Why did the chicken cross the road? We don't know if he even did, how would we know why? There were no cameras at the intersection he crossed at. Therefor the question is unanswerable. Unless the chicken admits to it........ ........ Chickens can't talk.

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asian drivers.

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What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

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Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

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Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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Knock, knock ... ... ... Well I guess no one is home.

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How do you kill a fat guy Keep giving him food he'll die eventually.

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This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

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What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

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Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

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why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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Three men are on a plane*. (*Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

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For every person with a broken heart, there is another person out there with a stapler <3 And that person really needs to staple their math papers together so they can turn them in.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the car? We're going to Dairy Queen.

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What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

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