- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

out of your comfort zone

Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

women's rights

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

Women.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

A man comes into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man comes into a horse.

Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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