A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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What's red, blue & green all over?

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

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No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to, like any other chicken

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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If frogs weren't alive, there wouldn't be any frogs left on earth.

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Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

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Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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