Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

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Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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Yo mamma is so old that she died.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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joe diragi makes paul look straight

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the your face joke

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Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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Jesus walks int a hotel and places a handful of nails on the counter in front of the innkeeper. He is immediately turned away as the innkeeper understandably does not accept nails as currency.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

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whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

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Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

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A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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