Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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God wrote this joke.................................

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A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

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What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

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How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

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How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

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What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

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What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

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No, I do not have the will, I have a family now, I make a living writing fiction, and well, play a small role in keeping not national, but worldwide stability in such things as the economics. The thing is, that you are renegades, you do not break the law, but you like to do things your own way, that gets you enemies among the so called "paragons" in the face of society and media. Its just like back in the days, if CIA, The Feds, Interpol and such are known as the "Paragons of civilization" or "the good guys" if you prefer, they can point towards you guys, and say "these are evil", and then nothing can stop them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

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Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

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What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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