- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot of his head

Why can't Tom go horse back riding? He is paralized from the neck down

What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Dear crush, I want to drink you

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

a blind man walks into a wall

What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

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