"Knock knock" Come in!

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knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

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Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

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O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

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Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

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this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

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How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

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What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

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what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

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NEVER

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

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BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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Hey, look under there! Under what?

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My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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