Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

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A young baby died.

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Penis.

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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Lil Wayne

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A British man walks into a dental office.

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whats white jizz

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The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

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Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

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Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

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How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

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What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

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a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

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Why can't jokes spit?

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who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

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What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

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Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

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whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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