Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

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Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

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Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

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Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

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Yo Mamma

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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 murdered her little sister

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Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

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Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

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A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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