Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

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A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

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How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

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Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

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What happens if you are in the north pole at a temperature of -2 Cº and you throw a rock to the air in straight line? The green rockeater will eat it

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

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A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

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why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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What's gay and gay? Joe

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I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

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KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

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Hey guya im a female stripper and if you want to have some fun call me 8633972535 thanks. -Tyler

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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