Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

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Why was the accountant sad? He just watched his wife have consensual sex with another man.

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How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

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How do you make a doctor upset? Teabag his dying mother

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Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

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Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

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An astronaut walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After waiting for about 1 and a half minutes he receives his beer. The bartender says it was 3 dollars. The astronaut checks his wallet and finds no money so he pays with credit card. The bartender swipes his credit card but the card doesn't work. So the astronaut takes out his debit card. When the bartender swipes the debit card it worked. In relief the astronaut looks at the bartender and says "Thank you" and then goes home.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

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Amazing

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What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

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A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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This winter: "The seal is broken, as the spirits of hell go across the world, I can help you find them Clint! But only you can prevent them from killing your family!" "I will do whatever I must!" "Be careful, you can only see them with medication sample X, and destroy them with the super addictive Meladocs 5" "HOW DO I KILL THEM! I CANNOT HANDLE MORE MELADOCS 5! ITS ADDICTIVE AS HELL!" "Only you can save us Clint, only you can do this until their world malfunctions saving us all, but killing you in the process!" "I WILL... I CAN!... UGH... HOW MUCH LONGEEEEEEEEEEEEER!" THE PACKMAN: THE MOVIE.

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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