Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

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why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

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Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

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What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

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I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

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Will nearis is here! Get it

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Haha

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lol

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yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

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why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

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If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

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A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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Anti Joke

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