My tractor broke down.

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Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

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Aaron Pfeifer likes men

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Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels.

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I am a real homosexual

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

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A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

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Why did the child step on a ball?

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

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How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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politically correct!

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How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

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What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

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Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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