Knock knock. Come in.

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On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

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What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

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A guy walks into the bar and orders a coke with some ice and some peanuts. It cost a total of $4.00 plus tax. He gave the bartender $5.00 and told him to keep the change. He drank the soda pop and burped loudly and left the bar and forgot his peanuts.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

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How do you make your house smell bad? fart

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Adam Chebali has no life

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

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what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

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Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

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Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

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A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

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your mum

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

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lol

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Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

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How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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