why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

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What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

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What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

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Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

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Face Hunter is scum

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

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Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

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What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

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Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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Q: Why did the turtle cross the road? A: Doesn't matter, got hit by car.

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Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

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Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

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What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

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What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

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how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

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Q: What's the deal with air line food? A: An airline meal or in-flight meal is a meal served to passengers on board a commercial airliner. These meals are prepared by airline catering services. The first kitchens preparing meals in-flight were established by United Airlines in 1936. These meals vary widely in quality and quantity across different airline companies and classes of travel. They range from a simple beverage in short-haul economy class to a seven-course gourmet meal in long-haul first class.

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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