Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

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An anti-joke

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

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DAVID.B YOU O ES 2 BAR YA TRAMP

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You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

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A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

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how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Nothing, they're extinct.

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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