whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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whats black? the colour

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

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What comes after 69? Mouthwash

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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How did the young boy cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

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Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

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why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

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What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

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Penis.

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Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

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good looking women

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If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

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once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

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Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

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How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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