Bob: You need to push harder? Tom: Oh wow what a coincidence, that is what my wife said last night. They laugh about the irony of the situation and then return to the task at hand

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Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

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a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

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What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

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What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

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whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

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knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

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what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

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What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

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No Mom! No! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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