*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

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Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

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The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

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Haha, I get it..

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

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im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

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Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

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An Asian with a big dick.

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How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

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Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she fell out the window and landed in soot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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