Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

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I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

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Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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Why can't Tom go horse back riding? He is paralized from the neck down

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

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Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar. A: Ouch

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Q:Why did the black man break into the KFC? A: Due to being recently fired from his job, he is not earning any income. The lack of money to support his family of 5 drove him to such a desperate state that he found breaking into restaurant the only way to provide for his loved ones.

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How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

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What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

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Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

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What's as red as a Lobster? A Lobster

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I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

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What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

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What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

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I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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Abstract thinking part one of... One: What kind of idiot tries to run trough a wall, rather than to just use the door? The "Idiot" is in a cell whose walls are made of thin wood plates, the door is made of steel and locked. How I cured my own damn anxiety five hundred of one: Now this is real see? I got stressed, damn it was like something that was not me but my body scared as shit began fearing for its life right my arms shaking like fuck sweat and all that crapa? So I got pissed got in front of the mirror, stared at myself and shouted "GODDAMN BODY YOU THINKS YOU CAN CONTROL ME? IF YOU DO NOT STOP BEING SO FUCKING AFRAID OF DEATH! THEN I WILL KILL YOU MYSELF!" So yeah unconventional indeed, but it worked for five times, and I never had to use it anymore. Moral: My own body and every fucking cell of it, is not the only one that fears me more than death.

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