How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

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noah is a scrub jungle

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Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

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How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

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What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

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roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

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Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

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Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

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Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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