Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

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I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

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Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

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Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

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What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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Hello

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

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Depends how you look at it, I like some girl, she and that girl gets along, I get along with the two girls, and yeah, I make them fight to the death as I consume the weakest one and make the new one my wife of darkness! Well, actually, threesomes, but NEVAH, NEVAR!! *shakes fist towards the skies* with another man! Now if my waifu wants to have some fun with a girl, I say why not (and then she asks if I want to join always so far), its genetics, you know, each caveman had like 600 wivus and he did not have time to bang them all, now let those genes go trough MAN for a couple of millenia, and he becomes the KING OF DEMONS... ME! Those other scumbags are a whole other story. Oh, and the 600 wivus did either go without sexytime, or you know... I mean you do KNOW that women are like comfortable naked together and yeah...

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In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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i find your gravy quite lumpy.

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Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? She had no arms. Knock ,Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To find some grain.

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Why? Why not?

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A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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