- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Moderately entertaining story, friend.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Microwave

Enchilada

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

Donald Trump

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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