Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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Spotto

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Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

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What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

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Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

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If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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I can be considerate if like someone is burning to death and I was the one considerate enough to lit them on fire... Wait no, I am considerate towards my friends (which are all ladies, all men besides me are obstacles and nothing else) AAAAND my logic processor broke down. Anyway, please do me the honors, take the last message.

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

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