Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

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Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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What did Justin Bieber say when he lost his tampon? Where's my tampon?

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how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

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Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

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Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

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What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

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What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

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A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

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A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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