If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Well, a test is a well thought-out series of questions, usually used in schools to determine a students final grade.

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Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

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Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

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Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

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A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

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-I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

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The truth is he loves her!!

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

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I WILL DESTROY ISIS

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Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

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What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

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what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Depending on the amount of saliva you produce each lick the answer to this question varies species to species.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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