Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

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What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

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What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

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Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

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What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

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where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

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Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

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Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

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A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

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Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

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