a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

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You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

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People with the best sense of humor visit anti-joke.com.

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Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

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A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

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Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

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Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

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- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

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What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

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Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

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Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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