How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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My Nan, that is all.

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

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How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

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Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

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Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

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An anorexic women walks into McDonalds

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Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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good one jess !!

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Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

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What did the blonde waitress say to the man with a curly moustache? Good evening, are you ready to order?; yes [x2]; and what would you like with it?; certanly; there you go; no, I'm sorry; right.

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"Hello." "Hi."

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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