Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

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How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

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Whats white? A fridge

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want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

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A black man is going to get a vasectomy. He shows up to the doctor's office wearing a suit. The doctor says "Why are you wearing a suit?" The black man says "I just got back from a funeral"

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "I should've voted Democrat!"

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What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

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How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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To mamas so fat shes fat

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Whats White and sticky? Semen

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

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What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

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What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

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What did the prostitute get for Christmas Money

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how many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? none their all dead.

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How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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Anti Joke

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