The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

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A possesed goat: "moo"

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How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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Obamacare

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How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

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what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

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Two Canadian men are sitting in a room. Man 1: Do you know what happens when you shoot a wolverine? Man 2: No. Man 1: It absorbs the bullets, duh. The second man proceeds to go outside with a gun. He returns in a few minutes. Man 1: What did you do with that gun? Man 2: I shot a wolverine. Man 1: What happened? Man 2: It fell over and died. I think you watch too much X-Men.

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What is green and has 4 wheels?... Grass, I lied about the wheels

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

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What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

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Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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Anti Joke

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