What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

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PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

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why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

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A monkey walks into a bar. Monkeys are always funny.

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what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

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A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

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Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

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What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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Anti Joke

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