Leave. Now.

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What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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oh hey.

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What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

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why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

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Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

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Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

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What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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