did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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Patient: Doctor Doctor! Every Time I Drink Some Tea, My Eye Is Really Sore! Doctor: Next Time Take The Spoon Out...

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I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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womens rights

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Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

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My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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women's rights, lol

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

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Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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What do you get when you mix Fruit and Flys? Fries... or Flutes, depending on how many Flys your add.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet with his great grandmother who got rushed to hospital due to having an epileptical seizure and is in life threatning conditions.

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Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

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A programmer, and engineer and an accountant meet up for an after work drink. Afterwards they go home to their separate apartments and think how socially inadequate they are.

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

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Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

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Simon says; "You're adopted."

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Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

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Anti Joke

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