A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

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Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

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Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

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Knock knock. Death.

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

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There's a blonde, Brunette and a Redhead stuck at the top of a cliff. A genie appears and says he will grant them each one wish. The Brunette wishes she could at the bottom of the cliff, The redhead wishes she could be back with her children and the blonde would just love to be back to her family. :/

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i keep getting thumbs down...

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Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

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Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

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What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, due to the lack of details, there could be many reasons, such as the possibility that there was a cornfield on the other side, he got scared by a loud noise behind him and ran across the street, or just plain old curiosity, but whatever it may be, right now, we do not know the cause.

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what happend when a blind guy tried to save a guy from a fire big mistake they both died

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

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What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

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knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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What has four legs, is green and furry, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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