Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

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What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

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What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

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man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

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You know what's natural? Bears.

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A man died.

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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