Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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Two polar bears are sitting in a hot tub. One polar bear asks the other to pass the soap. The other responds, "No soap, radio!"

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

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penis

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

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Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

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Why did the black man buy 3 boxes of condoms? Because he practices safe sex and they were on sale.

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Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

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What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

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Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

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roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

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Hitler

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

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There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

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What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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