What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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The black man leaves the strip club.

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Two friends that are 11 years old are fighting with each other, and one of them says, " Shut the front door." The other friend replies, "We don't even have a front door, because we're both homeless, and we're never going to be adopted because we're on an island, that's how we became friends in the first place."

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

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what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

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whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

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My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

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Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

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Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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You're welcome!

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How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

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How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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