Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

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Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

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What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

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Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

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Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Plenty of things but you already knew that.

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What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

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Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawer? we are both lawyers

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

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Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

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Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

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How many unicorns does it take to change a lightbulb? Unicorns do not use lightbulbs, their technology (magic) is way too advanced to waste fossil fuels and pollute the air. Also, you can't change a lightbulb with hooves. ;)

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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