Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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Nobody likes you ya noob! (-_-) *sniff* MAN YOU SMELL BAD

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

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Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

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yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

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What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

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Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

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What do you feel when you kill a terrorist? Recoil -USMC

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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