What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

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Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

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rocky is here again.......................

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Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? Unloading them with a pitchfork

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once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

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mark is life

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How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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What do you call an blank test? an F

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into another apple and finding another worm.

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Parents were talking about a particular whore house and tries to keep it secret to their son. Father: Bob and I saw the house near the river, its a whore house full of prostitutes. Mother: Shhh! Our son is listening. The Son enters the room. Son: Don't mind me, I know that area. Both parents were angry: So you've been there!? Don't deny, you know! Son: Just because I know doesn't mean I've been there. I know the moon has less gravity but I haven't been there.

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How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

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.sdrawkcab siht gnidaer era ouy ,siht daer nac ouy fI

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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Boy: Hey girl see these arms? They are just dying to be wrapped around you! She stabs him dead End of story

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Knock knock Shut up

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Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

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A man on a plane convened his stupid flyer that instead of who in knock-knock jokes it what were, he thought it would funny. Later it really paid off, as they fly very close over water he says "knock knock" "whose there" " Captain Neverlands" "Captain Neverlands wh-...were" "Captain Neverlands IN WATER YOU DUMMY!!!!"

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Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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