Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

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Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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Anti jokes are funny

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Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

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what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

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So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

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knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

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What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

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What did the poor sickly orphan get for Christmas? Nothing.

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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how do you drown a blonde? strategically place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool (or just a regular sticker because, quite honestly, they won't be able to tell the difference as the water fills their lungs)

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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Anti Joke

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