how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Carl -Carl wh-wait... carl...CARL OH MY GOD!!!! WE ALL THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD ,CARL!!!! Where have you been? Oh my god... Mom's DEAD! When we all thought you were dead she hung herself! IT'S YOUR FAULT SHE'S DEAD, CARL! YOUR FAULT!!!!!! YOU ARE AN UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT CARL! YOU KNOW THAT? I hope you burn in hell.

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What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

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Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

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What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

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Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

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what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r jerks n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

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if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? What are you doing here?

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

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