Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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she wasn't 18

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Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

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what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

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Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

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What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

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My name is actually Nero by the way, or Neron, which means black, have you ever played Mortal Kombat? There is a character there Named Erron Black, which is a total pun on that, there is also a character named Boraicho which drinks constantly while Borracho means drunkard in Spanish so yeah, Erron Black is simply an anagram for Nero Black, or rather Neron Black... Anyway, now that we got your brain nice and confused, I can increase the effect with OVER NINE THOUSAND! So your pictures "remastered" on photoshop or something?

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What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

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A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

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what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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