What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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Your in Thailand on a Elephant ride... at the end you jump off but uncle jack is still on the elephant and the elephant wont let him off.... Do you help your uncle, Jack off the elephant?

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

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A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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Why does a black man break into a car? Because he had closed the windows and locked his keys inside.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ostrich. Ostrich who? No no I don't have a formal name, I'm just telling you I'm an ostrich.

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How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

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Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

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An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

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Anti Joke

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