Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

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i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

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"Why did the chicken cross the road" "why" "to get to the gay guys house" "knock-knock" "who's there?" "The chicken..."

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Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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Knock, knock Who's there? Man Man who? The man who is knocking. Now open the door Carl!

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Guess what. Chicken butt.

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

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Why did the car cross the road? Green light

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A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

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The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

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What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

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So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

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whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

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Whats 1+1? window!

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how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

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The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

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What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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