what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

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The jets are a good team..

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Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

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y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

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The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

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Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

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Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

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Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

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A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

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what did your mom say when she did crack? i am so f***ed up its not even funny, i mean, i literally screwed the racoon in our back yard. i certainly remember a lot of drugs and alcohol. i am pretty sure i raped your friend, billy. I also went all lezbo on your girlfriend. i murdered your brother. he was telling me to stop, so i lit him on fire and made him eat cigarettes. the very abusive mother was then charged with murder, rape, possesion of illegal drugs, assault and several other charges involving that one crazy night. refrigerator.

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Whats the difference between a ham sandwich and a dead baby sandwich? I don't stomp on my ham sadnwiches with cleats before I eat them.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

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How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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TJE ELIAS, LÄGET?

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

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