Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

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Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Cause he was dead.

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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Why are stand up comedians called stand up comedians? Because they are standing up while telling jokes, dumby.

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Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

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What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

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What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

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If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

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Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

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Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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What is the favorite song of Lady Di? no, that is a dead person and must be respected.

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Who would win Coolio or Vannlia Ice? nieth because Chuck Norris did a round house kick.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

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