WTF BOOOOOM

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How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

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How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

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What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

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A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

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Women's rights

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Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

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Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

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What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

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"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

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Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

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NASCAR

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Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

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Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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