What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

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How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

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Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

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What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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Why was a black man running in the street with my wallet in his hand? Because he saw me dropping it and was trying to reach me to give it back.

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

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YOU IS DUM

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once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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What looks like a dick? A penis

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

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- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

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What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

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Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

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Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

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What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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