Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

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You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

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Women"s Rights

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A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

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A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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DAAAAAAAAMN! I AM BEHIND THE SQUARE WHEEL AGAIN! AND THAT SHIT IS POINTY! PRETENDING TO CARE IS SUCH A HASSLE! Anyway, I hope you know I was joking (otherwise you would totally be,not as smart as I thought) but yeah lets see, I am the fourth most pointless MAN, after "The square wheel", "My wife" (:)) I guess some guy just married the wrong wife huh?) And the the fucking wheel is a billion times more manly than Justin Bible or whatever you called that... Thing, and that wheel is made from a female tree! What? HAVE THE LAST COMMENT? I DO NOT GET HAVE! I GET TAKE BY FORCE! Well as far as comments and go, and sex of course.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

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Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. Bars serve people of all religions.

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

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Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

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Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

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Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

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A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

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What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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