I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

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Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

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Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

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People with cancer.

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i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

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To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

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Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

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Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

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how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

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Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

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Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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I'll be back. Please use the door.

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A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

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