What's short, white, and is sick and tired of your shit? A toilet. What's white and killed Elvis? Also a toilet.

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you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

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What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

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Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

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Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

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what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Justin Bieber.

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What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

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What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

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Black People.

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Anti Joke

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