Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

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Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

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What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

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"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "I'm your dog. Please stop having sex with me on Chatubate."

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Youre mom is so dead...

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

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What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

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What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

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How many people can you fit in an oven? A: I Don't know ask a holocaust survivor.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

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I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

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Some potential names for Justin Beiber's next album: Headache Wailing and Screaming Eardrum Rapist Anger Half Price Indescribable Out of Print April Fools The Sounds of Hell Torture Ear Basher

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Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

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