What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

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I like your hair

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Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

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Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

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A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why do migets laught when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes. What would you like to order?"

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know whats funnier than 24? 25.

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A homeless man walks into a house He is invited to a lovely lunch and then beaten to death

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A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

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Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

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How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

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EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

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How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant? While the term "Mexican" encompasses a wide range of individuals and individual predilections, the most common cibarious preference would likely be a food that is reminiscent of his or her homeland; that is, what we refer to as Mexican food. An authentic nearby joint sporting such provisions would likely be the most common preference, but, as this description can only be traced on the local scale, a specific restaurant that covers a wider range of locations would be a more appropriate answer. Among the top choices are Taco Time and Taco Del Mar.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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