My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

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Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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knock knock go away ok

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What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

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What do you call 20 Investment Bankers buried to their necks in sand? A team building exercise at the beach sponsored by an Investment Bank.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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Why can't helen keller drive a car? Because she is a woman

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

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- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

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What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

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Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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