What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

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What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

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What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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The Kidder vs Bratman, not featuring Robbing the gay wonder: "MUHAHAhAha Bratman if you get me ill kill myself!" HOHOHOHO. "Uh okay" "I totally will!" "Go ahead" "I promise!" Bratman kills the Kidder as a favor, and no crime runs around Goodham city ever the end. Moral: Totally original nothing stolen from Joker and the Batman.

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The only thing worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke is finding a REAL joke on Anti-Joke

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Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

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women's rights.

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

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If I just post the same thing someone else posted and say it was mine, I'm gonna be really popular because everyone is too dumb to realize it's not my original work of genius.

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An Italian leaves the mofia

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

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Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

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Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

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Why does life suck? Because it does

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How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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