why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

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What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

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roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

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What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

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Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

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I saw a poor man named rich

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Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

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What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walked into a bar and had a great time because all of them worship the same God. (Obs: The imam ordered only soft drinks)

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Which one is hardest?

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? They were my friends.

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I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

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What's the difference between a terrorist and Bill Gates? One founded a successful software company, and the other commits mass murder of civilians for political gain.

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

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How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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