Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

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:)I will always assist you in whatever you ever want. :(I want to kill you!

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A Mexican, A Caucasian and An African American walk into a bar. Suddenly, a rival of the African American's pulls up in a used Chevrolet and shoots him 6 times with a semi-automatic handgun. The Mexican and Caucasian are distraught and call 911 immediately. The rival is later arrested and found guilty of murder in the first degree by a jury of his peers. Less than 6 months later, the bar is closed due to the negative stigma surrounding the shooting. Urban life is a harrowing and tough experience that most outsiders will never fully understand.

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A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

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Today, my doctor discovered I had a tumor in my brain the size of a walnut. FML.

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Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

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What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

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There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

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Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

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Dont read this joke

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nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

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What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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