why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

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Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

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a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

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Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

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How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

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A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

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How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

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What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

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Michael Castillo is gay

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Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

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How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I lied, it was a goat.

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What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

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Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

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ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

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