A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

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I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

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A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

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What's red and funny? The holocaust

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Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

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British Dentistry

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what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

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What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

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What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

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why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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