What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

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Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

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Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

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i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

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reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

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What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

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How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

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Why do Mexican's wear pointy shoes? Because its part of their culture and is used as a sign of dignity when dancing to tribal music

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Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

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There are 2 carrots sitting in a basket. One carrot says to the other; I'm a carrot! The other carrot does not reply, because carrots do not speak. Now consider the possibility, that the first carrot was a talking monkey.

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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A dog was barking at a tree

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Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

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What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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