Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

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Q.whats black and white and red all over A. half a zebra

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

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What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Peoples' bad attempts at Anti-Jokes.

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Some guy stapled it to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at it. Why did the girl fall off her bike? She was hit by 3 dead monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

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Asian women drivers...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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