What do you get when you cross an alligator and a kangaroo? Nothing. An alligator is a reptile and a kangaroo is a mammal, therefore it is impossible for them to breed.

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Justin Bieber hits puberty

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

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Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

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Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

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What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

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These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

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What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

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a Polar bear in an Igloo.

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What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

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What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

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What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

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Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

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What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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