Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

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Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

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One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

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Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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What's the deal with airplane food? Why don't they serve it as a complimentary part of the flight anymore?

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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Knock Knock No one answers....

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? A ride to a Concentrtation Camp.

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

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chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

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Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

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What are we then hypocrites?

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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