What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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White NBA players.

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I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

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today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

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What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair

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Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

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Why a warm-harted man turned into cold-blooded? He's dead

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A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

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Why did the black man get the grape soda? It was the only soda left.

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Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

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Poop.

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Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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