What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did Little Timmy fall off of his bike? Because he was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator. Knock knock Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

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Why did the boat sink? It ran into an iceberg.

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what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

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A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

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I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

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Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

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SPAMS!!!

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Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

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What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

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i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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