What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

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Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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What do Ethiopians do for dinner? Starve.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?!?

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3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

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Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

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Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

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what is 6 + 8 a math equation

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Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

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life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

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I was bitter, nonetheleast because you and I became friends, while someone working for you (at that time it might just as well had been you) was conducting a lot of illegal activities. I kept thinking, why does the guy call himself "the wizard", its the most used name... Why? Because it is the most used name, good luck finding "THE WIZARD" among internet nerds, but then again, if you search for the most famous one, you find "THE MAN", Not only did you tell me at first that you where Nero. Which I can prove you are not, but you know, one side of me was your friend, the other knew I would have to get rid of you no matter the cost, if you kept your activities. SImply put: When I enjoyed our time together, I pushed you away with stupid humor, small insults and etc, mostly in order to protect myself from getting to close with a potential threat for well, security, lets keep it at that.

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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