Dislike this, and I kill myself.

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Why the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

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There was a man from Dundee. who's limericks always ended on line three. I don't know why.

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So this guy walks into the doctor's and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor says "Yes, you've shattered both your kneecaps. You'll never walk again."

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? When I see a Porsche on the street, I think to myself, "that's a nice car," but when I see a pile of dead babies on the street I scream, "OH DEAR GOD WHY?!?! WHY?!?! WHERE IS THE MONSTER THAT KILLED THESE POOR BABIES?!?!" I then quickly alert the authorities of the hideous crime before vomiting profusely and crying until my tear ducts run dry. I sustain irreversible psychological damage and the image of hundreds of cruelly murdered infants prevents me from sleeping at night.

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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What has two legs, and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human.

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it.

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greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. The bartender says "Rough day, eh?" The man says "Yes, very rough." He then goes home and hangs himself.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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Q. How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A. 17.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

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