Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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An astronaut walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After waiting for about 1 and a half minutes he receives his beer. The bartender says it was 3 dollars. The astronaut checks his wallet and finds no money so he pays with credit card. The bartender swipes his credit card but the card doesn't work. So the astronaut takes out his debit card. When the bartender swipes the debit card it worked. In relief the astronaut looks at the bartender and says "Thank you" and then goes home.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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rosie o'donald goes on a diet

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Wanna hear a joke womens rights

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Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

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Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

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Gabe Mercado

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What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

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What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

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I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

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What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

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How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

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Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

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How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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