what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

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What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

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One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

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You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

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why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

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why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

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How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

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If I was a backstabber, you would have been dead already, without me having anything to do with it in the first place, listen, we cannot change the world, those that control the media, control the world. And our role was the opposite, we wanted people to find their individual selves and put their talents for use for themselves and us, today the media tells people who they are, what they like, and what to eat and wear. None of us can do this, point zero is gone, its simply a matter of time, but if you want to try, I can do what I can, in hopes of delaying the inevitable.

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What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

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What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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