What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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im watching you..

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Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

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Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

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What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

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Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

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89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

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Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Two women were sitting in silence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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