i like boobs haha ha hahaha

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What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

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What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

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Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

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What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

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What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

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Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

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What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

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Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

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josh roberts got the d in geog

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whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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What does a homeless man get for Valentines Day? Divorce papers

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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