What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead

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A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

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why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

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Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

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How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

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what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

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women's rights.

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A man walks into a bar and says he has a talking dog. He is then taken to a mental hospital and diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

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Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

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Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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