Praise Paisley

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why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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BUTTERFARTING

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What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

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Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

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A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

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Moooo

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

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Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

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roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

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what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

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