What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

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knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What do you call a Chineses filled with bus?

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Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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My did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

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What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

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what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

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A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

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what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

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What happens if you are in the north pole at a temperature of -2 Cº and you throw a rock to the air in straight line? The green rockeater will eat it

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Nero was my name thousands of years ago, but I believe that those With clearer sight, brighter minds, those you remaining WITHOUT the sense of Complete doom, oh children of the night, know far better, turn to my side, and sheep you shall be no more, together we shall be Whole once again, the sheperd of this New world! Thumb this up if you have seen the signs... Thumb this up if you have seen the sins... ...End up buried under the corpses of everything you knew if you have no vision in this New dawn of ages endlessly darknening, and pretend that the internet will be there, or that the horsehead network ever mattered to you for that matter... :You say insanity today, sunday 27th January 2016, you will be the one running, begging that Our world is but YOUR INSANITY, a nightmare, which only Death will awaken you from

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I went to the bookstore to buy me a Where's Waldo book. I looked through the store and couldn't find it anywhere.... Well played waldo, well played.

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your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

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