What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm. Being raped. What's worse than being raped. Being raped twice. What's worse than being raped twice. Biting into your apple and finding a worm then throwing away that apple, retrieving another apple them biting into it and finding another worm then being raped twice. In the same 5 minutes.

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One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

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What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

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a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

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What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

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So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

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Get up Look in the mirror

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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what do you call gingers ugly.

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

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whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

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What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

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Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

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What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

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Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

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Why are you gay? Because ***** you

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Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

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