What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

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Q: What's brown and looks like a weasel? A: A weasel.

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

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What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

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what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

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Homonyms should be band.

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How do you scare a Jew Hold your lighter up and blow out the flame and I've toward him real slowly and see how much drama he'll cause

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? That boy that dropped a perfectly good ice cream cone from a road accident involving a bus due to lack of road safety awareness Oh yeah, and I guess the fact that he probably died or was injured for life is pretty bad too

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Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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What's better than ice cream? Anal sex

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What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

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If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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