Three construction workers are high up on a building when they decide to take their lunch break there. The three open their respective lunches, converse pleasantly, and enjoy the fine weather.

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Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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What is white and long? A New York winter

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

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What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

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An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

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Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

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A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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