old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

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A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

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Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

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Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

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the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Q:What's red and fluffy? A: A blue rock, if blue were red and rocks were fluffy

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk and leave. 2 hours later there's a newscast about two drunken men who died in a car accident. It wasn't them, the newscast about them came shortly after

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A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

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-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

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When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

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Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

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An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

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yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

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