- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

What's the difference between cat and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

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What's sad about a black guy driving up a hill in a car? It's yor car

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

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