if got a joke if fogot it

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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How do you kill a blonde? Irreversibly damage her vital organs to the point where she loses consciousness and will never wake again.

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what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

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Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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George Bush does not care about black people.

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What's the difference between a soldier and a black man? A black man lives a normal life, probably working a full time job to bring income to his family. A soldier has seen his friends killed right before his very eyes, has probably killed, and most likely has night terrors accompanied by the sounds of gunshots and grenades. He will suffer trauma up until he dies of a heart attack in his mid 80's after experiencing a terrifying flashback of life in the war.

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

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your fat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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what do you call a black man on the moon? Kid Cudi

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