What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

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What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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woman's lacrosse

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Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

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Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

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nick toth

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Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

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Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

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GONNA

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Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

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A black teenager drives an Escalade His father is a prominent lawyer and his mother is a neuroscientist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

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your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

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A man walks into a bar and says "I just got back from the battered woman's shelter, and boy are my arms tired" Everyone laughed. The man sat at the end of the bar drinking alone. He was proud of the fine craftsmanship of the shelves he put up in the shelter's pantry, regardless of what others may think.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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