Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Cajuns love drinking And drowning too

THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

No joke.

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

Why did the gay guy come out of the closet? He finally found the shirt he was looking for

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Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

What did the apple say to the pear? Fred, you are going insane and i'm getting a divorce.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Why doesn't Stephen Hawking play football? Because he's a nerd.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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