Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

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twilight

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

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A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

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why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

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What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

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What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

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Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his tricycle? He was run over by a bus.

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

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What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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Nick Cannon

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