What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

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what would be worse then 9/11 and the holocaust? -if the twin towers fell on a concentration camp

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There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

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What's the best way to get gum out of your hair? Cancer

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

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Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

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why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

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2+2= 478

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Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

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Asians look like they have down syndrome.

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Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

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hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

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What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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Knock Knock! Hmm. I'm not expecting anyone. It's probably just a telemarketer, and I'm not very interested in purchasing anything at the moment. I won't answer it.

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Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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