" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

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- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

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Homosexuals are gay.

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A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

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What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

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A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

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What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

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Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

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What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

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Meow.

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God. God.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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if youre reading this its probably because youre on anti-joke.com

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What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

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there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

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An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

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Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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