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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

Whats small yellow and cant swim? A short bus full of autistic children.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

Why couldn't the Asian man satisfy a woman? He was in a coma.

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

i know leaves are green because of chlorophyll but i don't know how to get a mortgage this is the kind if shit your parents pay for

knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead

Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he didn't make it that far

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. Seeing a black pilot is not alarming. If their middle-eastern, however, you have more of a problem.

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