whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and R. Kelly? One is an arrogant asshole known for pissing on things, the other is R. Kelly.

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What would u like to drink?

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A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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Yesterday I saw a blind man walking down the street, I asked if he needed help and he said "I'm fine thanks." Later on I saw a deaf man walking down the street and asked if he needed help. He didn't hear me, he then fell off the curb and was hit by a car.

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A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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I saw a shovel once.

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

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what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

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Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

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A guy walks into a bar Many people gather around him to see if he is alright and to tell him he needs to watch where he is going.

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The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

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What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

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