What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

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Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

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Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

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What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They were caucasian artists.

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

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Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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why did phil ruin the patio furniture? because he wasnt familiar with the grammar technique used

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

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