When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

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What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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whats better than shoes feet

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how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

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tim has no humor

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What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

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a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

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Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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ginger

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poop

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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I am a real homosexual

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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