Roses are red, Violets are blue, Charcoal is black, So is my neighbor.

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What do you call an arab terrorist with a bomb on his back in the middle of an airport? Don't even worry. You will never be able to pronounce his name.

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What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common ? They are sports , except the Holocaust .

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Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

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What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

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Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

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why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

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what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

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uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

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What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs and an eyepatch? names...

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What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

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What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

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Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

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Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

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Why did the retarded man jump off a building to commit suicide? He didn't try to commit suicide. He was mentally retarted and didn't know any better.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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