What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

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Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

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Q: whats worse than a Muslim? A: a Jew

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

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What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

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I have aids

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What's up? Up Adverb: Toward the sky or a higher position. Preposition: From a lower to a higher point on (something); upward along: "I climbed up a flight of steps". Adjective: Directed or moving toward a higher place or position: "the up escalator". Noun: A period of good fortune. Verb: Do something abruptly or boldly: "she upped and left him". Synonyms: adverb. upward - upwards - aloft - above - upstairs - overhead preposition. on - upon - over - along - with adjective. rising noun. ascent - rise - upgrade verb. raise - enhance - increase - lift - rise

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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Anything involving women..

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An Asian with a big dick.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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