Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

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Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

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Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

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What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

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Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

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Your so gay, that you like men!

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There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

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How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops. What's worse than being raped by a Triceratops? Being gang raped by a herd of Triceratops.

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Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

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captcha: all yer base

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How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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The Joke Below

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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