whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

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How did the man jumping out of the plane at 33,000 feet survive? Because he had a parachute

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whats white and gooy liguid goop

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How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

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Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Wonder Woman walk into a bar. The bartender decides to ruin the joke by saying nothing.

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

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What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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Womens rights

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Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

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Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

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I'm not here.

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Random letters vJKkBvCffsgfsjxmsocowdbwfeascbsa

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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womans having rights.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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i lyk 2 eet pup

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