A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

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What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

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Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

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A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

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What's worse than having the name Riley Bathurst? being shot in the head by a black guy.

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roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

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How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

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Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted honey. Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to his house. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stupid.

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Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

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What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

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A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

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Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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