connor sucks

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

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1 Jew XD

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W.N.B.A.

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A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

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Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

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What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

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You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

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Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

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whats the best thing about polio...death

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Women's sports

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19th amendment

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Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

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Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

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Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

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What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

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BOOBALANBOO

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Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

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why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

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So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Narrator: A ghost walks into a church. It is a Jewish church during a Friday night service. Huh. That ghost looks a lost like Hitler. Oh crap, everyone run for your lives! Stranger: GHOSTBUSTERS! Narrator: what, the, heck? Ghostbuster: let's kill some ghosts! Wait a minute. Adolf, is that you? Hitler ghost: John? Ghostbuster: Adolf, Buddy! Narrator:...... Hitler ghost: Hey, John! Wanna grab a drink? Ghostbuster: sure. let's get out of here. Narrator: This joke has officially lost all meaning. I don't even know why I'm submitting it any more! And get this! I AM HALF JEWISH!

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Anti Joke

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