Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they got married and lived happy together for the rest of their lifes.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

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A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

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Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

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A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

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What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I thought I was ugly But then I met you

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Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

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What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

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A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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