Gay marriage is freaking gay.

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

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Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

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okay.....

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

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What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

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what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

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Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

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Come in

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

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What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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What is orange and annoying? A purple potato.

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why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

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Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

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