Three Greeks and Three Turks are traveling by train to a conference. Both racial groups arrive safely to their destination.

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What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

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My mum is called Steve

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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Reminds me of when I was a teen, I was working at an elderly home, and there was this really really old woman, and she was leaning forward towards me on her wheelchair, one of her hands accidentally near my crotch, I mean this granny was really senile and shit. Then she went all like, you really like it when I touch you there don't you? I mean it was not the best nor the fastest one, but all that excitement "OMG WHAT IF I GET CAUGHT BY A COLLEAGUE WHILE A 89 YEAR OLD WAS JACKING ME OFF!" Really made it all special folks... Especially when I got caught, it was like OMG STRESS ORGASM HOLY DONT CUM NOOOAAAARGHHHH!!!!!! WOHOOOOOO! I walked outta there like a champ, I was like 18 and my girlfriend/colleague which caught me was like, 27, and the next week she was 32, and before you know it, she was 46 on facebook... Thats like you know... Too old or something...

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Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

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MICHAEL

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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read this

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A Jew walks into a Furness

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

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Three guys at the beach decided to bet on who could swim the farthest. The first guy, could not swim so he lost. The second guy got a cramp right away. The third one swam far away into the distance, and was not seen or heard on for days... Three weeks later his corpse was found floating by the shore. The other two died out of guilt.

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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So these two guys are in this barn f!@#$%^ this owl! no terms of service were available but i posted anyway cuz i just didnt want the best anti to be missed!

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how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

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What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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