Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

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If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris, since Bruce Lee is dead.

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

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ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

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why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

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What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

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YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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