A black man, a Muslim man, and a Jewish man walk into a bar so the bartender says, "Get the f*** out."

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Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

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whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

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Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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josh roberts goes into churches and forces them to listen and go by his religious opinion until they cry

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Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

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Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

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knock knock ... no one was in

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Justin Bieber's mother.

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

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What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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Yd the chicken cross the road? To SAVE THE WORLD

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So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

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Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

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