Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

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what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

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hey guys what's up?

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I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

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Is it true that curiousity killed the cat? No, I hit it multiple times with a baseball bat

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chirs

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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A man made a sandwich.

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Anti-joke.

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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Why was Mary mucky? Because she was dragged to a field and raped

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

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Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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