Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

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What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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How did the mecanic die? He drowned

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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You might be a Redneck...if your job requires you to work long hours out in the sun and you do not take advantage of sunscreen.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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How do u shit With ur ass

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What happened when the black man approached a dinosaur? Nothing, for dinosaurs were eradicated from the face of the earth 135 million years ago.

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You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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U mad?

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What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

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What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

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How do you call a black man? By his first name.

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How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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