Whats better than 1 dollar? 2 dollars.

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Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

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Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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Q: How do get a person to leave you alone ? A: Suck out his eye-balls stuff them in your ears to muffle the sound of his screaming as you head-butt him into a fine paste. Then proceed to spread or squeeze sed paste on to delicious food substance and eat sed delicious food substance. Then carry on with the rest of your day like nothing happened. (P.S. Just ignore any letters about court cases or arrests)

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

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Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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What did the man do after he found out his wife died in the Titanic? He cried.

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q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

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Fire extinguishers are sexy.

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What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

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what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

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A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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