How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

Brett Farve

Johnny is walking around school when he sees a kid crying. He asked the kid what he was crying about and the kid said " I was trying to talk to a girl"

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

How long would it take for a clock to reach 12 It depends on which 12 it is going to land on and which time zone you are in but yet most clocks are not correct so it is very hard to tell

Oh, go away

Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

Yo mama so poor, she can't afford luxuries

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

What's black and white and red all over? Colors

What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

A six foot chicken, a horse, and a muskrat walk into a bar. They are then detained by animal control and the bar undergoes a thorough cleaning.

What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

what happens when you wake up inception

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no legs.

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

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