Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

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What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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Q. What did the man say when he beat his video game? A. "I beat my video game." Q. What did the man say after his favorite sports team missed the playoffs? A. "My favorite sports team missed the playoffs." Q. What did the man say when a murderer was in his house? A. Nothing. He was dead.

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Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

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A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

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whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

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I jacked off over a blind girl the other day, she never saw me coming

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What's worse than tieing a baby to a moving fan? Stopping it with a shovel

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What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

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Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

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What is the science of classifying living things? Racism...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

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Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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