- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

if it's friday, it must be China

A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

Roses are red, violets are blue Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender quickly says to its owner that he must leave as dogs are not allowed in. Upon realizing that it is a seeing eye dog, the bartender retracts his statement and serves the owner a drink.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

a man walks into a bar after a long day at work, and asks for a drink. he finishes, pays the bill and leaves a handsome tip for the bartender and heads home.

What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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