If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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stephen hawking walks into a bar...

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You have now entered Automatic Breathing Mode

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Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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A man walked into a bar owch

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

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What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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Grace Ackerson

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

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gingers

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Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

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why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

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What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

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A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

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One time I walked into a fat kid..

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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