Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

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Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

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guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

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A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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A little boy walks up to his father and asks him a question, "Daddy, how are babies born?" His father then replies in an enthusiastic manner, "You see, I stuck my dick in your mom's vag and started pounding. Apparently two condoms defeat the purpose."

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A: why did the kid run out of lead B: because his dad broke into his house raped his wife and stoll everything he owned

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why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

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Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! *ba dum chzz*

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

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Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

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I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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Why don't Polish girls swim in the sea? The only sea that Poland borders on is the Baltic. Throughout most of the year this sea is too cold to comfortably swim in.

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A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

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The Game

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what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

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Amanda Knox walks home free.

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4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

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Anti Joke

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