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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

mom:why oh why are you such an idiotic nuisance? bobby:THATS HOW YOU WANTED ME BORN!!REMEMBER?you asked the doctor to put something in me to make me so stupid i wouldnt remember WHO gave birth to me!!

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

Two ducks are sitting in the bathtub. One asks, "Hey, can you please pass the soap?" The other responds, "Sure, if you pass the typewriter."

Q.Why did the black man go to college? A. What does his race have to do with anything?

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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