- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have no joke. u mad?

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

hit the thumbs down button

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

My parents died!

What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

no

What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

A black man breaks into a car, he doesn't steal anything because that would a violation of the car owner's privacy.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

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