It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

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- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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I hate Jews The Holocaust

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Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

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Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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Knock knock! Yes?

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Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

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What do a plum and an elephant have in common? They're both gray, except for the plum

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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