- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

So a bear walks into a bar. Everyone in there goes hysterical with the fright. Two people are killed by it.

Knock Knock! Come in..

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

What happened to the lady with cancer?? She got shot!!

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

What happens when you drive down the road? you get to the end of the road

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

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