an american walks out of a strip club.

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Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

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you are a åsshole :)

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You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

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there is a blonde, red head, and brunet held captive in afghanistan. The people say whats your last word to the red head, she says tornado... they turned and she escaped, they say to the brunet what is your last word, she says tsunami.. they turn and she escaped. They go to the blonde and say what is your last word, she says fire... she is then shot rapidly and she dies.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

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Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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How did you feel after smoking that joint? I felt like going to pass out And then? I passed out

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What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

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I dont know, are you a tomato?

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

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A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

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What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

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What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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