I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

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Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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There was 2 men walking down the street one fell on the floor from a heart attack and the other started to molest a lonely child. They then heard a bang and they found a dead baby lying in a bin. The moral of this story is to.... Knock Knock Whos there? The Police? The Police who? The police we are here to inform you your nan got hit by a truck and got decapitaited, Sorry but your nan is dead. way

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black guy graduating high school

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

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What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because there is no such person as Micheal J. Fox. Michael J. Fox, on the other hand, cannot draw a perfect circle because he has Parkinson's disease.

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Why do black people have white hands and feet? Regardless of race or ethnicity, the skin on the palms and soles of the feet is always less pigmented than elsewhere on the body. In darker skinned people this fact is readily observable, but in light skinned people this feature of human biology cannot normally be discerned by simple visual inspection.

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4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

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When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

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you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

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What do you call love at first sight? A broken heart.

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What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

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READ IT ALL> whats the difference between a jew and a pizza...the jew is a human with living features and organs that keep his body hydrated while also keeping his blood pumped throughout him, otherwise the pizza is a circular, doe based cake like food topped with a fine layer of cheese and in some cases topped of with other substances such as pineapple or ham :)

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

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whats long and stretchy? elastic

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