It was a dark night, I was walking home from the shops in town, The wind was whistling through my damp hair, My spine tingled and i tucked my hands under my stinking pits. I felt like someone was watching me, I walked faster the breath was warm on my kneck i turned around. It was gary glitter he pulled down my pants and gave me the best sucky i ever had. We kissed and i tasted the cheese from my knob. In all garry glitter has a giant knob

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

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You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

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What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

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penis that is all

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I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Ruff, hi, ruff ruff, we are both dogs ruff ruff, ruff ruff, ruff!!

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "I should've voted Democrat!"

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The Pittsburgh Pirates

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Knock knock Who's there Evan Evan who Evans erectile area is largo with Sarah plains pudding

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