Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

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What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

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Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the KFC man was chasing him.

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

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Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

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whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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make me a sandwich!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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Listen, I cannot as much as I would like, to take the full responsibility for every decision my former followers might decide to make of their own, we are no religion nor do we follow any kind of doctrines, we encourage freedom but also respect for our fellow human beings, all of them regardless of race or affiliation. But you let me know whoever has as much as looked at you the wrong way, and I will make sure they no longer find themselves welcome within my order, nor anywhere else if their actions merit the firm hands of justice.

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

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Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

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What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

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What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

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Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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