What did the doctor say to the camel with no hump? You're a horse.

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Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

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The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

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Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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Q: What has two wheels and is not funny? A:Ryan Vallee on a segway -Ryan V

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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