What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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Misner is a twat.

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Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

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shea kisses a girl

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Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

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Q: What's green has four legs and would kill you if it fell off a roof and hit you? A: A pool table.

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Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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What's long and yellow? A yellow tube.

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Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

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Why did the man sit down? Because he was tired of standing up.

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hahaha

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Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

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When Chuck Norris runs, he doesn't even move a muscle.

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Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

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What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

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What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

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How is it you become the true badass you say? Its a very complicated process that takes decades of training, and many failed attempts on before you become the one, true badass on the entire planet. Once you had done it. People will love you forever, there would be parades, parties, celebrations, even a holiday, just for you and you alone. Too bad I'll never tell you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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