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So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete jumped out, who was left? Pete, the boat blew up and instantly killed repeat

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

i said wut wut in the butt!

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

save me from the nothing ive become

What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

19th amendment

Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

What's better than sex? Nothing

knock knock no ones home

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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