A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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Why did the football player go to the bank? He had to make a deposit and refinance his home.

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What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

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Q: What's the difference between Catholism and Judiasm? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

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How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

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what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

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Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

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what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

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You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

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What do u call an anorexic with a yeast infection? -a quarter pounder with cheese. (not really anti-joke, im a girl and thought this was funny lol)

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slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

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Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

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You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

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okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

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What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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