Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

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Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

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i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

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You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

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Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

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Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

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A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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When I get aroused I get a solid snake

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who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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knock knock Labrinth come in

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What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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