What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

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Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

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A man found out that he had hit the lottery and would be receiving 300 million dollars, but he had to fly to china to do so. The man took a plane to China from New York and would arrive within the next several hours. Meanwhile, in australia a god-cow was producing infinitely large amounts of concentrated milk. His milk was so infinitely large in mass that it collapsed on its own mass and turned into black hole; absorbing the entire Earth. The man never got to receive his money from winning the lottery

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

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what do you call it when justin beiber makes a sex tape with selina gomez? lesbian porn.

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guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

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what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

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If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

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There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

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Knock-knock? Who's there? I... I dunno I was planning on thinking of a joke before you said who's there, but I ran out of time.

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what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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i dont care if you rate me or not

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Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

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Anti Joke

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