Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

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Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

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Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

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Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

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What did the adverb say to the noun? Hopefully whale.

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What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

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A possesed goat: "moo"

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What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

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what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

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Jews for Jesus

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

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A blind 1st grader is doing math. He can't figure out a problem so he asks his mom to help, his mom then ask "Why don't you just count by your fingers?" the little boy then said "MOM! I'm blind I can't see!" his mom replys "then how do you see your homework?" the boys replys "I opened my eyes, now help me"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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