knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

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What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Sorry, we don't allow horses in here." The horse then leaves.

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Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

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There are 3 people in a car, shit, manners, and asshole. They are driving and shit falls out. They pull over and manners gets out to help shit. Then a cop comes and pulls them over. The cop ask asshole what his name is. He said asshole. The cop said what. Then asshole said asshole. Then the cop says where are your manners. Asshole said over their picking up shit.

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A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

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What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

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What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

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this sentence will not monkey banana pie

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

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