Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

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What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

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A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

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i lyk 2 eet pup

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

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Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

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Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

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Dani barton from bob chuckles

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an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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