Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

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On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

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Man U

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How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

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why did the zebra cross the road?

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What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

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What do you get when you mix Fruit and Flys? Fries... or Flutes, depending on how many Flys your add.

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

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Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

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Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

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why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

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