ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

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your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

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You know how geese fly in a V formation and sometimes one side is longer than the other. Do you know why that is? Because there are more geese on that side.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

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why did the boy die because he got ran over by a tractor

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Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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Why doesn't Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesn't float!

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what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

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HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday, Popeyes has a special sale buy one get one free fried chicken. The chicken was like "Oh hell no, today's Tuesday? I'm funna get my feathery-asss out of here.." However, chickens do not know what day it is, nor do they care about being captured by humans. I also made up the part when the chicken began talking.

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whats brown and sticky a stick

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why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

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Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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