Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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Your mom.

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

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MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

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Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

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yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

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why did the man die? Because he was robbing a bank and police used lethal weapons By- the duck

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What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

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why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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