What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

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.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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why did the ginger have no friends? he was wearing skechers

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whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

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So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

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You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

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Why did the chicken cross the roard? There were no cars in the immediate vacinity and the chicken therefore came to a logical conclusion that it was a rational theorem on which crossing the road could be based.

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Rebecca Black's career.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

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What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

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Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

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Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

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The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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