Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

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A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

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A black man shoots someone. He was a cop and he killed a dangerous man who attacked him.

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

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I had a lemon. hi.

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She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

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what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

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whos district champs not JM

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What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

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A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

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There are ten million million million million million million million million million million million sub-atomic particles in the universe that we can observe. Your mamma took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd...

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What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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