- Anti Joke

What do you call a black man hanging from a tree? Breakfast

A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

whats dead and gone your nanas cat

Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

Get off my porch.

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

In the land of cheerios, there are three social classes. The bottom class consists of the regular cheerios, the middle class consists of the honey nut cheerios, and the top class consists of the frosted cheerios. One day, Mr. Cheerio was disappointed with his life in the bottom social class. He thought to himself, "Gosh, I bet life would be much better if I were a honey nut cheerio!" So he goes to the mighty cheerio king and says "Oh great cheerio king, what must i do for thee that thou might make me a honey nut cheerio?" The great cheerio king then says to him "I shall make thee a honey nut cheerio if thou wilt go to all the neighboring lands and bring me back 100 different kinds of vegetables!". Mr. Cheerio accepts the quest and travels for many months and years through all of the neighboring lands and finally collects the vegetables. He returns to the cheerio king and he honors the bargain my making him a honey nut cheerio. Mr. Cheerio is very happy with his new life. Due to his higher rank in society, he is able to find a wonderful job, marry a wonderful woman and have a few wonderful kids. One day, Mr. Cheerio thinks to himself, "I wonder what my life would be like if my family and I were all frosted cheerios. I could provide more for my family, and we would have a much fancier way of life!". He returns to the cheerio king and says "Oh great cheerio king, what must I do for thee that thou might make my family and I frosted cheerios?". The king then states "I will make thee frosted cheerios if thou wilt go to all the neighboring lands and bring me back 100 different kinds of fruits." Mr. Cheerio accepts this new quest. He departs from his family and travels for many months and years through all the neighboring lands until he finds all the fruits he needs. He returns to the cheerio king and he honors the deal by making Mr. Cheerio's family frosted cheerios. The life of the frosted cheerios is incredible. It is everything that the Cheerio family could have ever wanted. There are new opportunities around every corner. One day, a friend of Mr. Cheerio invites him to a dinner party that all of the frosted cheerios will be attending. Mr. Cheerio and his wife are talking to their friends at the party, when Mrs. Cheerio says to Mr. Cheerio, "Hey, honey, I'm getting a little thirsty. Could you go get me some punch?". Mr. Cheerio finds a very long line and stands in it. Once he gets to the front, however, he discovers that it is the line for steak, not punch. He repeats this process with half a dozen other lines, but he cannot find the line for punch. He returns to his wife and says, "Honey, there's something wrong with this joke. There's no punch line."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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