- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

I used to be an adventurer like you... then I enlisted for much safer guard service with a more steady salary.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

Snarf Nuggets

Not a joke.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Hey i heard you where cool wait that was opposite day ;)

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

What is brown and sticky? Poop

Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

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