Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

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A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

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im black

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Basically copying you.

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How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

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Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

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I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

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Dick spice

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

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What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

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whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

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