Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

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what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

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justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

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You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

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"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

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What's more easier to break than a thin stick? A woman's neck.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

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What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

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What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

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A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

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Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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all jokes aside...

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