What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

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ASSCHEEKS

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What happened to Liam? He Died.

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Child Prostitution.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

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What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

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5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

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Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

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Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

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What's worse than sitting in a car that's steered by a woman? Sitting in an airplane steered by a suicidal pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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