Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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If Earth is a triangle, then why are trees smart? Because turtles have 4 legs

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

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A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

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TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

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What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

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What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

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how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

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When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

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Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

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Whats the easiest way to get a dumb blond to have sex with you? rape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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