Knock knock. Death.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

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If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

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What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

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What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

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there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

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Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

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Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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Why did the black man have drugs? He had a very serious medical condition that involved putting himself at a high risk at any time without proper medications, therefore he requires drugs to sustain him and hopefully prevent him from dying. To immediately believe that he was in possession of illegal drugs is a very racist assumption that is representative of one of the numerous racial problems that faces our society today.

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What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

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A chicken crosses the road and goes into a bar and recites the following poem: Roses are red Violets are blue Knock Knock Who's there? Sugar is sweet Sugar is sweet who? And so are you. The bartender was confused considering she's a blonde. A genie appears and says to the Mexican he'll grant him 3 wishes. The black guy, the white guy, and the jew were at the bar also. The priest was also drinking. They all had a great time.

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* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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What do you call a fly without wings? A fly without wings.

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What do you call a black man that sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

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A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

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How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

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Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

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2 muffins are in an oven. One says to the other, "it's really hot in here!" the other replies, "WHOA. A talking muffin!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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