I hated the Reading festival, i'm dyslexic. I hated it because my family died in a housefire while I was there.

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I was once a hamster.

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

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what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

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How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

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Gay Rights

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

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Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

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I have a sandwich and chips for lunch! But instead of a sandwich I have macaroni, and instead of chips I have no friends.

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Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

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how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

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What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Unless it's muscular dystrophy.

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What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

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i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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Anti Joke

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