- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

Basically copying you.

Why do black people have dark skin? Lack of melanin in their skin. You learn something new every day.

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

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