What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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dead battery come on down

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to fix a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes.

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What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

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Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

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What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

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knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

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knock, knock whos there child molestor

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What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

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What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

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a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

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Lacrosse

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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what do an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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who farted? umm........that guy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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