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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

How do you get your clock to stop ticking? Hit it with a sledge hammer.

A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

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