how long has dibey got left like :)

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A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

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Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

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Find the b dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

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What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

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Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

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There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

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Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

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What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

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Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

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Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

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A women go hit by a car, what everyone woners though, how did the car get in between the bedroom and the kitchen?

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Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

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How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

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how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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WNBA

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old mcdonald had a farm had..... he now lives in the city

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