Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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A dead guy walks into a grave.

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

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Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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lol

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What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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What comes after 69? 70

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Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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