Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

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knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

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Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: One leg is both the same.

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What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

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What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

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wow such mark very mark many mark so mark

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Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

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-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

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what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

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What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

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