what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

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100 chefs walk into a bar

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What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

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What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

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whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

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Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

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How do you get a tower to move? Hit it with a plane.

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A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

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Charlie, Charlie the drunk guinea pig! OUR BEST FRIEND!!! Angel Charlie: I'm already dead yah poof!!! Butt cancer killed me.....

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Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

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Look whos talking Matt Critchley

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How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

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How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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Your friend is so gay, he has consensual sex with other men. and enjoys it.

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A man walks up to his boss and asks "Do you want to hear a funny joke?". His boss replied,"Yes". Before the man could finish his joke, his boss had a heart attack and died instantly. The next day, when he's in his car with his wife, he asks "You want to hear a joke?", the wife replied "Sure,". before the man could finish his joke, a car hit them and the wife died but the man happened to survive. The next day, he sat on a bench mourning, his friend walked up to him and asked, "Why are you sad?". the man answered, "Every time I try and tell a joke someone dies!", his friend said, "That's not true, just tell me the joke." "Ok" "Two Pigeons walk into a-". Before he can finish his joke his friends is kidnapped and killed. Sadly, the man walks to a ledge, jumps off and commits suicide. The End

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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