Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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I was watching Fox news.

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What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

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what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

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Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

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What's more fun that being raped? Not being raped.

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your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

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What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

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When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

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What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

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Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. *10 seconds later* still no timmy

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What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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