I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

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A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

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How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

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What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

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whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

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Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

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Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a tumor Doctors give it 6 weeks before I die...

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what is brown and sticky? a stick

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What would George Washington do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the TV fall of a cliff? Because a nice man was donating it to the homeless shelter which hangs over a cliff. The man placed the TV in the back room on the floor. There was a weak spot on the floor and when the fattest homeless person walked over the floor, the floor broke which was a HUGE inconvenience because he TV and the fat man fell through the floor and over the cliff, luckily the TV was plugged in so it was hanging by the cord but an old lady with Alzheimer's forgot that there was a hole in the floor and unplugged the TV so she could clean the switches. In the end the TV fell off the cliff.

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Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

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my mom died because she was morbidly obese

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Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

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what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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