- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

I have a crush on my dad.

Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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