Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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knock knock father: who's there? young man: it's I, your son. father: ....... what? young man: dad let me in, I'm sorry! father: i don't have a son.... young man: but.... i love you... father: get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

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Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

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a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

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Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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A rabbi walks into a bar, in traditional Jewish garb. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Sorry, you'll have to leave". The Jewish gentleman says "Why, don't you serve Jews in here?". The bartender replies "Of course we do, but we just found asbestos in the walls and we're closing for remodeling." The rabbi politely apologizes for making misplaced assumptions about the bartender's place of business.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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thomas!!!!

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Men's rights

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an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

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Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

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how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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