Whats the difference in car and a bicycle? One has an engine and drivetrain designed to run on gas and the other is powered by your output of work

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Why is it a shame if a kid gets run over by a car? I like the newspaper headlines about stabbings better.

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Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

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in soviet russia, cow milks you

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Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had just received a call from his family, hearing that his father had just been butchered. He was approaching the farm when an 18-wheeler approached. The tire flew off, hit a candy store, candy flew in the chicken's mouth, and it died of diabetes. However, right before the chicken died he finally crossed the road, not knowing he would get shot by his farmer. The chicken managed to survive the shooting to his right kidney, wiggled to his family, and died in front of his wife.

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what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

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Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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British Dentistry

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What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

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Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't. Despite losing her arms in a terrible accident as a child, Suzy persevered to become a renowned gymnast. After several turns as a champion Special Olympian, Suzy retired from sports in order to tour elementary schools as a guest speaker. She inspired thousands of disabled children across North America and was a highly-respected orator. Suzy sadly passed away in 2009 at the age of 62. She is survived by her two lovely daughters, Karen and Michelle.

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When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

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Reading books

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An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

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How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

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What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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