Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

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What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

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There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a woman.

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Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I am homeless, Can I have some food?

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

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What do you call a bench full of white people The NBA

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A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

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Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

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I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

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Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

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(approach girl) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to fit into the same dress as you

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Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

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a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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