Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

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What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

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What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just the 1, Blondes aren't any dumber than anyone else. It's a myth.

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Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

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Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

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Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

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WARNING!: THIS JOKE MAY BE OFFENSIVE::: three mexicans wanted to cross the united states borders when they were greeted by a border guard with a gun. the guard tells the three mexicans that if they wanted to pass the border, they will have to do as he says, to which the 3 of them agrees. the guard tells them to go gather a pair of fruits, so like that each of them went their own way to go get some fruits. the first mexican came back with a pair of apples. The guard orders him to stick both of them up his ass and if he makes a sound, the guard will kill him. The mexican obeys and sticks the apple halfway when he screamed. the guard killed him. The second mexican came back with a pair of cherries. The guard ordered the same thing and told him the same thing. the second mexican made 1 cherry and a half when he giggled. So he died also. when he got to heaven, he meets the first mexican. to which the 1st mexican asks, "why did you laugh? that was so easy!" and the 2nd mexican responded, "i giggled because i saw the third mexican coming with a pair of water melons."

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penisvaginaorgasm

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Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

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Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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women's rights

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I am Skaldak!

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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