How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

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what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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a blond girl walks into a bar

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Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

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You've heard of take your child to work day, but I bet you haven't heard of 9/11- take your plane to work day

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"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

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Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

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GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

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Gary Busey walk into a bar. Everyone Ran out noticing the potential danger.

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

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Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

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NEVER

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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