Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

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Hi

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

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how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

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A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

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Whats the difference between a lamp and Morgan Freeman? Alot

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Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

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What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

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What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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Where did the drunk Mother drive? Back to the Bar because she forgot her Baby.. Except she left it left it on the roof of the car...

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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i have aids and a chode

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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