how do you have a great time in a college town you don't

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Knock Knock Who's There Alex, Now open the door, please. Oh Ok.

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The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

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26.5% of Americans are obese.

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what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

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Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

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Penis.

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Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

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A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

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How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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