A white man, a black man, an Asian man, a Mexican man, a subasian man, an Austrailian man, and a Canadian white man. That's it.

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-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

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hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

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So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

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Illumati Confirmed

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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What did Jesus say to his disciples at the Last Supper? Go to Hell.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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What's better than a pile of dead babies? Anything.

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Female Athletics

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

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Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

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Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

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What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

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im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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