Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

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Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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why does little Lucy have no friends? because she is in a wheelchair

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

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Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

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What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

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What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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a black father

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

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once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

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What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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