Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

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roses ar red vilots ar blue i have hiv

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

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How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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What did the African say when he had diarrhea? "I wish I had access to clean water and basic amenities."

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A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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Waseem is not a funny guy!

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What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

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How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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