A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What did the hungry man do? He ate.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

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how did the man die he didnt

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Black, det er geita, banke driten ut av Anders, han griner, dreper ikke, vil du ha telefonen eller? Jeg kommer med den litt senere, skal bare tørke blodet først pønsha han hardt i tryne blør ifra knyttnevene, skal jeg knekke bena på han eller noe? Geita. Ps Pen fitte har du flere bilder av a elle? Hvilket rom?

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

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Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

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When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

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a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

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kill yourself....with a cigarette

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

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A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

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What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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I'm hungry.

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Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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Why did Debby drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus.

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roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

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