Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

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what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

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What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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Why did the horse insult the postage stamp? He didn't. Horses can not speak English nor can anything verbally or physically critique a postage stamp and make it feel any emotional distress.

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

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Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

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Why does your mom not love you.... Because she is not your real mom.

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

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a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

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Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

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how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

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A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

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A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

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Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

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what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

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There was once a man named Larry. Larry was an office worker for a paper company. One day when Larry was counting papers he got a papercut on his left hand. Therefore his finger began to bleed as he sat in agony. What did Larry do next? He got up and got a band-aid. Larry continued his paper work at his desk.

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Stephen Hawkings was ice skating on the Eiffel Tower... then he woke up.

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please ignore the bottom two 'jokes' as they were written by josh carey and ryan danielz

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