What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

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Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

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what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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when do you go to heaven? Never

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What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

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Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

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DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

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Butt Sex.

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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what is green an invisible? this cabbage

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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