A group of 3 black male friends sit down to have lunch at the basketball court. One black man reaches in his pack and pulls out a watermelon. The second black man reaches in his basket and pulls out some fried chicken and a pan of cornbread. They both look expectantly towards their friend as he opens up his pack. Right as he opens it, however, his cell phone goes off. Upon completing the call, he hangs up and looks at his two friends. "My financial aid got approved, guys!" he exclaims. Both of his friends congratulate him on finally making it to college. They are so proud.

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how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

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How do you make a little girl cry?

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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sweating like antoni with a girl

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Hello

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

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a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

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Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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wanna hear a joke. i do to

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Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

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A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

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Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

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I LIKE TURLES.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

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WNBA

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my dick is like a bridge. i dont know why.

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Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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