relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

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What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

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Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

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Why did the black student fail his math test? Because he was severely traumatized by the school shooting that had occurred during the test. He was later relieved to hear that the teacher did not count the test, because the legal paperwork surrounding the death of 12 students was somewhat overwhelming.

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Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

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Emily Brunelle is skinny

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

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Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

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The joke below me is retarded

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http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

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My kids are mistakes.

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p lkl

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

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What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

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Waseem is not a funny guy!

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ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

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Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

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