Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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SINCE YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY READING THIS, IT WILL GET THE MOST LIKES!!!!!

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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who has no willy? robbie kearns

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Your mom

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

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ORGANISM. Yeah, I thought it said "orgasm" too.

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There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

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What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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Man walks into an apple store. Shortly after he leaves with a fully charged phone.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

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Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

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Jesus once got nailed to a cross, beaten and gave his life in order to prove he was immortal. Safe to say, people remain impressed even 2000 years later. Moral: Lol, hey, its quite a feat, but what life did he give if he was immortal? Jesus is a okay dude though, he stole donkeys from stables (for transport) and when his disciples asked if stealing was bad he replied: God will provide for them. Awesome.

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Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

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What do 2 arabs say to each other in a super-market? For those of you who don't know your history, the true Lebanese are Phonecians. As such, they are not Ishmaelites/Arabs. They are from the house of Jaffeth. the youngest of Noah's sons. Arabs are from the house of Shem (i.e., Shemites/Semites), the oldest of Noah's sons, and Hamm, Noah's middle son who fathered Cannah with his mother. Haggar, the woman with whom Abraham fathered Ishmael, was a Cannonite. As such, Ishmael, the father of the Arabs, is half Semetic and half Hammetic. The true Lebanese are neither. Furthermore, the first non-Jewish Christian church was established with the Gentiles (the children of Jaffeth) in Lebanon. And then the shop blew up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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