Chocolate tastes good.

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Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

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So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

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What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

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Can anyone Lenin money?

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why is pie good. because it just is.

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Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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Q: What's the difference between Osama's death and Paris Hilton's bra? A: One is Osama's death and the other is Paris Hilton's bra.

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

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How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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