What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

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how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

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What did little Jimmy say when he saw a group of dancing blue penguins dressed as cannibal clowns with saucers on their head ? "What the f*ck"

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I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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Where do you study to get a good education? A library, at home, or at another quiet location where it is easy to concentrate.

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

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Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

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Jasper sucks.

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

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Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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What do you call a dead cat on the side of the road? Kitty litter

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i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

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How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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