Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

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Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

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Donald Trump.

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What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

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Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

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hey guys check out my cool youtube video at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivQ_bezJjK0

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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i have aids and a chode

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So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

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What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

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Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

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Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

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my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

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Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

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What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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