Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

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What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

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A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

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A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

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What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

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A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

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There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

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want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

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Women's Rights

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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