If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

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Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

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I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

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Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

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today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

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What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

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Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

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How many pencils does it take to get an A on a test? Actually it takes knowledge.

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Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

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Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

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What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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