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A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

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what's worse then a blowjob?

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Well, life isn't a physical being so chances are low that it will actually hand you lemons.

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(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

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what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

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Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

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There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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What did the family in debt get for Christmas.....a eviction notics.

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

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What s the difference between a pigeon ?

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

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A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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