What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his wife and kids.

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Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

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Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms

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Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

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sucks Syntax...

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What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

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What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

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Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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Robert: wanna hear a joke? Robort:ok, shoot. Robert: *BANG!*

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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How do you call a black man? By his first name.

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Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? A: Whereas intelligent blondes are known to exist, most scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a living animal, in part because of the large numbers thought necessary to maintain a breeding population.

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A man walks into the bar with his parrot, but sadly the parrot was attacked ferociously by a flock of seagulls and it died.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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