Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

How do you make a plumber stop sagging? Tickle his crack

what did the guy who had unsafe sex get? A good time

Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

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Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who the hell keeps shiting in my garden

Why did the man mow his lawn without his shirt on? Because it was very hot out.

What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

Why did the autistic man cross the road? He was also depressed. It was a highway.

Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

Q. How much wood would a Wood-Chuck chuck if a Wood-Chuck could chuck wood? A. Wood-Chuck's clearly cant chuck would so what is the point of trying to figure out a question that would never take place in real life?

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

Why couldn't Michael ask out Mary? Because Mary had been dead for dead for 10 years.

Is your refrigerator running? Go fuck yourself

What did the two fire men say to each other whilst a house was burning? Well be better put that fire.

Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

What's green and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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