What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

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You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

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The WNBA.

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Whats the difference between and ? Blue custard

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

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What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

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I'm a poet and I just didn't realise

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Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

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What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

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who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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what do u get when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant a genetically disformed animal comes out who dies shortly after

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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