Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

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A rabbi, a nun, a priest, a hooker, a stripper, 2 secret servicemen, a teacher, a midget, a ginger, a rodeo clown, a nascar driver, a homosexual native american, a heterosexual native american, 2 portuguese tuba players, an african american taxi driver, a blind man, his seeing eye dog, a bartender, 2 minor league baseball players, 3 lesbian mexican salsa dance instructors and a dwarf are all in a bar. They all had a good time and the teacher and one ol the portuguese tuba players ended up becoming facebook friends.

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A guy walks into a grocery store. He asks a lady where the potatoes are. She says on isle 5 He goes to isle 5, but there are no potatoes.

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knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen to my mixtape? ... It's really good.

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What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replied, "That's probably because you're schizophrenic."

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Your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you're just a figment of my imagination.\

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What's green and has wheels? Dave Matthew's Band

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What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

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Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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What did the Pope say to the little boy? Look both ways before crossing the street

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Oliver's friends

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Women.

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Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

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roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

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Why was the girl stupid? Because she had blonde hair.

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Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

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Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

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if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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black people. that is all...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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