What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Women's Rights

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

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What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

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Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

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What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

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Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

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A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

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What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

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Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

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Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

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Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

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Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

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What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

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What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide, and drives women crazy. A 6 inch long 2 inch diameter syringe filled with heroin being injected into a woman.

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

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How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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