Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

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QUIT PUSHING DAD GUMMIT!!!

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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Your mamas so fat. She fat.

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11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

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Do you work at subway? Because I often enjoy eating there and i think the food is pretty good. I do not however eat there everyday because i might get overweight and get a eating disorder.

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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XD Jackass.

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If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

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they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

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What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

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