What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

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You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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Chad Wolbert is retarded.

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rarw

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

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12 niqqa 12.

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why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Time to get a watch

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. I don't know, I've had a bad day, I can't think straight. Why do you keep asking me these questions? Always talking at me, everyday it's the same - why can't you just shut up?! I would be better off dead, then it would stop, this suffocating blackness. I need to escape...I'm going to do it tonight...pills, something like that...I don't care any longer. Goodbye.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Black Poeple

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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wanna hear a joke? yes

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How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

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Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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