What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

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your mom is so fat.

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If a tree falls, and nobody is around to hear it, does it still make a sound? No. While the falling tree surely creates mechanical oscillations in the air, sound is defined as the mechanical oscillations in the air perceived by humans. Therefore, since no humans were around to hear the tree fall, it did not create a sound.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

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Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom? It having to eat its way out. Whats worse than it having to eat its way out? It comes back for seconds.

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Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

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How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

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Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

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What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

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Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

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What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

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What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

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what's the best part about twenty three year olds? There is twenty of them

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A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

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A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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