What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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why did the boy die because he got ran over by a tractor

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

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whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

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What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

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What did Darth Vader say when he spilled his drink? Darth Vader is a fictional character and is not a part of humanity.

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A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

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What did the explorer say to the new species Oh look it says squirtle let's call it squirtle Oh look it say woof let's call it poochyena

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

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How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

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What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

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Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

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Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

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Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

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A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the christian says "if you don't believe in god you will go to hell." the atheist replies "if there was a benevolent supreme being, logic dictates that there would be proof of his existence other than a 2,000 year old book." they agree to set aside their petty differences and get on with their lives.

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If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

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