What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

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Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

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A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

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Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

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What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

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Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

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What's better than a pile of dead babies? Anything.

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What did the depressed girl say to her mother? I cut my wrists

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

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The big male boar went out the forest, saw a group of women and start to swank.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

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CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

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Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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