What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

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Military intelligence.

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What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's me Ok, come in (the knockers voice was familiar enough that giving a name would have been out of place)

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whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

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What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

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What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

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Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

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What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? Just about anything because child mortality is not funny.

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Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

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Fucked up quotes: "When walking trough hell, keep going!" (I just turn back and walk the other way thank you, I mean worst case I walk trough heaven right?" "Never give up, ever ever ever ever ever..." (Ill just end it with etc because I gave up something as hard as... Typing?) "Curiosity killed the cat" (Translated: "Curiosity kills, stay inside forever" What?)

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

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Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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