Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

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What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

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What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are eating lunch on a bridge. The Mexican drops his taco off the side of the bridge and the Italian and American were kind enough to share some of their lunch with the Mexican making it a successful picnic. Their ethnicity was not relevent at all.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

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welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

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i cant STAND cripple jokes

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What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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