http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

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Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

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What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

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How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

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Straight men can be bronies.

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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Do you know what kind of world I dream of? Until you tell me, no I don't. How could I? I'm not telepathic, after all.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

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9/11.

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#scabbers

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violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

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stephen hawking walks into a bar...

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Women's Rights

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Anti Joke

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