How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

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How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

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What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

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Think of a number between 2 and 10? 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 11745028410270193852110555964462294895493038

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Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Pretty much everything, the killing of 6 million people was a horrible part of our world's history, and is no laughing matter.

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What comes after 69? 70

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WHY CANT THE ENGLISH MAN FIND HIS.....PANTS? BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOOK HARDER ENGLISHMAN!!!!!!!!LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yell this joke out loud and u will realize that its really funny!!! ^-^

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What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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