A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

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There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

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A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

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Three men stood before Saint Peter at the pearly white gates. They were then sent straight to Hell for committing mass suicide in hopes of reaching a higher state of being through a device located on a meteor.

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What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

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Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

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How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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whats brown and sticky? A stick

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

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why are black people so fast? because there black

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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Why do girls like Justin beiber Because he can sing good

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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