What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

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Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

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Picture This, you are going down the freeway in a yellow four-door banana, going 75 mph and all 4 tires blow out, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Theres no bones in ice cream.

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I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

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Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

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Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

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Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

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Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

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Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

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What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

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Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

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one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

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Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

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What do you call a New Zealander with 1000 lovers? A shepard

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Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

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What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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