Ham sandwich

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banana

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How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree?" "Because it was dead?" "No. Becaus it was stapled to the squirrel.

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

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What did the blind lawyer say to the doctor? We're both lawyers!

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Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

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Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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Your adopted

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

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Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

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Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

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a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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full house

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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