Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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You you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you. Way do go lazy you didn't read all the you's so you didn't realize there was a yoo in there. But now you realize there aren't any yoo's there way to go.

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Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

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"Knock knock" Come in!

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Q., Why did you mum eat mum on ur mom go die mom niga nigga cut me hang me lolololo A.my cat died shut up newb lololololo

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man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

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Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

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What stands on the corner oof every major city at night? A cop

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

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What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

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what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

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A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

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Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

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Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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