The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

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Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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i like boobs haha ha hahaha

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whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

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It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

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What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

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The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

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Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

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Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

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Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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I once did something.

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1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

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Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

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Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

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Hey, the eighties called, they were really excited about inventing a phone that could call the future.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

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Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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