- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

Indeed.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

The Charlotte bobcats.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

what did the woman say when her husband punched her? nothing. she was physically abused for 35 years before she killed herself

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

Faithful men.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

read me write me

Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to perform non-voluntary sexual acts against him.

Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

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