What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Well you can't drive planes

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? They both live underground. Apart from the Eagle.

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a horse walks into a blender ow

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If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

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When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

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Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

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What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

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what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

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What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

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What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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