why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

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The original Superman: Cruelty! Do you remember the original superman color movies? Like when he just deflected lasers bombs fire and bullets, he threw busses, spun around the world, was completely immune to anything but kryptonite and then... (pls dont hate) ...Fell of a horse and became a complete cripple?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

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Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

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why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet with his great grandmother who got rushed to hospital due to having an epileptical seizure and is in life threatning conditions.

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What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

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jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

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What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

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Why didn't suzie go to school yesterday? She was brutally hacked into pieces and now she"ll never experience school again

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

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Matrix if it had been with (as planned at some stage) with Will Smith. Normal Neo: Yes trinity lets find the others. Smith Neo: Yo pretty lady, lets go find them ho`s and chicken and stuff, then we can like go surfin and driving nuts and all that crackin stuff and then we etc etc. Normal Neo:... Smith Neo: You tellin ME this is your world Smith? Im Anderson yo and the one, Im gonna bitchmack you all and then just whoop you all with my master blaster no kidding buddy I have yellow belt Kung fu yo! Neo: We have to do something. Smith Neo; Yo unless we make a real rap video first we cant do the proper stuff you, why is this place all so green, get some colaaas! Seriously first we get carlton and then he dances his crazy dance while I go boyAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZ with my rap ok?

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

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What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

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Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

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