Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

what do you wear at a funeral? white. lol jk black

Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

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Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

My wife made me a sandwich

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Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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