A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

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what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

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Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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A horse walks into a bar the barkeeper asks 'Why the long face?' The horse, incapable of speaking English, walked around in a circle, excreated and left.

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What is full of water and drowning people A pool

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How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

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Why did the man take a shower?, he didint smell so good...

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

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Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

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How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

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If God gives you lemons you find a new God

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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