What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

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Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

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what did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? My illness prevents me from achieving erection.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

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Your Mom.

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Doctor, Doctor. I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your problems. You've got AIDS.

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Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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What is more funny than 8 babies in 1 bin? 1 baby in 8 bins.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? To honor his father, Jonathan "Red" Hoffner, who was tragically killed in the line of duty. While attempting to save 3 small children in a trailer park fire, the elder firefighter suffered 3rd degree burns over 80 percent of his body. "Red" was rushed to a local hospital and lingered for several agonizing days. He began to rally but a careless error by a night nurse led to his unfortunate demise. His son was psychologically unable to wear anything but red suspenders every day for the rest of his life - not only because of his father's death but also because it was he who had maliciously set the fire in the first place.

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What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

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If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

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Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

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roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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Anti Joke

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