While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have cancer."

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What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

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This is a joke...that your supposed to laugh at.

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kill yourself

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Your Mom is so fat... Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

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Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

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Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

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How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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your so fat. your fat!

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batman farted so hes retarded

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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