- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Why did the fat man fall off the balcony? He didn't, I pushed him.

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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