Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

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Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

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What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

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What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

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A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

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A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

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Diarrhea

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

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What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

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Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

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What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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