How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? None, you don't have to be jewish to change a light bulb

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Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

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What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

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Wanna hear an inside joke? Cancer.

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How do you make a baby float? Take your foot of its head.

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What did the retard say to the other retard? *(incoherent gibberish)*

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What's the difference between Rob Schnieder and Jelly Beans? Someone besides Adam Sandler likes Jelly Beans.

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a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

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what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

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guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

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I need to start studying.

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How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

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Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

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Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

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Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

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Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

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whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

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josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

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We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

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your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

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Anti Joke

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