What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

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womens rights

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Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

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Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

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Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory? A: It's hard to say. HR can not discuss the details of her termination, and the blonde signed a non-discloure agreement. She has since relocated to Biloxi with her family and is doing quit well.

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

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Honk if you're Amish!

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A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

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Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

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What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

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How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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What did the boy eat for dinner? Shit.

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How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

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