why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

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Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

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Why was Jenny walking home alone from school? Because three years ago her parents were murdered brutally by a drug dealer and social services haven't yet realised that Jenny is still living in the empty house.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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Knock knock Who's there? (Punch the listner in the face)

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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Penis

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Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

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What did the pope do when he saw the grinch? He prayed for his soul.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

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Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

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A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

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Anti Joke

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