A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

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Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

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I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

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What is matt dalys favorite thing in the world? penis

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Easy, you get a phone with a recorder that rather than playing a "please leave a message after the tone", plays the same tune as if the phone was still not picked up. Now tell me here and now, because I wont waste more time on you, what part did you play in this? Jenny Chatterton? Another one of your pseudonyms? What the fuck did you think would happen? You live in the Uk, london, so, tell me everything, or I will share every single detail here.

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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How did Eric Clapton's son fall to his death? He crawled out the window.

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What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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Why did the Muslim guy look nervous and sweaty when the plane took off? Because he is claustrophobic. Racist fucks

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Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

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What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

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