why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

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why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

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(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

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What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

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What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

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Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

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im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Obama

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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a boy fell in mud... a kid took a bath with bubbles... bubbles was the girl next door!

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

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Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

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What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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Cinema greatest shit final, anime and videogames dont translate well into movies edition: One day... a young man named Tyler Reed, is chased by the notorious bully named Peter Ganondorf... Just then... he coincidentally utters "I AM THE LINK!" And a great lightning bolt strikes him... Tyler Becomes THE LINK! As for Peter Ganondorf... he became a pile of burning ashes... But Just then THE LINK, gets contacted by Jessica Fairy! And receives a important message... The evil Dr.Bullshitious has destroyed the connection without earth and planet Zelda! And that is bad... BECAUSE! Can Tyler Reed use his powers of lightning fast flight, and collect the TWO pieces of the mystic "triforce" to earn the ultimate weapon? The Master gun! Most importantly, can he become THE LINK between Planet Zelda and Earth? *Shows random shots that you cant make shit of like those movies you know suck just from the narration* ZELDA: THE LINK TO PLANET EVOLUTION! Moral: Still better than Dragon Ball Evolution...

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A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

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Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

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Anti Joke

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