FUCK THE CHRISTIANS

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Who is a better president, Bush or Obama? Both have their Pros and Cons.

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What's funny about my gay friend? He is a stand-up comedian.

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

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What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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Women

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

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What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

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why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

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