How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

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Yes.

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

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What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

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Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

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What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

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why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

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Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

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Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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