ur mum

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How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

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Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

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Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

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who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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What looks like a dick? A penis

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What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

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What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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You were born.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

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WNBA

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Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

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Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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nolan is gay

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

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what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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