What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

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One day, a guy wanted to know if all blondes really were dumb. He gathered a stadium full of blondes, picked one out of the blondes and said,"I will ask you a few questions. First, what is 23+12?" The blonde replied,"Uh, 30." The other blondes said,"Give her another chance!" "Alright. Next question. What is 30+30?" Said the inquirer. The blonde answered, "Oh! 300!" "Give her another chance!" The blonde crowd shouted. "Alright but this is the last question. What is 1+1?" The blonde answered, "2." The blonde crowd roared, "Give her another chance!"

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

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A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

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What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

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TIMMAH!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

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what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

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What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

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What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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Anti Joke

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