What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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Strawberries!

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

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A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

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hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

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Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

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Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

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Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

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A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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