What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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What was the blind man doing at the movies? He was on a date.

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varför skriver jag på svenska jag vet inte

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When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

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After pursuing a speeding vehicle for 10km at speeds ranging from 120 - 160km/h, the police officer managed to stop the driver. The driver of the vehicle rolled down the window and asked, "What seems to be the problem officer?" to which the police officer replied, "It sounds like one of your cylinders is firing incorrectly, you have a fairly large amount of carbon build-up on and around your exhaust pipe."

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--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

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Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

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Trashcan!

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Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

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What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

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What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one.

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

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roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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