What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

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what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

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roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

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What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

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Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

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why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

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Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

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Why did 'Mister Love' get arrested? Clue: One of the most ironic things ever You can guess

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Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

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You: That was awful. Me: You know what else is awful? You: What? Me: This joke.

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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Why was the baker rich? Because he had a lot of money

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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