What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

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your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

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what do you say when you see a winner weaner

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

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Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

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i fondle myself every night....

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knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

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A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

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How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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Send "What Makes You Beautiful" Ringtone to your CellShowHideSong Notes - Go behind the words! You're insecure, don't know what for You're turning heads when you walk through the do-o-or Don't need make-up - to cover up Being the way that you are is eno-o-ough Everyone else in the room can see it Everyone else but you Baby you light up my world like nobody else The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed the way you smile at the ground, it ain't hard to tell You don't know Oh oh You don't know you're beautiful! If only you saw what I could see you'd understand why I want you so desperatley Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe You don't know Oh oh You don't know you're beautiful! Read more: ONE DIRECTION - WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL LYRICS http://www.metrolyrics.com/what-makes-you-beautiful-lyrics-one-direction.html#ixzz1sJdk3KHD Copied from MetroLyrics.com

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Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

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How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

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My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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