A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

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Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

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when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

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Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

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HEY EVERYONE THUMBS UP!

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Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

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What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

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What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

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Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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womens sports...

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

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How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

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What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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Why did Bert go to the doctor? He had an appointment.

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why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

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