Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

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What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

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Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

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why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

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Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

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why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

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why did the cow cross the road? n i g g e r

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

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Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

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Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

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What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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