- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

What do fish and shoe laces have in common? nothing.

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

A white man, hispanic man, and a black man walk into a bar together. They order cokes.

Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

What happens when you try to rescue a cat from a tree? It jumps on your face, falls down, and dies.

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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