Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

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Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

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A guy walks into a bar and falls.

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

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Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

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A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

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If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

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Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

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A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

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What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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