A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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So a frog and a penguin were talking and the frog says, " I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is we're freezing, but the good news is: We have a conoe!".

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

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A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

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Weiner

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Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

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Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

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I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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You know what's worse than having a terrible boss? Being unemployed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

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Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why couldn't the man find his watch? Because he was mugged by a homeless man and had severe brain damage..... ....and because he left it at the office

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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