Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

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I need to start studying.

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Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

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why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

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I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

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Whats a movie? A moving picture.

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What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

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A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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no really what are ur names?

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Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Justin's hair

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Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

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yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

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