What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

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Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

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knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

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Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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A black man walks into an abbatoir.

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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Q: What did William Wallace say to Beyonce after Taylor Swift's performance? A: Nothing, because William Wallace has been dead for some time now.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

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roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

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A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

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What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

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