Sorry, I need to take care of business up here, it is for the best that we do not communicate for a while, suspicions are going to be flaring up all over the place You better keep your head low, the place with the code-name "The Kings Throne" was under attack, but as you might know, its not what it used to be, you should all leave Point Zero in 3-4 hours when the dust has settled. Personally I suspect it is someone from the past, yes rivals, but according to the information nobody that knows who "The Nero" is, so as you can already tell, you and I are in equal danger until this is resolved. I promise to call you someday

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What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

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woman's rights

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Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are also red, "Honey, please call the fire department!"

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why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

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What's worse than rain on your wedding day? You scheduling your wedding to be held on an aircraft carrier on december 7th 1941.

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Knock Knock, Ow my face

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Why did FiddleBob Joe chuck a stick of butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butter fly

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What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

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why are black people so fast? because there black

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

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why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

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Anti Joke

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