this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

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Strength of body Vs Strengh of Mind. Mind: You can lead a horse to water... Strength: Then you can force that mother*bleep* to drink all you want that *bleep* to drink! Strength of body wins, horseless victory.

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Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

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What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

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When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

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Why was the child lying in the scrap yard? because he was being torn apart by guard dogs.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

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what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

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A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

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have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

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Mexicans are inferior because! BEECUZ! Listen buddy, to be honest, I get girls every now and then because I am what they all want me to be, myself. You are a great friend as far as I am concerned, and I care a lot about you considering I saw you once like... 13 years ago, but I do not spend an entire night chatting with someone on horsehead network out of all things unless that person means a lot more than sex for me... Hell, if I did not feel that nice about you, I would not even have wanted to, and that sounds really awkward for a guy like me to say, believe me, you wont be losing a friend. AS LONG AS YOU KEEP GIVING IT TO ME! I am joking, but this is who I am (sadly) I have many female friends, and yeah well, some I well you know, I am just not the kind of guy that listens to girls sob stories, and pretend to be their gay best friend, while I watch someone bad ass come and bang her... Nah, I am more like that bad ass banger, except I dont break girls hearts afterwards. Seriously, I am really fond of you, to the point where I will say something guys mostly do not say: If you are feeling pressured into stuff, then dont do it, you wont be losing a friend, I wanna spend an intimate night with you (day, shower, on the breakfast table all that) but thats because I really like you, we have built some intimacy in pretty short time if you ask my opinion... See? Now I am being honest and leaving myself vulnerable, and I do that because I honestly care about you.

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Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

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