What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

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Goku: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Freezebox: HOLY SHI... Narrator: Will Goku ever finish his attack? Will Freezebox stand there like a fucking bitch afraid for the next 48 damn epiodes rather than take a step to the side? Will the "Zee" fighters ever do anything else but comment the trucking obvious and stop aborting the show with their sweat? Find out in the next episode of... Moral: DRAGONBULL ZHIT!

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you lose.

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven.

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Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

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you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

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What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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there once was a time before bonerss it sucked it sucked real bad like that kid who never washes his gym closes bad Mason Manning JLR

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

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"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

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Nah

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

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A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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