You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

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Safe sex MR

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A hayride would be fun.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

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So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

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Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

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A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

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Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

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How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

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roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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Why did the child die? Natural causes.

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

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shut up

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Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

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