How do you get your clock to stop ticking? Hit it with a sledge hammer.

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A man recently set the world record for jumping into a foot of water from 50 feet high. Luckily, this made the clean-up rather simple.

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Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

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hi im paul!

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What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

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Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

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Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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This is a random Anti joke.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

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what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

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Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

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YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

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what did i do after u pinched me? i killed everyone

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

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Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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angelosnyder is not gay

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Anti Joke

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