- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

What do you call a black priest? Father

What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

What do you call three mexicans in a bowl of soup? Whatever their respective names might happen to be.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

what is worse then breaking on arm breaking two arms what is worse then breaking two arms the holocaust what is then the holocaust Obama care.

What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

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