What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

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Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

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Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

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what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

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What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

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What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

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Sarah went to church one day and went into the confession booth with her pastor. He made sure nobody was in the church, and proceeded to allow her to confess. He didn't molest her. However, when Sarah got home her abusive stepfather beat her to death in an alcoholic rage and shot himself. It was on the news.

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* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? "Where's my keys?!"

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

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Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: *sarcastic* Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

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Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

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What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

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Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

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What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

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why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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