What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.

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A blind man walks off a cliff.

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Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

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Why is there such a big box because there is some writing down here :)

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H20." The second one says "why did you come to the bar if you're just going to have water?" and orders a beer.

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Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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NASCAR being considered a sport.

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POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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what do you call a girl who sells sex for money? sally

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

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How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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