What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

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What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

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Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

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what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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So a mouse walks into a bar....the bartender immediatly kills it because he doesn't want another C rating by the sanitation department.

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Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

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Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

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Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

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So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

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What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the slaughterhouse was on the other side.

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What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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