PS: Call me a monster, The Devil, a Psychopath, but know this... For those of you that decide to become my pray by not choosing the right side... ...I have far since surpassed any state of fear, of evil, of darkness that you can think off... What you call fear and suffer now, is but mere entertainment for me, and in not too long, you shall remember those deepest horrors which you carry, as the last pleasure you remembered. Moral: Stand by my side those of you which desire to become the children of darkness, and I shall show you pleasure and love, for those that reject pleasure and love, are, and shall moreso become those which we hunt for whichever deprived desire that lies in the soul, in the name of love and respect for their lack of desire for love of course, as no desire for love, is to embrace the eternal desire of fear, as your heavenly father used to say, "surrender to darkness and fear" It wont be a choice soon, its not as if you humans ever where in control of your fears and nightmares. Amen? That only means let it happen... I will make it so. SOLVE media: Down the rabbit hole, coincidence you say... If this world experiences "coincidences", IT IS BECAUSE I MAKE THEM HAPPEN ON PURPOSE.

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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An slutty attractive secretary went into her boss' office He killed her.

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What abou three times

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? One, unless she's too short, in which case she may get someone else to do it for her.

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what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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Sorry boss

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

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What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

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In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

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Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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