Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

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What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

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whats black. an african american person

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Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

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Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

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yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

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What's big and white and can't climb trees? A fridge.

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Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

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What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

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Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

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Why do Pelicans stand on one leg? Because if they stood on none, they'd fall over.

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Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

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Lololol

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

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Don't look! I'm naked! No, seriously! I'm naked!

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What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

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What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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