What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

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How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

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If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

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What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

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2 polar bears are standing on a chunk of ice that is floating in the Arctic Sea. One turns to the other and says, 'Dyu know; I keep thinking it's Thursday...'

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

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Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

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poop nuff said

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2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

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Womens basketball

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Alchohol.

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

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but there is a road to the super market

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart but the very next day your body rejected the transfer and you died.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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