There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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What did the African say when he had diarrhea? "I wish I had access to clean water and basic amenities."

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A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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Waseem is not a funny guy!

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What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

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How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

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hit the thumbs down button

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So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

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What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

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Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

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What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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