A plane crashes near an uncharted island with a low supply of fresh water and hardly any animals, except for a few deadly ones. How do the survivors live until rescuers show up? -There were no survivors from the plane crash

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You know what big feet mean? Big socks

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whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

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Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

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How do you survive a plane crash?? You don't

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i had sex.

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Kelly Clarkson

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69

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a woman leaves the kitchen.......

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

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A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

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What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

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why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

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I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

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What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

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there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

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why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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