There was a lil girl in a red hoody skipping to her grandma's house. When she got there she noticed her grandma wasn't home. The lil girl panics and see's a wolf. She hesitates and asks the wolf "Have you seen my grandma" The wolf replies with a yes, shes in the backyard planting flowers.

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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whats brown, lying in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? a girl scout that got hit by a truck

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

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She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

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What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

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my gramma died

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what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

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N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

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What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

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What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

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Someone told me once, but i had terrible memory so I had them tell me again.

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What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

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Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

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I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident

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Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

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Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

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What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

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Anti Joke

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