what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

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What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was peckish.

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What is 2+2? 4!

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

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black people are white when i use night gogles

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Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

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A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

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Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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A duck walks into a pharmacy and says to the man behind the counter, "Do you have any ointment? my beak is very chapped" the man replies "we have nothing for ducks here."

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Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

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Your momma is so fat that she is on a diet and exercises regularly.

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What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

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A dog walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "What can I get for you?" The dog replies "1 beer please." shocked at the dogs English the bartender sprints out of the bar in terror

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You know what is not cool? Fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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