An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

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One day a man walked into a wall

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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What's green and has wheels? Dave Matthew's Band

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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Why did you step on my watermelon?

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

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Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

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why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

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what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

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Why did robin get in the batmobile? Batman told him to

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

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So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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