I cant find my anti-jokes this is also one

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9/11.

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Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

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How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

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A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

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Always do, always will, I have overcome far worse, doctor told my mother when I was born (without a heartbeat) that I was dead, and if they somehow managed to get me breathing again (heart beating etc) I would have suffered so much brain damage that I would not have a concious mind, in other words I would never have been able to learn anything, not to speak nor to type... ...Gotta say I pretty much fucking disagree with the "good" old doctor, and for the record, my heart is as healthy as... Healthy can be I am ambidextrous, but because of this eyedrum mutant thing of mine, I cant tell left from right, because well, to my radar senses both are left and right. Sorry if I am not making much sense here, just bleed a bit out of my nose, had it been from my ears, things could have gotten ugly, but no, its all good.

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what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't, he died in the middle of this task.

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nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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BOB:john John:what? BOB:4:59 seconds to get rid of it

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why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

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A black person dies.

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.

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Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

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If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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