What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

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adam shagged katie lololol

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White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

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What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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Twinkle Twinkle little wh**e close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Wh**e youre cheeper then the dollar store

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

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Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

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What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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Why is Pawn Stars the best show on the History Channel? Because Pawn Stars is the only show on the History Channel.

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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What word is ten letters long and starts with gas? Gastronomy.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one.

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Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

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What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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