Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

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What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

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what do you call a black guy african american

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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Roses are red Voilets are blue I have a gun Get in the Van

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A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

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What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

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why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

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So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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