Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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Roses are red My binoculars are blue The curtains are open I see you

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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There were three brothers. Big, Harry and Dick. They were walking along the road and were all instantly killed by a drunk driver. Their names were never mentioned and their story was used as a promotion for the seriousness of drunk driving and should not be taken lightly.

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Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

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What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

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Q: What do you call a fly with no wings. A: Dying.

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3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

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Take this and put it- No.

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cot!

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What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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Colby Michael Schluter

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Yo momma's so bulimic, and there's nothing funny about it at all.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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The Bible

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

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A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

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Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

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