- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

I like the color potato.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

does this look unsure to you?

How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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