Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It has been this way for two days now. Whenever he looks over his shoulder and past his wing, he can see them there. Following him. The men with the red eyes. He doesn't know what they want and doesn't want to find out. He crosses that road as he has crossed so many others recently, squawking and shuffling along on his stubby legs, darting through traffic in a risky effort to shake them off of his tailfeathers. He gets to the other side and ascends the curb, walking beak-first into a pair of legs hidden beneath a grey robe. He looks up and sees a pair of eyes like burning coals staring down at him from within the darkness of a hood. He tries to run, but it is too late. He has been taken. His wings and fingers are forfeit.

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a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

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Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

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The jets are a good team..

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What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

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Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

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I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

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What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart... but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

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Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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A pig, a chicken, and a cow are born on 3 separate barns. They are raised by old men who subside off the grains of the field. When the animals mature, the farmers will butcher the pig, slaughter the chicken, and gut the cow. The farmer who raised the chicken may enjoy a few eggs first but the animals will all die eventually. Either of natural causes or more likely being butchered for profit. Cows make milk.

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What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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a fat old hobo named da'shovant'e ate a bucket of fried chicken then killed a little girl named poopface McFergusen

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What's two plus two? Window

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

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Why did the heroin addict get staff infection? His skin broke open multiple times without proper cleansing.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in an apple within a worm inside your apple...

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I'm not as random as you think i salad.

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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Anti Joke

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