A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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What is bright yellow and tastes like Gatorade? Antifreeze

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Yeah, Eliza, its me, its so strange, you are the only one I remember from highschool, I was worried you had forgotten about me, anyway, yeah type as if you where speaking to him, and dont worry, I know I could not keep a secret back then, and I told Nero, so and he promised me he would kindly break my fingers if I told anyone, besides I dont do that anymore trust me.

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

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what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Trashcan!

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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How old is victor? Old

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Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

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read this

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Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

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A black man, a mexican, and a christain are on an island. There are also many other people on the island, since all of North America and South America is one giant land mass.

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I Have a Black Friend

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

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How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

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A seal walks into a club.

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How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

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