Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

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what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

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What did Spiderman do when he saw a crime taking place? He stopped it

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

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Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

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What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

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Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

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Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

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What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

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"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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Horse with a chair on his head.

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what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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what is red white and blue? the french flag

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A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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