Why do dyslexic people stink at typing? c k j a h s d i u p q h g n z v m n k b e r t y o f This is why...

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

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What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

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3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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