knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

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Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

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Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

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What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

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Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

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How can you tell if there is an idiot at a dogfight? When someone pits a Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a moron at a dogfight? When someone BETS on the Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a cheater at a dogfight? When the victory goes to the Chihuahua.

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What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

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yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

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Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

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Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

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What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

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What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

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What kind of condoms do cows use? None.

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What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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