what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

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whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

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I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

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so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

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It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

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why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

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Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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I can Nazi

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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Why cant your mom breathe She chockin on my D**K

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

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What's black and blue and red all over? Due to the infinite nature of the universe many items both natural and manufactured could be described in this manner.

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Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

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