What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

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A Russian who dosen't like vodka

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If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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Q: how many people with adhd does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: wanna go ride bikes?

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Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

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What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

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Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

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i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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I like the color potato.

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Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawer? we are both lawyers

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I like Pi. It can make circles.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

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Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

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Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

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Benevolent villain.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

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How do you make a dead baby float? -you take your foot off its head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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