2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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school homewrok

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why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

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What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

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A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

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What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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beiber i straight

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

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A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

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Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

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Whats white and sticky fluff

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

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What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

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What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

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The WNBA

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