- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

How do you disprove feminism? This is how I disprove feminism. I go up to a feminist and ask her, 'If there are penises, then why are there women?' I have never met a feminist who can say anything in response to my logic.

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

- Mommy look, I built a sandcastle! - Who cares, you have cancer.

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

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