What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

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Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

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What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

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I hope you take your own wise words to heart Nero, how would you like to claim to be me and get our ship somewhat on land before it all goes to pieces? After all I have been claiming to be you for a long long time.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. one fell off and bumped his head. momma called the doctor and the doctor said "your son is now a vegetable. he can no longer use his brain for things such as moving, talking, or eating. you are going to have to take care of him for the rest of his life. it is also going to be a burden on you and your husband because taking care of someone in this condition is very expensive, and could end up costing thousands of dollars each year."

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What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

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A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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