There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, Im very sorry.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

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One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

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Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

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Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

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Never bring a knife to a sword fight Bring A GIANT FREAKING HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

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Why are pills white? Cause they work.

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why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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Why is the sky blue? The sun reflects off the water molecules in all bodies of water

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Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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Gretta has five legs? -no

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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