Can midgets still have big dreams?

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Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

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Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

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If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

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Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

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Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

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What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

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How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

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An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

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Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

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a seal walks into a club.

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Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

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Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

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Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

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matty russel are you on here

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Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

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