How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door.

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Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

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What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

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An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

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What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

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Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

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God is like semen. They're both nouns.

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What do you call a black man on a bike? A hard-working individual who found a steady job and earned enough money to buy a bicycle of his own which he rides to and from his job because he is healthy, doesn't like to waste money on gas, and doesn't like the pollution automobiles put into the air.

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roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

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What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

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A Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The Bartender proceeds to unload a 30 round banana clip into his head, neck, and midsection.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

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Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

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What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

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There is a asian, mexican and a blonde boy at school. Every day they each get the same food for lunch. The asian always got noodles. The mexican a taco. the blonde boy got pb and j. They decide if they get this lunch again, they will jump off a cliff. The next day they get the same lunch and jump off a cliff. At their funeral the asian mom says " if i had known, i would have made her sushi." the mexican mom says " i would have made her a burrito." The blonde's dad say "hey don't look at me, he makes his own lunch."

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Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

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I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

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There were two friends, a girl and a boy. The girl had a ribbon tied to her neck, and every day the boy asked her why, yet she'd never tell him. They grew up together, and fell in love and still, she wouldn't tell him why she had the ribbon on her neck. They got married, and grew old, and still she wouldn't tell him. But one day, she said to him 'I'll show you why I keep this on my neck' and she took it off and her head fell off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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