There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

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Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

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Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

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Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

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Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

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Global Warming.

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Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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There's a fine line between hyphenated words

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