Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree?" "Because it was dead?" "No. Becaus it was stapled to the squirrel.

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why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

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And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

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Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

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Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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Poverty.

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Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

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11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

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Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

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My Texting Convos: "Heyy!" "Hi!" "Watz up?" "nm hbu?" "Same here!" "Koolio!(: So wrud?" "Nothing. Just texting you!" "Yea! Same! I'm so bored! And tired!" "Ikr!" "Yupp!" *No one answers. When this is what you really want: "I love you soooo much!" "Awwwwh!<3 I loe you too!" "Do you wanna go out?(;" "YES!!(:" "ily<3" "iyl2<3" *convo goes on forever(: Moral: Purple tomatoes are books of yellow buttons on hands(;

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What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

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What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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