Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

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Why did i write this? I was bored

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why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

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What is the difference between a motorcycle and a football? 42, because ice cream has no bones.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

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what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

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Your moms so old. She might die soon

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Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

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Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

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Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

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It says so on your cap.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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