Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

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How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

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Waseem is a hard worker.

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what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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Hummer.

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two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

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A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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Three head lice are drinking beer on a scalp, then they are killed by a high strength medical shampoo.

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

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What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

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