why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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A mexican and a black were in a cop car. Who was driving it? The Mexican, he was a cop and the black person was his assistant.

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What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

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"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

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Roses are red Violets are red Shit My garden's on fire?

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What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

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what's worse than pie? alot of things.

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This site has ads. and so does every other free site

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what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

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If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

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-knock knock! -doors open

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Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

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. Deez nuts Ok

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

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Three men, a doctor, a lawyer, and a biker were sitting in a bar talking over a few drinks. After a sip of his Martini, the doctor said, "You know, tomorrow is my anniversary. I bought my wife a diamond ring and a new Mercedes. I figure if she doesn't like the diamond ring, then at least she will like the Mercedes, and she will know that I love her." After finishing his scotch, the lawyer said, "Well, on my last anniversary, I bought my wife a string of pearls and a trip to the Bahamas. I figured if she didn't like the pearls, then at least she would have enjoyed the trip, and she would have known that I loved her." The biker then took a big swig from his beer, and said, "Yeah, well for my anniversary, I got my old lady a t-shirt and a vibrator. I figured if she didn't like the t-shirt, then she could go f*** herself."

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Anti Joke

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