"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

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9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

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Why doesn't the black man have a job? He's working on his masters degree.

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How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

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A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

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A blonde girl is lying dead on the floor with a potato peeler in her hand, what killed her? Substance abuse and loneliness.

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Your mom is so fat that when she steps on the scale, it displays a very large number.

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how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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why did my iphone screen get scratched :(? because i dropped it ):

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"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

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Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

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When u outside and the suns out.....stand under raysean u will see a solar eclispe

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Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

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A duck walks into a convient store and ask the cashier, "You got any bread?". The cashier immediatley responds, "No sorry, we don't sell bread." The next day the duck comes back and asks the same cashier, "You got any bread?" The cashier sighs and responds, "No, we still have no bread." After browsing for about three minutes the duck comes back and asks, "You have any bread?" The cashier, as pissed off as a beached whale, says, "NO! WE WILL NEVER GET ANY FRICKEN BREAD AND IF YOU ASK AGAIN I'LL NAIL YOUR BEAK TO THIS COUNTER!" The duck sways his head and looks to the ground, only to look right back at the cashier and ask, "You got any nails." The cashier says, "No." The duck comes back and says, "You got any bread?"

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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