what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

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I drive in driveways. I recite in recitals. I play in plays. I park on parkways. My greenhouse is green. And my boxing ring is round. Why does everyone think I'm weird??

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chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

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A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

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World Peace

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identical jokes get different votes.

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

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Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

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Bannana man do do do do do ect.

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How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

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What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

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Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

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There were two friends, a girl and a boy. The girl had a ribbon tied to her neck, and every day the boy asked her why, yet she'd never tell him. They grew up together, and fell in love and still, she wouldn't tell him why she had the ribbon on her neck. They got married, and grew old, and still she wouldn't tell him. But one day, she said to him 'I'll show you why I keep this on my neck' and she took it off and her head fell off.

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A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

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Whose your daddy? Not me

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Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

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