- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the retard say to the other retard? (incoherent gibberish)

Why did the cat bite its owner? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

Why did the book disappear?

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

U mad?

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

So you there Red?

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

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