What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

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What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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lewis=cardiac

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Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

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A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

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John Rustenburg at the dinner table

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Why did the priest touch the little boy? To Baptise him.

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If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

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Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

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Anti Joke

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