- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

trumpy trumpy trump

Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

Your mama is so fat that when she walks her legs rub against each other

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

Women's rights

Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

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