Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

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What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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Why did the stranger sexually assault the woman? --Because he was a sexual predator..

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a sabertooth walks into a club. the caveman set his trap perfectly.

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A scottish man having fun

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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An English man walks into a pub.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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A 65 year old man is tired with his life. He begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. He wants no part in the world anymore so he decided to commit suicide. On his way to commit suicide, he comes across a magical man that has an extraordinary offer. This magical man has offered to grant the 65 year old man the power to fly. The 65 year old man, accepts the offer in great interest, but the magical man wants something in return for his deed. The 65 year old man, offers all the money in his wallet to the magical man. The magical man accepts his offer of all the money and continues. With a flick of the wrist, the magical man says, "fly, fly, high as the sky, i grant this man the ability to fly". The 65 year old man is greatly excited now that he has the ability to fly. He cant wait to try out his new power. He runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. Too bad the "magical man" was really a male prostitute that was broke and homeless. The 65 year old man died on impact and the male prostitue walked away with a wallet full of cash.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

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your mom

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Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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