what did the black man do for his family? nothing

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a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

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My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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What's up? A direction...

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

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How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

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How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

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Meanwhile in Josh and Dannys apartment....(Danny: I'm finally gonna play amnesia! Josh: You'll die Danny: No I won't Josh: Fine tell me when your done Danny: Ok Josh: Cya 3 Hours later Danny has been stuck in a part. Of the game because he was scared to leave that spot. He builds up the courage to leave there. He sees the monster screams Josh hears runs in the room his character died in the game as Danny has a violent seizure and dies. Josh mourns the death of his friend for years.

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yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

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What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

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