What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

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Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

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I need to start studying.

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What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

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knock knock piss off

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

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What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

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teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

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Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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