Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

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I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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BIble verses: (secret bible code breaker edition) 90.01: Might thy level of power rise above the scouter of Vegebles 3.14: Thy shall make use of pee 6:9 Oral interaction is good for thee. 9:6: Peter said, lordeth this is no good, then the lordet said, try 6:9 and all was good. 6.66 Calleth upon this number on thy cell to speak with the beast. 9:11 This number shall aid you when in danger if thy have a cell, but not against the fallen by and Al Caida. 8:00 Call upon thy cellphone at no cost. 5.99 Thy use of plays of station three, areth too expensive... Whoops! Amen and RIIIIIIIIIIDGE RACER! 50:50 Thy shall share equally. 6:19: Thy shall use thy wrestling moves well. 20:00 Thy shall noth uset this windows version as it sucketh.' 88:88 Thy shall create four equal snowmen for me. 12.34 Read this and thy shall learn to count til four. 7:77 The number of the luck. X:B0X: It sucketh hard. 3:60 it sucketh far more than the original 9:99 Is the number to defeateth the beast while he is resting upside down 0:13 "and samuel said, but oh lord, I am a teen now!" And the lord agreed and all was good. Ok, I got to decode my bible further, yes indeed!

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The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

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What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

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What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

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How many people live in China? At least ten.

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Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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How do you turn a frown upside down? You cannot do such a thing because frowning is the act of sadness. Therefore you cannot nor should not change a persons attitude.

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yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

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Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

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Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

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An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

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y do churches have kneelers?, cuz it puts less stain on ur knees

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

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How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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