If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

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How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

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how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

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How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

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Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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