A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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A man buys a prius

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some Chap-stick, and put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because, as all people know, Ducks cannot speak. However, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting a prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need Chap-stick anyway, since he has no lips.

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pickle juice?

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Chinese men having large penis.

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

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You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

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You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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A: Knock knock! B: Come in.

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What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

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A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

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Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

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One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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