Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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The bird is not the word.... Its two

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A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

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whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

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How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

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What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

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What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

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Women's rights

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What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

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aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

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Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

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Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

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why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

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Prostitution is bad.......

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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Why did the man stop suddenly in the street? His unhealthy diet, alcoholism and smoking habit caused him to have a heart attack at the age of 56. He died because of it.

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Why did the baby stop crying? Because he stopped breathing.

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Double rainbow? What does it mean? Well, a "double rainbow" is a phenomenon of optics that displays a spectrum of light due to the sun shining on droplets of moisture in the atmosphere. Does that explain it?

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. But Roses can also be White. And Violets should be Purple

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Why did the five year old leprosy survivor fall out of the tree? She had no arms, they had to be amputated.

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What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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