-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

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why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

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So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

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Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

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Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

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Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

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A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

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What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

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Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

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Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

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Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

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What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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Jayden Eccles

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Today is jessica's birthday and she is turnig 6 She walks in the living room to tell her dad its her birthday. Jessica"Dad, Dad guess how old i am today!" Dad "How old?" Jessica"6 dad im am 6". she walks into the kitchen to tell her Grandad Jessica" papa papa guess how old i am today" Grandad"Well for me to know this you would have to take of your panties" as he tells her she did as she was told. her grandad fingers her and smells her panties. He tells her "You are 6 today" Jessica"How did you know" Grandad"I listen as you told your dad in the dinning room".

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my mom died because she was morbidly obese

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