A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man. I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

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Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

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Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

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What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

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what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

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what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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What do an elephant, and a banana have in common? Neither one is an ambulance.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He loved working with tourists.

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Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

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whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

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A:Knock Knock B:It's open

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

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Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

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Don't believe in Atheists.

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