Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

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why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

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How do you stop a fridge from making contact with the ground? Cut its cable's ground pin.

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

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What do you call a group of black men stampeding down a hill? Dangerous, so they should slow down!

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A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

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Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How many people live in China? At least ten.

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

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Women's rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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