- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

When life throws you lemons, duck.

if a sentence contains the words "Chuck Norris" it still has to end up with a period otherwise it is bad grammar and is looked down upon by American society.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

whats 1 + 1? 2

why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

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