Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

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why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

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Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

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What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

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a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

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There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

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5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

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What do u call an anorexic with a yeast infection? -a quarter pounder with cheese. (not really anti-joke, im a girl and thought this was funny lol)

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Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

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What should someone do if they are Le Zirk? Have a zirk. THEN FIRE THE ZIRKKK!!!!!!!

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canaan and mallory

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Why did the horse insult the postage stamp? He didn't. Horses can not speak English nor can anything verbally or physically critique a postage stamp and make it feel any emotional distress.

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What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

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A guy has cancer. He dies.

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roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

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