How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

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How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

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Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

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You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

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pee

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A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

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What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

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Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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Dance is a sport

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What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

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What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

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Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

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What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

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What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

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There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

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What did the alcoholic say to the blind man? Nothing. But he beat his wife and kids savagely.

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Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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