What's up brah brah

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Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

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I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

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if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

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You are Nerochan right?

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Women's Rights.

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What's worse than the holocaust? 3,000,000 jews.

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Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

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Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

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A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

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A stripper walks into a bar, she proceeds to cry because she's an alcoholic and a stripper. Meanwhile, her 3 children sit at home hungry. She then goes home, and grabs her gun and shoots her children, then shoots herself. Bucket.

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

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What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

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What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

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Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

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Nicolas Cage's acting.

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Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

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Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

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