Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

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What is long hard and woody? A tree.

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Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

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What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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“Before I know it, he’s got both of my hands in his viselike grip above my head, and he’s pinning me to the wall using his lips … His other hand grabs my hair and yanks down, bringing my face up, and his lips are on mine … My tongue tentatively strokes his and joins his in a slow, erotic dance … His erection is against my belly.”

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Thats a matter of opinion

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

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A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

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EVERYBODY THUMB THIS JOKE DOWN

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What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

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What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

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How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

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