Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

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When u outside and the suns out.....stand under raysean u will see a solar eclispe

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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A black man walks Into a bar.

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what did the plane say to the trade center on 9/11 boom

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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Why can't Jimmy walk ever again? Because when he was 12 his father mistook him for a plank of wood a sawed his legs off. We may realise here that this prohibits him from walking.

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

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Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

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why did the physics major drop out of college? because he stumbled onto a finding that made him contemplate life so much that he needed to go to africa to study where the source of the finding where he later caught AIDS from an infected village person, he was later flown back to the US where he was cured out of a miracle but later hanged himself because he was not allowed to go back to africa and find out the meaning of life.

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I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your doorbell is broken.

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bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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Which hockey player has scored the monst goals of all time? He-Shoot-Si Scores

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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Penis.

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