Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

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My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

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What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

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roses are red leather is black when when god made you he was smoking crack

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Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

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A man with Down's Syndrome walks into bar. Bartender asks, "why the long face?"

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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baby seal walks into a bar

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Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

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Black People

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Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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Hippopatomous!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

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How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

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Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

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Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

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Who's the biggest badass in the nation? Adrenaline junky Jacobs!

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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