A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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What's yellow, long, hard, and moves up and down? A banana in an elevator...

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I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

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Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

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Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

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What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

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What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

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Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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knock knock who's there aids

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Why did the blonde make pasta even though she had a gluten allergy? She had some Italian friends coming over. Also she bought some gluten-free pasta and sauce so she wouldn't need to be hospitalized.

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roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

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Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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