SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

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A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

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what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

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yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

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Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

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Type 2 diabetics

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What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

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How do you hide an Elephant? You paint it's toenails pink and put it in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch.? It must work pretty well then!!

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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Its Erron, listen, we got to talk, I do not mind your pictures, but I am not going to call you because of that weird spot on your face, its just 101 basics here, I suggest you shut down the access to this site to the rest of your employees, this might get very personal.

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Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

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What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

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So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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