Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

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What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

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why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

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Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

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How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

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why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

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Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

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what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

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What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

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why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

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