So I was walking down the road today

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Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

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Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

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How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

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Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

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What's gold and looks like a brick? A gold brick. What's gold and looks like a nugget? A gold nugget. Whats gold and like a car? Gold. I lied about the car.

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How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

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Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

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What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

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Why were corners made? For crying.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

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What's beauitful and disgusting at the same time? Menstration. Jk it's just disgusting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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