Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

YOLO You only like Oreos

whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? because i shot it.

My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

If you're havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son, your mother and I once had those problems but we got through it.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

What do fish and shoe laces have in common? nothing.

knock knock go away ok

A woman was strolling around town when she turned into a dark alley. She was cold and scared. Suddenly a ferocious looking man jumped out with a knife. The end.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

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