what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. *gasp* what a weird dream.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

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Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

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Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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An Englishman, an American and a Frenchman are standing on the side of a cliff. The Englishman jumps off the cliff. The American also jumps off the cliff. He is followed by the Frenchman. Suicide and depression are major problems in today's world regardless of nationality.

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Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

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I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

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Your friend is so gay that he came out of the closet and was accepted warmly by his friends and family for who he is a human being.

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Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

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