Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

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A lonely man walks into a Self-Esteem class. He sits alone in the back because of his low self-esteem. Forever alone.

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Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

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Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

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Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

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Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

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what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

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Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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What did the Chicken say to the Interviewer Interviewer: how do you feel about your eggs chicken: the eggs are actually my periods. Interviewer: how do you feel about your periods ChicKen: you eat my periods everyday. people make cakes, omlettes and all these food out of my period. Imagine the world running on your period. Interviewer: what are your feelings on your periods Chicken: I have a mixture of feelings. i feel really scared because the farmers would kill me if i can have my periods. i feel glorified because the world runs on my eggs and i feel proud. I feel freaked out because the world actualy runs on my periods

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

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How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

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Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

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On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

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There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

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Dozer has a soul

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why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

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Anti Joke

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