Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

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Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

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You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

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What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

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Hi Jacob You cool

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A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

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What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

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