Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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Why did the man sit down? Because he was tired of standing up.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

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Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

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American Idol

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she died of diabeties and we all mourn her loss.

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

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why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

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What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

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Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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