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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

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What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

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