why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

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There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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How to condom style ayyyyyy sexy horsey how how how how how to condom style

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So a little girl walks into a bar.. and gets kicked out for being underaged.

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How do you get really high at home? You climb a ladder

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Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

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How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

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Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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Why did so many white people vote for obama? They strongly believed in what he had to say, and believed he was the right person to lead our country during its troubled times.

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Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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Why was the boy sad. Because he had been diagnosed with terminal lung cancer and he had been told he has three days to live. That's why.

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Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

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what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

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Connor is homosexuaI

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What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

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so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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