- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

What did the man do after he found out his wife died in the Titanic? He cried.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

Justin Littleton getting laid.

what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

Knock knock --Come in.

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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