Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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hey guys im gay

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Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Ouch.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

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a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

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stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

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What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

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What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

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Anti Joke

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