I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

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A priest and a rabbi are playing golf one weekend. The priest tees off first. When the rabbi steps up to tee off, it begins to rain heavily. Dismayed, the rabbi says, "I thought it there was only a 10% chance of rain today."

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How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

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What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

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knock knock no ones home

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

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Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

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Nicolas Cage's acting.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

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What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

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A man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie emerged from the lamp. The genie asked what his new master's wishes were. The man wished for asthma.

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A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

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Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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