A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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A midget walks under a bar

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A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

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A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

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Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

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How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

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how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

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MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

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So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

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Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

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How do you survive a plane crash?? You don't

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a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

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What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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