What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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A white person at Harvard

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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Whats grosser than a bloody hand? 2 bloody hands.

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Women's rights

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

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Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

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One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

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Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

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A jew enters a mall.

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Bean.

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What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

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Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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