Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

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What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

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What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

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dick dick dick... frogs

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Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

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What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

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Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

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