A baby seal walks into a club

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A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

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George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

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Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

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Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

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Justin Bieber.

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What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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what's silver and red and keeps crashing into the walls? a baby with forks in its eyes

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Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

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knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

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well it rained all night the day i left, the weather it was dry, i can't remember the words but susana don't you cry oh susana don't you cry for me for i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee oh

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What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

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A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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