What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

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What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

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What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We don't know if he even did, how would we know why? There were no cameras at the intersection he crossed at. Therefor the question is unanswerable. Unless the chicken admits to it........ ........ Chickens can't talk.

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What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

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How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

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Straight man: Gays can't have babies so they shouldn't be allowed to have sex. Gay man: But you got a vasectomy last year, so you can't make babies either. The straight man sees the irony, realizes how judgmental he has been and never has sex again because he maintains his opinion that gays shouldn't have sex.

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

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what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

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What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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