What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

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I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

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I share two rooms with my mother.

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Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

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i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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what's brown and sticky? a turd.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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Q: How many apples grow on a tree? A: All of them

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

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Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

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Why is the sky blue? The sun reflects off the water molecules in all bodies of water

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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3 jews sits in a car. Who drives? Not Hitler.

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To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

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roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

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