what is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babes. when i saw the Porsche i told the guy nice car and he was like yea whatever then i went and killed 50 babes and lost conciseness when i woke up i saw the Porsche again and thought what a nice car and when i saw the babes i thought what kind of monster killed all those babes

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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anus

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

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What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

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What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

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Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

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Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he? No, because he had cancer.

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why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

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I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

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If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

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hi

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If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

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Knock Knock Who's There? Betty Betty Who Betty Sue Never heard of ya I'm here from the management. You have a present. I don't care, we don't take kindly to you city folks. But Sir, If you don't take this I will have to ask you to leave. Well what is it. It's your bill. Knock knock Who's there? Cowabunga! Cowabunga Who? Moo Moo alalalalalal woohoo i'm so high

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