A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

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Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Amblyopsidae, or blindfish, commonly found in caves where they are well adapted to life in the dark.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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Anti jokes are funny

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

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A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

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What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

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Matthew Wyckoff

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

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Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

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What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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seek beauty

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what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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