- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

Guess what I did to the clown I hit it with an axe

Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

a horse nibbled a baby

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

Knock Knock Who's there? silence Silence Who?

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