Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

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Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

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Robin, get in the car.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

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A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

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Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

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What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

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A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch!" The bartender says "are you okay?" "Yeah I just stubbed my toe" Then the guy walks it off, and then orders a drink.

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In Soviet Russia..... the exact same thing happens, stupid.

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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why did Max cry??? chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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