Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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What's big and white?

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A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

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Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

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My nieghbor is blonde, but she doesnt like corn dogs or anything of that sort because her boyfriend is mexican. Mexcans are banned from eating corn dogs because they illegally crossed the border. Her dog wieghs about 8.9485763 pounds. Her nieghbor also protests corndogs because she cant fit throught her customized door which was 39 feet long. Why was six afraid of seven? because that lady is 700 pounds.

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Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

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My did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the alcoholic say to the blind man? Nothing. But he beat his wife and kids savagely.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

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Why was the boy not feeling well? He swallowed a piano.

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

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Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

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Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

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What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

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A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

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How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

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hey hey apple

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Who would win Coolio or Vannlia Ice? nieth because Chuck Norris did a round house kick.

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What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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