Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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Wade

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Saying "MY MOM" everyone time ur asked a question

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What do you get when you put a frog in a paper shredder? Harshly punished by the Animal Humane Society

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one. Why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a race to the bottom? Why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree? No one knows, not even the guy who made this joke.

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Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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i had sex.

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

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FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely, caucasian man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

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What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

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A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

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What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

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:O <===============3 :===========3 :======3 :===3 :3 It all makes sense now.

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Bill and John are talking about types of cheese. The conversation drags on a bit and slowly changes topic. Bill says "I bet you I can bungy jump off a bridge". John chuckles before replying "I bet you can't". They go and find a bridge and Bill puts on his harness and ties himself to the side of the bridge. He throws himself off the edge and falls through the air screaming at the top of his voice. John cuts the bungy cord and Bill dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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