Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Two, one to change it and the other to hold the ladder so the first man won't fall and hurt himself.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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what do you say when you see a winner weaner

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What came first: the chicken or the egg? God.

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Do you know what's the difference between a bicycle and a black man? A bicycle is an object and a black man is a human being.

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Chuck Norris Dies.

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your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side of his body? He has been taken to hospital and is in a critical state where his right side of his body can not be joined together. This is life threatning and he is now not able to walk

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Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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feces

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

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