Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

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being sober in a bar fight

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What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

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Want to here a joke? Then get off this site!

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That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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How many armless people does it take to change a lightbulb? I dunno, that's why I asked you... Hello?

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

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Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

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The worst part of waking up, Is no Folgers in your cup.

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What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

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religion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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