Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

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What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

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What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

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What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

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Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

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A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

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Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

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What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

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How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.. And IDGAF!

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Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

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guess what chicken butt

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

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Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

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Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

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Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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