An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

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Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

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What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

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Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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Once there was a girl named Andrea

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

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How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

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What did the student say to the teacher, after being assigned homework? This isn't my best subject, can I stay after class for tutoring?

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Dinosaur!

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What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

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Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

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What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

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whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

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WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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