one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

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Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

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Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

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Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

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Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

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Hahaha

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Friends are a lot like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

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Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

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Why did the man think inside of the box? Because he was inside of the box.

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There's a fair in a small town in Scotland. In this fair is a sheep judging contest. There are 3 sheep lined up for judging. The judge looks at the first sheep and says "Wow! This is the most beautiful sheep I've ever seen! This sheep just might win!" Then he proceeds to the second sheep. He says "This sheep is even more beautiful than the first! This sheep just might win!" Then he goes to the third sheep. He says "UGH! This is the ugliest most disgusting sheep I've ever seen! There is no way this sheep will win this contest!" And the sheep looks up at him and says, "You think I'm ugly? Well I'm not."

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Homosexualism is so gay man

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

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Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

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what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

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Two planes walk into an office building

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Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

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A man walks into a bar and says give me a 84 bourbon, when he gets it he spits it out and says this is no 84 bourbon this is a 74 scotch, So he asks for a 68 brandy , when he gets it he spits it out again in disgust saying this isn't a 68 brandy this is a 87 whiskey!, than the old man next to him says here try this, the man says what is it?, the old man just says try it, so the man does, he spits it out and shouts this is urine!, the old man says correct, now tell me how old i am.

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How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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