Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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Santa isn't real

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doorbell repair man.

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

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Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

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WOw you have no life

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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What happens when you wake a sleepwalker? Waking sleepwalkers does not harm them. While it is true that a person may be confused or disoriented for a short time after awakening, this does not cause them further harm. In contrast, sleepwalkers may injure themselves if they trip over objects or lose their balance while sleepwalking. Such injuries are common among sleepwalkers.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

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what long green and bumpy? a pickle

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Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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