Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

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Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

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A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

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What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

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What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

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two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

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Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

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sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

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alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

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A wise man once said, "Your life is your habits." So simple yet so true. My habits include: Breathing, having my heart beat, producing brain waves, and other regulatory bodily processes.

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roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

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How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

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What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

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Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

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Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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