What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

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Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

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whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

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How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

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I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

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Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is very bad looking

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

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I enjoy anal.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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