Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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What's really weird? It's you Greg!

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

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What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

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Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

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I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

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When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

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What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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