Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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womens rights

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

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After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

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Drunk irish man

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

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Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

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What do you call a black cop? Officer.

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What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

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Obama walks into a hospital....

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Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

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Did you hear about the guy who came home one night and found his wife in bed with his best friend? He had just returned from a trip to the grocery store, where he'd purchased bread, milk, eggs, broccoli, yams, tea, and brownie mix.

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why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

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Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

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What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

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What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

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Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

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A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, If you think Violets are blue you're an idiot because they're called violets for a reason.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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