What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

women playing football?

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped a KFC.

what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

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I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

Dont you guys just hate it when someone puts a stupid joke on anti-joke?

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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