Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

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Bad grammers.

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What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because the pizza man saw how hungry he was and left a pizza for the dog. So when the dog saw the pizza he went to go get the pizza, because he was hungry. In hindsight the moral of the story is: if you ever see a hungry dog on the other side of the road, become a pizza man (if you aren't already) and give him a pizza.

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Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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Burp

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What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

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What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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Why did the little girl drop her teddy bear? Because she was being sexually molested. Why did the little Jewish girl drop her teddy bear? Because gas came out of the shower-head.

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Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

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John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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Anti Joke

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