im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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Nock Nock It's open.

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Why are Pine trees green? Because light reflects at different wavelengths, and the chlorophyll, found in chloroplasts, being abundant in the needles of pine trees, Reflect the correct wavelength for green.

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What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

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Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

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What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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planking.

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

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What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

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what do you call a black man on crack? a crackhead.

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

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A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

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What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

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What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

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What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

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What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

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why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

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