The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

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wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

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Why couldn't the Asian man satisfy a woman? He was in a coma.

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What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

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What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

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Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

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Womans baksetball...

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A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

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what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

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No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

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a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

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Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

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What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

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what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

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Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

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