Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

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knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

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Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

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Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

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Why do black people have white hands and feet? Regardless of race or ethnicity, the skin on the palms and soles of the feet is always less pigmented than elsewhere on the body. In darker skinned people this fact is readily observable, but in light skinned people this feature of human biology cannot normally be discerned by simple visual inspection.

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What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

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Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

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roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

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How do you put an elephant in a refridgerator? Go to your local zoo with a shotgun, shoot to kill, load elephant in Uhaul, drive home, remove elephant from Uhaul, sharpen your ax, put on mask to pevent excessive blood on face, begin to chop elephant into small chunks, put the chunks into ziplock bags, call a friend to help you move bags into refridgerator, and move bags into refridgerator. Once all the bags are in the refridgerator, dismiss your friend, get in car, and drive to mexico because killing an elephant is not legal and the police will be there soon. Now as for the giraffe...

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Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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