There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

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Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

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How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

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There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

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Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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What do you call a black man who goes to college? A scholar.

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Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

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When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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Q: y does obama keep raising gas prices A: he dosent want anyone to be able to drive to the poles in november

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

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why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

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Remember when they called online casino`s betting sport? Anti Joke potential detected. I used to play soccer and box back then, but I guess I was still not "sporty" enough for betting sports... And as thus I afforded my lawyer education. Moral: Now that you know my education, do you really think id ever type real morals here? Mwahahahaha!

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Inquiry: After the specially hired detective in shades of black had managed to finish his secret investigation of the crime scene, what significant affair did he demand and expect to subsequently occur next in the logical chain of events? Answer: A specific transaction of money. To elaborate, immediate providance of previously allotted recompense in the particular configuration of myriad pristine wads of cash.

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How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

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