Have you seen Helen Keller's new car? Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

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-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

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So these two guys are in this barn f!@#$%^ this owl! no terms of service were available but i posted anyway cuz i just didnt want the best anti to be missed!

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Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

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A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

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What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

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A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

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Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

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Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

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Why did the small child cry? He was forced to dig his own grave at gunpoint.

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I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

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What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

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What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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