Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Mitt Romney penis

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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What did the cat say at his mother's funeral? Nothing. He was too grief stricken over the loss of his beloved guardian.

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Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

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A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

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What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

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Your momma is so fat that she is on a diet and exercises regularly.

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A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

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A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

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"Ask me if I am a Lemon?" "Are you a Lemon?" "Yes, ask me if I'm an Orange" "No, I'm a Lemon."

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Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

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What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

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What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

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Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

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In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

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How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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