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A black guy gets arrested...

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Sophie Cameron is Gay

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What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

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What's tall, has a really long neck, and eats leaves? My tall vegan neighbor's giraffe

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What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

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Did you hear the one about the Mexican that went to college? All his life, Juan wanted to get a decent education, but was unable to due to his family's low income. So Juan worked hard all his life, and got a part-time job. He made a little cash here, a little there. He also studied vigorously, getting a 33 on his ACT. All that work eventually paid off, and Juan was eventually accepted at Princeton University. Juan is now a highly paid Neurological surgeon, and has saved countless lives

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

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What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

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Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

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A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

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What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

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terry stockton is straight

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Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

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What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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