Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

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What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

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Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

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A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

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Women

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A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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A girl's opinion is respected.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

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what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

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Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

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roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

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A man walks into a bar gets hurt and falls over

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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