What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

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You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

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Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

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A black man goes down to Alabama in the 1960s; He gets lynched.

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Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

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What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

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When u r using ur computer and then all the sudden it says reload and something about an error blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah .. ......blah blah blah. Blah blah. Your response: "AWWWWW BITCH ASS FUCK U"......*LEAVES ROOM*..... (HOUR LATER)*COMES BACK IN THE ROOM* "Oh hey, Meet my bff she is from your version of Hell her name is , Vir-is (virus) anyways Vir-is wanted to have sex with u and probably give u a USB Transmitted Disease A.K.A. virus then wwhile u r rebooting Vir-is and I is gonna kill u Toodles

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

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A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because most living organisms eventually cross some form path that is commonly known as a road. Roads are hard asphalt that is very good for cars and other wheeled road licensed vehicles.

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Internet Explorer

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What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

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Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

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