What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

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What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

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Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

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why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

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What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

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Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

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Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

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dat shoe shine tho

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

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justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

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How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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