why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

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Dont you guys just hate it when someone puts a stupid joke on anti-joke?

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Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

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An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

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why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

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Get off my porch.

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How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

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What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

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One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

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So a guy is on his way to work and he nearly gets hit by a bus. He sticks his middle finger up at the bus driver but a couple seconds later he realized that it was the same bus he was supposed to get on so he apologized to the bus driver and got on the bus. He was 15 minutes late for the 420th time this week so he was fired from his job and went back home. On his way home he was not allowed on the bus because he left his oyster card somewhere so he had to walk home. 69 minutes later he arrives home to his wife and kids. What did the man say to his wife when he got back home? "Hi."

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What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

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knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

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What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

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Womens rights

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What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

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"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

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What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

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A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

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Rebecca Black.

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