Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

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A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

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How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

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What is pink, female and has two dicks? A mother with two sons, both called Richard.

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Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

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Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

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What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

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Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

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What do you call a man with no body, just a nose? Nobody Knows.

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What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

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What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

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Nippies

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

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Scott Gomez

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How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

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why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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