Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

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what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

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Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

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(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

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what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

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what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

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Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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A man walks around a bar.

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Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

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Anti Joke

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