Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

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Needless to say,

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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What's black, brown and red? My dog as a serial killer

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Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

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Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

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whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

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How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

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How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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they're dead. idiot.

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This is my joke. funny

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Blake wilkeys hair style

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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