taking out the trash... at night

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What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

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Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

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What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

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How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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What's purple and gross? Purple gross stuff

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

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What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

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whats worse than 9/11 a paper cut

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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