To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

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How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

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apple pie.

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

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Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

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What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

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what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

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a man walks into a bar. He left after he drank two beers. Someone pulled his pants down and he didnt notice. when he got home he realized his pants were gone. He returned to the bar to search, but it was a metal bar, and he was fairly stupid. please dont laugh

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

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What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit on the back of the bus? All the other seats were taken....

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Give me time to think of a joke hm..............hm.................hm....................hm....................mmm....................hm?..........................m m.....................mmmmm..............hm...................hm.....................hm......................... ah!i don't want to think of a joke

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Basically

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