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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In soviet Russia...things are different

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

Two men walked into a bar. The third man ducked.

An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

Today is March 22.

whenever you come out of emma browns bedroom

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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