What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? I don't know. I cant think f anything big and white that fall from trees that can kill you and besides if it is big enough to kill you then you will likely see it and avoid the section of that tree lest the big white object should fall and kill you because of this it is likely that anything that is big and white and falls from trees will in result kill you.

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What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

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If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

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what do you say when you see a winner weaner

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A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

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How do you make lady gaga angry? punch her in the face and throw her off a cliff

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A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

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what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

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boobs.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

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tims sty:)

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So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

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JAMIE STEGMAN IS A MASSSIVE DERP Jess Pots. YOUR A NOOB

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What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue.

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What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

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