Dislike this, and I kill myself.

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Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

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your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

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knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

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How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

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A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

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What's the difference between a kleenex and a man? One absorbs your tears while the other makes you cry.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

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What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

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Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

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What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

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This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

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