What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

This is a joke only for males: Walk into any semi busy public restroom. Stand at the urinal for about 30 seconds to a minute acting as though you cannot find your penis. Make sure you have the attention of at least 2 other urinators and then exclaim quite loudly "I can't find it!" then walk out.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

learn. advance!

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

thumb_up thumb_down

your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

thumb_up thumb_down -9

How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

thumb_up thumb_down -9

a man walks out of a gas station and sees an indian with his ear to the road. He walks up to him and the indian says "truck... ford truck... large man in front with flannel shirt and trucker cap... german sheperd in passenger seat... licence plate 4563u6." Amazed the other man says " wow, you can tell all of that just by listening to the road?" The indian says "no thats a the truck that ran over me five minuites ago"

thumb_up thumb_down -1

I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

thumb_up thumb_down +21

This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

thumb_up thumb_down

What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops