What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

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What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

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who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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darude- sandstorm

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

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A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

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Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

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Chick Norris... Enough said

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Guess what.. chicken butt

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Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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