Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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This guy gets on a plane and leaves he takes a bite of a green Apple and says to sower then he takes a bite out of a red Apple and says to sweet so he takes a bite of a gernade and says to crunchy so the plane lands and he walks past a little boy crying and says little boy why are you crying because a green Apple came down and hit my dog in the head so he's walking along and sees a nether boy crying and says little boy why are you crying cause a red Apple came down and hit me on the head so he's walking along abd sees a little girl laughing little girl he says why are you laughing cause I farted and the building be hind me bluw up lol ????

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

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Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

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yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

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What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

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What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

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What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

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A white man and a black woman walk into a bar, they both fell in love and lived happily together until their 25 year old son had gotten in too a car crash Luckily their son lived

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

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whats 1 + 1? 2

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Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

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a show horse jumps over a bar

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