What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

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Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

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What came first?....the woman or the sandwich

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

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Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great height she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

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What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? "Where's my keys?!"

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A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

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What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

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Ginger woodpecker throbbing in the moonlight

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

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4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

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what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

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Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

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