Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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What do you call a girl with 1 eye and 3 arms... Chernobyl.

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How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

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What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

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Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

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what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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