Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

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Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

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How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

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what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

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Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

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What flys? A fly

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

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what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

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What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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How will the world end? That information is unknown

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

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So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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