Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

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Why does Santa Clause not have children? Because he only "comes" once a year

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Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

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Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

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Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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It's long!

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What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I was hoping you could tell me–why else would I ask you a question?

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

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why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

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Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

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Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

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Poop!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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