What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

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Why do people like the number 69? Because some people have favorite numbers, and 69 is a number.

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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What is Ash gray Battleship gray Black Blue-gray Cadet gray Charcoal Cool gray Davy's gray Payne's gray Gunmetal Silver Slate gray Taupe Purple taupe Medium taupe Rose quartz Taupe gray Timberwolf WhiteApple green Asparagus Bright green Cal Poly Chartreuse Dark olive green Dark spring green Dartmouth green Fern green Forest greenGreen Green-yellow Harlequin Honeydew Hunter green India green Islamic green Jungle green Lawn green LimePhthalo green Pigment green Pine green Pistachio Sea green Shamrock green Spring bud Spring green Teal Yellow-greenAlice blue Aqua Aquamarine Celeste Cerulean Cyan Electric blue Jungle green Magic mint MintAir Force blue Air superiority blue Alice blue Azure Baby blue Bleu de France Blue Blue-gray Bondi blue Brandeis blueAmethyst Byzantium Cerise Eggplant Fandango Fuchsia Heliotrope Indigo Lavender blush Lavender (floralblack gray silver white maroon red purple fuchsia green lime olive yellow navy blue teal aqua a List that you just spent 5 min reading

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What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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Dumbledore dies.

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what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

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Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

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Why did the Iraqi airline crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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I would write a joke, but it wouldn't be funny

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

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What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

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What did the black man say to the man from Kyrgyzstan? I've never heard of your country before.

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

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