pauls tuck

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The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

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Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

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*knock knock* "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

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In what way are a pile of deceased children and a Ferrari F430 similar? Neither can be found in my garage, nor anywhere under my possession. As for the Ferrari, this is an unfortunate truth. Due to Ferraris' high level of desirability, and to their low supply, the cost of one such car is much more than an average person can afford. As for the pile of deceased children, anyone in possesion (for lack of a better term, as one can not truly possess another human being, even post mortem) of such a grotesque thing is probably too sick and twisted to be submitting jokes with no apparent climax in hopes of stimulating the minds of the joke's readers sense of humor.

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What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

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What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Today, my doctor discovered I had a tumor in my brain the size of a walnut. FML.

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Little Stephanie was up all night on Christmas eve excited for her new bike that Santa was going to bring her. After tossing and turning for what seemed like decades, the sunset finally arose and Stephanie ran down the steps to unwrap her new bike with the family. Immediately after she went down the staircase, she found her parents marinated in their own blood, with knife wounds all around their body.

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What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

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How do you shoot an eagle? You don't. The eagle is going too fast for you.

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Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

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What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

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A Dog walked into a bar and the bartenter said 'What can i get you' the dog dident say aneything cuz its a dog!!!!!

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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