why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

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Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

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How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a scotch on the rocks. Realizing how strange this occurrence was, the bartender immediately calls the local news station and tells them there is a talking horse in his place of business and it would be in their best interest to come do a story on it, because the likelihood of them finding another story of this magnitude is quite slim.

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What's the difference between Donald Trump and a refrigerator? Open a refrigerator and you will find food, typically refrigerated food like milk, eggs, you know, stuff like that.... When you open Donald Trump you will be charged with murder.

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Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

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A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

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Jeez Bill, how drunk was I last night? You took my pet parakeet, threw it at my daughter's piggy bank and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!!!!"

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

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What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

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Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

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What Did The Boy With No Arms Or Legs Get For Christmas? Cancer.

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Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

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What happened to the lady with cancer?? She got shot!!

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Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

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What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

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ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

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What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

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What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

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