Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

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Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? She had no purpose.

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Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

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What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

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Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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What's worse then your pets death? I don't know I asked you.

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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

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how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

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A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

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I wrote a funny joke.

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Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

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What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

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What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

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What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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