who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

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How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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woman's rights

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A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

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Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blond are all stuck on an island 100 miles away from the nearest civilization with no resources. After 2 weeks, they decide that no one is going to save them and they have to swim for it. The brunette swims 25 miles and then gets eaten by sharks. The redhead swims 75 miles and then drowns. The blond swims 99 miles but got tired, so she swam back.

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Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

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Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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black people are white when i use night gogles

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