if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

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Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

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911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

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Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

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You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

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Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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what makes margaritas good. illegal immagrants in the basement.

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Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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