Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

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what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

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a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

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What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

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Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

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Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

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what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

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Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

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NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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A gay man watches football.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

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Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

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What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

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What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

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How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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