Why are hurricanes named after women? I don't know I was asking you

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Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

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Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

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http://www.youtube.com/user/SWkangaroo

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Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

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Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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A Woman Left The Kitchen. Then Was Promptly Ordered To Go Back.

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

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whats purple and savage? Barney!

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

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Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

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why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

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A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

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all these jokes suck ass

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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