School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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why did the boy die because he got ran over by a tractor

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Y u do dis?

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i have read and agree to the terms of service

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What is the saddest part of a Jew's life? The fact that every single day the world turns more and more 'jokingly' anti-semetic until the point that the Jewish people have become so overwhelmed by depression that they begin committing suicide until the point of Jewish extinction.

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What do you call something with no legs or arms swimming in the lake? A fish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy are stranded in the middle of a desert. After many days of not finding food, water, or shelter they contemplate cannibalism to survive, but can't decide who to eat. The mexican dies first for an unrelated reason

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Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

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What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

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Q: Why isn't Michael Jordan able to jump into space with only 1 leap? A: If that were possible, the supposedly absolute laws of physics would've been irreversibly violated to the full extent that the future of science would be in trouble and the future of some already mentally-unstable people would've been deeply jeopardized to a state that they couldn't naturally recover from.

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your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Plenty of things but you already knew that.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen. You are going to go to jail.

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A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

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Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? nothing he ain't already told her twice....

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Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

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What happened when you heard this joke? You didn't laugh.

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Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

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Why was the alpaca sad He just got raped

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no one walks in to a bar bar tender: shit!

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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