why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

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roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

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What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

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What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

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I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

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Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

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Roses are red Violets are blue S*** is brown and so are you

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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Knock knock. Who's there? Honey, are you hearing things again? Nobody knocked on the door... Honey-are-you-hearing-things-again-nobody-knocked-on-the-door who? ...

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whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

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It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

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