What is more funny than 8 babies in 1 bin? 1 baby in 8 bins.

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

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what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

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A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

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What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

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why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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LOL May Wong

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when push comes to shove, shove repeatedly explains to push that she needs to stop stealing his money and find a new place to live. Push then leaves, allowing shove to return back to his sofa and finish watching the basketball game.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

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What do you call a black priest? A black priest

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

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Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

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whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

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How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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