boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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A girl and her family were walking by a cliff. Suddenly - due to a a part of the cliff falling away - her family fell over the edge and died. The girl ran to the bottom of the cliff and saw her family's body's strewn across the rocks, blood everywhere. She didn't have a phone on her and so could not call the police. She called over a man she saw in the distance. He asked "What's happened?". Just managing to stammer the words through her tears she said "My entire family fell off a cliff and died". The man unzipped his trousers and said "This really isn't your day is it love?"

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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Two parrots were sitting on a perch. The older one turned to the younger one and said "do you smell fish?" The younger one paused for a bit, and replied "do you smell fish?" Their owner had been talking about fish.

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

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how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

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yo mama is fat shes fat

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How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough it was car. The End

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Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

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If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

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Q: Whats Red And Has Socks? A: An Apple, I Lied About The Socks..

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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