what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

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Jokes=Funny Anti=Opposite Anti+Joke=Anti Joke Anti Joke= Anti Humour Anti Humour + People= Offensive Jokes Offensive Jokes= Often jokes about women Offensive Jokes=Problems Women=Problems

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Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

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Poker face

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Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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What do you call a black man carrying a bag full of drugs? A police officer who has just confiscated the bag from a drug dealer and is on his way to send the bag off to be destroyed.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

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an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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anti-joke teehee

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An Asian man walks into a bar and ask the Barman for a beer, the Barman is racist and therefore tells the Asian man to leave his pub. The man goes home and drowns his children in the bath and pushes his wife down the stairs, he is found out by the police and is given a life sentence in jail. 5 years later the Barman kills someone in a bar fight and is also sent to jail for life. The Barman meats the Asian man in prison and they settle there differences with a handshake. Two days later the Barman was stabbed in the neck.

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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Pickles

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Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" *Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.*

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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