- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

How do prevent a black man from robbing your house? Lock you doors and perhaps get an up-to-date security system.

What was the pirate's favorite letter W

Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

why did the girl fell off the hammock? because she didn't have arms and why didn't she got up? 'cause she had no legs and why didn't anyone helped her? 'cause she had no friends and why did she die? 'cause she fell into a puddle facing down

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

What are we then hypocrites?

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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