Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

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A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

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Your mother is so fat, she tried to suicide because she was unhappy with her weight. She tried a diet and it didn't work; she suffers from depression and went to see a doctor about her weight. Life is getting worse for your mother and she is starting to develop diabetes. Your relatives and cousins are going to the hospital to visit her sometime this week; the doctor says she only has about a week left before she passes away.

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

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Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Fucked thinking zero out of sub level -1 I hate Black Mexican Jews Born in China! But that does not make me a racist! I insist I am not a racist, there exists only two of them and they are both assholes... ...Or is that racist? :S NeroMetal: The ONLY Moralman aka the most pointless man in history not the "leader of Neronist whatever fuck I raped and killed that Faqq0t murderer, no fucking "Church Of Nero" There is no code embedded here... ...Or is that racist?:S

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2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

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My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

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Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

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Guest what in the butt

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josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! *door unlocks* Problem solved, NEXT!

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