What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

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Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

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justin littleton. nuff said

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Knock-knock. There is no reply. The burglar makes sure no one is home and breaks into a side window. After stealing some precious jewelry and family valuables, he exits through the same window.

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kennah campion... being nice

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Justin's hair

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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