Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

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2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

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The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

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You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

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Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

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A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock-knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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Robert Mugabe.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

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Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. *knock knock* -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

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thumbs up!

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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