what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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This guy gets on a plane and leaves he takes a bite of a green Apple and says to sower then he takes a bite out of a red Apple and says to sweet so he takes a bite of a gernade and says to crunchy so the plane lands and he walks past a little boy crying and says little boy why are you crying because a green Apple came down and hit my dog in the head so he's walking along and sees a nether boy crying and says little boy why are you crying cause a red Apple came down and hit me on the head so he's walking along abd sees a little girl laughing little girl he says why are you laughing cause I farted and the building be hind me bluw up lol ????

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Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

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Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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The Big Band Theory

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

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What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

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What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

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When u outside and the suns out.....stand under raysean u will see a solar eclispe

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

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What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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