A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

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John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

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What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

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My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

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What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

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What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

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What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

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A shoemaker walks into a bar holding a shoebox with only one shoe inside. The bartender gives him a drink and asks "Say mister, why are you carrying that shoebox with one shoe?" The shoemaker says "Well sir, it's a long story." The bartender says "Okay, give me the short version." The shoemaker says "Okay, long story short, I'm not really a shoemaker." The bartender asks "Well buddy, what are ya?" The shoemaker gets up from his chair and says "I'm a guy missing shoe."

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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Yo' momma so fat she buys clothingthat is bigger than most other people's clothing

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What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

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What is cowboy say

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What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

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Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

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Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

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Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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