A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

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what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

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Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

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Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

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Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

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why did timmy die he was shot in the head by terrorists

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Knock, knock -The door's open.

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Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

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you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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Anti Joke

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