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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm from the Department of Child Services, i'm here to take your children.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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