What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

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"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

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" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

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What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

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Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

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What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

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What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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