Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

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What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

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What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

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im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

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Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

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What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

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Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

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What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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Hellen keller

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

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A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

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Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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