Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

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your mama so fat she should go see a doctor.

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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stinky boner

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Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

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Wombat monkey juice.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

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A man decides to commit suicide and jumps from the highest building in New York, he dies instantly on impact... the day was septermber 11th 2001, either way it was the end for the man

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What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Interrupting Pessimist. Interrupting Pessi- Slavery.

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Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

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Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

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Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

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Anti Joke

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