Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

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why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

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What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

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guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

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why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

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Why don't you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike? Because depending on the size of the rock, you could seriously injure him.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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What did Edward Cullen say to the hot girl? Since I am a vampire it is impossible for me to get an erection.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

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What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

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How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

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