in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens live on farms.

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

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What did little Sally say to the clown after the party? 'For someone who specializes in entertaining children of a young age, I am slightly underwhelmed at the degree of humor my friends and I have derived from your jokes today.'

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Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

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your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

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What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

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Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

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This is my joke. funny

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

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In 1284, while the town of Hamelin was suffering from a rat infestation, a man dressed in pied clothing appeared, claiming to be a rat-catcher. He loyally promised the townsmen a solution for their problem with the rats. The townsmen in appreciation and glad to get rid of the infestation promised to pay him for the removal of the rats, they were looking forward to being left in peace. The man pleased with their decision accepted, and played a mystical musical pipe to lure the rats with a joyous song into the Weser River, where all but one drowned. Despite his renowned success, the people reneged on their promise and refused to pay the rat-catcher the full amount of money. The man left the town angry and upset the people had betrayed his kindness, he did however vow to return some time later, seeking revenge. On Saint John and Paul's day while the inhabitants were happily sat in church, he played his pipe yet again, dressed in green, like a hunter, this time attracting the young and joyful children of Hamelin. One hundred and thirty boys and girls followed him out of the town, skipping in song as they went, where they were lured into a cave. The events that followed are now known as the 1284 mass child massacrer, in which all 130 children were raped and savagely tortured and killed one by one, each viscously taped and recorded for the pipe pipers satisfaction, where a copy of each tape was sent to their corresponding parents, this was before their bodies turned up dangling from a tree and the bottom of the village, all 130 of them unrecognisable from decomposition and mutilation the pipe piper had inflicted.

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Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

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Why didn't Valerie go on over to Amy's house? Because she's dead.

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Anti Joke

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