A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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What's half of 8? o

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Haiku's can be fun But they don't always make sense Refrigerator

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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How do you confuse a blonde? Go up to her and say, "The bookbag coffeepotted the ice cream wedding! Is it gosling for you to rectify this pane of glass and oceans? I won't be able to berry a giant squid before the cows arrive."

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2 scrubbers walk into a room , one says " can you you smell fresh-air spray"?

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What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

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What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

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Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

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If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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When Zeddie LIttle takes an Unflattering picture, millions of Internet people ask him why he looks Wierd in it. He says, "well, I was having a really tough day that day- my grandpa had just died- and I didn't feel like caring about what I looked like." Either way, he essentially fades into the darkness as the new fad takes over.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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