The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

jd and zach loves vigina

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

so how about that irline food

Corn Muffins

How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

What is the difference between a duck?

What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

Why did Sally drown? She wasn't wearing a life jacket and it was the the seventh time she had fallen off her water skis today. Her father was not coming back this time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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