"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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Why did the man jump out of the plane? Because the plane was losing fuel fast so he grabbed a parachute and went for it and realized that was the only one left so everyone died a horrible death.

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Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

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Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

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so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

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Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

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Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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What happens when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant? Absolutely nothing. The two belong to entirely different animal families and their reproductive abilities are totally incompatible. A kangaroo could never fertilize an elephant, or vice versa. To suggest anything else is unrealistic and a physical impossibility.

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ecks! why zee?

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

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What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

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what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

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Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

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How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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