- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

A black guy and a mexican guy are falling from a building. Which one hits the ground first? Who cares

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

Why did the chicken cross the road? A chicken doesn't need a motive to cross a road, it just does.

What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

Pickup line: Boy: Hey, do you have a library card? Girl: Yes

So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

What do you call an African American on the moon? An astronaut

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

A man runs over a woman...... Who's fault is it? The man's. He shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.

A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

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