Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

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What rhymes with turtle? Rape

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

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A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

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Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

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women's rights.

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STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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What's the anonymous name for vampire hunters? The KKK.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

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Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

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whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

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Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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Anti Joke

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