what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

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why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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where wally? wallys a myth.

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

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If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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Whats funnier than 24, 69

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YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

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What's black and white and red all over? Colors

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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