why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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HEY EVERYONE THUMBS UP!

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How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

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How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

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Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

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What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

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Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

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A baby walks into a bar, the whole bar applaudes for the baby boy who just took his first steps.

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Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

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What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

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