how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

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knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

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What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

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Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

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I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

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-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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The original Superman: Cruelty! Do you remember the original superman color movies? Like when he just deflected lasers bombs fire and bullets, he threw busses, spun around the world, was completely immune to anything but kryptonite and then... (pls dont hate) ...Fell of a horse and became a complete cripple?

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A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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a black guy walks into a bar and the bartender says "get out of here, whites only" this joke takes place in the 1950's when african americans were discriminated against

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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whats forever alone me

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Caitlyn.

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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Anti Joke

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