- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

Why are tootsie rolls brown? because they are....

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

One day in school two kids had a conversation. Susan: What do you want to do when your older? Oliver: I want to go to the moon. Susan: Oh. I went there last week. Oliver: Can you smell something. Susan: Haven't you ever been to Pennsylvania.

Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

Gordon Brown smiles.

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