What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

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When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

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Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

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A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

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Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

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What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

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How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

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Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

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Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: One leg is both the same.

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There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

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Hi what I lug you

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings,whats worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust?.. 3 bee stings

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Poo LOL

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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