Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

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Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

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*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

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Twenty-Four

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why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

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Knock knock Who's there? Tom Tom who? Tom Rodgers I don't know you Tom decides to leave the house because the person in the house does not recognize him

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what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

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Terry is at his job, when he drops his cookie on the floor. His coworker accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his coworker. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. Turns out Terry is black.

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What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

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Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

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Why did Martha Stewart's skin hurt? My friend has a skin condition :( and is dying, skin cancer is not something to make fun of.

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rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

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Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

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how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

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Do you know what's the difference between a bicycle and a black man? A bicycle is an object and a black man is a human being.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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