If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

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What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

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A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

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Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

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good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

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What were the murderer's last words before he was put to death by electric chair? "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NNNNNFHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.................................................................................................................." He then defecated in his pants.

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Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

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What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

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How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

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Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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How many Jews can you fit inside a car? Legally somewhere between 2 and 9 depending on seat belt availability and passenger space.

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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