A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

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What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

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How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

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what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

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WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

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can i have a cookie no diabeto!

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

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A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

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And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

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It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

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Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

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Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

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the redsox

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Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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