what did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? My illness prevents me from achieving erection.

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

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What is your bill about? Clinton

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

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:)I will always assist you in whatever you ever want. :(I want to kill you!

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What's the difference between a murdered baby and a dead baby? Not much

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if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

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What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

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Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

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How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

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Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

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What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

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a black man and a white man walk into a job interview. neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

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How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

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