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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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:) Hey AMBY VALENT! Want to join our horsehead show below?? *Laughing track with that fat loud bitch that wont stop laughing making the actors stare at each other like douches* :/ Muuh, I dont really care im just some meh character anyway so yuh...' *Laughing track* ? ???? ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA! :( Hey get outta our show here you China man! *OOOH! Track plays with some fa*ott whistling* ? ???? | Baka! *leaves* *Awww track plays* *Laughing track*

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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Women's Rights

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your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

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What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

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Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

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So a frog and a penguin were talking and the frog says, " I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is we're freezing, but the good news is: We have a conoe!".

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

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What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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