Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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How come Hellen keller is blind and deaf? Cause she is a women.

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A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

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what did the plane say to the trade center on 9/11 boom

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Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

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How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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Gus's mom

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Time to get a watch

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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What did the man give his wife for her anniversary? Nothing. The man is a raging alcoholic and forget her anniversary due to his high alcoholic intake during the past few weeks. Even if he did remember he most likely didn't care after seeing his wife cheat on him with another woman putting his marriage into shambles.

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Why are black people afraid of white people? Over two hundred years of oppression.

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What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

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If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

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What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

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What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

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Anti Joke

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