Hey, Max!!

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Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

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What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

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What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

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i cant think of one.

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Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

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What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

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Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

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What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

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Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

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Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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I Stumbled this site and then read some antijokes, then I wrote a antijoke but I couldn't write a antijoke because their Terms of Service were down so then I lied to them saying I've read their Terms of Serivce and then I lied again, told them I were human, argued by saying "barnote plate" to them. They accepted.

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