what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

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Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

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What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

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What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems i like your boobs

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What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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wanna hear a joke. i do to

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Straight man: Gays can't have babies so they shouldn't be allowed to have sex. Gay man: But you got a vasectomy last year, so you can't make babies either. The straight man sees the irony, realizes how judgmental he has been and never has sex again because he maintains his opinion that gays shouldn't have sex.

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What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

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Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

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What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

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come along children

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why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

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