What happened when 7 8 9? Six was afraid! HAHAHaha....ha.... wait, no. I told that wrong....

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What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

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Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

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Q: Whats the difference between a guitar and a piece of ham? A: You can eat a piece of ham.

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What's winnie the pooh's middle name? the

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black people

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

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a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

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Justin Bieber

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What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

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Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

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So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

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What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To find some grain.

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how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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