if i could change the alphabet, i wouldn't its perfectly fine the way it is.

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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Coldpaly is a good band

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

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Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

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A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

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A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

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What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

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What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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Albert your flies undone.

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What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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Anti Joke

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