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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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Church.

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What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

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Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

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What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot.

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

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women's rights

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how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

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A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

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Why Did The Monkey Fall Out Of The Tree? Because It Was Dead

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A man gets home from work late at night and his wife is already asleep. Then he remembers that he forgot some important papers and has to drive back to work to get them.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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