hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

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Justin Bieber

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

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A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

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yo mamma is so stupid she failed high school

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Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

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Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

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Why did the giant try to eat the magical rainbow? A: Because the apocalypse is predicted for the Wednesday after santa gets shot by the evil jolly ice cream man which in secret is cheating on his wife who in turn eats every human baby ever known to man. duhhhhh

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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ecks! why zee?

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Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures.

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What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

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roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

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go go gadget

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

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There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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