Cripples are lame.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? When buying African American Slaves the masters often sought attributes that would be useful for manual labor such as agricultural work. The slaves who met these criteria had more chances to pass on their better, more beneficial genetic info via sexual intercourse with other slaves. Through many generations the most beneficial traits such as fine motor control in the phalanges and overall strength were passed down. This is very similar to Darwin's Theory of Evolution.

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead

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What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

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My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

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Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

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Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

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Q:Way C'nt U reed tHis? A: Because im retarted -ian surprenant

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What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

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A black man owns his own night club. He tells the white man to look out for his night club. The white man bangs his head. The black man says, I told you to look out, you have now bumped into my big club that I take out at night time.

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Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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