Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

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what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

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why was ej's penis hard? because he had just got done having fine exquisit sex which he had ejaculated with a sturn body builder name frank who he had been seeing for the past few months.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you get a black man out of his house? you ring the doorbell.

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What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

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what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

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How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

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bacon

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What did the preist say to the other preist? 'hey! we're both preists!'

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Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

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I don't want to share my name yet if that is okay, I mean I have not seen you, but you have seen me just saying. Tell me how old you are first, I am 26, or 27, being more or less an orphan since birth details like that kinda lose themselves. And no, its not Eliza, I will wait for you here if you do not mind, there are still people that have thought I am Nero all this while, that`s what worries me, I doubt I can convince them I am chatting with myself this time around.

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

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This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

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A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide, Get over it

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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