Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

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Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

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A circus clown riding the cutest miniture Shetland pony both fall over a cliff and die.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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A man walks into a bar with an MP5 and proceeds to fire thirteen bullets into a crowd of people, several unarmed bystanders attempt to disarm the gunman but they are promptly ordered to stay back or they too would be fired on, a witness reports gunfire coming from down the street to local emergency services and they arrive quickly, organising a perimeter around the bar, county sherriffs decide it would be safest to wait for a swat team, as reports indicated the gunman may have hostages, however the gunfire appears to have ceased an noone has entered or exited the building since police arrived on scene. As SWAT arrives on scene and media helicopters circle above, a person emerges from the bar and the gunman appears behind him, he shoots and kills the hostage and then turns the gun on himself, the death toll reached sixteen including the gunman and as many as fourteen people were injured. there was no clear motive to the massacre, but a search of his appartment indicated he was tired of one-liners on typical joke sites and felt his wife's betrayal with his best friend was too much to bare and he simply snapped after losing his job in the current economic situation.

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Women's rights.

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Knock knock ... *No ones home*

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a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

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Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

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Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

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why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

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What's long and black? A line at KFC.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

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Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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A teenage girl walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic drink. The bartender declines the order as she is under the legal age of purchasing and consuming alcohol.

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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