What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

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Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

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What did one Japanese man say to the other? I'm not quite sure. I only took one year of Japanese in high school.

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Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

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what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

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guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

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What is black but also yellow? A song.

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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What happened to the cow that couldn't moo? It died because it could not make it's needs known to it's fellow herd and was bullied and isolated.

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A Lion walked into bar. He ordered a steak Because lions love meat.

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Starter clothing

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What do you call two black people on one bike? Organized Crime

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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