A guy walks into a bar. But it was a solid steel bar and suffered severe wounds and a concussion. Lucky for him a bystander saw this happen and called 911. The man was transported to a hospital where he eventually made a full recovery and returned to work after one year.

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A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he died.

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When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

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Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

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what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

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What do black people eat? Food.

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

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Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

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Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Bob Saget that is all

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Roses are red violets are blue I don't know you so get away from me.

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What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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Q: What do you call a guy that likes men? A: Gay.

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One man was interested in purchasing poultry. He found it was as very wise investment in that he enjoyed the resulting pleasure immensely.

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This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

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Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

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