A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

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The WNBA.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

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You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

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.....Carrot Top....

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

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How do u put an elephant in a refrigerator? -open it up and put it in How do u put a girraffe in a refrigerator? -open it up take out the elephant and put it in All the animals it the world are at a party in Florida. Which one didnt go? -the girraffe, it was in the frige Your trying to cross a river. A sign says alligators everywhere. U have no boat and no bridges. How do u get across? - swim the alligators are at the party in florida

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

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the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

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Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

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how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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