Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

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John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

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A man walks into a park and presents candy to children. They request more candy and thus are laureded into his van. They are raped murdered and never seen again.

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A thought for the day: Life is like a game of chess. In the constant struggle for power, control and safe positions it makes no difference whether one plays white or black. As long as everything is planned and one stays a few moves ahead, everything will work out. Just don't annoy the queen, or she may send some very irate knights to fork you or a bishop to flank you. [L]

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Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

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What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

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What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

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Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

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Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

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Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Hello penis

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

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What did the man say to the man with no head? You have no head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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