Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

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What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

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XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

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rent a cops

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Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

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a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

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"Hello, is this the Krusty Krab?" "No, this is Patrick."

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In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

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What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

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Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

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I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

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Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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Why was young Timmy crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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knock knock! who is there? its knock! knock who??? knock knock... who is there.... i told you its knock... knock who??? knock knock... WHO IS THERE!! OMG I TOLD YOU ITS KNOCK! KNOCK WHO!! WHO IS KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK OMG WTF! HOLY SHIT WHO IS THERE! ITS KNOCK WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES! KNOCK WHO?? KNOCK KNOCK WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME! oh knock knock from next door! who is there???? jk.. knock...knock......omg put down the gun knock knock stop i love you knock its not worth it!! NO KNOC!!! GUNSHOT* KNOCK NOOOOO!!! I LOVED YOU SOMEONE CALL 911!! OMG KNOCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH KNOCK WHY!!!!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Anti Joke

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