What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

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hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

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"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

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Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

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Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

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How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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Know what people hated the most? 9-11

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Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

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Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

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motley crew

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HELLO EVERYONE

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Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

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#scabbers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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