What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

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What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

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whats worse than school? Summer school

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Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

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Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

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If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

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Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

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Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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Confucius say: Man who fart in church probably has a medical condition and should not be made fun of because that is cruel.

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pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

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What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

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How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

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roses are red violets are indigo

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Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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