Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

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What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

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A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

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What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

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What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

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Your Mom.

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

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Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

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the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

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You wanna hear a joke? Me too

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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womens rights

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

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After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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