chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

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roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

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i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

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Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

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What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

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How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

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YO FACE

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What do you do when life hands you lemons? Go home, look for the ingredients on which to make proper, delicious lemonade. Afterward, I would go in the front yard, make a stand, then make a sign that says $1.00 lemonade. Then you know make millions on your master-mind plan that no one else ever thought of.

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how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

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A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

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Why did the chicken cross the street? He wanted to make breakfast

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

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Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

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Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

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what do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? An horse

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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