Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

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How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

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life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

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James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

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Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer procrastinated fixing the latch on the coop. Did his wife warn him this would happen? Yessss! Did he listen? Noooo!

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What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

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Kris- "Hey! Ask me if I'm a tree! Kait&Alyssa- ".....Are you a tree?...." Kris- "No.(:"

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What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

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I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

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Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

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what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

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Q: What do you call a Polish astronomer? A: Copernicus.

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100 chefs walk into a bar

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

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if life hands u melons, make melonade.

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What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

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Yo mama is so stupid, she believes in god. God isn't real.

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Anti Joke

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