Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

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A horse walks into a bar... it was accompanied by a blind man for it was a seeing eye pony and the bartender who was not tolerant to blind people turned away the man causing him to recieve dirty glances from the kindly patrons of the bar.

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

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flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

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how do you make an idiot laugh? tell him a joke from antijoke

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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What's white and sticky? Glue

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

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hi patrick

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The WNBA

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A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

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Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

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Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

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What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

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What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

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your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

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Anti Joke

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