this is not an anti joke

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-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

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What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

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Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

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Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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Roses are red Violets are blue you smaell funny just like my poo! this came from the BOTTOM of our hearts!

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Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

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When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

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A seal walks into a club.

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

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steves legs

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rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

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Knock-knock. There is no reply. The burglar makes sure no one is home and breaks into a side window. After stealing some precious jewelry and family valuables, he exits through the same window.

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blind man walks into a . . . .. .

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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