What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

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What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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What did the therapist say to the other therapist? We are both therapists

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How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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What do you call a mexican riding a bike? A cyclist.

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Yes!

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When Zeddie LIttle takes an Unflattering picture, millions of Internet people ask him why he looks Wierd in it. He says, "well, I was having a really tough day that day- my grandpa had just died- and I didn't feel like caring about what I looked like." Either way, he essentially fades into the darkness as the new fad takes over.

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Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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Gay's

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A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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Why do christians believe in God? Because believing in God is fundemental in their belief system; if they did not believe in God they simply wouldn't be christians. Muslims are in a similar predicament.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

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Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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