John Rustenburg at the dinner table

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

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Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

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knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

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A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

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Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

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Did you hear about the guys who wanted to go to Hawaii??? They didn't go!

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Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

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What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

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Why did the gorilla have big nostrils? Because it was a trait passed on to him from his biological father.

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What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

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get on your knees and make a donut face:)

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Women"s Rights

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What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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