Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

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there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

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Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

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Yo mama is so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

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Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

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What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

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why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

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What did the sting ray say to steve irwin? It doesn't matter , steve irwin is dead, dead as a doormat.

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What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

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why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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