- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

69!!! (its funny cause i made a referance to 69)

How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

why harry potter, if he was a wizard?

why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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