a man walked into a bar ouch

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What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

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"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

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When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

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What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

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How do you confuse and anger a blonde? Kill her family and loved ones and say you did it because potato.

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

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a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

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A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

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A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

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This joke is funny

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What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

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What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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What's tall, has a really long neck, and eats leaves? My tall vegan neighbor's giraffe

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what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

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How do you kill a blonde? Well there are many ways, but all of which are wrong because murder is illegal.

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what did the plane say to the trade center on 9/11 boom

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