really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

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Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Comfortably, four.

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What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Several men are in a bar a tall white man named James orders a round of shots for all of the people they all have a fun time untill James gets into a car with Derrick who is not sober they drive right into a sick childrens hospital and cause many frantic wild fires throughout the town. They all end up in jail for an unrelated cause

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Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

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what happen when you put 2 black persons on a blender You ask your self.. will it blend?

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

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How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

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I said I hate niiggers

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call me if you want xxx on 0407777235

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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