What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A: Your grandma, naturally black haired, beaten to a pulp and left pale white with blood covering the majority of her body.

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What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

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whats forever alone me

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

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Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

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I don't want to share my name yet if that is okay, I mean I have not seen you, but you have seen me just saying. Tell me how old you are first, I am 26, or 27, being more or less an orphan since birth details like that kinda lose themselves. And no, its not Eliza, I will wait for you here if you do not mind, there are still people that have thought I am Nero all this while, that`s what worries me, I doubt I can convince them I am chatting with myself this time around.

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bees knees

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

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yo mama's so fat because when women are pregnet thay gain weight for there child to feed on

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

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What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

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Whats two plus two Four!

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

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