- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

i can't stand cripple jokes

Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the fourth panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. -BG_Shank_A

Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

Your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you're just a figment of my imagination.\

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

Your Mom

doctor: hey u ready to get home person: yea doctor: that sucks cause u have cancer

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

Andy Warhol said we will all be famous for fifteen minutes. My soccer coach molested me and the trial was televised, they obscured my face and voice because I was twelve at the time.

what color is blue? green

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