DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

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I used to be a Businessman like you, then I took a plane to the North Tower.

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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Roses are red, Violets are green, get in my bed, if you know what I mean.

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How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

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KEVIN HART

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

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how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

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Look, gullible is written in the sky! The man looks up and there it is.

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

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Once upon a time

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Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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