Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

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what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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Nuneaton..

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(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

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Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

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what did say when he created the first black Wow you are the first non-white I made

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Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

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Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

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Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

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a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

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Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

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Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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oh hiya come in

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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A man with tourettes walks into a bar, due to his disease he shouts unexpected profanities across the room; everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the pressure anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom and pulls out a gun and points it at his head. HIs wife of 15 years walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to conceive. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man diagnosed with touretts then goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. After he killed everybody he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentanced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man with touretts still cannot control his ticks and rots in jail everyday screaming obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

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A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

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Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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