- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

God

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

the your face joke

why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

Why does your mom not love you.... Because she is not your real mom.

What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

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