nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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What's green and red and goes a hundred miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

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What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

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How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

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A dog and a bird are sitting in the front yard of a small suburban community. The bird turns to the dog and says nothing, because birds lack the ability to speak. The dog then reaches down and slowly consumes the bird before returning to his house.

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Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

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Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

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What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

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What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

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Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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know whats funnier than 24? 25.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

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Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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