Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

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Man 1: Is your refrigerator running? Man 2: Nope, broke last week.

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HAHA i just read a joke!!! and i liked it! :D to bad you dont know what page it was on... wanna know?... YOUR..... #1 LALALA

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roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

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A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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A: What are the nine most terrifying words in the English dictionary? B: What are they? A: I'm from the government and i'm here to help

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Oh...okay, good.

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What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

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Why was the dog barking? No idea.

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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sharks

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

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What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. Bars serve people of all religions.

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What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

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What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

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Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

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What's red, blue, green, yellow, pink, purple, orange, teal, light green, brown, black and white? Colours, except for black and white, for they are the absence and amalgam of all colours, respectively.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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