Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

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if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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Drunk, a tweeker and a pot head are walking together when they come upon a huge wall with a large, locked gate in the middle of it. The drunk shouts "lesh shmash it down!" then passes out. The tweeker says "Dude, we should totally take the lock apart and see if there's some kind of mechanism in there holding it together that we can use to build some sort of machine for taking... oh man I gotta crap so bad! Either of you guys gota smoke?" and the pot head says "We should sit here and wait." I didn't say it was a good story

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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whats polish and black a polish black person

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This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

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What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

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How do you make Adolf Hitler angry? You can't, dead people are not sentient, and hence cannot feel anger.

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How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

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A man walks into a bar and says "I just got back from the battered woman's shelter, and boy are my arms tired" Everyone laughed. The man sat at the end of the bar drinking alone. He was proud of the fine craftsmanship of the shelves he put up in the shelter's pantry, regardless of what others may think.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Get off my porch.

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Jordan is pregant

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i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

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A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

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when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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