- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

I C U P White stuff

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Is your refrigerator running? Go fuck yourself

Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

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