Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

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A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

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What's white, black and tan? The people of planet earth.

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Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

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Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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Lets just say some of my boys owed me a favor, and that if we where all "clean slate workers" I would never have been able to pull some favors out of the higher ups. As far as for "these Shadows" of yours, I know nothing, while I invented the encoding format for the messages you use, I intend keeping it to myself. People here will still assume this is bullshit unless you get somebody to hack this site, believe me, its pretty damn easy to retrieve whatever data might have been lost.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

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You know what's worse than having a terrible boss? Being unemployed.

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sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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What's dead? Your mum.

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It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

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