Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

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A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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There's an Irishman, a homosexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

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Republicans

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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Why was Jenny walking home alone from school? Because three years ago her parents were murdered brutally by a drug dealer and social services haven't yet realised that Jenny is still living in the empty house.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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whats 1 + 1? 2

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a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

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Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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What's worse than seeing your goldfish die? Watching your grandfather have a stroke.

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Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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