Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

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Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

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Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

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I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

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what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

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What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

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what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

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Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

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Don't you sometime just want to chop of your toes and stomp around to prove to the so called 'experts' that it is possible for a person to walk without toes? . . . . . . me neither

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

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Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

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Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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