The game!

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Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

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What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

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Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

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why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

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what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

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Click thumb up i will be eternally grateful

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whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

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Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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School

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What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

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What's brown and sticky? Poop

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How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

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what did the goat say to the shepherd? goats can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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