What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

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why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

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Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

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What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

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The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

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a man walks off of a damn. a damn is not a noun, thus nobody can walk off it

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What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

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Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

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A guy says a joke. It was not funny

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Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

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Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

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A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

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