What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

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What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

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Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

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have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

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what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

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what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

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How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

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Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

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What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

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What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

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What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

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I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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