Doctor: I'm gunna try to fit your illness into an everyday, normal conversation. Is that okay? Patient: okay. Doctor: how are you? Patient: fine... Doctor: that's weird.. Because you have AIDS

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

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What is black and gray? This rectangle and this text.

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

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Two pies where sitting in a oven when one of the pies says: God damn it's hot in here. The other pie screams out loud: HOLY SHIT A TALKING PIE!

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Wanna know what my grandma said before she kicked the bucket? Hey grandson, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?

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Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

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mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

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What happens when you read every anti-joke on anti-joke? You spend a lot of time in front of a screen. This means you should have a 10-15 minute break, so that your sinuses can rest and you don't develop a headache.

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

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what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

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nick ya honkin of b.o m8

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why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

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How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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