Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

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Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

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What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

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You should read the Terms of Service.

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adam shagged katie lololol

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What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

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Double-whammy

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

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Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Having a refrigerator fall on you

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

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-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

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theres a fat guy

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What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

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A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

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I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

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why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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