silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

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The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

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What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

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Straight men can be bronies.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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why did the black guy die? cancer

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

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knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

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What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

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fallow me on twitter #ieatveloceraptorsfordinner

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Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

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where does a person with one leg work? anywere

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

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Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

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Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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