What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

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Kelly Clarkson

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

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Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

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So the priest took the 6 year old boy into the confessional...and He told him to say 3 Hail Mary's.

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Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

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A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

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What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What happened when Chuck Norris jumped into the pool? He then got water on him, and later had to dry off.

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

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Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

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