Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

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What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

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What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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the WNBA.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? Because she had mental retardation.

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

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Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

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This is my joke. funny

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MC donald the duck loves Justin's Balls. And Daniel Ma loves fried chicken boiled with rice \Cupcake

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What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

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your mother

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

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Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

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yeah..

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

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How did the young boy cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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