What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

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why is cancer a big thing because its bad

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Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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I won the game.

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

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Why did the man fall down? He got shot

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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A horse walks into a bar, realizes that he shouldnt be here so he walks out.

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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Dusters blow stuff.

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

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What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

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Why doesnt Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesnt float.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

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Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

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Anti Joke

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