MC donald the duck loves Justin's Balls. And Daniel Ma loves fried chicken boiled with rice \Cupcake

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How come Tommy isn't allowed to sing anymore? Because he has a punctured artery, collapsed lung, fractured ribcage, and a failed organ...

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What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

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Once upon a time there was a boy standing up. Then he sat down.

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great height she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

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tim has no humor

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Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

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I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

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While driving at night, a man accidently runs down a young child. Devastated, he runs out of the car and begins to break down. He screams up at the sky "Why God? Why?". And God says nothing, because he's not real.

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What's the difference between a male dog and a female? One is a bitch. There are numerous other differences.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Sigh... You know life, you start all optimistic and "I am going to be wealthy mommy and stuff" Then you know, life turns not quite out like you planned it, and, well, you wish you had made some other choices you know what I mean... Your grades where not that good, that girl you really loved did not like you back, you know what I mean right? ...Well I don't, how is it like?

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want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

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Penis.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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What did one barstool say to the other? Nothing, inanimate objects cannot talk.

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

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Anti Joke

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