What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

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Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

So this guy walks into the doctor's and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor says "Yes, you've shattered both your kneecaps. You'll never walk again."

Rebecca Black.

What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

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