What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

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Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

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roses are red violets are blue everyone is stupid how about you? -I'm not Im black

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

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a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

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Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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Dad: "Happy birthday, son! Let's go get a beer." Timmy: "But dad, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year has gone by and how little we've grown. No matter how desperate we are, we hope that someday a better self will emerge, with each flicker of the candles on the cake, we know it's not to be, that for the rest of our sad, wretched pathetic lives, this is who we are to the bitter end. Inevitably, irrevocably; happy birthday? No such thing.” Timmy's mom had just died of cancer a few days ago. A friend walks in the door, not knowing Timmy's mom died just a few short days before his birthday. He screams, "Happy birthday!" TImmy: "Damn. I'm not going through this again."

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Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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