Punching a baby

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Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

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Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

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There's no "i" in tim.

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What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

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What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

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That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

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How many dead babies can you fit in my car? 37 1/2

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A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

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19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

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I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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