- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Why did Benjamin Franklin go to the movies? Dim message, sapi message=InputBox("Find Out","Why did Benjamin Franklin Go To the Movies?") Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") sapi.Speak message

A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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what do you watch ? a tv

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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