poo poo you you doo doo too too

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Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

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Who's the biggest badass in the nation? Adrenaline junky Jacobs!

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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21

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

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What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

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Penis in a box.

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yo momma so fat. that shes fat

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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so a baby seal walks into a club...

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Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

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What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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PENIS :)

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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why do my feet smell so bad? because i havent washed them for 5 days

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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Whats stupid and has words? THIS JOKE!

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What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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