roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

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knock knock go away ok

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do not read this(this is intended to be read)

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

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Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

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What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

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A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

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why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

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What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

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What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

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Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

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-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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