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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

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Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

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The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

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Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

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how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

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Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

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Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

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How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

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How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

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Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

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You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

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Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

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