yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

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Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

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whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

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Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

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When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

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TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

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Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

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A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

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Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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Women's rights...

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what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

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The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

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Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

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Anti Joke

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