Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

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What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

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What's brown and slimy? brown slime

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

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What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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Beka has AIDS

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

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What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

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Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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Knock. Knock. Who's There? Its Jim, is Craig home? No he moved out sorry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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