whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Seriously, all your new jokes are shit. They are either repeats of stuff previously on the site or they are just so unfunny you'd struggle to get a sympathy laugh from your mother. Please actually take the time to think of something worth submitting or do not submit at all. We know people with no arms can't knock on doors enough now, and many things are better than the holocaust. Do something new!

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A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

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A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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women rights

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Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

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Knock, knock. Come in!

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

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A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

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two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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wanna here a joke? you.

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j.p. is dumb

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A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

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Guess where my mom lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my dad lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my aunt lives Utah!?!?!? NO!!!! Trick Question b... she's dead

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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how do you boil oil? add b to oil

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