How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

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Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

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roses are red violets are black lewis norris has a fucking narra back

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Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

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why did sally drown cause she was black

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What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? - I dont know man, but you're adopted.

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

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(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

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Blind people can't read this.

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If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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