women's rights

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Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

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What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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1 + 1 = 3

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Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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2 Penises

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Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

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What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

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knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

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Why is Scientology the Fastest Growing Religion of 21st Century? It isn't, its a cult.

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

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What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

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A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

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A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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