How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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i have yougurt mit traktor

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Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

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Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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why did the chicken jump down the nest after laying eggs without flying? Because there was no ladder!

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If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, you are both very poor.

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Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

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What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

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Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

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A Muslim blows up a bar

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

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