I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

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a black guy walks into a bar and the bartender says "get out of here, whites only" this joke takes place in the 1950's when african americans were discriminated against

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What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

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Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

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what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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why did your parents die? because I thought it was funny...

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the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

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How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

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Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

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To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

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Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

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what is worse then breaking on arm breaking two arms what is worse then breaking two arms the holocaust what is then the holocaust Obama care.

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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One time I masturbated by myself

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trumpy trumpy trump

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Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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what do you call obama a dumbass

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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