What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

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How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

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Why can cats jump so high? Cats leg muscles are different then ours. They work kind of like springs that build up energy and then release suddenly. Its kind of like a budgie cord. This gives them the ability to jump so high. If humans were built the same way, they could easily jump up on a one-story roof.

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whats funny? small ginger girls who die there head red, then it turns ginger again

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

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Your sex life.

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The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

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Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

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you are a åsshole :)

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Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

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Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

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3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

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The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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