How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What happened when the homosexual man came out of the closet? He was congratulated for winning the hide and seek contest.

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The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

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Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

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What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

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Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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Your mom goes to college

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What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

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3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

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What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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