The Game.

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

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You had 10 bricks on an airplane, you throw one. How many do you now have? 9. How do you get the elephant in the fridge? Open the fridge put the elephant in. How do you get the giraffe in the fridge? Open the fridge, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in. There was an animal meeting, all animals were invited. Which animal was missing? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge. An old woman wants to cross a river that was full of crocodiles. How does she cross without getting eaten? The crocodiles were at the animal meeting, so she got across safely. She dies anyways. What happened? She was hit by the brick.

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Whats stupid and has words? THIS JOKE!

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

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Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

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I lost my tractor.

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What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

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42, that is all

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Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

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Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

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What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

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What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

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roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

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Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

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what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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