If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says why the long face? The horse does not reply because it is a horse. He then is confused of where he is and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a couple stools.

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How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

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What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

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What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

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How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

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MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

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Knock Knock CUM IN!

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Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

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What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common ? They are sports , except the Holocaust .

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wat did the farmer say to little lucy? I'm about to rape u, don't scream

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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Whoa! A talking carrot!

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What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

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-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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