Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

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A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

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You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

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Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

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Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

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In an apartment complex, a black family lived on the first floor, a mexican family lived on the second floor, and a white family lived on the third floor. Suddenly, at about noon on tuseday, a giant tornado came through town and took out the entire complex, destroying everything. Why did only the white familey survive the catastophy? Because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.

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A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

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Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

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-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

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Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

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What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

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What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to perform non-voluntary sexual acts against him.

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

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Lillie: tell me three adjectives that would describe yourself. Ellie: pretty, smart, and funny. Lillie: if I were to analyze you...I would say you are pretty, smart, and funny.

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what tall and looks like a jew?

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What do you call a black man with a speech impediment? By his name.

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Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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