- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

why did'n the baby wake up from his nap? because he was dead

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

What did the blue man say to the red lady? Do you want to make purple? -A.M.M

whats purple and savage? Barney!

I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, now that i think of it, roses come in many colors And violets are actually violet in color, thus the name

What's the deal with airline food?

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

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