What do you call an arab terrorist with a bomb on his back in the middle of an airport? Don't even worry. You will never be able to pronounce his name.

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Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

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hi hi strager danger

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holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" A few people laugh, but the horse, incapable of speech, does not. He is unfamiliar with this location and begins to panic. In his panic his leg is broken. He is put down shorty thereafter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

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A man walks into a bar and takes his seat. After a minute, someone shouts "133!" and this is followed by a couple of slight chuckles around the room. Later, "57!" is heard from the corner, followed by harsh laughter. After a while, someone shouts "66!" which is met by an uproar of uncontrollable laughter. The man, confused by the evening's events, asks the barmam what is going on. The barman explains, every joke has been told countless times so instead of reciting them, they are numbered and people call out the numbers. The man catches on to this, and therefore shouts "453!" which is followed by a deadly silence, because no one had heard that particular joke before, so 453 was just a number to them.

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How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

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A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

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Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

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Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

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I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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What do you say to a woman in the kitchen? Cook me some food.

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whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

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A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

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why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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