How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

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Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

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Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Why wasn't the man wearing a life vest? Because he was sleeping.

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Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

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What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

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Anti Joke

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