why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

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What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

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Who is a better president, Bush or Obama? Both have their Pros and Cons.

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How do you get a small freckly boy to stop watching television. You turn off the television.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A piolet you racist!

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Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but if you set him on fire, he'll die

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

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Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

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Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human.

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What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's really ugly and smells like a hampster? My hampster.

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What do chickens, pictures and babies have in common? Nothing.

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what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

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What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

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what happens when a white guy goes to harlem he gets robbed by 5 to 10 black men

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

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chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens are very absent-minded creatures. the chances are the chicken saw some form of bug or other edible life form from across the road and decided to venture over in that direction. if the road was not there, the chicken would most likely have still crossed that same expanse of ground, regardless of potential consequences.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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