Two women were sitting together, quietly.

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Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

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Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

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I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

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Sarah Palin

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Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

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How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

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If somebody chucks skittles at you saying taste the frickin rainbow Run over them with a car and say "NationWide is on your side!!! ????

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

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An Australian man walking in Manhattan is approached by another man who pulls out a switchblade and says, "give me your wallet or I'll stab you with this knife!" The Australian man hands over his wallet. A nearby police officer witnesses this the last moment of the mugging, arrests the criminal and returns the Australian's belongings.

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse stares eats an apple and trots out... Horses can't speak therefore do not understand the question and cannot reply

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"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

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What's worse than 100 dead babies stapled to a wall? 100 live babies stapled to the wall!!!

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Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

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Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

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Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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What did the old man say? Im old

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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Knock Knock. Doors open

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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