Why did the boy trip? A small explosion in the center of the earth caused by a hobo created a tsunami, causes a seagull to fly off in alarm. The seagull lands on a Smart Car, causing it to crash, which sends a signal off to a satellite in space. Because of this, a massive earthquake occurs. Oh, and the boy? There was a bowl of soup left carelessly on the ground.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

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Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

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Blarg

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when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

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An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

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YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

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What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

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Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

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Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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Vagina ass.

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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GUESS WHAT ?????????? THATS WHAT CAOMHIN

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What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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Timothy started school at an elementary and was in the fourth grade. His teacher was Ms Bradshaw, and he liked his class. One day as he was going into class, Ms Bradshaw asked everybody, "what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it?" Timothy raised his hand and said "the holocaust." The teacher went to her desk and pulled out a desert eagle and shot Timothy five times in the face and raped his dead body

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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