An Asian man fails a math test

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Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

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Q:What does a black guy say when you steal his fried chicken right in front of him? A:"please restrain from taking food that does not belong to you. If you had kindly asked i would have kindly given you some, and right in front of me too! In all my life I've never seen such rudeness and i grew up in the Bronx."

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

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Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

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Sea World Japan.

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Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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Q: What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn? A: Farm tools

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What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

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your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

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What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

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A man knocks on a wooden door. A woman says who is it?

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what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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