Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

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hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

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What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

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your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

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A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

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What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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Who has no penis Religious Believers

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A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

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what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

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What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

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There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

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A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

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What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

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So a bear walks into a bar. Everyone in there goes hysterical with the fright. Two people are killed by it.

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