- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

where is the world?

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

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