- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

i lost the game

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

What made the lady dance? Bandz!

An epileptic man attends a rave.

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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