What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

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Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

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why do my feet smell so bad? because i havent washed them for 5 days

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How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

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Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

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How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

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What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

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Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

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