If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

If pro- is the opposite of con-, what is the opposite of progress? regress

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

Black History Month

full house

How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

A Chinese man fails a math test

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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