why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

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can you touch your toes? no

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God lets 3 people from hell come into heaven every year on chisrtmas based on how bad their last day on earth was. Its chistmas and god is standing a the gate of heaven and the first person comes up and god says, "Tell me what happend to you on your last day on earth" and the man says, " i thought my wife was cheating on me so i went to my apartment to check on her and i saw a man on the deck so pushed him off but i didnt know it was my brother. he caught onto the railing so i smashed his fingers with a sledge hammer and he fell 200 ft. Sadly he landed on a bush and survived and so i took the refridguator and through it on him but right after i did i had a heart atack" Then god lets him in to heaven. Then he has the next person come up and god asks him the same question. the man replies, " i was at my brotheres house when some crazy guy pushes me off the my brothers deck but luckily my fingers get caught onthe railing, Then the crazy guy takes a hammer and hits my fingers and i fall but land on a bush. Then the man throughs a refridguator and i get killed." God chuckles and lets him into heaven. The next person comes up and says," picture this, naked in a refridguator." excpaination: the man in tthe refriduator was cheating with the 1st mans wife.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

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I am a nigger.

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knock knock whos there the game _______I LOST THE GAME_______

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

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What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

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Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

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Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

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This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

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Honk if you're Amish!

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What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

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Q: What's the difference between Catholism and Judiasm? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

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