Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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You

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i have 2 penises

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what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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Knock Knock It's Open!

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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Q: how do you make a baby blow bubbles? A: hold it under water, or as an alternative you could hold it under its twin sisters blood.

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Is your refrigerator running? No.

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Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

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You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

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A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

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What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? Probably one. Replacing a light-bulb is a pretty simple task which any person (regardless of ethnicity) should be able to do without assistance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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