What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have five fingers, When will you put the ring on the one NEXT to the middle one? Never?! F you.

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

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What did the old man say? Im old

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How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

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A women's opinion.

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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Why was Martha put in a wheelchair? She was hit by a rabid cabbage.

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Crunchie

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What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

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knock knock a man walks into a bar what do you call a horse with no legs dave who?

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What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

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Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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