Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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Why did the girl cross the road ? Because i was following her.

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whats 2+2? 1

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A blind man walks off a cliff.

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Contrary to popular belief when life hands you lemons you cannot make lemonade. Water and sugar are two other essential ingredients.

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Hey, the eighties called, they were really excited about inventing a phone that could call the future.

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Time to get a watch

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Whats the difference between an American and a Frenchman? The language they speak.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Poop

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What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

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one day a grape was in the sun raisin

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Why do girls like Justin beiber Because he can sing good

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

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what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

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this site is funny.

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why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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