What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book ... it goes on forever. Epilogue: the man and son eventually died because a microphone swallowed a frog. THE END P.S.: I didn't close the quotations. P.S.#2: I don't know what ''P.S. stands for. P.S.#3: I didn't close the quotation again.

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

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Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

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Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

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What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

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Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet with his great grandmother who got rushed to hospital due to having an epileptical seizure and is in life threatning conditions.

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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