Your adopted.....

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Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

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A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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A bar walks into your mother.

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What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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i am predestal

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Nero the guy that killed four Neo Nazi`s desecrating the funeral of one of my late members in Chile with a revolver hidden in one of the 46 hidden pockets on the inside of his trench jacket with lots of folders here, inside whose only side effect is making me look like I spend a lot more time at the gym, later one of them found me, ran towards the police which laughed at him pointed at me and said: That guy with a prosthetic arm? You dont believe me... Excellent! Nero The Avenger

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You know what's worse than having a terrible boss? Being unemployed.

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what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

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What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

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a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

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what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

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why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

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I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a straight line? Because he has Parkinson's disease.

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Solze

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What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

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Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

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Anti Joke

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