What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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you just read an anti-joke

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An Englishmen, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar, and ordered a beer. They later went home and slept. They woke up the next morning with a slight hangover.

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What do u call an anorexic with a yeast infection? -a quarter pounder with cheese. (not really anti-joke, im a girl and thought this was funny lol)

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A worm slowly crawled through the ground, only to be eaten by an incoming bird.

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Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

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Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

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What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

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getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

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Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

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A: Knock knock! B: Come in.

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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your social life.

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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What time is it? 12:03 AM

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbuluDBHpfQ

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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