Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

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Why was Sally crying She got a high five In the face With a chair

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FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

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-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

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The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

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A duck walks into a restraunt and sit's down at it's table. The waiter asks what the duck would like to eat. The duck says "I'd like a tasty, healthy meal that will help me lose weight." The waiter says "How about the rocket salad?" So, the duck orders a rocket salad, eat's it, pays his bill, and leaves.

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what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

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The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

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What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

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Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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A priest walks into a day care center. He calmly blesses all of the surrounding children a leaves.

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do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

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