How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

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What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

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Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

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Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

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Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

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What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

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How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

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A seal walks into a club.

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A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

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Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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Whats the difference in car and a bicycle? One has an engine and drivetrain designed to run on gas and the other is powered by your output of work

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

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what do trees like to drink? r o o t b e a r

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Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

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i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Unless it's muscular dystrophy.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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