Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

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Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

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Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

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how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

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What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

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What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

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What's 6+2? 16

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A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

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What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

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Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

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i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Fire extinguishers are sexy.

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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Anti Joke

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