A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To pick up the carcass of its road-killed younger brother and weep.

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A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

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My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

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how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

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knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

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roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

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"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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How do you call two black men on the moon? Astronauts.

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

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Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who the hell keeps shiting in my garden

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

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Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

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What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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The Bible

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Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

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1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

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Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

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Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

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Anti Joke

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