Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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I like poop in my butt

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, There are so many different endings to this, it makes me just wanna Shoot Myself!

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What do you call a fish that isn't moving? Dead.

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A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

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Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

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What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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The lion swallowed his pride.

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I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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ADAM FANTUZZI SUCKS KIRANS BALL SACK

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why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

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What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

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Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

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a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

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okay so three men are in a plane ( this is the type of plane you can open the windows) so the stewardess goes up to the first man he asks for a gun she agrees but hes gotta throw it out the window he confused but he does it anyways the stewardess goes to the second man he asks for a beer she agrees but he has to throw it out the window hes confused but he does it anyways the stewardess walks up the the third man he asks for a pack of C4 she agrees but hes gotta throw it out the window without hesitation he gets it and throws it out the window. so they land and the first man sees a women crieing i was walking down the street and got hit in the head by a gun and arested for being armed the second man sees a hobo cheering loudly hes says he was sleeping in the ally and it started raining budlight the third man shes a women hysterically laughing she says i was going to work and spilled my coffe then my house blew up!

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

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