What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

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A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

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What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

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How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

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What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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What you reading? reading?

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Check this web out www.hurr-durr.com

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What did the stop sign say to the no smoking sign? Stop

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

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oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

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A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

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How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

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What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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What do you call a black man carrying a bag full of drugs? A police officer who has just confiscated the bag from a drug dealer and is on his way to send the bag off to be destroyed.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have cancer."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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