What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

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Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

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Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

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Why does the man hate his job? He thinks working sucks?

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

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What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

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The holocaust

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Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

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What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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Whats red, green, and goes 60 mph? A frog in a blender.

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How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

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Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

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Moo! I'm a goat!

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What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One's fun to smash and the other is a watermelon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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