- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

S.O.P.A

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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