Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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Can you guess the following words? Boo*s s*x *orn g*y cu*t b*tch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

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A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

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Guess what? The Game.

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

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What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

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Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

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Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

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my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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