Roses are red Bacon is too Rhyming is hard bacon

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When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she saw her future.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

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tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

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Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

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How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

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Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Theres a crazy ass alpaca ready to take a shit on you

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two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

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Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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