Batman vs Superman the movie spoilers: Batman and Superman argue over how to handle some alien invaders, Batman wants to kill em, Superman believes he can save em. In the end they work together and save everybody. Moral: I hope they change the script, ever noticed how every hero vs hero themed movie/cartoon, ends up with them allying at the end? If ya do not believe me, just wait for the movie to come out.

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

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Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

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Roses are red, Violets are black, Why is your chest, as flat as your back

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

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A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

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roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

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What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

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Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

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Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

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What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

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What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

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