Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What kind of society have we created that a chicken can't even cross a road without his motives being questioned?

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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What do you call a group of black men stampeding down a hill? Dangerous, so they should slow down!

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Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

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Why is a four year olds bedroom the hottest place in Texas? Its on fire, like the rest of the state because of a tragic wildfire thats ruining the lives of many people.

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What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

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Walnut

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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turns out hitler was right... the jews are the cause of the problems in the world

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know either, i'm just wondering why a chicken is trying to cross the road!

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What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

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Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

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a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

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What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

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