A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

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meme

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

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why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

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What's the difference between a bomb and a muslim? Nothing. The difference is only apparent. At the fundamental basic building blocks of the universe, everything is made up of quarks.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog. Instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

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where is the world?

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What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

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wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

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Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

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Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

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2 men walk into a bar. The first man proceeds to fall on the ground and let out a string of obscenities, obviously in excruciating pain. The second man, fearing that he may have suffered some sort of concussion, immediately goes to his doctor and gets checked out. He is still awaiting results.

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The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

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Where's my tractor?

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How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! *door unlocks* Problem solved, NEXT!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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