What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

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dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

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what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

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if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

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you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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If I just post the same thing someone else posted and say it was mine, I'm gonna be really popular because everyone is too dumb to realize it's not my original work of genius.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

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This is not a joke.

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

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Jews...

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Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

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Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

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Once upon a time there was a boy standing up. Then he sat down.

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Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

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Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

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how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

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why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

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