Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

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Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

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A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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Military intelligence.

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Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: *smiles* Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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want to no whats funny what your mom

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

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identical jokes get different votes.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

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GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

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What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

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