Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

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Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

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My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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this website even though its hilarious.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

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Women

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

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What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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