Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? This is 7, if you do everything I say, 6 will live.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because earlier that day, the chicken was taking a shiit, and when he went to wipe, there was no toilet tissue, so he ran upstairs to his parents room, and shot them both with a shotgun, then he ate them while they were still gasping for air, then the neighbors heard the gunshots so they came over to make sure everything was alright, but little did they know that the chicken planned for it and they were electricuted to a crisp by the fence, oh yeah, why did the chicken cross the road? Because the store for chips was across the street

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Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

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A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

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what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

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What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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Where's my tractor?

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Twinkle Twinkle little wh**e close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Wh**e youre cheeper then the dollar store

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What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

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What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

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Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

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