what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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A man walks into a bar and has a wonderful time drinking with his friends, arrives home at a reasonable time and goes to bed.

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

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what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

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Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

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what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

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girls basketball

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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yo yo yo Niggaz Lol I really didn't have a joke but I REAAALLLLLYYY wants to gets #1 joke so PLEASE like this

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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knock! knock! whos there? doctor doctor who? no Doctor Brown, you have cancer

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What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

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A man walks into a bar and asks "Where is your bathroom?" He is directed towards the restroom, where he then covers himself in toilet paper and calls himself a moose.

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A man walks into a bar, and sees another man with a huge orange head. He asks the bartender, "Do you know why that man has such a huge orange head?" The bartender replies: I dont know, maybe if you buy him a drink he'll tell you. So that man walks over to the man with a huge orange head and buys him a drink. He says to him: Excuse me, sir but why do you have a big orange head? The man with the big orange head replies: Well, one day I was walking along the beach and I found an interesting bottle. So I opened it and out popped a genie. He told me I had three wishes. The first thing I asked for was to have all the money that I wanted, and the means to get more. Suddenly, My pockets were overflowing with cash. So then I wished for the most beautiful, perfect woman ever created and there she appeared in front of me, and we immediately fell in love. The third thing I asked for was a huge orange head.

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Anti Joke

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