What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

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A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

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a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

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so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

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Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

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What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

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What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

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Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

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am i invited to party? no

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Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

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How did the little boy fall off his bycicle? Prior to this incident, a psychopathetic killer murdered his family. Therefore, to escape the killer, the boy got onto his bycicle in hopes of manuvering away from the threat. Since it was nighttime he did not notice the fault in the asphalt.( No ryhme intendid.) From flipping over his handlebars, he fell unconcious. Upon the killer spotting the boy, he sliced his head off and left the scene to not be spotted by police.

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Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

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What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

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You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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