What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

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Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

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What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

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Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

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So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

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Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

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a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

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How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

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Why did he buy ANTIJOKE THE BOOK! - ? Because he wanted to read it.

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A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

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roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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Q: How does Lady Gaga like her meat? A: Exactly what her preference is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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