Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

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whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

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Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Chuck Norris can watch TV.

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What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off the cliff? ........………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………..................................................................... .

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your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with an alligator? Go take some acid and find out for yourself

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How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

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Hi

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

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facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

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