So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

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what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

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gay marriage.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

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hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

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Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

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Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

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What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

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What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

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A caterpillar and its mom (a butterfly) come upon a lion eating an antelope. The caterpillar says "Mom, why is the lion so mean to the antelope?" The mom replies: "it's the circle of life." The next day, the caterpillar and his mom witness a bird of prey swooping down and eating a mouse. The caterpillar asks why the bird of prey is so mean and the mom responds by saying its the circle of life. The next day, the caterpillar and its mom come across a trail of dead animals. They follow the trail to the end where they see a great lion. The mom opens her mouth to say its the circle of life when her son jumps up and eats the lion. THE END.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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