Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

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What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

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There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

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what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

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I went to school. Then I came home.

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Whats red and dirty? Her period

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A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

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Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

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Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

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Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

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When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

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What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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where do some birds live in? Earth

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An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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