Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

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Women.

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How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

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Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

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What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

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What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common ? They are sports , except the Holocaust .

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

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A black teenager drives an Escalade His father is a prominent lawyer and his mother is a neuroscientist.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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