What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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That's what SHE said!

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

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Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

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Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

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Sophie Cameron is Gay

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What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

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WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

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The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

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why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

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What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

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