Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

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A nhiger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nhigers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nhiger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nhiger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nhiger go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nhiger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nhiger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nhiger ,smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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Why did the boy spill his lemonade? He was attacked by ravage dogs.

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One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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love is a homeless guy searchin' for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he can't complain cuz he was hungry in the first place.

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Roses are Red, Violets are not blue they are violet, nothing rhymes with this, I give up

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Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

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How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

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Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

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It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

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Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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