what goes woof ? A dog.

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave Smith. Oh, hey Dave. Come in.

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What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

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What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

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What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

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A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

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Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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Fine, ladies first.

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Why did jimmy cross the road? Because that was the direction the cannon was pointing.

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What do you call a man with one ear? A one-eared man.

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