A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

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What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

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Take this and put it- No.

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Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

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There was 2 friends named Shutup and Trouble. They were camping and Trouble got lost in the woods. Shutup called the police. Shutup: Hello, is this 9-1-1 my friend is missing. Police: What is your name sir? Shutup: Shut up Police: What? Shutup: Shut up Police: What did you say? Shutup: I said Shut Up Police: Hey are you looking for TROUBLE? Shutup: Yes! Police: Guess what? We found him, he's safe in the station. We will have a officer come by a drop him off. Have a good day Mr. Shutup Shutup: Thank you

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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Baseball

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

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A midget walked under a bar.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

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Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

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Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

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There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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Anti Joke

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