- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

One man was interested in purchasing poultry. He found it was as very wise investment in that he enjoyed the resulting pleasure immensely.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

your life

I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

"Behold, the greatest invention Man has ever seen!" exclaimed the inventor of eyes.

Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

DARK FACT: A ratchet black chick would say that was racist.

Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

How many Puerto Ricans does it take to clog the treads of my tank? Eight

Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

Boom.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

My nipple is bleeding

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