Blonde: Hey, what does "Idk" mean? Blonde's friend: "I don't know" Blonde: Thank you for telling me, that has been bothering me for quite some time now.

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cancer

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q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

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A woman comes at the doctor.

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Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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POLITE NOTICE: Management Committee here. Please refrain from posting any anti-jokes which are not offensive to protected groups.

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Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

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Q: Why did the duck eat some grass? A: because we are so careless that we caused global causing the entire pond to shrink to a size where it cannot raise a family and the fish could not prosper so the duck could not eat what it had forcing it do consume an inedible substence causing it to die because is not a natural part of a ducks diet

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

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What did the man say to g**guy we are both g**

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Womans baksetball...

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What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? You've already seen this joke at least SIXTY TIMES on this website, so you already know.

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Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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