Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? a bike

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What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

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Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

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What is the difference between 10 dead babies and a 1,000,000 dollar car I don't have a 1,000,00 dollar car

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What will you never see? A white guy that camp jump.

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

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What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

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What's worse then the Boston bombing? The Texas bombing, considering Texas is a much bigger region then Boston.

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How do you kill a blonde? Pull the pin and throw it back...then proceed to paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

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What's big, grey and can't climb trees? A carpark.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

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Batman vs Superman the movie spoilers: Batman and Superman argue over how to handle some alien invaders, Batman wants to kill em, Superman believes he can save em. In the end they work together and save everybody. Moral: I hope they change the script, ever noticed how every hero vs hero themed movie/cartoon, ends up with them allying at the end? If ya do not believe me, just wait for the movie to come out.

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Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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