"Lack of sleep" is that like... Sleep deprivation?

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What's really weird? It's you Greg!

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why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

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How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

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Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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what did little johnny scream at the xbox after he lost a game? god what the hell! Muskcrat143 i told u to cover my back when i had my predator missile! now my covers blown and i lost my killstreak! god u suck so much and Hippo099 why didn't u kill them before they got a killstreak like wtf!!! i told u to use ur semtex cause i had a claymore set down jeez u guys suck i'm leaving.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

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What happened to the Atheist when he died? No one knows because there's no proof God does or does not exist and the only way to find out is to die.

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Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

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Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

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Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

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When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a fight, who wins The white guy because they were in a fight over when the black guy was going to die.

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What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

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what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

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What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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