roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be.

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What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

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How many people can you fit in an oven? A: I Don't know ask a holocaust survivor.

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Black people are innocent.

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What did the two fire men say to each other whilst a house was burning? Well be better put that fire.

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A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

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Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

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Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

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Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

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rocky is here again.......................

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

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A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

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What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

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Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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