what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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Hahaha

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Jesus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the city on the other side. He hoped he could find work in one of the city's cheap factories. He needed money for his family: he could not bear to see them slowly starve for any longer. If he could get a lowly-paid job he may be able to just sustain them. But he knew it could not last for long. He would probably die on the streets or in the slums, cold, lonely and starving. But it was a risk worth taking - he could not see his own family waste slowly away like so many of his friends had.

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Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

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A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

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a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

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What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

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How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

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why did the white man walking down the street have no hair? he had had cancer for 5 years prior.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

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Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

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Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

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What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

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"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

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What do you call Obama? - the president

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What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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