A priest walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread , the baker asks "white or brown" the priest replies "it does not matter Sir I have my bike outside".

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What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

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wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

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What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

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Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

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I hate chocolate. I hate it so much. It sickens me. The only thing I hate more than chocolate is people that like chocolate. I hate them even more. Do you know what happened to the last person I met that liked chocolate? NOTHING

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Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

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test

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

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my name is Jacob sartorious

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Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

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Want to here a joke? Then get off this site!

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only anal because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

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Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

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I can't make my mind about the debate on legalisation of marijuana. Some days I think it's a good thing. Somes days I think it's a bad thing. And some days, I don't think about it at all and I just think it's a very nice day.

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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