Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

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What did Frankenstein say to Dracula? Hey, that's a nice cape.

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A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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I'm Jewish

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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What happens when a Republican accidentally walks into a Gay/Straight Alliance meeting? The man asks if he is in the right place. He apologizes and then leaves.

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what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

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Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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What is the best way break up with your significant other without hurting their feelings? It is better to get it over with quickly and decisively. Gunshot to the head should do the trick.

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What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

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Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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Knock Knock Come in!

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when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

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Knock knock Who's there? Honey, just let me in. This bloody game can't go on for an hour. I'm cold out here.

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Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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