- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

I can see you under there. Under what?

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

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