RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

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Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

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why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

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find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

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Nickelback.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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That was me, I thought we where friends now... I am so sorry, I really did not send anyone nor anything, I would never do such a thing! What happened to you is terrible, I did say I knew who they where and that they are in prison, but that was a lie, I just wanted for you to think I was really confident and in control. Please Nero, let me speak to you, nothing is like you think, Jenny is my stepmother, please don't do anything.

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Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

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What's worse than giong to Hell? Nothing. Hell is as bad as it gets.

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Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

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What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

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So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

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Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

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chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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