there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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Donkey lips

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What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

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You've heard of take your child to work day, but I bet you haven't heard of 9/11- take your plane to work day

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The bears will win the Super Bowl

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His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

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What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

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Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

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A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

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Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

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Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

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What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

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What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

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what happened to the drug addict? he go high

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A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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