- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

If u wanna get high, smoke weed

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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