You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

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homosexual rights to marriage

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Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

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Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

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Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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Charlie, Charlie the drunk guinea pig! OUR BEST FRIEND!!! Angel Charlie: I'm already dead yah poof!!! Butt cancer killed me.....

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You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

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What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

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What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

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Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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