Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

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There's my tractor.

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yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

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Q. A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide? A. The librarian hands the man a book on suicide

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

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Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

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you just lost the game

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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A Lion walked into bar. He ordered a steak Because lions love meat.

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A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

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An elderly man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Dad!" The old man replies, "Hi son. I'll have a Bud Light." The bartender serves his dad a Bud Light and says, "I'm thinking about going back to school to become a doctor." The old man says, "I'm an alcoholic." The bartender replies, "Great, another Bud Light coming up!"

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

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knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

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Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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