- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

i said wut wut in the butt!

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

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