What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels for the loss of their newborn child.

thumb_up thumb_down -44

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

thumb_up thumb_down

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire? Lawyers exist, are alive and despite all claims to the contrary, can withstand sunlight, garlic and the sign of the cross. They also have reflections and whilst they may eat black pudding from time to time they don't depend on blood as a source of nutrition.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

thumb_up thumb_down -1

When A Shouty Man Goes Into His House. His Sister Nearly Kills Him So When A Shouty Man Goes Into A Library. The Books Try To Kill Him.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

I dislike old people.

thumb_up thumb_down +51

An anorexic women walks into McDonalds

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

thumb_up thumb_down

Hey, the eighties called, they were really excited about inventing a phone that could call the future.

thumb_up thumb_down +519

There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

An ordinary man, much like your friend Brad from that one place where you used to hang out, was walking along one night, much like that night last week, and saw a star. He then wished upon that star...and kept walking.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops