A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

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A man walks around a bar.

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Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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are u black unlucky

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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A black guy WALKS out of prison.

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Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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A Muslim blows up a bar

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What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

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Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

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what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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