Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

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What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

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what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

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What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

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whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

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A marine biologist is captured by a group of violent pirates. After hours of being tortured, the pirates make him walk the plank. As he is pushed on to the plank, they ask him for his one last request. He responds "Kill yourselves." The pirates proceed to stab themselves until they bleed out and the marine biologist is the last man on the boat.

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What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

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What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

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Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

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