why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

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whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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In Soviet Russia..... the exact same thing happens, stupid.

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Two men walked into a bar. The third man ducked.

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Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

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Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

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How do you call two black men on the moon? Astronauts.

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

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why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are simple-minded creatures and perhaps there was some source of food on the other side.

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What do you call something round and red that tastes like a tomato and shoots through walls? A Super Tomato. And what do you call a banana that shoots through walls? A banana trying to be a Super Tomato.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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A kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans them up? A bear.

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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