Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

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What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

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What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

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edmond alward. handyman services. call 0858430803.

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Knock Knock. Doors open

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A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

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What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

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Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

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So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

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Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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Your mama is so fat that when she walks her legs rub against each other

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Yo momma's so nice that she baked cookies for us. Please tell her I said thanks.

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what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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