If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

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What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

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A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

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What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

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Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

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What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

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What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

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Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

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Whats 1+1? Well,According to John Willemain's Business Analysis: Problem Solving Using Calculus and Finite Mathematics it's 2.

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What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

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10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

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Why couldn't the man find his watch? Because he was mugged by a homeless man and had severe brain damage..... ....and because he left it at the office

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DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

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What do you call a Chineses filled with bus?

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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Canada AYY

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What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "Damn! I should've voted Democrat!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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