Why is six afraid of seven? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

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If there are 2 narwhals and two apples, why is each of the narwhals happy? Because each is a narwhal.

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yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

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Why did the boy cry Because he fell

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

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Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

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YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

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what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

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Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, If you think Violets are blue you're an idiot because they're called violets for a reason.

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There is no joke here, stop reading.

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what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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