I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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Why does the chicken cross the road? 4

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

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why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

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A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

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Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

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why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

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I forgot what came after: Roses are Red Violets are Blue Too much anti jokes

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The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doug I'm sorry Doug, I cannot answer the door, as I am a parrot well trained in English. But am locked in a cage.

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Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

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What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

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Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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