what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

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What do you call 20 Investment Bankers buried to their necks in sand? A team building exercise at the beach sponsored by an Investment Bank.

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I once did something.

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Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

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What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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If a man without hands is called a handicap, what do you call a man without legs? A handicap.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

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I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

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Knock knock Who's there? Your friend Jim Oh hello Jim, please come in it is very nice to see you this fine evening.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, it's really nice.

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whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

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Wolfjob.

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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who eats pencils asians

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How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

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What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

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What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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