A fat guy eats a twinkie.

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

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A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

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What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*

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have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he....

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1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

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Knock, Knock. Come in!

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If Daniel has 3 concaved man boobs, and Isabelle has 13 homosexual friends, what is the ratio of dolphins to African rapists? Wenis, because Jimmy was raped last night.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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