Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

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why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

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Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

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Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

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HOLY COW!

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Whats the difference between boyscouts and jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

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What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

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A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to, like any other chicken

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

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One, two, three, four and five

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

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What do you get when you mix Lil Wayne and Lil John? A full size John Wayne

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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