What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

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What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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A black man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. The bartender asks "Where did you get that?" The monkey replies "Africa, there are thousands of them."

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

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liam buchan is gay !

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what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

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A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

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why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

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did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

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Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

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Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

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What is the meaning of life? Definitions of life on the Web: a characteristic state or mode of living; "social life"; "city life"; "real life" the experience of being alive; the course of human events and activities; "he could no longer cope with the complexities of life" the course of existence of an individual; the actions and events that occur in living; "he hoped for a new life in Australia"; "he wanted to live his own life without interference from others" animation: the condition of living or the state of being alive; "while there's life there's hope"; "life depends on many chemical and physical processes" the period during which something is functional (as between birth and death); "the battery had a short life"; "he lived a long and happy life" the period between birth and the present time; "I have known him all his life" the period from the present until death; "he appointed himself emperor for life" a living person; "his heroism saved a life" liveliness: animation and energy in action or expression; "it was a heavy play and the actors tried in vain to give life to it" living things collectively; "the oceans are teeming with life" the organic phenomenon that distinguishes living organisms from nonliving ones; "there is no life on the moon" biography: an account of the series of events making up a person's life a motive for living; "pottery was his life" life sentence: a prison term lasting as long as the prisoner lives; "he got life for killing the guard"

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Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

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my mom died because she was morbidly obese

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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