"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

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Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

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Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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What would Michael Jackson do if he were on the Moon? Nothing he's dead.

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Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

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Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

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DEATH.

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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Yo Mama just died.

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What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

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Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

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Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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