John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

Roses are red Dead bodies are blue You can't see me But I see you

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

Why does god never feel anger? Because you need to exist to have feelings.

why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

Bill: Did you hear about the black guy that went to college? John: No. Bill: me neither...

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

How do you confuse a blonde? Very carefully.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one. he was an electrician

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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