What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Hi? No!!!!!

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

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yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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Q: Why does Bill Gates give so much money to charity? A: Because he wants to improve the lives of his fellow human beings, and also excessive wealth would be detrimental to his children.

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

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Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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Why couldn't the man find his watch? Because he was mugged by a homeless man and had severe brain damage..... ....and because he left it at the office

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What did the man do with his bread He ate it

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Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Your sister's feet smell so bad people encourage her to go home and wash them.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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