There was a blonde, brunette and a red head on an island. The blond was on holiday, the brunette lived there and the red head was there on business, it was a very large and industrial island.

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

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Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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Whats worse than suicide? death

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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3 like an eel

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