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Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

William wright is Gay

Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

Stealth baseballs record

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

2 scrubbers walk into a room , one says " can you you smell fresh-air spray"?

Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

Why didn't the caterpillar turn into a butterfly? Because it was a cheeto

Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

Roses are yellow Violets are yellow bark bark

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

Large 4

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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