- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

Hey, look under there! Under what?

I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

if rooster puts egg on roof, in what direction it will roll? There was no egg

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

this new cologne, it's kind of gross smelling.

Why did the two blonds go to the bar together? Because they were carpooling to save money and help save the earths ozone layer that seals in all of our oxygen. They were also meeting some friends.

-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

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