What did the doctor say to the terminally ill patient? Your going to die.

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Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

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How would you rule?

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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A black person in the NHL

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

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u suck

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

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What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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what did the fart say to the butt........bye

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

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Feminism.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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Why did the cat throw up on the couch? because it was nauseous!

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What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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