Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

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What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

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HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

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A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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a man walks into a bar, and says "can i get a beer please?" the bartender hands him his beer, and as soon as the man starts to take a drink, the man dies of a massive heart attack because of his unhealthy lifestyle

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Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

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What's up? Not the planes, there's a terrorist on board

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Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

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Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

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Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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