What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

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What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

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Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

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What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

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what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

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What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

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Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

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So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

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Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

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What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

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Wright flyer

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Women's rights.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

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What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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