I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

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Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

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Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

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How come the mexican couldnt support his family? Wendy's stopped hiring a week ago

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What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

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Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

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When Zeddie LIttle takes an Unflattering picture, millions of Internet people ask him why he looks Wierd in it. He says, "well, I was having a really tough day that day- my grandpa had just died- and I didn't feel like caring about what I looked like." Either way, he essentially fades into the darkness as the new fad takes over.

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When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

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What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

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what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

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What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

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Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

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Who is worse than Adolf Hitler? Lebron James

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Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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