Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? wheres my farmer?

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What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

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What is Jason? Black.

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did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

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A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

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knock knock who's there me i kill you

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monkey sponge

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Why did Jimmy cross the road? Because a chicken was about to cross the road, and he wanted to be kind and help the old 72-aged chicken get across the road. Because Jimmy had a grandfather that passed away because he was too old and nobody helped him cross the road. Jimmy is haunted by that memory and doesn't want that to happen to anyone else. Especially a chicken.... Also there were no cars and his best friend chicken was on the other side waiting for him.

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Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What do you call a black priest? Father

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why is pie good. because it just is.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

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What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

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I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

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Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

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according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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