Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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roses are grey violets are grey everything is? grey i'm colour blind fml

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Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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Why did the little girl cry when the x-ray showed her mom had a tumor? It was benign.

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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What do you feel when you kill a terrorist? Recoil -USMC

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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There are 3 poeple on an air plane. The pope, a boy scout, and barak obama. The plane is about to crash and there is only 2 parachutes. omba said im the president of the united states and one of the worlds smartest african americans so he jumped out. The Pope told the boy scout " i lived a long happy life you take the last parachute and jump." The boy scout replied what there are still 2 left the " worlds smartest negro jumped out with my backpack.

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A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

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Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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why did katy fall off her bike?

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Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

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Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

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What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

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Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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