a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 one years old to be in a bar.

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What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

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What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

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I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

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who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

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Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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roses are red, violets are violet

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A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

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I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

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What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

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My name is Will I am a real homosexual

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chinga tue madre Ryan

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