Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

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What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

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knock knock whos their a person

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

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How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato

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Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

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A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

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Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

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Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

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What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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