why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

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iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

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Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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why did the man get a divorce? Because his wife had an affair.

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

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The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

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How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

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What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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