How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

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A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

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Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

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A guy walks into a bar and falls.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

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Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

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why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

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whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

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why dont they make black forks

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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What do you call an German with a knife in his leg ? An ambulance as he has a serious leg wound and will soon die of blood loss

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Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

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9:11 make a wish

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Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

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What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

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A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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2 + 2 = fish

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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Narrator: A ghost walks into a church. It is a Jewish church during a Friday night service. Huh. That ghost looks a lost like Hitler. Oh crap, everyone run for your lives! Stranger: GHOSTBUSTERS! Narrator: what, the, heck? Ghostbuster: let's kill some ghosts! Wait a minute. Adolf, is that you? Hitler ghost: John? Ghostbuster: Adolf, Buddy! Narrator:...... Hitler ghost: Hey, John! Wanna grab a drink? Ghostbuster: sure. let's get out of here. Narrator: This joke has officially lost all meaning. I don't even know why I'm submitting it any more! And get this! I AM HALF JEWISH!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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