How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

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Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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Female Athletics

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

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Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

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A man walks into a bar gets hurt and falls over

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what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

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Do you believe this will change?

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AHLTFKCITAWKSHTC

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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Steve is 12. He has a friend named Gary. Later in his life steve will realize that he is gay and will fall for a man also named Gary. Gary and steve will be together forever. Until steves friend gary goes insane because this man has stollen his name and go and kill the other gary. The end.

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What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

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What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios? A delicious and hearty breakfast that lowers cholesterol and is good for the heart

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Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

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Dear emma brown i would appreciate if i could have my dick back, the you squeezed of wwith you ass cheeck -jackson edwards

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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