What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

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Justin Beiber's Talent.

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Spotto

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A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

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What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

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How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

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Q- what do you call a Jew swimming in the Antarctic? A- Dead, any man wouldn't survive swimming in water that cold

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What's worse than getting stabbed? Getting stabbed twice. What's worse than getting stabbed twice? Getting stabbed three times. What's worse than gettin..... Why does it matter?!?!?! U should be dead by then!

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What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

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A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

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det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

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What's funny? At the exact moment you read this, someone is suffering from domestic abuse.

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Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

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A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

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Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

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What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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