Who wants $300? Me too.

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why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

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Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

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What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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A man walks into a bar, He is a severe alcoholic and is slowly drowning himself in booze. The man exits the bar after several hours of heavy drinking and walks home. He enters his home to discover a man in bed with his wife. After the first ten seconds of paralyzing rage, he grabs a .44 Magnum and brutally murders his wife and her bed mate. The man realizes he has woken up his two month old, and after thinking of the horrible act he has committed, he promptly raises the pistol to his temple and pulls the trigger. Oh, I almost forgot, the man was schizophrenic and has never been married.

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

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Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

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a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

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what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

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how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

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what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

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