Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

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Once there was an English man, A Scottish man and an Irsh man. They were all in a scenario where each of them had to undetake a task. The English man and the Scottish man undertook their task without any problems, but the Irish man was confused resulting in a hilarious outcome.

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Whats the difference between a fire hydrant and the color green? They're both green. Except the fire hydrant.

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Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human.

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Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? They both live underground. Apart from the Eagle.

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

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So this guy walks into the doctor's and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor says "Yes, you've shattered both your kneecaps. You'll never walk again."

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

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A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

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Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

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What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

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When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

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Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

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