What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

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Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

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Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

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Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

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A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

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Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Three women, a blonde a brunette and a readhead, jump out of an airplane without wearing parachutes. And this is why women should stay in the kitchen.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

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A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

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How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

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Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

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What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

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black people

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

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karn chevalier

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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