This is not funny.

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A boy with cancer decides to go skydiving for his 18th bithday. Unfortunately, his parchute doesn't work & he dies before he hits the ground.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

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Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

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why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

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What did the English man say to the Japanese man? Nothing, they were incapable of conversation because of the language barrier created by the fact that neither had one another's language as a part of their curriculum.

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

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I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

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Why did Pamela Anderson cross the road? To meet me.

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Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

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What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

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Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

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Why doesn't the black man have a job? He's working on his masters degree.

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what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

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What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

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