Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

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Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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I don't get it

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

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Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

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What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

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Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human.

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human centipede

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Okay, but lets write a contract, if you regret your decision at anytime, you get it all back, minus what I have spent of course, both I and my wife have always wanted to live in a house by the sea, hopefully you nearby. You know, I have never been truly happy because I thought I could change this world, now I know that I tried and failed, maybe I can change myself instead, they say that true change comes from within.

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What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

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2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Boom! Splat! You'll never know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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