the midget went to the midget store

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When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

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A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

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How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

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hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

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