Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

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"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

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Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had three balls.

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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