Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

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Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

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i hate you.

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

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did you know towels can cause dry skin?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

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Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

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Doris was putting up Christmas lights when he noticed the bulb's suddenly came on. He was puzzled at first, as he hadn't plugged them in. He climbed down the ladder and found that it was his son, Robby who had plugged the lights in.

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What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

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Paul howley can't drive, phahahaha

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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