Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

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" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasnt wearing a seat belt.

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

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If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

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What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

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What do you get when you cross some eggs and some toast? Breakfast.

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its my money!, but i dont need it right away

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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