Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

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Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

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What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

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What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

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What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

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Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

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A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

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What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

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Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

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There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

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Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

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I always like to pack a second pair of pants, because if there's one thing my mother ever said to me it was 'please, I'm begging you - don't put me in a home.'

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

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Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

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whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion getting raped by 2 giant scorpions

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Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

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How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

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knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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