What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

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Where would canada be without nature? still here

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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No

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Hello

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What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

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what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

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Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

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Knock knock! Ding dong.

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knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

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Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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