- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

Women's Rights

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

?"what's up" "A preposition"

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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