Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

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So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

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what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

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Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

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I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

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why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

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I have a really funny joke.

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Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

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What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

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Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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what is the diference between a jew and a boy scout. a boy scout comes home from camp.

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How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

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No, Trinidad.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

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