a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

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Why does Santa Clause not have children? Because he only "comes" once a year

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What does water taste like? Water

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What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

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Justin Bieber

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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Boom.

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Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

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What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

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You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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lol

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

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What do you call a sexually abusive man. Dad.

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How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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