guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

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Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

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Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

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A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

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Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

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DARK FACT: A ratchet black chick would say that was racist.

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

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Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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