Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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Kim Kardashian.

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Womens rights.

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what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

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A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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Heat oven to 375°. Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins). In bowl, mix butter until creamy. ... Add eggs one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt. With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat. Fold in blueberries.

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Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

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What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

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What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

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What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

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Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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