What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

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How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

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knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

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Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

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What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

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Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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A blonde girl is lying dead on the floor with a potato peeler in her hand, what killed her? Substance abuse and loneliness.

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Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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Oliver O'Farkle walks into a blue room carrying a bag of oranges and Swanson J. Doople walks into the same room in a parallel universe carrying a ballpeen hammer. How much collective space do the two women occupy and will they be able to make the 4pm train to Terre Haute? No, because the train is running late so transportation efficiency on the day in question proves impossible.

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

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Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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