Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

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if a sentence contains the words "Chuck Norris" it still has to end up with a period otherwise it is bad grammar and is looked down upon by American society.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a doorstep? A: Matt.

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A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

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I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

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why am i on this site? cause its funny

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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Your mom goes to college

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Dislike this.

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

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your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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