1,2,3,4,5... 6.

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How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

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Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

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One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

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How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

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Question :how many does an episode of Power Rangers show the power rangers face answer I'm not that big with power rangers.

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

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In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

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What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

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What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

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Call of Duty is a good game.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

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What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

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Anti Joke

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