What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

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Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

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why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

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Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

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Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

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Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Evolutionarily destined to be eaten by a predator such as a wolf or coyote, barring haing a defense mechanism that allows it to fend off such attacks.

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What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

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What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

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Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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There was a girl who dumped her diver boyfriend because she couldn’t get him to give her a pearl out of an oyster. This particularly female has rather high expectations for her significant others.

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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What do you call a room with an oven and ten Jews in it? A kitchen.

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what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

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what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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