What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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Why didn't the woman cook dinner for her husband? She had to work late.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

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your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

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Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

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What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

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whats white and sticky glue

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How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

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Why did the football player go to the bank? He had to make a deposit and refinance his home.

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In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

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Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

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justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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