What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

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Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

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Welcome to make your own anti joke! Please use tkeyboard usually available somewhere below this screen.

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Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

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What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

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What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

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A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

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What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. He didn't, this joke gets old really fast

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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