What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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so 3 guys are a plane George W. Bush, a mexican, and a chinese man. the plane is going down because of too much weight they haave to throw things out. The mexcan throws out a suitcase full of tacos and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then the chinese throws out a suitcase full of rice and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then George W. Bush pushes the mexican out and says "we have to enough of these in out country."

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what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

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my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

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Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

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How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

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the little boy got in a ice cream truck he cant sit down anymore

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

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sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple?

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ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

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Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? He was shot in the back, knifed in the face, kicked in the groin, poo'd on by an alpaka, had frogs stapled to his face, his hair burnt off, pushed off a cliff, eaten by a scorpian, lost his arms legs and eyeballs, squashed by a hippo, ran over by a buss, truck and cement mixer, had cement poured on his frogs (that were stapled to his face), became morbidly obese, was raped by a chicken, was served as sauce at an italian resturant, was done by his mother's father's grandson, broke both of his detatched legs, crashed his car, went into a time machine and was crushed by a stegosaurous, had a lemon squesed in his detatched eyes, got high on cokeawana, was crushed to death by a garbage disposer and was rejected by the hobo at the shelter? no, actually, he tripped

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

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