Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

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What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

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Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

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pickle sniffer

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

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Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

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Why did the mouse cross the road, and then go down it? It tried to get cheese on the other side, but got hit by a SUV and was stuck to the wheels. The rat on the wheel goes "Squish, Scratch,, Mush........

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

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Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

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why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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hi bye

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What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

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Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

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What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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