Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

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Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

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PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

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What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

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i put a oie in the oven, it baked

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A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

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why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

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A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

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shauns beautiful

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roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

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Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

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What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

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Q: What's green has four legs and would kill you if it fell off a roof and hit you? A: A pool table.

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How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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why didnt the boys drink the coffee? because she coughed on it

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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