Roses are flowers.

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In what way are a pile of deceased children and a Ferrari F430 similar? Neither can be found in my garage, nor anywhere under my possession. As for the Ferrari, this is an unfortunate truth. Due to Ferraris' high level of desirability, and to their low supply, the cost of one such car is much more than an average person can afford. As for the pile of deceased children, anyone in possesion (for lack of a better term, as one can not truly possess another human being, even post mortem) of such a grotesque thing is probably too sick and twisted to be submitting jokes with no apparent climax in hopes of stimulating the minds of the joke's readers sense of humor.

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Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

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A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

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TJE ELIAS, LÄGET?

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What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

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A mercenary was sent from the US to kill a terrorist leader. He was captured by the terrorists but wouldn't give away any information. They beat him, shocked him, cut him, and punched him in a dark room with a light beaming right down on him like a spotlight. It was a grueling five long days until they said "We know you have the information we want, tell us or you will die!" The mercenary sat in silence. They took out a gun and pointed it to his head. The mercenary then broke down and told the terrorists the information they wanted to hear. The terrorists then shot him to death.

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What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

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What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

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Albert your flies undone.

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