Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

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What did the president do for the people? ...

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why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

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Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

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How are a black man, a hispanic man, and a chinese man similar? Believe it or not they all love cantaloupe!

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

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What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

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One time I walked into a fat kid..

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

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Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

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What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

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you just read an anti-joke

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

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Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

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So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

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Penis.

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