Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

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Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

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A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

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why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

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My childhood friend said she had a bad breakup with her husband (yeah husband), and that she needed a really stiff one. Come on! How was I supposed to know she was talking about alcohol! She did blush and smile after I pulled my pants down however, that`s like seven out of ten right? I mean I was just trying to help a friend out right? And myself, fine myself, but it will be a total win/win situation, you know... Those where you win twice? "Dont worry, Im not comming" *pewpew*

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if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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What does a baby sound like when put in the microwave? I don't know, I was masturbating.

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5, you both have the same amount of money

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

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What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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