How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

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How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

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Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

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What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

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What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

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A black man is going to get a vasectomy. He shows up to the doctor's office wearing a suit. The doctor says "Why are you wearing a suit?" The black man says "I just got back from a funeral"

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

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POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

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Knock knock. Who's there? Open the fucking door. Open it! This is a fucking robbery. This is not a fucking joke. Get down on the ground. Shut that baby up. Shut that fucking baby up! Now! Get on the fucking ground or I swear to Christ I will fucking end your life. Tell the kids to go to their room. Do it. Do it, you fucking bitch! Where's the fucking jewelry? You got any money stashed anywhere? Come on, I know it's here. Keys? Your husband got any guns? Give me everything valuable or I swear to god, I will fucking murder you in front of your son. The woman was brutally raped for hours.

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Why did the business man move to New York? Because he saw a potential business opportunity that could benefit him and his loving family.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

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Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

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what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

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Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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