You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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Q: what are very funny A: Jokes

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Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

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What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

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Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Which hockey player has scored the monst goals of all time? He-Shoot-Si Scores

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Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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