what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

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I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

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Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

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Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

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I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

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Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

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Q: Whats the difference between a guitar and a piece of ham? A: You can eat a piece of ham.

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

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THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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