You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

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I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

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how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

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A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

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What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

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whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

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a man is stranded on a deserted island with no food, water or clothing and he comes upon a magical genie lamp, a genie pops out and tells him that he has three wishes, the man asks for food,water, and clothing, the genie says "of course" the man was elated but then the genie says " but i'm afraid to tell you that genies don't exist and your hallucinating from your harsh living conditions...i'm sorry" the man lived two more weeks before dying slowly...

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WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

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Why did Benjamin Franklin go to the movies? Dim message, sapi message=InputBox("Find Out","Why did Benjamin Franklin Go To the Movies?") Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") sapi.Speak message

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