What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

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What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

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whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

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Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

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Why was the man sad His son got raped

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You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

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How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

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A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

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The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

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Robin, get in the car.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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What's dead? Your mum.

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how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

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What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

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Yamum is so poor that she has trouble supporting herself and paying her own bills. Subsiqeunetly she had her electricity and home phone cut off, not that she would have any use for a home phone with her electricity cut off anyway. She sits on her bed and cries herself to sleep each night and has been thrown into depression due to her spiraling financial debts of which she can see no end to. This has led to several attempts to take her own life to hopefully finally find a way out of her misery and debt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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