What did the retard say to the other retard? *(incoherent gibberish)*

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I dislike old people.

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What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

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Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

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Q. What's a pirate's favorite type of movie? A. It depends on the individual pirate, although most modern-day pirates are from third world countries like Somalia and so are too poor to be able to watch many movies. Classical pirates like those depicted in Treasure Island or Pirates of the Carribean are, of course, from a period of history before movies had been invented, so couldn't possibly have had a favorite.

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Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

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What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

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penis

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What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

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what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

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What did the man do after he found out his wife died in the Titanic? He cried.

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What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

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wanna hear a joke? women rights. -ZombieUr

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

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A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

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Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

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man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

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What's black and white and red all over it? Not a newspaper because red is not all over it. Answers to this question may vary.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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