Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

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What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

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Knock knock! Who's there? an atheist. an atheist who oh sorry, I forgot atheists don't knock on people's doors

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Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

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Man 1: Is your refrigerator running? Man 2: Nope, broke last week.

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

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Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

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Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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I grammer is gooder then yours.

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What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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A giraffe walks into a bar.... just kidding, a giraffe wouldnt fit in a bar.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

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Nickelback.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

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You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

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Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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