An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

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Single man, interested in women. Profession: Particle Physicist. Looking for: A strong interaction with a strange, charming woman. One who will ride both up and down the roller-coaster of a relationship, that is not fussy about being top or bottom and that is not impartial to the many flavours of life. I look forward to you spinning me around; Yours Sub-atomically, Professor Quark.

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A blonde walked into a phone pole.

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What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

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Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

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Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

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What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

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What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

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What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

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Jewwy Jewstein

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What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

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What's the difference between a black guy and a Cadillac? One is a car and the other is a man. And it is insensitive to speak about race so blatantly, sir.

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What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

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What is the difference between Madeleine McCan and a toaster? A toaster wasn't raped and murdered.

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how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

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Anti Joke

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