roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

whats worse than a worm in your apple..? getting shot..

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

justin beiber sucks

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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