a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

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This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the car? We're going to Dairy Queen.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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Womens rights

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Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

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A Woman Left The Kitchen. Then Was Promptly Ordered To Go Back.

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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If a small quiz is a quizicle then what is a small test? A quiz.

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What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

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Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? i don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

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What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

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Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

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what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

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Anti Joke

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