Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

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What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

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What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

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WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

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you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

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What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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"Behold, the greatest invention Man has ever seen!" exclaimed the inventor of eyes.

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whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

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why did the zebra cross the road?

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Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

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what do you call a retarded italian Niko

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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So a guy goes to his doctor because he thinks he has an STD. He asks the doctor "how bad is it doc?" to which the doctor replies "Well, I got the test results and it doesn't look good. You've got chlamydia, gonorrhea, and onomatopoeia. The guy asks "What's onomatopoeia?" The doctor replies "It's exactly what it sounds like"

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Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

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Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

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Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

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Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

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