Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

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A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

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Who won the race between the turtle and the hare? Well, odds are the two creatures wouldn't race given that animals do not speak. However, if they were, the hare would most likely win a land race because of its powerful legs and agility. However, if the turtle happened to be a seaturtle and the race took place underwater, our dear little beloved turtle would win, having the advantage over the rabbit.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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You suck big fat slobber

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Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

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What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

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obamas trench

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Three blondes walk into a community college.

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Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

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Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

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Whats plastic and phonie a phone

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Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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