a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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So I was making this bagel right?And my dad walks in while I'm making this bagel(cause we're in a rush you know?) and he's yells"HURRY UP!!!!"I'm like man.... I sure do got alot of YELL in my bagel .

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A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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Stephen Hawking

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What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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A man decided to commit suicide. He did.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

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How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

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A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

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An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

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Chrissy is funny.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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What do you call a 3 legged dog on a red unicycle? An unlikely set of circumstances.

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Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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