How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

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How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

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Apple juice.

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What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

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what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

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There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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why couldn't the Mexican get a job? because of the multiple racist jokes gave his ethnicity a bad name.

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A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

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a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

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My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

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why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

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Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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