Q: What did the littl boy with cancer get for christmas? A: Nothing, he didnt make it that far.

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

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what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

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What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

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What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

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A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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Two people walk into Israel. The first is shot on the spot. The second screams "I only have two pennies in my pocket!" Immediately he is raped by five Jews.

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How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

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A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

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Gustavo Andrade

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Why are black people more athletic than whites? Black people originate from Africa, where they lived in a world where athletic ability created natural selection. The most athletic were able to escape dangers of the jungle such as dangerous animals, and were also most apt to find food to survive. Then when the slave trade occured, only the strongest and best fit survived the trip to America and the hard labor. Also, given the socio-economic trends of the United States, African Americans are more likely to grow up in an environment where they have limited opportunity to make a living, besides professional sports, so they play cheap sports like basketball.

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Bryson got a concussion...he died

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Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

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Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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