How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

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Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

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Why did FiddleBob Joe chuck a stick of butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butter fly

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onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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Roses are red, violets are blue something stinks and I think it's you!

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That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

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My love life

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World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

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How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

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My friend harris is fat.

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A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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Robin, get in the batmobile.

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A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

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What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

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What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels in your presence? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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