whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

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What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

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so...um, yeah

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I don't want to share my name yet if that is okay, I mean I have not seen you, but you have seen me just saying. Tell me how old you are first, I am 26, or 27, being more or less an orphan since birth details like that kinda lose themselves. And no, its not Eliza, I will wait for you here if you do not mind, there are still people that have thought I am Nero all this while, that`s what worries me, I doubt I can convince them I am chatting with myself this time around.

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What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

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Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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The Bible

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A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

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you will now laugh.

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