A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

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Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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your face.

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How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

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How did bob survive the explosion? He wasn't at the explosion.

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Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

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Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

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Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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