What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

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What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

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A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

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a sabertooth walks into a club. the caveman set his trap perfectly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

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What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

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what does a granny look best in? 1950

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Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

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What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

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Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

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Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

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Justin Bieber's mother.

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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