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Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

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a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

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So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

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Hello

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

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An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

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What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

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why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

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What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

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What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

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Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

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BUTTERFARTING

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Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

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How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! *put hand about an inch and half off the ground* I mow it about every ozher week

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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