A Jewish man walks by a penny.

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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The latter three thousand pages of this website.

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Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

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Why did the duck eat the chicken noodle soup? The duck was told that if he ate the chicken noodle soup on Fear Factor he would win $10,000. What he failed to realize was that he forgot to sign page 16 on the episode contract and did not win any money and was sued by Campbell's soup for copyright infringement.

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What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

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Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? Starve it to death then chop it in pieces.

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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girls basketball

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

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Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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