What time is it? 12:03 AM

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Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

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A: Knock knock B: Who’s there? A: The police B: The police who? A: Ma’am, your son is dead.

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What's the difference between 2 flies? Their DNA

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What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

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What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

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How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

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What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

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What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

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what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

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Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

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