An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

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Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

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Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

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Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

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There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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Why? Why Not?

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Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

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What's the difference between a Jew and a piece of coal? The coal doesn't scream when you burn it.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

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A man buys some expensive lingerie for his wife on the occasion of their 10th wedding anniversary. After a lovely candlelight dinner at home, he tells her to close her eyes at which point he retrieves the gift box containing her anniversary present. Thoroughly exited, she rips open the box and takes out the beautiful garment, holding it up to the light in wide-eyed amazement. Her husband gives her a suggestive wink and says "would you like to join me in the bedroom to try it on?" To which she replies, "I AIN'T YER WHORE!"

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Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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Anti Joke

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