A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

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2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

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ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

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The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, he hops up to the bartender, and asks for a martini. The bartender, not knowing exactly what to do, goes into the back to his boss's office. He says "Hey, there's a kangaroo up front askin' for a martini...do we serve kangaroos?" His boss replies "Ya, of course, but these kangaroos, they aren't too smart, so charge him like 50 bucks for the drink." The bartender agrees and goes back up front to serve the kangaroo. He pours the martini and hands it to the kangaroo, the kangaroo thanks him and says "How much do I owe you?" The bartender replies "50 bucks." The kangaroo then reaches into his pouch, pulls out a fifty dollar bill, and puts it on the counter. He finishes his drink and begins to hop away. As he is leaving, the bartender says "Hey, wait, we don't get many of your kind around here, why is that?" And the kangaroo replies "I'm not surprised at THESE prices!!!" and hops out.

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What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

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Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

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A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

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What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

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DON'T READ THIS!!! you suck.

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Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

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Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

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Yo momma is so fat... Her body mass is above average.

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