What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

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What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

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what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

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A man from China is learning English and when confronted by a cop accidentally answers each question with one of the few words he knows, impugning himself in the process. The cop, not being a sociopath, realizes that the chuckling foreigner probably has no idea what he has just done and hands him a dictionary to help him cope with the drastic change.

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Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

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hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

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Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

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Where did the kittens go on their class filed trip? Nowhere, animals are not permitted to enter a museum unless they are eye seeing dogs helping a person who lacks vision.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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