Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

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What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

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What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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How do you get a blonde to break a nail? Smash her finger with a wrench.

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roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

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Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

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if a sentence contains the words "Chuck Norris" it still has to end up with a period otherwise it is bad grammar and is looked down upon by American society.

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

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Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

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Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

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roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

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What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

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Why did the man die? He was old.

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ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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