How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

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a man about 65 years old is tired with his life. he begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. whil on his way to commit suicide, he comes across a man with a magicul offer. the magical man is offering to grant him the power to fly. although, the magical man wants something in return. the 65 year old man, says to himself, "i have nothing to lose". so he gives the magical man all his money and possesions he has with him. with a flick of his wrist, the magical man says, "ok, you have now been granted the power to fly". the 65 year old man, overjoyed of how he has the ability to fly runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. too bad the magical man was really male prostitute broke out of money and tricked the 65 year old man into beleiving that he had magical powers to grant him the power to fly. the 65 yeard old man died from impact and the male prostitute walked away with a wallet full of money.

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

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What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

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Why are these jokes so funny? I don't know?

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A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Why did the chicken cross the street? He wanted to make breakfast

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So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

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what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

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Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

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What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

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How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

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it's funny because it's funny

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???????????? WTF?

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q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

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Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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Anti Joke

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