Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

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When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

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um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

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How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

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make me a sandwich! what kind?

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A man noticed that the sun was coming in brightly through his window. He was trying to take a nap and didnt appreciate the sunlight. He closed the blinds.

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Knock, knock ... ... ... Well I guess no one is home.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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wanna hear a joke? yes

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How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

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8====D {(0)}

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A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

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Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

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Poopsack Jones

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Butt poop.

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So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

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Why did the little boy cry regularly? Because his father was sexually abusive.

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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Anti Joke

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