knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

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Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he died.

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What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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A sober Irish individual.

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knock knock who's there me i kill you

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

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What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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What do you give a sick bird? First-Aid tweetment.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

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Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

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why did the chicken jump down the nest after laying eggs without flying? Because there was no ladder!

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Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

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A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

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Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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Anti Joke

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