suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

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Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

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Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

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Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

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what has 2 eyes but can't see... an asian

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What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

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What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

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What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

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i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

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what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

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Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

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If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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