Why did the Asian Cross the road? Because the crossing signal went green!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

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Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

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I hate you.

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

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So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

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What happened to Emma? I raped her!

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

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If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

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"Penis, penis, penis..." says Chase. That is all he likes and he fondles horse testes.

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A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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So there were these three guys on a plane, one with a ruptured hernia, one with a stomach infection and one with a raging case of gingivitis. Half way through the flight the pilot said, "unfortunately we will not it make to our destination... we are crashing." The three men then went to get the parachutes. they then say that there was only two. the man with the ruptured hernia picked one up and threw it out the door and pushed out the guy with the stomach infection. The guy with the raging case of gingivitis said, "why did you do that... we could have used that parachute!" the man with the ruptured hernia responded, "taco." and jumped out of the plane. the pilot then goes on the intercom and says," sorry. false alarm. we will not be crashing, please enjoy the rest of your flight."

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Person: kk Person1: did you just kk me? Person: no

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Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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