- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

Q: What's black and doesn't work? A: My old, broken-down piano.

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

69

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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