A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

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Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE YOUR MOMA CAUSE SHE STINKS OF POO :) BY VICKY CASSIDY, RENATA SZABO, ELLA AND HEIDI MCMILLAN

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How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

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Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

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Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

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Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

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What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

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lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

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Hello penis

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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Anti Joke

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