Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

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police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

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BenWuzHear

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Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

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Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

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why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

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Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

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women's rights

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What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

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Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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