What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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What do you give hobos? Febreeze

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what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

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the sky is green no it is not

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When does the narwhal bacon? When the universe looses its realism to the point where every animals' meat is bacon at a certain time, and a person hunts a narwhal at the crack of dawn when there is a triple rainbow and the narwhal's DNA is combined with a pig's just long enough for the meat to be bacon when the person shoots it.

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What kind of cat has no tail? Manx cat

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Roses are red violets are blue im a mass murderer and i will kill your family with no hesitation

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Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Charcoal is black, So is my neighbor.

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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How many chicken feathers are there in a 50 pound bag? 50 pounds worth Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a duck Why did the man cross the road? It was duck season A woman is dying but can't reach her husband. Why? A duck ate his cell-phone A pig walks into a bar but there is no bartender. Where is she? Dead A duck hunter is selling a duck to a man. The man only pays the duck hunter a quarter. Why? It was full of chicken feathers.

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What did the catholic priest say at the AA meeting? Alcohol is ruining my life.

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig? A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

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Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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Anti Joke

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