My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

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What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

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how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

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How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

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what happens when you shoot a piece of soup It dies

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Mum: Black or white iPod? Her Son: Black Please, it'll run faster.

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Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

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A priest a rabbi and an iman are stuck in the desert. After walking for days without rescue or civilisation in sight, and rapidly running out of food and water, they decide to each pray to their respective gods for rescue, and in doing so solve the ultimate question of which religion is the true religion. They all die.

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A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

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What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

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Trolololollolololololololololololololol

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What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

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what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

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Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

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Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a piece of coal? The coal doesn't scream when you burn it.

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look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

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