How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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My Butthole.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

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What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

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"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

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Wanna know what my grandma said before she kicked the bucket? Hey grandson, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

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What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

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A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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Ill never forget the last phone conversation i had with my Jewish friend before he died due to the 9/11 incident. Friend:owejpq3jhp3qjopiqwejhriopjhaiophfioashiohwih13ioh3f2893hoiqehefioahfioahisdpahdfajdfopasjiopdfajdfopsajradalkdjakldja;hdfkl;adhlpa;dhfakl;dhkladhkadhlkhdjklahdjkgsdjkgbdqwgy3bi3grqbhgjkasjkdkasjdgjkadgskajgdkajdsgjkasgdad

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What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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Anti Joke

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