why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

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A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

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what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

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Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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Why is the world flat? I don't know ask the Native American who was curious enough to take his canoe, go out into the middle of the water and never come back.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

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Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

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How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

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whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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