Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

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Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

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- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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who's a slut... you're mom

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

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Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

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Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

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Wade

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Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

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What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

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How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

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What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

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Why did the alligator travel through time? To get to the other side.

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What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

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What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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