why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

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Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

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why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

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Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

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what is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babes. when i saw the Porsche i told the guy nice car and he was like yea whatever then i went and killed 50 babes and lost conciseness when i woke up i saw the Porsche again and thought what a nice car and when i saw the babes i thought what kind of monster killed all those babes

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Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

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what do you call a black woman pregnant with twins? A woman who has a loving husband who she wanted to have children with so when they had sex, 2 of his sperm fertilized the egg so now she gets to raise two children which she is looking forward to, but she also knows it will be alot of work.

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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How do you kill a blonde? Pull the pin and throw it back...then proceed to paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

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How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

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If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

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What does little Tommy and a tomato have in common? They are both vegetables. Oh wait, a tomato is a fruit.

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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