Guess what? what. You guessed it!!

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Q: What did the teen mom put her newborn daughter up for? A: Adoption

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza One is an ethnicity derived from Africa and One is an Italian dish that is well'ly known in all four corners of the world.

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When you wish upon a star... ... you're actually a few million years late, according to astronomy. The star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing. Hitler died many years ago now and he was in no position of power during Bin Laden's reign of terror due to the fact that he was already dead. Therefore it is impossible that they could have had any sort of conversation. But now Bin Laden is dead as well. HIGH FIVE!!!!!!!

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Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

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you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

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Who eats chicken noodle soup? Anybody who enjoys chicken noodle soup.

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What do u call a black polar bear? A black bear

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Guy 1: Ever heard of Ethiopian food? Guy 2: No habla espanol... Guy 1: Oh....

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What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? "Men, get on the ship."

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor!

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so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

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What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

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How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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