Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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What iz stupid? Hibiyav

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What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

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Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

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What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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One scientist is talking to another scientist. One say "what's the matter?" The other replies "my family is dead"

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

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Nohypocondrism: When you feel fine and everyone keeps telling you you are a sick bastard. Charisma: Hey, that guy that changed my life killed the neighbor, cool rite? I mean that damn neighbor did say nothing to me when I said hi. Solitude: When the room is so overcrowded that you feel small and alone. I think that people that are jack of all trades and master of none are stupid... I AM JACK OF NO TRADES AND MASTER OF ALL! I am nothing, because nothing lives on forever, nothing is unbreakable, nothing is really awesome on a terrible day... I am also Nobody, because Nobody has more money than me.. FUUUUUUUU..

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Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

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I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

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An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

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A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

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