Wanna hear something funny? Sure. Okay,cool

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Turn around.

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

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Why couldn't the blind man drive? His sight impairment made him unable to fulfill the task without harming himself and potentially other people.

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

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why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

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how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

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Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

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What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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What did the explorer say to the new species Oh look it says squirtle let's call it squirtle Oh look it say woof let's call it poochyena

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

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Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

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how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

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what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

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Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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