What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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A man walks into a bar. The other two ducked, and then immediately called an ambulance.

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

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Why were little Suzie's parents crying? Suzie was kidnapped by Al Qeada

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

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Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A murdered interracial couple.

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Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

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What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

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Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

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Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

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What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

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Robin, get in the batmobile

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Q. how did the blond get a college degree in medicine? A. she studied hard and aced her final exam.

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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