What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

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Heartlight

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

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What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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A girl and a boy where sitting on a couch together. The boy told the girl politly that she hass gained a significant amount of weight and should lose it. She then pulled out a candy bar in her back pocket and shoved it down his throat, to which he suffocated, because she was on her period when to comment was made.

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Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

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What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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