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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

Jacob Edwards has friends

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

John Stamos.

what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

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