man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

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Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

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What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

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why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

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Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

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What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

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Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

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i have alzheimer's, so i forgot the punchline to this joke

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Nero, man, I mean I will hurt you, I am on my way to the hospital, and seriously that pic does not look real, seriously on a hospital? I mean man, I am really sorry! I nearly killed you, how was i supposed to know you do not care about your teeth and take half a bottle of that calcium stuff? My mom? Yeah sure! She laughed at the message you sent her, and if you touch my sis, ill kill you, anyway I am on my way, you better change your mind or I will kick your ass!

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

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You tie a noose around your neck, you jump off a cliff and before you hit the ground you shoot yourself in the head.

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gabbi nunez ;)

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

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