why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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K O O K A B U R R A . . . . . . . . . . ReTweet

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Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

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Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

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Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

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The other day a man came to my door. After I opened it, he told me, "I'm sorry, your mother is dead." He paused, then said, "Just kidding." "Actually," I told him, "my mom died two years ago of natural causes." He turned around and left, and I closed the door. All in all, it was a very confusing situation, and I'm not sure how I feel about it.

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knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

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why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

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A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

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The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

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Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

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A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

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Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

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