A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

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Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

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Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

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Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

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Tennesse

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Why did the man stop suddenly in the street? His unhealthy diet, alcoholism and smoking habit caused him to have a heart attack at the age of 56. He died because of it.

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Gay republicans

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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Give me time to think of a joke hm..............hm.................hm....................hm....................mmm....................hm?..........................m m.....................mmmmm..............hm...................hm.....................hm......................... ah!i don't want to think of a joke

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2 women were sitting quietly

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

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Yo momma is so ugly, that your father can no longer stand her. They are getting divorced.

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Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What did the man say to g**guy we are both g**

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Click here to end the world.

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

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Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

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How did the car get a dent? Terrorists bombed the house next to it

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why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

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Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

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Anti Joke

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