So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

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What's green and has wheels? a green car.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Domestic violence is a crime. She should leave her abusive partner and seek help.

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

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Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

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What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

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Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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Knock Knock Whos there? I dunno I didnt answer the door

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i have cancer

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Anti Joke

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