What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

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What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

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What happens when you read every anti-joke on anti-joke? You spend a lot of time in front of a screen. This means you should have a 10-15 minute break, so that your sinuses can rest and you don't develop a headache.

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My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

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A man's car broke down on a lonely country road in the middle of a stormy night. Spotting a light in a farmhouse nearby, he made his way there through the mud and driving rain, and knocked on the door. The farmer who lived there answered, and said what while he didn't have any room in the house, the barn would provide shelter and warmth until morning. Thankful for the hospitality, the stranded man made his way to the barn and made a place to sleep in the hay. As the lightning flickered outside, briefly illuminating the barn's interior, he noticed knot-holes in the wood of the stall walls, and the hoses of a milking machine laying nearby. He then fell fast asleep. The farmer woke him up in the morning, and together they rode on a tractor to the road to make the necessary repairs to the man's automobile, but only after enjoying a country breakfast prepared by the farmer's wife and lovely eighteen year old daughter.

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Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

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Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody, because first, pineapples are too small to fit in, and second, you would drown.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? So he can eat it.

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

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So this beautiful woman goes to see her doctor and says "Doctor i think i have a fever." the doctor replies "I think I've got just what you need. open your mouth." The woman opened her mouth and the doctor gave her some Advil "This should help your fever. that will be $300." in shock the woman said "these prices are to high."

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

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Iif your reading this ur gay

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Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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