How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

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A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

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Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

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Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

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How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

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Why was the man crying? Because he was punched in the stomach.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

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Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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What is the difference between you and I? I obviously have a life aas you don't because you are still reading these stupid jokes.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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My mum is called Steve

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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