what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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Yd the chicken cross the road? To SAVE THE WORLD

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A teenage girl walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic drink. The bartender declines the order as she is under the legal age of purchasing and consuming alcohol.

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Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

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what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

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Your biggest fan.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

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Why did the blind man fail his math test? Because he had been raped and murdered. Going blind is a side effect of death.

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a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

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what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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