why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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Yes.

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Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

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What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

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roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

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What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

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Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

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Whats worse than getting raped by a monkey The fact that you actually got raped by a monkey

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When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

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A patient goes to the doctor. The doctor says I have bad news and even worse news. The patient says "What's the bad news?" The doctor says "You only have 24 hours to live." The patient says "Oh my gosh what could possibly be worse than that?!" The doctor says "Well...we've been trying to contact you since yesterday..."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

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A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

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Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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