A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

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What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

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What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

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Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

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What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

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Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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why do my feet smell so bad? because i havent washed them for 5 days

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Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

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Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

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Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

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theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb. we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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