3021 North Broadway Avenue

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What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

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A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

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What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

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What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

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A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

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Homo say what?

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Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

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Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

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if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

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adam hodgson !

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Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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What do you call the man with no arms and no legs? Jeff. Because that's his ****ing name.

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why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

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Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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