What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

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What did the mexican get for his brthday? A potatoe

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

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What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

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there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

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What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

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your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

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why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

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Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

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YOLO

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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When you have read this, you've already read it.

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knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

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