Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

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why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

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What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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So I was making this bagel right?And my dad walks in while I'm making this bagel(cause we're in a rush you know?) and he's yells"HURRY UP!!!!"I'm like man.... I sure do got alot of YELL in my bagel .

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How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

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why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

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Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

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:(Sneeze) :Bless You :Thank You! :Mention it :Thank You!

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

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What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

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What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

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why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

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