Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

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A married man takes the ring off his finger.

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A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

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Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

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If you have a green ball in your left hand and a green ball your right hand, what do you have? Kermit the Frog's undivided attention

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What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

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Why did the car slam its brakes on? There was a infant under the bonnet.

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Liverpool City Football Club

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what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

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Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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You read the Terms of Service.

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y u no like me joke?

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

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Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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