Your cat was in pain after after a stack of books suddenly fell on it. It's pain is extra-strong so you give it ExtraStrength Tylenol. Guess what happens next time? Nothing. It takes only 50mg to 60mg of Tylenol to poison a cat. 1 ExtraStrength Tylenol tablet is about 10 times that amount (500mg). You killed your cat. It's dead now and there is no "next time"..

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How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

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What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

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Why did Justin Beiber cross the road? He didn't because he is still in the closet!

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Yo Momma So Fat!

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

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Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

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Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

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What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

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Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

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Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

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Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

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What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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