Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

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Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

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Whats long and hard and women like to suck on them? A popsicle or long lollipop

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

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Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

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What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

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What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

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whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

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Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

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what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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