SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

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What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

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What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

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A girl was walking home from school, she had a pizza box in her hands, her mom was waiting for her in the car to take her to T.G.I.F, and then she dropped the pizza box in the middle of the street. In a frantic attemp to get the box, she run out into the middle of the street and got hit by a semi. Her funeral is tomorrow.

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Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

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whats young and never moved? still born baby

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Why didn't the blonde laugh at my blonde joke? She's dead. She should of laughed at my jokes more.

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

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A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

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