Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

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How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

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What is worse than Shaq's free throw percentage? The free throw percentages of Reggie Evans, Bo Outlaw, Andris Biedrins, Wilt Chamberlain, Chris Dudley and Ben Wallace.

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

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What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

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What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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Whats 9+10? 19

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Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

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ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

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A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

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A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

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What starts with an N, ends with R, and you arent supposed to say? Never

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

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Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

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Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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