An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

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What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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An american man, chinese man, black man, and a Mexican man walk into a bar. The american man says i want to show you guys a trick, so they go to the empire state building and the american man jumps off the side and comes back up alive. He tells them i will do it one more time, watch closely. So he jumps off and comes back alive. The american guy tells the chinese man to do it. So the chinese guy jumps off and dies. Then the american guy tells the mexican to jumps off, sonhe does it. The mexican man dies and the black guy is told to do it and he is afraid, but still does it, he dies. The american man goes back to the bar and the barkeep says "Superman you can be a real dick when your drunk!"

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Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

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what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

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there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

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Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

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What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

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What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

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Why did the girl die? No one knows.

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Why did the chicken go down the road? He was in a KFC truck and was headed to his death...

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Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

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Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

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Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

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Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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