Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

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A fat lady walks into a bar. Your probably wondering what she ordered. She ordered a ham burger.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

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Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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Has u seen my grammar?

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Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

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What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

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I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

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What did the picture say to the man? Don't frame me

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What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

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justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

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You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

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Jehovas Witnesses: Summer vacation edition reality show: BItch: Do you know Jesus? Guy: Goddammit you A*Beep*SSHOLES again! I keep telling you all this is m0thertrucking Spain, I know like 500 Jesus`s living in this town alone! *slams door* Moral: Everybody knows at least something about the goddamn Jesus! Ill try asking "Is he the guy that lives downstairs?" Next time and see what happens.

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Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

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Anti Joke

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