What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

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what is big and white? the moon

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Why did the chicken cross the road---- because he's having financial and relationship related problems that make his life so hideously unbearable that he wants to kill himself and because he's a chicken and cannot overdose or hang himself he goes for the most viable option as to run across a busy street in hopes of getting smashed to oblivion by a car

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Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

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what's worse then a blowjob?

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There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

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What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

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Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

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whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

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What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

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Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

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Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

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