Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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K O O K A B U R R A . . . . . . . . . . ReTweet

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

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whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

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What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

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Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

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what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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