What's the answer to all your problems The answer

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

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Why did the man stop suddenly in the street? His unhealthy diet, alcoholism and smoking habit caused him to have a heart attack at the age of 56. He died because of it.

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A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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( o Y o )

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Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

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What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

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My children are mistakes

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What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

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Person 1- Ask me if I am a tree Person 2- Ok, are you a tree? Person 1- Nope

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

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OneBigAssMistakeAmerica

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

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Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

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Today I was reading anti jokes. At first I didn't get it, but then I figured it out and...ah crap, why am I writing this, it's just going to get thumbed down...

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

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What does Tupac and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead but most of the people think they aren't.

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? Just a sort of mixed bird thing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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