Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

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you see theres this guy.

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

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when trouble come down in your neighborhood who you gonna call? the local law enforcement or another form of personal protection

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Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

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A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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How do you mess with Hellen Keller? Re-arrange her furniture.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

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One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

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How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

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Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

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how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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