- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

The Aristocrats

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

When life gets you down, make a comforter.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Why did the man shoot up the movie theater? Because he spent his whole child hood playing Call of Duty Black Ops II, Left 4 Dead 2, and Minesweeper. And video games, are the only thing that would rive someone to shoot up a movie theater.

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

Ham sandwich

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

There is no joke here, stop reading.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Why did the football player go to the bank? He had to make a deposit and refinance his home.

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