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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a pair of shoes and gloves

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

your mom is so old that she farts dust.

Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications/programs, thus causing the game Jetman on Facebook to lag.

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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