Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

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Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

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Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

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racism...deal with it!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

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I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

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A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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