a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

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whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

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A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

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What's worse then your pets death? I don't know I asked you.

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Baseball

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Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Knock-Knock Come in! ...

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A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears, realizing that his life as he knew it is over, and recognizing the horrible burden he is about to become on his family, both financially and emotionally.

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Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

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It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

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Religion

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Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

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how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your friend Jim Oh hello Jim, please come in it is very nice to see you this fine evening.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

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Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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who is not good looking? mon morello

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Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

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