- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

what do an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

A van drives into a car.

Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

a man said hi.

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

cats are pussies

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

Where's my tractor?

A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

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