What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

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What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

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Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

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One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

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Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Well it's not going to happen so I don't see the point in giving this a name.

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Why do Black people love chicken? Because it is delicious.

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Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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What's big and white?

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A dog walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out as animals are not allowed.

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Vaginal secretions

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the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

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My nieghbor is blonde, but she doesnt like corn dogs or anything of that sort because her boyfriend is mexican. Mexcans are banned from eating corn dogs because they illegally crossed the border. Her dog wieghs about 8.9485763 pounds. Her nieghbor also protests corndogs because she cant fit throught her customized door which was 39 feet long. Why was six afraid of seven? because that lady is 700 pounds.

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Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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Miškinis gerai prikolina.

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if any1 wants contact with me, nina, call me on my cell at 879-555-0934 im looking for a short, chubby man with a hungering taste of mexican taste

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My did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

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