four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

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what is worse than joel an infested asshole

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

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Why are stand up comedians called stand up comedians? Because they are standing up while telling jokes, dumby.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

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Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

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my dick is like a bridge. i dont know why.

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Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

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What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

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What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

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