A ginger was with his friends

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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Roses are red.

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Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

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Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

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What's worse than dying? Living in Africa

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The Earth is a nice place to live.

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What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

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what did John do to make the cold weather a little less irritating? well, being a homeless man, John did..... nothing.

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What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

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Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

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What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

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yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

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Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

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What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

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Michael walked into a bar, The rest of the bar initially erupted with laughter until the his carer made everybody aware that Michael suffered from brittle bones and that he had actually fractured his hip after colliding with the bar. People then understood the gravity situation as the bartender immediately dialled the emergency services. Michael managed to recover physically from the accident but to this day he is still scarred from the laughter aimed at him the night of his accident and is too afraid to return to the bar again in fear of being mocked despite the misunderstanding of the situation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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