So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

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What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

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Why is a building called a building when it's already been built? My pinky is pink and my liver helps me live.

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Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

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There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

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What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Anti jokes.

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A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

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Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you...

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What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

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You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

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Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

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Anti Joke

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