A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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Q: What did the mentaly retarded kid get on his IQ test A: Drool

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What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

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How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she died of diabeties and we all mourn her loss.

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What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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Religionh

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Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

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what is worse than finding a dead worm in an apple? Obama being elected a second time

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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FIONN'S LIFE

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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