A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

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Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

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school homewrok

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How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

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what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

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why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

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You have Aids. April fools! you have super Aids.

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What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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