Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

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How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

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2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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tea with milk?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

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What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

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what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

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what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

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Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

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When life gives you Corn Nuts, snack on them while watching your favorite TV show. Then go to sleep early and have a nice, peaceful rest, dreaming about the fun things you'll do tomorrow.

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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() () () () () () () ------ *__________* yo can go %$*# yourself =~~ 0

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What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

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what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

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A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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