What did the person do at the stop sign? Stop

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Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

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French people.

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An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't keep a Ferrari in my garage. (????)?

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Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

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Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

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Stephen Walking.

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What dosent kill you only makes you injured

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What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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My Butthole.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

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the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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sharks

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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