If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

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Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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A Rock accidentally fed a giraffe his fetuses conceived by a box of glue from Jewish Heritage that was made from marker sharpeners that fed paper to elephants while strumming a box of tissues to wipe up the mess from a box of chocolates Forest Gump feeds on your soul while a rock accidentally feeds a giraffe.

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Why is the light always red? Because the city has been in an economic depression and does not have the money to fix the traffic light's.

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whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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This joke is the worst joke ever.

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Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

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You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

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Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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your life

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yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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