- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

two cannables walk in to McDonalds

you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

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