What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

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Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

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Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

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What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

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If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

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what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

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A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

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How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

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Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

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What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

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