- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Q: What do you call a white sheet on the floor? A: A ghost costume, dirty laundry, or carpet are all perfectly adequate answers.

what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

How do you address a gay, jewish, african male? You can't, as addressing a person would imply mailing them. And that would violate their human rights. As well, the cost of shipping a package of that size would be rather prohibitive

Are You McDonalds Because I'm Loving It

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about the green and the wheels.

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