What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

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Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

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What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

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roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

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How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

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roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

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a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

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why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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. Deez nuts Ok

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A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

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Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

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what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

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Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

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So you all no Dora right, well why is she always lost in the forest wit her friend boots? Whats the deal with the map everybody knows maps cannot talk!!!!!!!!!!!! What the heck is wrong with the makers of the show!!!!!!!!

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

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