Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

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You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

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A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? I dont know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

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How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

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What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

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1 + 1 = 3

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

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What's worse than falling off your bike? Getting hit by a truck.

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What did the therapist say to the other therapist? We are both therapists

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What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

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PICKLES

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What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

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Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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BUTTERFARTING

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Anti Joke

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