Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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What's worse than finding a bug in your soup? The Holocaust

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

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What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

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A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

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a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

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The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

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Justin Bieber

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Obama getting elected in 2012.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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