Where do farmers retire their used farm equipment? The tree in their backyard.

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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Women's rights

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

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Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

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A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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I'm Batman.

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What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

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If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

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Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

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Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

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<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

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Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

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Do you know what's annoying? Steve

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What do you calk a couple of friends hanging out? An intimate get-together.

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"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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