What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

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Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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Rebecca Black

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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A teacher at a school in America is writing on a chalk board. He asks the class what 50 - 20 is. The teacher begins to become impatient when noone put their hands up. This is because the school is an educational facility for asylumn seekers from Rwanda and all of their hands were cut off by a Warlord.

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What's red ad spins in circles? A baby with it's head nailed to the ground.

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What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

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Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

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What happen? Idk...

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tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

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What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

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how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

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What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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