jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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What did the chilean guy told to the other chilean guy? Hola!

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what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

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roses are red violets are blue you should have been aborted

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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How do you make a clown sad? Rape his wife, choke his grandma and send him a video of you setting his children on fire.

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

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three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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Anti Joke

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