Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

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Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

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Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

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your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

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A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

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Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

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Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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