what did the plane say to the trade center on 9/11 boom

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Well it's not going to happen so I don't see the point in giving this a name.

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Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident

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alert("The Game");

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

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what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

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Gordon Brown smiles.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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