Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

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hi

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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What's your guys names?

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Why did the boy laugh? Because someone told him a joke.

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What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

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How do you fit 6000000 jews into a car? 1 in the front, 1 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

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"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

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Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

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Rush Limbaugh

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knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

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whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

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If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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Reading the Terms and Conditions

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to, like any other chicken

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If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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poop

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A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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