- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

What did the little boy get for Christmas? A pair of broken sunglasses, because his parents didn't care about him, and because he lived in Hawaii where it is very hot in December. Plus the kid's blind. By Nikhil Sridhar of Taikoo Shing, Hong Kong.

What number comes after 29? 30.

There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

Whats the difference between black and white. Nothing they're both colors.

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

At least I dont have AIDS.

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

What happens when you cross a Kangaroo with an Elephant? A genetically unstable animal that dies shortly after birth.

Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

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