What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

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two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

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What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

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kiss me?

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a hot tub. One polar bear asks the other to pass the soap. The other responds, "No soap, radio!"

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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lewis ya baggy fuck

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

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Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

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What if the rest of you value something wrong?

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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