Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

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whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

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knock knock. whos there? ............... stupid kids

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Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

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Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

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what do you call a mexican baptism? a bean dip

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A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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LOL May Wong

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How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

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(read this aloud): A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. Him and the giraffe order multiple shots and get hammered. The giraffe on the other hand can't hold his liquor so well, and ends up passing out on the floor of the bar. The man decides to leave him there and take off. On his way out, the bartender yells, "Hey, you can't just leave that lyin' there!" and the man says, "It's not a lion, it's a giraffe!"

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? He had his legs amputated. He'll never ride his bike again.

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Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

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Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

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I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

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A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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How do you end a sentence

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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