Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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live babies

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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vaginas are pretty!!!!

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What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

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A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

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she wasn't 18

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I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

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A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

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uhyuyuyhyuuuhuyuhh rice crispies

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

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WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

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Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

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A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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