Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

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what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

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What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

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What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

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Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

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My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

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A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

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What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

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What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

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why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

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What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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Sarah Jessica Parker

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