I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

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Where is my tractor?

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how long has dibey got left like :)

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

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What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

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What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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Abbie shaved her arse today....then it smiled at me

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Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jon "Bones" Jones will be fighting Rashad Evans for the Light Heavyweight title tonight at 10PM Eastern time at UFC145.

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A man walks into a bar. Except it was a metal bar, like a pole. So he got hurt.

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why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

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Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

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Two guys walk into a bar to get out of the rain and have a drink after a long day of work. The first guy orders a bottle of imported beer sits down and begins to drink. After waiting his turn the second guy also orders a bottle of imported beer but because he is Polish he does it incorrectly and awkwardly

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1234567890? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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What is better than a cat? Nothing

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What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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