What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

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What does? 42

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Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

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A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

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Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

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my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

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What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

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What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

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Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

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What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

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Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

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A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

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Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

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Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

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Anti Joke

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