What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

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The man was driving down the road at an opropriat speed and got t-boned. The women in the other car got out and tried to help the man but the man was already out of the car and call 911

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Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

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Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

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what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

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Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

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Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

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Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

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Yo momma's so poor, that when she went to the soup kitchen, she got food.

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Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

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How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

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I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

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what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

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Womens basketball

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

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Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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A blond and a brunette fall off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Neither. They hit the ground at the exact same time due to the laws of physics

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