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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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So a seal walks into a club.

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

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who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

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What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

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What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

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what is the awesomest of them all? me

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what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

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Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

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Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

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haha, you're an orphan

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- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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