Kobe Bryant passing the ball

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Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

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You know you are from New York when you live in Manhattan.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was crudely stapled to another chicken who insisted on doing so.

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Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

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What red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.

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Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky won the swimming race? He's in very good shape for a man his age.

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How many dead children can you fit in a garbage can? Give me a knife and i will find out

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

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A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Fine, just remember that I want to help you, but you cannot ask me for help, and then throw a shitstorm of accusations at me, I have never worked for the feds and never will, I know nothing about their code of operations nor... Anything really. Let me give you an advice, I know that at least two people you trusted deeply betrayed you, but if you are not going to trust anyone again, then leave point zero while you still can do so alive. And no babe, this is not a threat, its advice.

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Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

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Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

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Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

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What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

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Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

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Anti Joke

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