Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

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Patient- Doctor, I am feel intense feeling for 15 year old pop singers!!! Doctor- Oh, sound like youve got Beiber Fever. Patient- Whew. I thought it was something serious Doctor- Its terminal, you have about 5 more days to live.

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what is chuck norris's favorite food? lasagna.

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

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what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

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A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

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what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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Knock knock Who's there? Derek the crazy man in the village and I have come to shoot you.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

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What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? cause he had mad-cow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican Cross the road? He was on His way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was walking to his car, racist....just kidding, he was on his way to rob a bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

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Whats red, green, and goes 60 mph? A frog in a blender.

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Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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patient: Doctor, It hurts when I go like this. doctor: Don't do that.

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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