Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

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What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

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why did the black man get kicked out of the hospital? nothing was wrong with him.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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what did the Hispanic man say to the black man? hello

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Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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Two ducks are sitting in the bathtub. One asks, "Hey, can you please pass the soap?" The other responds, "Sure, if you pass the typewriter."

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what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

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What did the dog say to the house? Roof

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Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

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2 guys walk into a bar, a third guy carefully ducks under it

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

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alcoholism kills

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What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Black berries.

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wanna hear a joke? no.

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