Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

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Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

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Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

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what happened to the woman who was a prostitute? She was arrested because it is a crime

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why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

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Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

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What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

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Christians

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

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david your girlfriend has a nice ass

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Why did the black man wash up on shore? He was on a boating trip, deep sea fishing, with some close friends from high school. About half of a mile off shore his ship crashed and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Sadly, not everyone lived this through this tragic accident. This man was one of them.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Marla should be home by now, it's nearly 6." He was unaware he had lost his tractor until the next morning.

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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A man walks into a bar. The other two ducked, and then immediately called an ambulance.

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Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

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ps3

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