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What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

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Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

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Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

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Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews undergo metabolism, maintain homeostasis, possess a capacity to grow, respond to stimuli, reproduce and, through natural selection, adapt to their environment in successive generations. More complex living organisms can communicate through various means.[1][5] A diverse array of living organisms (life forms) can be found in the biosphere on Earth, and the properties common to these organisms—plants, animals, fungi, protists, archaea, and bacteria—are a carbon- and water-based cellular form with complex organization and heritable genetic information. Pizza does not.

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My dad

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How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

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its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

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What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

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What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

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Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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