What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

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What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

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- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

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What's Black, White, and Red all over? A Cow in a giant blender...

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knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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porn-hub

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

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how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

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did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

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I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

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Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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