- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

Nero, sure you are okay?

Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

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The WPGA tour

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

What's red, blue, green, yellow, pink, purple, orange, teal, light green, brown, black and white? Colours, except for black and white, for they are the absence and amalgam of all colours, respectively.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Why doesn't the black man have a job? He's working on his masters degree.

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

What rhymes with you? You.

What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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