What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

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Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

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Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

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Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

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Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

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Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

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There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

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What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

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every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

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Yo mama so fat, she was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes and has been instructed by her physician to exercise and regularly monitor her blood glucose levels.

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Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

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Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

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Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

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Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? A tragic drowning victim. And later, food for sharks, probably.

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How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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