the comment about daniel was fron brock

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

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What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

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Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

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why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

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Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

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What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

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what's the difference between a duck?

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hello

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what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

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A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

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Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

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The latter three thousand pages of this website.

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