Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

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Knock, Knock Come in

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What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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Urban ghettos

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

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Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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