homosexual rights to marriage

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It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

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How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

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A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

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What do you call a generally un likeable person who has a habit of drinking in a bar? A Bastard.

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What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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The horse said "nay."

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What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

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Gay's

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wanna hear a joke? no.

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Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

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What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

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A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

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How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

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How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

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A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

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Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

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How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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Juggling lions and breast feeding.

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