What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

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How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

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This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

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Did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off, how is he? Well you see, the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off...He's dead. I..um..he's straight up dead. I'm sorry, I don't know what to tell ya.

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how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

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how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

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How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

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A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

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poop

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why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

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Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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