An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman went in a hot air balloon and had a magical afternoon that none of them will ever forget, except the Scotsman because he fell out during take off and is now in a coma.

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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Why do they give old people Viagra at nursing homes? Because erectile function decreases with increasing age, and it would be unfair to needlessly deny senior citizens the right to consensual intercourse if that is what they want.

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What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

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black people

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Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

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Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

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You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

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What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

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-How old are you, Dick? -I'm 30 centimeters old

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

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Anti Joke

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