How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

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DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

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what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

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A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

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Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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A Muslim walks into a bar. BOOM

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Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

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the little pink lady joke: There once was a little pink lady who lived in a little pink house. One day, she was in her little pink bed when her little pink doorbell rang. So she gets out of her little pink bed, puts on her little pink slippers, crosses her little pink room, openes her little pink door, goes down her little pink hallway, goes down her little pink stairs, and to her little pink door. She openes her little pink door, and there is a postman standing on her little pink mat. The postman says: "Does Mr Green live here?" The little pink lady said: "No." So she closes her little pink door, goes back up her little pink staircase, down her little pink corridor, into her little pink room, takes off her little pink slippers and hops into her little pink bed. Then her little pink doorbell rings again. So she gets out of her little pink bed, puts on her little pink slippers, crosses her little pink room, openes her little pink door, goes down her little pink hallway, goes down her little pink stairs, and to her little pink door. She openes her little pink door, and there is a postman standing on her little pink mat. The postman says: "Does Mr White live here?" The little pink lady said: "No." So she closes her little pink door, goes back up her little pink staircase, down her little pink corridor, into her little pink room, takes off her little pink slippers and hops into her little pink bed. And then her little pink doorbell rings again. So she gets out of her little pink bed, puts on her little pink slippers, crosses her little pink room, openes her little pink door, goes down her little pink hallway, goes down her little pink stairs, and to her little pink door. She openes her little pink door, and there is a postman standing on her little pink mat. The postman says: "Does Mr Brown live here?" The little pink lady said: "No." So she closes her little pink door, goes back up her little pink staircase, down her little pink corridor, into her little pink room, takes off her little pink slippers and hops into her little pink bed. Finally, its breakfast time, so the little pink lady gets out of her little pink bed, puts on her little pink slippers, goes out of her little pink room and to her little pink kitchen. Inside, there are 3 men. 2 are eating cheerios, 1 is eating an apple. This proves that cheerios are more popular than apples!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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