Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

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Q: What's worst than the Holocaust? A: 6 million Jews

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

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What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

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What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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Q: What did the littl boy with cancer get for christmas? A: Nothing, he didnt make it that far.

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

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What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

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A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

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Q: What do you call a successful black person? A: A fictional character.

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How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

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