Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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Violets are red. Roses are blue. I am drunk, and i'm about to spew.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

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Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

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Want to hear a joke? Obama

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

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Women's rights

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man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

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What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Sorry, we don't allow horses in here." The horse then leaves.

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What is the best way break up with your significant other without hurting their feelings? It is better to get it over with quickly and decisively. Gunshot to the head should do the trick.

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Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

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Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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