what do you call a kid named kid. kid

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Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

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If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Penis

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

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A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

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Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

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What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

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Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

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why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

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What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

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What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

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What happened to the starving african kid? He died

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Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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