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What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

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When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

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Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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Knock, knock ... ... ... Well I guess no one is home.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To get the other side!

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Haiku's can be fun But they don't always make sense Refrigerator

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Hey, you know what'd be funny? A guy having a seizure saying, "Help I'm having a seizure!"

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Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

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Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

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A Fairly ghetto African-American male and a Korean Merchant pass each other on the streets of L.A. two weeks after the Rodney King riots, what happens? The merchant nods his head to say hello to the African-American and the African-American male does the same and they both live out sucessful lives. By the way the African-American just got accepted to Harvard on a scholarship program.

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A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

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what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is very bad looking

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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