Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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soccer

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What is the name of the car? What

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What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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An Asian man walks into a bar and ask the Barman for a beer, the Barman is racist and therefore tells the Asian man to leave his pub. The man goes home and drowns his children in the bath and pushes his wife down the stairs, he is found out by the police and is given a life sentence in jail. 5 years later the Barman kills someone in a bar fight and is also sent to jail for life. The Barman meats the Asian man in prison and they settle there differences with a handshake. Two days later the Barman was stabbed in the neck.

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roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? I dont know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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