- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

i just got pulled over by a cop. he asked me if i had been drinking, i said no. he asked me to step out of my car so he could look inside i looked nervous, and had no other choice to step out. he knew there was something in there he looked in and saw it THE REFRIDGERATOR

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what are you mike bibby?

The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

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what do trees like to drink? r o o t b e a r

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean????? What Nothing they just waved ???? Oh Do you sea what I did there ???? No I'm shore you did ???? By Erin

wael.. nuff said

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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