What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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I Love Hitler.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

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Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Cats meow Dogs have four legs

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What's brown and adhesive? A stick

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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Anti Joke

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