What did the cow get for Christmas? A tree

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What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

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Why didn't Superman save the world trade center? He was in a wheelchair.

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whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the car? We're going to Dairy Queen.

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

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Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

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what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

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What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

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ive got a joke for you Nicki minajs ase

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

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What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

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What's black and blue and red all over Sex

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Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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A dog walks into a bar and asks for a pint.. But is immediately turned away as dogs are not allowed in pubs.

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How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

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Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

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What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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Anti Joke

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