"Hello, is this the Krusty Krab?" "No, this is Patrick."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? cause he had mad-cow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican Cross the road? He was on His way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was walking to his car, racist....just kidding, he was on his way to rob a bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

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why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

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Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

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what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

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A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

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What's 4+7 47

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What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

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What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

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what did the cab driver say to the black man when he got into his cab? Where to, sir?

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because Your mother said so. Now get a life and get off this website young fellas.

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two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

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I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

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My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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WILLY

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why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

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Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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