I'm Jewish

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I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

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What do you call a black man who kills jews? a serial killer

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A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

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A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white

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A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

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Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

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The BCS

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Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

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How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

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Paul and Steve, Siamese twins attached at the head, come to a fork in the road they are traveling. Paul wants to go left, while Steve wants to go right. They pause for a moment to figure out which direction would be the best choice for the both of them. They decide to go Paul's way, and as they continue to travel in silence, they try to imagine what life as a self-reliant individual would be like.

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Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

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Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

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What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

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(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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