How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

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,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

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What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

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a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

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How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

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Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

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What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

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A man comes home from the office, walks inside and hangs up his coat and hat at the door. He walks into the kitchen to find his wife has not made dinner instead she is drinking with friends, she tells him that she would have made dinner but she didnt want to. Furious, the man storms to the door, grabs his coat and leaves... He gets in his car and drives down to the pub. Sitting there drinking his beer, trying to calm down he finds a peice of paper tucked into his coat pocket, he unfolds it and reads it. It turns out to be a memo he wrote to remind himself at work that day.

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Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

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1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

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tobi packs fudge+parkers gay-sami

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racism...deal with it!

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A blonde walks into a bar. She just graduated university and thought she would celebrate with a beer.

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PENIS

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Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

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What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

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Yeah, so I was partially right when I assumed that you joined the feds in order to make sure the past would not repeat itself huh? The underground society never broke a simple rule, a single law, it simple grew from a bunch of dopeheads, to people capable of creating nuclear weapons... Just a matter of speaking of course.

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Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

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knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

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*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

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