What's funnier than 68 69

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Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

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what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

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*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

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when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

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Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

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Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

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What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

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Q: What did the whale say to the other whale? A: MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

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What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

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Women's Rights

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I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

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a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

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A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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