whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

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Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

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If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

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What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

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How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

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what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

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How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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Amanda Knox walks home free.

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

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whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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