What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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matt shut up

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You should never talk to strangers.

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Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

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one day i went on a swing, somone pushed me and i fell broke my leg,cracked three ribs, cut my lip, fractured my toe and died of internal bleeding to my brain.

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Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

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Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

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Hello penis

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Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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