Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

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Why was Sally crying She got a high five In the face With a chair

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What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

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A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

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roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

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What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

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What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

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I'm not as random as you think i salad.

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how many dead babies can fit in a microwave? 3 1/2

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

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What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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adam hodgson !

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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