What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

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What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

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A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

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YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Freedom of Speech

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YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

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Three bears take a bath Red bear asks for the shampoo Blue bear wants the soap Wait... That's not a joke, that's a Haiku

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy This song doesn't rhyme PENIS

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How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

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What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

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If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

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A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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