Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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Kys

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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wood cant chuck wood

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whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing. Hitler died many years ago now and he was in no position of power during Bin Laden's reign of terror due to the fact that he was already dead. Therefore it is impossible that they could have had any sort of conversation. But now Bin Laden is dead as well. HIGH FIVE!!!!!!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

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what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

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Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

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Why did the man reach for his gun? Because he wanted to kill someone.

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-_- i like trains ... -_-

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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In 1284, while the town of Hamelin was suffering from a rat infestation, a man dressed in pied clothing appeared, claiming to be a rat-catcher. He loyally promised the townsmen a solution for their problem with the rats. The townsmen in appreciation and glad to get rid of the infestation promised to pay him for the removal of the rats, they were looking forward to being left in peace. The man pleased with their decision accepted, and played a mystical musical pipe to lure the rats with a joyous song into the Weser River, where all but one drowned. Despite his renowned success, the people reneged on their promise and refused to pay the rat-catcher the full amount of money. The man left the town angry and upset the people had betrayed his kindness, he did however vow to return some time later, seeking revenge. On Saint John and Paul's day while the inhabitants were happily sat in church, he played his pipe yet again, dressed in green, like a hunter, this time attracting the young and joyful children of Hamelin. One hundred and thirty boys and girls followed him out of the town, skipping in song as they went, where they were lured into a cave. The events that followed are now known as the 1284 mass child massacrer, in which all 130 children were raped and savagely tortured and killed one by one, each viscously taped and recorded for the pipe pipers satisfaction, where a copy of each tape was sent to their corresponding parents, this was before their bodies turned up dangling from a tree and the bottom of the village, all 130 of them unrecognisable from decomposition and mutilation the pipe piper had inflicted.

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Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

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you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

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Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

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What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

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