What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

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What did taxi driver say to the passenger? Where to, sir?

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

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whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

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Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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A whale's vagina

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AIDS

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How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

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What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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