Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

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If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

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(Family sat down at table) *Child goes to start a story* - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

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Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

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A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

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Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

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Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

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A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

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Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

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What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

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What did the boy Tell to his friends? Nothing. He has noone.

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lets bomb africa

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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