What's the difference between a duck? A toothbrush, because a car only has four doors!

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What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

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A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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What do a Mexican and a elephant have in common? Aside from the fact they're both alive beings, they share the same kingdom, phylum, class and the fact of both being alive beings, each other are in constant contact with the environment, they both share affectionate ties with partners of their species, being them from the same family, breeding partner ou even just alive beings of the same especies of each one.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

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Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

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Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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