- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Roses are red.

How many carrots can you fit in a truck Depends who's driving

Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

Whats worse than getting raped by a monkey The fact that you actually got raped by a monkey

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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