Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

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Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

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Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

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Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

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Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

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woman's rights

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

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Why did the guy throw a clock out his window? Because he was mentally unstable and needs help.

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terry stockton is straight

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

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I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

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Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

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What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

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:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

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What did the Dementia sufferer get for Christmas?

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Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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