How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

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Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

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why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

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Your Mom

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

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i have yougurt with tractor

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Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

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Don't rape me!

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Where do you go when your friends called you spoiled? Africa.

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

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Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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