Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

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You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

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Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

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What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

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What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

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A storm be brewin!

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Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

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whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

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Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

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What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

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Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

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1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

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Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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Anti Joke

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