why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

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why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

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How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

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How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

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How many Manatees does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, assuming Manatees have hands.

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What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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Why did the deaf man take his parrot to work? He was weird.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

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Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. James who? James from work. Oh, come on in.

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Every time you make fun of an Ethiopian child he dies a little on the inside.. But that's probably just from the hunger..

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This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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Women's rights.

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