Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

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You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

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Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

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what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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Once upon a time.

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

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BWAT

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Small breasts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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