A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

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Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

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safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

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What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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what did the Hispanic man say to the black man? hello

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Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

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A bartender walks into the man and the bar said nothing because it was inanimate.

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

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im gey

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

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A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

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What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

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2 women were sitting quietly

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Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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a horse walks into a blender ow

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What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

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who wants to hear a joke about the broken pencil? to late, its sharpened

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What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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