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roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

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meme

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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ur mum

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

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It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

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A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

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Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

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Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just the 1, Blondes aren't any dumber than anyone else. It's a myth.

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

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Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

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the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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A russian gives away vodka.

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Anti Joke

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