What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

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What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

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What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

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What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

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Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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Sex positions (and other related things), never took off... 1. The 96 2. The mission (impossible) position. 3. The Tangoers party (swingers? The fack is that?) 4.Nasal. 5. Bed waltz (requires amazing dancing skills and multitasking, now they just call everything for "bed waltz" to show off) 6.Blind Date take uno (hard to find two blind people and make sure they meet each other and have a good time by themselves). 7. GILFS take one (I mean there could be many hot grandmas out there, but "Guns Id Like For Shooting", was not too popular due accidents)

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So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

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Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

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I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

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Why was the 6 year old girl crying? Her step-dad kicked her in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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