What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

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gay pom...

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What do you call a black man that goes to college? A student..

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Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

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Health food.

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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My phone rang. So I answered it.

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What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

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How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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A man calls 911 911: hello? Man: sorry wrong number.

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So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

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What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

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A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

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Q:Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: he isn't because 6 and 7 are both concepts that cannot have fear like a living being

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What do you do with a leg less dog? Take him for a drag.

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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