How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

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What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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I was watching Fox news.

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Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

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What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

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whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

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Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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im watching you..

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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Anti Joke

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