So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

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Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

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Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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Kris- "Hey! Ask me if I'm a tree! Kait&Alyssa- ".....Are you a tree?...." Kris- "No.(:"

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Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

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What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

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Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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What's the animal that eats with its tail? All of them, since they won't take it off when they get to eat.

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What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

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Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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