How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What is invisible and smells like carrots? Invisible carrots.

thumb_up thumb_down +1,086

What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What starts with an N, ends with R, and you arent supposed to say? Never

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

A man walks into a bar, furious that his son had been knocked down by a car and was now in hospital with a fractured leg and concussion. Another man, who sits on a stool at the end of the bar, is playing with his drink and wondering if his wife had made a chicken curry, since she said she would for tonight's dinner.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

what should you say when your mates nan is in hospital with a broken leg??? ha ha my nan can stand up shes just genetically better

thumb_up thumb_down -28

knock knock go away!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +13

http://attachments.conceptart.org/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=351301&stc=1&d=1208673890

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

thumb_up thumb_down +33

3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Are you a tree

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops