Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

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What's the difference between a tomato and a rhinoceros? Neither of them can ride a bicycle.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

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What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

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What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

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I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

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Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

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How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

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What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

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A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

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2 drunk men walk out of a bar, they see a dog on the corner licking himself. One drunk says "man, I wish I could do that" The other drunk says "you might want to pet him first"

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why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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