What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead

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And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

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what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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Q. How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A. 17.

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Harry Chappell raped someone

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What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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what did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? My illness prevents me from achieving erection.

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Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

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How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

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What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

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what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

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Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "No, all days are 24 hours long" the man replies, amazed at how uneducated the bartender is.

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Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? With design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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