knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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Bumsniffer

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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Why didn't Superman save the world trade center? He was in a wheelchair.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

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Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

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Whats smarter you or the person writing this? -The answer is that i said whats smarter not whose smarter so I am smarter because you had no clue this was point less pie

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What do you call an arab ?

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Amblyopsidae, or blindfish, commonly found in caves where they are well adapted to life in the dark.

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

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True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

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Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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