I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

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Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

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Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

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Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

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How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

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Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

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silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

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Q: If a turtle loses its shell is it naked, homeless, or dead? A:Yes

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

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How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

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do you currently smoke? i hope not.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

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What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

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What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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