What's worse then a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

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What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

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Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

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A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

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Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

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How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

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What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

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MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

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Sorry Liz, his sodium levels are so bad that while he is drinking a lot, his body is not containing water, and while his pulse and breath is fine he is passing out from time to time, he is asking for stimulants Ritalin specifically, but I am not sure if his body could withstand that, I really don't mind to pry, but does he use Ritalin? I mean he chats a lot, but ADHD? I am just asking out of health concerns, not that I am a doctor, but I just worry... Flirty personality... More like a clown, he says he refuses to eat unless I breastfeed him XD. He is eating now though, solids work, never had a tougher patient, he will make it for sure.

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