What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

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"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Paige

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock Knock, Who's There The Chicken

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? AIDS

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Wow, so it is true, you are here the entire fucking time aren't you bitch? You and all "six billion of your followers of the dark", listen asshead, one thing is people asking ME when I FUCKING SIGN BOOKS (which does not happen all that FUCKING OFTEN!) Why I lead a fucking cult of sorts. Another one is having your goons stab me in the FUCKING EYE, and going "Oh I am like so sorry, please let me be the gayest I can be" People assaulting me because I use the "Moralman identity" IT IS MINE! My real FUCKING NAME IS NERO! I DON'T GO AROUND STEALING NOBODY`S SHIT!

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What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

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What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

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