Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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religion

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Whats white and sticky fluff

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Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

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Q: What is the proper name for a female dog? A: Well there could be several names it could be a name on the collar in which case please look for the number so it can be returned to its owner. Another possibility is that it is a stray which you should either run for it could have a disease and you should just forget about the name then or take it in as your own and name it.

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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ass in my face ? no

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

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A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

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Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

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name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

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Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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what do mexicans like most. icecubes

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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KKK

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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Anti Joke

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