What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

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A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

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hi to the world fromthe world

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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This is not a joke.

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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What did the children in India eat for dinner?

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Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

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Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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Up High. *high fives* In The Middle *high fives* Down Low *high fives* In the Grass *high fives* You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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Why did the chicken invent a memory ereaser machine? So he could erease everyone's memory so they would stop making chicken jokes

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Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

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What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

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three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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