Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, that was a turkey. Oh.

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

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Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

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What did my mom say when she walked in my room? You smell like body oder.

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Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

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Why did the elf cry? Because someone stole his shoe.

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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I don't get it

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AVB

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Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

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Why is a four year olds bedroom the hottest place in Texas? Its on fire, like the rest of the state because of a tragic wildfire thats ruining the lives of many people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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