What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

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Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

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What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

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what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

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yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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I told my friend the best anti joke I've ever heard in my life the other day. He didn't laugh. He is autistic and doesn't understand humor.

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Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

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