Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

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what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

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civil rights

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Why did the little boy and the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because they were dead.

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How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

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Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

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Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

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Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

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What is worse than finding 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? Finding 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

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why did the chicken cross the road.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

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What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

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THE GAME

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Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

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yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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