Why are these jokes so funny? I don't know?

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Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

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Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

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Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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Your mother is so fat that her body takes up more space than the average woman.

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I'm Halarious.

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

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why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

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What is better than a cat? Nothing

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What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

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your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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