Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

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A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

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Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

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What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

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A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

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Women's rights

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A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

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Women's rights.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

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Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

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Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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