There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

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Q: What do you call a white sheet on the floor? A: A ghost costume, dirty laundry, or carpet are all perfectly adequate answers.

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What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

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What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

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"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

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What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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