I love it when i go into my classroom first thing in the morning, and the light are off... i always feel so Empowered... i walk in, and say Let There Be Light! while i lift my arms up and there was light.... omg! im god! O_O

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What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops. What's worse than being raped by a Triceratops? Being gang raped by a herd of Triceratops.

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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Baking a cake can be very hard and stressful, just like beating a slut with an axe.

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A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

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How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

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Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

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A duck walks into a bar and is quickly shooed away because it is unsanitary to have a duck in a bar.

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When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

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anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

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Your wife died during the delivery.

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Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

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How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

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