In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Lil' Wayne

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

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If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

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How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

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Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

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u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

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How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

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Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

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who is mark

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Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

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What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

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Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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