Reminds me of when I was a teen, I was working at an elderly home, and there was this really really old woman, and she was leaning forward towards me on her wheelchair, one of her hands accidentally near my crotch, I mean this granny was really senile and shit. Then she went all like, you really like it when I touch you there don't you? I mean it was not the best nor the fastest one, but all that excitement "OMG WHAT IF I GET CAUGHT BY A COLLEAGUE WHILE A 89 YEAR OLD WAS JACKING ME OFF!" Really made it all special folks... Especially when I got caught, it was like OMG STRESS ORGASM HOLY DONT CUM NOOOAAAARGHHHH!!!!!! WOHOOOOOO! I walked outta there like a champ, I was like 18 and my girlfriend/colleague which caught me was like, 27, and the next week she was 32, and before you know it, she was 46 on facebook... Thats like you know... Too old or something...

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An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

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A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

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the cast of the jersey shore

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Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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im gay because im gay

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who smells? •Liam

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

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Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

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Knock-Knock Come in! ...

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Tacos

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cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

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Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

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A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

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