A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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want to hear a bird joke? no well, this is hawkward

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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once you go black your credit goes wack

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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your a towel.

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh.. Okay.

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What do you get when you cross an Indian and a duck? An Indian duck.

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Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

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An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

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What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

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Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

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A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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