What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

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like most people my age. im 27

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

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How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

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An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

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Why did the Mexican wait outside Home Depot all day? He was hoping to be hired as day-labor to provide for his family.

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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How do you get a woman out of a car? You drive it into a river and her body will float to the top.

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How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

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Vagina Boob

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

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What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

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Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

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What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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