I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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Why did the father smash his sons head into the dentist's building? Because he had a locker in his mouth. Also, equestrian.

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

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What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

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Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

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Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

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What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

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What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

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how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

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Stephen Hawking can walk

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What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

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