why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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Knock Knock. Whose There? Lettuce. Thats impossible.

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John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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Hey, look under there! Under what?

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

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Two muffins are in an oven. They procede to bake at 325 degrees for thirty minutes.

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What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

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why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

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A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

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how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

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Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

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How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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A wife asks her husband if he can fix the sink and he responds with Do I have plumber written on my forehead. Then she asks him if he can fix the porch and he responds with Do I have contractor written on my forehead. So the husband goes on vacation and comes back to find the sink and porch fixed and he asks his wife how it is fixed and she says that the new neighbor helped. So she says the neighbor said he would only do it for cake or sex. The husband respond by saying Which one did you choose. His wife responds by saying Do I have Betty Crocker written on my forehead.

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"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

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What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

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