-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

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why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

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What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

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How do Mexicans have sex? They get in bed, and the man puts his dick in his partner's vagina.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Three nudists, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. No one finds it particuarly odd because the three are conscientious and wear appropriate clothing in public places.

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Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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this website even though its hilarious.

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whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

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Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

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What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

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"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

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What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

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What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

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whats the difference between a battery and a charger

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Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

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Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

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