- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

What isn't funny? The holacost.

Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

Knock Knock Yes?

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

What's worse then your pets death? I don't know I asked you.

Baseball

Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

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