Women's Rights

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If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

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A grandma writes to her young grandson every day over e-mail with funny lines and pictures,He shows his parents a joke she sent him it reads- "A guy walks into a bar.. He says ouch" They then read on and call the police.They say "Son go to your room.. you're being stalked by a pedophile.. Your grandma has been dead since last year.. we are sorry"

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

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Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

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Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

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Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

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Whats the difference between black and white. Nothing they're both colors.

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What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

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what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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Izzy and Zayn Malick got married. Then Zayn asked for a divorce due to their age difference..

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

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How do you fit 6000000 jews into a car? 1 in the front, 1 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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