- Anti Joke

What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

Whats funnier than a barrel full of dead babies? two barrels full of dead babies.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

Q: What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A tragedy worse than 9/11.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

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Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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