why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

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penis

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What's green and blue? yellow

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Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

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What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

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What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

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What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

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Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

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bitches be crafty.

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What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

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What would a prostitute do if she was given a million dollars? She would probably diversify her portfolio. First, she would pay her rent. She would buy some groceries and a present for her mother. She would then invest it in stocks and low-yield bonds. She would they buy a vehicle. This win might not affect her continuance in her job.

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1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

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What? Why?

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What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

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Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

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Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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