A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

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why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

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whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

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A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

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SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

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What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

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Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

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whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

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roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

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Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

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josh roberts goes into churches and forces them to listen and go by his religious opinion until they cry

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How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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