Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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religion.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

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knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

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Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

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A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

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What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

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Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

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your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

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Ey hornboy give es a SCAB

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

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The penn state football administration

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Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

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How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

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What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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Why did the

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a pair of shoes and gloves

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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