How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walked into a bar and had a great time because all of them worship the same God. (Obs: The imam ordered only soft drinks)

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"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

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Obama is a good president.

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What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

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Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

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what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

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Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

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Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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I jacked off over a blind girl the other day, she never saw me coming

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

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Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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