whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

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Click here to end the world.

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im @ work, LOL.

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Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

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A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

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Are you black? Kill yourself.

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what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

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What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

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SHUT UP JP

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Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

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Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

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A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

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Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning? You don't.

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What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

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What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

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