- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

Your mom is so fat, that when she went to the doctor, the doctor told her she had Type II Diabetes.

So you all no Dora right, well why is she always lost in the forest wit her friend boots? Whats the deal with the map everybody knows maps cannot talk!!!!!!!!!!!! What the heck is wrong with the makers of the show!!!!!!!!

Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Why did the plane crash into a mountain? Because a Banana was flying it, and Bananas can't fly planes.

Your biggest fan.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

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