Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Depending on the amount of saliva you produce each lick the answer to this question varies species to species.

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whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

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roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

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What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

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Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

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A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

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What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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