How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza is a tasteful meal and a Jew is a person of Israeli decent.

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Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

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What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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Malachai.

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Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

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Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

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your a towel.

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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