What is worse than finding 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? Finding 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

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Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

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Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

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So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

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-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

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A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

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Why can all black people dance? I have no idea, quite frankly I find that to be a insensitve racial stereotype.

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What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

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Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

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What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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