Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

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What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

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What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

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The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

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Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

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Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

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everybody loves raymond

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Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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