11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

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Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

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Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

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Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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whats cheese thats not yours? the one in the toilet.

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I'm a raging homosexual.

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what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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What do you call a tall Asian Tall

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Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

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Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

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A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

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you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

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52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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