Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

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how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

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who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why'd the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey Why'd the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure Why'd the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? his girlfriend broke up with him so he commited suicide Why'd the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? cuz it was a dumbass

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Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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What word rhymes with orange? -Adult onset diabetes

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KNOCK KNOCK WHOSE THERE? AVOCADO AVOCADO WHO AVOCADO COLD THAT'S A RETARD JOKE HAHAHAHAHA GOOD 1

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

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Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

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Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

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Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

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Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

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