how do you have a great time in a college town you don't

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I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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I black guy was walking down a street when he saw a beautiful women and said to her that she looked lovely

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

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Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

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Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

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What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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Your mom is so old, I am surprised she can still own a house and function on her own.

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What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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