Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

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Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

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Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

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A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

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your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

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Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

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What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

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Yo momma so fat you have aids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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