What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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Q; What is green and eats rocks? A; The green rock eater... Q;What happens when you through a rock straight up in the north pole? A; The green rock eater eats it..

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Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

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Why did the horse stop runnIng? His master beat him to death.

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Here's a joke for you, my life...

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What did the boy with arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

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Coldpaly is a good band

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He was on his way home from work and saw some youths loitering on the street corner and thought it best to avoid them and therefore any possible confrontation. He would also appreciate it if you would call him something along the lines of Bravery impaired instead of a chicken as he finds it offensive and doesn't fully understand the avian reference to his lack of confidence.

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So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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Little Johnny was always bullied at school. Everyday he would get picked on by the same kid, Todd. Todd was a red-headed bully with no discipline. Johnny one day went home and started crying. His father asked the little boy, "Jonny why are you crying?" John replied, "I keep getting bullied". His father stood up and told him, "You must become a big man and step up to him and tell him how you feel. It will surprise him and he will then back off. It always works." Johnny then felt inspired. Later that night he started practicing what he will say in the mirror. By the next morning he felt like he was ready. Johnny was confident about himself for once. He walked up to Todd and told him, "I'm tired of your bullying and next time you will regret it!!". Todd looked surprised and had his jaw opened. Todd then said, "I'm sorry Johnny I didn't know you felt that way." Johnny looked confused. "Here come with me and I'll buy us ice cream". When they went to go get ice cream, Todd brutally stabbed Johnny until he was losing blood and repeatedly raped his dead body.

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My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

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WTF BOOOOOM

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Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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Hey! Where is my tracker?

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What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

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What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

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how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

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