Why do girls like Justin beiber Because he can sing good

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Major League Soccer

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

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Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

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A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

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Guess what day it is!!! Sunday? Monday? Tuesday? Wednesday? Thursday? Friday? Saturday? IT'S HUMPDAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

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What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

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so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

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A man walks into a bar. He says ow

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

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What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

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why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

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why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

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(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

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What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

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What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

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Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

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im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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