An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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why did the boy die? because he got shot

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-_- i like trains ... -_-

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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BOTTOM!!!

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

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What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

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A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

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A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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why do i have a pain in my left side i dont know but im scared

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Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

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What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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What did the sign say? It said slow down

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What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

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"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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