Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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what happened to your carpool? they died.

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whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

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A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

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Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

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Why did the redneck ask his daughter to get on her knees? His shoe was untied.

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The NHL playoffs

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Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

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What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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Bean.

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Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

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What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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I'm not here.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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