- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

Knock knock. Who's there? To get the other side!

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

Math: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 4 in the other, what do I have?" Answer: "An unreasonable amount of bottles to hold in two hands."

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? Me :'(

A hayride would be fun.

What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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