meh

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

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If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

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Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

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How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

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What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

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what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

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What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

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A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

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What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

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Women's Rights.

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A robot walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "can I get you a drink?" The robot replies, "No, I'm a robot."

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A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

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What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

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The joke below was so funny I forgot to laugh.

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Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

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That's what SHE said!

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Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

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why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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