Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

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How are you? Yes

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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the WNBA

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Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

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Why are these jokes so funny? I don't know?

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Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

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How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

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Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

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What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

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what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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