- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

Your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you're just a figment of my imagination.\

my mom raped yerr foot

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

I drive a 'rarri

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

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