Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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My daughter is dying of AIDS.

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Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he didn't make it that far

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Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

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How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

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david poredos

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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Are you black? Kill yourself.

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Goat balls.

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What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

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Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

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?ti saw won troffe eht htrow t'nsaw yllaer siht

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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My Texting Convos: "Heyy!" "Hi!" "Watz up?" "nm hbu?" "Same here!" "Koolio!(: So wrud?" "Nothing. Just texting you!" "Yea! Same! I'm so bored! And tired!" "Ikr!" "Yupp!" *No one answers. When this is what you really want: "I love you soooo much!" "Awwwwh!<3 I loe you too!" "Do you wanna go out?(;" "YES!!(:" "ily<3" "iyl2<3" *convo goes on forever(: Moral: Purple tomatoes are books of yellow buttons on hands(;

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Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

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Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

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Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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