captcha: all yer base

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

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What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

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Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

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why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

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what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

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"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

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What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

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Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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Iggy Azalea

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

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A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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