What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

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A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

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what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

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Obama 2012

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How do you kill a black guy With a gun

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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Test

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

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When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

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What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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