Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

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So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

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why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

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How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

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Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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Eliza eh? Of you I do not know but at least you used the correct code yourself, I suppose Nero7 kept your existence hidden from most of us for a reason. This "point Zero" is no more, about time people got out of the fucking north pole anyways, he was buried there, as his identity and existence is better off kept secret from the outside world for reasons many, none the less because if he is found and identified, undesired company might track whatever loose threads he might have left, straight back to us and we are not exactly operating within the parameters of... Legality anymore. Listen, if you want to know more give me the code straight out (I could not care less about deciphering shit right now and we are leaving horseshit network anyways) And I will tell you what Major6 knows, because as far as the screams roaming these halls can tell, he is still alive, you just better be fast, my men and women are not exactly experts at keeping these people alive... Yet, but enough idle chitchat. If you are who you claim to be, you should have the code I need, bring it, and I will present you with the neccesary information... ...Fail to do so, and I suggest that you never address any of us again fair lady, while we can simply not be tracked down, the security here is... Do I need to say? Neo-Nero.

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

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When a blonde entered a bar, she ordered a something that was a double-entendre. The bartender understood what she was trying to say, gave her her order whatever alcohol she happened to consume, and the blonde woman could not have been more courteous.

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Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

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Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Hi what I lug you

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What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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