Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

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A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

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Ubisoft presents a game by ubisoft

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What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

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How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

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There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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Hats better than a stick? A stone

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How do you get a black man out of his house? you ring the doorbell.

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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penis

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If you helped Jack on the horse, would you help Jack off the horse? Of course; if he was too short to climb onto the saddle then it would be irresponsible and potentially dangerous not to help him off. As his riding instructor, you would be liable for any injuries Jack sustained had he attempted to dismount the horse with no assistance.

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

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What's green and fluffy? Red fluff, if you're color blind.

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Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A fly without wings.

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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