Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Q:What did the goat die? A: I dont know everything dies

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What is the best part about football The scoring

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A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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There are two types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. I happen to be one of those who can.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

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what did the plane say to the trade center on 9/11 boom

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A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the boy laugh? Because someone told him a joke.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

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I have a sandwich and chips for lunch! But instead of a sandwich I have macaroni, and instead of chips I have no friends.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

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Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

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Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

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