How do you fit a homosexual man into a small card board box? You cut him into pieces.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

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What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

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Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

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how do you boil oil? add b to oil

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Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

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What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

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what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

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Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

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hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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