- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

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