- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

Dusters blow stuff.

What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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