What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

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How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Dedication and hard work

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what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

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What did Death say to Life? Go die.

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Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

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What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

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Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

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Why did the maths book commit suicide? It wanted to be history

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

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I am in love with pizza. It was a friday night and i was hanging around with my so called friends 'banana-rama' 'pearman' and 'peaches' (keep in mind these are all fruit). I ordered a pizza from Poker Pizza and it came an hour later i brung it to my kitchen and i opened the box. It was lovely. I eat it, i soon realized that I had eat my one true love and decided to order another pizza.

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ROB SNIEDER ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS A CAARRRRROT! rated pg-13

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

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Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch". The nearby patrons ask him what is ailing him.

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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