Ben Colbert is gay

mommy, mommy, the ice cream man is coming can i have a dollar? sure sweetie. YAY! Goes up to ice cream truck, ice cream man asks what would you like little boy, would you like chocolate, vanilla, str.... Ice cream man steals small boy.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

what does it mean when Justin Bieber sounds like a boy someones hit puberty

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

What do you call a black man that goes to college? A student..

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

I love you, you love me. Barney is fat and not entertaining.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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