Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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Three Greeks and Three Turks are traveling by train to a conference. Both racial groups arrive safely to their destination.

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

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Four blondes are driving to Disneyland, as they finally got to Florida, they read a sign that said "Disneyland: left" so they turned around and headed home.

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What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

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What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

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A black person walks out of KFC

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What does a pelican and a taxman have in common? Both are bipedal, both are carbon-based lifeforms that procreate by DNA replication, both in all probablility eat fish, both have survival instinct, both require fresh water for hydration, both have five senses; vision, hearing, touch, taste and smell, both are capable of at least limited cognition, and both can turn aggressive when provoked.

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

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What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

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Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

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your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

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Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

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Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

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what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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