Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

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how do you make an idiot laugh? tell him a joke from antijoke

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what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews undergo metabolism, maintain homeostasis, possess a capacity to grow, respond to stimuli, reproduce and, through natural selection, adapt to their environment in successive generations. More complex living organisms can communicate through various means.[1][5] A diverse array of living organisms (life forms) can be found in the biosphere on Earth, and the properties common to these organisms—plants, animals, fungi, protists, archaea, and bacteria—are a carbon- and water-based cellular form with complex organization and heritable genetic information. Pizza does not.

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What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

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Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

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Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

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What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

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Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

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I love you

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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- Mommy look, I built a sandcastle! - Who cares, you have cancer.

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How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

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Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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