- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

A fat man on a moped

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

What do men and women have in common? They're both respected members of society, besides women.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Kefka > Sephiroth

A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

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