Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

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An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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What do you call this? A sentence in English.

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

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What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

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Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

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what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

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A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

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What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

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Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

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Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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