What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

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A white man on his way to happens to sit next to a black man the following conversation involves a democrat and a repuplican arguing about obama's current presidentcy and the wallstreet journal the two do not agree on both sujects and part ways...the white man is later brutally murdered in his own house infront of white and children in an unrelated incident. We should all help to stop violence in our local nieghborhoods.

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what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

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Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

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How many dead children can you fit in a garbage can? Give me a knife and i will find out

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

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Two scientists are working in a lab. The first one asks, "Do you want some sodium?" The second one pours acid into the first one's eyes.

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What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

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That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

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[INSERT ANTIJOKE HERE]

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Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

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What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

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Error 37.

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Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

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Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

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Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

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Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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