Holy shit Lawman! Next thing we know Nero comes back from the death! Seriously get over here stat and get "my men" under control here! So that last damn Moral was for you! I never understood why he picked me, so he never picked me at all... Man am I relieved! Do you ever fucking get tired of playing the hero? I basically ended up declaring war on Nero`s on people here, what should I do?

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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Jordan is pregant

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You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ouch!" Later that day, the man's daughter takes him to the doctor because he's acting strangely. The doctor gives him an MRI and the daughter is told that her father sustained severe brain damage from the injury. Now the daughter has to juggle taking care of her father, taking care of a child she bore from a drunken one-night stand, and recovering from her meth addiction at a rehab facility, all while making minimum wage at her dead end job. Eventually she hangs herself, leaving her father and child to slowly die on their own.

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

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Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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What do a bucket and a women have in common? Before 1928 neither had the right to vote. The bucket still can't.

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A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

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Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

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How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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