Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

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Knock Knock Who's there? ... No one, you have Schizophrenia

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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a man is stranded on a deserted island with no food, water or clothing and he comes upon a magical genie lamp, a genie pops out and tells him that he has three wishes, the man asks for food,water, and clothing, the genie says "of course" the man was elated but then the genie says " but i'm afraid to tell you that genies don't exist and your hallucinating from your harsh living conditions...i'm sorry" the man lived two more weeks before dying slowly...

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What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

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the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

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What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

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how do you know a chinese person has been in your house? #1 your homework is done #2 your computer is upgraded #3 when you get home there still pulling out of your driveway

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What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

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why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

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Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

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Yes.

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Yes.

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So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

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