How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, and has two possible oxidation states, +2 and the slightly more stable +4. Tin is the 49th most abundant element and has, with 10 stable isotopes, the largest number of stable isotopes in the periodic table. It is a silvery, malleable other metal that is not easily oxidized in air, obtained chiefly from the mineral cassiterite where it occurs as tin dioxide, SnO2.

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its snowing on mount fuji

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Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

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When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

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Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

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So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

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Men, get on the boat.

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

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Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

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dry handjob

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saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

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Christopher Walken to a bar.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

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Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

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What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

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What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

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A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

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Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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