Two computers walk into a bar I forget the rest

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Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

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Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

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Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

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What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

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What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

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A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

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Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? Because he didn't feel like walking around the house to the side where the gate was to get out of the backyard

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Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

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a man walks out of a gas station and sees an indian with his ear to the road. He walks up to him and the indian says "truck... ford truck... large man in front with flannel shirt and trucker cap... german sheperd in passenger seat... licence plate 4563u6." Amazed the other man says " wow, you can tell all of that just by listening to the road?" The indian says "no thats a the truck that ran over me five minuites ago"

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Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

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What did the chicken say to the butcher? Moo.

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What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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