How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

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What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

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how black is a black man? pretty black.

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what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

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Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

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Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

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What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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People eat. Thats because we poop. No its the other way around. Sloppy Joes. Thats what my poop looks like. Oh no im eating poop in between two buns!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

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