Justin Bieber

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

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yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Evolutionarily destined to be eaten by a predator such as a wolf or coyote, barring haing a defense mechanism that allows it to fend off such attacks.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

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Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

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Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea. That would depend on what time you are reading this. As i have no control over this, I am unable to inform you of China's current time. Perhaps you should look into a watch, world clock, or some other device capable of telling the time. That is not the Purpose of this website. However, there are numerous other places for this. God luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can, and only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

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What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

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So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

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A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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Sometimes, people ask me, "Do you always have to be so obnoxious?" And to that I reply, "I don't always, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis." Stay thirsty, my friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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