- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both well known figures who have inspired many.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

why did the guy with cancer die? because he had cancer

you and your family will die tonight

What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

I'm gay. No homo.

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