Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

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Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

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North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

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Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

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What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

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A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

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An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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Cancer

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96

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dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

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A man walks into an insane asylum and says hello-The inmates assault him with mindless babble. A man walks into an insane asylum and says argblthenthrozaphowea-The inmates say hello.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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