Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

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i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

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What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

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So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

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What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

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How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

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I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

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roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

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a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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