whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

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Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

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why did the zebra cross the road?

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YOU

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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Your momma is so fat she has an increased risk or cardiac arrest due to obesity. I ridicule her based on the theory that her morbid obesity is due to the fact that she has a diet consisting of large amounts of calories and high fat content and/or she is known to be very sedentary and does not partake in physical exercise. However, if this increase in body fat content is due to genetics I retract my previous statement and wish only the best for her, also, you might want to lower your calorie intake and visit your local gym, lest you succumb to morbid obesity, much like your mother.

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Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

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I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

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why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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