How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

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A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

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Poop.

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What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

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your mom is so stupid she got raped

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

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A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

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Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

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Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

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High school gym class.

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

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whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

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What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

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knock, knock. come in.

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What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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hickory dickory dock no one cares

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

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What did the blind lawyer say to the doctor? We're both lawyers!

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Q why did the kids make fun of timmy A because he was an android with al chunk of metal added accidentally where a real boys crotch would be. Bwilkster

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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