You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

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What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

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What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

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You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

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How did the blond die? Substance abuse

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A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

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-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

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What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

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'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

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What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

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Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

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yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

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a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

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Anti Joke

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