Roses are flowers.

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Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

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Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

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roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

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So, this guy walks into the doctor's and says: "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor says: "Yes, you've shattered both your kneecaps. You'll never walk again."

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Microsoft Windows

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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