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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

Smoke weed till i die nigga

Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

The horse said "nay."

why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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