- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

What flys? A fly

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

A man walks into a school, he then proceeds to gun down the majority of the students before taking his own life. What a sad, sad day.

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

well it rained all night the day i left, the weather it was dry, i can't remember the words but susana don't you cry oh susana don't you cry for me for i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee oh

I like boys!!!!! CC

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

Why don't traffic lights go swimming? Because they aren't sentient or animate, and therefore can't decide to undertake such an activity. Even if they were sentient, they wouldn't enjoy swimming as the water would damage their electrical works.

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