What's green and has wheels? Weed. I lied about the wheels.

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

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When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

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A whole 'nother.

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Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

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Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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A man comes home from the office, walks inside and hangs up his coat and hat at the door. He walks into the kitchen to find his wife has not made dinner instead she is drinking with friends, she tells him that she would have made dinner but she didnt want to. Furious, the man storms to the door, grabs his coat and leaves... He gets in his car and drives down to the pub. Sitting there drinking his beer, trying to calm down he finds a peice of paper tucked into his coat pocket, he unfolds it and reads it. It turns out to be a memo he wrote to remind himself at work that day.

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

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whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

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What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

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Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

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Students, please find the surface integral.

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Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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