Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

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Samantha

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Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

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Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

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Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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I'm going as the joker for halloween

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Knock knock Whos there? A rapist. Go away I'm calling the police!! (The rapist then proceeds to break open the door, beat the woman repeatedly with a baseball bat, and then rapes her)

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are many things that could be considered worse than finding a worm in one's apple. In addition, the matter of better or worse depends upon the point of view of the person in question, so what is worse than finding a worm in one person's apple may be preferable to finding a worm in another person's apple.

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what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

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Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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