Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

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A biology teacher walks into a bar. "Ouch," he says. "I bet I just lost some brain cells. I wonder if any of them were going through mitosis..."

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Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

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What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

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there was a blond, a brunette, and a redhead at the edge of a cliff The blond being stupid jumped off the cliff and broke every bone in her body

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Why did the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

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What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

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A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

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Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

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Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

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What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

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What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

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What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

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What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

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Is this a chair?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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brainfart

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why am i a dick head. because my gcse's spelt fudge and i dont like fudge so i project my anger into boss things

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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A baby seal walks into a club

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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