why so serious? because your too serious.

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what did the kid say when he could not find his shoe? wheres my shoe?

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i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

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What did death say to life? Go die

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What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

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Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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Bacon is delcious.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Except it's not usually a rectangular or love heart shaped... nor does it contain small expensive assorted candy... life may not also contain nuts... or be devoured by our fellow human... Life is not like a box of chocolates

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what did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing because they were both baked at 500 degrees and died

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How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

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Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

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knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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