If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son... Because I can empathise with you, and it's not a very nice situation to be in. Hope you work it out.

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Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

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Psychics.

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

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A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

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I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

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what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

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Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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