Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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Knock knock. Come in.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

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Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

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what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

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Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

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This is an anti-joke.

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

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whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

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What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

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What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

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How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. "Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Not Sally"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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