What is the difference between my right hand and my left hand? I used my right hand to stab your mother.

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why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

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How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

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- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

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What page are you on The gay page.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

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What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

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why didn't the drug addict take steroids? he was going to but died due to years of substance abuse

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A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

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A jew enters a mall.

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BBC have a new porn channel. C Boobies...

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An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

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A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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why did the man drop his ice-cream cone? He had no fingers, he lost them in Vietnam while he was protecting our country

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When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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bryden is a faggot

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