What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

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How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

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Roses come in a variety of colors.

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What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

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Where are you going Your house

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how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

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roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

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Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

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So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

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Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

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Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

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Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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