Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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I had a submarine.... once

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When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

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What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None,it eats plants.

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When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

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What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

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Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

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A black man goes down to Alabama in the 1960s; He gets lynched.

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there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

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Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

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Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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