Why did the Jew have so much money? He had a good education and therefore, a high paying job.

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Obamacare haters

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Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

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Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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So a seal walks into a club..

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How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

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Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

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What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

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why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

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Pull my finger ouch..

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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