What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

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What do you tell a woman with two black guys? Domestic violence is a crime. She should leave her abusive partners and seek help.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

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what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

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A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

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Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

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A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

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How do you get a clown out of a tree? Shoot him in the head.

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What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

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There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

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a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

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How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

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Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

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Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Q: why is the squirrel stuck in the tree? A: because he should have finished high school.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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