what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

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So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

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Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

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What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

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Girl:Do you wanna hear a joke? Boy:Sure... Girl: jesus loves you

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identical jokes get different votes.

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I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

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The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

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Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

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A Squirrel jumps into a bar, lands on one of the empty tables and begins eating the Peanuts out of a bowl. The bartender thinks to himself "I really should close that window to keep the Squirrels out..."

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Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

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THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE!

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Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

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You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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