Batman vs Superman the movie spoilers: Batman and Superman argue over how to handle some alien invaders, Batman wants to kill em, Superman believes he can save em. In the end they work together and save everybody. Moral: I hope they change the script, ever noticed how every hero vs hero themed movie/cartoon, ends up with them allying at the end? If ya do not believe me, just wait for the movie to come out.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

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Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

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learn. advance!

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

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How do you make a clown sad? Rape his wife, choke his grandma and send him a video of you setting his children on fire.

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Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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What's cold and icy? Ice

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Vote this up

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A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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Hail Heetluh

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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whats the capital of congo famine

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