Q: What do you call a white sheet on the floor? A: A ghost costume, dirty laundry, or carpet are all perfectly adequate answers.

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

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knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

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A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

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What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

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A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

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Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road---- because he's having financial and relationship related problems that make his life so hideously unbearable that he wants to kill himself and because he's a chicken and cannot overdose or hang himself he goes for the most viable option as to run across a busy street in hopes of getting smashed to oblivion by a car

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Busted? What the hell is going on?

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What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

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Whats an Anti Joke

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Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

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how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

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I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

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women's rights

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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