Mom: Are you going to jump of a cliff just cause your friends are? Kid: You got married to dad cause you were the last lonely whore left of all your friends. And you wanna talk to me about peer pressure. Mom: Go jump.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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stephen hawking walks into a bar...

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

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I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

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if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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What comes after 69? 70

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There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

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what is brown and wet? Muddy water

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How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

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What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

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When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

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What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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