What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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A child walks into a classroom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

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Helena: Can u get me a pencil? Me: Sure. Me: Mr. Brandmeyer can u give me a pencil? Mr. Brandmeyer: Why? Me: I don't know. That's what Helena said.

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

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Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

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why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

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My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

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A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

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A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

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Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

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Anti Joke

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