A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

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Pickles are powerful

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Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

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Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

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Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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Racial Equality.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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The prefix "con" means bad. The prefix "pro" means good. So what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

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A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

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How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

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Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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