Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

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Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

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Chuck norris survived rapture.

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What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

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A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

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Jellybeans

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

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Giant scorpions, red roses, adoption, the holocaust, bars, changing light bulbs, and fridges.

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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Hitler

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A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

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Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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What happened to the boy who lost his arm? He got on suprisingly well in life considering he has the use of only one arm, and got a terrific job. He managed to meet a woman, , and he was a generally happy guy. He lived to a great age, and he, nor anyone around him, ever thought of him as different or disabled. It's good to hear a happy anti joke once in a while isn't it guys?

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roses are red violets should be purple

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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