Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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How do you know when a Frenchman has been near your house? You don't, really, unless you were there to see him or if one of your neighbours saw him. I wouldn't worry about it, really.

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man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

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You suck big fat slobber

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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How do you survive the plague? you dont.

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Praise Paisley

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what do you get if you take the head off a duck and a monkey, and swap them over to the other bodies. 2 dead animals and quite alot of mess

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What is long, hard and comes out of a gay persons bum? poo

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

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#Getweird

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

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knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

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Anti Joke

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