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How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

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what time is it rape time

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Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

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what do fish smoke? sea weed

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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Penis jokes.

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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What comes after 69? Mouthwash

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

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Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

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Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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A black goes to college

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

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