What do you call a blonde surgeon? Not stereotypical

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Three blind mice walk into a pub. They are all unaware of their surroundings, so to derive humor from it would be exploitative.

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What did the raisin say to the toaster? Nothing. The raisin lacks a central nervous system, and the toaster is an inanimate object.

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How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

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If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

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Why did the man get fired from his Job? The boss became his ex girlfriend 2 minutes ago

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

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If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

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Roses are red violits are blue I have ADHD do you like cats?

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Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

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Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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What does Megatron say when a video game takes forever to load? "You have failed me yet again, Start Screen!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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