- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

What do you call a man covered in bees? Nothing, you'll startle the bees!

i have alzheimer's, so i forgot the punchline to this joke

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

So a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. The bartender, realizing that cats cannot talk nor do they posses higher brain functions, realizes he must be dreaming.

When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

what's up? my penis.

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