A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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n i g g e r s a r e f u c k i n g c h i n k y f a g s

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

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what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

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Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

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A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

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Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

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how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

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um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

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guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

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What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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a chinese man pays the full price

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