What goes in long and hard and comes out soft and sticky? Chewing Gum

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Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

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Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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You see how lame this is?

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How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

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Dallas Cowboys

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Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

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What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

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What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

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Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

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a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

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What's the difference between a chicken and a 3 legged dog? There are numerous differences. I will not however go into the biological explanations of these differences.

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A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

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Do you know what's annoying? Steve

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

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Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

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what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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