What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

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What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

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And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Please? No.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after A-N-A-L

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

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whats white and gooy liguid goop

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Turkey Balls

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

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MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

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What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

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what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

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