Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

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Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

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oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

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Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

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Your mom's so fat, I tried to rape her but couldn't find her p**** and gave up. Instead I decided to take her out to dinner. We enjoyed a lovely meal and I spent the rest of the night trimming her fat with a vegetable peeler while she screamed and bled all over the floor.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Do you know what my favorite rhetorical question is?

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

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if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

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