There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "It sure is hot in here." The other muffin says "Holy shit a talking muffin

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Timmy. YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

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Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

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Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

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What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

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2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

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OH MY LUMPIN GOD!

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Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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Knock knock Who's there Evan Evan who Evans erectile area is largo with Sarah plains pudding

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A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

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Why did the man stop suddenly in the street? His unhealthy diet, alcoholism and smoking habit caused him to have a heart attack at the age of 56. He died because of it.

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Three women are sitting in a bar. One is drinking beer, one is drinking wine and one is drinking vodka. Which one is the widow? The one whose husband is dead.

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whats brown and booky a book.

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Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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