women's rights

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yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

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I was bitter, nonetheleast because you and I became friends, while someone working for you (at that time it might just as well had been you) was conducting a lot of illegal activities. I kept thinking, why does the guy call himself "the wizard", its the most used name... Why? Because it is the most used name, good luck finding "THE WIZARD" among internet nerds, but then again, if you search for the most famous one, you find "THE MAN", Not only did you tell me at first that you where Nero. Which I can prove you are not, but you know, one side of me was your friend, the other knew I would have to get rid of you no matter the cost, if you kept your activities. SImply put: When I enjoyed our time together, I pushed you away with stupid humor, small insults and etc, mostly in order to protect myself from getting to close with a potential threat for well, security, lets keep it at that.

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What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

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A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

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Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

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A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

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I once heard what I consider the best joke ever: But I am not telling it to you, because this is a the anti-joke section. Moral: You better find the secret "real jokes section" because its there, yeeeeeess yeeeeeeeeees of coursehahahahaha!

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

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A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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