a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

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Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

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So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

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What's black and hangs from a tree in my yard? A tire, and it also happens to be a swing.

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A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

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I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

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Your Mother is so kind that when I see her I say hello and ask her how she has been

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Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his wife and kids.

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why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick.

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A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

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what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

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a man is stranded on a deserted island with no food, water or clothing and he comes upon a magical genie lamp, a genie pops out and tells him that he has three wishes, the man asks for food,water, and clothing, the genie says "of course" the man was elated but then the genie says " but i'm afraid to tell you that genies don't exist and your hallucinating from your harsh living conditions...i'm sorry" the man lived two more weeks before dying slowly...

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What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

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I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

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women's rights, lol

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What happens when a right turn is finally made in NASCAR? The driver has successfully changed his tires and has been refueled, now he is pulling out of pit lane.

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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Get it? More.

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What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

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