So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

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So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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A jew enters a mall.

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

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Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

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Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

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Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

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A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

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Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

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"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

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Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

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What's funny about water, food, and shelter? Nothing, those are essential necessities to live your life, unless you have chains attached to your ankles with bricks on the other end and you're thrown in the middle of the ocean with no chance what so ever

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

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imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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