where's waldo? in a picture book.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

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A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

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why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

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Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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What did the picture say to the man? Don't frame me

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How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

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a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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A seal walks into a club.

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

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How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

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Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

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So i was thinking of going to japan for spring break. I've heard they have some awesome swells.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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