In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

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Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

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A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

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What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hello Carolina, let me lick your vagina.

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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A black guy WALKS out of prison.

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mooooh im a cow

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

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what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

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What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

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Two guys walk into a bar the third guy ducks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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