What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

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dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

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Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

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That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

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Your future.

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what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

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what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

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what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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yo mamas so old she probably ralises the greater risk of breast cancer in middle age women.

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No, I still have to make sense of some facts bits and pieces here, and thinking is pretty much the only thing I can do at this moment, so why would my doppelganger wannabe call me from her mothers place?

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How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

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Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

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penis haha

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this is not a joke.

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Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

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Anti Joke

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