Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

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why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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I america you read books. But in Soviet Russa, Books read YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple..? getting shot..

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

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Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

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Why did Cam newton win the heisman? Wait Cam Newton won the heisman?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

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how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

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A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

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Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

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How do you disprove feminism? This is how I disprove feminism. I go up to a feminist and ask her, 'If there are penises, then why are there women?' I have never met a feminist who can say anything in response to my logic.

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Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

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Knock knock Who's there Isabelle Isabelle who? Is-a-bell necessary on a bike

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Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

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