What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

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I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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what's funnier than Norm Mcdonald? EVERY THING

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

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What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

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Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

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What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a knife? Stabbed.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

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Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

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