you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

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whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

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a guy walks into another tall man knowing that he has something weird in his mouth. he pulls out a fly, apologizes for running into him and promptly walks to his small appartment to brush his teeth. the next day a fridge hits him in the face and he spontaneously combusts. he was never seen again.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

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they're dead. idiot.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

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How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

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a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

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How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

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What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

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One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple that has just been brutally murdered. If you see this, you should probably notify the local police so that they may investigate the situiation.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

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What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

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NAACP

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