Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

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What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

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raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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How long would it take for a clock to reach 12 It depends on which 12 it is going to land on and which time zone you are in but yet most clocks are not correct so it is very hard to tell

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

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A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

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What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

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What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

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What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

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person 1:Dude, look at the news person 2:Yea man, its D ick Cheney person 1: what a d ick head

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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