What do you call a black man that goes to college? A student..

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I'm sorry your brother died

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iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

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What happened when you heard this joke? You didn't laugh.

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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A muslim paints Mohammed

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

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Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

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Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

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What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

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What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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