what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

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please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

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A man walked into a bar. Ow!

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how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

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Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

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A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

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Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

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Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

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Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

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I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

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Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

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What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

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A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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why did suzy fall off the swing? she has no arms, knock knock who's there? Not suzy!

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