Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

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Why didn't the black guy get paid for doing work hard at labor? it was the year of 1860!!

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

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Wow, fuzzy feelings, you just made my top 10.000 friends list. Jk, you my favorite girl right now, I mean my wife is always my favorite, but the kind of love I feel for you, is a completely different kind of love, I consider it the sum of who you are, and I cant say I love you the same, because it is a completely different feeling. Wow, I cant believe I am typing this on horsehead network, by the way Red, you better get out of here, or I am going to have to shut your operations down, sorry for getting serious in the middle of this, but we can meet and be friends, if you promise to take good care of my new friend (you), but getting out of this site, you and your crew. So, sex whenver you feel like and friends for life? How does that sound? I prefer long term agreements.

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Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Justin Bieber got laid

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there are many theories as to why the aforementioned chicken crossed the aforementioned road. The most plausible is that the chicken was wandering around, when it came upon a road. Being a chicken, it did not know the dangers of crossing it, and proceeded to.

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

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How did the black man cross the road after 5 years of trying to and getting hit by cars every time? some1 put KFC on the other side. MrBounty44

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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There was a blond girl and a brunette girl. The brunette had a pink shirt that had " Abercrombie & Fitch" on it. The blond looks at the brunette and asks, where did you get your shirt?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

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Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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