Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

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marshal sterio had sex

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Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

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There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

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Steve is an average man. He has a good life, is married and has 2 kids. So why did he have his dog put down? Because it was hit by a car and had 21 broken bones and was in severe pain. Steve thought putting it down was the best thing to do.

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What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

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Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

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What do you do when you're bored in Manhattan? You buy a minigun, enchant it to have limitless ammo, and then shoot it for one hour straight, killing innocent pedestrians in time square while laughing hysterically. Or maybe that's just me

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How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

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Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

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99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

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A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

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chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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Anti Joke

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