Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

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Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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Well... My reputation is still kinda exaggerated apparently. What you experienced is called astral projection, some people claim it is the same as lucid dreaming, I beg to differ, the difference is vast. You basically just admitted that people believe much more in you, than you believe in yourself, without believing hypnosis does not work, people are like "bah its just suggestions", its true, but underestimating the power of suggestions is a pretty bad call.

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How do you get two whales in a car? You can't. Whales are very large creatures and cannot fit into anything that size.

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What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

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Knock Knock Who's there

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how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

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What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

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Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

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What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

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Your mom is so fat that when she dives into a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water than people with less body mass.

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what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

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where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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a potato flew around my room

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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Penis

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A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

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Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

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