My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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a Jew had a small nose

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-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! *David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease*

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

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Why was a black man running in the street with my wallet in his hand? Because he saw me dropping it and was trying to reach me to give it back.

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I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

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What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

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for keeps?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

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Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

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Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

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What's worse than getting stabbed? Getting stabbed twice. What's worse than getting stabbed twice? Getting stabbed three times. What's worse than gettin..... Why does it matter?!?!?! U should be dead by then!

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What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

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Your mom is so fat, that when she went to the doctor, the doctor told her she had Type II Diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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