Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

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What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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What did the rainbow sun say to the flower-faced elephant? "Want some tea and hamsters?" I'm addicted to acid.

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Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

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A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

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Justin beiber's penis

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

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roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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Do you know what color comes after 9?

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Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

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What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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Why is your face? Because.

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Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

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Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

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Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

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Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

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