Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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I am quite mature.

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Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender

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What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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Tim's gay.

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Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

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A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

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What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

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YOLO You only like Oreos

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Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

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What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

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What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

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Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

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What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

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A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

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Why did a little boy have a black eye? Because his father is very abusive to him and his sister. They are beaten every dad after the father comes home drunk from the bar because his wife also the kids mother died in a car acciedent 1 month before this. Child abuse is not funny and neither is a dead mother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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