A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

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How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

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What is brown and sticky?

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What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

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tims sty:)

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my dick is like a bridge. i dont know why.

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What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

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What happens when you cross a Kangaroo with an Elephant? A genetically unstable animal that dies shortly after birth.

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What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

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How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint.

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Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

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this last joke was a correction to the other one

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