What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

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Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

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What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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This joke isnt funny.

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What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant

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What kind of cat has no tail? Manx cat

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Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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what is the awesomest of them all? me

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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#scabbers

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

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knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

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Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

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A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

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What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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