If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

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11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

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Why was the woman crying I kick her in the ass really really really hard... With steal toe boots... That had a spike on them... That was biped in poison... And man did she scream.

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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what happened to your carpool? they died.

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

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If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

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What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

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Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

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Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

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A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

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The WNBA.

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Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

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What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

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Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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