What do you call it when 1 person has an imaginary friend? A mental disorder. What do you call it when 1 billion people have an imaginary friend? A Religion.

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What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

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If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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This is a joke

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A baby walks into a bar, the whole bar applaudes for the baby boy who just took his first steps.

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a sabertooth walks into a club. the caveman set his trap perfectly.

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Boy, do I love chicken strips. Sometimes, when I’m home alone, I’ll take some chicken strips fresh out of the oven and rub them in my scalp. It doesn’t do much for my hair health, but I like the way they feel running through my strands of hair. The flakey coating, smooth white meat, and warmth. Yum.

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What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

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wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

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Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

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mat (telling anti joke): so you are stranded in a desert, right and kyle: no. Mat: no man i'm Kyle: no (kyle was later found dead)

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What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

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If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

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How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

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