Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

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like this joke for a free ipod nano or a dead baby ?

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

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women

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

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You mothers so ghetto, you died.

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Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

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What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

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I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

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Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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crap!!

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A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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Why did the all the fish in the lake die? A pesticide bioaccumulated through the food chain.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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