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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion? No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

I got shot, you laughed

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Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

How did sarah break her arm? She was in a tragic car accident. An ambulance arrived and quickly rushed her to the hospital where she was cared for by medical professionals.

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