So a man walks into a bar, right?

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a person who will soon die of beeties

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Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

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Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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what did the mexicans name their daughter? nothing. they were deported before they had a chance

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What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

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Your mother is so good in the kitchen that we all asked for a second helping.

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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are you gay does your mom know

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why did the man start living on the street? he lost his job, his wife left him, and had his identity stolen.

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

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Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

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what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

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What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

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Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

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Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

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SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

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