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Q. How do you blindfold a Chinese man? A. With a blindfold.

A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

:) Hey AMBY VALENT! Want to join our horsehead show below?? Laughing track with that fat loud bitch that wont stop laughing making the actors stare at each other like douches :/ Muuh, I dont really care im just some meh character anyway so yuh...' Laughing track ? ???? ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA! :( Hey get outta our show here you China man! OOOH! Track plays with some faott whistling* ? ???? | Baka! leaves Awww track plays Laughing track

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A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? We are both therapists

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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