A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

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why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

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When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

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Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

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Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

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Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock

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Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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Once upon a time, there was an ugly duckling. All the other ducklings made fun of the ugly duckling for being so ugly, and the little duckling felt bad. "Why do I have to be such an ugly duckling?," he asked. However one day, the duckling grew up and became........well, an ugly duck. Turns out he was just an ugly duck. The end.

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A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

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Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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