kiss me?

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

Watch your lips.

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

Bob Saget that is all

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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