jokes r dumb

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A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

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What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

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If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

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What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

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wanna hear a joke? women rights. -ZombieUr

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your mom is so stupid she got raped

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Q: What does a blond do with a box of crayons? A: Paints a picture

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Your mother is so old that she is dead.

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knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

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What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

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Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

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