What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

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Why is the fat man fat? Because he has an extremly bad metabolism which makes him gain two pounds from eating one cheeseburger

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Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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A king's son's birthday came one day and the king asked what he wanted. "You can have anything in the world son." He would say. The prince answered,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." So for his birthday he got a rollar costar, a new car, a water park, a castle, and of corse some purple ping pong balls. The same answer went out of his mouth for three years. One day the prince was driving in his car, and he got into a terrible car accadent. And while he was in the ER and saying his last words, his father asked,"Son, before you die, i must know, why did you want purple ping pong balls for your all of those birthdays?" And the prince said,"Well I wanted them because-" and then he died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

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Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

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My name is Jeff

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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