What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

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I will create more jobs for americans

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What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

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Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

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how do you make a plumber cry you kill his family

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A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

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knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

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Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

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Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

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Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

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poopoo

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Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

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What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

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*Knock knock* Who's there? Stab.

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crap!!

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Why does Shaun's dad beat him? Because Shaun is an asshole.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

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