Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

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What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

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Did you hear the one about the flying turtle? No? Okay I'll tell you about it. So one day there was a flying turtle. His name was Larry and he was a turtle that can fly. However, nobody believed that Larry can fly and he wanted to prove it. So the next day George, who was a flying octopus, called Jerry on his cell phone and told him a story about a Larry. Jerry, who was a media reporter, was so offended by his story and called the police. Question: What did the police say? Nothing because it was a made up story

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Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

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Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

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A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

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Vagina ass.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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Black...

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

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If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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Anti Joke

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