a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

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A man throws a penny off of a cliff. He is now one cent poorer

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Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

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What's worse than a dead baby? The corpse is chopped into little pieces And is put in a blender. Worse than that? An alive baby stuffed into a blender. Worse than that? Hellen Keller put into a blender. Worse than that? The holocaust.

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Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

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Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

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a man walks into a prostitute.

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

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What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

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who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

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Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

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What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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Anti Joke

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