Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

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When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

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this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

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A blind man walks past a fish market, pauses, takes in a big sniff, and says, "Good morning ladies!" to the women walking by wearing too much perfume.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

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How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

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What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

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roses are brown violets are brown, who took a shit in my garden

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Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

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What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

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What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

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Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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Mikey : I wan to divorce. Miney :are u funking crazy Mikey : no I'm funking dazy !

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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Wigan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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