Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

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What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

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What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

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my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

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Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

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What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

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knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have cancer.

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

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What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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Once a upon of time, there was a very big kangaroo named Jake. Well one day Jake was eating some food when suddenly a bunch of humans came and saw him. One human name Willie went over to take some pictures of the animal. The Jake ran away.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

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What's brown and sticky? Anal

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why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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purple pickles

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what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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