What did Frodo do when he realized that he needed to destroy the ring? He simply walked into Mordor

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Why did the horse insult the postage stamp? He didn't. Horses can not speak English nor can anything verbally or physically critique a postage stamp and make it feel any emotional distress.

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womans rights...

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

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Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

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what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

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Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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