What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

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A man says hello to his best friend in the morning like he always does. Why did his best friend not reply? The mans best friend is not real and is actually a figment of the mans imagination because he has been suffering from a severe case of schizophrenia his whole life and has many imaginary friends.

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What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

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Why couldn't the boy see? He was dead

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What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

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Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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Why did the boy fail his test? He didn't study.

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

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Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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What did the boy eat for dinner? Shit.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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