Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Yo mama so ugly people don't like to look at her.

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Pull my finger ouch..

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar and the bar says "ouch!"

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

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I told my friend the best anti joke I've ever heard in my life the other day. He didn't laugh. He is autistic and doesn't understand humor.

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What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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I've got a dig bick

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What is more funny than 8 babies in 1 bin? 1 baby in 8 bins.

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What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

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why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

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what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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