elen degeneres is straight....

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Roses are red my underwear is brown I just sharted my pants

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender was just about to leave, so he takes the dog home with him. He makes found dog signs and posts them around the neighborhood. The owner sees one of the signs and retrieves his pet from the bartender, thanking him for finding his dog.

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

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How do you call the smallest mouse on Earth? James.

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Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

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you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

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Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

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What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

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What did Grandma give little Ben for Christmas? a wheelchair

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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Why did jim all I over? He dies

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You dropped something.... Yo lip

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Q: What's worse than one dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? A: One dead baby in ten trash cans.

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your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

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what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

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a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

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Anti Joke

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