What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

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ok i got one for ya 2 Penn State coaches walk in to a butt....

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Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

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What's worse than the Holicost? Bitting into an apple and finding a worm

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Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

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Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

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Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

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when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

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why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

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Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

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I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

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A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

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You.

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A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

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