What did the taxi driver say to the chicken when the chicken called a cab? "aren't you supposed to be crossing a road somewhere?" Little did the taxi driver know that the chickens license was taken away for multiple DUIs because when his wife left him he became an alcoholic mess, lost his job and became depressed. But when he called the taxi, he was on his way to a job interview. Since he never made it to his job interview he soon went broke and lost his home. Having hit rock bottom, the chicken unawarely started to cross a busy road and was ran over by that same taxi driver.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

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You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

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What do you call a black man? Rob

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "It sure is hot in here." The other muffin says "Holy shit a talking muffin

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Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

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Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

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yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

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Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

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Why did the old man go to the retirement home? The 75 year old man had a 45 year career in pluming and he thought it was a good time to retire after saving enough money to be happy and he could spend the rest of his life with his wife. The retirement home was also not that far away from his grandchildren so he liked the location and the home was also very clean and the workers seemed very nice. But this was just a visit to see if he liked it, he may live there soon.

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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A. THERE'S SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE B. WHAT?!? *PUNCH* A. IT WAS PAINNNNNNNNN

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Whats better than Anti-jokes? Mtiscape.com

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whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

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Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

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1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

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Anti Joke

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