If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

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What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

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How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

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A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

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whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

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homosexual

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

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Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

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A man walks into bar and orders a drink. The bartender says " Hey I saw a bunch of men coming in and out of your house while you were on vacation last week." The man replied " I know. That's because my wife is a prostitute."

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What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

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silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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