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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

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Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

Q: What's the biggest lie ever? A: Saying you read the Terms of Service

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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