How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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Democracy.

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

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What do you call a black person pushing a car? A very strong human being.

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How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

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Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

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I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

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You know what's worse than having a terrible boss? Being unemployed.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

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What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

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What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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Women's Rights.

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Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

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Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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