What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Potato

thumb_up thumb_down +21

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

thumb_up thumb_down -4

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

thumb_up thumb_down +40

Try it Yourself »

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

So a horse walks into a barn.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater!

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops