WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Penis.

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

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Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

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what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

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What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

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Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

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Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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Me: did u here the one about the girl got hit by a car? Man: no what happened? Me: She is in the hosspital with slight fractures and a broken wrist, but she will live

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black people swimming

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I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

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