- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, speaking to a bird would have been considered highly irregular, bordering on insane. He left the bird alone, until the time came to slaughter the bird and take it's nutritious meat.

why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

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