Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

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Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

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What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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A worm slowly crawled through the ground, only to be eaten by an incoming bird.

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why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

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What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

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How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

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Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

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Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

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Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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