roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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Why does a man wake up every morning to do the same job over again? Because, wait... what the heck kind of a question is that?

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A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

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what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

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How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

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womens rights.

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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how did the man die he didnt

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

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Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

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Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

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Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

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whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

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How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

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I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

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Where did Susie go when her town was bombed? Everywhere.

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A lion, a leopard, a sheep, and a flesh eating New Zealand parrot stalk, trot and fly, respectively, into a bar. The parrot lands on the the sheep's back and begins to tear into its flesh in order to reach the succulent deposits of fatty tissue located around the sheep's kidneys. "Ouch!" Said the sheep. "Why would you do that? Oh, the pain! The pain!" "Squak!", Replied the NZ parrot, wiping blood of its sharp, hooked beak on the counter. "I think," Began the lion, "This parrot from New Zealand is hungry for fat from a sheep's soft, woolly back." The sheep's wool was now damp with blood. "Perhaps this parrot from New Zealand wants sheep fat from its soft woolly back." "Ah!" Said the sheep. "This parrot from New Zealand wants sheep fat from my soft woolly back!" "Yes", Replied the lion. "You could also say..." Started the sheep, "That an NZ parro-" The sheep did not finish his sentence. He died from his wounds. The lion left. The parrot flew off to tear up some windshield wipers. And the leopard stashed the sheep carcass in a tree branch for later consumption.

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