Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

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You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

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Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

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What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

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Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

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What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

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Do you speak alien? Hola.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Yo mama is so stupid, she believes in god. God isn't real.

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What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse, confused, looks at the bartender with a bewildered look, neighs loudly, and runs out of the bar knocking over a few tables and chares.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

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People with cancer.

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A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

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What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

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Who would win Coolio or Vannlia Ice? nieth because Chuck Norris did a round house kick.

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What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

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Anti Joke

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