- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

Connor "Rusty" McLeod

Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

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