Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

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Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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What lives underground? Grandpa

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What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

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What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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What's worse then the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

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I walked down a dark alley at night and ran into 2 black men. They said hello and were on their way

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What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

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PENIS

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who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Why the long face?" The bartender backhands the man making him fall off of his stool.

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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Andy Warhol said we will all be famous for fifteen minutes. My soccer coach molested me and the trial was televised, they obscured my face and voice because I was twelve at the time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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