- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

Stephen Hawking

Knock, knock. Door opened.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

I have a knock knock joke. You start.

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

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