Your friend is so gay, he has consensual sex with other men. and enjoys it.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

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A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

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What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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Why was the alpaca sad He just got raped

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While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

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why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

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where do some birds live in? Earth

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Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

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Throughout her entire pregnancy Sheniqua smoked, drank, and did many narcotic drugs such as heroin and cocaine. Why did she lose her baby before coming to term? Because I strangled her to death for being black.

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What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

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what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

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3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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