Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

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A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

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what did the Hispanic man say to the black man? hello

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

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how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

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Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

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what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

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Why are the inside of a black guys hands white? Because he has worked really hard for his whole life.

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

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Yo mama is so fat, when she went for a swim at the beach, she had a GREAT time.

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A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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What do you call when you see a man murder 8 black guys? The police.

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Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

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Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

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Whats worse than a fly in your soup? The Holocaust.

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Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

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b r o k e n k e y b o a r d ! ! p l e a s e h e l p ! ! ! ! !

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What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

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Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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Anti Joke

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