a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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GAY PEOPLE

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A:Hi, do you like to blow bubbles? B:Yea... A:Hi, my names bubbles

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Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

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Chuck Norris can watch TV.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

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Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

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FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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Double rainbow? What does it mean? Well, a "double rainbow" is a phenomenon of optics that displays a spectrum of light due to the sun shining on droplets of moisture in the atmosphere. Does that explain it?

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

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Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

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What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

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whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

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Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

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the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

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What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

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Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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