You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

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What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

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brandon ya twwat

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My peni s

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When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

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What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

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What's red, white, and blue? light purple

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

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Fat people.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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Two fish are in a tank. One asks the other, "How do you drive this thing?"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

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What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

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This is a joke.

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What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

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What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

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If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

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who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

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why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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