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I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

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Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

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My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

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why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

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their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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Why did the black student fail his math test? Because he was severely traumatized by the school shooting that had occurred during the test. He was later relieved to hear that the teacher did not count the test, because the legal paperwork surrounding the death of 12 students was somewhat overwhelming.

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Why did the child die? Natural causes.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. I said who's there? Knock Knock. WHO THE FUCK'S THERE, GODDAMNIT? Knock Knock. PLEASE STOP IT STOP IT OH GOD STOP IT Knock Knock SWEET DEAR JESUS GOD CHRIST STOPSTOPOHGODSTOPITNOW Knock Knock. FORGODSSAKECOMEIN. Hello, Mark. Oh, hi, Steven.

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Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

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How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

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The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

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