Why did the chicken cross the roard? There were no cars in the immediate vacinity and the chicken therefore came to a logical conclusion that it was a rational theorem on which crossing the road could be based.

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Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

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How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

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Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

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two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

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what did the asian father say to his son after seeing he got a B- in math? "There's small room for improvement but overall you did a great job son."

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Kathy Griffin.

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what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

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Penis.

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

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Where's my baby??

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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

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Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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