What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

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No, but it was a nice chance to pretend to, that was the scheme part I might have mentioned, people never figure out that you are fucking them over at the present, if you tell them you fucked them off in the past, they start thinking backwards, often ignoring those tiny details straight in front of them. Listen, call me a bit paranoid, but who the hell is Septimus and AzureDragon or whatever the fuck his little geek name was?

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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want to no whats funny what your mom

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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death drives to the bus stop where 3 pensioners are waiting for a bus to london, and says GET IN THE VAN!

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What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

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Why did the man get off the bus? Penis

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What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has Obsessive Complusive Disorder.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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i died. new product by steve jobs

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

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What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

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