What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

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What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the little boy? May God be with you.

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Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

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a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

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Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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A paralysed man falls over.

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You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

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What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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say cheese

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

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What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

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What happens when you throw a midget off of a tall building? It dies and the people below get midget on them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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