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I won the game.

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

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How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

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Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

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Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

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where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

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Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

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color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

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What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

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q ggggggggggggggggg

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

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What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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