- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are RED , Violets are BLUE , once Valentines day is Over , All ya girls is gonna go back to LOVIN' THE CREW.

Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

Why were little Suzie's parents crying? Suzie was kidnapped by Al Qeada

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

Why is Taylor sad? Because she's the middle of a human centipede.

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Charcoal is black, So is my neighbor.

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Homosexualism is so gay man

Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

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