A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

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Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

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I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

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eden stop

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

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What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

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Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

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What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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A bus crashes and everybody dies.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

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It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all starts back in 1765. Sir clucks the 3rd, was the finest most brave chicken there was. No other chickens could even compare. Well you see Sir clucks, with all of his riches and wealth, was one of the most popular chickens of his time. Everyone knew of his vast fortunes. Unfortunately for sir clucks his fortune caused him great misfortunes. You see the dastardly Honey badger brothers heard of the Great Sir clucks and thought to themselves "Why does sir clucks get all the fame and fortune." With that being said the Three brothers came up with one of the most evil plans. They found sir clucks, walking through an alleyway in SHITBUTT city. They surrounded Sir clucks and beat him to the brink of death. They then threw a bag over his head and threw him in their windowless rape van. They then sped off in the night, taking sir clucks to their hideout out in the Dastardly Dry Desert. Not many days passed before the citizens of SHITBUTT city realized that their Most beloved Sir clucks had gone missing. Day,weeks months passed by, but to no avail. Finally, in the 4th month of sir clucks absence, the honey badger brothers sent mayor Monkeyman a ransom note explaining how they want 1 million in clean bills. Little did they know Sir clucks had been coming up with a plan of his own, as the days passed. Nightfall came and Sir clucks set his plan in motion. He had been working on getting his bindings loose and tonight was the night he would escape. "I don't feel so well" says sir clucks to one of the honey badger brothers that was on guard that night. "ehhh what seems to be the problem?" he opens sirclucks cage, not knowing he is a 7th level Black belt. BAM SMACK BONG and with that sir clucks moved quicker than a jack rabbit and ran out into the chill desert night. After hours of running and his feet bloody to the bone he came to a road. You know what happened next? He crossed that SHIT and lived happily ever after And that my amigos is the Factual true story of Sir clucks the 3rd.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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