how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

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What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

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Why did I write this joke Because I'm board as hell

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A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

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What do you call a mexican riding a bike? A cyclist.

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What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

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your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

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One time at band camp, We practice playing our instruments and had fun.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

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When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

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What does the average fishermen catch Fish

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

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