What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

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Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

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Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why women like NBA players so much? Because they have money.

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knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

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A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

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My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "Damn, it's getting hot in here." The other muffing replies "Holy Shit! A Talking Muffin!"

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A man goes into the doctors office for his yearly checkup. The man waits patiently for several minutes until the doctor is ready to see him. After about ten minutes pass, the doctor is ready to see him. The man enters the doctors office. He passes all of the necessary tests. The doctor and him talk for a while. After a few minutes, the doctor says, "Okay, thanks for coming. See you next year." The man thanks the doctor and leaves.

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You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

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Why was the human stronger than the dog? Because the dog had four legs and a mouth and a human has 2 legs, 2 arms, and is taller. Therefore, the human has more capabilites than the dog.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

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Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

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A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

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