If God gives you lemons you find a new God

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

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Did you hear about the guys who wanted to go to Hawaii??? They didn't go!

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What happened to the Mexican who commited suicide? He died.

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I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

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why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

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Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

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Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

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once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

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Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

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A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

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Whats black white and red all over? A decapitated panda.

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Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monekey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the girl fall of of her bike? She was hit by three monkeys and a refridgerator

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Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

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Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

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