A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

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Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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Want to hear a joke? Me too.

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

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I'm a poet and I just didn't realise

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Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

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How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

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why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

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Hey! Where is my tracker?

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What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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One afternoon, a man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my youngest son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my second son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my oldest son is gay." the man replies. "Doesn't anyone in your family like women?." the bartender asks. The man thinks about it. "Yeah, my wife."

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The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

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What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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