An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

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Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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Poker? I barely even know her.

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How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

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What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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knock knock go away

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Ruller

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

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What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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A russian gives away vodka.

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Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

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Knock knock. Come right on in.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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