Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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What did the clown say to the other clown? I was not present at this conversation, and therefore I was not able to catch what they were saying

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What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

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Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

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Xbox One

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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America

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What is the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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How is a raven like a writing desk? It isn't.

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

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What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

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How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

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Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

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If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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