Two muffins are in an oven. After ten minutes at 375 degrees, they were pulled out, allowed to cool, and eaten.

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Guy: "Did you hear about the guy who cried wolf?" Friend: "Yes. He was pulling your leg. People cry tears not wolves." Guy: "How did you know he was pulling my leg?" Friend: "If you look down, he's still there pulling it."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -Why? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

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What's brown and sticky? Poo

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

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A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

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Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

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Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

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roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

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I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

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i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

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knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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