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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

What's the difference between a guy who sees the glass half empty and a guy who sees the glass half full? The first guy is happier because his tables tip more than the second guy's.

What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

Why does Reid always have a blank stare on his face? Because he is constantly searching for the answer as to why his sister was raped, stabbed, and burned alive all right in front of his face.

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

what do u get when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant a genetically disformed animal comes out who dies shortly after

A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

Why was johny late to school? He died

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

Why are Pine trees green? Because light reflects at different wavelengths, and the chlorophyll, found in chloroplasts, being abundant in the needles of pine trees, Reflect the correct wavelength for green.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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