"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

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"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

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Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

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When you have read this, you've already read it.

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Why did YUR MOM cross the road? To go slap her annoying-ass twelve year old for using "your mom" as an insult.

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What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

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There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

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Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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Guess what? No.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

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Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

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Contrary to popular belief when life hands you lemons you cannot make lemonade. Water and sugar are two other essential ingredients.

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What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

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Why do girls like Justin beiber Because he can sing good

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what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

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What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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