Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

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What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars except the duck.

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Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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what did the Hispanic man say to the black man? hello

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What did the therapist say to the other therapist? We are both therapists

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing.He's dead.

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How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

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What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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If u swipe fast u will see fish swimming -////--/// //-///--// --//--/// ---/////- -/////--/ ////---// ---///--- ---////-- --////--- //--///-// -//----/// -/-///-/// -/-/-/-/-/ -////-///// -/-/-/-/// -///------ ---------- --///-///-/ -////-//--- -/-/--/--- -/-/-////// ---------- --------- I will call ur doctor to tell him u are retarded

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What's not funny? Today's anti-joke writers

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People, so yeah Nero7 is alive, but for the first time in history this site is crashing because too many are posting questions here, so I will try answering some for you, the name is Joker2 and I am one of the administrators at point zero. Nero7 is alive and, according to himself well, but physically he can barely walk and stutters in pain, and yes we are six million followers in total. Otherwise his condition is stable, and no, he is not dying in six years (because) that is also part of the coding you will need to access our site (it might have sounded a bit too dramatic in order for some of you to understand its part of the code) Do not post questions or comments regarding our activity on any other section, we do not want that kind of attention, so stop it or we will have to cut you off, Nero can and will answer questions, but please one at the time, its clogging this crappy server, besides Nero can only answer one person at the time as far as I am aware off.

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Why dont polar bears eat peguins? Because they live on opposite ends of the earth and it would be physically imposible!!

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Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

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