how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

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what do you call a mixbreed of a bull dog and a shitzu? a sharpei

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

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how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

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A black man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. The bartender asks "Where did you get that?" The monkey replies "Africa, there are thousands of them."

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What the the Tyrannosaurus say to the chicken? Dinosaurs are extinct and even if they were not, it would not say anything to a domestic fowl, it would most likely devour it with one bite.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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what does chicken and triceratops have in common both their jokes are anti-climatic, from lack of punchline

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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