why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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I am just not using any mentalism nor any of those techniques anymore that is all, is it alright if I call you now?

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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tims sty:)

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Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

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what has 9 legs, 4 feet and is orange? nothing.

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What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

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