What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

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Horse with a chair on his head.

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a mom tell her kid not to play with knives ten years later tells her kid not to play with knives and the kid asks y and the mom says because ur older brother killed his father and himself playing with knives so the kid said mom i promise i wont do that then kils his mom and himself

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How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

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New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

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What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

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Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

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knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

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Why was the man crying? He has aids.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Sgt. Richard, here... your son was raped many times by Iranian soldiers, then forced to make love to many goats and had his limbs chopped off.. he will never be able to walk, talk or poop without assistance again. OH MY GOD, NO!.. WHY!!! Haha just kidding mam, he stepped on a landmine and died.

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What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

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what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

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poop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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