- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy mad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy in pain? A: Because a clown was ripping off the boys big toes with a hacksaw, all the while causing the small boy emotional pains by killing the boy's orange cat.

Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

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