- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did Billy start crying? Becuase he's fat and stupid and noboy loves him

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Jews.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to, like any other chicken

To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

Gangnam style

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

What do you call a black guy that has a big white coat, an assortment of knives and a couple of women working for him? A doctor

Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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