"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

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Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

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I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

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what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

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So a man walks into a bar carrying a giant clock. One of his friends asks, "Hey, whats up with the clock?" His friend then responds, "A goddamned genie gave it to me, i can't take it anymore. Here take his lamp." The man decided to rub the lamp and thinks to himself, "Gee, I'm gonna wish for 1 million dollars." The genie comes out and asks the man, "What wish could i grant you today?" The man says, "I wish i could have 1 million dollars!!" The genie replies, "As you please." All of a sudden, a studded dog collar appears. Then another, and another. Soon there were 1 million dog collars in the bar. The man yells, "WHAT IS THIS?!?! I DIDNT WISH FOR 1 MILLION COLLARS!!!" His friend then replies, "I didn't wish for a giant clock either...."

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What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

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Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

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I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

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*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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Q; What do you call a dog? A; A dog.

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Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

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Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

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what did the cab driver say to the black man when he got into his cab? Where to, sir?

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Roses are red violets are blue i heart my toilet Becuase it holds all my POO!!!!!!!!

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There was a man from Dundee. who's limericks always ended on line three. I don't know why.

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

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What is worse than having sex with a dead baby in front of it's mother? Not a lot.

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