RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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how many pancakes does it take to get fat if u answered this question your already fat

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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two penguins are hanging out in Antartica. the one looks to the other an says "man its really cold out" the other quicky waddles away because of the strange alien sound its friend just made

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Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

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You may notice something very odd about this paragraph. There is something strange although you can't figure it out. It is boggling your mind and keeping it from thinking of the real purpose of this paragraph. It is like an enigma in an enigma in an enigma in an enigma. Stop thinking hard and think inside Da Box. I just wasted your valuable time although it's not really valuable if your looking at this website.

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A fish finds that his fishbowl is on fire. He escapes the bowl only to realize he is equally screwed.

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why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

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What's not funny? Today's anti-joke writers

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Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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How do you kill a Jew? Shoot him in the head.

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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roses are red violets are blue chickens are white and yellow trees are green and brown my yellow shirt is purple oh shit my dog died

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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Chuck Norris Dies.

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How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

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