What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

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Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

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Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

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What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

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What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

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What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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I'm hungry.

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

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why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Granny porn!

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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Whats a movie? A moving picture.

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CRY

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why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

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yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Well, he was dangerously fatigued from having weeped passionately the entire night in the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of 20 years and consequently finding out that his only daughter was in a tragic school bus accident.

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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