Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

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Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

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you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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planking.

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whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

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How did the ship-less pirate cross the Atlantic? In an airplane.

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Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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What are blacks scared of? The kkk

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A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

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There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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Why did the koala bear fall outta the tree? He died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?? He was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?? He had no arms. Why did the fourth koala fall out of the tree?? He thought it was a race to the bottom. Why did the fifth koala fall out of the tree?? Peer Pressure.

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A bear is chasing a rabbit through the woods. The rabbit stumbles into a genie while coming to a clearing. The Genie says, "I will give you both three wishes." The bear thinks quickly and says, "I wish every bear in the forest was female." The Genie then grants the wish. "And...now I wish that each bear in the country was female!" The Genie grants the wish. "AND I WISH THAT EVERY BEAR IN THE WORLD WAS FEMALE!!!" the bear exclaims, now getting overly excited by his wishes. The Genie grants the last wish and then turns to the rabbit. "Your turn." The rabbit wishes for a pair of running shoes and the well being of his family and friends. For his last wish he points at the bear and says, "I wish he was gay."

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