A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

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Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

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One day a boy asks his teacher what blue velvet is then the teacher says "we don't ask questions like that in my class go to principal's office now"so the boy goes to the principal's office and then the boy asks "what is blue velvet"then the principal says"no one says that in my school get out" so the boy goes home and asks his mom what is blue velvet then his mom says you don't say stuff like that in my house get out!so the boy see's the Mayer. So the boy asks the Mayer what blue velvet is then the Mayer says no one says that in my town get out of my town! So the boy see's a man and the boy goes to the man and the man asks what happend to you and the boy says well I got kicked out of school kicked out of my house and got thrown out of town just because i asked what blue velvet is! So the man tells the boy that there is a lady across the street. So the boy is in the road and then the boy gets ran over and dies. So the lesson here is look both ways before crossing a street

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What's brown and slimy? brown slime

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

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An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

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What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

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Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

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whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Interupting black lady! Interupti. MMMMHHHHMMMM!!!!

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