roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

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Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? Because it's dead.

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AIDS

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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redtube

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because if he stayed on the farm, he would have been condemned to a miserable life, subjected to deplorable living conditions and an eventual pain-filled death by the hand of a cruel and heartless farmer. Crossing that road was his only chance of salvation.

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What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

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How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

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What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

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What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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Why was Jenny walking home alone from school? Because three years ago her parents were murdered brutally by a drug dealer and social services haven't yet realised that Jenny is still living in the empty house.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

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What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

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Punch line.

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A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

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2 + 2 = fish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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