Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

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(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

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A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

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What do you call a homeless man in Beverly Hills? Charles, Someone who unfortunately had to drop out of school at a young age to work to support his dying mother. Hence, later in life, after his mother died, lacked the education to be enrolled in college forcing him to pimp to make enough money to eat and pay for the rent in his one bedroom appartment in his hometown-Mississippi. But times were tough in Mississippi and not many people could afford a whore. This forces him to go all the way to California where he found more people there were willing to pay for a whore. Business was good and soon enough he had enough money for a decent condo. But Charles still morned the death of his mother. Eventually he couldn't take the daily pressure of being a pimp and thought of his mothers death, so he turned to heroin. Soon all his money was fueling his addiction and before he knew it he was on the street, with no one to help him and no where's to go. Every night he goes to sleep on his cardboard box with the memory of his late mother in the back of his head. Sometimes Charles wonders what he could of been if he didn't drop out of school, but he knows that what he did was the right thing.

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Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

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the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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(Put joke here)

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

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Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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hi michael

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can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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