If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Seeing as this situation is logically impossible considering that Adolf Hitler died in the year 1945 and Osama bin Laden was born in the year 1957, I would be in a room with just a black guy and two bullets. Then I would proceed not to shoot the black guy on the fact that I enjoy the talking and learning about cultural diversities between the black and white races.

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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A horse walks into a bar. He was blind.

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

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A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

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Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

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Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

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YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No? Neither has he!

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Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

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Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

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What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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