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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

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I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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What do I hate? people

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Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

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Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

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A little boy started choking on a condom. His father came and was in a great panic. "Please don't leave me. I don't want to lose you!" he cried over and over again. Then his wife came in and said "it's alright darling, there's plenty more in the drawer". "Oh, thank God for that, I thought I lost it there!" dad replied.

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getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

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Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

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What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

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How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

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A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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