Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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I think everybody ought to have a penis.

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What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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2 black men beat 9 white men in basketball. Why is this so? They were clearly out numbered.

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Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

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did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

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A man is walking down the street when, on the other side, he see's another man, with what appears to be an orange for a head. Unable to contain his curiosity, he approaches and enquires: "Excuse me, but I couldn't help noticing that you have you have an orange for a head..." "That's right" says the man with an orange for a head. "I met a magical genie one day who granted me three wishes..." "Amazing" says the first man, "Please continue". "Well, for my first wish, I wished I was incredibly rich, and that every day, I woke up in a four-poster bed full of used bank notes, and a statement with twenty zeros". "Did that happen?" askes the first man. "It did indeed", replies the man with an orange for a head. "I'm probably the richest man in the world". "Amazing!" replies the first man. "What did you wish for next?" "For my second wish, I wished to be incredibly attractive to women, and that every day, in my four poster bed full of money, when I awoke, there would be three of the most beautiful, naked women imaginable." "Wow! Did THAT happen?" "Of course! To be honest though, that gets a bit of a bind - walking around is a bit difficult these days, in fact, I'm on my way to pick up some cream." "No way, that's amazing!" says the first man. "What was your third wish?" "Well..." replies the man with an orange for a head, "For my third wish, I wished I had an orange for a head."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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