get in the car.

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Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

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What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

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Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

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Priority parking for hybrid cars

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What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

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batman farted so hes retarded

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

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why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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Mark Wilson

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Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

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You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

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John: Knock Knock! Bill: Who's there John: John Bill: Oh hey John, come in

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

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Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

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Anti Joke

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