"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

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What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

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Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

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School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

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What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

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what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

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How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

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William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

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three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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What is the difference between two little red cubes who are excactly the same in weight lengt colour etc. ??? One is actually a blue ball!

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

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Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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