Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

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did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looked like you landed on your face

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A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

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Dick Chaney

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what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

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A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Ah don’t be sad, Boo’s here to cheer you up!

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What you reading? reading?

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-Knock Knock -Come in!

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What's worse than 100 dead babies stapled to a wall? 100 live babies stapled to the wall!!!

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what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

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A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

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1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

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Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

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Anti Joke

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