What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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The Pope walks into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll ya have, Pope?" But the Pope's grasp of English is tenuous at best, so he mumbles something in Latin. The bartender doesn't know any Latin. The Pope gets frustrated and leaves.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first one.

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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A man walks into a bar, he is then escorted to the hospital as a result of brain trauma.

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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Stop driving smart cars you fags

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What do you do if Zombies are chasing you and your friend? Trip the friend.

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from a sky-scraper Q:he dies

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Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

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whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough it was car. The End

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There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

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Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

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A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

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Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

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Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

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whats cheese thats not yours? the one in the toilet.

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Rick Santorum 2012

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