An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

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A guy was beet by his wife.

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Why did the spoon say hi to the fork? To initiate a conversation.

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Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

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Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

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i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

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What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

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dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

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What do you call a black man that sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

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what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

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Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

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What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

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Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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