What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Falafel. Falafel who? I falafel. You feel awful? Ha, ha, ha! Oh, what a kneeslapper! Oh, God! Thanks for the laugh, I was feeling a little down and I... No, I just meant I ate a falafel. Oh. Yeah.

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One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

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800 people died last year. end of story

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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Five guys one rape.

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You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? Generally one, but as the situation varies so does the number.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

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The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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