How did the priest die? Masterbation

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

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O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were driving with a gorilla when suddenly the car crashed. All the women died but only the gorilla survived. The police investigated with the gorilla and did some simple sign language. The police, using hand motions, asked the gorilla what each individual female was doing before the car crashed. The gorilla ran away for reasons unknown.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

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I <3 Hitler

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whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

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How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

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A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

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What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

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Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

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What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

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what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

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What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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What did the car do? CRASH!

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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