Oliver's friends

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What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

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What do you call a young man holding a banana? Well, this joke had quite a good ending, but as this site only has anti jokes I am going to change the ending. Because he wanted to eat it.

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

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A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

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What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

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How do you get a black man out of his house? you ring the doorbell.

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When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

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What did the preist say to the other preist? 'hey! we're both preists!'

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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