What has 4 legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you a pool table

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What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

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Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

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Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

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knock knock father: who's there? young man: it's I, your son. father: ....... what? young man: dad let me in, I'm sorry! father: i don't have a son.... young man: but.... i love you... father: get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

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I believe that as long as we do not change, as we decide to believe in ourselves and use our strength and potential, all that is left, is to see which side fate favors. Maybe we are meant to survive trough our strength and belief in ourselves and each other, or maybe we are, or will eventually end up as the last people of our kind, and fade away from life, proving that those that trust in the corrupt, where better than us. Suddenly I feel so alone.

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

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A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

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What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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knock, knock. come in.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

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Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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Why can't jokes spit?

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What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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