rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

Why was the man so unhappy. he died

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

know whats funnier than 24? 25.

What did the man do after he found out his wife died in the Titanic? He cried.

Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

Guess what. Chicken butt.

When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am colourblind so screw you!

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...