What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a human profession, and the other is a type of fish.

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

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I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

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Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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OGC - tilt your head

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women's rights

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

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Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

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What do you call a 2 storied house ?

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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Anti Jokes = Drained

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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