what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

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Needless to say,

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

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SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

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Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

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Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

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jd and zach loves vigina

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what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

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Whats funnier than 24.....25

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knock knock whos there rock rock who rocks dont knock stupid

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

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Whats 1+1? The answer!

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What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

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Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was crudely stapled to another chicken who insisted on doing so.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

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what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

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What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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