What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father! Luke: Nooooo! Darth Vader: Yes.

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what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

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How do you get a chicken to cross the road? Get him in the other side

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roses are red violets are blue dinosaurs are extinct obama is black

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Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? A healthy, balanced diet consisting of all food groups, unless they are vegetarian or vegan, hence they will not consume any meats or animal products.

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Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

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What's black, white and re(a)d all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Minutes later, cops come in and arrests the poor man for not paying his bill while the deaf man sits at the bar calmly drinks his beer.

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

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Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

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