What's more easier to break than a thin stick? A woman's neck.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Why did Suzie fall off her swing? She was dead

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A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

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Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

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what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

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An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

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Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

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Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

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What's the difference between a terrorist and Bill Gates? One founded a successful software company, and the other commits mass murder of civilians for political gain.

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What did Pikachu say to Charmander? Nothing. Pokemon are fictional creatures, and thus, do not exist.

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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