golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

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what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

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A lonely man walks into a Self-Esteem class. He sits alone in the back because of his low self-esteem. Forever alone.

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Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

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Kim Kardashian.

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So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

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A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

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Person 1: I got a really good knock, knock joke. Person 2: Okay. Person 1: You start. Person 2: Knock, knock. Person 1: Who's there? Person 2: ...

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Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Woman's rights.

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why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

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Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

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Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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Anti Joke

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