NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

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what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

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mental kid

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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A man killed himself.

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

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Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

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Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

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what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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Anti Joke

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