Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

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what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

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Seriously, all your new jokes are shit. They are either repeats of stuff previously on the site or they are just so unfunny you'd struggle to get a sympathy laugh from your mother. Please actually take the time to think of something worth submitting or do not submit at all. We know people with no arms can't knock on doors enough now, and many things are better than the holocaust. Do something new!

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

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Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, the holocaust was a tragic event in human history.

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There was this guy who walked in the bar with one shoe. The bartender asks what happened. The man said the shoe didn't fit. So the bartender ask where is the other shoe. The man said he threw it away. The bartender looks in the trashcan and sure enough he sees his other shoe. The bartender says "This is the same size as your other shoe. Why are you wearing one shoe?" The man says "I'm just playing a prank on you. There's a hidden camera over there and over there. Is it okay if I can put you on YouTube?" and the bartender says "No."

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The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

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What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it's in a chicken coop.

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What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

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A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

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Runescape.

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what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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