- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

The Aristocrats

What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

Blarg

a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

19th amendment

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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