Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

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Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

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What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

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Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

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What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

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Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

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What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

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Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

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What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

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Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

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Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

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What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

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Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

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I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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