- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

Scientology.

What's better than a gold brick? 2 gold bricks.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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