What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

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Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

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What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

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What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

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A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

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PIED NINNY!

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

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Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

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What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

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What did the African Man get in Africa Aids

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What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

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solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

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If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

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69 :)

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

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What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

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why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

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What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

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Anti Joke

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