Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? About 144 licks but everyone gets different answers because we all lick lollipops differently.

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There's a god, just kidding.

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What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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What is the best anti joke? Dunno cant think of one

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What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

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Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... 7

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Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

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A six foot chicken, a horse, and a muskrat walk into a bar. They are then detained by animal control and the bar undergoes a thorough cleaning.

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What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

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Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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Freddie Mercurys teeth

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What do you call an arab ?

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Anti Joke

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