Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

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2 drunk men walk out of a bar, they see a dog on the corner licking himself. One drunk says "man, I wish I could do that" The other drunk says "you might want to pet him first"

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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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