What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

Q: What was Jerry Sandusky's defensive philosophy at Penn State? A: Get penetration and always cover the Tight End.

A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon

why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

Adam Chebali has no life

A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

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