What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

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What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

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L's I's that took Viagra.

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

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yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

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There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

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Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

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Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

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knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

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Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

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Please Rape William Wright

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My name is never spelt right so its all good

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Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

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Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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yolo your orange looks orange

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What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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Anti Joke

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