so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

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Three men of different ethnic and socio-economic upbringings enter a pub. A strange situation befalls them or a question is posed. The first two respond in turn, in manners typical of their profession or educational background. The third, however, either draws on his specific expertise and responds so as to outwit the others, or makes an egregious and pun-filled blunder, leaving himself open to mockery by his peers.

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms, legs, and an eyepatch A: Names

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Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

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Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

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What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

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What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

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A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

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why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

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Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

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sweaty black guy

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Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

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A man is at the dentists. The dentists says, "Oh my, your teeth are terrible!" The man says, "Yes I know. I am addicted to Meth".

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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