Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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What happens when you divide by zero? According to the limits in Calculus, 1/x as x approaches 0 becomes closer to infinity, so we can safely conclude that if we could divide by zero, it would be a form of infinity. Positive infinity for 1/0, negative infinity for -1/0 and unsigned infinity for 0/0, as zero has no sign.

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Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

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a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

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A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

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why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

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Why was the boy sick? Because he accidently ate his own feces.

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What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

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The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

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i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

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What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

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what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

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Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

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I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

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Person 1: You have something on your head Person 2: What? Where? What is it? Person 1: Hair

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Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

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So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

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when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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