- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

why did the computer crash? it didn't

Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

What did death say to life? Go die

What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

So, this guy walks into the doctor's and says: "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor says: "Yes, you've shattered both your kneecaps. You'll never walk again."

How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

So a Nazi walks into a bar full of jews, he ordered a drink and mumbled slures to himself.

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

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