what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

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A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

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What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

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Who smells like urine and his da is a registered sex offender with madeline mccann in his house? Aodhan hearty, May I also include he looks like a bug. Oh and don't forget the rot on his teeth, it is fucking disgusting. It really looks like he hasn't brushed his teeth in quite a substantial period of time, in my opinion, he is the only person who is actually comparible to sean.

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i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

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What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

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Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

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What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

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Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

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A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

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Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

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A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

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I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

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