A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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What is short and yellow? Most Asians

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

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What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

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what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

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A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

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What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

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what did the cat say to the monkey meow then he got hit by a car

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So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

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Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

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John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

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What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

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Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

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i like boobs haha ha hahaha

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