Will gropes Ebola victims

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This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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What do u call a muslim A infection to America

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Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

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why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

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Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

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Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

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Whats better than 1 dollar? 2 dollars.

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Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

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Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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Q: How do get a person to leave you alone ? A: Suck out his eye-balls stuff them in your ears to muffle the sound of his screaming as you head-butt him into a fine paste. Then proceed to spread or squeeze sed paste on to delicious food substance and eat sed delicious food substance. Then carry on with the rest of your day like nothing happened. (P.S. Just ignore any letters about court cases or arrests)

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

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Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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What did the man do after he found out his wife died in the Titanic? He cried.

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q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

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Fire extinguishers are sexy.

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