What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

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Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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Chaney is a dumb b****

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Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

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How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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Johan showering. . . AWK

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What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

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what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

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What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

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got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

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roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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Anti Joke

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