What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

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What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

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100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

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Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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girls basketball

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What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

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Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

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Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

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Lars Arne Eriksen (Yes his real name) is filing a case against me (because he believes that my actions (from my private estate-ish bigger) are shaming the firm.... Now, can anyone of you randomeers, tell me what firm I represent? Which firm I am not employed at but OWN, meaning that I am the one that will be evaluating if his case is valid? ERIKSEN YOU FUCKING DUMBASS YOU CAN LEAVE NOW YOU ARE NOT GETTING PAID FOR READING THESE COMMENTS AND SENDING THEM TO YOUR BOSS... ...BECAUSE I AM YOUR BOSS YOU FUCKING DUMBASS! NOW TYPE THIS DOWN, TAKE YOUR LITTLE PICTURES AND SEND THEM TO ME, SO I CAN SAY OFFICIALLY THEM "YOU SUCK YOU ARE FIRED" Now, feel free to post what Lawfirm I not only represent but own 99.9 of, if anyone guesses right, I will send you ten fucking million USD, and quit my position, if not I fire Eriksen and... (ill do that anyways Eriksen, you are not getting paid today, go home, we shall speak of this later, consider yourself on the way of getting officially fired. Not for having fun like we are here (you know at my tiny house here) THE HUGE ONE, but for embarrasing yourself and attempting to... Sigh, shame your boss by reporting him not to your boss, but to your the lead attorney... FUCKING DUMBASS I AM THE LEAD ATTORNEY WHICH MEANS THAT THIS IS WHY YOU CALL ME BOSS! According to this little dialer, twelve people from our firm are watching this site because we are having fun, and you just ridiculed yourself all in front of them. Dont show your face at my firm again dumbass, you can keep working until I officially let you go, but you wont get any pay from the official work. Guys at work, explain him how he cannot file a complaint about me, to myself for shaming a law firm whose nobody knows I AND ONLY I PROPERLY REPRESENT! Go home Eric crapton, make sure he leaves guys, thank you very much.

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what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

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Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

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why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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Anti Joke

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