Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

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What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

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What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

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What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

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A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarterback ever (this isn't a joke only a true statement)(this is a remake of a previous joke)

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What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

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what do you call a mixbreed of a bull dog and a shitzu? a sharpei

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

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Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

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What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

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Teen pregnancy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

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Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

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What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

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Knock Knock Who's there

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