what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

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Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

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What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to fix a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes.

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Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

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What did the raisin say to the toaster? Nothing. The raisin lacks a central nervous system, and the toaster is an inanimate object.

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How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

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When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

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Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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