son, you're adopted.

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I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Your sex life.

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whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

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Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

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Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

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Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

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What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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A woman gets in her car to drive.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

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roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

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what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

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Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

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Q: Who followed E.T.A Hoffman? A: ASAP Rocky. (ETA and ASAP are both time-based abbreviations, ETA meaning 'estimated time of arrival' and ASAP meaning 'as soon as possible'. Thus, ASAP can form a response to a requested ETA. Additional humour comes from the dissonant occupations of the two individuals: E.T.A Hoffman being a nineteenth century gothic author, and ASAP Rocky being a modern rapper.)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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