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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

Wanna know what my grandma said before she kicked the bucket? Hey grandson, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

if i could change the alphabet, i wouldn't its perfectly fine the way it is.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

Why were little Suzie's parents crying? Suzie was kidnapped by Al Qeada

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because if he stayed on the farm, he would have been condemned to a miserable life, subjected to deplorable living conditions and an eventual pain-filled death by the hand of a cruel and heartless farmer. Crossing that road was his only chance of salvation.

Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

In Soviet Russia..... the exact same thing happens, stupid.

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Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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