One night I went to this pub, they had a big jar full of $10 notes in top of the bar. I asked the bar tender what was that jar for and he told me that they have a donkey around back and if you make it laugh you win the jar. So i went around the back and i come back around 5 mins later and the donkey was laughing its head off. So i grabbed the jar and told the boys lets hit the clubs.Two weeks later i went to the same pub and they had another jar with $10 notesso i asked the bar tender what that jar was for and he goes to me "that donkey has been laughing ever since you left, now we want the donkey to cry" So I asked for a go and went around the back and when i come back the donkey was crying. as i went to go grab my jar but the bar tender stops and asks me how i did it. the first time i came i told the donkey i had a bigger dick then him.. the 2nd time i showed him.

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(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

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God is the English name given to a singular being in theistic and deistic religions who is either the sole deity in monotheism, or a single deity in polytheism. He (I use the term 'He' as it is the most common conception) is said to be omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent, and omnibenevolent. I highly doubt he will give you lemons.

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hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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That didn't hurt.

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Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

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Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar... They then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, harmony and understanding between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, they truly can coexist, and decide to pursue peace among one another and the rest of society.

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

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What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

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how do you have a great time in a college town you don't

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Knock Knock Who's There Alex, Now open the door, please. Oh Ok.

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The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

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26.5% of Americans are obese.

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Why did Captain Hook die? He wiped.

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what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

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Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

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Penis.

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