you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

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Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

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what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't give you time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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Boy: Knock Knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: It's me, John. Girl: Oh, come in!

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aodhan hearty

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

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I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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