Two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffins says "God its hot in here." The other muffin screams "AHHHH talking muffin!!!!"

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What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

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What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

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daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

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What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

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Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

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I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

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Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

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Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

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What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

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Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

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What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

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man boobs

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What did the white guy say when a black man punched him? Ow, i am sueing for assault. that is a crime

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Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

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Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

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Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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