Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

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Why was the child lying in the scrap yard? because he was being torn apart by guard dogs.

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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The EPA.

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What did the muffin say to the other? This isn't logical

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How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

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An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

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Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

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What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

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Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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Death by kayak

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what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

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time to spruce up!

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Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

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So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

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Anti Joke

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