What happens if you are in the north pole at a temperature of -2 Cº and you throw a rock to the air in straight line? The green rockeater will eat it

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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After waking up at the break of dawn, a man saw his dogs food dish was empty. In slight excitement for his dog to finally eat after his dish being empty all night, he called his dog in from outside, expecting him to go straight to his food dish like always. The dog walked by without noticing.

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Your momma so fat, she's fat

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken!!!!!

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Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

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How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

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After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

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what do you call a girl who sells sex for money? sally

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

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