- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

So these two girls have a cup .

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor "Hey, wheres my tractor?"

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