Meow.

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Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

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When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

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Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

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Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

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What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

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Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? While I can never be entirely sure, I would assume that there was something on the other side which has peaked its interest.

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

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What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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