I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

like this if you think what ever you want to..

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

What time did the tennis start? Tennish

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

Click thumb up i will be eternally grateful

People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

Moo! I'm a goat!

What's green and wheels? Your mom.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What do you call a kid with headgear and one leg? Names.

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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