A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

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A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

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What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

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I can't think of a joke.

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When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

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- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

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whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

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Good question, probably because I cannot get enough focus to "put a spell" on anyone because of my allergy, I use "autocast" for the rest. "Put a spell" I have not heard that since I was 14, that's really oldschool, and kinda geeky, back then it was code talk... Which is also geeky unless it actually serves a good purpose. AAAND... I served my mandatory time in the army as a minesweeper, we got attacked by fucking allies because of a... Yeah, I killed, people on our same team, still bad people, they offed about everybody else until I showed up, long story short, yeah I offed four of them, but that's like ten years ago.. My turn, you really got a crush on me dont you?

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How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

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What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

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Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have an optical disorder

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

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