That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

what are you mike bibby?

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

What's worse than rain on your wedding day? You scheduling your wedding to be held on an aircraft carrier on december 7th 1941.

Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

What did the fish say after he

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