How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

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What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

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what happen to the popo who got arrested? he told himself that he had the right to remain silent

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What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

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Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

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Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

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Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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Uh, summa lumma dooma lumma you assuming I'm a human What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman Innovative and I'm made of rubber, so that anything you say is Ricochet in off a me and it'll glue to you And I'm devastating more than ever demonstrating How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating Never fading, and I know that haters are forever waiting For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating 'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated

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Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

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How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

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roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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austins gay lolololol

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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