What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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Women's rights.

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What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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A Russian who dosen't like vodka

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What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

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A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

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why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

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Top Gear USA

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what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

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- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

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Why couldn't the mexican get a job? He was seven.

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Why did the other bird fall out of the tree? It was shot. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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