Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

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Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

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What do you call a something with no limbs? a snake

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Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE YOUR MOMA CAUSE SHE STINKS OF POO :) BY VICKY CASSIDY, RENATA SZABO, ELLA AND HEIDI MCMILLAN

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis

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Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

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I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

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What color is red paint? Red

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A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

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