What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

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what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

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You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

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Yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I get that one a lot.

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Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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Why was the Blonde Crying? -because she had just witnessed her infant get sucked through a jet engine and was very sad.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a man with a big orange head. The man asks the bartender, "Why does that guy have a big orange head?" The bartender replies," If you buy him a beer, maybe he'll tell you." So the man buys a beer and gives it to the man with the big orange head and asks why he has a big orange head. The man says, "One day I found a genie and my first wish was to be the richest man in the world, my second wish was to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world, and for my third wish, I told the genie,'Ya know, why don't you give me a big orange head."

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

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two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

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