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Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

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a man walked out of church and said F***!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

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So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

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The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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Patriarchy.

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What's green and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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What did the guy say to the mushroom?

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

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