What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

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knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

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What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

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Death by kayak

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

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Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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whats bright and yellow? the sun.

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Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. One cow looks round a bit, eats some grass and then wanders off.

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What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

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An american man, chinese man, black man, and a Mexican man walk into a bar. The american man says i want to show you guys a trick, so they go to the empire state building and the american man jumps off the side and comes back up alive. He tells them i will do it one more time, watch closely. So he jumps off and comes back alive. The american guy tells the chinese man to do it. So the chinese guy jumps off and dies. Then the american guy tells the mexican to jumps off, sonhe does it. The mexican man dies and the black guy is told to do it and he is afraid, but still does it, he dies. The american man goes back to the bar and the barkeep says "Superman you can be a real dick when your drunk!"

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What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Theres a crazy ass alpaca ready to take a shit on you

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Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

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Yo momma is SO black.

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I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

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Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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