What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

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What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

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What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

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Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

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Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

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Why did the portuguese fisherman take out a $20,000 loan with a reknown loan shark at exorbitant interest rates? He needed to buy a kidney on the black market for his drug addicted daughter who had also destroyed his credit score meaning he coudln't get a loan from the usual credit facilities such as banks and credit unions.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

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PEANIS!

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Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

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What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

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Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

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Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

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im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

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A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

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Anti Joke

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