What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

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who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

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How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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What is it about homosexuals that's so gay? What is it about heterosexuals that's so straight? What is it about an apple that's so gay?(Because it's a FRUIT right?) What is it about penises that's so straight?

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a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

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Whats black and red inside? A black guy

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how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

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A Mexican, A Caucasian and An African American walk into a bar. Suddenly, a rival of the African American's pulls up in a used Chevrolet and shoots him 6 times with a semi-automatic handgun. The Mexican and Caucasian are distraught and call 911 immediately. The rival is later arrested and found guilty of murder in the first degree by a jury of his peers. Less than 6 months later, the bar is closed due to the negative stigma surrounding the shooting. Urban life is a harrowing and tough experience that most outsiders will never fully understand.

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

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mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday, Popeyes has a special sale buy one get one free fried chicken. The chicken was like "Oh hell no, today's Tuesday? I'm funna get my feathery-asss out of here.." However, chickens do not know what day it is, nor do they care about being captured by humans. I also made up the part when the chicken began talking.

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since when?

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