What did the hungry man do? He ate.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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what's up? my penis.

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I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

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Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

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Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

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Why did Billy fail his math quiz? Because he's stupid.

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Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human.

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Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

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How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

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Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

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3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

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What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others dont

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

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What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

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LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

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Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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