What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

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Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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Q. What's a pirate's favorite type of movie? A. It depends on the individual pirate, although most modern-day pirates are from third world countries like Somalia and so are too poor to be able to watch many movies. Classical pirates like those depicted in Treasure Island or Pirates of the Carribean are, of course, from a period of history before movies had been invented, so couldn't possibly have had a favorite.

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

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Mrs. Welsh

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

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Latvia isn't a joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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