why did the onion fall out of the bag? ...there was a hole in the bag so the onion fell out

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

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What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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potato farming

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

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Knock Knock. Not home.

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man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

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c-? men, C-men

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

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What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

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What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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