ring around the rosie ... your dead

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

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What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

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Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

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Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Oooh a cloud

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Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

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What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

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Why did the man fall from the sky? Because he was dead.

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A seal walks into a club.

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What do owls and cars have in common? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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