Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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Why was Johnny so mad at his father? Because his father had a constant drinking problem and was very abusive.

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John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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Barack Obama plays basketball

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Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

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yo mamas like a spider always getting wrapped up in her own cu*

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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Women's Rights.

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What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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A black guy gets arrested...

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A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

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What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

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A Mime travels to Africa for a vacation. He meets a Zebra in his travels and the Zebra says "Hey we both are wearing black and white stripes!" The Mime did not understand the Zebra because he cannot talk his language so he continues on with his vacation.

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Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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