Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

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A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

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Take my wife- to the store.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

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Two hunters are in the woods. One of them clutches his chest, falls to the ground, and loses consciousness. In a panic, the other hunter calls 911 and tells the operator that his friend might be dead of a heart attack. The operator says "Before we send a coroner instead of an ambulance, first make sure he's dead." The hunter says "Alright." There is a pause and then BLAM! "Okay," says the hunter, "now what?" The operator follows standard procedures to keep the hunter on the phone, lucid and calm. 45 minutes later, police reach the scene, arrest the hunter and begin a months-long investigation. Forensics determines that the dead hunter was likely alive prior to being shot in the face at point-blank range. The defendant is charged with first-degree murder and receives a 30-year sentence. On the 9th year of his sentence, he is stabbed in the chest 6 times by an initiate in a rival prison gang and dies the next day. He was 53.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

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how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

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A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

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Womens rights

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what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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What does a blind, deaf, parapalegic baby get for christmas? Cancer.

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What's one plus one? two.

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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