Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

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I went to the store and I fell

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A kid walked in to a bar, grabbed a napkin, and left

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

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Rose's are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, oh God the garden's on fire.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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Sometimes black people kill other black people.

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Adam Fantuzzi loves stroking jacobs small penis

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

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Q. What did the 300 pound Asian get for Valentine's day A. A jetpack. Except for the fact that the previous sentence was an obvious lie making this whole joke irrelevant.

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

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Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

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How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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Jesus once got nailed to a cross, beaten and gave his life in order to prove he was immortal. Safe to say, people remain impressed even 2000 years later. Moral: Lol, hey, its quite a feat, but what life did he give if he was immortal? Jesus is a okay dude though, he stole donkeys from stables (for transport) and when his disciples asked if stealing was bad he replied: God will provide for them. Awesome.

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Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

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Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what do you watch ? a tv

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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