- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

Which hockey player has scored the monst goals of all time? He-Shoot-Si Scores

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

So, I'm sitting by this guy in Science class and we're learning about fungi. So this guy is being really nice and I tell him, "Bro, you're just a FUNgi to hang around", like fun guy.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

What happens when you throw a penny between two Jewish men? Probably nothing, but one of them might pick it up and ask if you have dropped a penny.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

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