Whats worse than finding a worm guts in your apple? Being raped by a alien with no arms then passed on to his comrades to be raped for the rest of your life.

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What do you call a black man on a bike? A hard-working individual who found a steady job and earned enough money to buy a bicycle of his own which he rides to and from his job because he is healthy, doesn't like to waste money on gas, and doesn't like the pollution automobiles put into the air. By Darragh Hamilton

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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why did arno fly away? he was a bird

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

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What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

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how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

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Q: what did the tractor say when helost his farmer? A: wheres my farmer?

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What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

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woman's rights

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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