Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

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one day i went on a swing, somone pushed me and i fell broke my leg,cracked three ribs, cut my lip, fractured my toe and died of internal bleeding to my brain.

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How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

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whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

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How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

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A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

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GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

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Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

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Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

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shut up kobe!

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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Nickleback.

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A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

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Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

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Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

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roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

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What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

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What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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How do you call a black man? By his first name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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