Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust? getting raped by a giant scorpion What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher, Mr. Smith What's worse than getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher Mr. Smith? Snapping your femur bone in half What's worse than snapping your femur bone in half? Birthing a dead baby

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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Why did the black man have drugs? He had a very serious medical condition that involved putting himself at a high risk at any time without proper medications, therefore he requires drugs to sustain him and hopefully prevent him from dying. To immediately believe that he was in possession of illegal drugs is a very racist assumption that is representative of one of the numerous racial problems that faces our society today.

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Why was the man crying? He has aids.

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roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

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What is red and green, red and green, red and green? A frog in a blender.

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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Q: What happened when Bob the Super-mega-ultra man, in his hurry to return an item that was objectively proven to be hazardous to physically normal people, banged his head very hard against a wall of a random building that was located on his route of travel? A: He recieved a concussion and had to coalesce in bed for a long time in order to return back to his regular style of living. Bob was merely a nominal 'Super-mega-ultra' man. He gets hurt practically as easily as anyone else.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

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How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

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Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

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What do Ethiopians do for dinner? Starve.

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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