she wasn't 18

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why did the man die when he saw the light? It was a strobe light and he died from an epileptic seizure

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hi. thats what she said.

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What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

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What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

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What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

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You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

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how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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What do you call a black person riding a bicycle? A black person riding a bicycle.

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Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

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Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

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What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

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What is white black and Chinese A panda

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Theres this guy that got pulled over and the guy in the car said: I have AIDS the cop said: Oh, really when did you get them? I don't have AIDS

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This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

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Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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