What time is it? 12:03 AM

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Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

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what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

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Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

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If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a n**ga!

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What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

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Remember when the new jokes on this sight actually used to be funny?

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

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roses are black violets are black im blind

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What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

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Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

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How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

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What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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