why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

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kennah campion... being nice

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

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What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

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Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

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Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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