Why did the chicken cross the road. He didn't, this joke gets old really fast

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your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

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what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

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What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

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What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only anal because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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Charlotte Bobcats

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Why? Why not?

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A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

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The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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