why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

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What is green and looks like a blue car? A Green car

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

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A guy decides to bring his new blonde girlfriend to a football game. After the game is over, he asks her if she liked the game. She replies: "Oh it was great, I loved watching those men in tight clothes, but there is one thing I don't understand." "What did you not understand?" And the blonde says: "Well, at the begginning of the game, both teams flipped a quarter to see who would kick off first. Then the rest of the game everybody was yelling get the quarter back, get the quarter back, get the quarter back. So I thought to myself, gosh it's just a quarter!"

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If your falling up a ladder and your canoe runs out of gas, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog houes? A. George Washington B. India C. Blue Answer: False

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

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What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

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If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

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what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

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What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? - I dont know man, but you're adopted.

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What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

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scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

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what sucks? things that suck

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