- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Rick Perry.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

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What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

You have now entered Automatic Breathing Mode

a fat old hobo named da'shovant'e ate a bucket of fried chicken then killed a little girl named poopface McFergusen

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

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