So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

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if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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How do you a baby into a small bowl? Put it in the blender. How to u get it out? Tostitos.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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A man wakes up in his bed and looks at the clock. He realises he is gonna be late for work. He quickly gets out of bed, into the bathroom, has a shower, puts his deodorant on and brushes his teeth, gets dressed, and goes in his car. He drives out of his garage and drives to his work but gets stuck in traffic. He then gets to the car park of his work and parks his car. He gets out, goes up the elevator to his floor, when the elevator door opens to his floor, he quickly says hello to Terrance and goes to his bosses office. And guess what the boss says? You're late.

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Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

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