- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I saw Scarface uncut last weekend. It was called Face

Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

Did you hear about the little girl who got a bike for her birthday? Shes dying of Terminal Cancer

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

yo mamas so fat, she started working out

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

I <3 Hitler

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it made no sense

What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

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if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

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