Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

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Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

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What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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I'm hungry.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

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Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

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Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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A guy walks into the bar and orders a coke with some ice and some peanuts. It cost a total of $4.00 plus tax. He gave the bartender $5.00 and told him to keep the change. He drank the soda pop and burped loudly and left the bar and forgot his peanuts.

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My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

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Q: Why did the turtle cross the road? A: Doesn't matter, got hit by car.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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