What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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What the hell are you doing?

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Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

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Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

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