did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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Woman's rights

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

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Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 was having illicit sexual relationships with 9, of which 6 knew about, but was afraid to inform his wife, 8, who 7 stepped over to get to 9.

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why did the physics major drop out of college? because he stumbled onto a finding that made him contemplate life so much that he needed to go to africa to study where the source of the finding where he later caught AIDS from an infected village person, he was later flown back to the US where he was cured out of a miracle but later hanged himself because he was not allowed to go back to africa and find out the meaning of life.

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What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

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What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

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I grunt when I poop.

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Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

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