dj miky

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

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Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

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Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why did Captain Hook die? He wiped.

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What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

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What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

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How many Manatees does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, assuming Manatees have hands.

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why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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