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How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

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Hippopatomous!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb. we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes now you do too.

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What's black, brown and red? My dog as a serial killer

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What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

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You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

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What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

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my mom raped yerr foot

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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W.N.B.A.

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roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

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boobs

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How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

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Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

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How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

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Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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