Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

wanna here a good joke? me too.

Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

Get on the boat.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

Knock Knock Who's there? *silence* Silence Who?

What do you call an arab terrorist with a bomb on his back in the middle of an airport? Don't even worry. You will never be able to pronounce his name.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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