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Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

What did the banana say to the peach? Dude, we can talk?

Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

If Michelle rides her bike at 15 mph for 20 minutes and Erik rides his bike at 20 mph for 12 minutes, why is Michelle not in the kitchen?

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What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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