Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

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If you are reading this you are a nerd

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My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

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Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

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A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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OMG I NEED FRESH WATER

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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Bob: Oh, there was a big surfing competition in Hawaii. Bill: that's really cool. Bob: yeah, there were huge waves up to 53 feet. Bill: Awesome! Bob: Yeah there was a Japanese guy that won. Bill: Wow, that will bring up the spirits of japan. Bob: Yeah, but he got disqualified. Bill: No, how?!?! Bob: he was surfing on his dresser.

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When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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