Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Q: How many dwarfs does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1 or 2. One to change the light bulb and maybe another one to guards the staircase for the safety of the first one when the ceiling is too high (Wich happens almost every time because they are dwarfs.)

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why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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a horse walks into a blender ow

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I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

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What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

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hi anti joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

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who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

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What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

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A raccoon walks into a bar. He then proceded to bite 3 people before animal control got him. A black man, hispanic man and an asian man. Later they all walked to the hospital and were treated for rabies, they were all fine as rabies is normally not fatal when caught early. Moral- this story is racist cause the white man was completely unharmed, DONT DISCRIMINATE!

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

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A blind man walks into a pole.

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

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