What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

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How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

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Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

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What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

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How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

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Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

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Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

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Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

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Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

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How are you this morning?

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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