What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an axe

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

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Whats better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

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What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

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Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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what do an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

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When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

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What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others dont

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What is 8 times 4? 32

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What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

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What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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