What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

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I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

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Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

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roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

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An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

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Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

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What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

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What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

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Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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roses are red, violets are blue, penis

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What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

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ded on boomer and aodddan

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I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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