WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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If a tree falls, and nobody is around to hear it, does it still make a sound? No. While the falling tree surely creates mechanical oscillations in the air, sound is defined as the mechanical oscillations in the air perceived by humans. Therefore, since no humans were around to hear the tree fall, it did not create a sound.

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roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

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How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

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but there is a road to the super market

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What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

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Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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how do you get a scouters power level to 9,000? power levels dont exist in real life therefore cannot reach 9,000

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Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

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Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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