Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

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A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

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If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris, since Bruce Lee is dead.

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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Why Did The Monkey Fall Out Of The Tree? Because It Was Dead

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knock knock come in

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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A boy walks into a baker, asks for a loaf of bread. The baker enquires "White or brown?" to which the boy replies "It doesn't matter, I've got my bike."

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

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Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

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A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

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What's the difference between a raccoon and a bear? One's a raccoon, the other's a bear.

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Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

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What did the cat say to the cat? Miau

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Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

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homosexual rights to marriage

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whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

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MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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