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I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

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Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

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Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped a KFC.

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What did the Dementia sufferer get for Christmas?

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Why is that chicken crossing the ro-..... oh, woops, he got run over by that truck...

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What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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What is it too late to do? Apologize...

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

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What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

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roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

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Two peanuts were walking down the street. Well actually, they just rolled a bit and then stopped. Peanuts don't have legs.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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