what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

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A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

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What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

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The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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Q., Why did you mum eat mum on ur mom go die mom niga nigga cut me hang me lolololo A.my cat died shut up newb lololololo

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When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

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shea kisses a girl

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

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yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

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Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

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A grasshopper hops into a bar and orders a drink. "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" exclaims the bartender. "You have a Melanoplus Differentialis?" asks the grasshopper. "Yes."

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

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