Stop. Seriously stop.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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An englishman, Irishman and scottishman are standing on the side of a cliff. The Irishman and englishman both jump off the cliff. The scottishman says "oh,shit".

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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What's small and harmless, but deadly when thrown at high speeds? A baby.

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Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

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roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

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Why did the autistic man cross the road? He was also depressed. It was a highway.

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Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

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There are ten million million million million million million million million million million million sub-atomic particles in the universe that we can observe. Your mamma took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd...

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

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religion

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Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

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