- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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