Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

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Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

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A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

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roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

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What is black and white and red all over. A blackboard.

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

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What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

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whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

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Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You're about to get shell shocked...

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Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

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Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

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A priest, rabbi, and mormon are arguing about which religion is best. A zookeeper hears and says, "I have a bear who is sleeping right now. How about whoever converts the bear belongs to the best religion?" The priest goes in first, and then walks out a few minutes later, unharmed. The mormon does the same, and he too exits unscathed. The rabbi goes in, and walks out covered in claw marks. "How'd it go?" Said the zookeeper. "Easy." Said the priest. "I just sprinkled some Holy water on him." "I did the same." Said the mormon. The rabbi looked at the zookeeper and said, "have you ever tried to circumcise a bear?"

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