What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

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What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

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What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

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What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

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Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

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I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

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What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

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So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

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Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

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Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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