What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

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why did the kid die? his mom shot him

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A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Dedication and hard work

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The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

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Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

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A homeless person dies.

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What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

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What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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