Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

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What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

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What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

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What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

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Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

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Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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What happens if you fight Chuck Norris? You might lose or win.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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Where does the Queen of England live? England.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

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ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

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why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

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Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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