What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

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Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

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Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

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A one legged long jumper missed the world record by one foot.

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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

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What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

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Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

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What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

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Cripples are lame.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

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knock knock. whos there? ............... stupid kids

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How old are you? 20

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On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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the game

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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