Why did the chicken cross the road?

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

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A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

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are you gay does your mom know

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

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What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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what did the cat say to the monkey meow then he got hit by a car

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BIG PENIS

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Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

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roses are red violets are blue i done you mom a favor by making you...banana and rice don't worry it'll taste just nice

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What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

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Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

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Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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A bear woke up from his annual hibernation to find that his stomach is growling. "I sure am hungry." the sleepy bear said. So he found some berries, but spit them out. "These berries are far too bitter." the playful bear said. He then found some honey, however was soon bombarded with a swarm of bees. "That honey is good, but not that good." the jolly bear said. He then stumbled upon a cabin. "I wonder if there is any food in here..." the curteous bear wondered. The events that followed are now reffered to by the locals as the May 20th Massacre. While no witnesses survived, the police reports depict that the Martinez family, a young family of 7 enjoying their memorial day weekend in their New Hampshire cabin, was brutally slain by a blood-thirsty animal who tracked each of them throughout the house in a period of approximately 45 minutes.

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How do you please a black person? Shower him with love and affection.

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