Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

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A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

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Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

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Womens rights

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What is black and white and red all over. A blackboard.

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

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How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

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Dislike this, and I kill myself.

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What did the cat say at his mother's funeral? Nothing. He was too grief stricken over the loss of his beloved guardian.

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Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

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What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

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What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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