A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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Q; What is green and eats rocks? A; The green rock eater... Q;What happens when you through a rock straight up in the north pole? A; The green rock eater eats it..

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What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

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Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

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Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

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im at school

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

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Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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I am a n1gger.

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why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

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Me: Ask my if I'm a secret agent. You: Are you a secret agent? Me: I cannot disclose that information.

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why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

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So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

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sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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