- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

Why was the woman crying I kick her in the ass really really really hard... With steal toe boots... That had a spike on them... That was biped in poison... And man did she scream.

Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

A black guy walks into a bar... 3 hours later He walks out...

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

Yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned for her health.

What happened to the famous musician when he overdosed? He overdosed.

Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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