what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

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What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

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What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

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Lets go Yankees

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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

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Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

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Today, I was thirsty so I got in my kitchen and took a bottle of juice out of my refrigirator, I realised the bottle was empty, so I immediatly took a walk to the store and bought another bottle.

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Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

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What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

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A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

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What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

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Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

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What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

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A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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