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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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A one legged long jumper missed the world record by one foot.

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Why was the old lady sad? Her husband was raped by an angry gallon of milk.

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So there's this guy, and he's trying to screw in a lightbulb, right? Well, he did it. Hoorah. His wife was proud.

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Wihat's red, green, and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender!!!!!

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You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

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Where do you find a dog? At a pet store.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

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what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

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If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

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So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

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Derp

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

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Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

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What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

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Jordan is pregant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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