Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

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Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

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Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it’s all play.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it's goal was to get to the other side however unfortunately a giant gorilla picked up a car; threw it at a nearby building causing it to collapse; setting off a massive explosion causing all of the buildings on that side of the street to collapse. As the whole other side of the street was covered in rubble making it impossible for the chicken to get to the other side, so the chicken decided to turn around and go home.

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What do a bucket and a women have in common? Before 1928 neither had the right to vote. The bucket still can't.

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Youre mom is so dead...

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ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

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your momma's so stupid she shot herself

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whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

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Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

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Death by kayak

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What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

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Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis

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connor sucks

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