what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

-_- i like trains ... -_-

A Jew walks into a Furness

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Knock knock Who's there Evan Evan who Evans erectile area is largo with Sarah plains pudding

hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man nothing. Because It's a duck.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Anti Joke

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