- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

What did the bully call the box? a square, needless to say the box was offended

Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

A terrorist walks into a bomb shop. He soon realizes he's in the wrong shop, leaves and goes on with his day.

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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