How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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You can't choose your family, so choose someone else's.

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Isn't it funny that we think it's totally normal for females to not have penises but for literally EVERY OTHER group of people, it's weird and not ok double standard?

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knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

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This one time at band camp....

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

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How many Jews did Hitler kill during the Holocaust? Too many.

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

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I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

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A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

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why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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