What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To find some grain.

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

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How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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What did the scuba diver say to his partner when he got stuck in some seaweed. Something that sort of sounded like glug, or maybe blub, or some other sound you would hear trying to talk underwater.

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Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

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Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

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knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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