What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

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A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

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How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

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Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

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Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

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In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet, so he/she can put it down.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

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How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

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why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

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How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

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Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

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Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

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Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

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Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

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"Almost as accidental as your spelling I'm afraid." -...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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