What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

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Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

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A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

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There was this cat, and he was walking down this long road, knowing a dog lived on 45 lake avenue. So the cat was very careful while walking by that house so the dog and his diqqas wouldnt chase the cat, named pat. So like a rogue in the arathi basen lodge, he made his way over the stone wall and ran as quickly as he could through the muddy path of dirt. This cat was also swagged out of control, so he had mad bitches. That is where Pat was heading....... to his mad bitches. He had never met these bitches, but bought them offline on a p0rn website that said he would become the man if he purchased the mad hot bitches. When he found the bitches, he shit himself. The bitches were female dogz. if you read this whole paragraph, a fraction of your soul has been ripped out of you. UMAD? ˜´??

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Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

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An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

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Go away.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Funding a half worm in your apple because you just ate half of a worm!

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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What's black, white, and red all over? A murdered interracial couple.

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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Wumbo

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

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Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

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Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

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Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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