they're dead. idiot.

The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

why did the boy fall down? he was shot

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Your mom is fat

Q: What has two wheels and is not funny? A:Ryan Vallee on a segway -Ryan V

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What does the fox say? Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding!

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Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

How do you make a plumber stop sagging? Tickle his crack

Comedy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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