why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

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Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

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SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

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-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

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How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

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What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

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Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

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What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

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How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

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