Why did the chicken cross the road? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I lied, it was a goat.

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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why did my iphone screen get scratched :(? because i dropped it ):

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Who has downs this joke

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What do you call a black man and an Asian at a school? Two hard-working, dedicated teachers.

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We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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a blond girl walks into a bar

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My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

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How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

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Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

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Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

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What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

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hers a joke... japanese people

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