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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dan was friends with Dick. Dick likes to give massages to Dan. Dan's favorite is Dickie's special mixture. He will remember Dick, his favorite personal assisatant for life. CREEPER

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is very bad looking

They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

What's the biggest Jewish holiday? The Holocaust.

What is a chair?

A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

i feel like i will die some heroic death, but its more likely i will trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting.

Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but if you set him on fire, he'll die

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

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