What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

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Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

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Wanna hear an inside joke? Cancer.

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

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There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

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roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

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Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

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6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

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Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

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how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

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What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

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Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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