what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

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a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

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jumping jelly beans theirs a snake in my booties,, ooooooo har har ya ya youve got that one thing baby peace love and applesauce baby!!!!1

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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If you were a cactus, why?

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Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? As they can't find any, they are just squirrels, they can not asist little timmy choking on the lightbulb rolling around on the floor.

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What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

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Republicans

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Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

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Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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"Up to 50% off."

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Three men walk into a Bar.... You'd have thought at least one of them would have seen it !

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What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

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Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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