Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

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What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

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womens sports...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

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did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

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When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

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What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was tied to the chicken

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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