What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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What does a baby sound like when put in the microwave? I don't know, I was masturbating.

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how did the little girl get to heaven? she died.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Why did the other bird fall out of the tree? It was shot. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

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what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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An slutty attractive secretary went into her boss' office He killed her.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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