Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

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Steve Jobs.

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What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

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Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

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What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

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Anti Joke

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