What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

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why was the 40 year old still a virgin? it doesnt know either.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

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One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

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What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

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"Knock knock." "No."

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Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

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What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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