How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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What's the difference between a raccoon and a bear? One's a raccoon, the other's a bear.

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I just threw up..In my pants.

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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42, that is all

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

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Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

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Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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Man 1: Is your refrigerator running? Man 2: Nope, broke last week.

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why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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