Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

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your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

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Q. Where do snowmen keep their money? A. A snowman is an anthropomorphic snow sculpture made of frozen water. They therefore cannot earn, keep or have any use for money.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

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Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

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T u r n i p s

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What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

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How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

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What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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Knock knock. Who's ther? Your friend Billy i've been shot and need help

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Stab her in the stomach so all the acidic contents of her stomach slowly burn her flesh.

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What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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