Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

2 women were sitting quietly.

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

A kid walked in to a bar, grabbed a napkin, and left

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

A baby seal walks into a club.

How can you tell if a substance is an acid or a base just by looking at it? You can't. pH or Litmus paper would be necessary in order to determine whether a substance is an acid or a base.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

What is big and white, not the moon CC

Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

Jimmy Saville

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

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