yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

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one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

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So there are 2 ninjas in a dojo, The first ninja turns to the second ninja, and says something in Japanese

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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Thomas the Tank Engine could see Express up ahead on the tracks! His driver shut off steam and applied his brakes. Ahead of him Gordon groaned "Ohhhhh stop your train! Stop your train! His driver and fireman jumped out quickly. Thomas tried his very hardest and eventually found himself slowing down. But there wasn't enough time and Thomas smashed right into the express. Seven people were killed and Thomas himself was smashed to pieces.

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

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Why is Scientology the Fastest Growing Religion of 21st Century? It isn't, its a cult.

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your mom gave me head.....phones

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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If u swipe fast u will see fish swimming -////--/// //-///--// --//--/// ---/////- -/////--/ ////---// ---///--- ---////-- --////--- //--///-// -//----/// -/-///-/// -/-/-/-/-/ -////-///// -/-/-/-/// -///------ ---------- --///-///-/ -////-//--- -/-/--/--- -/-/-////// ---------- --------- I will call ur doctor to tell him u are retarded

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

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It's all Taggart

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why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

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what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

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How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

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Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

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A rabbi walks into a bar, in traditional Jewish garb. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Sorry, you'll have to leave". The Jewish gentleman says "Why, don't you serve Jews in here?". The bartender replies "Of course we do, but we just found asbestos in the walls and we're closing for remodeling." The rabbi politely apologizes for making misplaced assumptions about the bartender's place of business.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

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