We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

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A handicapp walks into a bar

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

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hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

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What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

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Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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The Irish man was sober.

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Seeing as this situation is logically impossible considering that Adolf Hitler died in the year 1945 and Osama bin Laden was born in the year 1957, I would be in a room with just a black guy and two bullets. Then I would proceed not to shoot the black guy on the fact that I enjoy the talking and learning about cultural diversities between the black and white races.

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Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

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What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

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What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

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What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

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Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

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why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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