ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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Listen Nero, lol "listen", anyway, you seem pretty quick to take the blame for my mistakes here, I mean sigh... ...I would never send anyone to harass anyone, but then again I should never allowed them to join in the first place, how bad is that eye doing by the way? I am deeply sorry, I never meant for anything like this to happen. I am eating as I write, I mean I am still scared, I would not blame you if you still keep burning anger towards me.

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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Q:What's red and hurts your teeth? A:A brick

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

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What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

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color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

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Q:What's red and fluffy? A: A blue rock, if blue were red and rocks were fluffy

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

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