How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

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If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

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How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

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Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

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Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

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What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

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How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

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Twinkle Twinkle little wh**e close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Wh**e youre cheeper then the dollar store

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

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PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

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why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

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Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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