Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

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Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

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What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

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A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

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Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

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Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

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Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

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a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

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Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a human profession, and the other is a type of fish.

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Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

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What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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