Communism is very bad........well........look at China's economy

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What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

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Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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lick my ballsack.... ok

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You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

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What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

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What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

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A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

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A guy is playing cod

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What's 9 +10 19

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

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What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

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whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

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What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

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I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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