A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have cancer.

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why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Life is an elephant, get married.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

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Is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting AIDS.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

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What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

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How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

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How is it you become the true badass you say? Its a very complicated process that takes decades of training, and many failed attempts on before you become the one, true badass on the entire planet. Once you had done it. People will love you forever, there would be parades, parties, celebrations, even a holiday, just for you and you alone. Too bad I'll never tell you.

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There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: Nothing, he's a mute.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

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Anti Joke

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