whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

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Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

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Justin

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Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

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Now this is a story all about how, my life got flipped, turned upside down. Now I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, and I'll tell you how I lost my job at the tire plant, and how, being out of work and unable to find a new job, I was unable to pay my mortgage. The bank repossessed my house, my wife left me and took custody of the kids, and I ended up having to sell all my remaining possessions and move to a new city in order to try and find employment.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. It depends how high the light is.

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fuck you you punkass piece of shit I hope you burn in my uncle's titties and ass rape yourself while screaming "make it stop!'. Then, I hope that you take a titanic needle and shove it up your lower kidney until it tears open and all your bodily fluids spill out into an ocean of shit. Also, I have 73 balls with a ballsack for each ball. So, I have 73 ballsacks.

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When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

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Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

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YO FACE

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

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Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

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Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

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Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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