Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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balls in ya mouf

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I'm Halarious.

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

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What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because

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Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

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What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

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Why did the squirrel fall out the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out the tree? It was stapled to the first squirrel Why did the the third squirrel fall out the tree? Peer pressure Why did the fourth squirrel fall out the tree? It thought it was a game Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a squirrel Why did the postman die? He got hit in the head by four squirrels and a tree

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

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What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

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What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves the bar slightly intoxicated.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

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