John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

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Joay impistato is a fig

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Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

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A man works at a brick factory. He is told by his boss that if he is to steal any brick from the factory, he will be sacked. But every day the man steals one brick and puts it in his lunch box to take home and is not caught. One day he has enough bricks to build a house, and he says "When I build this house there will be none left over". The house is now built and while the man is taking a look around he stubs his toe on something, he looks down to see a brick and he sighs, picks up the brick and throws it in the air. There are two pilots driving a plane, one has a dog and one has a wardrobe. One pilot says to the other "I don't particularly like dogs" then the other pilot says to him "I don't really like wardrobes". They then make an agreement and throw both the wardrobe and the dog out the window. Five minutes later one pilot looks out the window out onto the plane wing, and guess what he sees? A brick.

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What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

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What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

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Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

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Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

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Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

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How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

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Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

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How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

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women's rights

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What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

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What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

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