The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

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Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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42

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My life

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

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I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

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I saw a poor man named rich

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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a mother cow walks up to her three child cows. the first cow asks: "mom, why am i named rose?" the mother responds with: "because when you were a baby, a rose petal fell on your head." the second cow asks: "what about me, mom?" the mother says: "when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." the third cow says: "AAAAOOOOOOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAO!" the mother screams: "SHUT UP REFRIDGERATOR."

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

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So you're walking through the desert and the wheels fall off your canoe, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 13 because baseballs can't have babies

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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