whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

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84.52% of users disapprove of your post, plus or minus 3%.

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what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

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what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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How many pencils does it take to get an A on a test? Actually it takes knowledge.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Almost everything. Infant mortality rates are incrediby high in many third world countries, and it is certainly no laughing matter.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

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Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

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Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

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Q: What did your mom say to your dad? A: Honey i want a divorce.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replied, "That's probably because you're schizophrenic."

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Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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Anti Joke

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