Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

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q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

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What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

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Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

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What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

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Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

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Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

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A man scratches his ankle and says " my nuts are itchy" a woman looks at him questionly. realizing he had been watched, he lifted the bottom of his pant leg and showed to woman that he had stuffed his socks with pecans.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

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So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

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Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

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Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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