how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

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whats gay and can do flips? A gymnast

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What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

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A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

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I dislike old people.

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Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

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A:Why did the chicken cross the road? B:To get The Daily.....Do you get it. A:No. B:Me neither..I get The Times.

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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

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What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

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What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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