GO CHARLIE TO CANDY MOUNTAIN. Charlie is a unicorn and unicorns are not real they are mythological creatures. They do not breath becuase they where never alive unless you do drugs(mr craig) that is the only way to see them. And drugs leed to lose of money, loss of money = broke.Broke = no home. No home= death. So who believes in unicorns??

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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The person below me is weird.

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Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

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What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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The 80's

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

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why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

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Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

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"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

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What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

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Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

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whats red, white, and blue? idk go ask the president

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