What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

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Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What is more funny than 8 babies in 1 bin? 1 baby in 8 bins.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

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Knock Knock Good one...

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* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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Like if you like big tits.

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how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

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SBB

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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