What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

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What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair

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Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

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How do you kill a baby quickly? The better question is why kill a baby quickly?

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

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Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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