whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

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wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

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Why do so many Koreans go to medical school? Practicing medicine is a rewarding and respected career.

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Why are Jews always so clean? Because they never come out of the shower.

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A man on his 21st birthday walks into a bar. He orders a piña colada. The bartender then replies "Sorry we do not sell piña coladas here." In disappointment, the man decides to order a different alcoholic drink and later becomes an alchoic for 20 years until he breaks his obsession and remarries his wife and has 5 kids. He then had a great life and died at age 92. He will be missed by his wife and children.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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Y2K

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What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They are both are fat and have beards, except for Tom Cruise.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only anal because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

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A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

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poop.........

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If a man is alone in the woods and there is no one there to tell he's wrong is he right? If a tree falls on a women.... Before we tell the rest why was there a tree I the kitchen?

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/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

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Knock Knock Come in! :)

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Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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My son won the lottery. I shot him so I could have the money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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