A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

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What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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whats the stage after cancer? you die

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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What's one thing that bothers EVERYONE? Mother Theresa

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Why did the man cry when he went to the doctor? He has a terminal illness progressed to the point of cure and would die in 3 hours.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

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whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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