Does this napkin chloroform?

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

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Whats worse than getting stabbed in nuts? A retarded baby that survived the abortion

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What do you call two black people on one bike? Organized Crime

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Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

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A dog walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out as animals are not allowed.

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How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

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That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one. he was an electrician

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So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

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What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

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3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

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Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

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so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

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womens rights

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What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

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