Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

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A dyslexic blind man

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A women go hit by a car, what everyone woners though, how did the car get in between the bedroom and the kitchen?

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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A man is pulled over because he is suspected of drunk driving. The officer comes to the window and is greeted by a man who then replies: What seems to be the officer, problem?

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What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

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i like potatoes

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

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What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

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Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

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how did the little girl get to heaven? she died.

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Where did the drunk Mother drive? Back to the Bar because she forgot her Baby.. Except she left it left it on the roof of the car...

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Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

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Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

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What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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