A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

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A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Jake Bowar

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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404 Error: Joke not found

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Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

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What's long, hard, and filled with semen? A submarine

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

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I went to work today....

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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What's worse than 100 dead babies stapled to a wall? 100 live babies stapled to the wall!!!

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

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what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

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Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

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What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

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