How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

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Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

Aodhan peanut head Hearty

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

"Hey guys lets have a standing obviation." No one else stands....

Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

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How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

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What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

How did the dog die? He was put down.

Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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