What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

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why did katy fall off her bike?

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Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

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there was a blond, a brunette, and a redhead at the edge of a cliff The blond being stupid jumped off the cliff and broke every bone in her body

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adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

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WNBA

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besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

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whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

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How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

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question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

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What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

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taking out the trash... at night

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Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

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Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

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Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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