Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

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old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

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What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

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what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Where did Susie go when her town was bombed? Everywhere.

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was shot. why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one. why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought they were playing a game. why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? it thought it was a koala. why'd the man fall of his bike? it was hit by 3 koala's and a refrigerator.

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Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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