YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

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What looks like half an apple? The other half.

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Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

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steves legs

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Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

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how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

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One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

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NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

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Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

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Well this is pointless.....

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

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Women's rights.

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What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

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"...."-Hellen Keller

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Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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Twelve people are in a plane. One of them says: "Man, we really are not so many in this plane" Another one replies: "It's because it's a 12 seats plane." Another says: "Do 12 seats planes even exist?" Another one answers: "Of course they do." Another person says: "Guys, are we even flying?" Someone says: "I don't know" Another says: "Yes, we're flying, look out the window." Another says: "I have cancer." Someone reacts: "Oh, I'm really sorry for you" Another: "Yes, me too" Someone adds: "It's really terrible" Another says: "Has science made any progress recently?" The plane crashes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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