- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

Knock knock Whos there? A rapist. Go away I'm calling the police!! (The rapist then proceeds to break open the door, beat the woman repeatedly with a baseball bat, and then rapes her)

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am colourblind so screw you!

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

Once upon a time.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

Ian's mind Elevator music

A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

Stop. Seriously stop.

How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

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