Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

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Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

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whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was crossing the road it tripped on a rock. When it was getting back up, a bus went through a stop sign and ran it over. After suffering for 3 weeks in an animal hospital, the chicken died.

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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I <3 Hitler

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what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

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A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

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WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

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What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

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Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

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I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

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Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

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There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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