What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

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A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

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Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

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High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

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Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

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Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

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a blonde and a brunet are in an elevator. a man walks in the brunet says to the blonde "he has dandruff, he needs head and shoulders.' then the blonde says "we can give him head, but how can we give him shoulders."

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What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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DERP

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What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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