Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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whats the best thing about polio...death

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Tim's gay.

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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once upon a time jeff peterson was taking a daily walk when he stops and stares at a strange object. it was an assasin with a knife who slaughtered jeff decapitating his head while his family cry's. THE END

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What happened after a Mexican drank 4 shots? He got drunk and died in a car accident.

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What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

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High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

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Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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What's big and white and can't climb trees? A fridge.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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why was little jimmy sad? he had a frog stapled to his mouth why did little jimmy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why did little jimmy fall of the swingset? he didnt have any arms what did little jimmy want for Christmas? parents what did he get for Christmas? cancer knock knock whos there? not jimmy

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Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

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A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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How full could a skeleton's stomach possibly be? Replete with perceptible emptiness.

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Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

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