Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

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"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

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what did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? My illness prevents me from achieving erection.

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How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

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What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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I ran in to Hitler. "Hey, Hitler, what's up?" I asked. "Well, this time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns." "Two clowns?" I ask. "Why two clowns?" "See!" He exclaimed. "No one cares about the Jews!"

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

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A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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kieran is a homosexual

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Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

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why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

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Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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