How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

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What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

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How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

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2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

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What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? A cripple.

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Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

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I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

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Women's rights.

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What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

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How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

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what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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