Yes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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when debbie meets downer

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If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

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whats one plus one penis

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National security?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was uneducated and was not aware of the dangers of streets in heavily populated cities.

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Ken wins!

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Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

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Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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How did Chris die? Bush-fire

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What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

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What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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Anti Joke

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