What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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What is more funny than 8 babies in 1 bin? 1 baby in 8 bins.

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Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

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why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

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What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

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What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

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What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

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Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

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Who won the race across the highway, the Mexican or the Frenchman? Neither, as they were struck by a mac truck when attempting to run across the highway and were both killed instantly on impact.

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What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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