Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

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Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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why did the little boy cry? some gang killed his family infront of him.

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What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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hi charles lattuca III

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What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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How do you drown a blonde? From her infancy, instill in her a dread of the water. Keep her away from baths and showers, protect her from pools, and as the child grows, regale her nightly with terrible stories about the cruelty of the sea. When she has matured past 18, take her out to the middle of a lake on a boat and push her in.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint.

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Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

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Who's the biggest badass in the nation? Adrenaline junky Jacobs!

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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what is 6 + 8 a math equation

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Alex Eggbert

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