Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

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roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

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What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

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Well that explains a lot, thank you.

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

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What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

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How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

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Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

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Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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Let's get some comments on this one! Everyone add a comment with a quote from a movie! I'll thumbs-up the best comments!

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

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Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

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-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

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ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

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What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

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Anti Joke

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