Cows go moo.

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

mc hammers income.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

An man walks to a bra

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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