Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

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a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

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A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

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A seal walks into a club.

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What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

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FIONN'S LIFE

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there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

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why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

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What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

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What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

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Nice weather we're having.

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whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

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Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

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What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

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Penis

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what is chuck norris's favorite food? lasagna.

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What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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Why is the light always red? Because the city has been in an economic depression and does not have the money to fix the traffic light's.

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb? Look. I just enjoy a few drinks every now and then. I mean, I can quit whenever I want to. That's no reason to start people calling names.. Wait, no. That's not.. Look. How much do you drink every day, huh? Why not ask that? And why do I have to be the one changing your stupid light bulb? If it's sooooo important that the light bulb be changed, do it yourself, you lazy bastard. Don't rely on other people to do your work for you.

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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