What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

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womens rights

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What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

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Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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Why didn't the Alzheimers patient put on her shoes? She didn't leave the elderly home that day, thus taking away the need to put on shoes.

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Person One: Three bears are eating tacos, seventeen bears are making margaritas, how many bears are going to the supermarket to get overly prices expired two percent milk? Person Two: ...Who gives a shit!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!!? Person One: No! That is incorrect!..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................its 16

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Do you love me? No.

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

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Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

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What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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Robin, get in the car!

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Whats 1+1? The answer!

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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y do churches have kneelers?, cuz it puts less stain on ur knees

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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