ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

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You're a big fat monkey.

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I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

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how do you know a chinese person has been in your house? #1 your homework is done #2 your computer is upgraded #3 when you get home there still pulling out of your driveway

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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Why did the old man fall off his bicycle? Because somebody threw a fridge at him.

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Why couldn't the boy see? He was dead

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What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

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What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

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Good job, son.

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Anti Joke

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