- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

A man walks out of a bar followed by the people he came with because they just announced "last call". The man is the designated driver for the night.

Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

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