How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

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Boom.

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Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

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What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

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Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

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whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

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Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "It sure is hot in here". The other muffin says, "Yeah like 350, 375".

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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i like boobs haha ha hahaha

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

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Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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Obama.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

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Knock knock Who's there The mailman The mailman who? You are so dumb.

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Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here!" The other one says "We're both going to die in here and nobody will hear us scream."

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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