Whats white and sticky fluff

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A blind man walks past a fish market, pauses, takes in a big sniff, and says, "Good morning ladies!" to the women walking by wearing too much perfume.

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You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

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how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

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without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

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Take part of what?

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

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what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

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I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

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An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

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What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

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What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

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What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I have down syndrome. -RDV

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What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

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What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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whats deead and gone lewis`s dog. well now it is

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what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

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So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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A muslim walks into a airport. He then boards his flight and is flown to his destination.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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