to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

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im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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A dyslexic blind man

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Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

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Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

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Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

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heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

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A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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One day a man was out fishing in the lake. Suddenly, there was a huge fish pulling his fishing pole so hard it almost broke. Luckily, he managed to pull the fish into his boat. It was the biggest fish he had ever caught and he brought it home for his family to see. They were all very proud.

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so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

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Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

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Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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