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I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

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Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

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Once there was a frog. My parents died.

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

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How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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So a jew walks into a bar!

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What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Black berries.

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

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What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

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What is the difference between peanut butter andd jam! Jam is made from crushed fruit and gelatine while peanut butter is made from finely ground peanuts and is often sweetened with sugar.

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

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Romney 2012

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

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Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

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What's green and blue? yellow

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A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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