what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

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When faced with an impossible question. I like to give, and maybe receive, an impossible, yet endearing, request/answer to the problem. Sex?

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What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

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roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

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What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

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Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

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Roses are black, Violets are too. I am colorblind, How about you?

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One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

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what to call someone thats gay zak

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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The Dane, the Norwegian and the Chinese where on a plane, and as the plane was malfunctioning, the pilot would shout: "We are overloaded! Toss out everything you can spare!" The Dane tossed out a box of Danish Salami, explaining they had enough of those in his country. The Norwegian tossed out a package of sweaters, explaining that they had enough of those in his country. Suddenly the Chinese jumped out without a given explanation, as time passed though, the surviving crew arrived to some conclusions... Moral: R.I.P Kim the 294834839483948th

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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