what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

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Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

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Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

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What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

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this new cologne, it's kind of gross smelling.

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lick my ballsack.... ok

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Whats has no comedic value? A brick

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

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Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

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What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

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- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

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What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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