Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

what is the difference between a indian and a trampoline? you take you shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

This, is indeed the funniest joke you will ever read, honest! "shows joke on written paper"

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Q: how many oxen does it take to row up the empire state building in half of a green canoe under the purple sun while eating a dead moose with no arms? A: Purple, because snakes have no elbows.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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