What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

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did you stub your toe?

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The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

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why did the chicken cross the road

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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

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what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

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How old are you? 20

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What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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A man is at the dentists. The dentists says, "Oh my, your teeth are terrible!" The man says, "Yes I know. I am addicted to Meth".

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

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Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

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a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

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if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

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Your girlfriend.

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

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what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

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My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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