- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

Why do people like the number 69? Because some people have favorite numbers, and 69 is a number.

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

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why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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