What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

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a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

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What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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What's black and blue and red all over? Due to the infinite nature of the universe many items both natural and manufactured could be described in this manner.

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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Chuck Norris is dead......

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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Why did the all the fish in the lake die? A pesticide bioaccumulated through the food chain.

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

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Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

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why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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