You should periodically review the most up-to-date version of the Terms of Service. Oh you.

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

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women's rights

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A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

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Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

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Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

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Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

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What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

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Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

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Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

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why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

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wat?

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What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

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A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

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What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

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Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

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whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

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How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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What do you call a white person? Caucasian

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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