A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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YOLO You only like Oreos

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How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

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What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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I always wanted to know what the future will hold in the decades to come... Until I realized the idiotness of my own thought for it is nigh impossible for us humans to see the future... Except... That the ancient Mayan civilization prophesized the end of the universe, which I did take into consideration as I slowly nibbled my way through the waffle cone till I had realized that I had reached the paper surrounding the cone and immediately spat it out for it leaves a fowl taste In my mouth, then continued eating my ice cream as I pondered the future and the anti-climatic ending of this anti-joke.

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Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

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Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

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What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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