- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

mark is religion

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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why did the man die? he got shot

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

Why did Colnel Sanders cross the road? Colnel Ryan Sanders crossed the road to attack Taliban fighters who were endangering his military presence.

-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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