Yes!

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Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

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Meanwhile in Josh and Dannys apartment....(Danny: I'm finally gonna play amnesia! Josh: You'll die Danny: No I won't Josh: Fine tell me when your done Danny: Ok Josh: Cya 3 Hours later Danny has been stuck in a part. Of the game because he was scared to leave that spot. He builds up the courage to leave there. He sees the monster screams Josh hears runs in the room his character died in the game as Danny has a violent seizure and dies. Josh mourns the death of his friend for years.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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Mum: Black or white iPod? Her Son: Black Please, it'll run faster.

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ask me if im a door yes

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GAY PEOPLE

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Timmy. YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!

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How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

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Why don't Polish girls swim in the sea? The only sea that Poland borders on is the Baltic. Throughout most of the year this sea is too cold to comfortably swim in.

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

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Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

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Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice carton? She was trying to read the nutrition label and had forgotten her reading glasses.

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Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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