Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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There's a blonde, Brunette and a Redhead stuck at the top of a cliff. A genie appears and says he will grant them each one wish. The Brunette wishes she could at the bottom of the cliff, The redhead wishes she could be back with her children and the blonde would just love to be back to her family. :/

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

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how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

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A man goes to the beach to meat babes, but know one seemes to notice him. The man notices another man with a crowed of beautiful women surrounding him. Later that day he stops the man and asks him, how do you get all those girls? the man replies put a potato in your bathing suit. so the next day the man puts a potato in his bathing suit, this time he notices girls walking by and laughing, he goes to the man at the end of the day and asks why it did not work, the man replies, next time try putting the potato in the front

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adam shagged katie lololol

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Carl -Carl wh-wait... carl...CARL OH MY GOD!!!! WE ALL THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD ,CARL!!!! Where have you been? Oh my god... Mom's DEAD! When we all thought you were dead she hung herself! IT'S YOUR FAULT SHE'S DEAD, CARL! YOUR FAULT!!!!!! YOU ARE AN UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT CARL! YOU KNOW THAT? I hope you burn in hell.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

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Cold camel scrotum.

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whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

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What did the golfer do when he hit a shot with a lot of pressure on him into the water? He dropped another ball and continued on, for golf is a civilized game and bad manners are prohibited.

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Whats worse than bieber fever? A yeast infection.

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Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

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If Earth is a triangle, then why are trees smart? Because turtles have 4 legs

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What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

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Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

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patient: Doctor, It hurts when I go like this. doctor: Don't do that.

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God

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A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

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Two gay guys hosted a barbecue. The music and food was great. Everyone had a good time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Anti jokes SUCK!

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Anti Joke

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