whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

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Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

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knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

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sure!

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An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

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woman..parallel parking

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What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

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Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

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What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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Your MUM has aids :D LOL

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

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Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

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