why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get in the car.

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Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

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Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

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Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

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Freedom of Speech

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

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Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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Three baby seals walk into a club...

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How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

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How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

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What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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