Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

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[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

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Female rights.

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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Q: Why does Bill Gates give so much money to charity? A: Because he wants to improve the lives of his fellow human beings, and also excessive wealth would be detrimental to his children.

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What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

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Refrigerator

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Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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