What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

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Women's Rights

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Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

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What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

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willie revilame

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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pretty soon we'll all be dead

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A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

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Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

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Knock Knock Who's there? *silence* Silence Who?

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wat did the farmer say to little lucy? I'm about to rape u, don't scream

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Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

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4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

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roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

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Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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