A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

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WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

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How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

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how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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Knock, knock Who's there? Man Man who? The man who is knocking. Now open the door Carl!

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

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What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

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Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

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Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

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Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

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A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

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Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

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Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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There were three men named manner, poop, and shut up. they all were mad fun of in middle school and ended up hating their parents for giving them such retarded names.

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold climate. I guess this was just a waste of time.

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