What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

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Do you play piano? No

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I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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a red boat and a blue boat collided all the survivors still have nightmares to this day

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A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

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What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

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Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

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What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? A cripple.

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What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

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An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

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Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

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why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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if you don't like this you're gay

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being unaware of his surroundings, the chicken was startled by an oncoming motor vehicle. Due to the animals vapid logic an reasoning, based on impulse it quickly ran to the other side of the street to avoid its imminent death by the speeding automobile. Unknowingly, the chicken had reached the other side of the road,

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Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and mild nudity.

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