why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold climate. I guess this was just a waste of time.

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Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

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What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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A guy walks into a grocery store. He asks a lady where the potatoes are. She says on isle 5 He goes to isle 5, but there are no potatoes.

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*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

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Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

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NASCAR

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A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

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Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

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What do a bucket and a women have in common? Before 1928 neither had the right to vote. The bucket still can't.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

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What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

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Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

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