Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

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Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

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when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

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What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

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Ass

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

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Why did the dog die? He was old

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Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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Where are you going Your house

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