su algato es en fuego

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There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

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a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

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Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

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What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

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Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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I'm so punny.

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How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

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What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

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why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

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what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

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A traveler gets a flat tire on an old farm road. He goes to the door of the neasrest farm and knocks. The farmer and his beautiful 21 year old daughter answer the door. Traveler: "I'm sorry, but I have a flat. Is there any place I can stay until I get it repaired?" Farmer: "Why yes. Our church sponsors a homeless shelter and rehab center down the road.I can give you a ride there if you like?"

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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