Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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chinga tue madre Ryan

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What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

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Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

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What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

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What happened to the lady with cancer?? She got shot!!

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Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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HEY are you aware of how tired your suitcase is? Sorry, I rest my case.

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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Why did the little girl die Because she was kidnapped by a rapist, and defiled repeatedly, and then to get a ransom from her family the kidnapper slowly pulled out her fingernails and toenails, and sent them to the family the same thing happened with her fingers, toes, hands, feet, arms, legs, teeth, tounge, hair, and eyes, then she died of blood loss after nearly 2 months of torture.

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

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What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

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Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

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How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

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How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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