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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

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Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

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Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

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Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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A boy walks into a baker, asks for a loaf of bread. The baker enquires "White or brown?" to which the boy replies "It doesn't matter, I've got my bike."

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How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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What do you call a black man? A person

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What happens if you fell off a 600 foot cliff? You die.

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What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

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Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

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who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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