9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

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Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

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i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

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A man walks into a pole.

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Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

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Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

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whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

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Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

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What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

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Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

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Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

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What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

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Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

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What's big and grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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Can I ask you a question? You just did

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