kyle dosnt eat dick...

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What did the man say to the other man? Hi

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

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What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

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What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

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You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

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10inch nice

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Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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knock knock. whos there?(haha ive never made my own joke before) Nick Nick who? Nick Saghir Oh, come in. Would you like some cookies?

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

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wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

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safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

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Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

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What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

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Instead of throwing out his garbage, a young boy decided to play a prank on some passersby and left a banana peel on the sidewalk. moments later an elderly woman walked past and slipped on the banana, falling backwards and smashing her head. The young man watched from the bushes as paramedics shook their heads and placed a now lifeless body in a body bag and took it away. The young boy, startled and shocked at what he just saw, tried to run away, but slipped on his own banana peel, falling backwards onto the pavement. The young boy was lucky and survived, but later had to go to therapy for many years to come, the thought of his prank gone wrong torturing him until he took his own life. What is the moral of the story? Do not litter, ALWAYS throw out your garbage.

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

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What did Steven Hawking get for Christmas? ------ ------ ------ A bike.

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

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bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

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