you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights.

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what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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this is a joke

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Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

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Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

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I had a friend named Joshua, he died of AIDs, cancer, and several other diseases.

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A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

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A little girl was curious about where people come from so she asked a very controversial question. Girl goes up to her mother and ask "Mommy, where do babies come from?" Mother replies "Ask daddy." Girl says "Daddy, where do babies come from?" Father replies "Ask the dog." Girl then goes up to her dog and says "Doggy, where do babies come from?" The dog doesn't reply because it's a dog.

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Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

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Whats the difference between a brick and a Jew? One you throw it at the postmans head, the other is just a brick

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

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How do you know when you're on a Jewish golf course? The players don't yell 'FORE' they yell '$3.99!' @Obsequiously

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

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Anti Joke

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