Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor, You've been diagnosed with venereal disease.

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A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

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y momma so fat that she's heavy

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Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

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Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

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Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

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What's up? A direction...

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

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What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

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A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

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what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

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A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

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Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

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Denard Robinson

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Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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ur gay

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What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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