How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

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how did the little girl get to heaven? she died.

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I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

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A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

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What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

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How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

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your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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Geeks have girlfriends...................... . . . I MEAN alien friends (geeks are losers and you decide your a geek or not)

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

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How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

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here's a chuck norris fact: Chuck Norris is 5'10 and lost to bruce lee!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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