Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Women.

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sky silverstein

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

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Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

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Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

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I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

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What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

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Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

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How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

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Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

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Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ _________________________________________ That's a road. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot that made this joke, me. And what did the idiot do? He ate it with barley. There was food poisoning. Where did the idiot's vomit go? In yo poo.

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

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star wars kid

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Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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