- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Jews for Jesus

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

What did the black police officer say to the white police officer? We just got a call in. Four dead children were found in an alley behind a mall.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

What did the Black man say when he just got home from work? "Hi honey, I just got home from work."

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

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