What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

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Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and mild nudity.

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Why was the alpaca sad He just got raped

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the little boy? May God be with you.

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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Blind people can't read this.

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you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

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Once upon a time there was a very lonely man. He was kind, strong, handsome, smart, and basically everything that was good and that a girl wanted. Well, one day, through all his immense loneliness, he decided that it was time that he got into a relationship. Knowing that he deserved a competent and pure woman, he went to a local church to search for his perfect match. That night, he took home with him the most beautiful and purest of all the women in the church, brought her to his room, and whipped out his junk on her face.

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

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What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

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An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

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your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

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A: Knock knock. B: <>

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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