- Anti Joke

A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

Boston was having so much fun everyone was running and screaming

A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Spinabifita

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

Listen jackass (and do not take that too personally, you are trying at least, but trying and not succeeding is not enough) The underground society was crushed, devastated from within, and the crimes committed against it from everyone from the FBI to the Vatican state where never exposed to the mainstream media, we where hunted down like dogs, and like dogs, many where killed without motivation. What you are doing wrong is that you are watering down what was a solid foundation, by allowing everyone to become part of your little "order" you are not setting the strict guidelines required necessary to keep things, yeah, fuck. IN ORDER, and again, by not explaining the methods you use to draw people towards you, you are brainwashing them, but then again, if you begin teaching these methods to everyone. THEN EVERYONE can become a fucking "Axel Knight", and much worse, start worldwide religions based on brainwashing! It is not about elitism, but it is not about allowing everyone to join the fucking "Order" either, people abuse you, and they abuse your information, in order you abuse them in order to keep yourself safe, and become the rat trapped in a hole in his own mansion like you have become. The order was meant to die, not to be kept alive on a fucking iron lung! Without a solid base of power, all you are doing is holding into something that is slowly dying no matter what you do! And no, your amorally gained wealth wont change anything! Now, why I use my methods to write? Because I am a fucking writer, an artist, I use the methods I myself was a great asset in developing, which allows me to convey, describe and express FICTION as if it where real, as accurate as possible. In no goddamn fucking way do I use my methods to keep a already dead "order" alive by inflating my achievements or offer people some "six million people promised land". You know that the underground society never had nearly as many members, and it was never meant to have it either, it is not about the numbers, it is about dedication, it is not about wealth, its about information and keeping it safe from those that seek to abuse it, while drawing forth those that can use said information responsively. Six million people, you should be ashamed, If it is a goddamn lie, its good as far as I am concerned, I do not expect better from you, but if there is the slightest chance it is true, then you are trying to share your vision with the whole world. And that includes those that seek to abuse it, you are teaching politicians, generals, priests random cultists how to influence and brainwash others even better than before. If that does not give you some pinpoints, you fucking dissolve whatever is left, then you are incompetent and deluded, and again, your fabled rise from poverty to wealth and power, does not equal competence, no amount of money can revive the underground society, wealth and power was never its ideal goal. Now, let me be, if you want more information, I want the money deposited first, but you cannot keep drawing people as some would be savior, if you have no idea what the fuck you are doing. Wealth does not equal competence.

Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

How do you confuse a blonde? Hit her over the head with a baseball bat until she has concussion

a black man pays his child support

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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