how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? To connect with their loved ones, meet any new additions and share old family stories.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Having a refrigerator fall on you

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The guy above me has a very nice joke

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Your MUM has aids :D LOL

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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Dear crush, I want to drink you

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

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What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

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involved parents.

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What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

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Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

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knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

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Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

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there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

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A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

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