What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

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A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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whats 2+2? gonorrhea.

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

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Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

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Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

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Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

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what do you call a black chef glendon

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Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

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A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

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There's a donut on a cruise ship and he goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain goes "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and says "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain replies "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain says "NO!" and throws him over board Theres a couple on the cruise ship and the man was going to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and propose. So he was showing his bestfriend (who was also on the cruise ship) the ring. But was he pulled it out the wind picked up and the ring fell over board. So the man was forced to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and couldn't propose. So they go to dinner and the both get crab. And when they open up the crab and guess what's in the crab?! Not the ring the donut!!!

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This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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Anti Joke

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