the real mccoy

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

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Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

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Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

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So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

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Knock, Knock No one was home.

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

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If an iPad 2 is better than an iPad 1, than what's better than an iPad 2? An iPad 3

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it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

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Why are these jokes so funny? I don't know?

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

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I like touching my boobs

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I have an erection My mom!

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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