what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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knock knock. come in.

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yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

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Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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You're welcome!

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Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

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PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

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If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

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-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

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A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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