chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

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My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

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Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

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I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

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What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

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...The new series of spinoff movies from the worlds most frightening franchise! Pretty Normal Activity: Doing the groceries *****-Did not scare me at all :D! Ballbusters movie rentals *****- The demon never showed up which made this the scariest movie ever! Could not sleep for months... Whatyumean there is nothing paranormal in this? Aww FU*beep*CK!! Sumgay Inthestreet Journal *****-Pissed myself just from hearing the title got a stroke and almost died!, was it another Paranormal movie you said? Most overhyped comment we could find. Goddamn exaggerated movie reviews that fooled me into buying the original and expect something actually scary :(

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

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your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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KEVIN HART

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

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What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

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Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

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WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

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Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

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