- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

7+5=12

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

What's better than a stick? A stone

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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