Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

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i lost the game

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What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

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how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

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Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

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I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

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How do you keep an italian from talking? You duct tape his mouth.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

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A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

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When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

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i like pie.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

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My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Shrubs are red, Trees are red, Holy shit my garden's on fire!

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What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

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whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

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What do you call a blonde on anti-joke? Fairly paranoid because of the typical blonde stereotype.

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An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

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a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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