Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

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What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

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9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

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Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

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Cheese

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

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What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

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