Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

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Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

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I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

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Why is this site so stupid? It's no, its the best site ever

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a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

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What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

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why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

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What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

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Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

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While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

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What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

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A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

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How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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ur dug has tits <3 from Alec Bamford xxxxxxxx<3<3<3xxxxxx QAHS 4life

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knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

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What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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Anti Joke

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