what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

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why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

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what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

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Why was the little boy upset? He was on fire.

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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Fags are gay.

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Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

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What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

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What's the worst way to die? Alone.

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whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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Jewish People

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What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

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Anti Joke

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