A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I don't know what to do! One day I'm a wig wam, the other day I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee again!" The doctor sighs and replies,"Sir, we've been over this. You have stage four periodic cancer."

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

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Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

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WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

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why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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what is worse than joel an infested asshole

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

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What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

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What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

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How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

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Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

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A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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Who row's? •Liam Findlay

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Anti Joke

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