Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

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Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

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Why did the chicken cross the road? While I can never be entirely sure, I would assume that there was something on the other side which has peaked its interest.

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You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasnt wearing a seat belt.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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