Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

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Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

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Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

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What do you call this? A sentence in English.

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Whats worse than bieber fever? A yeast infection.

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Chuck Norris Dies.

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what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

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Why don't you play uno with Mexicans? Because they collect all the green cards.

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A bartender walks into the man and the bar said nothing because it was inanimate.

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But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

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Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

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what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

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Baman: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? Piderman: What? Baman: They're all gone!

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A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

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What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

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How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

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Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

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Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

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How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

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A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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