Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

There was a black man and a mexican woman at a bar. The women says, "Why are all racial jokes about men?" The black man replies, "Because it is believed by some that males are superior to women." The woman went to go order a book from amazon.

Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

GRAAAAAAAR.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Knock knock. Who's there? Jane from next door. Hi Jane how can I help you? Just wondering if my sister could use the spare spot on your drive tomorrow afternoon around 3pm? She is coming round for tea. I'm very sorry but my wife is due back around that time. Not a problem, thanks anyway. Have a great day. Bye Jane, see you soon, sorry again.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

When the black man was driving his car, why did he stop in front of the gun store? Because his car's velocity reached zero at that location.

A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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