- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

I don't know about anybody else, but I just watched a part of a My Little Pony episode, and there's something about them that makes you want to come back and watch more. It's wierd, like mind control. Has anyone noticed this?

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

your momma's so stupid she shot herself

What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

This stuff on espn about Jason Collins is very gay

What do an octopus and a cat have in common? They are both multicellular organisms that are living creatures, and therefore are both sentient and can perform simple tasks and make simple decisions.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

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