What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

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What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

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"Knock knock." "No."

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

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Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

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What do a black man and an elephant have in common? They are both multi-cellular organisms, they both belong to the kingdom Animalia, the phylum Chordata, and the class Mammalia, they both possess vertebrae, they both move through legged locomotion, they both possess knee joints and they both possess the capacity for altruistic behavior.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

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There's my tractor.

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Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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