a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

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Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet,

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No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

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What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

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Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

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The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

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What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

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So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

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Where do you find a dog? At a pet store.

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whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

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There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

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why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

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