Well, its Eliza again, sorry to bother you Nero, I always thought you where good looking but I know that when it comes to you its not about the looks, you are far more than meets the eye. Neo-Nero was the guy we met at a certain meeting, the arrogant guy with the big forehead whose arms where shaking remember? I wont reveal more for his sake, he did not mean bad, he was just angry like the rest of us and felt responsible, again like many of us. So when can we meet you? I assume you wont be arriving soon, but Id really apreciate seeing you again, and considering neither I nor my parents (I asked them) have the money to come visit you, id appreciate a loan or something.

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What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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uas;ugbasrG "khVESGF;OQWAEFH;OASEHFO;SAEFUASUusa;uefSOEHFSOEHDF;oasehf;oasehf;uoashvo;uasfo'H EF;owefhoaw;sefoasjefpiwaejf MINTY FRESGH

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What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

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-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

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Whats black and red inside? A black guy

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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Why didn't the woman believe in God? Her own personal beliefs.

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What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

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what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

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A man went skydiving and tragically died.

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

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What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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