Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

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Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

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Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

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What is long, hard and comes out of a gay persons bum? poo

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

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women's rights.

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

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how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

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Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

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a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

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Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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