- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

smug face >:}

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

Doctor everybody that I stare at seems to die moments later! Uh, why are you looking at me so intensely... >:)

What did the chicken say to the butcher? Moo.

WOMEN'S RIGHTS

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

canaan and mallory

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

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