Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

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A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

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Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

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What do you call a something with no limbs? a snake

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A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

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I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

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why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

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What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

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Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

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roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

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So a mouse walks into a bar....the bartender immediatly kills it because he doesn't want another C rating by the sanitation department.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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