Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

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Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

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why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

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Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

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A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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My name is Nero, Angelo Nero, its Italian (or rather Roman) For Black Angel, and yes it is my real name, you will believe me once you see my passport, driving license, mastercard whatever, I am 32 years old and I wont tell you my last name because at this rate... You could probably just google me up and find it yourself. Seriously, I am latino you know that, romantic is in my veins, but hey, you never told me you liked that so if we agreed to sex, that was what I was going with... I did tell you that sex is kinda meh for me without the romance factor. The thing about your name being Tifa, is that you look A LOT like the video game character, I mean come on! You even got red eyes! (okay hers may be a brownish red but come on!) You should post a picture of yourself online and see how many guys find you really sexy... Then again, dont, I want you for myself. Sorry this is taking some time, I dont get any of these solvemedia crapcraps

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Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

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Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

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Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

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Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

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Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

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whats the capital of congo famine

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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