Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

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Fart

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Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

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[INSERT ANTIJOKE HERE]

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

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Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

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What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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Come In!

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Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

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What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

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Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

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Knock knock (No one is home)

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Women's rights

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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