Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

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Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

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What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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What is big and white, not the moon CC

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I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

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Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

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Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

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A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

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How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some Chap-stick, and put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because, as all people know, ducks cannot speak. However, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting a prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need Chap-stick anyway, since he has no lips.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

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why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

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What is Worse than the holocaust?

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What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

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What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

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What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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