What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

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Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

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How do you make a plumber stop sagging? Tickle his crack

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A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

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ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

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Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

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I can't think of a joke.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

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woman's rights

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How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

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TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

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Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why are you worrying about the chicken? You just got shot.

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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You know what is not cool? Fire.

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In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

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I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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