What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

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What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

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Beka has AIDS

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I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

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why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

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What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

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your mom

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A man walks into a bar. We see him as he approaches the register wearing a dark hoody. The surveillance camera seen here catches a glimpse of the man's face appearing to be a white male with mustache and beard. As you can see the man opens the register and takes the money before the bartender can get to him. If you have any information about this crime please call crime stoppers at 1-800-GET-HELP. In other news, the DOW JONES reached a record high today as investors in China begin working on keeping the economy from plundering.

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What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? I don't know... That action was so barbarous that it freaked me out, and I was no longer in the vicinity of the area. Since I don't have supersonic hearing, I couldn't pick up anything they were saying...

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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how do jews pay for a $1200 Tv. they play $1000.

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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