Yo mama so fat she sells shade. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit. Yo mama so fat she in call of duty when a player kills her they get a 5 person kill streak. Yo mama so fat that she is fat. :)

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What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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I can't see my forehead

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

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What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

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Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

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Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

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Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

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Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

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Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

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Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

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I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

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your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

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who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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