This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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What does the Cookie Monster eat? Nothing. The Cookie Monster is not a living, sentient being and does not require sustenance to live.

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

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How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

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a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

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how did the little girl die cancer

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

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Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

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Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

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Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

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What did the Wind say to the Window? (Insert Racist punchline here)

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Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

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I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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