bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

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Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

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what do mexicans like most. icecubes

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How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."

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Wanker

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

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What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

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Question:Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Answer:Because she had no arms or legs. Question:What did little Susie get for Christmas? Answer: a bike, and cancer Question: what did little Susie get next Christmas? Answer: nothing, she didn't live that long... Knock knock Who's there Not little Susie

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Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

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What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

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So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

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Knock Knock.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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What's the difference between? Your mom.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

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whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

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