Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

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Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

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Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

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knock knock who's there ?

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Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

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What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

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Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

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What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

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Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

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An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

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What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

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A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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