Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

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teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

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A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

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wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

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A: Knock knock! B: Come in.

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When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

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What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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A Fairly ghetto African-American male and a Korean Merchant pass each other on the streets of L.A. two weeks after the Rodney King riots, what happens? The merchant nods his head to say hello to the African-American and the African-American male does the same and they both live out sucessful lives. By the way the African-American just got accepted to Harvard on a scholarship program.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

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Dwarf Shortage

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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Why do dyslexic people stink at typing? c k j a h s d i u p q h g n z v m n k b e r t y o f This is why...

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What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

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Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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Patrick is gay

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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