there was a pre school teacher and he told the children to draw a squirell. One boy breaks into tears because his entire family was slaughtered by a pack of squirrels. This upset the teacher

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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I hate Jews The Holocaust

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A car walks into a bar.

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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What did Scooby Doo say to Shaggy? Raggy

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knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

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Nero, man, I mean I will hurt you, I am on my way to the hospital, and seriously that pic does not look real, seriously on a hospital? I mean man, I am really sorry! I nearly killed you, how was i supposed to know you do not care about your teeth and take half a bottle of that calcium stuff? My mom? Yeah sure! She laughed at the message you sent her, and if you touch my sis, ill kill you, anyway I am on my way, you better change your mind or I will kick your ass!

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Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

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What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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Why did the boy cry? because his tear-ducts were agitated by an emotional reaction due to jokes that were ironically hilarious because of how bland and usual the punchlines were

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

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What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

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Theres an app for the iPhone.

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