There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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Poop

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What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

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A man ordered tomato and basil, but received tomato with a man. the man's name is Basil!

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rose are red violets should be purple

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shut up iggy

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

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What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

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What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

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what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

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What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

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A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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A man walks into a vagina

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

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What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

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I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

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You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

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there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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