What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

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Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

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A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

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Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

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A duck walks into a bar. The duck walks over to the bartender and orders a beer. "put it on my bill." he says. The bartender angrily grabs the duck and kicks him out of the bar, because the duck has done this many times, but has never once paid his bill to the bar. The duck is an alcoholic and is slowly ruining his relationship with his family.

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Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

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you are gay

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there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

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Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

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Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

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Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

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Dani barton= lovely

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Little Johnny asks his teacher "What's 23 times 3?" She yelled, "Be quiet, Johnny, and grow up!"

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What did Snichols do when he murdered his ex-partner who became a lesbian? The ass dance.

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Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

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What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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