3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

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a woman leaves the kitchen.......

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A sober Amy Winehouse

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Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

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*knock knock* "who's there?" "me, the person who knocked..duh"

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Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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- I shot the sheriff! - You murderer

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

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What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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A man had come into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man had come into a horse.

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gay pom...

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