How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

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Why did people have cold showers in the old days? Because there was no electricity back then, making it hard to heat water to a temperature that was classified as 'warm'.

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What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

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- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

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How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

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Whats better than 1 dollar? 2 dollars.

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if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

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what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

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A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

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What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

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If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

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Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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What's worse than the Holicost? Bitting into an apple and finding a worm

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Knock knock. *Silence Knock knock *silence Knock knock *Silence KNOCK KNOCK. *Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

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why did the chicken cross the street? ... ... ... oh... come on, ask why!

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How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

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Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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