------------------------------- So you swimmed over the river, but how did you still die? You were hit by the brick falling from the airplane.

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2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

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A man walks into a bar and utters profanity because he's hit his head on a protruding metal object that cannot move out of the way and has therefore made him look stupid because he neglected to walk around it.

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What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

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Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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A inventor was wandering around the desert one day, then he found a magic lamp, he rubbed on it and thus came up a genie! The genie asked: What do you want? The inventor responded: Meh, no idea... Thy wish is granted, answered the genie. The now ex inventor never came up with something new ever again.. Moral: Huh?

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a fat old hobo named da'shovant'e ate a bucket of fried chicken then killed a little girl named poopface McFergusen

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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A Mexican, a Jew and an African walk into a bar. Now, it seem it was the Jew's turn to pay for drinks. So, all three ordered drinks, and the Jew paid for them.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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