What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

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Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

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What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

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DARK FACT: A ratchet black chick would say that was racist.

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

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what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

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im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

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roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down ya mums facebook will do

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why'd the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey Why'd the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure Why'd the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? his girlfriend broke up with him so he commited suicide Why'd the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? cuz it was a dumbass

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How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

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Q: How did the black man get to the first branch on the tree? A: He climbed, like the average person.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, purple is a color, I like grilled cheese

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What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

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What happened to the peanut who went to New York City? He got a-salted

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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What is worse than the Holocost? Keeping the Jews alive.

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Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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what did the cerial killer get for christmas an electric chair

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So a man walks into a bar, asks for a beer, then drinks it. He then goes home expecting to have dinner with his wife and 2 kids. His wife smells his breath before that and asks him what happens. The men opens to his true and only love and tells her he's having a bad time at work. So they share a hug and talk about it. The man is then renewed, starts pulling up at his job and gets a promotion to general supervisor. He lives happily and watches his kids grow and become professionals. He then dies of a heart attack at the advanced age of 89 while he was watching his favorite TV show.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: slightly aged post it note glue

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I? Everett

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Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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