punchline below punchline above

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Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

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Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

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What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

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What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

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what do you call a black man in the dark? missing.

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Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

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- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

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If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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Why didn't the hungry woman get up and make herself some food? She has Lou Gehrig disease and any movement she makes results in excruciating pain.

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How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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Welcome to die!

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stuff and dogs {()}

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Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

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A man walks up to a girl and says "Hello there" The girl doesn't respond because she has been deaf and blind for her entire life and doesn't know he is there. Potatoes.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

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You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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