What does the latin maid does when I tell har to clean behind the couch? Nothing, she doesn't speak English.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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Ask me if I'm a flower. Are you a flower? No.

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Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

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whats 2+2? 1

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An owl and a squirrel watch a farmer walk by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing because owls are not capable of human speech. The owl then eats the squirrel because the owl is a bird of prey.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Once upon a time, there was a pair of headphones. It loved the sound of music.

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Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

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O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

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Knock knock... Whose there? Patrick Oh hey, come in...

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What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

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what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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1 + 1 = 3

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What's 1+1? 4.

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