What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

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Is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting AIDS.

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What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

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Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

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Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

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yes i can connor, this is brett.

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What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

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what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

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Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

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"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

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I wont vouch for anybody right now, but nobody I know would attack anyone, I know I can be overly sensitive at times, but its not fun anymore, stop that.

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When u outside and the suns out.....stand under raysean u will see a solar eclispe

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An airplane's engine suddenly blows up in the middle of its flight. The pilot turns around and sees a blonde and a brunette. He turns to his right and sees only two parachutes. The pilot says "Ok guys, only two-" Then the plane blows up.

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Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

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Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

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Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

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Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

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How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

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