Yo mamma so fat, she's on a diet and is losing weight at a good, steady rate.

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What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

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What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

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I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

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whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

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A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

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Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

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A blonde walks into a bar. She just graduated university and thought she would celebrate with a beer.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

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A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

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A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

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What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

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Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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