- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. Door Locks

what did batman day to robin? get in the car robin.

Hearpin my durp

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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