Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Guy 1: Ask me if I have a banana in my ear. Guy 2: Do you have a banana in your ear? Guy 1: Sorry I can't hear you I have a banana in my ear

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

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Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

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Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care what a chicken thinks?

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If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DONT THUMBS UP THIS LIKE POST THIS ON 20 MESSAGES OR YOU'RE BEST MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR LIFE WITHIN THE NEXT 7 DAYS

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

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What's a good joke? Not this one.

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What do you do with a dead black man? Respect his final wishes and provide him with proper funeral services.

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Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

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Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

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Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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