Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

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A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

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q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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what did little billy say to susie? "why, hello susie."

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What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

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What did Batman tell Robin when they got to Gotham City? -Robin, we got to Gotham City.

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the blond crave hotdogs for breakfast? She was likely suffering a sodium deficiency from violently throwing up the night before.

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YOLO.

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What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

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Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

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What did a child without arms and legs get for Christmas present. Cancer.

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

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Your mom is so fat that when she dives into a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water than people with less body mass.

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Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

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What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

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A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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The WNBA.

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Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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