A black man comes home from work.

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

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There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poetry

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Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

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what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It thought they were playing follow the leader. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the little girl fall off her tricycle? She was hit by three monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

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What did the comedian tell the audience? A well thought out joke that anyone can relate to because that is what the point of a joke is.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? Generally one, but as the situation varies so does the number.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

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What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

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What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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