Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

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Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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Two guys walk into a bar the third guy ducks

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3 men were involved in a terrible plane crash. The first man got up, and all he could see was blue. Blue houses, blue cars, blue people. He walked into a house and asked if he could stay there, the kind people complied and let him stay there for the night. When he woke up he could still only see blue. He went down stairs and ate fruit loops, then left in his blue world. The second man got up and all he could see was red. Red houses, red cars, red people. He walked into a house and asked if he could stay there, the kind people complied and let him stay there for the night. When he woke up he could still only see red. He went down stairs and ate cherrieos, then left in his red world. The last man got up, and all he could see was yellow, yellow cars, yellow houses, and yellow poeple. Yet again he walked to a house, and the kind people let him stay the night. Once he woke up, he only could see yellow still. He went down stairs and ate fruit loops and left into his yellow world. So this proves that 2 out of 3 men prefer fruit loops over cherrieos.

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What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

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What is it called when a male and a male are together. A relationship

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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Penis

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A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

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What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

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