- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

A man throws a penny off of a cliff. He is now one cent poorer

whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

Caramel Boing.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

My dad beats my mom At checkers

Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

What did the doctor say to the man with cancer? You have cancer.

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

"Knock knock." "No."

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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