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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

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What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

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whats hard, its not what you think a penis

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give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

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what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

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The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

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Q: what did the tractor say when helost his farmer? A: wheres my farmer?

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Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

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What's 6+2? 16

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing jews dont celebrate christmas.

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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