Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

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What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

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There is a Mexican, American, and an Italian on a boat.They start to sink. All of them brought things from their country. The Mexican threw burritos over and said, "We have too much of these." The American threw american cheese over and said, "We have too much of these in our country." The Italian throws over pizza and says the same thing. They are still sinking. Then, the American picks up the Mexican, throws him over and says, "We have too much of these in our country."

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A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

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Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

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What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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Whats 9+10? 19

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

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COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

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Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

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The Holocaust.

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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what did the asian father say to his son after seeing he got a B- in math? "There's small room for improvement but overall you did a great job son."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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