how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

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What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

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What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

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Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

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What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

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Chuck Norris screams in pain.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

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Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

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What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

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if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

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What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

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Why did the two blonds go to the bar together? Because they were carpooling to save money and help save the earths ozone layer that seals in all of our oxygen. They were also meeting some friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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