Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

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What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

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Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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Why are Asians bad drivers? There Not. Have you ever seen Tokyo Drift?

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Why didn't you hit the little mexican boy riding a bike? - it's probably was not your bike and it would have been against the law if you did so it was the kind thing to do -AHW

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Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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