Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

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A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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NAACP

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Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

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meh

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How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

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Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

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What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

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why did the puppy poop? he had too

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater!

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Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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banana

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- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

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What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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How tall is oprah.. 5'7

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Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

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A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

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Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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