Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

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http://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/355988-gay_marriage.jpg

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Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

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A guy watches a porno. When it is over, he said; "Wow, that was deep"

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They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

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What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

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the jokes are repetitive on this site

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Why didn't the lolipop taste like anything to the boy beacuse he was aborted

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A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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they're dead. idiot.

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Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

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Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

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Anti Joke

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