snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

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What starts with 'P' and ends with 'orn'? Popcorn.

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

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What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

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Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

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What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

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Girl: How do I know if I'm Jewish? Guy: Are you Jewish? Girl: No. Guy: There ya go.

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theres this guy that i REALLY like but today he was putting something in my locker, it was gumbie the little green bendy thing but i didnt want it to be in my locker so i slammed my locker, except the only thing was that his pinky was in the way!!!! oh gosh i felt soooooo bad!!!! turns out he went to the hostpital and got stitches!!!!!!! that made it worse on me!!!!!! he said he was finee but i still cant let that go!!!!!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea. That would depend on what time you are reading this. As i have no control over this, I am unable to inform you of China's current time. Perhaps you should look into a watch, world clock, or some other device capable of telling the time. That is not the Purpose of this website. However, there are numerous other places for this. God luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can, and only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

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Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

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I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

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"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

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Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

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This sentence is false.

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slaughter the mussies #EDL

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I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

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