What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

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What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

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Wihat's red, green, and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender!!!!!

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Three bars walk into a Jew.

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What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

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Click thumb up i will be eternally grateful

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Why didn't the Mexican have a job? Because stereotypes made employers unjustly reluctant to hire a hard-working, competent man.

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Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

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I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

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Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

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What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

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Ammy Winehouse walks into a bar Don't you said we should stop jocking about dead people ?

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The Morman Religion.

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How can you tell which kids belong to Dolly Parton? From the strech marks on their lips :|

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Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

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Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

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fuck you you punkass piece of shit I hope you burn in my uncle's titties and ass rape yourself while screaming "make it stop!'. Then, I hope that you take a titanic needle and shove it up your lower kidney until it tears open and all your bodily fluids spill out into an ocean of shit. Also, I have 73 balls with a ballsack for each ball. So, I have 73 ballsacks.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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