What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

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When Nicki Minaj wrote her song "Stupid Hoe" she was sublimminally talking about her self.

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You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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What do you get when you cross sodium citrate, citric acid, benzyl alcohol, monoethanolamine, sodium benzoate, gylcol disterate, FD&C Yellow #5, ammonium lauryl sulfate, methylisothiazolinone, fragrances/perfumes, FD&C Blue #1, sodium chloride, zinc pyrithione, methylchloroisothiazolinone, ammonium xylenesulfonate, ammonium laureth sulfate, cetyl alcohol, cocamide, guar hydropropyltrimonium chloride, 1-Decene, homopolymer, hydrogenated, trimethylolpropane tricaprylate and water? Head & Shoulders Dandruff Shampoo for Fine-Oily Hair

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why did sally drown cause she was black

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Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Imagine: You are trapped in a prizon cell with no doors, no windows, no furniture and completely sealed in with nothing. What do you do? Stop imagining!

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What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

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Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

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Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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