- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Women's Rights.

A black guy and a white girl are walking toward each other in a dark alley. Which one takes off his/her clothes first? The black guy as he is closer to home and therefore closer to his bathroom where he took a shower after a hard day's work.

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

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Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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