A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Q: What do you call a successful black person? A: A fictional character.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 was having illicit sexual relationships with 9, of which 6 knew about, but was afraid to inform his wife, 8, who 7 stepped over to get to 9.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

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why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

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Patient: Hey doc, I think I might have a tumor... Doc: Don't worry, it's all in your head.

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because there is no such person as Micheal J. Fox. Michael J. Fox, on the other hand, cannot draw a perfect circle because he has Parkinson's disease.

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Q:what do you call a black bunny with five eyes? A: i don't know I have never heard of such a thing

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

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That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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Knock knock Whos there? A rapist. Go away I'm calling the police!! (The rapist then proceeds to break open the door, beat the woman repeatedly with a baseball bat, and then rapes her)

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Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

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If Jimmy has $5, and he finds $20 on the street, how much money does Jim have? None. He was mugged by a black man.

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knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

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Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

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Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

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A Blonde arives at the airport late, and misses her flight. The airline provides her with a complimentary ticket for a later flight and she departs on that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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