- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

Knock knock come in.

Anti-jokes are funny.

Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

A man in a restaurant says "Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter apologizes and offers to comp the meal.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? They both live underground. Apart from the Eagle.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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