What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

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Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

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A man and a woman are happily married. The die

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-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

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How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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It's okay, I got the yogurt.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

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i am and me is i

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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Do you love me? No.

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What is worse than finding 4 worms in your apple 3 holocausts the 4th worm would be dead after 3 holocausts

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

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what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

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Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

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What did the racist black man say to the white man? Nothing they both died in a car accident.

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hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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