your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

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I hate black people. Because their black.

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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A man came up to me and said," you suck" You know what I told him "YOU SUCK!"

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Justin Beiber

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here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

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three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

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What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

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What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

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Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

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Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

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Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

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what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

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Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

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Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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