What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Prior to this incident he was being chased by a psychopathec killer who had just murdered his family. As he was escaping on his bike, the murder's lookout who was holding a shotgun, swung the butt end of the gun, causing severe brain damage and eventually death to the escaping boy, also causing him to topple over on his bycicle.

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

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(insert antijoke here

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

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What did the two fire men say to each other whilst a house was burning? Well be better put that fire.

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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Your big dick.

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Why did the squirl eat the accorn? Because he enjoys it.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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What do you call a black priest? Religious.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. one fell off and bumped his head. momma called the doctor and the doctor said "your son is now a vegetable. he can no longer use his brain for things such as moving, talking, or eating. you are going to have to take care of him for the rest of his life. it is also going to be a burden on you and your husband because taking care of someone in this condition is very expensive, and could end up costing thousands of dollars each year."

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Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

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Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

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a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

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