why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

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Dwight Howard

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his wife and kids.

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9/11

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Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

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Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

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A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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justin bieber

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Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

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Why did the chicken cross the street? K

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Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

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i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

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What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

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