Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

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How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

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ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

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What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

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knock knock whos there open the door and find out

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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Yo mamma is so old that she died.

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Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

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mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

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You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

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What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

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Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

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roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

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Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

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What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

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So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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