How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

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Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

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Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

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What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

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A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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Do you know the muffin man? No

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

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There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

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Obama being reelected.

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Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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