A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

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What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

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three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

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how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin get in the car.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

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The Morman Religion.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

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WNBA

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What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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2 black kids walk into school

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

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I hope you shut the others down before you called me by my name, otherwise this will convo will get fairly short.

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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