A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

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Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

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Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

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We are as to jokes as atheists are to religion.

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Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

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What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

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Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

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Your mom.

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The bears will win the Super Bowl

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

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Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

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Knock knock. Its open.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

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Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

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One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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