Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

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???????????? ???????????? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? A wild EXEGGUTOR appeared!

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what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

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want to no whats funny what your mom

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

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What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

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Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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