For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

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What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

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My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back in middle school, they were both friends. They hung out every day and always had the best fun. It wasn't until their baseball team made it to the junior championship. That was when seven started doping for better strength and endurance for the game. Sevens family and friends (Especially six,) Had started to notice a change in sevens behavior and he seemed more distant from any social relationships with others. Seven began to become angry and self centered and only seemed to be focused on the game. Seven found out that Six knew that he was doping and fought him and brutally injured Six. Seven was then found out by the coaches and was kicked off the team. Seven, knowing that he had ruined his whole life, Shot himself with his dads .38 Revolver.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? About 144 licks but everyone gets different answers because we all lick lollipops differently.

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A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

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how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

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Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

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Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

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Why did the chicken invent a memory ereaser machine? So he could erease everyone's memory so they would stop making chicken jokes

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What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

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What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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Who eats chicken noodle soup? Anybody who enjoys chicken noodle soup.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

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Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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