Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

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Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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A lady forgot to feed her goat. When she went to feed it, It wasn't there. Why? She didn't have a goat. Another lady forgot to feed her cat. When she went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? It died 2 days earlier. A man forgot to feed his cow. When he went to go feed it, it wasn't there. Why? They had ate it for dinner last night. A teenage boy forgot to feed his hamster. When he went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? He spent so much time playing video games that it ate itself. So the boy had his mom make him a sandwich.

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there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

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whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

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What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

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How did mary and molly have sex it is impossible for two women to perform sex

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What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

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Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

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Yo' momma so fat she buys clothingthat is bigger than most other people's clothing

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Women's rights

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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Rock, paper, scissors, ebola

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How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? Because they are delicious, and very filling.

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What's worse than giong to Hell? Nothing. Hell is as bad as it gets.

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Why is a building called a building when it's already been built? My pinky is pink and my liver helps me live.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

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