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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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