I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of problems with money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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What is the best joke ever? 1D

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

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A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

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What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

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What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

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Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

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I got shot once it hurt a lot

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

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why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

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A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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Anti Joke

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