Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

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Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

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What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

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What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

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Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

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Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

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Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

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I always wanted to know what the future will hold in the decades to come... Until I realized the idiotness of my own thought for it is nigh impossible for us humans to see the future... Except... That the ancient Mayan civilization prophesized the end of the universe, which I did take into consideration as I slowly nibbled my way through the waffle cone till I had realized that I had reached the paper surrounding the cone and immediately spat it out for it leaves a fowl taste In my mouth, then continued eating my ice cream as I pondered the future and the anti-climatic ending of this anti-joke.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

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Christianity is not a religion; it's a relationship with God.

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What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

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I dont no the difference between their and there

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"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

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what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

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What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

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Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

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Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Barack Obama, Mother Teresa and Stephen Hawkings had race. Who won? Barack Obama. This deduction can be made as Stephen Hawking is severely disabled by a motor neurone disease known as amyotrophic lateral sclerosis. Henceforth, he has very limited control over the majority of his body and is confined to a electric wheel chair. Thus, he could not participate competitively in the race. Moreover, Mother Teresa is dead. This unfortunate occurrence was caused by several myocardial infarctions in combination with pneumonia. Regardless of this, Mother Teresa's meek and frail build would slower her speed considerably; in comparison to Barack Obama's relatively athletic and robust frame. Nonetheless, President Obama is a smoker. Therefore, he may experience symptoms associated with emphysema during the race, causing him to retire. As such no-one would finish the race, leaving the spectators feeling very disappointed and empty.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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