- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

What's the worst part about censorship? ** * ** * ** * ********.

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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