what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

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what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

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Two business men, a priest and three boys are on a plane which is going down. There are only three parachutes. One business man says that they should allow the children to have the parachutes as they have long lives ahead of them. The other business man says screw the children. The priest looks up at the second business man. After a short but heated argument they all agree to let the children have the parachutes. The three children then proceed to jump out of the plane with the parachutes. The two business men and the priest watch as they descend upon the earth. The plane then crashes into a mountain, killing the business men and the priest. Once the boys were safely on land they went back to their daily lives in their individual homes. Turns out a serial killer had escaped from prison, all three children were found dead the next morning, the cause of death of course being that each had contracted some form of a sexually transmitted disease from the priest.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

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Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

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A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

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What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

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Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

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Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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