A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

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How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

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Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

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How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

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What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

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What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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What's a cow's fovorite vacation spot? Farmyard animals do not receive vacations, they have long hours, no pay, and get eaten upon death.

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I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

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What did the squirrel say to the dog? "I have AIDS."

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Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

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like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

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Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

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What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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