LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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A man walks into a bar.

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

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Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

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How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

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The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

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Where do farmers retire their used farm equipment? The tree in their backyard.

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Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

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A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

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Roses are multicoloured Violets are multicoloured Mushrooms are great

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

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