A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

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Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

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Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

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Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

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why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

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What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

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Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

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My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

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Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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What's the difference between Rob Schnieder and Jelly Beans? Someone besides Adam Sandler likes Jelly Beans.

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Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

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Guest what in the butt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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