My Nan, that is all.

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Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

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how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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So a bear walks into a bar. Everyone in there goes hysterical with the fright. Two people are killed by it.

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What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

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Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

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What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

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Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

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whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

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you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

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What's worse than a cow on the ceiling? - two cows on the ceiling.

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

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How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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