A black man walks into a book store.

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Parent: Please, my son have sinned. Please cleanse him from his sins. Priest: Hmmm, it may be hard to cleanse him from his demons. You may leave him in my car today. We shall enter the dark chambers where we will battle your demons Parent: Thankyou Priest: Alone, in the dark. It will be painful for him, but he shall be cleansed *wink* Parent: whut?

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A guy walks into a store and buys a sandwich.

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What's worse than bombs? Nukes

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A black man, a Muslim man, and a Jewish man walk into a bar so the bartender says, "Get the f*** out."

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder lately? No? Neither has he.

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What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

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The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

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Who's fat? Holly Davis.

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

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do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

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How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

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You all have Aids

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Why Stevie is silent nowdays? Because he's dead.

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Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

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why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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