how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

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Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

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I killed someone today. :D

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

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What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

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Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

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Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

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What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

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What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

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I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

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What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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Want to hear a joke? Me too.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

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What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

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Once upon a time, a handsome prince met a beautiful princess. They both fell in love with each other. They then got married and lived happily ever after.

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