What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

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What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

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jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

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Why did Suzie fall off her swing? She was dead

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Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

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How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jon "Bones" Jones will be fighting Rashad Evans for the Light Heavyweight title tonight at 10PM Eastern time at UFC145.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

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Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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A girl's opinion is respected.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

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What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

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Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

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So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

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(approach girl) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to fit into the same dress as you

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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