What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

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What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

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You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

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whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he (assuming he bears male reproductive organs) saw some corn on the other side (using the light rays refracted primarily by his cornea onto the retina) which is his staple diet as he is a herbivorous chicken. As corn is the producer of the food chain in question and the chicken is the primary consumer, a fox being the secondary and an angry farmer being the tertiary, he needs to ingest this food source in order to obtain the glucose required to produce adenosine triphosphate by the process of aerobic respiration in the mitochondria of his chicken cells. Thus, the chicken crossed the road.

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have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he....

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A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

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What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

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Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

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Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

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Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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