What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

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A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

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What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

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antonis sister is mighty fine

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how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

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OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

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Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

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What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

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A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

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What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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what happened to the woman who was a prostitute? She was arrested because it is a crime

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Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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