- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

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Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

CFL

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

I think everybody should have a penis.

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why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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