the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

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You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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osama bin laden is dead

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

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How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

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A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

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What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

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Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

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A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

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What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

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— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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