How many arabs can fit in a 2007 honda accord? legally up to 5

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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Once upon a time there was a kid he was happy The End

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yo momma is so tall shes tall

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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Why doesn't the mexican have a job? Grad school is taking up too much of his time.

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Whats the best way to take the leaves off the tree? - Cut down the tree-

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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Roses are red violets are blue why dont u go take a shower

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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