A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

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A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

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Video Games

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My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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Did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off, how is he? Well you see, the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off...He's dead. I..um..he's straight up dead. I'm sorry, I don't know what to tell ya.

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Whats better than finding a hot girl in your room? nothing

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

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What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

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How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

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How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

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what's funnier than Norm Mcdonald? EVERY THING

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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