Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

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Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

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Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

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hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

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You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

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"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

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UNICORNZ R PURPUL

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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i have yougurt mit traktor

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a dyslexic man walked into a bar, ordered a beer, and no one was aware of his affliction

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your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

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"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

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Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

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How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

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Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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