Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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Christmas was blonde that year and the lemon had several monkey lamps, so it asked, "Why are my toenails so radish-flavored?" There were no answers and many months passed by the Windows operating system like cars down a highway running over a family.

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asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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What do chickens, pictures and babies have in common? Nothing.

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The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Unflushed Shit...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

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Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

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What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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