Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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where is the world?

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

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an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

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womens rights.

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Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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don't look behind you

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There's a black guy and a white guy standing in a bar, surprisingly the black guy doesn't die. This isn't a racist joke.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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