Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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C.U.M. on guys, gay jokes arent funny

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What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

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Your all fags

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Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

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A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

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How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

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man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

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A blonde girl is lying dead on the floor with a potato peeler in her hand, what killed her? Substance abuse and loneliness.

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Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

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What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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Guess what I did to the clown I hit it with an axe

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Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

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Wendy went for a walk every day in the forest. Why not today? She was shot yesterday

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Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

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If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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-How old are you, Dick? -I'm 30 centimeters old

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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