What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

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Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

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Jasper sucks.

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

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Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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What do you call a dead cat on the side of the road? Kitty litter

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i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

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How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

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Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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Anti Joke

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