Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

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A man walks into a bar in the morning. He is the bartender, and he works there.

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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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An Irish man, Scots man and a Welsh man walk into a bar. The barman says, "what is this some kind of joke?!" Peter, who lives in Cardiff, returned home, depressed that he is viewed as some sort of clown. It reminded him of when he was a school boy; a giant spot appeared on his nose. The kids just laughed at him. "Don't worry Peter" he said to himself, "It will all be over now... He later hung himself. His family have been informed.

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you, f*** you.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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Q: What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Nothing, they never met! :)

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

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9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

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What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

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A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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