What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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I america you read books. But in Soviet Russa, Books read YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

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knock, knock whos there child molestor

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Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

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guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

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A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

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whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

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Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

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Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

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Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

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Q: how many oxen does it take to row up the empire state building in half of a green canoe under the purple sun while eating a dead moose with no arms? A: Purple, because snakes have no elbows.

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Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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