What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

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What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

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MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

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Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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*knock knock* "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

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You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had cancer and died.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the mountains? A: Bear food.

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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What goes up but never comes down? This dick

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What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

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batman has diarrhea

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How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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