What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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how long has dibey got left like :)

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

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Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

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why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

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What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

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Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven." The man nods nervously. St. Peter asks, "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? When I see a Porsche on the street, I think to myself, "that's a nice car," but when I see a pile of dead babies on the street I scream, "OH DEAR GOD WHY?!?! WHY?!?! WHERE IS THE MONSTER THAT KILLED THESE POOR BABIES?!?!" I then quickly alert the authorities of the hideous crime before vomiting profusely and crying until my tear ducts run dry. I sustain irreversible psychological damage and the image of hundreds of cruelly murdered infants prevents me from sleeping at night.

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what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

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Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

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Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

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Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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