Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

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Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

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Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

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Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

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What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

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friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

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whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

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You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

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What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

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"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

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What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

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Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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what do you watch ? a tv

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Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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