You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

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Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

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What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

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A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

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Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

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A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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