In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

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You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

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Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

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A homeless man begged and begged for a dollar to buy something. A man finally gave him his dollar. What did the hobo buy? Nothing he walked into 711 and then got shot.

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What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

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roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

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A man walks into a bar The bartender asks: What would you like to drink?

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What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

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Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

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A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

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whats long and green? weed

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