A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

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What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

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Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

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If life gives you lemons, you can't really make anything because you lack the proper materials.

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Womens' Rights

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Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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This is a joke only for males: Walk into any semi busy public restroom. Stand at the urinal for about 30 seconds to a minute acting as though you cannot find your penis. Make sure you have the attention of at least 2 other urinators and then exclaim quite loudly "I can't find it!" then walk out.

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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womens rights.

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What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

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Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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