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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

What do you call a man man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob(he is bobbing in the water)

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I'm not quite sure. I only took one year of Japanese in high school.

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