A black man in a country bar.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

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the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

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roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

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- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

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Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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Women. One of the genders a human can be.

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What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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