do you know what's so funny? yup

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My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

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For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

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How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

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Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

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What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

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Wanna know way i don't eat grapes? I hate Grapes.

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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How was the fifty-four year old counselor in nineteen places at once? He was blasted by a cannonball.

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why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

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A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

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what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

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MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

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What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

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