in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

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what's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? They both live underground. Apart from the Eagle.

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Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

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This stuff on espn about Jason Collins is very gay

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Why did the baby fall off the swing? It had no arms or legs. Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in the face.

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nba live 13

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

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Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

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What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

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In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

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the cast of the jersey shore

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whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

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Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

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What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

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Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

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Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

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