- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

what's worse than getting a bad test grade? being raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when we're chased by bears.

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

I hope you shut the others down before you called me by my name, otherwise this will convo will get fairly short.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

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Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

What's blue and pink and sweet? Cotton candy.

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