What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

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do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

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Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

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Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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Why did the girl have twins she was raped

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pickle juice?

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George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

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How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

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What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

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Runescape.

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if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

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Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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