What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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There was an american man on the way to work.

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I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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your father died

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Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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Why did the pedophile get arrested? He was driving way over the speed limit.

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Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

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A dead guy walks into a grave.

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Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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charlie sheen losing

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Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

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Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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I like U.............................nicorns :D

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

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What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

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whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

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Anti Joke

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