- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

ass.

a man walked into a bar "ouch"

There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven has a hook for one of his hands carries a chain saw in the other an gets into six's dreams...thats just scary

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

Woman's rights.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

Chuck Norris was a famous actor that starred in Walker, Texas Ranger and Missing in Action. He is a normal person, just like you and me.

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

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