How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

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A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

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If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

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how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

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Kefka > Sephiroth

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

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Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

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How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

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Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

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If God gives you lemons you find a new God

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knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

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Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

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Anti Joke

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