Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

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Emily Walker.

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Your mom is so ugly that she was mercilessly bullied throughout high school which led to severe depression and low self-esteem, however she went to college, got a career, found a man who loved her for who she is, not how she looks, and raised a family happily ever after.

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

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Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

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A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

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I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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eat a hot dog

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It got hit by a rocket.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

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Did you hear about the blond who went to college? She got her masters. became and environmental scientist, married a nice man, and had two wonderful children. After retiring at age 65, she spent the rest of her days living in a cozy beachside house.

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knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

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What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

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SOCIOPATH SAYS: Bitch, rate all my comments thumbs up, if you do I wont rape you... YOu know unless I feel like, women kinda like it when men are in touch with their feelings... SO yeah... Im gonne touch your feelings ;) Nah, nope, no homo, you a gal? We can meet! Voluntary rape! (No I did not say voluntary sex, rape, you can say the saferword: OMG SO GOOD HARDER HARDER! If I you know... Am about to kill you... Which I will do if we get to that stage anyways... Relax ill recycle you. Moral: NeroMetal Think Recycling! Save our planet! ITS LIKE RAPING AND KILLING A PERSON!

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Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

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Anti Joke

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