A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

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What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

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whats your name? bumder:)

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Q: What does a blond do with a box of crayons? A: Paints a picture

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How did the priest die? Masterbation

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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A bartender walks into the man and the bar said nothing because it was inanimate.

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Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

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Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

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What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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