Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

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Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

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How do you get a woman out of a car? You drive it into a river and her body will float to the top.

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A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

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MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

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Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

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I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

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I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

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Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

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A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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Why couldn't the little kid get to sleep? His dog was on fire

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Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

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this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

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