What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his whole family

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

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guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

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Why shouldn't you worry about having a baby? Because with all these jokes, babies aren't even going to be around anymore. "What's funnier than a dead baby?" "A dead baby in a clown costume"

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what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

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Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

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How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

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Q: What did the mentaly retarded kid get on his IQ test A: Drool

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Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

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teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

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Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

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How do you kill a fat guy Keep giving him food he'll die eventually.

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Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

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Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

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How long is a china man?

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Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

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What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

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Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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