- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

Why did the girl put on make-up and perfume? Because she was ugly and smelled bad.

Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

What is the best way break up with your significant other without hurting their feelings? It is better to get it over with quickly and decisively. Gunshot to the head should do the trick.

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

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