What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

A man decided to commit suicide. He did.

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory? Repeated absences and stealing.

What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

why cant stevie wonder read? because hes black

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor "Hey, wheres my tractor?"

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

I don't get it

Ahem. Testicles. That is all.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

Male penises.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

What did the Black man say when he just got home from work? "Hi honey, I just got home from work."

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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