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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

What has wings and windows? A bluebird, I was nodding about the windows!

What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

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I said I hate niiggers

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

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