I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

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Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

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A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

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Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

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What do you get when you cross a duck with a cat? You can't. The current state of genetic engineering will not allow avian DNA and mammalian DNA to be combined.

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Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

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That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

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What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

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Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

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dj miky

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Romans rights.

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When Rocky teased Johnny by saying : 'Your momma is so fat , she looks like a hippo.' , He did not know Johnny's mother was suffering a terminal glandular problem combined with an agressive cancer..

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What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

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Whats worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Noticing the apple is oversized and finding half of a dead baby.

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What do you call a blond in a library? A girl that likes to read.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

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What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common ? They are sports , except the Holocaust .

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Obama

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm from the Department of Child Services, i'm here to take your children.

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