Why can't Tom go horse back riding? He is paralized from the neck down

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was crossing the road it tripped on a rock. When it was getting back up, a bus went through a stop sign and ran it over. After suffering for 3 weeks in an animal hospital, the chicken died.

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How many amoebas does it take to change a light bulb? Depending on your religious belief and the variation in evolutionary growth, a full study on the answer would require immense time and be very costly. I would also not feel comfortable providing an answer based on opinion or estimated guess. The answer is therefor be inconclusive.

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Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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lol this is the best joke ever!

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What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

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Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

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what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

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What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

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My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

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Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

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What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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