ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

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How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

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What did the librarian say to the three black men in the library? Nothing. Those three men were Harvard graduates and were very respective of libraries, and thier policies.

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Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

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sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

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Why did the tomato blush? A tomato's complexion is already red so it simply appears to be blushing

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whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

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Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

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A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

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What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

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Yo mama so fat, when she went to a party, they took the apple from the roast pig's mouth, and they put it on her mouth.

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why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

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Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

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what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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