Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

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POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

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That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

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How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

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"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

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what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

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How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

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What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

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why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

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How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

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you just contradicted yourself.

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an ethopian thanksgiving

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

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Why was the black guy in jail He was a jail guard

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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