Knock-Knock Come in! ...

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

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Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

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What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

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life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

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Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

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Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

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Q:What do you call a duck that can fly? A:Bird.

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I dont know, are you a tomato?

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When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

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What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

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Why was the Irish Cop happy to see the Mexican family killed in a accident? Because the Lopez family were a family known for generosity and selflessness. It came as no surprise to anyone who knew Steven Lopez and his beloved family that they were all organ donors and not only that but Shelly Lopez, Steven's oldest daughter had blood type O negative (the universal donor). Officer McO'Brianiganly's wife is dying in the hospital in need of a kidney transplant, doctors have given her just weeks to live. Now, thanks to unfortunate events for la familia Lopez., Officer McO'Brianiganly and his wife can live a long happy life together, just as they always imagined.

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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Guess what? I like trains.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

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A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

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What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

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OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

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Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

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why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

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Anti Joke

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