Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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How did the young child react when a bullet went through his head? He fell to the ground and his heart stopped beating.

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It's all Taggart

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SBB

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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What do an Eagle and a sugar cube have in common? The fact that if let to disintegrate they both turn slowly to hydrogen after a period of time.

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

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Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

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Knock knock --Come in.

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

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i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

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Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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Anti Joke

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