Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

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A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

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You don't need to know a girls period schedule. Just look in the garbage.

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im watching you..

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Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

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Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

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DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

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Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

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What did the policeman say to the black thief? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do may be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to consult an attorney before speaking to the police and to have an attorney present during questioning now or in the future. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you before any questioning, if you wish. If you decide to answer any questions now, without an attorney present, you will still have the right to stop answering at any time until you talk to an attorney. Knowing and understanding your rights as I have explained them to you, are you willing to answer my questions without an attorney present.

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Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone What doesn't kill you is a bad attempt on your life.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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