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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

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The chicken hesitated to cross the road. It pondered endlessly on the ramifications of not crossing the road, the future jokes that would never have been made. So it crossed the road with no real purpose for others to come up with unique ideas. Just kidding there is no proof that chickens have ever existed. There is proof that Barack Obama is a woman, however.

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What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

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How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

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"One day this man walks out of his house to go to work. He sees this snail on his porch. So he picks it up and chucks it over his roof, into the back yard. Snail bounces off a rock, cracks its shell all to ****, and lands in the grass. Snail lies there dying. But it doesn't die. It eats some grass. Slowly heals. Grows a new shell. And after a while it can crawl again. One day the snail up and heads back to the front of the house. Finally, after a year, the little guy crawls back on the porch. Right then, the man walks out to go to work and sees this snail again. So he says to it, 'What the f uck's your problem?'" -Training Day

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Matt Damon

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Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

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What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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My children are mistakes

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

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Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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