Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

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It's okay, I got the yogurt.

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Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was tied to the chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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A Jewish man walked into a.............................................................................................................................................. ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................car

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What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

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What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

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What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

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Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

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What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

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a man walks into a bar. He left after he drank two beers. Someone pulled his pants down and he didnt notice. when he got home he realized his pants were gone. He returned to the bar to search, but it was a metal bar, and he was fairly stupid. please dont laugh

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Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

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Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

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A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

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What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

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Why was the man sad His son got raped

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