what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

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What's 1+1? 69.

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

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What do a bucket and a women have in common? Before 1928 neither had the right to vote. The bucket still can't.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

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What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

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What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

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There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

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Gotta disappoint you there, you see there are hundreds, perhaps thousands of similar organizations which work for the government, and those I work for are black ops, meaning that I would be putting my life in danger if I told you anything about it besides that fact. Its not listed anywhere, its not FBI, its not legislated by any government yet many governments invest their funds there, you could call it something like the interpool, and something like the underground society, except its multi-government driven... A term I sincerely do not fully understand myself, I have certain talents I put to use, but I lack the education in order to be more than a employee for these people.

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What isn't funny? The holacost.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

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get in the car.

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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