Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

There was an Englishman a Welshman and a Scotsman, all of whom were nationals of the United Kingdom.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he happened to be walking in that general direction.

Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Lil Wayne's rapping career

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

whats dumb and small? dandruff

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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