Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

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An Indian lady is pushing her child down a footpath in a stroller whilst leading her dog. A refridgerator lands on the mother. Why did the Chinese man behind her cry? Because loss of life is a frantic event and having witnessed such an event he was deeply shocked. He was also sad that no dogs were killed. This is because a dog killed his wife in a freak accident and he has held a grudge against the species ever since.

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Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

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A boy walks into a baker, asks for a loaf of bread. The baker enquires "White or brown?" to which the boy replies "It doesn't matter, I've got my bike."

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What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

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What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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roses are red violets are blue they really are

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why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

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How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

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I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

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Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

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everybody loves raymond

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What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

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What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

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ring around the rosie ... your dead

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

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A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

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A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

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Anti Joke

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