A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

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What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

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what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

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What did the guy with Alzheimer's say to his.... Wait, I forgot the joke

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

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What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

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What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

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Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a car.

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Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

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roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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What's the difference between a badger and a TV? Alot.

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

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Your moma's so fat, she's got type 2 diabetes

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What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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