- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

Asian NASCAR.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

the WNBA

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, that was a turkey. Oh.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

marshal sterio had sex

2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

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