what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

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ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

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What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

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whats yellow after cani...nathan

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Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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the battle of waterloo

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Whats9+10 19

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Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

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A man is shipwrecked on a desert island. One day, he finds an old lamp. When he rubs it, a genie appears. The genie says, "You have freed me. As a reward, I will grant you three wishes." The man smacks himself in the face and mutters, "Oh god, I'm seeing genies now. I must be delirious from lack of food and water." Several hours later, he dies.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

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OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

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Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

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Jews for Jesus

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

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