- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

What number is funnier than 23? 24.

What's red and has wheels? A red car

Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

what did the therapist say to the other therapist? were both therapists.

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