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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ok, so, a big moose walks into a store and he looks around for potatoes but he cant find any. So he asked a worker, "do you know where the potatoes are?" and she says, "the potatoes are in aisle 3." So the moose goes to aisle 3 and there aren't any potatoes!

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

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