why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

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Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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The world blows up and everyone except for one man and his house make it out alive "Knock knock" "Whos there?" "Me" "Me who?" "Ummmm, its me, duh" It turns out the man was very bored and decided to go knock on his own door and tell knock knock jokes

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How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

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equality for women

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

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Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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Sigh... You know life, you start all optimistic and "I am going to be wealthy mommy and stuff" Then you know, life turns not quite out like you planned it, and, well, you wish you had made some other choices you know what I mean... Your grades where not that good, that girl you really loved did not like you back, you know what I mean right? ...Well I don't, how is it like?

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How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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WNBA

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if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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