What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

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Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

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Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

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what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

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Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

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How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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I used to write letters to Black people, then I got an arrow to the knee.

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Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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hi. thats what she said.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

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The penn state football administration

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this is not a joke

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Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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