A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

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Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

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When life hands you lemons, you should question your sanity

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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What is brown and sticky?

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Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

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KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

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wanna hear a better joke? casey.

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In Soviet Russia, joke tells YOU! ...because that is the syntax of the language.

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Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

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There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

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that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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