A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

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Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

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A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her." "Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable son of a BITCH!" she screamed. "Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

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What did the Mexican parents name their first born son? Nobody knows. He was adopted by a nice family due to the fact that his biological parents were murdered in cold blood. His foster parents named him Kevin.

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Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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