Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

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A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

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What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

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Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

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My mom caught me masturbating.

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A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender immediately tells him to leave as they don't allow pets.

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What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

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What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

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poop.........

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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