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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have no joke. u mad?

Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

why did phil ruin the patio furniture? because he wasnt familiar with the grammar technique used

Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

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