What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

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Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

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a man walks into a bar. He left after he drank two beers. Someone pulled his pants down and he didnt notice. when he got home he realized his pants were gone. He returned to the bar to search, but it was a metal bar, and he was fairly stupid. please dont laugh

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You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

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A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

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http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CAsQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fhomepage.eircom.net%2F~cronews%2Felep%2Felep.html&ei=1aAjVMrJJcePoQS99ILADg&usg=AFQjCNEy4qvnhug3LTGYLGylpoRhxjk_zg

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and lasagna? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

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Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

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cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

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Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

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what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

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Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

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Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

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Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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