What do you get when you add a cucumber some vinegar some salt and you get..... Macaroni and cheese

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What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

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How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

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whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

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What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

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What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

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Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

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for keeps?

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

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GADZOOKS!

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Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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