Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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arse

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What has two legs but can't walk? A quadriplegic man who lost mobility in his legs due to a horrific logging accident.

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Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

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womens rights

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

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A man noticed that the sun was coming in brightly through his window. He was trying to take a nap and didnt appreciate the sunlight. He closed the blinds.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

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Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

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what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

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"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

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A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

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Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

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Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

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Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

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Anti Joke

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