whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: A serial killer B: I don't feel comfortable opening the door

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Person 1: today my doctor said I'm dyslexic Person 2: oh yeah? Are you ahdd too?

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

So there's this moose right? And he walks into the store and asks where the potatoes are. And the cashier lady says aisle 5. So the moose walks to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...