When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

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I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Kid walks into principals office Principal: do you know why I called you down here. Kid: yeah, I punched a kid at lunch. Principal: that's not why I called you down here

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

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Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

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You know whats better than 24? 25

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

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What is short and yellow? Most Asians

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I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

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What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Q: What is George Harrison's favorite hairstyle? A: How can we know? He's dead!

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Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

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How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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