Life on the line? I just do it for the kill and the potential savage rape and consumption! And yeah, a man is not a man but a boy if he cant protect his lady friends. HEY WAIT A FUCKING MOMENT! Why you playing so hard to get now? YOUR FLESH IS MINE! It is just like a billion pages ago where we where talking VERY down and dirty.

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Your momma is so old, it's just irresponsible of her not to have regular doctor appointments. Health should always come first.

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

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How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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What does a man like. food.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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What do old people really like? Sex.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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Why did the man with no legs go into the shoe store?

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

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Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

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Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

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Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

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What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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what do you get if you take the head off a duck and a monkey, and swap them over to the other bodies. 2 dead animals and quite alot of mess

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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Anti Joke

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