Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

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Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

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How do you shoot an eagle? You don't. The eagle is going too fast for you.

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Hello penis

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

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Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

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Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

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What do you do if you see an alien landing? This depends entirely on the circumstances under which the landing takes place. It also depends on the observed nature of the alien,but given the high unlikelihood of this occurrence, one may be safe in the knowledge that he or she will never have to deal with such a mental state of stress.

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Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

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I went seal clubbing the other day but as I was the only one with legs, the dancefloor was quite lonely

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What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

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Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

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I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

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What's for dinner? Flesh from when your brother was alive and your blood.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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