Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

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Knock knock Who's There Sally Sally who? Sally who .got hit with a fridge and fell off a tree because I have no arms. Sorry, I do not know you.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

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What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

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what do you call a girl who sells sex for money? sally

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

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A pregnant woman walked into a bar what did she say? Can i have a drink

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What do black people and asians have in common? arms

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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Q:What do you call a duck that can fly? A:Bird.

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How many dead babies can you fit in my car? 37 1/2

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

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An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

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An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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troll----> hahaha---->

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Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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denisssssssssssssss

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how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

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Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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