What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

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an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

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How many Jews died in the Holocaust? Not enough.

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

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How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

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a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

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Knock knock knock OCD

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What do you call a black guy holding a crate of watermelons? a farmer

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Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

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What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

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What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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roses are red. violets are violet...

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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