How do you make a dead baby float? -you take your foot off its head.

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A man walks into a bar not a duck though

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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My wife made me a sandwich

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Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

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why did the 70 year old white barber refuse to cut the black man's hair... It's because the old man's wife died just two weeks prior to this appointment and he is not in the current mental state to be wielding a pair of sharp sicors near another man's neck. This has happened many times between him and his customers in the past week, and his client base is lessening because of this.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

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A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

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Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

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Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

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Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: *sarcastic* Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

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A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because She's Dead.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

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What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

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A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

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nipple

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Do you like your life? No. OK.

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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