Two guys walk into a bar to get out of the rain and have a drink after a long day of work. The first guy orders a bottle of imported beer sits down and begins to drink. After waiting his turn the second guy also orders a bottle of imported beer but because he is Polish he does it incorrectly and awkwardly

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, it's really nice.

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What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

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Pickup line: Boy: Hey, do you have a library card? Girl: Yes

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whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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So this guy walks into the doctor's and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor says "Yes, you've shattered both your kneecaps. You'll never walk again."

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What is quite heavy and if it falls off a tree and hits you in your head you die? A sheets packet

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http://www.com/

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Gangnam style

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped a KFC.

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There was a blonde, brunette and a red head on an island. The blond was on holiday, the brunette lived there and the red head was there on business, it was a very large and industrial island.

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Why did the Chinese man cross the road? To get to the Chinese restaurant.

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Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Two, one to change it and the other to hold the ladder so the first man won't fall and hurt himself.

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why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

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Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

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