yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

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What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

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whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

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Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

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What's worse than a bad test score? Getting hit buy a train!!

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

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Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

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How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

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PLEASE LIKE TO DONATE 50 CENTS TO MY CHARIDY .... SAVE THE PENGUINS IN AFRICA -BY LUKE BRANIFF

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A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

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why did the black man get kicked out of the hospital? nothing was wrong with him.

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Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

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What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

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Small breasts.

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What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

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i like pie.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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