- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

Your mom is so old she died

Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

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