- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

kennah campion... being nice

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

in soviet russia, cow milks you

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

Knock Knock Who's There 42

Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

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