- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

What did the cow get for Christmas? A tree

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple whilst you're in a bar after finding out you have cancer when you visited your families grave? Having a refrigerator thrown at you by an aids infected monkey with no arms or legs.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

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