What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

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Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

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What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

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What did the retarded black kid say in gym? Eugh eugh eugh eugh

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Sex education in Texas,

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whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

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The world does not deserve our rule, it requires effort, teamwork, respect for oneself and others, tolerance, love, patience, strength, honor, loyalty... ...Face it, people do this because it is far easier to be ruled, than to rule, it is far easier to do as told, than to ask oneself what one desires with ones life. A king that suffers the burden of his people, falls of his throne, a king that enjoys the burdens of his people, creates burden, and grows as people suffer. We cannot change that, maybe we have yet to evolve to that point as humans, or maybe it is time to accept, that we have evolved past this.

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

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How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

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How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

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What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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Why was Sally crying She got a high five In the face With a chair

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What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

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how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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