Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

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What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

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Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

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What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

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What is yellow and bright? The sun.

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

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What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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