What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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just sit down and dont be a Jew

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What happened to the boy who ditched his friends and lied to them...? His appendix exploded.

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

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What do you call a girl with no arms or legs on the beach? Sandy What do you call that girl tossed into the water? Sandy Duncan

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Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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What should someone do if they are Le Zirk? Have a zirk. THEN FIRE THE ZIRKKK!!!!!!!

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Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

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roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

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A man and his wife are disagreeing about what type of car to get. The wife continously nags him about getting her something that will go from 0-200 in 4 seconds, so he gets her a scale and buys himself a truck, 1 min later an abulance is called because the wife hit the husband with his new car.

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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