A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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what is worse then breaking on arm breaking two arms what is worse then breaking two arms the holocaust what is then the holocaust Obama care.

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Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

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Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

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what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

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What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

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What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

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Two guys walk into a bar.The barmen says "sorry we are closed." So the two men reply "There isn't a closed sign on the door and the door was open so we assumed it was OK to come in and have a drink". The barman says "Sorry we are closed at the moment but come back in 20 minutes and I can serve you". So the men leave and come back for a drink in 25 minutes time.

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

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What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

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How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

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What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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i dont like chris

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What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

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Q: A plane crashes on the boarder of Mexico and America, where do you bury the survivors. A: You don't because there were none, everyone fucking died!

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Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

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