Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

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Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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Why did Sally flunk math? Because she didn't achieve the passing grade which is 60 percent or greater. She might need some tutoring in order to master the concept of the lessons to which she has difficulty solving.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

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Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

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Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

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god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

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What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

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*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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A man dropped his pen so he picked it up. He is satisfied that he is a sufficient worker.

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Knock Knock Who's There? You don't know me, but I just hit a car parked on the street outside your house and I believe its yours, we should exchange information

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Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and suffered from a self-inflicted gunshot wound in his head, he is being treated by medical professionals

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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