What's black and red all over? Half a cat

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My mom fell on our cat and it died.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse stares eats an apple and trots out... Horses can't speak therefore do not understand the question and cannot reply

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If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? No, the impact of the colliding objects being the tree and the ground causes a disturbance in the silence thus causing a sound. The tree gets too much credit.

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You dropped something.... Yo lip

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Your friend is so gay, he has consensual sex with other men. and enjoys it.

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why was justin sad? his family was murdered

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

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women's rights

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

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What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

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What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

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What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

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What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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