There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

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A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

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How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

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Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

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Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

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So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

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How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

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Ancient Greeks rights

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