1.....2.....3.....boom you died

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No.

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Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

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It's like they always say, you get what you pay for. Unless your a woman, then you get what other men pay for.

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

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A bear walks into a bar..... The bartender asks " what do you want?" , he gets killed by the bear because he started talking to it Made by eli

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

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wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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