My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer

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A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

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What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

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Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

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Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

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I didn't know that guy did crossfit

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

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If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

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Did u hear what happened to that man with no arms and no legs who tried to play water polo? No, what happened He drowned....

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What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

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Theodore was a small kid that lived down the street. Little did he know, that Kaiwen the Poor Pedo was his next door neighbour. So he was walking one day down the street. He saw Kaiwen dead. Because he ate too much sugar. So Theodore called the police. But his phone broke suddenly. Theodore realized that his brother had filled it with broken eggshells. He was sad. He took out a few golf balls and stuffed them in his mouth. But he couldnt forget taht a fellow neighbour had died. He buried the body beneath the Carpet of Ol' Justin's House. He wasnt happy. His dad confiscated his laptop. And the golf balls

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OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

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How do you kill a zombie? You don't. Zombies aren't real.

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Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

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what did batman say to robin? get in the car

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

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asian, do math

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