What is green and has wheels? A blue car.

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What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

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Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

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If you have read this its to late. You have already read this. Im am very sorry.

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can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

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There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

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What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

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Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

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why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

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Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

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a mother cow walks up to her three child cows. the first cow asks: "mom, why am i named rose?" the mother responds with: "because when you were a baby, a rose petal fell on your head." the second cow asks: "what about me, mom?" the mother says: "when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." the third cow says: "AAAAOOOOOOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAO!" the mother screams: "SHUT UP REFRIDGERATOR."

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How many rich men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, to hire an electrician to do it for him.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

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Anti Joke

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