What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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Did you hear about the toddler that was playing on the swing? He got abducted.

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Why did the baby cross the road? A very uncaring parent left their infant outside. The unsupervised baby then crawled under the fence and began to head towards the road. When the baby began to cross the road, there were two cars coming from both directions. Luckily, they saw the baby and came to an abrupt stop. Unfortunately, when the baby made it to the other side, an eagle swooped down and snatched the baby, because it is a bird of prey. Fortunately, the child's life was spared by the eagle. The Department of Child Services showed up later only to confiscate the baby from the parents. The eagle wanted to adopt it, but it could not speak nor could it sign the legal documents because it was an eagle.

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What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

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Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

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What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

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Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Q: What did the mute kid say to his mother ?

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Confucius say: Man who fart in church probably has a medical condition and should not be made fun of because that is cruel.

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What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

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why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

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who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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