she wasn't 18

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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Why don't you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike? Because depending on the size of the rock, you could seriously injure him.

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What do you say to a man, who calls you 3 AM? - "Hello!"

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Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

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What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

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What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

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A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

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Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

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What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

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I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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Q: why did the plane crash? A: because jack daniels equals 7

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why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

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What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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