What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? Hi, my name is Chris.

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who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

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I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

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What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

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What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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Is that a baby in your carriage or are you just happ..... WTF. WHERES ITS EYES!? **purges**

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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When I find out where you live I'm going to burn down your house, kill your family, and while your crying in you demise I am going to slit your throat.

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

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what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

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i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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