My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

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Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

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Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

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Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

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What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

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How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

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Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

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Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

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why was the kid crying? because he had to go to school GDS*

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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