your mama so old, shes dead.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

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Knock Knock Who's there

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If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

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what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

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Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

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A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

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what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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Q: What's fat and smelly? Q: What's worse than Nikki Manaj? Q: What's the bane of everyone and everything's existence? A: Kim Kardashian

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who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

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Anti Joke

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