knock knock. who's there? someone.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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What did the black man say to the man from Kyrgyzstan? I've never heard of your country before.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey..I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.

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A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

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Speaker 1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Speaker 2: Why? Speaker 1: Every member of your immediate, nuclear, and extended family simultaneously contracted Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disease (COPD) while being beaten, maimed, raped, tortured, and molested by a deranged serial killer during the sinking of the Titanic, eventually bleeding to death and allowing child rapists to eat their dead bodies.

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

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Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

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what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

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what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did Hitler like his steak well done? Because like many people, he didn't like the sight of blood in his steaks.

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How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

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why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

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What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

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A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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