why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

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Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

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Choir.

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What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

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What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

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Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

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Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

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Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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