See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

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Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

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Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

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Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

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what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

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Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

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Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

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Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

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Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

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why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

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How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

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KNOCK KNOCK WHOSE THERE? AVOCADO AVOCADO WHO AVOCADO COLD THAT'S A RETARD JOKE HAHAHAHAHA GOOD 1

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Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

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Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

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Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

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Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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