1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

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How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

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how do you confuse a blond?

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Saggy Nipples By chan chan

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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

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What is square and grey? A grey square.

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

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A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

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yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

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how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

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The Earth is a nice place to live.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

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