Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

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What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

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What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

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What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

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what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

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What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

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Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

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