What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

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Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

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why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

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How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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dead babies

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

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Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

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Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

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When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

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Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

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Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

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if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

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A bus crashes and everybody dies.

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Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

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What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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