What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

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Call me Mr. Flinstone, for that is my surname.

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How do you make a baby float? Take your foot of its head.

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When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

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this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

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Q: How many black people came KFC on June 31st? A: None because June 31st doesn't exist.

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What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

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On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

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What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

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What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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Anti Joke

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