Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

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What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

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What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

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What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

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why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

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You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

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Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

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why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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Whats two plus two Four!

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What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

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Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

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black people

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

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How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

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What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

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where do you hide a black mans paycheck? somewhere he would never find it

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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