What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue... Hold on. Roses could be white too.

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What do you call a homeless man in Beverly Hills? Charles, Someone who unfortunately had to drop out of school at a young age to work to support his dying mother. Hence, later in life, after his mother died, lacked the education to be enrolled in college forcing him to pimp to make enough money to eat and pay for the rent in his one bedroom appartment in his hometown-Mississippi. But times were tough in Mississippi and not many people could afford a whore. This forces him to go all the way to California where he found more people there were willing to pay for a whore. Business was good and soon enough he had enough money for a decent condo. But Charles still morned the death of his mother. Eventually he couldn't take the daily pressure of being a pimp and thought of his mothers death, so he turned to heroin. Soon all his money was fueling his addiction and before he knew it he was on the street, with no one to help him and no where's to go. Every night he goes to sleep on his cardboard box with the memory of his late mother in the back of his head. Sometimes Charles wonders what he could of been if he didn't drop out of school, but he knows that what he did was the right thing.

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what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

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A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

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Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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Lucas talks to mom she says hi

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

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The adventures of HAROLD THE MONGOOSE: Harry dug a hole. He did not like that hole so he dug a new one. He liked that hole so he did not dig another one. Harry slept on a rock. He did not like that rock. So he smashed it with a ham. Harry found a new rock. He liked that rock so he didn't smash it with a ham. Harry ate a snake. He did not like that snake so he regurgitated it. Harry ate another snake. He liked that snake so he did not regurgitate it. Harry encountered a bush. He did not like that bush. Unfourtianately for Harry, that Bush became president.

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What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

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jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

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What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

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Boy: Hey girl see these arms? They are just dying to be wrapped around you! She stabs him dead End of story

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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