Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

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Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

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Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued, he asked: ‘Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?’ ‘No, your Highness,’ he replied, ‘but my father was.

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Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

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what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

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What do watermelons taste like? Sand.

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A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

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Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

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Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

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poop

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

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Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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kknocckkck knockckkckccck hue's theeeair? TTThhe pOOOliCCee. fffor whaaa? yyouu rr arreesstedd forrr drrunkkkc dddrivvinnng! Puuut urerre frreaakkki'n hannnddss uppp!

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What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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why did the cow cross the road? n i g g e r

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THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

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a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

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why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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