What do you call a fat kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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YOLO.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

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Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

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There's a plane with 5000 bricks in it, one falls out. How many bricks are on the plane now? 4999 How do you get an elephant in the fridge? U open the fridge,put the elephant in and close the fridge. How do you get a deer in the fridge? Open the fridge, take the elephant out and close the fridge. A lion is trowing a party and the whole animal kingdom shows up, what animal isn't there? The deer cause he's still in the fridge. A little old lady is walking threw an alligator and snake invested swamp. *The snakes and alligators eat her (wrong answer) The brick falls on her head

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whats wosre than stubbing your toe? being lost on a desert island being raped

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Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

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You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

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Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

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What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

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why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

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"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

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Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

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