Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

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Why was the user KyuremCult's name blacklisted on iFunny? She had been repeatedly banraided by people with no success, but because of the mass reports and the leading to some of her works being deleted, the system decided to blacklist her name from search.

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Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

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What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

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A man with a barbie doll walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says "I bet you $100 that I can turn this barbie doll into a beautiful lady". The bartender laughs and says "Okay." The man takes out a brush and begins brushing the doll's hair. Seconds later the man has a seizure and falls to floor a dies. It turns out he was a drug addict and had a fatal over dose. The bartender never got his $100.

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A French man gets into a fight

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

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What did a boy dying from cancer get for Christmas? The news that his cancer progressed and he would soon die. He underwent a surgery that got rid of the cancer and he was cured. He ran out of the hospital in excitement and got hit by a bus. He recovered slowly, but lived. By this time it was June and his birthday, he returned to school later that year. He got called fat and committed suicide.

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A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

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Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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Anti Joke

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