The horse said "nay."

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Women's Professional _________

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

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TOP KEK

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At 1:00AM, an old man is woken up by a knocking on the door. 'Knock knock' 'Who's there' 'An orange' The man opens the door to find a talking orange on his doorstep. The man remembers he has Schizophrenia and goes back to sleep.

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Why did he buy ANTIJOKE THE BOOK! - ? Because he wanted to read it.

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A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

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why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

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Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

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How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

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whats good about poland... fukk all

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Erm Wait why would a chicken be on the side walk in the first place?

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

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Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

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What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

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TELL

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Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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