- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

Christopher Walken to a bar.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

My penis is big... not.

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano when my arm heals? Doctor: Did I not tell you? You insurance didn't cover the cost of this operation. Your arm is never going to be healed!

Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

Knock Knock! Come in.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

black people

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

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