Three women are on an airplane. One's a blonde, one's a redhead, and one's a brunette. Unfortunately, the plane was going to crash and there was nothing they could do but jump out and parachute to safety. So the captain said to each of the three ladies, "You can only take one of your possessions when you parachute out of the plane." The blonde says "I will take my watch becau--" But before she could finish her sentence the plane exploded because the flames on the wing had ignited the fuel tank. No one survived.

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I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

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What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

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A penguin bikes to a bakery, the baker asks him "what kind of bread do you want?" Penguin replies "it doesn't matter, im biking"

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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Your mama is so fat she has to buy plus sized clothes.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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apple pie.

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Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

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So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

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Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Timmy. YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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knock knock

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What do you call a nun who is just walking around? A Roman Catholic

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I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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