What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

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why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

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How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

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Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

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there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

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What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

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two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

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What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

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A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

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Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

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What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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