- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

What's the difference between a duck? A toothbrush, because a car only has four doors!

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

How do you stop a black man from spitting? People of all races and colours are quite within their right to spit on their own property whenever they wish. However if anyone spits on or near you, you could report him to the police, but don't expect to be taken seriously.

How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

What's the difference between a guy who sees the glass half empty and a guy who sees the glass half full? The first guy is happier because his tables tip more than the second guy's.

What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

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