whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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How do you call the smallest mouse on Earth? James.

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

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What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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can't wait until the baby boomers die

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

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People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

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