Knock Knock Whos there? It was the unexpected arrival of his wifes lover who'd been having an affair with her for over a year She thought her husband would be out and forgot to tell him not to come The husband started breaking down in tears whilst throwing insults at both of them, grabbing the man by his collar and throwing him on the ground he started to kick his head in The man died and the husband and wife divorced, theres now a bench in the mans local park dedicated to him.

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

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Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

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Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

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what is worse than joel an infested asshole

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poo

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Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

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What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

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Chinese drivers.

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Knock Knock. Whose There? Lettuce. Thats impossible.

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How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

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What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

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What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.. And IDGAF!

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