why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting at your doorstep? matt what do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the water? bob what do you call a man that just had his daughter taken away from him? ...sam

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Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

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What did Hitler say to the Jew? I don't know, I don't speak German.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

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What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

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Do you know that car over there? No.

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Why didn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

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A skinny white prisoner dropped his soap in the shower. So the big, ripped, black prisoner who was showering next to him picked up the soap and handed it back to him. The skinny white prisoner said "Thank you" and continued with his shower.

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Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

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Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

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why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

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Fiats

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