What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

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There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

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How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

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What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

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Womens rights

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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You're so ugly, When you look in the mirror it displays you're reflection because that is what mirrors do

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What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

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I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

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What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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Jason Connor.

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What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

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What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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Anti Joke

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