What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

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What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

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Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

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In an apartment complex, a black family lived on the first floor, a mexican family lived on the second floor, and a white family lived on the third floor. Suddenly, at about noon on tuseday, a giant tornado came through town and took out the entire complex, destroying everything. Why did only the white familey survive the catastophy? Because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.

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A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

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what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

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SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

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What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

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roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: None. It is a sick and depraved act that is probably illegal anyway.

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what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

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roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

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Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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