What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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What is long, hard and comes out of a gay persons bum? poo

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what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

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A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

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i eat poop

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It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

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What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

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Knock Knock JUST OPEN THE FLIPPIN DOOR ALREADY! I DON"T NEED YOU TO KNOCK AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF EVERY TIME YOU COME TO MY HOUSE!!! Jeez...seriously

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

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Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

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I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

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Yes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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when debbie meets downer

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If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

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whats one plus one penis

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