A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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Oh s***

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

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Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

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Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

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If your falling up a ladder and your canoe runs out of gas, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog houes? A. George Washington B. India C. Blue Answer: False

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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I agree

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What's worse than falling off your bike? Getting hit by a truck.

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What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

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Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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