roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. You know why it didn't? Because it wasn't a chicken. It was a dog.

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Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

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What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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whats your budget like? a budget.

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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What is worse then 10 babes nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap ...in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations])That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Depending on the amount of saliva you produce each lick the answer to this question varies species to species.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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