Military intelligence.

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How can you tell if there is an idiot at a dogfight? When someone pits a Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a moron at a dogfight? When someone BETS on the Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a cheater at a dogfight? When the victory goes to the Chihuahua.

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

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What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

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When I exited the hospital one day, I spotted a sign saying "Come back soon!" Soon afterwards I saw people protesting to ban dihydrogen monoxide. The next day on tv I saw an ad for a solar powered lightbulb. Then I saw a Gun control poster. I cried, this being the dumbest thing I had seen yet, and the world was certainly doomed due to humanity's general stupidity. I saw a chicken crossing a packed road. Why did the chicken feel the urge to cross the road?

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Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

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Why did the boy engage in oral sex with the other boy. He was a hormonal homosexual.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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A black guy and a white girl are walking toward each other in a dark alley. Which one takes off his/her clothes first? The black guy as he is closer to home and therefore closer to his bathroom where he took a shower after a hard day's work.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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A cowboy rides out to the middle of nowhere and then shoots his horse. He then makes his way back into town and meets a man in the saloon. The man says, "On second thought, I'd like to buy that horse."

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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Knock knock *runs away laughing*

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Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

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