What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

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whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

What comes after "Q" R

justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

what is big and white? the moon

whats good about poland... fukk all

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Well, a pizza is edible object provided for human consumption, and a jew is a holy human being believing in the prophet abraham.

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

How is a raven like a writing desk? It isn't.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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