What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

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Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

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A black man didn't walk into a bar

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

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How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

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A man walks into a bar and at the bar he sees this guy with a blue head. He asks the man with the blue head if he can buy him a drink. The man with the blue head says "sure... you want to know about the blue head don't you?" "Yes i do" "Okay it all starts with a genie, he gave me 3 wishes, the first wish was to have a beautiful wife and a house to put her in, the second wish was for a ton of money, and the third wish was for a blue head."

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I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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Butt poop.

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sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

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Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

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How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

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have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

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The Kidder vs Bratman, not featuring Robbing the gay wonder: "MUHAHAhAha Bratman if you get me ill kill myself!" HOHOHOHO. "Uh okay" "I totally will!" "Go ahead" "I promise!" Bratman kills the Kidder as a favor, and no crime runs around Goodham city ever the end. Moral: Totally original nothing stolen from Joker and the Batman.

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binladin walks into the american seals

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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Hey, look under there! Under what?

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A Black Man Walks Into A Club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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