why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

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How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

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im black

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

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3 like an eel

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What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

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Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

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Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

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What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

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What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

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What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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Nah

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Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

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A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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