Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

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a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

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What happened when the turtle rolled over on his back? It proceeded to die because it couldnt find a way to roll over. An African tribe then decided to make the recently decised turtle into a delicious soup that lasted him and his family three days.

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How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

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roses are red, violets are blue.

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What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

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women's rights

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

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Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

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This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

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What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

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Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

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What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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