How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

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Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Can I have... ...a beer." The bartender asks, "What's with the large pause?" To which the bear replies, "I have... ...a speech impediment."

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the anti-joke say to the joke? Your fly is down.

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can't wait until the baby boomers die

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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nick toth

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Moral

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what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

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How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

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What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

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-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

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Why do so many Koreans go to medical school? Practicing medicine is a rewarding and respected career.

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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