What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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This is an anti-anti-joke.

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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mark lawson likes boys

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thumbs up!

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Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

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you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

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What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

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Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

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What did Lebron James say to Brad Pitt? "What's up, Brad?"

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whats worse than the holocost, nothing

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Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

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