What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

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What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

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Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

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Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

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your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

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Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

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sky silverstein

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

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How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

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I was (really) asked one day by a guy if I wanted to star in a porn movie... Before I could even think about it he asked my 14 year old sister "Do you want to join in too?" And that kids, is why I am stuck in jail for pushing up a boot up a guys ass... Well replace boot with dick, and guys ass with my 14 year old sister and yeah... Naw... seriously she has hueg boobs though... at the age of 14, damn those melons have not even gone a bit greenish yellow and they are still growing... ...Hey Cassandra, its NeroMetal, good thing I am not your brother and that you are 19 right? NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THAT NEROISM DUDE THAT CHATS HERE, I play videogames, and write books, and sign books... ...Then some guy sees my real name is Nero and goes that guy on horsehead network? Who? HE SUCKS! SUCKS ASS!

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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Your eye color is very unique.

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Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

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Q:What's the difference between a turtle and a cat? A: One's a turtle and the other is a cat....

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

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Dan was friends with Dick. Dick likes to give massages to Dan. Dan's favorite is Dickie's special mixture. He will remember Dick, his favorite personal assisatant for life. CREEPER

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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