Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

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What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

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What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

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'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

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NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

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What do you call a fish with no fins? Dead.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?" The horse cannot understand what the bartender said and instead finds it threatening, so it has a complete spasm and wrecks the whole bar.

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Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

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What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

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Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

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What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

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Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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