What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

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What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

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Women Driving.

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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"Why did the chicken cross the road" "why" "to get to the gay guys house" "knock-knock" "who's there?" "The chicken..."

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Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

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whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

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Mom says my name I reply Coming.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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