- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

What's big and purple? Barney

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

How do you torture Helen Keller? Waterboarding.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

How do you kill a baby quickly? The better question is why kill a baby quickly?

Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

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