Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

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What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

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What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

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Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

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How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Generator? One powers your house...and then there's the generator.

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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Black History Month

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Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

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Christians pornstars.

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What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

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lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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