What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

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Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

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I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

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How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

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why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

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what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

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What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

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yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

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how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

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*knock knock "there's a door bell"

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

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What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

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A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

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Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

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A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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