What does a joke and an anti-joke have in common? Nothing, since "anti-" refers to the opposite of the word that it is modifying.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

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Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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Hair

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Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

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What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

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Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

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Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

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How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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