If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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On a deserted island in the middle of nowhere three women have just been in a horrible boat wreck. They are okay and alive. One is a lovely smart brunette. An appealing ginger. And a blond.. named Becky. They take shelter when one of them notices a shimmer in the sand. They pick it up to discover that it was a golden lamp. They rub it and a blue cloud of smoke consumes them. Then a magnificent Guinnie appears and says "You have awoken me from my 10,000 year encasement inside that lamp! I shall grant you 3 wishes to show you my sincere gratitude." The brunette wishes for a plane so she can fly home. The ginger wishes for a boat to sail back home. The blonde was lonely so she wished that the brunette and the ginger were back with her.

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Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

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Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

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A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

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what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

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your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

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Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Generator? One powers your house...and then there's the generator.

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John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

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So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

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Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

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What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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