Your mom is so fat that when she dives into a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water than people with less body mass.

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what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

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where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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a potato flew around my room

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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Penis

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A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

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Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

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how do u piss of a polish man? rape his girlfriend

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So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

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What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

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what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

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The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

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Jokes Ki Duniya

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What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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