What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

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What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.

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im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

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How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

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whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

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A man with no legs walks into a bar.

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A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

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Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

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A fat man on a moped

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

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How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

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AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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