Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

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stop it ryan vallee

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q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

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Logan's gay

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Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

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why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

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Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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Why doesn't Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesn't float!

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Its a long story, I got two balance nerves, I technically got four ear drums (relax you cant see it nor anything,neither can doctors without weird unpleasant stuff), I got about twice the number of synapses as regular people, and well, that makes me pretty damn good at some things, and a total retard at others.

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Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

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What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

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This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

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Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

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Jewish People

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Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

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