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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

Why did the Mexican go to Taco Bell? Because he thought it was a real restaurant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens live on farms.

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

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How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

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