How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

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Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh wait i screwed up, Because of u

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Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

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hi my name is? joe

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Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

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why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

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What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

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A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

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This is a joke

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roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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Why did the black person sit in the back of bus? All the other seats were taken.

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Whats blue and fuzzy? blue fuzz.

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There was 2 friends named Shutup and Trouble. They were camping and Trouble got lost in the woods. Shutup called the police. Shutup: Hello, is this 9-1-1 my friend is missing. Police: What is your name sir? Shutup: Shut up Police: What? Shutup: Shut up Police: What did you say? Shutup: I said Shut Up Police: Hey are you looking for TROUBLE? Shutup: Yes! Police: Guess what? We found him, he's safe in the station. We will have a officer come by a drop him off. Have a good day Mr. Shutup Shutup: Thank you

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