A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

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What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

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What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

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Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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A guy takes out his club and hits a baby seal with a fine for $50 for littering and threatens to smash the seal's favorite ceramic figurine with the club if he doesn't pay the fine. The man is a park ranger and takes littering very seriously.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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Go away.

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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