Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

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No

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

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Women deserve equal rights.

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Two elks were out flying one day. One of the elks turned to the other one and said: - You have a cinnemon bun in your eye. - What? - You have a cinnamon bun in your eye! - WHAT? - YOU HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN YOUR EYE!!! - I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN MY EYE!

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

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What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

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A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

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What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

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What did the you know what screw this I'm sick of making these stupid jokes there all the same. Hang on hang on What did the pirate do to the dog yes This style of joking is so different I'm going to be a famous comedian oh wait there's a whole bloody website full of these. O look another one and another one and another one that knife over there looks really nice right now

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

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Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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