What's long and yellow? A yellow tube.

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

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What is a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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Why did Debby drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus.

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What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

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Your mom walks into a bar.

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I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

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What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

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Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

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Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

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Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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The Aristocrats

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how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

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What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

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Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

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What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

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Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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