dont you love porch monkeys? no.

you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

ecks! why zee?

How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

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Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

Q: What did the mentaly retarded kid get on his IQ test A: Drool

Spell: “This word”

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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