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H o m o comes out as homo

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What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

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We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you (Ooh, give you up) (Ooh, give you up) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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your mom

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Knock knock It's open, come in.

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

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what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

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What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

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What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

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what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to their son who got an A- in algebra? How do I know? I don't speak Chinese!

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If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

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Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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How do you please a black person? Shower him with love and affection.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

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