What's worse than being fat? Being gay

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You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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Two guys went to a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure" said the guys. The bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? (when you are done start reading from the top again, and don't stop ever)

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Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

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Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

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Two horses were discussing their racing records. The first said, "In my whole life I had won ten races." The second horse says, "Well, I've won twelve of those!" A greyhound trotting by chimes in, "Not bragging guys, but in my career, I've won twenty!" "Unbelievable!" exclaimed both horses. "It's a talking dog!"

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

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so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

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What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

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What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

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What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

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how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

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Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

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anti-joke teehee

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(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

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There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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