why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stapeled on to the elephant.

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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:O + :P = 69

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You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

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what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

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What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

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woman's rights

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Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

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KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

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Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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There once was a man named Steve. One day, Steve stumbled stupidly, shredding his shirt, shoes and shorts and subsequently shocking Susie; a small shy salsa student. When he arrived home, Steve's wife asked "how was your day dear?" Steve panicked at the thought of having to explain this traumatic event, but thankfully he had undergone speech therapy for his lisp.

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''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

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What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

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