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Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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What's funny about my gay friend? He is a stand-up comedian.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

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An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

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how do you make an idiot laugh? tell him a joke from antijoke

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What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

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Women's rights.

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why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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why couldnt the kid get off the couch when his mom asked him to? he was paralyzed

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Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

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Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

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What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

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why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

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