There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

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what did the cow say to the chicken Hey im ralston tyler

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

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who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

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What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

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Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

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What did the black man say to the asian? Hey.

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When Miley Cyrus sticks out her tongue, people usually are there to take a photograph.

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What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

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Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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