A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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Gianni

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So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

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Pickles

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Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

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Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

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What do you do at a club? You club.

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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What did the man do with his bread He ate it

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Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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what did jacob say to coach a joke

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

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A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

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Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

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It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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