A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

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there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

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What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

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Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

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Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

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Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

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What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

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If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

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Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

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why dont they make black forks

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Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

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Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

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How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

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What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

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whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

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Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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