- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Why did jimmy fall of his bike? Because jimmy was a goldfish

Why did the man fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him

What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

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