Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

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hello

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How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

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A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

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Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Interupting black lady! Interupti. MMMMHHHHMMMM!!!!

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

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yo mamas so ugly she turned madoosa into stone

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What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

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Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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