Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

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my whole life!

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How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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What number comes after 29? 30.

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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whats the stage after cancer? you die

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What do you call a gay dog? Steve

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Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

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Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Is this a chair?

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

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Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

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What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

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Gary Busey walk into a bar. Everyone Ran out noticing the potential danger.

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In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

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Anti Joke

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