knock knock who's there? your destiny

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

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Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

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3 jews sits in a car. Who drives? Not Hitler.

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Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

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A dog walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender goes to get him a drink, but then realizes how ridiculous this is and wakes up from his dream. He rolls over to tell his wife about it, but she ignores him. He begins to cry silently, realizing his marriage is in shambles.

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why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

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A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

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What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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Knock Knock! Come in!

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

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1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

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What does a man like. food.

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Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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www.xnxx.com

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why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

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Why did the man with no legs go into the shoe store?

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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