roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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What is the black kid down the street getting for his birthday? Well first of all, his name is Pat. And he asked his parents for an Xbox that he will likely receive, and I assume a variety of other gifts from friends and family.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

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What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

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Mexicans working in an office

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Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

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1+1 =? Too

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Holy shit Lawman! Next thing we know Nero comes back from the death! Seriously get over here stat and get "my men" under control here! So that last damn Moral was for you! I never understood why he picked me, so he never picked me at all... Man am I relieved! Do you ever fucking get tired of playing the hero? I basically ended up declaring war on Nero`s on people here, what should I do?

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Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

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one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

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Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Justin Bieber

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Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

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why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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What did I do last night?work

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why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

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Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

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What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

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What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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Anti Joke

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