You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

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Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken. How do you get a baby to run faster? Chase it with the lawn mower. What do you get when you cut a baby with a straight razor? An erection. What do you get when you put a dead baby in a blender? Hold on. I'll tell you in a second. What's pink and spits? A baby in a frying pan. -S

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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Three men walked into a bar. They looked around, saw that it was pretty crowded, and decided they'd feel more comfortable going somewhere a little less busy down the road.

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What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your dad you're gay.

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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Anti Joke

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