Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

roses are grey violets are grey everything is? grey i'm colour blind fml

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

Why did the little girl cry when the x-ray showed her mom had a tumor? It was benign.

what do you call a man in a hole Fill

What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

What do you feel when you kill a terrorist? Recoil -USMC

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

There are 3 poeple on an air plane. The pope, a boy scout, and barak obama. The plane is about to crash and there is only 2 parachutes. omba said im the president of the united states and one of the worlds smartest african americans so he jumped out. The Pope told the boy scout " i lived a long happy life you take the last parachute and jump." The boy scout replied what there are still 2 left the " worlds smartest negro jumped out with my backpack.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

why did katy fall off her bike?

Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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