Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

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a blond a her blond boyfriend were walking acrossed a river. she gose over the river but the ramp brecks when she's past. her boyfriend says wait until night and I'll get a flashlight and shine it acrossed get on the light beem and walk acrossed.she says no when I'm haf way acrossed you will turn the light off.

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

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Knock knock

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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I forgot what came after: Roses are Red Violets are Blue Too much anti jokes

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Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

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What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

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when i yell your name i probably want your attention :) S.H.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

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why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

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I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

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-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

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what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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