an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

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every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

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A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

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How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

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What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

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Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

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How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

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Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

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Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

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HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

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What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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