Q. What is the answer to life? A. 34

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why so serious? because your too serious.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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The jinx machine just stole your money... ... this poem was supposed to be funny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a person of Jewish descent and the other is a device for traversing waterways akin to the raft.

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nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

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what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

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Why did the man mow his lawn without his shirt on? Because it was very hot out.

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What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

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How do you get pikachu on a bus? You don't pokemon are fictional characters

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Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

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You hear a big Boom, and run in, and see a shattered toilet, and a very BIG dying woman, on the floor next to it.

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