- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A chicken walks into a barn.

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

Why did the Chinese man cross the road? To get to the Chinese restaurant.

What was the leg less and armless mans favorite type of music? Nubstep

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

What does a kangaroo and a zucchini have in common? Neither one can ride a bike.

Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

there once was a black man who played basketball

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

involved parents.

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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