What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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guess what? chicken butt.

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guess what? chicken butt.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

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What would George Washington do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

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Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

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Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

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what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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What do you call a Jew A Jew

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If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

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Sea World Japan.

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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Why did the car stop? There was a fridge in the road

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A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

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It was a beautiful day. Face.

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If you like this, it will have one extra like

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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