What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

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Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

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What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=eOr5o3kd5fIcpM:&imgrefurl=http://imgfave.com/search/be%2520stupid&docid=_B1z3__jBeF0wM&imgurl=http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1vrh3OhfK1r158a9o1_500.jpg&w=485&h=650&ei=Jo3HT-anK4To9ASrrp2KDw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=104&vpy=105&dur=1249&hovh=260&hovw=194&tx=86&ty=138&sig=104463583013410208018&page=3&tbnh=162&tbnw=121&start=23&ndsp=16&ved=1t:429,r:10,s:23,i:149

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If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

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whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

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While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

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Say you are caught in a net with 10 other people in said net at a construction site. A pair of scissors are right next to you and everyone said to use the scissors. But instead of using the scissors, you use your teeth in risk of a broken tooth.

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

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An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

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What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

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An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

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Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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