Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Crunchie

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What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

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knock knock a man walks into a bar what do you call a horse with no legs dave who?

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What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

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Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

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Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

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You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

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A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

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a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

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how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

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What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A school bus.

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If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

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How did Alice get revenge on Diane when Diane called her fat? When Alice was pregnant, she stabbed herself in the stomach and blamed it on Diane. Diane was then sent to prison for murder and received a sentence of 25 years. Alice laughed in court, and Diane was forced to commit suicide. Alice then stole Diane's husband, and she lived happily ever after.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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