Whats black and red inside? A black guy

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What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

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*knock knock* Who's there? *Gorilla* Gorilla who? *Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot*

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whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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Lil Wayne's rapping career

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knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

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How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

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Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

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Three blondes walk into a community college.

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What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

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What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

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A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

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what did the man say to his wife? I love you

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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Anti Joke

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