- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

This is not a joke or is it

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? Pizza doesn't scream when you put it into an oven.

A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing.He's dead.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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