- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

Womens rights !

so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

Carlton

-How old are you, Dick? -I'm 30 centimeters old

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

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