Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

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Josh is sooo great at blowing, xoxo Dylan Hodge.

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There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

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Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

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How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

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A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

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More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

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What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

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What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

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Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

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What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

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Poop

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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