Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

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Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

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A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

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Dyslexics have more nuf!

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What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

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Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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I scream. You scream. We all scream and huddle in a corner of our first grade classroom because of a masked gunman.

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And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

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What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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why did the chicken cross the road.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

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Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

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Come on Red, I am linked with the fucking global bank, that does not mean I go there and get the money! The FBI keeps tabs on absolutely everything, everybody knows that, if Mike Tyson has a cup of tea there, they file him down. Its legal, its secure and incredibly expensive, but the FBI stands for the security of the US alone, that does not mean that they do not work with every other corporation, organization, affiliation,syndicate, and pff, anything. If you suspect that I somehow went from being one of the key members of the underground, to a fucking FBI agent, you can believe that, but then dont ask me for help, nor be my friend, without trust there is no friendship.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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