What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Q. who's george porchy?

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Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

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What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

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what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

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GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

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Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

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There is a asian, mexican and a blonde boy at school. Every day they each get the same food for lunch. The asian always got noodles. The mexican a taco. the blonde boy got pb and j. They decide if they get this lunch again, they will jump off a cliff. The next day they get the same lunch and jump off a cliff. At their funeral the asian mom says " if i had known, i would have made her sushi." the mexican mom says " i would have made her a burrito." The blonde's dad say "hey don't look at me, he makes his own lunch."

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Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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