How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

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Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

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Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

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A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

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your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

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Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

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Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

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What happens when the hydro goes out for 1 second? 1 minute? 1 hour? 1 day? 1 month? 1 year? -1.8 people die. 105 people die. 6,306 people die. 151,338 people die. 4,603,198 people die. 55,238,376 people die. Aw shit, then you have to take account for how many people die of starvation :\, and the ones who froze to death, and the ones who died from heat stroke, And the ones who died of Alzheimers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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