Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

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What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

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Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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7>6

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What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

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did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

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An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

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how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

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You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

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A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

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How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

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A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

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A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? A healthy, balanced diet consisting of all food groups, unless they are vegetarian or vegan, hence they will not consume any meats or animal products.

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A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

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What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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