Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

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There was a man with a job and kids. One day he came home from his job and went to sleep. He never woke up because it turns out he had a heart attack.

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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Your mother is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror she feels bad about her appearance.

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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a man is stranded on a deserted island with no food, water or clothing and he comes upon a magical genie lamp, a genie pops out and tells him that he has three wishes, the man asks for food,water, and clothing, the genie says "of course" the man was elated but then the genie says " but i'm afraid to tell you that genies don't exist and your hallucinating from your harsh living conditions...i'm sorry" the man lived two more weeks before dying slowly...

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A kid walks into a shop and asks the shopkeeper for a loaf of bread. The shopkeeper says, "White, wholemeal or multigrain?". The kid replies, "No thanks. My bike's outside".

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

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what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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