- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

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What's worse then the Boston bombing? The Texas bombing, considering Texas is a much bigger region then Boston.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

Catholicism.

whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

A fat guy, well over 300 lbs, goes to KFC and orders a big bucket of chicken. He gets his bucket of chicken and goes to sit down on a table to eat his chicken. A man walks up to him and asks him "are you going to share any of that chicken?" The man says "no."

Roses are red, violets are blue Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

Compton

Why are Jewish men curcumsized? Because Jewish women wont put their hands on anything that's not 20% off

what's worse than getting an unwarranted parking ticket? Serving a life sentence for killing the meter man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Chuck Norris.

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