What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

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Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

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What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

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Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

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Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

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whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

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What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

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What did the Black man say when he just got home from work? "Hi honey, I just got home from work."

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want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

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OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

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mikey is cute

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A man visits his doctor for an annual checkup. "Doc, I feel great! I'm running 5 miles a day, I just got promoted at work, and sex with my wife has never been better!" A few weeks later, his doctor calls him in. When he arrives, the doctor looks at him grimly. "I have some bad news. You have lung cancer." "But how? I don't smoke. My wife doesn't smoke. I have never felt better." The doctor pats him on the back, reassuringly. "This may be true, but you still have lung cancer."

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A jew, a catholic and a muslim walk into a bar. The catholic man dies of a massive heart attack and the other two men mourn their friend for weeks.

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Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

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yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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