what did the therapist say to the other therapist? were both therapists.

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what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

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The Earth is a nice place to live.

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Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

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Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its instincts were telling it that the higher amount of grass on the other side of the road would lead to an increase in the odds of survival due to a more adequate source of food and nourishment.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

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What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

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what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

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Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

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Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

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What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

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Im cute hehehee

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What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

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Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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Nicolas Cage's acting.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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