Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

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Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

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An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

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Roses are red Dead bodies are blue You can't see me But I see you

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Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

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whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "I should've voted Democrat!"

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World Of Warcraft

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Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

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Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

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4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

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i told my parents that i was having friends come over my dad said great my mom said great so i said great

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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