Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

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What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

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Who invented apple? God

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

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3 men in a boat One day there were a American, Mexican, and a Chinese men in a boat. The Chinese man threw over a fortune cookie and said we have to many of these in our country. The Mexican threw over a taco and said we have to many of these in our country. The American threw over the Mexican and said we have to many of these in our country. The End

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Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

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How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

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Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

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A thought for the day: Life is like a game of chess. In the constant struggle for power, control and safe positions it makes no difference whether one plays white or black. As long as everything is planned and one stays a few moves ahead, everything will work out. Just don't annoy the queen, or she may send some very irate knights to fork you or a bishop to flank you. [L]

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When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

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The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

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Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

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What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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