What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

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Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

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what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

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What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

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there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

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What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

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Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

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How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

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If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

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A child walks into a classroom.

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A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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