what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

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Hey man. what? squidbillies.

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Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

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Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

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What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

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Students, please find the surface integral.

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You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

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Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

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Justin Bieber having an erection.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

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What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

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Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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