What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

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How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

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why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

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why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

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What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

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Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

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There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

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Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

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I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

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