What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

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A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

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What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

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Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

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Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

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What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

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Michal j. fox has Parkinsons disease. He is tired of losing at jenga

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Chris Bosh's neck

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

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What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

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"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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