What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

God is like semen. They're both nouns.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

What is white and long? A New York winter

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

whats 69+2? 71

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

Santa Clogged my toliet

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

Invisible Television.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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