What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park.

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How many fingers does Charlie Sheen have? 8. and 2 thumbs. just like most everybody else.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

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How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

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A blonde woman with her son are in walmart , as they approach the food and beverage section , they see a mexican man looking at the eggs. The man asks for help from the blonde woman about egg quality. She says ABD Eggs are the best so the mexican guy chooses that. Upon leaving the little boy points to the mexicans guys hat and shouts "ALIENS !" the mother gets really embarassed and shouts at her son for his behaviour and says it is not right. The mum gets relieved that she say that the mexican guy could not hear since he was listening to music. Upon the way out the mum spots a purplish liquid dripping out of the mexican guys hair. She asks him and he replies "Its the hair gel". The blonde and son nods and continues on their lives. - AK

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What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender, upon seeing him, asks him to leave. The black man is enraged by the blatant racism shown by this man, and proceeds to punch the bartender repeatedly. After 5 minutes of non-stop punching the man stops, looks at his victim, and is filled with remorse. He is dead. Upon looking around, the black man notices scaffolding and building equipment scattered around the room. He falls to the ground as he realizes the bar is still under construction, and unable to serve customers this early in development. The bartender was simply asking the man to leave for his own safety.

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

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