Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

Do you love me? No.

What is worse than finding 4 worms in your apple 3 holocausts the 4th worm would be dead after 3 holocausts

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

What did the racist black man say to the white man? Nothing they both died in a car accident.

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

go go gadget

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

whats worse than being mentally challenged? losing your arms and legs and finding out that you have cancer

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

A: Knock knock! B: Come in.

A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

an athiest walks into a church

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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