Penis.

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Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

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What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

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a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

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What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

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roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

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A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

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An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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Chicken

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Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

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What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

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Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

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What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

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"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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