Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

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Christ is a conspiracy

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.

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Black people are innocent.

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Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

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What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

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why did the chicken cross the street? ... ... ... oh... come on, ask why!

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So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer...and the other is a watermelon.

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Women's rights.

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Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

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A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two solely on her hair color, proceeds to kill them with a single shot glass. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

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Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

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A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

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What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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