I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

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Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

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Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

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Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

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Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

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Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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Why? Why Not?

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what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

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what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

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Heartlight

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

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Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

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The WNBA

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There are 100 men enjoying a cruise to celebrate an important contract going through at their place of employment. The boat then suffers a major malfunction and tragically sinks to the bottom of the ocean, miles from any land masses. Not a single man died, how is this possible? They all used the lifeboats supplied on the boat and followed the standard procedure to deal with such a crisis.

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whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

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Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

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why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

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Womens' sports

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Anti Joke

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