- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

Chuck Norris was a famous actor that starred in Walker, Texas Ranger and Missing in Action. He is a normal person, just like you and me.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

Okay, then I am taking the last comment back then.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

Why did the chicken cross the road? I was hoping you could tell me–why else would I ask you a question?

Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

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