Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

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What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

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A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

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hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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Several men are in a bar a tall white man named James orders a round of shots for all of the people they all have a fun time untill James gets into a car with Derrick who is not sober they drive right into a sick childrens hospital and cause many frantic wild fires throughout the town. They all end up in jail for an unrelated cause

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What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbuluDBHpfQ

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

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what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

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I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

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Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

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Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

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Anti Joke

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