Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

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If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris, since Bruce Lee is dead.

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Whats fat yellow and diabetic Brett lai lan

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why didn't the lolipop taste like anything to the boy beacuse he was aborted

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What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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800000000000000000?0?00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000?0000 I hate you

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What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

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Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

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why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

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"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

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How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

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Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

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