A labrador, a chihuahua, and a great dane walk onto a bar. They are strays and were brought to the pound where they were more than likely put down or adopted.

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That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

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What happens when you murder someone? The Government murders you.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

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Knock Knock. Whose There? Lettuce. Thats impossible.

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

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what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

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Religion.

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LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

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Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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