What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

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A cat ran into the road...I hit it

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Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

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I won the game.

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

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What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

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old mcdonald had a farm had..... he now lives in the city

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

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How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

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a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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A man was having problems with his computer, so he called customer service. An Indian man, by the name of Muhammad picked up the phone. This came of no surprise to the man, because Muhammad is the most common name in the world. The man soon found and fixed the problem on his computer and hung up.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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