A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

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Women's rights

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There was this cat, and he was walking down this long road, knowing a dog lived on 45 lake avenue. So the cat was very careful while walking by that house so the dog and his diqqas wouldnt chase the cat, named pat. So like a rogue in the arathi basen lodge, he made his way over the stone wall and ran as quickly as he could through the muddy path of dirt. This cat was also swagged out of control, so he had mad bitches. That is where Pat was heading....... to his mad bitches. He had never met these bitches, but bought them offline on a p0rn website that said he would become the man if he purchased the mad hot bitches. When he found the bitches, he shit himself. The bitches were female dogz. if you read this whole paragraph, a fraction of your soul has been ripped out of you. UMAD? ˜´??

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So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

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What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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Female Athletics

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

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Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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This is a story of Bobbie He was fat so he got bullied at school he did not have any friends. He ate a lot and watched the television. He was called names such as big, fat, an idiot, clumsy. But he begun to realise that if he was smart, he could become rich. So he studied hard and hard, but he did not become better at it. So he thought I want to succeed in sports, so he began exercising and was on a strict diet, but nothing changed. He was still fat and unfit. Then one day he knew that he couldn't succeed. So he asked God, what is the purpose of me living, why can't I have something, maybe a talent. God replied I'm sorry but I can't give you a talent. You have to figure it out by yourself. Then Bobbie knew what his talent was. So the following morning Bobbie went to www.anti-joke.com and began writing jokes. Octopus. Bye

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Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

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What do you call a blonde on anti-joke? Fairly paranoid because of the typical blonde stereotype.

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

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Bloody kids ...

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Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

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What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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