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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Two elephants are walking down the street. They have already killed 12 people including 11 children and their foster parent.

Patient- Doctor, I am feel intense feeling for 15 year old pop singers!!! Doctor- Oh, sound like youve got Beiber Fever. Patient- Whew. I thought it was something serious Doctor- Its terminal, you have about 5 more days to live.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Why'd jimmy drop his candy wrapper? He was brutally melested and stabbed I the eyeballs with forks and cut into pieces before he could make it to the trash can. He was then thrown into the trash can he was going to.

What happens when a Republican accidentally walks into a Gay/Straight Alliance meeting? The man asks if he is in the right place. He apologizes and then leaves.

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

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A Muslim walked into a bomb shop. Turns out he was in the wrong store so he left and went on with his day.

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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