Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

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What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

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Why do christians believe in God? Because believing in God is fundemental in their belief system; if they did not believe in God they simply wouldn't be christians. Muslims are in a similar predicament.

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what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

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So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

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How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

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Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

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Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Gestapo.

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Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

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I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

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I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

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Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

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Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

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If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

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What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

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Why was the sock sad? Impossible. Socks dont have emotions.

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What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

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What do you call a horse standing alone in an empty field? Tesco's own Beef Lasagne.

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two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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