learn. advance!

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Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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womens rights.

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Uhh, yeah, some of it, I mean people never looked me in the eyes on the buss really, I dunno,if you think I am pretty maybe it is just your opinion or something, but thanks, you are hones and its nice. Never been out drinking, I am you know, kinda nerdy, I just prefer hanging out with friends at home.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Orange" "Oh, hey."

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

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Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

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A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

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John Cena

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Dan O'Driscoll

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