Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

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If Daniel has 3 concaved man boobs, and Isabelle has 13 homosexual friends, what is the ratio of dolphins to African rapists? Wenis, because Jimmy was raped last night.

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Why was the black person promptly escorted out of the bar? He was under 21.

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who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

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whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

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Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

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A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first baby. Why did the third baby fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

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"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

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What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

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What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Unless it's muscular dystrophy.

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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SPAMS!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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