Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

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YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

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Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

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Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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Q. What is the answer to life? A. 34

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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VITAMIN C!

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Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

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