Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

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how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

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What's red, blue & green all over?

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A muslim paints Mohammed

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What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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Woman's Rights

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Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Three jewish men are standing in at a bar. Its getting late and the bartender tells the three men its time to go home. As they walk out to the street, the bartender asks if they will be needing a ride home. Of course these three men had a few drinks, but did not live too far down the road, so they decided to walk. They pass the first mans house and he goes in to see his wife and three kids. They walk past the second mans house and he goes in to see his fiance leaving only one man left. He gets to his house, unlocks the door and goes inside only to find a note on the counter. He gets onto his computor and see that he forgot his wallet at the bar. He goes downstairs and walks out the door only to find himself falling into a giant pit. After falling for a while he starts thinking about his life. Then he remebered that he wasnt jewish.

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What's older than history? Pre-history.

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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