What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

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you know what hurts.... PAIN

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

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Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

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Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

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What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

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Butt Sex.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

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What does a black man do in the bathroom? He Dookies on bobby

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id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

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why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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