Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

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Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

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What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

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Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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I used to write letters to Black people, then I got an arrow to the knee.

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What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? Nothing at all, except the WNBA is professional basketball players of the female sex.

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how do you fall off a building? you trip.

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

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why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

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whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally!

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Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

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Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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