- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Washington say to California? WC

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

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Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

A man in a restaurant says "Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter apologizes and offers to comp the meal.

A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

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What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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