How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

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Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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CFL

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Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

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Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

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Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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i fondle myself every night....

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

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Anti Joke

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