Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

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What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

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THIS IS an anti-joke.

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

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Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

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What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A black man offers to take a girl home from the nightclub. As they're sitting in the car, she curiously asks him ''So tell me it's true what they say about black man''. The man sighs and explains: ''Well many people think that we stab, shoot and steal things. Another stereotype that is launched at us is that we have large penises. I however do not steal. My penis is also quite small. After this conversation the girl was driven home safely, and was now convinced that stereotypes are lies.

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What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

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How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

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Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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