What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

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A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

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I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

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A man is pulled over because he is suspected of drunk driving. The officer comes to the window and is greeted by a man who then replies: What seems to be the officer, problem?

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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what do Jewish people and pizzas have in common? they enjoy parties

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Why are tootsie rolls brown? because they are....

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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full house

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Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

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why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

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What's red and hurts you? A brick.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

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What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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