Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

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What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

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I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

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How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra

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What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

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A car walks into a bar.

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What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

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Yo mama's so old, she might die soon

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

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Womens rights.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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what happend when a blind guy tried to save a guy from a fire big mistake they both died

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

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why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

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Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

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whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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