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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

Whats worse than a blonde jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car, and orphaning two little girls who are beat in the orphanage and become homeless and unimportant and consequently jumping off bridges themselves?

A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients.

who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

Heskey time.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

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