Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

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A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

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Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

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what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

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Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

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Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

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MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

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rebecca is a hard worker

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I grunt when I poop.

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A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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A new restaurant KKKcake

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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