Once upon of time there was 2 boys named Bucky and Thorn. They were best of friends and always came up with amusing adventures. So one day, during summer time before high school senior year, Bucky and Thorn went to go hiking on the mountain called Mt. Saint Lasik. It was the tallest mountain of the city. The city was called "The City of Dreams" because everyone had a dream that one day they will accomplish their goals. Well Bucky had a goal and his goal was to be the youngest to ever climb the mountain. However, Thorn was jealous because he as 11 toes. Since he can't hike they decided to go camping at Walala National Park. One day they saw a big huge bear named Pervus. Pervus told them that they were not allowed to be there. Thorn told Pervus to shut the hell up because he can't hike mountains. A girl came suddenly showed up. It was a girl named Sally. She was half black, white, Spanish, ad French, and she could sweet talk bears. Pervus said "Now it's time to boogey woogey woogey" and began dancing like a maniac. Police arrived. Officer Caleb Johnson was in the scene to investigate. "Where were you at the night of April 24th?" To which Bucky replied "To what do I owe pleasure of speaking?" Harry, his front door neighbor stole the cop car and drove off to New Guinea. God knows how or why Harry showed up. Coincidentally, Sally decided it was time to leave. Everyone left utterly confused. The End.

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A kid walked in to a bar, grabbed a napkin, and left

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

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whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

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how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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you will die someday

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I'm so punny.

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Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Peoples' bad attempts at Anti-Jokes.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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What was the sadest part about the four blacks who drove off a cliff in a cadilac? -The car sat five

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I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

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Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Steve Jensen. Oh hi Steve, come in.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman walk into a bar. they all wish me happy birthday bearing gifts. except there's no rabbi. or priest. or shaman. I'm not in a bar. I'm in my room. alone. i spent most of my birthdays that way.

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Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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