- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had a really great joke to tell you!

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other: "Hey are you worried about this Mad Cow Disease?? the other cow says "Nah, not at all mate...!" "Why Not?" says the cow "Because I'm a CHICKEN!"

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You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

Why did YUR MOM cross the road? To go slap her annoying-ass twelve year old for using "your mom" as an insult.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

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