- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

Why are these jokes so funny? I don't know?

George Bush, a little boy, and his grandfather are on an airplane with a failing engine. They have only two parachutes to save themselves. The plane crashes and they all die.

Q:What's red and fluffy? A: A blue rock, if blue were red and rocks were fluffy

Your mother is so fat she has trouble finding clothes in her size.

What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

Michel Moor on a die...

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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