Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

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There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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So a black man, an Italian, a Mexican, an Irishman, a Chinese man, and a Jew walk into a bar. They go their separate ways and never see each other again.

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Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

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A black man went into the sea. What did he become? Wet

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When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

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A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

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Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

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What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

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A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

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whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

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Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

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What are vampires favorite drink? Vampires aren't real.

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Did you hear about the eskimo and the pregnant lady? The eskimo got the pregnant lady pregnant.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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