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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Yo mama so ugly people don't like to look at her.

(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

What's the difference between a duck?

DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

Your a christain on a lovely vacation with your family a querr waalks by. What do you do? you push the queer of the edge.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

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