Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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patient: Doctor, It hurts when I go like this. doctor: Don't do that.

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Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

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Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

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What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

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What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

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women's rights.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? A Ferrari was never alive.

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What is the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.

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what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

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what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

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Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

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What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

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Get in the Batmobile.

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