Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

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A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

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Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

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What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

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Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

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What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

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Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

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Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

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What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

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Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

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You know what big feet mean? Big socks

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What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

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Anti Joke

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