Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

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Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Generator? One powers your house...and then there's the generator.

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John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

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So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

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Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

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What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

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Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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How many light bulbs? 1

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What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

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Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

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Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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