What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

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A teenage girl walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic drink. The bartender declines the order as she is under the legal age of purchasing and consuming alcohol.

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A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

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Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

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Person 1: I got a really good knock, knock joke. Person 2: Okay. Person 1: You start. Person 2: Knock, knock. Person 1: Who's there? Person 2: ...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

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your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

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Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

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roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

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What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

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Yo momma's so nice that she baked cookies for us. Please tell her I said thanks.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

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How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

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What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

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How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

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What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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