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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

a black, mexican, jewish, and white man fall off a cliff, who landed first ? all at the same time, they all died and there familys sued the clifff and commited sucicede

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What's worse than the Holicost? Bitting into an apple and finding a worm

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

You know whats funny? Women's rights

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender.

What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

What has one head, three eyes and seven legs? A cow with a tri-pod rammed up it's arse. The third eye is a result of a birth defect.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

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