What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

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What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

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What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

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Once upon a time

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

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Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

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Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

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What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

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What happened to the woman who was raped? She was mentally scarred for life and finds it hard to trust men.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

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When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

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How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

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Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

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whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

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A sober Irish individual.

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Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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