Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? When you think that there is no worm in your apple, but after your second bite you look down in disgust as you notice you have eaten half of the worm and see the other half wriggling about in your apple.

Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

I have two hands. Some people dont.

How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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