why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

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Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

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A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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Hey how is your wife and my kids

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're white. Or pink. Or yellow. There are roses of many colors.

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What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

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A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

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Bill: Hey Scott, do you have the time? John: My name is John, you must have mistaken me for someone else. Bill: Oh. I apologize for the inconvenience. John: No problem. By the way, the time is 3:34. Bill: I don't actually need the time, me and Scott just have this inside joke of me asking the time when we both very well know that he refuses to wear a wristwatch. John: Alright

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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