why did you poop because you are a poop

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

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What is a man? A misserable little pile of shi... Moral: What is a man?

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

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Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

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Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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Nero, you got followers, people that believe in you, ironically maybe a lot less now, that I have been giving them the fake illusion that I am you, why did you never reveal your true self? Is there something wrong with you physically? Something you fear being judged upon? I love and admire your work, and you to be honest, I know you are married and all, but my heart has chosen its path, it cant be helped really, believe me, I have tried. Dont lose hope in yourself, sometimes you have to accept that you are smarter, wiser, more compassionate and vulnerable than the rest, allowing yourself to be a vulnerable person, also shows how strong you are, if you shut it all away in order to become "strong", you know you end up alone and forgotten. I understand why someone such as you loses hope in humanity, but as long as you hold into the hope of you having the wisdom and courage required to stand on your own with pride rather than shame of your strength and individuality as a human being, something ever rarer I concur, then you have the right to consider yourself greater rather than some arrogant jackass, believe me, I know the man I am speaking about.

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Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

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A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

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What's brown and sticky A stick

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Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

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What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

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"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

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