What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

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Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

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ok there is 3 people and the white kid says "bet i got a better dick than all of you" he pulls it out and then the mexican says "nope got you beat" and then the black guy says "nope got all you beat look" and then the mexican and white guys say "its because your black" so the black guy goes home and tells his mom wht happen and ask " is it true mines bigger because im black?" she said " no it bc your 23"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

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Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

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What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

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Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

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Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

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Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

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How do you confuse and anger a blonde? Kill her family and loved ones and say you did it because potato.

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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Okay, but lets write a contract, if you regret your decision at anytime, you get it all back, minus what I have spent of course, both I and my wife have always wanted to live in a house by the sea, hopefully you nearby. You know, I have never been truly happy because I thought I could change this world, now I know that I tried and failed, maybe I can change myself instead, they say that true change comes from within.

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Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

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do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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What's the best way to get gum out of your hair? Cancer

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catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

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Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

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women's rights

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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Anti Joke

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