Puns are terrible. I love them.

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why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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What did the African-American get for Christmas? Nothing. I did mention he was African-American, right?

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you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

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What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

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Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

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Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you...

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Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

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Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

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life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

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Q: What's funny about a gay man being raped by men for being gay? A: The man's personality

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what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

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Yes

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Military intelligence.

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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