Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

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Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

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Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

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Please spell dyslexia.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

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obama

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What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

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why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

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acualy is dolan

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yo mamas so fat... she's a map on call of duty

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Your face

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Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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