It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

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Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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What did I do last night?work

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What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

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Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" *giggles* friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

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How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

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i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

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Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

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take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

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Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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