when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

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Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

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Rob Bell

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i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

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Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

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how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

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Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

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After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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I dislike old people.

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A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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Why did the kid fail? He procrastinated.

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American healthcare.

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A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

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what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

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Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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