How did the car get a dent? Terrorists bombed the house next to it

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

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Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? What? No? I'm here to inform you that your child won't be coming out of that coma, I'm sorry.

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Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

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A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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Why did the black guy love his new shirt? Because it was 100% cotton

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2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

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a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Im a dog. RUUUFFF!

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What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

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What's black, brown and red? My dog as a serial killer

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wow such mark very mark many mark so mark

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There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's me Ok, come in (the knockers voice was familiar enough that giving a name would have been out of place)

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Anti Joke

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