Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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I drive in driveways. I recite in recitals. I play in plays. I park on parkways. My greenhouse is green. And my boxing ring is round. Why does everyone think I'm weird??

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Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

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What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

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Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

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a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

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Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

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Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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A blind, black guy walks into a building. Unfortunately it was a secret KKK building and they beat him, raped him and left him to die. Luckily he was found alive and transported to the hospital. To bad the hospital was bombed by Al Queda.

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Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have cancer.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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