Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

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A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

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What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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Jersey Shore.

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*Ring* *Ring* Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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I wonder where the hell Hitler is

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A worm slowly crawled through the ground, only to be eaten by an incoming bird.

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Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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