Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

Why did the man take a shower?, he didint smell so good...

Your mom is so hot your daddy married her and they lived happily ever after

What abou three times

What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL -LOL GUY

How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

Guy 1: Ever heard of Ethiopian food? Guy 2: No habla espanol... Guy 1: Oh....

You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

S.O.P.A

What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

Read a Book.

mark is religion

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...