- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

Why didn't the lolipop taste like anything to the boy beacuse he was aborted

A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

my wife came out of the kitchen....

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

If you have a green ball in your left hand and a green ball your right hand, what do you have? Kermit the Frog's undivided attention

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? Awkward

A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

Can I ask you a question? You just did

a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

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