To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

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A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was feeling upset because his wife left him and took full custody of his three kids. His friend cheered him up and took him to the party. At the party, he did a line of cocaine and became a drug addict. He died six months later.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

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I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

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Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

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Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

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When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

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What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? cause 789! no, not anymore, didn't you hear? 6 and 9 got together last night and 8 eachother.

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

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What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

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Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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Yo' momma so fat she buys clothingthat is bigger than most other people's clothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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