why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

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What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

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Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

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What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

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what do you call a black chef glendon

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A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

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How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

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knock knock go away

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,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

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Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

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A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

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Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

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Anti Joke

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