- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

What happened after a Mexican drank 4 shots? He got drunk and died in a car accident.

What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A fridge.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

How full could a skeleton's stomach possibly be? Replete with perceptible emptiness.

What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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