Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

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Dani barton from bob chuckles

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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women's rights

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Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

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A man walks into an anti Joke.

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

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If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

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Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

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What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

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A girl gets raped -teagan d

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

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No!

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what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

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Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

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i used to be gay. now i am bisexual.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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*knock knock* "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

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