What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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Bob: Oh, there was a big surfing competition in Hawaii. Bill: that's really cool. Bob: yeah, there were huge waves up to 53 feet. Bill: Awesome! Bob: Yeah there was a Japanese guy that won. Bill: Wow, that will bring up the spirits of japan. Bob: Yeah, but he got disqualified. Bill: No, how?!?! Bob: he was surfing on his dresser.

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

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It's okay, I got the yogurt.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

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Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

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Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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what did the 35 year old man say when he walked in his home last night? Nothing, he started crying because he saw that someone had viciously killed his guinea pig.

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Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

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Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

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