Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

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Why wasn't the man wearing a life vest? Because he was sleeping.

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

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Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

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cancer

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A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

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What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

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What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

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Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

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What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A school bus.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

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A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

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What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

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I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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