A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

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how do you break up with someone lightly and not hurt their feeling I dont want to hurt your feeling but i hate you

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A preschool teacher told his class to draw a squirrel. One child proceeds to break into tears. The teacher says "what's wrong Johnny?" Johnny said "my whole family was slaughtered by a gang of squirrels!" this upset the teacher

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What do you call a man with a cigar in his mouth. A person with bad health and dirty teeth.

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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What happened after a Mexican drank 4 shots? He got drunk and died in a car accident.

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What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

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Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Anything you want, it's only a fish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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Sophie Cameron is Gay

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg because if a chicken came first then that means chickens magically appeared. Eggs however may change over time through evolution by a common ancestor because after millions of years of hatching, it slowly mutated by natural selection and became to what is now known as the domestic chicken. (Applause)

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Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

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its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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Your mom goes to college

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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