Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the poor thing is so confused and is seeking a near by farm.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

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yo mamma is so stupid she failed high school

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What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

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In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

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Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

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Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

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How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

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How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

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Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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Whats black white and red all over? A decapitated panda.

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