Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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What happened to the Jew with a boner that ran into a wall? He broke his nose.

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

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I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

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A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

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