Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

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your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It followed a trail of bird feed that was strewn across the street.

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What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

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What do you call a partially deaf obese man? Anything you want, it's unlikely that he'll hear you. If he does manage to catch what you said, your chances of outrunning him are very good considering that he's likely to tire before you, unless you're overweight yourself of course. If this is the case then perhaps you should hit the gym, obesity is a growing problem in the Western world and greatly increases your chance of heart disease and/or diabetes.

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There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

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What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Why, apples are the optimum environment for the worm species, offering a stable temperature with the efficiency of nutrition and comortable value, therefore in reality finding a worm in your apple is a healthy suggestion that the Global Warming effects on Earth have not yet affected the ever increasing innocent worm population.

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Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

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What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

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What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

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Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

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Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

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Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

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What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

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Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

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a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

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