Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

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what did the cow said to the other cow? Moo

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whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't because he wasn't capable of having emotions after he fell into a coma and died 10 months ago after a severe car crash involving a drunk driver. The believed driver,3 had a blood alcohol of .26 and rear ended 6's car at 60 mph. 3 was uninjured and promptly arrested but....6 wasn't so lucky. The doctors said there was no chance of him coming back and they pulled the plug.He was only 9 days away from his 32nd birthday. The funeral was held shortly after, 7 seemed the most upset and couldn't hold back the tears well enough to make it through the whole service. The family is now forever scarred. In Loving Memory of 6 February 22,1982-February 13,2014 Loving father, Caring husband, Forever in our hearts

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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why couldn't the little girl play on the swing? Matty Russel was chasing her

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What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick.

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van.

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Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

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Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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