what looks like a banana? a penis

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sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

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Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

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What's wrong with woman Everything

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

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My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

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A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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Why did Sally have a bad vacation? Sally was shot at by a sniper.

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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