How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

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Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

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I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

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catlin: hi Thomas: shut up bich 12 assssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssl;

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When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

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Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

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What's worse than a papercut? Dying

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog. Instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

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How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

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