A russian, a mexican, and an american are all sitting in a tavern. The russian ordered vodka, the mexican orders tequila, and the american orders a beer. When the waiter arrives, the russian throws his vodka into the air, shoots it, and says "we got too many of those in our country". The mexican tosses up his tequila and says "we got too many of those in our country". The american throws up his beer, shoots the mexican, and says "we got too many of those in our country". And then drinks his beer.

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Yo mama so fat.

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, cause he didn't make it till Christmas...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

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why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

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"...."-Hellen Keller

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Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

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rosie o'donald goes on a diet

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

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What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

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Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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What kind of cat has no tail? Manx cat

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So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

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