What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

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Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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HOLY SHIT, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

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What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

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what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

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Boy: "But I don't wanna visit Grandma!" Mother: "Shut up and keep digging."

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner eating a Christmas pie. He died the next morning because it was Easter and the pie had remained unrefrigerated since the holidays. His parents were brought up on charges of neglegent homocide. Plus, they had a meth lab in the guest bathroom and ran a prostituion ring off of Craig's list. Jack's sister is now in the care of loving foster parents,who plan on adopting her and she misses her brother. Easter is a sad reminder of her former life, even though she is now a devout Christian and acknowledges the day as that of our Lord's ressurection. She plans on going to college to study nursing, someday.

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TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

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whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

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Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

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Your mam is so fat.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; *knock knock*, Who's There? Not Sally.

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How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

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a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

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A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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