why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

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Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

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Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

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What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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Whats the difference in car and a bicycle? One has an engine and drivetrain designed to run on gas and the other is powered by your output of work

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Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

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A: Knock knock! B: Come in.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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Hey, come here often? No.

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

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A disabled man walks into a bar.

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

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The economy.

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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