Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

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what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? Lick his dog's penis.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Why does kelly keep going on about breasts ? cus shes into chicks !!!

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

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people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

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Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

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Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

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Women's Sports

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You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

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Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

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Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

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