If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

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your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

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What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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What has three legs and bleeds? A cat with a cut off leg.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

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women's rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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