Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

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If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, you are both very poor.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

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Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

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whats a joke

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Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

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Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

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What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

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How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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Guess what. Chicken butt.

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A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

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Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

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An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

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Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

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What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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