How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

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Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

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What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

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What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

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There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

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Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

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What's the difference between George W Bush and a doorknob? George W Bush is the president of the United States. A doorknob is a mechanical device that securely closes a hinged door, thereby keeping your family safe from danger.

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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