Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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What's the difference between? Your mom.

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Women

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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A man walks into a bar and has a wonderful time drinking with his friends, arrives home at a reasonable time and goes to bed.

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call of duty world at war

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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Why did the Muslim guy look nervous and sweaty when the plane took off? Because he is claustrophobic. Racist fucks

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What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

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Your mother is so stupid that she has trouble discerning certain facts from fiction.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the poor thing is so confused and is seeking a near by farm.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

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I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

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My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

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A Pole walks into a bar and gets annexed by Germany.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last night I came home to find my entire family murdered....

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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