Hi, my name is Jake.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says why the long face? The horse does not reply because it is a horse. He then is confused of where he is and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a couple stools.

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

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What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

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What's funnier than 68 69

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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What's the worst part about censorship? **** *** **** **** *** **** *** ********.

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Q: what's the difference between a young, geeky kid living in Wisconsin's basketball and Yao Ming's basketball? A: young, geeky kids cannot live in Wisconsin's basketball. Wisconsin is a state, and states cannot own objects because they aren't sentient beings. And Yao Ming's basketball... is just a regular basketball that happens to be owned by Yao Ming.

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A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

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Waffles ate my grandma

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YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

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What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing.He's dead.

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Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

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What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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