There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

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Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

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White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

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pobody's nerfect

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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So like i was like 3 and I was like stupid or something I was only three, come on! three

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when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

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How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

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What do you call a black guy who is selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

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Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

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Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

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your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

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