once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He was he was astronomically and improbably lucky.

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Once upon a time there was a boy standing up. Then he sat down.

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How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

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What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

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knock knock WUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!!!! WUUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!! WUUUUUZZZZUU......

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skjer;nf;oashfaefaohesf oiqeshLACLAHN IS SUTRP SD] make it shorett and swert

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

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What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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Soccer...

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Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

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So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

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Baseball

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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