whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

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Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

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Justin Bieber is a good singer.

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jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

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Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

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I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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Bark I'm a tree

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whats water and frozen? an ice cube

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

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Who is worse than Adolf Hitler? Lebron James

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

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If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

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