What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

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everybody loves raymond

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The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

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R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

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I grammer is gooder then yours.

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What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

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What is human, went bankrupt eight times, got a small loan of a million dollars, and is over all a terrible person? Your probably thinking Donald Trump Well your correct.

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Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

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Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

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Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

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How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

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What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

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Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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