What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

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what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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Patient- Doctor, I am feel intense feeling for 15 year old pop singers!!! Doctor- Oh, sound like youve got Beiber Fever. Patient- Whew. I thought it was something serious Doctor- Its terminal, you have about 5 more days to live.

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What is it called when your friend tells you that Justin Beiber was laid? Lying.

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What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

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In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

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do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

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Nero, I understand, what I thought was correct, was to teach people to understand those exact words that you are conveying. Its not that, I am afraid of showing the world the man that I am. But rather that I am not a man, I admire your vision, and tried to follow it, as we got much in, common, I can think as an individual and still admire your work. But you know how society is built, if too many find out I am a woman, then that not only reveals that I have been lying to them, which I have, but also that well, women are not exactly seen as equals, I know I never was, all people ever saw in me was "a great pair of tits".

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how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? A ride to a Concentrtation Camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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