Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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God and Allah are having a metaphysical picnic, God says to his fellow deity: "Why do you think so many humans have been killed in our names?" Allah muses upon this for a moment and replies: "Because they think we exist."

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What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

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Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

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There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

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Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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What starts with 'P' and ends with 'orn'? Popcorn.

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As little Timmy crossed the finish line his heart raced with excitement he had just won the big race. Later he and his family went home to celebrate they had pizza and chips and soft drinks. Then they played scrabble and watched spiderman 2. After that Timmy went to sleep. When his parents found him that morning they mourned and mourned because their hero little Timmy was still asleep.

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Where did the kittens go on their class filed trip? Nowhere, animals are not permitted to enter a museum unless they are eye seeing dogs helping a person who lacks vision.

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A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

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Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

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What do you call a submarine full of soldiers shot by a torpedo? Tragic war heros, that we will remember and honor

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Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

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Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

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Communism hehe xd

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Anti Joke

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