- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

A little boy walks up to his father and asks him a question, "Daddy, how are babies born?" His father then replies in an enthusiastic manner, "You see, I stuck my dick in your mom's vag and started pounding. Apparently two condoms defeat the purpose."

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