guess what what that wasnt it

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Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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what do gay people eat?? food

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Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

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Religion

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

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What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

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Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

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What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

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Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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Womens rights

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

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What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

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What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

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What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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