Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because all the mesicans that can run, jump, and swim are already in the U.S.

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

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Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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brandon ya twwat

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Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

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why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

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A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

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horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

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Potato!

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is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

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he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

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Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

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What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

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