Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

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doctor: hey u ready to get home person: yea doctor: that sucks cause u have cancer

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A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

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What did the therapist say to the other therapist? We are both therapists

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Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A frog in a blender

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A blonde dies Lololol

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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A black guy walked into a convenience store. He then found what he wanted, and paid with his credit card.

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So a Hispanic, African-American, Jewish, and Asian man were walking down the street. They were involved in a parade that celebrated racial equality.

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if i could change the alphabet, i wouldn't its perfectly fine the way it is.

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Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

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What's black, then white, then dead all over? Michael Jackson

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What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

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knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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