Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

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rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

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How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

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Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

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So a black man hails a taxi...

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Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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Whats the difference between a ham sandwich and a dead baby sandwich? I don't stomp on my ham sadnwiches with cleats before I eat them.

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What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

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what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

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roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

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"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

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Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

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Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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