Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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A Mime travels to Africa for a vacation. He meets a Zebra in his travels and the Zebra says "Hey we both are wearing black and white stripes!" The Mime did not understand the Zebra because he cannot talk his language so he continues on with his vacation.

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how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

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how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

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What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

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Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know.

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A fat man on a moped

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

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