How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

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What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I lied, it was a goat.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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Black Veil Brides.

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Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

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what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

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Knock knock

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That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

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What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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Anti Joke

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