Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

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why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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No, I do not have the will, I have a family now, I make a living writing fiction, and well, play a small role in keeping not national, but worldwide stability in such things as the economics. The thing is, that you are renegades, you do not break the law, but you like to do things your own way, that gets you enemies among the so called "paragons" in the face of society and media. Its just like back in the days, if CIA, The Feds, Interpol and such are known as the "Paragons of civilization" or "the good guys" if you prefer, they can point towards you guys, and say "these are evil", and then nothing can stop them.

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what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

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cory

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

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How do you stop a bus ? Put 3 small children in front of it Whats sad about 3 children who died in a bus crash ? They were my kids. How do you know if you're blind ? You run in to a wall

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hi patrick

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what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

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what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

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Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

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how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

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Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

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The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

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A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

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what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

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What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

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Knock, knock (No one was home)

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