four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

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Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

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Canida

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what is 3+3= 8

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

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An American and Russian are arguing about their country. The American says "I can do things you can't. I can walk into the White House and into the Oval Office. I can bang my hands on my President's desk and say "Mr. Obama, I don't like the way you're running your country." The Russian says, "I can do that." The American says, "No, you can't." The Russian says, "Sure I can. I can go to Vladimir Putin's office and say "Mr. President, I don't like the way Mr. Obama's running his country."

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

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What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

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