Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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Women's Rights.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

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How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

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What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

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2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

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What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

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Emo Girl: Whats Your Favorite song? Regulor Girl: Something Carrie Underwood sing!(: Emo Girl: Are you retarted? Regulor Girl: Well im not the one who loves Emos .-. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Honstley, I didnt right this my cousin told me to wriget this... i think its stupied... And Yes, Ima Emo but im not trying to judge people if there emo or not! :D Luv ya! -Angel- <3

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

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Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

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what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing.He's dead.

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

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TWATFROST HOLOCOSTME sOME MONEY TO GET A BOOB JOB HAHAHAHA BALOWJOB

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What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

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How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

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How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

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Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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