What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

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The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

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What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

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A Mexican man, an American man, and an Italian man go to a bridge. The mexican said "we have too much of this in our country!" and throws pasta into the water. The Mexican man says "we have to much of this in out country!" and throws a taco into the water. The American throws in the Mexican man and says "we have to much of these in our country!"

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Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

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How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

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Ms Leong Sux

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It’s dead.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

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where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

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Why did Martha Stewart's skin hurt? My friend has a skin condition :( and is dying, skin cancer is not something to make fun of.

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High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

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Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? ..It was stapled to the chicken.

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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Q: What happened when Sophie broke her leg? A: She was taken to hospital where she was given a cast, and made a full recovery just in time for the Summer.

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Why did the kid with no legs fall down the stairs? Because his dad pushed him...

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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