So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

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How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

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What is the difference in a dead dog in the road, and a dead black guy in the road? One was a dog and one was a human being..

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dog

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How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

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if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

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Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

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what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

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Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

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Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

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What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

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A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

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Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

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What's the difference between a carrot and an elephant? The carrot is orange.

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A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

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Think about it: Is mexico REALLY full of: Lowrides in candy ass sparkly colors such as lip red that bounce, (manly color right? Yeah sure baggot) which contains a whole street war gang of members inside and at least twenty tons of COCAINA! ...But does not have a horn that plays "la cucaracha" Seriously, you say yes right? Hey look at this guy he said yes everybody, but ITS WROOOOOOONG CUCARACHA OR GTFO OF MEXICO! Yeah... Because Mexico is shit, id would be racist if Mexicans didn't agree...

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Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

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rape that shit

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

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What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

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