Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

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Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

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Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

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Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

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What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

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Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

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Why did the chicken go down the road? He was in a KFC truck and was headed to his death...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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