Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off the wall? Because he was pushed.

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Darude - Sandstorm

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

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A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

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What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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Three bears take a bath Red bear asks for the shampoo Blue bear wants the soap Wait... That's not a joke, that's a Haiku

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

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What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

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Why are black people afraid of white people? Over two hundred years of oppression.

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A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

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whats white and gooy liguid goop

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Your mother is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror she feels bad about her appearance.

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joke under this line wins _________________________

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I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

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Hi Jacob You cool

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What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

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Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

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