Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

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whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

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Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

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Gay's rights

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Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

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Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

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One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

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What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

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a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

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how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

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Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" *Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.*

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

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Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

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A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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