your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

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your momma's so stupid she shot herself

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That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

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This sentence is a lie.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

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Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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You're so ugly, When you look in the mirror it displays you're reflection because that is what mirrors do

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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