what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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Well, there's one way...

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

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whats orange, green and has a treadmill attached to it? a cantaloupe, i lied about the treadmill.

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

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What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

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Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

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What was the comment at the bottom of this anti joke? come up with a better anti joke

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I'm an old man with Alzheimer's. Ok I'm going to tell you a little story. Well i was walking down the road bout 36 sum odd years ago and the next thing i knew i was........... Hmmm.... i wonder whats in the fridge...

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How do you fit 6000000 jews into a car? 1 in the front, 1 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

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what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

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What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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What rhymes with shuck and starts with an f flamethrower

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

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