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Robert Mugabe.

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

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Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to, like any other chicken

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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hey bill!

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Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

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A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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