Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

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This is not a joke

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

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Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

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It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

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What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

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Q: Your arms are tied and bleeding from your face, a bull is charging at you, a catapult launches a bunch of rottweilers with rabies straight at your face, a nuclear bomb right next to you is five seconds from exploding, and my teleportation device ia right next to you, what do you do? A: You start by getting your own damn teleportation device! The hell ill let you bleed on mine!

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What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

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how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

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Women's rights.

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Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

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What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

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robin, get in the car.

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How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

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Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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