- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

A man walks into a bar. He had to leave promptly because he, according to the law, was too young to be served alcohol.

What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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