Knock, knock. Whose there? Me. Leave.

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what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

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If I had a nickel for every time I heard that... I'd most likely have no money as I would spend it all on cocaine.

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How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

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Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

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What did the guy with Alzheimer's say to his.... Wait, I forgot the joke

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Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

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How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

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why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

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I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

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Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

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where are you?

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

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Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

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Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

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My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

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