What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

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Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom.

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Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

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Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

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a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

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Whats 1+1? window!

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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What did the cow get for Christmas? A tree

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rabbits running in my bathroom!

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Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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Why couldn't Jimmy have his birthday party at the park? Because little Jimmy passed away several months ago from the result of a vicious genocide committed by a man who didn't properly understand the affect that maiming human beings has on the friends and family members of the person; he was sentenced to jail for a fair and reasonable time for the punishment of the crime he committed in the past.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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