- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

What did the Chinese man do with the sick dog he found in the alleyway? He took it to the vet, nursed it back to health, and later helped the dog get adopted by a nice family down the street.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Why can't you fly? Because Chuck Norris said so.

Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

-Knock knock. ~Use the doorbell. -Ding dong. ~The witch is dead!

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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