A women leaves the kitchen.

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What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

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yada yada

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--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

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Why was the little girl screaming? She was on fire. ~G TY

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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Now this bible thing, is a real anti joke so get ready to have your faith tested, and overcome it: There was that story where God charged against an army at the top of some mountains, the army is told to have been led with God personally at the front rank right? But they lost because the enemy had horse wagons (you know what I mean) made of steel or iron, (does not matter what it is if you ask yourself really) I mean even if it was Metatron, he would have had uh... Wings or something to even the odds, Maybe God is like Raiden from Mortal Kombat, he needs to become a Mortal in order to enter fights on earth... MORTAL KOMBAAAT! I mean God made humans humans made Sin (gotta say we get the blame for a lot of shit others did, I hate apples and cant even stand the smell of them for once, never ate one)

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your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

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Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog. Instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

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A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

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rose are red violets should be purple

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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cats are afraid of dogs. mice are afraid of cats. elephants are afraid of mice. bf-2 fighter jets are afraid of elephants. is this true?

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Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

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Anti Joke

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