Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner eating a Christmas pie. He died the next morning because it was Easter and the pie had remained unrefrigerated since the holidays. His parents were brought up on charges of neglegent homocide. Plus, they had a meth lab in the guest bathroom and ran a prostituion ring off of Craig's list. Jack's sister is now in the care of loving foster parents,who plan on adopting her and she misses her brother. Easter is a sad reminder of her former life, even though she is now a devout Christian and acknowledges the day as that of our Lord's ressurection. She plans on going to college to study nursing, someday.

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The New York Giants

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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What has two legs, and is red all over? Half a cat.

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What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

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When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

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What is worse than torture? Not much.

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

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hey fat ass u want some butter with them rolls?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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