What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

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What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

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How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

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Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

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Smeg...

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I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

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Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

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Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

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Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

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Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

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today i wanted to write a joke...... a joke

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Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

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Why is pi? Because circles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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