What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

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Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

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Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

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Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

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Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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I america you read books. But in Soviet Russa, Books read YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

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how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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what did the plane say to the trade center on 9/11 boom

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What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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What is the difference between Madeleine McCan and a toaster? A toaster wasn't raped and murdered.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

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knock knock a man walks into a bar what do you call a horse with no legs dave who?

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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