Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

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Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

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a. why? b. because

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What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

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why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

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What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

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Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

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Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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What would you rather do or drag a board?

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A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

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how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

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Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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