What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

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what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? 1 dead babies in 10 trees.

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Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

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Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

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Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

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What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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You

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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Yo momma so fat she's obese.

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What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

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What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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69.... is a number

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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