What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

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A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

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yeah..

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Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? God God who.....wait REALLY? No Dave, this is a hallucination, and your peeing right now.

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How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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why didnt the mouse go for the cheese on the mouse trap it is proven that mice dont actually really like cheese all that much.

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What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

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W.N.B.A.

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Skinny people fart less.

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

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A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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