Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

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What is black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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What is the definition of nothing? The opposite of something.

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A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

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Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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