why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

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What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

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Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

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What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

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why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

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Do you know what's the difference between a bicycle and a black man? A bicycle is an object and a black man is a human being.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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