why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

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Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

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Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

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women's rights.

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What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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Two black guys and a Latino were walking down the street. One of the black guys says to the Latino, "You have some lint on your suit." The Latino brushes it off and says, "Thank you. I have an important meeting with the board of trustees this afternoon, and it would have been embarrassing if I had lint on my suit."

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that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

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Your mom is so stupid, she decided to go back to school.

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how do you get someone out of a chair? hit him with a shovel

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Womens rights

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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Anti Joke

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