- Hey, guess how many people are dead in that cemetery? - I don't know. How many? - All of them.

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What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

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A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

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What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

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How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

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Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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Rylan Clark

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Hellen keller

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

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Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

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Alice? Childhood Alice? I did not recognize you! Its so nice to hear from you again! I would not worry too much about Nero`s shouting at night dear friend, while he has overcome a lot, he suffers from nightmares and nightterrors, its not pain, not physical at least, please do not tell him I told you, he prefers sparing people the details. Should I type as If I am typing to Nero? Sorry, I am just a bit flustered, Nero has never been the romantic type, not towards me at least... I know the "official chatting hours are over, but can I ask you or rather him to stay on a bit longer?"

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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