Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

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What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

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XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

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Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

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Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

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Q: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A: 14

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Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

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I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

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Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

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How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

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www.hurr-durr.com

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar...

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Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

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Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

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Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

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So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

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Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ *slams door*

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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