a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van.

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A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation. ~Yashar - pirater un compte facebook Peace out :)

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What is a jew in space? Dead

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How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

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american idol

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whats worse than being mentally challenged? losing your arms and legs and finding out that you have cancer

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

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Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

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A man named Joe has practiced drawing cartoon characters his entire life. When Joe turns 15 he decides to enter a local drawing competeiton. Joe works very hard drawing his cartoon and finally finishes. When it is the time to hand in his drawing his drawing, he hands it in an receives a satisfying 2nd place and continues on with his life. Two years later Joe decides to enter another drawing competeiton (this one much more competitive) after his drawing skills have tremendously increased. He begins drawing and is 3/4 of the way finished when Joe is brutally murdered by a mentally disturbed man and cannot hand in his art work and is therefore disqualified from the competeiton and loses.

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What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

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Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

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Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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