Knock Knock! Come in.

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Let's see how many dislikes this can get!

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

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Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

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Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

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A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

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Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

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What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

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why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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Sarah Palin

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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