Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

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How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

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Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

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what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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poo is yummy

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what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

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What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

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Okay so there was a turtle, a pig, and a donkey. They were out fishing when suddenly they spot a man in boat. The man said he hasn't eaten in 5 days and he is very hungry. He looked at the turtle and said "no, too much shell." The turtle was happy and left. He looked at the pig and said "no, too much fat." The pig ran away and was very happy. He looked at the donkey and said "I think I'll have donkey today." The donkey ran away because he was scared. The man died from hunger.

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There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

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josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

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Penis

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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whats a dick a dick

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