Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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Why did the kid with no legs fall down the stairs? Because his dad pushed him...

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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boobs!

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roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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whats black and strange a paki

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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