Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

thumb_up thumb_down +1

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

thumb_up thumb_down +6

A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

thumb_up thumb_down -5

umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

thumb_up thumb_down -48

A fairly-priced Apple computer.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops