what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

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Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

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How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Why the long face?" The bartender backhands the man making him fall off of his stool.

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

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Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

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What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

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What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

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Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

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Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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Womens Sports

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Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

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So a man walking down a nature trail came across an injured fox laying on the ground in pain, it looked like it was attacked recently. There wasn't much the man could do at the time, so he gently picked up the fox and rushed the fox to his house. The man arrives moments later at his house with the fox. There were a lot of options the man could choose, but he went with a simple recipe. The man grabbed a knife and gutted the fox, removing all unnecessary organs. He then skinned the fox of it's fur. He sliced the head off, cut the legs to a stub, and stuffed it. He gave it a nice seasoning and placed it in the oven at about 350F for 6 hours. When the fox was perfectly cooked, it was taken out of the oven and left to sit for about 5 minutes to cool. He cut a chunk of meat from the dish and sat down to eat. "What a fine meal" the man said.

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