A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

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What do a plum and an elephant have in common? They're both gray, except for the plum

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What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in an apple within a worm inside your apple...

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Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

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What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

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What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

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I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

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How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

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1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

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Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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How you do stop a baby from swinging around on the clothesline? Hit it with a shovel.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

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BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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