Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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*Phone rings* Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

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Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

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Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

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How many babies can you breast feed? 2

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Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

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What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

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a dyslexic man can't spell a word, don't judge him

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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