"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

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Your mams so fat that she has aids... and i gave it to her

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

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minecraft

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whats the capital of congo famine

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What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

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long in the tooth!

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Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

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Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

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Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

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HURT

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

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Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

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Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

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How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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