what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

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Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

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What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawer? we are both lawyers

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A chicken crossed the road.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

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Why did the baby die? Abortion

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What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

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Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

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What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

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Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

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This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

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Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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