What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

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What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

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Why did the color blind man cut the red wire and accidentally blew himself up and all the other people involved in the situation? Because he didn't know how to defuse a bomb.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? Just about anything because child mortality is not funny.

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i hate anti-jokes ;)

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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

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what are you mike bibby?

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Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

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What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

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you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

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They see me trollin' They hatin'...

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

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CFL

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

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What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

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roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

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Canada AYY

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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