What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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who do we all like george goodburn

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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2 men walk into a bar without thier shirts. They get kicked out. 2 women walk into a bar without thier shirts They got beaten almost to death Why? The men dressed up as women, and every hated them so much they beat the almost to death when 2 cops walk into that bar, see the men dressed up as women and they too beat them. Little do they all know that the men disguised as women are really secret goverment agents looking into a drug deal. The drug dealers got away and now we have 2 people sueing the police department and drugs on the street again. Oh yeah I almost forgot: I made this up so if you read it you're going to die withing the next 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years. I gurantee it. If you dont the men in white coats are going to do extremely painful tests on you and you just might die so then no one will care and maybe get onto thier lives again. Why did I right this? It hasnt happened to me so I dont know If you tell me I will give you something more valueble than gold. Want to know what it is? TELL ME FIRST!!!!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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What time is it? 12:03 AM

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

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Yo momma so fat she should be concerned of contracting Coronary Heart Disease, high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes, abnormal blood fats, metabolic syndrome, cancer, osteoarthritis, sleep apnea, or even obesity hypoventilation syndrome

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