What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

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What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Want to hear a joke? Obama

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a protocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "We don't serve their kind here! They'll have to wait outside. We don't want them here." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Listen, why don't you wait out by the speeder. We don't want any trouble."

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It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

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Knock knock! Yes?

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In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

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The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

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How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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