Pickles are moist.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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Dwight Howard

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What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

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Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

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How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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skurfboards we love fat kids

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What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

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Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack edition. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And then does not even have four quarters to his name.

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whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man. I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

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