Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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Q: What's fat and smelly? Q: What's worse than Nikki Manaj? Q: What's the bane of everyone and everything's existence? A: Kim Kardashian

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What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

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Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

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whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

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What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

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A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

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What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

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Do you know what's not right? Left.

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

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A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

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whats small and sexually confused? YOu

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what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

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How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

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What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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