Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

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Why does the deer cross the road? It had just birthed two deer, one of which was hungry, and food was on the other side, the other had been hit by 4x4 Hemi V8 Supercharged F1-50.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a murderer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

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Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

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What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

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Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

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A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

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What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

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What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

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What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was an animal of minimal intelligence and didn't know of the underlining risks involved in crossing a high speed passage for cars and other road baring vehicles, the presence of the chicken in the road also prompted further danger for the drivers involved in the situation. This resulted ultimately in not only the death of the chicken in hand, but also caused two cars, one with a male driver aged 35 and the other with a female driver aged 42 and her two children, to collide. This cost hundreds of pounds in damage for the male driver, who escaped with minor injuries, and the death of one of the woman's children. The whole event was an unnecessary disaster.

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Why is there no Aspirin in the rain forest? Because it wouldn't be financially viable to try and sell pharmaceuticals in the vastly unpopulated rain forest.

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What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

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Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

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Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

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whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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