What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

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Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

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ur an fagit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Earlier that morning the farmers daughter had inadvertently left the gate to the yard open as she was preoccupied by her worry over a maths test set for that day. She hadn't studied for the test as she was still deeply distressed over her fathers recent heart attack. This, coupled with the added burden of household chores now delegated to her because her mother was out trying to get the west field prepared for sowing, had made her quite forgetful and distracted of late. Whilst several chickens escaped, only one strayed so far that it actually encountered the road facing the farm. After crossing the road and gorging itself in a soybean crop, the chicken was struck by a furniture removers van as it attempted to make its way home. Several hours later the dead chicken was spotted by a Community Mental Health Worker who was doing his bi-weekly rural clinic run. The chicken, being a bantam caught the eye of the Mental Health worker, who was a keen trout fisherman. "Cool" thought the mental health worker- "those feathers will make for excellent trout flies". He stopped and plucked a handful of the most iridescent blue, green and orange feathers and placed them in an envelope. He rolled himself a cigarette, sat on the trunk of his car and admired the clouds. "God, I love this job", he muttered to no one in particular.

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what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

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pineapples

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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Three children had stumbled upon a magic slide. There was a sign on the slide stating that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "JELLY" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of jelly when he reached the bottom of the slide. The next child, so excited to go down the slide began sliding down. She shouted out "LOLLIES" and sure enough she landed in a large pool of sweets and chocolates at the bottom of the slide. Finally, the youngest girl in the group mounted the slide. As she was going down she was enjoying the slide so much that she shouted "POOS POOS" forgetting the rule of the magic slide and finally landing in a large pool of excrement.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Doorknob.?/111111!!!!hrfuasdyfgasdkhfgawihbrtpaeyrgfai;yegf;gtf L Like or I will killl you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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Roses are red Voilets are blue I have a gun Get in the Van

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

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Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

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Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

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Anti Joke

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