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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead children can you fit in a garbage can? Give me a knife and i will find out

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

Gus's mom

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

whats worse than being mentally challenged? losing your arms and legs and finding out that you have cancer

- Why can't the boy play games? - Because he was born dead.

What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

womens rights

i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

what do you call a mexican baptism? a bean dip

Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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