What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

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Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

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A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Knock knock Go fuck yourself

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What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

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What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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The Big Band Theory

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A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

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one day ill be as old as you but you'll be older then too.

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Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

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"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

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A. Where was Sally during the boston marathon bombing? Q. Everywhere. www.facebook.com/wowedgy

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A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

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Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

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A hiker gets lost on a trail and ends up wondering deep into the woods. He comes upon an amish farm. He knocks on the door and an amish man answers. The hiker explains his predicament, and the amish man says "sure you can stay in barn, but promise me one thing, don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course I won't". He then goes to the barn. Right before the hiker falls asleep. The amish farmer comes in and says "make sure you don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course not". So the next morning the hiker is rested, well fed and is about to leave when the amish man approaches and says, "Thank you being decent and christian like."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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