What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

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Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

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What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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Q: What's the difference between Catholism and Judiasm? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Indians

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What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

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Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

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What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

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how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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