Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

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What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

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what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

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The weels on the bus go...flat

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why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

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how did the ant die? i stepped on it

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What is long hard and woody? A tree.

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what did the plane say to the trade center on 9/11 boom

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A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

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"Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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