A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios? A delicious and hearty breakfast that lowers cholesterol and is good for the heart

thumb_up thumb_down +231

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

It is so hard to write an antijoke.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

thumb_up thumb_down -48

What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Whats better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

thumb_up thumb_down -22

A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

thumb_up thumb_down +16

A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

thumb_up thumb_down -44

A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What will Postman Pat be called after he retires? Pat.

thumb_up thumb_down

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

thumb_up thumb_down

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops