Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why'd the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey Why'd the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure Why'd the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? his girlfriend broke up with him so he commited suicide Why'd the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? cuz it was a dumbass

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There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What kind of society have we created that a chicken can't even cross a road without his motives being questioned?

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

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What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

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Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

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Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

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That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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There was a Mexican, a Chinese, and an American on a plane. The Mexican threw down a sack of beans, the Chinese threw down a sack of rice, and the American threw down a bomb. The plane landed. When the three passengers stepped out of the plane, they were hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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