Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

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politically correct!

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Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

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What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

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A blond walks into a hair dresser's wearing a pair of headphones. The hair dresser tells the blond to take the headphones off so she can cut the blond's hair. The blond says that if they take off the headphones, then they'll die. The hair dresser works around the headphones, but finally needs to cut underneath the headphones. The hair dresser forces the blond to take the headphones off and nothing happened.

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

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What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

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Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? Nothing at all, except the WNBA is professional basketball players of the female sex.

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

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Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

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porn-hub

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Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

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