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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

Ich bin nicht der Anführer

Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

What has two legs but can't walk? A quadriplegic man who lost mobility in his legs due to a horrific logging accident.

Why couldn't little Billy jump? He was dead.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

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