I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

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How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

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The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

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And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

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What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue S*** is brown and so are you

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What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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In Soviet Russia..... the exact same thing happens, stupid.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

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what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

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Whats green and smells like ass? My ass. I lied about the green..

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

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what did batman day to robin? get in the car robin.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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