- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Q:what is the most annoying word that means nothing? A:every word has a meaning your question is invalid. ~Phish <3

What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

how do you teach a baby to walk? cut of its hands.

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

You mothers so ghetto, you died.

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

._____________________. Whale!

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

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