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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? Generally one, but as the situation varies so does the number.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: Why didn't the man give money to the homeless person on the sidewalk? A: Because he thought that he was faking it. Two days later the homeless person died in an alleyway from starvation. Nobody was there to witness it, and the body was never found.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

Whats the differance between a pizza and a black person? a pizza can feed a family

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