how do you make a plumber cry you kill his family

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

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A pregnant woman walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender refuses to give the woman alcohol because he acknowledges a health risk for her unborn child.

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Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

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Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

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Phew... it's gone.

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What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

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Phil sees a hitchhiker wandering past his car on the sidewalk. He asks Phil if he can take him to his house, and Phil says no, and keeps driving. Six seconds later the hitchhiker is crossing the street in search of somebody else, when he is hit by a bus and dies.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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What would Michael Jackson do if he were on the Moon? Nothing he's dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and R. Kelly? One is an arrogant asshole known for pissing on things, the other is R. Kelly.

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

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Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

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Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

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Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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Hi

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