I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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Whats circular and black? a black circle.

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

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Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

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What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

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And you honored it I see :P

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

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what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

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Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

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