. . I am a whale

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Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

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What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his tricycle? He was run over by a bus.

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What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

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You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

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Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

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Anti Joke

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