Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

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Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

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Why do black people enjoy watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

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Get it? More.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

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whats worse than gill? nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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A woman is in a terrible car crash. The husband comes in, runs to the doctor and he says "Doctor! My wife...is she going to make it?" The doctor turns and says "your wife will survive, but she's experienced heavy brain trauma. She will never walk again. You'll have to bathe her, feed her, change her diapers, and cater to her every need." The husband starts crying and says "oh my God that's terrible! Are you serious?" The doctor replies "Yes."

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A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

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Colby Michael Schluter

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Christianity is not a religion; it's a relationship with God.

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Once upon a time there was a chicken...the chicken married a dog. They dog and the chicken had little baby dog-chickens then the daddy dog killed the mummy chicken by eating her. The baby doggie-chicks saw and tried to run away but the daddy dog ate them too. Moral of the story: Marry someone who can't eat you ;)

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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Your momma so fat, she's fat

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