Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

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Women's rights.

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What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

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what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

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What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

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What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

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Your face is hilarious.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

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What stands on the corner oof every major city at night? A cop

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Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

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There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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