Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

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An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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N-E Pats never cheated

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What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

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Do you like apples? Yes

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

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Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

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A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

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How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

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ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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