Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt a black guy ate him.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

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Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

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Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? -taken care of. by: Calee^_^•

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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Roses are red, I want a gravestone, nobody loves me, forever alone

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What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

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Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

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Ron Paul for President!

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whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

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roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

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Math: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 4 in the other, what do I have?" Answer: "An unreasonable amount of bottles to hold in two hands."

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You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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