An man walks to a bra

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A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

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Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

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A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

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If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

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Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

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why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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Why cant your mom breathe She chockin on my D**K

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A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

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how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

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What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

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