Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

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What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

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Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

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How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

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Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

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A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

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what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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