- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there once was a black man who played basketball

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

You know what's natural? Bears.

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

How do you kill a blonde woman? Stab her in the stomach so all the acidic contents of her stomach slowly burn her flesh.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

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