Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

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Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

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nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

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what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

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What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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Why was the man sad His got raped

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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Your mamas so fat, that any level of physical exercise is strenuous, but also mentally challenging, as she feels that there is a negative astigmatism attached to sweaty, red-faced overweight individuals trying to burn those pounds. This in turn makes her ashamed of the gastronomically decadent life she once lived, and so she doesn't have the confidence to try and reverse the damage she did during those insecure teenage years, instead comforting herself with the sugary, fatty bane of her life. She therefore lives in a vicious circle, angry at herself and the society that won't accept her. But remaining incredibly, repulsively fat.

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a blond girl walks into a bar

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A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

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Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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On her day off, a fully clothed stripper walks into a bar she's never been to before. The regulars turn their heads to see who has just walked in, then turn back to their own conversations.

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Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? When buying African American Slaves the masters often sought attributes that would be useful for manual labor such as agricultural work. The slaves who met these criteria had more chances to pass on their better, more beneficial genetic info via sexual intercourse with other slaves. Through many generations the most beneficial traits such as fine motor control in the phalanges and overall strength were passed down. This is very similar to Darwin's Theory of Evolution.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Yo Mama is so poor, she can barely keep a steady income and cannot support her family of 10 even with support of food stamps and wel fair and will probably die soon due to diabetees because she wasted her food stamps on food that is bad for the average persons diet and due to a lack of exercise. I am worried about her she seems very depressed due to her wight and fatality outlooks and you should probably direct her to your local clinic to make sure she is OK and try to help her with her weight mangment problems. I am scarred for you and your family and I wanted to make sure you are ok and are doing well in education and are on track for a very bright future probably going to a universety which you will pay for with student loans from a bank in the local area. I am extremely worried so are you OK with all of those things I said before and if you are not I can help you get onto the right track and your mom can have a happier longeer life filled with fun happinnes wisdom life and other things like peace and forgivness for all people should get that it is part of our natural human rights and we deserve such things I speak of. Are you ok and does your life apply to thing things I have said in the past couple of motivational minuites. ''get the fu^k off porch''

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How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

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Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

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hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

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