Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

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A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

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Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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fart

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How did the priest die? Masterbation

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What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

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I was thinking... Love conquers all right? Remember the epic crying video? Satan: Because... Some where deep inside... I still love you... God:BUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAUuuuaaaahhh... (Partially invisible effect hand of Satan pats God on the back) The universe is at peace with no opposing forces and I am Nerometal, not that asshole that claims to have one fist and is the leader of some sect, I am and will always be the original Moralman, my name simply happens to be Nero, and thats it, so I am not dissing the bible, why would I none of my business literally, but if love can be tha powerful eh?

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

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What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

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why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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8===D

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Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

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i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

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Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

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