PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? I don't know... That action was so barbarous that it freaked me out, and I was no longer in the vicinity of the area. Since I don't have supersonic hearing, I couldn't pick up anything they were saying...

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Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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Why does Shaun's dad beat him? Because Shaun is an asshole.

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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1. Go to the WRITE YOUR OWN! section on this website. 2. Check the box on "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service." 3. The Submit button should become available for clicking. 4. Now uncheck the box. 5. Thumbs up if the Submit button is still available. -BG_Shank_A

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

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What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

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What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

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Isn't it funny that we think it's totally normal for females to not have penises but for literally EVERY OTHER group of people, it's weird and not ok double standard?

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A guy is playing cod

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

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Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

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