what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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How many fingers am i holding up? 4

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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Akshaytiger World

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

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If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

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'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

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I just found out i have cancer.

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Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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What do you call a black guy that has a big white coat, an assortment of knives and a couple of women working for him? A doctor

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

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What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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