If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

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what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

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96 there mad at each other instead its 69

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Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

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Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

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Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

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Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

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What's red, blue, green, yellow, pink, purple, orange, teal, light green, brown, black and white? Colours, except for black and white, for they are the absence and amalgam of all colours, respectively.

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Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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Once there was a baby ostrich name Bert. He was the cutest ostrich with those big black beady eyes, fuzzy feathers and funny wobbly baby ostrich walk. I knelt down and as Bert came running towards me as if I were his ostrich father about to protect him from something dangerous. As he got within arm’s reach I punched him so hard he turned into a baby kitten. I decided that Bert was an ...insufficient name for a baby kitten so I said to the purring ball of fuzz “I shall call you Turtle” a kitten named Turtle was a very hilarious conundrum. Things went well for an hour or two and then Turtle decided to pee on my tile floors which infuriated me because everyone knows that cat pee doesn’t come out of carpet! I decided to teach Turtle a football drill called kick the cuddly baby kitten so hard he turns into a koala bear. I sat Turtle on a football tee and suddenly our eyes met and he stared at me with the cutest face a kitten has ever made I took three steps back and turned back towards him. I stared into his big baby kitten eyes and then at a running sprint kicked him as hard as I could into the wall. There was a quiet sound like that of a space shuttle taking off into outer space. As I looked to see where my kick had sent Turtle soaring through the air, I found to my surprise, Turtle had turned into a cute cuddly baby raccoon. I walked across the room and scooped up the adorable baby raccoon. A raccoon named turtle was just too absurd so I decided to give the furry ball of warmth a new and more appropriate name. I stared into his cute raccoon eyes and declared aloud, “I shall call you Dorito!” I rocked Dorito calmly back and forth in my arms until he was fast asleep. A thought then entered my head, how funny would it be to put Dorito into a chip bag? I chuckled aloud and then decided my mind was set. I pulled a chip bag out of my backpack and carefully pulled the bag open and realized I’d been scammed! Inside the bag was a single Dorito chip. I then ate my Doritos.

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What is worse than having sex with a dead baby in front of it's mother? Not a lot.

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Oh. So his name's Brandon.

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Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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