Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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dog

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

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Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

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:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

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Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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I was watching Fox news.

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A blonde walks into a salon and says "I would like to get my golden locks trimmed." The haircutter replies "surely, just sit yourself down in that chair over there and I'll be with you momentarily." The blonde walks to the chair and sits down. When the haircutter comes over he asks her, "would you please remove your headset, I can't cut your hair while they're on." She laughs at her forgetfulness and removes them obligingly.

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why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

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AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

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