how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

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Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

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what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

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why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

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Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

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Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

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Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

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What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

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Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

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