Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

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how many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 283,000,322,249,390

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Knock Knock! Come in..

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pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

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there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

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Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

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What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

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How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

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Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

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What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

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Why did the black man buy 3 boxes of condoms? Because he practices safe sex and they were on sale.

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What do you call 99 lawyers in a car going off a cliff with no driver and another lawyer running in the other direction? A dick move.

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Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

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lol

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Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

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