What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

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Well, as you know, I have alzheimers and... ... ... ... ... ... Well, as you know, I have alzheimers.

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research.

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Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

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A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

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Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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A son went to ask his father about his thoughts on abortion. "Dad, what do you think about abortion?" "Ask your sister." "I don't have a.."

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What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

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What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

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did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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