- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

What do you call a nun who is just walking around? A Roman Catholic

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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