my bubbles!

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

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A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

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Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

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Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

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Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

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Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

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2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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What happened when 7 8 9? Six was afraid! HAHAHaha....ha.... wait, no. I told that wrong....

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

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How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

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A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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