Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

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Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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Take My Wife- Because as it stands, I'm having frequent, toe-curling, unprotected sex with your wife. And that just doesnt seem fair.

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Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

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What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

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Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

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You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

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What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

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What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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