Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

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rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

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NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

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What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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A man is driving home from work. he realizes he left his suitcase back at the office. he turns around and drives back to the office. he walks in the office and grabs his suitcase, and as he's walking out he's stopped by his boss. his boss simply asks "what are you doing in the office at this time, Eric?" the man replies to his boss " sorry sir i was just grabbing my suitcase as i forgot to bring it as i was leaving work" his boss lets him pass " okay Eric, have a good night" the man get back in his car and drives home. but on his way home a pedestrian runs in front of the road. the man runs him over unintentionly. the man is jailed with manslaughter for 4 and a half years

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

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What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

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You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

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Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

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How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

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Whats worse than finding a worm guts in your apple? Being raped by a alien with no arms then passed on to his comrades to be raped for the rest of your life.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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