Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

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Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

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Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

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Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for doing nothing? A black man

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Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

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What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

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how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

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Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

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whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

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The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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