What's 9+10=? 19

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

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A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

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Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

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Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

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I ponder

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Pretty much everything, the killing of 6 million people was a horrible part of our world's history, and is no laughing matter.

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I have aids

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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The Labour Party.

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Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

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color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

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What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

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A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

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What do you call a hobo that lives a in a box. A hobo

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What dosent kill you only makes you injured

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Four guys are on an airplane. The plane lands safely and the four guys return to their families.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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