Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

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taking out the trash... at night

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What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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Your mom is so ugly that she was mercilessly bullied throughout high school which led to severe depression and low self-esteem, however she went to college, got a career, found a man who loved her for who she is, not how she looks, and raised a family happily ever after.

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Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

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You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

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Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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hi will

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what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

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What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

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How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

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"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

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Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

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How do you kill a blonde? Well there are many ways, but all of which are wrong because murder is illegal.

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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lol a man is drowning

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The only thing worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke is finding a REAL joke on Anti-Joke

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Doctor, Doctor. I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your problems. You've got AIDS.

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