-What's a real anti joke? -This.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

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What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

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What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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A blind man walks into a library.

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What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

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Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

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How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

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whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

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Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

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What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

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