- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

What did the cat say to the cat? Miau

flavin's head

Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

How many women are in the world? a little over 3.2 billion because statistics show that there are roughly 51-52% females in the whole population of humans

A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

What's winnie the pooh's middle name? the

What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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