yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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wsedrtyujiKFKJKLEFL;LKJRG Blame the economy. Don't hit me, I'm a girl! EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL RIGHTS!

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What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

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wow such mark very mark many mark so mark

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When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Well, life isn't a physical being so chances are low that it will actually hand you lemons.

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your mother

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

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Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

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You know what's funny? Clowns.

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

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p lkl

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A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

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Why was the sock sad? Impossible. Socks dont have emotions.

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

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I think I am done here friend, it always comes to this, it has always been easier for me to repair whatever is wrong with others and get my kicks out of that, as I know I can and will repair everything wrong with myself, but its hard as hell, I mean I never give up, ever. But that does not change the fact that I am broken, and that simply deciding that I am not, is far from enough, its a choice indeed, but its like deciding to constantly walk trough hell, and sometimes that hell is also called living, that too is always a choice, And believe me, I would never quit, I guess that if this hell I struggle trough has so many nice things in it, it just feels like hell at times. I mean the main motivation behind my ability to help others, has always been searching for answers low and high, and when what I have learned trough life helps others, but barely scratches the surface of the armor I am confined within, I lose hope, do you believe that my desire to help humanity grow, derived from my own incompetence at curing myself?

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Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

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What's worse then the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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