Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

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Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

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A man walks into a bar, he is an alcohol and it's tearing his family apart

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I'm 4 and what is this?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

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whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

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What did the comedian tell the audience? A well thought out joke that anyone can relate to because that is what the point of a joke is.

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What happens to a black man when he jumps into a pool of clorox? He turns white!

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A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

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Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

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What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

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What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

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Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

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If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

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Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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