- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

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- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a doorstep? A: Matt.

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Yo momma is so fat that we are incredibly concerned for her health.

I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

A one legged long jumper missed the world record by one foot.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

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