roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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So you're walking through the desert and the wheels fall off your canoe, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 13 because baseballs can't have babies

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A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

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What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

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why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

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Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

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Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

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Nah

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What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

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Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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What comes after 23? 24.

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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Bible Games aka Bible Buffet: SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Sometime after the death and return of Superma... Jesus. God: RAISE FROM YOUR GRAVE! Jesus slays holy white beasts: POWER UP! POWER UP! HOMO UP! Uh did he say homo u... ARGH! CANNOT CONTAIN LEVEL OF HOMO! TURNING FURFAG/ALTERED BEAST. A wild Saten appears!: WELCOME TO YOUR DOOM! Jesus used gay wolf punch, it was not very effective... wild Saten uses OMFG HE TEARS OFF HIS OWN HEAD AND THROWS IT AT JESUS! Its super effective! Jesus Dies. Moral: Second coming? He came back to meet his disciples and crap AFTER quoting "ill be back", did he promise some third coming? Is that why people have been waiting for over 2000 years? :P

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I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

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What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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I called this hot girl up from class one day. She told me to come over because no one was home. I got to her house, and no one was home.

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Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

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Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

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man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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