- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? killing their parents first.

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had places to be

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

Indians

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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