You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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How did Eric Clapton's son fall to his death? He crawled out the window.

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

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Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

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You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

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One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

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roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

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whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

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Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

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My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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