why did the man drop his ice-cream cone? He had no fingers, he lost them in Vietnam while he was protecting our country

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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honest politician

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

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A black guy and an apple fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? They both hit the ground roughly at the same time, because the acceleration due to gravity is constant.

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Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

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Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

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Robin- Hey, Batman, can i drive tonight? Batman- Eat my left dick Robin- OK, Batman, but can i still ... mmuupfm fmuupmf... I suppose that means no... mmmupf mmfupfmpfmum...

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Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

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What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

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What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

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jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

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Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

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A guy is playing cod

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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