- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Why didn't he finish his

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

When life throws knives at you, run away.

knock knock whos their a person

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

Yo mamma's so black, and that's ok. We're all different and unique.

Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

knock knock hold on im takin a poop!

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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