How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

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Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

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How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

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A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

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Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

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Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

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What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

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What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

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my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

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Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

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What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

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knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have cancer.

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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