Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

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What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

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Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

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epic win?

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Where did Officer Blackman find the missing child? A shallow grave.

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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Drunk irish man

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Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

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What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

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Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

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What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

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What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

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What do a blueberry and a raspberry have in common? They are both commonly used in parfaits.

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If frogs weren't alive, there wouldn't be any frogs left on earth.

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What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

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What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

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Doctor, my husband tells me he doesn't like my figure .... That's irrelevant now, you've contracted a rare blood disease and will be dead within a month.

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