What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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I am quite mature.

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what did the shark do when he died.....

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Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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Canadians

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a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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why was the black man blind? because he was black.

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

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YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

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What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

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If life throws you melons... ouch

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

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how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

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wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

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Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

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what goes boo a sock

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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