The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

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roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

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Why is it sad that a black guy died in a car crash He was my friend

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A man buy's a new lawn mower, it breaks so he takes it back. The shopworker says that if you don't have a recipt then you cannot replace it, the man goes home and months later catch's a flu.

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

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Knock-Knock Who's there? A giant spider-like insect that lays eggs in your brain which turn into larvae that drop down onto your tongue and eat your teeth slowly, then form a cocoon and turn into the spider-like insect spoken of previously. You then wake up from this terrible nightmare and get ready for your well paying job.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

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Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

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How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

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Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

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Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

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What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

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Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

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Billy was taking a stroll in the forest, when suddenly he met a bear. Billy remember what his father had taught him, and quikly lied down on the ground, pretending to be dead. The bear started licking Billy's face. Still he remained calm. The bear bit off Billys finger. Still he did not move. When the bear ate Billy's foot, he nearly panicked. But thinking of his wife and children he mustered his last remaining strenght, and did not move a muscle. If he tried to run or fight the bear he would surely die and never see them again. Then the bear ate Billys head.

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