a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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why did the stupid boy put his clothes on his valentines? because hes stupid

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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

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What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

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what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

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Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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What comes after 69? Mouthwash

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Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

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