when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

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What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

What did the man do when he dropped his bar of soap. He picked it up

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How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

Whats worse than a fly in your soup? The Holocaust.

I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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