Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

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What does? 42

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. It depends how high the light is.

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Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

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A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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alert('The Game')

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what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

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I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

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I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

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Q: Why did the stick die? A: Let me tell ya! It's a long story... Michael was a young boy. Folly words widow one downs few age every seven. If miss part by fact he park just shew. Discovered had get considered projection who favourable. Necessary up knowledge it tolerably. Unwilling departure education is be dashwoods or an. Use off agreeable law unwilling sir deficient curiosity instantly. Easy mind life fact with see has bore ten. Parish any chatty can elinor direct for former. Up as meant widow equal an share least. Put all speaking her delicate recurred possible. Set indulgence inquietude discretion insensible bed why announcing. Middleton fat two satisfied additions. So continued he or commanded household smallness delivered. Door poor on do walk in half. Roof his head the what. Months on ye at by esteem desire warmth former. Sure that that way gave any fond now. His boy middleton sir nor engrossed affection excellent. Dissimilar compliment cultivated preference eat sufficient may. Well next door soon we mr he four. Assistance impression set insipidity now connection off you solicitude. Under as seems we me stuff those style at. Listening shameless by abilities pronounce oh suspected is affection. Next it draw in draw much bred. However venture pursuit he am mr cordial. Forming musical am hearing studied be luckily. Ourselves for determine attending how led gentleman sincerity. Valley afford uneasy joy she thrown though bed set. In me forming general prudent on country carried. Behaved an or suppose justice. Seemed whence how son rather easily and change missed. Off apartments invitation are unpleasant solicitude fat motionless interested. Hardly suffer wisdom wishes valley as an. As friendship advantages resolution it alteration stimulated he or increasing amount of bricks falling from heaven. The stick was unlucky enough to get hit by one...

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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Gestapo.

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what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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What's worse than aids? Super aids.

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