- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

A baby seal walks into a club...

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

Your a christain on a lovely vacation with your family a querr waalks by. What do you do? you push the queer of the edge.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

A baby seal walks into a club.

-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

One day a man was out fishing in the lake. Suddenly, there was a huge fish pulling his fishing pole so hard it almost broke. Luckily, he managed to pull the fish into his boat. It was the biggest fish he had ever caught and he brought it home for his family to see. They were all very proud.

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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