Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

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What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

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You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

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stinky boner

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

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What did the muffin say to the other? This isn't logical

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How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

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A mama cow was sitting in the barn with her 3 babies. The first baby cow goes "Mom, why did you name me Daisy?" "Because a Daisy landed on your head when you were born" The second calf goes "Mom, why did you name me Rose?" "Because a Rose petal landed on your head when you where born." The third calf says "Aasdfghoiuytfghjkuiy" The mom replies "Shut up brick"

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Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

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Pickle

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems i like your boobs

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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