Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

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What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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Double-whammy

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

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A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

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Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly 10 consecutive times in the head with a knife.

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ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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tim tebow is a grat quarterback

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A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

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roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

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Racial Equality

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