Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

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How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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My children are mistakes

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What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

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Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

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2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Orange" "Oh, hey."

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

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Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

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Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

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Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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