Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

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If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

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What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

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Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

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There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

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Anti Joke

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