why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

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What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

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Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

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i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

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A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

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Women's rights

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

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Three construction workers are high up on a building when they decide to take their lunch break there. The three open their respective lunches, converse pleasantly, and enjoy the fine weather.

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Rebecca Black

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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Q: How many dwarfs does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1 or 2. One to change the light bulb and maybe another one to guards the staircase for the safety of the first one when the ceiling is too high (Wich happens almost every time because they are dwarfs.)

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

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Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Why do girls like Justin beiber Because he can sing good

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what did the angry asian man do after chrashing his car? He died later in the hospital that night from a combination of severe head trauma, internal bleeding, and various fractures.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

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Anti Joke

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