I have two hands. Some people dont.

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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What is red and green, red and green, red and green? A frog in a blender.

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What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

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What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

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Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

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What would George Washington do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

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What does the latin maid does when I tell har to clean behind the couch? Nothing, she doesn't speak English.

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Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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So I was making this bagel right?And my dad walks in while I'm making this bagel(cause we're in a rush you know?) and he's yells"HURRY UP!!!!"I'm like man.... I sure do got alot of YELL in my bagel .

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Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

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How do you kill a blonde? Well there are many ways, but all of which are wrong because murder is illegal.

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

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Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

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A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

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Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and have a conversation and eventually they leave.

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Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

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