Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

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Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

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knock knock who's there police

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What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

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Simon says; "You're adopted."

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How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

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what happens when a white guy goes to harlem he gets robbed by 5 to 10 black men

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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