What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

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hahahahahah http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=sonny+bartlett&hl=en&sa=X&tbm=isch&tbnid=s37cS73V74A8YM:&imgrefurl=http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCASl7llFhDpTF8vwjDlGI_g/videos&docid=kJoLzGiYRM-2AM&itg=1&imgurl=https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-si7_hCcHI7E/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAAA/HzlEl3ilyyM/s55-c-k/photo.jpg&w=55&h=55&ei=GrgsUZ_kJqac0AWExIC4BQ&zoom=1&biw=1024&bih=616&iact=rc&dur=188&sig=111947294788926856610&page=1&tbnh=55&tbnw=55&start=0&ndsp=20&ved=1t:429,r:9,s:0,i:109&tx=27&ty=11

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What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

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i am writing this because i felt like it.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

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Your mother is so fat.

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

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How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

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violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Your dick is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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