Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

What lives underground? Grandpa

What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

What's worse then the holocaust? The sun exploding.

What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

I walked down a dark alley at night and ran into 2 black men. They said hello and were on their way

What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

PENIS

who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Why the long face?" The bartender backhands the man making him fall off of his stool.

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

Andy Warhol said we will all be famous for fifteen minutes. My soccer coach molested me and the trial was televised, they obscured my face and voice because I was twelve at the time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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