There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

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know whats funnier than 24? 25.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

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How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

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How many babies can you breast feed? 2

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Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

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An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

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When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

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A monkey and his owner walk into a bar they sit down at the bar... I dont know the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

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What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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