A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

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Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

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How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

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what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

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What's really ugly and smells like a hampster? My hampster.

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If you have a green ball in your left hand and a green ball your right hand, what do you have? Kermit the Frog's undivided attention

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An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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