What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

A guy walks into a doctor's office and says: "Doctor! Doctor! You gotta help me! One day I'm a teepee, and the next day I'm a wigwam, and then the next day I'm a teepee, and then the next day I'm a wigwam again. The doctor says: Sir, we've been over this 100 times! You have stage 4 pancreatic cancer...

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

Knock Kock Who's there Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley is a fictional character in the novel To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee. Don't cry.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have condoms, But we didn't use them with you. You were DP'd, Now you have STD.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

What is the difference between finding a dead black man on the street or a dead dog? There are tire marks in front of the dog.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

What's a skeleton's favorite type of music? Nothing. Skeletons are just the decomposed remains of a being that was once living.

Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

A baby seal walks into a club.

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why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

This night was a stormy one, alot was destroyed, but the spirit of Little Jonny Harrison lived on with a shining light so strong it could blind some. Jonny lived in Ristoville, a village atop a hill. Citizens of Ristoville were frightened for their lives, all but Jonny. He was bullied from a young age of 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest, full-time. Fear shined in the eyes of the normal residents, whilst, in Jonny's heart, there glowed a glow of pure hope and confidence, Jonny Harrison, was going into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? He pondered this, and ultimately came to the conclusion that there will be nothing worse out there than Uncle Clive's "Magical Basement of Happiness". Jonny sat his mother down, looked her in the eye and whispered farewell. He wished his father the best wishes possible. Finally, Rosie Harrison, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who had been addicted to Crystal Meth for about 25 years now and been through 13 interventions and countless failed suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonathon's speech, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her fragile little ears as Jonny walked away. He took with him a couple cartons of Ribena and his lucky medal and took his first step outside. He took out a carton of Ribena, strongly crumpled it up, slightly spraying fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and shouted, "Nothing will stop me!". Jonny died shortly after of AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 5 years in a high security prison for child molestation and consistant child abuse and paedophillia. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

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