what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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How old are you? 7

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A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

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What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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what is a chicken answer: chicken

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A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

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Haiku's are three lines long. This isn't a haiku.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

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What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they work hard at it

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

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roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who the hell keeps shiting in my garden

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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