Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

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how bout that airplane foood!!!1

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Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

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A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

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*you're

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Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

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A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

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whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

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Why did Shrek eat the onions? Anyone who has seen the Shrek films would know that Shrek never mentions anything about eating onions. In the first movie, Shrek and donkey have a conversation in which he compares himself to an onion, but the scene lasts maybe a minute and never again does Shrek mention onions in any way, shape, or form. For whatever reason, this one scene has turned onions into the strongest signature icon associated with Shrek.

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

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when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

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Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

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If I give you 5 dollars, and you give me 5 dollars, then we both still have 5 dollars, which when combined will equal 10 dollars. Meaning we could buy something that cost's 10 dollars or less. But we should probably also factor in tax, so we should only buys something that costs a little over 9 dollars.

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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Anti Joke

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