Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

ejaculation JLR

I am a nigger.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

Q: Why couldn't Sally ride her bike? A: because Sally has Cerebral Palsy.

Why was the Jamaican man smoking pot? His doctor prescribed it. The man has a serious case of glaucoma.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

Got milk? No.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Gianni

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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