Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

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What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

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Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

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An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

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You should periodically review the most up-to-date version of the Terms of Service. Oh you.

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There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

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How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

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That moment when you try and finger your girlfriend and there no hole......and you start questioning your sexuality

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Could not care less if he is jealous, too busy living it up, anyways thanks for notifying me, and guys, I know I could call up the office and tell you all that you wont get paid if you remain reading my comments, I might not be leading by example today, but I suggest you get back to work, as for the case whose name we do not reveal here, my part is done, yes I know, you can find it under cabinet C in my office, the thick file with the color pictures (the only one with color pictures) And that is why I am taking a break, now please get back to work, as I said I could just call down at every damn office room, but that would be unfair for those that are not on horsecrap network. Thanks people, keep the flag flying. Nero your overlord Fuck formalities, im not at work today.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? I dont know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

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what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

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Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

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what's white and sticky semen

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A man walks up to an attractive woman and asks "Is it hot in here, or is it just you?" The woman replies "No, it's hot in here. It is a record breaking 114 degrees outside, which means everybody is using their air conditioner. Due to the large amount of energy air condioners require, the power has gone out in this building and the air conditioner is not functional. The tempurature in the building is 103 degrees and three children are in the emergency room because of heat stroke."

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a mus lim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the mus lim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the mus lim that he's keeping company with a swine, and the mus lim feels offense for the poor horse.

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You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

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Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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