What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

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my name is CC im a little bit retarted but i only drink my own urin and sometimes i like to have a big dinner with poop urin and my friends urin CC for life!!!

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It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

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What do you call a black priest? A black priest

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

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#Getweird

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My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

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Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

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Women's rights...

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knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

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What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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