A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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*spongebob voice* 25

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When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

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Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

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*knock knock* Who's there? *Gorilla* Gorilla who? *Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot*

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

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Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

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Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

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What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

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Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

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Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

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how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

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Half koala, half walrus, behold...the Koalrus!

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The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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