- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a Jewish police officer? It depends on if you are Mel Gibson or not.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

if i could change the alphabet, i wouldn't its perfectly fine the way it is.

What's blue? The sky.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

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Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

An atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said "god bless you". He thanked them and continued on with his normal day because it wasn't really that big of a deal to him.

if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

What's red and hurts you? A brick.

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