Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

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Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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whats black and has many friends? a kind sociable black person

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What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

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I like pom

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What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

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alert("The Game");

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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Romney 2012

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A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

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What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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What's the difference between a bomb and a muslim? Nothing. The difference is only apparent. At the fundamental basic building blocks of the universe, everything is made up of quarks.

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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