- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

someone called someone else a frog

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

A cowboy walks in to a bar and says to the guy behind the counter "Can I have a glass of water?". The bar tender shot a gun and missed the cowboy by an inch. The cowboy said thanks. Why? Because the cowboy had the hiccups

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

fack me in the ace! CC

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

Woman's Rights

Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

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