- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

What did one Black college student say to another? What is your major?

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

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