- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

Why did the coconut fall out of the tree? Gravity.

whats 2+2? 69 LOL

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

What happens when you choke a smurf? It dies.

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

I used to tell people: step on my foot on purpose and ill FUCKlNG BREAK YOURS! Then I Evolved.. friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Thumb me down or step on my foot if only on mistake, and I will break off both your legs and ram them up your ASS!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had completed its task on the aforementioned other side and was returning back to the coop for a feeding now that the sun had set.

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