What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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Im taking a shit right now.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

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when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

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Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

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What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

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Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

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Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? About 144 licks but everyone gets different answers because we all lick lollipops differently.

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a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

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What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

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who is mark

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

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Knock, knock ... ... ... Well I guess no one is home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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