Why did Jenny cry? Because everyday Jenny is bullied. Jenny cried for this reason, but nothing happened. The bully still bullies her today.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

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Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

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Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

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Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

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How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

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Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

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What do Batman and Harry Potter have in common? Their parents are dead.

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How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

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What happened the the blonde that went swimming? She cooled off and enjoyed a hot summer day.

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whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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why did the black guy die? cancer

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

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What did the cake say to the icing? Come here

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Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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What do you get when you mix Lil Wayne and Lil John? A full size John Wayne

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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