What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

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Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

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If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, you are both very poor.

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How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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yo momma so fat. that shes fat

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

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What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

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Person 1: Did you hear the one about the guy who drank vinegar? Person 2: No Person 1: Oh

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow who, unlike his quiet friends back on the farm, enjoys to speak when others are nearly finished with their sentence.

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was disturbed by two black men raping a young girl with leukemia.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

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Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

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learn. advance!

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How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

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