What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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Why did the father smash his sons head into the dentist's building? Because he had a locker in his mouth. Also, equestrian.

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Elizabeth Warren

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What kind of condoms do cows use? None.

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

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What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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Jokes=Funny Anti=Opposite Anti+Joke=Anti Joke Anti Joke= Anti Humour Anti Humour + People= Offensive Jokes Offensive Jokes= Often jokes about women Offensive Jokes=Problems Women=Problems

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

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Why are old people such terrible drivers? As we age, our eyesight slowly deteriorates and our reflexes become slower. So, in order to be cautious, the elderly avoid high speed chases and such to maintain their and others safety. Or they could have alzheimers and not realize they are in a moving vehicle at all, it's really a tossup

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how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

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What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

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Anti Joke

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