- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

If youre African, why are you white?

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

Two straight men walk into a gay bar and promptly forget why they went to a gay bar when they are both clearly heterosexual.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

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