There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

The WNBA.

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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