What do you call a seagull that flew into the bay? Wet.

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Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

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why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

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What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

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Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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c======3

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a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

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learn the ropes?

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What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

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What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

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Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

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What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

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Come on children, don't dawdle.

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

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whats white and looks like paper paper

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You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

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Anti Joke

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