one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

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What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

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A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

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what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

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Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

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What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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Priority parking for hybrid cars

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What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

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What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

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Why is a building called a building when it's already been built? My pinky is pink and my liver helps me live.

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Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

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what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

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Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

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Anti Joke

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