Aaron Pfeifer likes men

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Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

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donald................duck for president

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Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

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why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

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Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

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I drive a 'rarri

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=eOr5o3kd5fIcpM:&imgrefurl=http://imgfave.com/search/be%2520stupid&docid=_B1z3__jBeF0wM&imgurl=http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1vrh3OhfK1r158a9o1_500.jpg&w=485&h=650&ei=Jo3HT-anK4To9ASrrp2KDw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=104&vpy=105&dur=1249&hovh=260&hovw=194&tx=86&ty=138&sig=104463583013410208018&page=3&tbnh=162&tbnw=121&start=23&ndsp=16&ved=1t:429,r:10,s:23,i:149

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

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Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

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What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

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Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

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If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

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What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

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Once upon a time, there was a Y O U M A D and they all lived happily ever after.

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Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

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Chikin nuggets

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In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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