IT SOUNDS SO WROOONG! Actually I was thinking more about when I go short sentences, you go short, then I decide to put in like 500 lines in a single comment and then you do. Besides I call it caps! And no, I do not want you to be like me, there was already another me, it was a complete bitch killing him, I mean if I did not know a lot worse, I would say his chances at kicking my ass where equal. By the way, that "you you seducer" totally sounded like something Donald Duck would say, I dig Donald, so I guess I am into cartoons.

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What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

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what did the mexicans name their daughter? nothing. they were deported before they had a chance

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Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

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Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

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How many fingers do most people have? 10

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your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

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What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

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A plane full of atheists, with one Christian, crashes into a field over Ohio. Everybody but the Christian dies upon impact. Amazed, a news reporter on the scene of the crash, asks the man, "How did you suvive this tragic event?" "I had a parachute." Responds the man.

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Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

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How did the young child react when a bullet went through his head? He fell to the ground and his heart stopped beating.

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

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guess what>? your mum lol

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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Knock Knock. Who's there? .

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How do u shit With ur ass

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

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a pornstar comes early to a party

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There was a man from Dundee. who's limericks always ended on line three. I don't know why.

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why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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