what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

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Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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YOUIR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO PLASTIC SURGERY TO BETTER HER APPEARENCE

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Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

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What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

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What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

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Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

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Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

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you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

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What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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Why did the car drink Slurpies? I don't know. Why? Doorknob. Carl was unsure on what his friend, Frank meant when he told his joke, but then again who IS sure? Frank is the only one who truly knows what happened that day on August 13th 2010 when his mother came over for a surprise visit to her son's house just as Frank was heading out the door about to get in his truck and buy groceries, unaware that his mother was standing outside and bending over to ring the door bell not to expect Frank opening the door with his quick and violent actions thus hitting his mother in the face as the door swung open. Frank hadn't known his mother was at his house nor even remembered him but there she was, past out bleeding to death on his front lawn. It was Frank's fault that day, when his mother past away and reason why Frank hides his anger through his jokes. If only he hadn't opened that door he tells himself every night. Now he's cursed himself with his odd humour of using doorknobs as punchlines to hide his grief of his loss. And with that, Carl replies; Ummm.... I don't get it.

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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A man knocks on a wooden door. A woman says who is it?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

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equality for women

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I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

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So an asian man gets into a car... and drives home on the highway driving at the approximate speed of the designated speed limit while exhibiting safe driving maneuvers. He arrives home to his wife and kids and sits down for a nice dinner while having a engaging conversation about the political future of the United States and his favorite football team.

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honest politician

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