What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

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What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

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What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

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"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

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what is a bracket? a bracket

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What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

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Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

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Get off my porch.

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I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

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4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

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When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

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Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

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What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

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Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

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Anti Joke

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