A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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A talent agency is giving auditions and is just about to rap it up when a family shows up. They reluctantly agree to their "brief" audition given that they had found no suitable talent that day. The routine starts with the father starting 6 chainsaws at once while simultaneously starting a juggling/lumberjacking routine. His beautiful wife proceeds to toss him additional chainsaws (as he continually throws them for dramatic effect) while also maintaining a hypnotizing dance which seems to drain your desire to leave from your very soul. The children take turns jumping in between the chainsaws while doing a silent replay of the movie, "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon." After it plays out the father tosses the final chainsaw up in the air which lands standing straight, quivering in the dust of the studio. The studio manager says, "Why that's an AMAZING act!! I'll sign you right now! What do you call your act?" In response to which, the father shits on his desk.

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

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Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

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What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

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What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

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NOTICE: If you have noticed this notice then you will have noticed this notice is not worth being noticed

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Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

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Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

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What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

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What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

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Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

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your mom is so fat.

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I told you it would happen

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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