How do you make a plumber mad? You tell him that his princess is in another castle about a thousand times over 25 years.

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

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A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

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What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

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Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

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What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

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Q: Why didn't the man give money to the homeless person on the sidewalk? A: Because he thought that he was faking it. Two days later the homeless person died in an alleyway from starvation. Nobody was there to witness it, and the body was never found.

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What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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kennah campion... being nice

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what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

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What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

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If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

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Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

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Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

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What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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