Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

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if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

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why couldn't the little girl play on the swing? Matty Russel was chasing her

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what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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A chicken walks into a barn.

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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knock knock. come in.

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Hi

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

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Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

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since when?

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

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Why didn't the Baby wake up? Because it was dead

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

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how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

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WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

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How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

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Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

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