Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

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why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

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Knock-Knock Come in! ...

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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SUCK MY NUTS

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Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

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There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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its my money!, but i dont need it right away

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if life hands u melons, make melonade.

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Are you a human?

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i just had bath salts your face looks tasty!

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How many babies does it take it to feed a grown man? It depends on the size of the man, how hungry he is and how big the babies are.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Because they're dead, they cant screw in a light bulb. Even if they were alive, it would be highly improbable that a baby could screw in a light bulb.

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A man walks into a bra, he is an alcoholic and is destroying his family

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

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Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

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Hi my name is Jim

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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