Cancer.

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A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. God does not answer.

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What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

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What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

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People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

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TELL

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If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

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Knock knock! Ding dong.

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yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't say anything because its a duck.

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

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Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

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Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

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What's brown and sticky? My ass.

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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