Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

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What's 9+10? 19

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How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

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Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

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Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

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How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

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Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

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Want to hear a joke? Me too.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

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Andrew's a bald wankstain.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven has an extra penis.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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A rabbi walks into a bar, in traditional Jewish garb. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Sorry, you'll have to leave". The Jewish gentleman says "Why, don't you serve Jews in here?". The bartender replies "Of course we do, but we just found asbestos in the walls and we're closing for remodeling." The rabbi politely apologizes for making misplaced assumptions about the bartender's place of business.

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Q: Why are Dino-Nuggets so good? A: Because they are nuggets in the shape of dinosaurs.

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Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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