What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

kieran is a homosexual

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

drew edminstin is a rat

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

like if your cool

0 + 0 = 0

Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

i just wrote this so hard

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

the bible

24

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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