Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

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what's silver and red and keeps crashing into the walls? a baby with forks in its eyes

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How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

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Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

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What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he has no arms or legs. Why doesn't he have any arms or legs? Because he is a potato.

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A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

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Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

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Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

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Bin Laden comes out of a cave

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Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

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Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

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A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

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Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

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A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

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why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

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Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

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what did meredith and nick have in common an i

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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