How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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What's up? Not the planes, there's a terrorist on board

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Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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What's the difference between a red ball and a blue ball? There both blue but the red one

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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why did the cow cross the road? n i g g e r

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A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

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Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

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How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

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What's worse than a cow on the ceiling? - two cows on the ceiling.

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This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

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Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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