Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

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The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

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who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

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Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

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Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

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What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

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What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

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Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

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What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

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SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

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How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

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So there are 5 people on a plane the president, a movie star, and man who is on the verge of making world peace, the smartest man in the world, and the pope the piolt has a heart atack at and the plane will crash soon there are only 4 parachutes. So the first is Obama and he saysI won a Nobel piece prize and I run American see ya later and he takes the parachute next Steven hawking says sory pope Im taking this because I don't believe in God and black holes are cool so he takes the parachute and jumps out. Next Charlie Sheen says I need to entertain people and keep the drug dealers in business so he. Takes the parachute and jumps out. Then Francis turns to the hippie and says if you achive world peace it may help eliminate some poverty so you take the last paratute and jump out then the hippie says in return no its OK Steven Hawking took my back back. When they land they decide to serch for Steven's body and they find nothing. You see Steven Hawking had taken his own paratute with him and took the Hippies backpack to sell it and make some money

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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Today is jessica's birthday and she is turnig 6 She walks in the living room to tell her dad its her birthday. Jessica"Dad, Dad guess how old i am today!" Dad "How old?" Jessica"6 dad im am 6". she walks into the kitchen to tell her Grandad Jessica" papa papa guess how old i am today" Grandad"Well for me to know this you would have to take of your panties" as he tells her she did as she was told. her grandad fingers her and smells her panties. He tells her "You are 6 today" Jessica"How did you know" Grandad"I listen as you told your dad in the dinning room".

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Fuzzy Whuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Whuzzy has no hair. Fuzzy Whuzzy has Cancer.

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