yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

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what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

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A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

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What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

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What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

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What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

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Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

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How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

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What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

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A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Anti Joke

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