Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

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Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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whats worse than 100 babies strapped to an atomic bomb? 1 baby strapped to 100 atomic bombs

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

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What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

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Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

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Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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Anti Joke

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