Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

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An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

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A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

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How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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Win and Beau have no friends

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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Once there was a frog. My parents died.

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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