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Wanna know something funny? Your face

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Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Generally one, however, in cases where the light fixture is unusually high, a ladder may be necessary. Some people like having a second person hold the ladder as they climb it. In this unconventional circumstance, it would take precisely two Jews to change a lightbulb. Also, Jews are bad people.

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Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

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A Panda walks into a bar and orders a drink, he then shoots the bartender and leaves. The people are shocked and the panda is arrested.

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Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

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What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

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Sarah Palin is President

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped six's mother

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Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

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nena. nerna. neener. neezie. nena.

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Why was a woman not considered in the role for a stunt driver? Because her skill level was not sufficient enough for the requirements.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

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Creationism.

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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