What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

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What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

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why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

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-When is a door not a door? -Never

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Knock, knock. Come in.......

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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vaginas are pretty!!!!

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Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

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Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

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Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

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Where do babies come from? My garage

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

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A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

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What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

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How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

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Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

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Anti Joke

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