if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

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why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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What is a vampire's favourite dessert? Vampires aren't real.

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Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

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What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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taking out the trash... at night

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Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

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What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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What did the circle say to the square? Ur a square

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what is the color of a burp burple

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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