What happened when they asked Steve if he was feeling blue? He confessed and went to prison for a long time for molesting that poor dog.

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Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

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Knock Knock. Who's there *gun shot*

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why did the cow cross the road? n i g g e r

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

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A black person walks out of KFC

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it's goal was to get to the other side however unfortunately a giant gorilla picked up a car; threw it at a nearby building causing it to collapse; setting off a massive explosion causing all of the buildings on that side of the street to collapse. As the whole other side of the street was covered in rubble making it impossible for the chicken to get to the other side, so the chicken decided to turn around and go home.

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Jimmy comes home from school one day and goes to his mother. "Mommy, guess what?" "What?" "I had sex with my teacher today!" Naturally after hearing such news the mother gets appalled and tells her husband. "Well, that's my boy" he says "Now that your a man Jimmy we're going to go out and get some drinks tonight be ready in a half an hour." So they arrive at the local bar "Wait here son, you can sit down and save us a table and I'll go get the drinks ok?" "No dad I think I'll stand" "..why? What's the matter son?" "My butt hurts"

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How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

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When does the narwhal bacon? When the universe looses its realism to the point where every animals' meat is bacon at a certain time, and a person hunts a narwhal at the crack of dawn when there is a triple rainbow and the narwhal's DNA is combined with a pig's just long enough for the meat to be bacon when the person shoots it.

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Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

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So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

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Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

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What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig? A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" then one of the costumers calls the health inspector and he shuts the place down because its not sanitary to have dirty horses in bars.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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