Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

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Nathan likes butt games with African American men

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A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

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Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

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Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

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Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't say anything because its a duck.

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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If Earth is a triangle, then why are trees smart? Because turtles have 4 legs

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Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

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What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

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What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

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What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

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I'm hungry.

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the chicken whent boomand then died

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Your cat was in pain after after a stack of books suddenly fell on it. It's pain is extra-strong so you give it ExtraStrength Tylenol. Guess what happens next time? Nothing. It takes only 50mg to 60mg of Tylenol to poison a cat. 1 ExtraStrength Tylenol tablet is about 10 times that amount (500mg). You killed your cat. It's dead now and there is no "next time"..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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