A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

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An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except that didn't work for the boy. He also lost his ice cream.

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Why did the moron jump through the window?

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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What's poor and lives in Newry city council dump? Smelly mcD

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How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This next line doesn't rhyme. Nor does this one. This isn't a very good poem.

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What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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How do the Chinese name their children? They decide on a name that both parents can agree upon, and they write that on the certificate of birth.

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When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

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Your future.

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A man walks into a bar. The barman says, 'why the lo-, wait, i thought you was that horse again.'

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whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

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What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

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If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

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Your Mom!!!

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it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

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Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

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Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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