What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

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Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

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What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

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What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

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how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

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Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

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Womens' sports

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Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

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What is matt dalys favorite thing in the world? penis

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People say the sky's the limit................................ but there's footprints on the moon.

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