My mom just died....

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

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A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

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haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

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What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

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Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

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For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

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gay pom...

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One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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How do you make a man cry? you torture him

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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Why did the jew die Really...

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What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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