What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

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Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

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So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

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How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

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What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

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The ability to live the life of a dead person.

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What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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If a llama walks into a jewelry store and a carrot has no feathers, then why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a car because chickens are simple creatures and don't understand the complex rules of the road.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

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I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

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Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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a jew, a latino and an aboriginal walk into a bar this is an example of a great inter-racial comunity

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a atheist and a christian walk into a bar, they are good friends and enjoy their conversations.

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Why can all black people dance? I have no idea, quite frankly I find that to be a insensitve racial stereotype.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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