What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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brittney griner

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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Why did a little boy have a black eye? Because his father is very abusive to him and his sister. They are beaten every dad after the father comes home drunk from the bar because his wife also the kids mother died in a car acciedent 1 month before this. Child abuse is not funny and neither is a dead mother.

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Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

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a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

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Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

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Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

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Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

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How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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