A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

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Is that a baby in your carriage or are you just happ..... WTF. WHERES ITS EYES!? **purges**

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A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

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What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

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What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

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What's red ad spins in circles? A baby with it's head nailed to the ground.

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What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

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What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

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How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

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What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

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Where does someone who has lost his arm, has a bleeding head, is mentally ill, has strep throat, and lung cancer go? Too late, they died.

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Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

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Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

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What did the chicken say to the butcher? Moo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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