whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

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Random letters vJKkBvCffsgfsjxmsocowdbwfeascbsa

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Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

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A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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Chuck Norris

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Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

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belly button

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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YOU

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "It sure is hot in here". The other muffin says, "Yeah like 350, 375".

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What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

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Jesus was nailed to the cross by Roman guards... His disciples were kept behind a line of guards and they could not hear Jesus speak. They can see he was saying something, so they had to get closer to hear what he was saying. John dodged a guard and ran towards Jesus, but a guard cut his leg off with a sword... Peter ran for it and got past John but another guard cut off one of his legs... Matthew saw this opportunity to dodge both guards and jets past both John and Peter and gets to the foot of the cross... Jesus looks down at Matthew and says, "Matthew.... I can see your house from here!"

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Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

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There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

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Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

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What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

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