What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

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A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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What happened to timmy? He had downsyndrome and walked off a cliff

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There was an Englishman a Welshman and a Scotsman, all of whom were nationals of the United Kingdom.

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ok there is 3 people and the white kid says "bet i got a better dick than all of you" he pulls it out and then the mexican says "nope got you beat" and then the black guy says "nope got all you beat look" and then the mexican and white guys say "its because your black" so the black guy goes home and tells his mom wht happen and ask " is it true mines bigger because im black?" she said " no it bc your 23"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

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Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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banana

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Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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What does water smell like? water.

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theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

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roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

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Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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A guy walks into a bar and falls.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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