Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

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Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

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You think I'm pretty without any makeup boy..... Let's bang.

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

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What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

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You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

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whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

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Fucked thinking zero out of sub level -1 I hate Black Mexican Jews Born in China! But that does not make me a racist! I insist I am not a racist, there exists only two of them and they are both assholes... ...Or is that racist? :S NeroMetal: The ONLY Moralman aka the most pointless man in history not the "leader of Neronist whatever fuck I raped and killed that Faqq0t murderer, no fucking "Church Of Nero" There is no code embedded here... ...Or is that racist?:S

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

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