Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

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Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!

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What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

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Whats 9 + 10? 19

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

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What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

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why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

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So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

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3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

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why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops. What's worse than being raped by a Triceratops? Being gang raped by a herd of Triceratops.

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How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

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What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

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yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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