what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

What has 4 legs and goes "meow." A cat. Dang! You already heard it.

What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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