Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only A n a l because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

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Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

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What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

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A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

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Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. Bars serve people of all religions.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

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whats funny? small ginger girls who die there head red, then it turns ginger again

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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What did Pikachu say to Charmander? Nothing. Pokemon are fictional creatures, and thus, do not exist.

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why did the boy cry because i punched him so hard in the face he shit out his teeth for the next three weeks

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You know what they say about guys with really big feet? They own big shoes.

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what do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? An horse

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What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

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How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

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A guy walks into a bar, unfortunately for him, he walked in on a huge bar fight and managed to get the hell knocked out of him as he entered the door.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man returned and said, "My friend does not have a pulse and he is not breathing, so I stand by my prior assumption."

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What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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