Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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I know a black girl named beyonca.

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Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

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TOBUSCUS

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What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

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roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

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That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey..I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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