- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

what do you get when you cross a rhino and a chicken? well, if you're unlucky and too close too the chicken, salmonella if you provoke the rhino, impaled

Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

What did the children in India eat for dinner?

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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