- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

A sober Irish individual.

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

TRICERATOPS!

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

Mitt Romney.

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

I'm so hungry I could eat food

2+2= 478

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawer? we are both lawyers

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