What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

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Why do Indian people smell like curry? They don't. Its an ignorant misconception.

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Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

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Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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No

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

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Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

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Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

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What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

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The WNBA.

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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