What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

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Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

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What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

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A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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Woman's rights

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? Possibly because it saw some sort of reason to do so, and being a chicken. Doesn't see the danger in motor vehicles.

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asd

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vagina, hehehehehehehe

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

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Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

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