Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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How did the little boy fall off his bycicle? Prior to this incident, a psychopathetic killer murdered his family. Therefore, to escape the killer, the boy got onto his bycicle in hopes of manuvering away from the threat. Since it was nighttime he did not notice the fault in the asphalt.( No ryhme intendid.) From flipping over his handlebars, he fell unconcious. Upon the killer spotting the boy, he sliced his head off and left the scene to not be spotted by police.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a desert island together. They eventually succumb to dehydration and heat exhaustion. They lasted five days.

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

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Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

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A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

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You can't choose your family, so choose someone else's.

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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Win industrial estate, Newry

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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you know what hurts.... PAIN

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What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

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what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

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A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

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