what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

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A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

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why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

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Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

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women's rights

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What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are red, Violets are black, Why is your chest, as flat as your back

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

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what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

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Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

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Rejected Disney titles: - 1,000,000,001 Dalmatians: The Need of Neutering - Beauty and the Bricks - Zambi: the Walking Deer - The Iron King 2: Simba's Ferride - The Little Mormon - Cinderella 4: The Fairy Godfather and his Mafia - Tarzipan of the Choco-Apes - Brother Boar - Home on Deranged - The Emperor's New Sith Apprentice - Mickey and the Mousetrap - Lilo and B**ch

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whats long and green? weed

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Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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