What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

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Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

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Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

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what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

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Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

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My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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A woman walks into a bar.

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What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

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What did taxi driver say to the passenger? Where to, sir?

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

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whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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