- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Stephen Walking.

If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

What do you call a person with no arms? Armless.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

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