Man U

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

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Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

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A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

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Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

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A seal walks into a club... the seals freinds later inform him they are now at a bar the seal then walks into the bar... the seal was later beaten to death

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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