Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

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How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

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A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

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politically correct!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

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What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

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A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

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Not really a anti joke: Superman is flying over town when he suddenly spots a completely naked Spiderwoman moaning and all sweaty while rubbing her her legs, This gets Superman really h0rny but does not want to get caught, so he flies down and bangs away so fast nobody notices a thing a thing and leaves. Spiderwoman: Hey honey whats wrong? Please come lie on top of me again! Invisible Man: AAAAAAARGH!!! IT FEELS LIKE I HAVE A DAMN BOWLING BALL UP MY ASS HOLE!!!

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yo mamas so fat... she's a map on call of duty

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

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a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

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don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

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What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

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Why did the farmer's wife leave the farm? Because she was a lesbian.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

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