You're so ugly, When you look in the mirror it displays you're reflection because that is what mirrors do

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What was the worst part about the Holocaust? -When it ended

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Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

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What do you call a snake with no arms? Normal. What do you call an amphibian with no arms? A caecilian. What do you call a girl with no arms? A poor, poor soul that is unfortunate enough to have had an amputation when young. Now, she can't go in public without being stared at. She can't catch herself when she trips. She can't ride a bike, bake cookies for her family, or be a NASA astronaut like she always dreamed. She is the normal ASDF Movie character.

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A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 was having illicit sexual relationships with 9, of which 6 knew about, but was afraid to inform his wife, 8, who 7 stepped over to get to 9.

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Jokes are funny.

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What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

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What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

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What's a cow's fovorite vacation spot? Farmyard animals do not receive vacations, they have long hours, no pay, and get eaten upon death.

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How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen? Five.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

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What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

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What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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