why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

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What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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Knock Knock. Go Away!

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children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

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How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

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Why did the girl have twins she was raped

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Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

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yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

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I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

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Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

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A Jewish man walks by a penny.

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What do you call a 3 legged dog on a red unicycle? An unlikely set of circumstances.

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

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I would rape her

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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