what is orange and blue 2 colors

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An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

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What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

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DON"T READ THIS!

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

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Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

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Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

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Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

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What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because there is no such person as Micheal J. Fox. Michael J. Fox, on the other hand, cannot draw a perfect circle because he has Parkinson's disease.

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What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

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NEVER

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what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

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Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Doctor B: Doctor who? A: Doctor Johnson, i'm here to check up on you. How's the medication going? B: It's going well thank you, it's working. A: That's very good to hear. Hope you recover soon. B: Thank you!

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Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

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When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

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What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

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-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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