What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

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How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

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What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

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What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

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Stranger at door: *Knock knock* Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

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Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

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how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

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Yo momma so fat, she died.

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September 8, 2011 Amy Winehouse: 46 days sober. Date of death: July 23, 2011

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Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

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Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

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What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

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what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

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Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

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Little Stephanie was up all night on Christmas eve excited for her new bike that Santa was going to bring her. After tossing and turning for what seemed like decades, the sunset finally arose and Stephanie ran down the steps to unwrap her new bike with the family. Immediately after she went down the staircase, she found her parents marinated in their own blood, with knife wounds all around their body.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

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What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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