Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

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sorry got to poo

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What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

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roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

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penis. nuff said.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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YOLO

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? K

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PENIS that is all

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

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Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

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You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

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Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

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What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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