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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

What was the comment at the bottom of this anti joke? come up with a better anti joke

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

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