Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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People, so yeah Nero7 is alive, but for the first time in history this site is crashing because too many are posting questions here, so I will try answering some for you, the name is Joker2 and I am one of the administrators at point zero. Nero7 is alive and, according to himself well, but physically he can barely walk and stutters in pain, and yes we are six million followers in total. Otherwise his condition is stable, and no, he is not dying in six years (because) that is also part of the coding you will need to access our site (it might have sounded a bit too dramatic in order for some of you to understand its part of the code) Do not post questions or comments regarding our activity on any other section, we do not want that kind of attention, so stop it or we will have to cut you off, Nero can and will answer questions, but please one at the time, its clogging this crappy server, besides Nero can only answer one person at the time as far as I am aware off.

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Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

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What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

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Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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Do you know what my favorite rhetorical question is?

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

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Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

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Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

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What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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