Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

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up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

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I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

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Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

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Justin Bieber

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

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Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

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What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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You're on fire.

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What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

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Anti Joke

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