what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

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How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

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What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Robin, Get in the Car

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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Yock

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

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Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

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What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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