Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock

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Balboa. Watch as Apollo Creed`s nephews son is trained by Rocky Balboa`s grandson`s neighbor to participate in the new highschool musical will they win this years golden plate? Spoiler: No they did well but lost to Clubber Lang`s and Ivan Drago`s gay sons adopted lovechild`s ballet number. But people kept cheering "BALBOA BALBOA BALBOA!" As Rocky Balboa`s grandson kept yelling "ADRIAAN, ADRIAAAAAAN!" while a picture of Rocky`s grandchild is shown in the background together with the American flag. Moral: This script may or might not have been made for a quick cash in, anyway, its coming out the next radioactive winter 2705.

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BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

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Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

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Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

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Knock Knock Whos there? It's me Ben. You just told me to come over. We are going jogging aren' we? Oh ya, sorry. I forgot the time. Is it cold out? Ya, it is pretty cold. You should bring a jacket. Ok, let me go get my jacket. Alright, can u grab me a water please? Ya sure. Thankyou.

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What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

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President Donald Trump

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How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

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What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

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What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

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