what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

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Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

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Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

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what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

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What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

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Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

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you just contradicted yourself.

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

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Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

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