What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

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Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

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Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

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Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

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A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

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Where was Andy Beckett WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT? In the dark

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Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

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Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

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whats green and lives in the water

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What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

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Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

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Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

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Chicken eats your pie filled with monkey guts!!

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Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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