How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

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I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

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why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

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Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

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what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

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what's the difference between a duck?

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

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Q: Why was the prostitute's mouth sore? A: She had multiple cavities due to poor dental hygiene.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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