Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

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What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

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Why did the redneck ask his daughter to get on her knees? His shoe was untied.

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Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

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A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

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What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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a blond makes out with ron every sunday and she stops every time to remember that she put the cheese in the wrong compartment brick house cheese is sad!

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Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

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whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

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When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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Two eggs are in a frying pan. One egg says to the other, "Gee, it's getting hot in here!" The other one says, "Shit, a talking egg!!"

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Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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