What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and lasagna? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

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Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

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Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

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Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

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A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

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1)Where do you find a turtle with no legs? 2)Where? 1)Where you left it. 1)... Knock Knock... 2)Who's there? 1)...Not the turtle...

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

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Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

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The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

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How high is a Chinaman

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Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

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What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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