Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

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That was me, I thought we where friends now... I am so sorry, I really did not send anyone nor anything, I would never do such a thing! What happened to you is terrible, I did say I knew who they where and that they are in prison, but that was a lie, I just wanted for you to think I was really confident and in control. Please Nero, let me speak to you, nothing is like you think, Jenny is my stepmother, please don't do anything.

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Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

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How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2.

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

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what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

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What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

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Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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What's the difference between Rebecca black and your mom? Capitalize Black.

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Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

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What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

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how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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