EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

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Yo mamma's so fat, she should try NutriSystem.

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Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

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Women's rights.

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

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A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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"An alcohol walks into a man. He is a family and is destroying the bar." Says the drunk man to the bartender who wrote it on Anti-joke.com.

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What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

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A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

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god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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What do you call the black guy with a gun a ski mask on? Tyrone, because thats his name.

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What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

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Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

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