A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

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A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

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Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

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Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

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wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

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Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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