anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

What did the muffin say to the other? This isn't logical

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

Working hard or hardly working????

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

go up to some one and say "i told you it would happen" with a straight face and walk away. it should cause a LOT of confusion.

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

anne hatthaway

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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