So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

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Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

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Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

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A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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Microwave

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

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Get off my porch.

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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a black guy hates chicken.

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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