Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

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Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

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Q. Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman? A. Cause you have to hollow out it's head! A blonde walked into a doctor's office with two burnt ears. The doctor asked her, "What happened to your ear?" The blonde replied, "I was ironing and the phone rang, so instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and put it to my ear. Still not satisfied, the doctor asked, "Well, what happened to the other ear?" "The sucker called again!"

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

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How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

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Once upon a time, a handsome prince met a beautiful princess. They both fell in love with each other. They then got married and lived happily ever after.

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What's worse than having the name Riley Bathurst? being shot in the head by a black guy.

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Why was the gay guy sad?

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

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What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

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Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

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An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

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What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

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Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

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Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

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Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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