It is so hard to write an antijoke.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

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You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

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what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

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What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

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A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

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Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

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Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

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Sticks and stones may break my bones.

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Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

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How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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A Jew walks into Macy's

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why does the man appear fat he is

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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