Gary Busey walk into a bar. Everyone Ran out noticing the potential danger.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

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What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

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Your moms so dumb she stuffed a battery up her butt and said i got the POWA!

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Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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Two gay guys hosted a barbecue. The music and food was great. Everyone had a good time.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

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I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

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Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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