An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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JEWS

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

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#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

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If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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My children are huge mistakes.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Ruff, hi, ruff ruff, we are both dogs ruff ruff, ruff ruff, ruff!!

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I can't make my mind about the debate on legalisation of marijuana. Some days I think it's a good thing. Somes days I think it's a bad thing. And some days, I don't think about it at all and I just think it's a very nice day.

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A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

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What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was Friday night (or Halloween or St. Patty's Day) and the chicken was at a party. He got totally drunk, and then got the bright idea that it would be okay to drive home. On a rural two-lane highway, his vehicle careened into the oncoming traffic lane, and then the ditch, thus crossing the road. Fortunately, he walked away with only a few scratches. However, he was cited for wreckless driving, and got a DUI as well.

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

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What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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Deadly cancer.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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