A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

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A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

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A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy This song doesn't rhyme PENIS

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A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They enjoy a few quiet drinks while watching a rugby match between Italy and France on the big screen, which is why they came into this particular bar. The Englishman hopes Italy will win, the Irishman is also supporting Italy while the Scotsman is up for France. France wins the match and the Scotsman says "Good game lads eh?" The others agree.

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A robot walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "can I get you a drink?" The robot replies, "No, I'm a robot."

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A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

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Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

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Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

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What did Mr. Pazdzioch and Mr. Hahn and Mr. Fishers big ass do for fun? Ate Mr. Kilgores shit at shin-go-beek jamboree.

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You know what they say about guys with really big feet? They own big shoes.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

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Roses are blue vilotets are yellow, obviously I don't know this rhyme so well u have aids and will die of cancer at the age of 25, and so will ur mom

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You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

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Anti Joke

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