What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

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Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

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Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

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YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

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Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

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I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

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What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

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Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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I am on a escalator.

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nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

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Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

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