What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

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What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

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Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

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what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

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Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

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If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

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what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

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nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

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knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

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what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

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What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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