Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

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A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

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Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

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What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

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MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

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What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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YOLO You only like Oreos

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An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

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How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

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Why did the eighty year old man climb into a fridge? Because he wanted to.

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Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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