Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

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Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

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What do you call a man with no arms? A cripple.

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

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roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

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Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

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What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

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A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

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whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

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What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

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why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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