- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

What do you do with a pickle jar full of semen? Use it for gel, because it took so long to collect it all, and you're frugal person who believes in recycling.

Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

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