Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

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Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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Bark I'm a tree

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What do you call a fish that isn't moving? Dead.

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if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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You're tall.

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What does the Cookie Monster eat? Nothing. The Cookie Monster is not a living, sentient being and does not require sustenance to live.

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

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what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

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Why did the chicken cross the roard? There were no cars in the immediate vacinity and the chicken therefore came to a logical conclusion that it was a rational theorem on which crossing the road could be based.

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I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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What makes women so mystifying and beautiful? Tits.

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"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

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IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

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What do you call a man covered in bees? Nothing, you'll startle the bees!

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whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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