Communism

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

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My son won the lottery. I shot him so I could have the money.

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Girls Basketball.

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Your time.

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Vagina Boob

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I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

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why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

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How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

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Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

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Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

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A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

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What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

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How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

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