Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

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Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

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What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

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Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

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*Knock knock* Who's there? No one answers so the man opens the door and gets stabbed 7 times in the chest

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

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What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

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Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

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Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

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There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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u suck

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Steve Jobs is alive.

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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