- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

knock knock WUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!!!! WUUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!! WUUUUUZZZZUU......

What's red and silly? A blood clot

What do you do when life hands you lemons? Such a statement assumes that life is an actual person, which is impossible. Thus, you do not need to concern yourself with what you must do when life hands you lemons.

Vagina.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

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