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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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Police say's 'have you been drinking' and you reply back saying 'YES' then the police brings out the blower and you blow, it says on it that you are fine, but then the cops ask you 'what did you drink' and you just say 'well i drank juice for breakfast then had some water, tea, coffee' the cops get really angry but before he says anything you say that ' I AM MUSLIM'

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What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

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What do u call a banana? A banana......

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Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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How do you get 500 babies into one bathtub? a blender. How do you get them out? NACHOOOS

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

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Why did? Yes

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women outside of the kitchen

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Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

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I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

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Q: Why was Sally sad? A: Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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