What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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Womens basketball

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What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

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what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

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Women's rights.

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

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What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

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I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

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how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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Potato!

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guess what chicken butt

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If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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