What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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who is not good looking? mon morello

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Plenty of things but you already knew that.

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*Hands women baby* Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

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what did the black man do for his family? nothing

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how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

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NEVER

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Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

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Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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