My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

Mrs. Welsh

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

Good.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

why did the white man walking down the street have no hair? he had had cancer for 5 years prior.

Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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