Paul howley can't drive, phahahaha

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Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

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Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

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What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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Q: What would you do for a Klondike bar? A: I would make the slightly onerous journey to the local grocery establishment and pay my hard-earned money to procure a dessert which I quite enjoy.

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"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

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I'm going to rewrite history. History.

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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What would George Washington do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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flavin's head

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What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van.

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What did the cat say at his mother's funeral? Nothing. He was too grief stricken over the loss of his beloved guardian.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

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What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

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Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

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You have Aids. April fools! you have super Aids.

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How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry Potter can escape the chambers.

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What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

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What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

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Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

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A man walks outside on a sunny day. Since the sun was very bright, he put on a pair of sunglasses. While this was going on, nothing else really happened and he went on with his day as usual.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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