What walks on it's hands My uncle

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What did the poor sickly orphan get for Christmas? Nothing.

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quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

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Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky won the swimming race? He's in very good shape for a man his age.

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Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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A girl's opinion is respected.

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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Your mom is so fat she's overweight

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What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

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A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

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Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

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Three baby seals walk into a club...

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

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Wade's the father

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why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

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