Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

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-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

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Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

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What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

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What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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"Lets begin, tell me about yourself," "ok, well first I'm a open book and..." "ok next" "why?" "I fucking hate books!"

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Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

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Left. That one direction...

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What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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