The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

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Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

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Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

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If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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Honk if you're Amish!

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what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

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Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

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A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

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What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

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Why did the Old man die? He died of old age.

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How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's an obscure number you've probably never heard of.

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

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What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

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How do you know when you're on a Jewish golf course? The players don't yell 'FORE' they yell '$3.99!' @Obsequiously

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What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

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A blind man walks past a fish market, pauses, takes in a big sniff, and says, "Good morning ladies!" to the women walking by wearing too much perfume.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

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There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

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