womens rights

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Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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A shoemaker walks into a bar holding a shoebox with only one shoe inside. The bartender gives him a drink and asks "Say mister, why are you carrying that shoebox with one shoe?" The shoemaker says "Well sir, it's a long story." The bartender says "Okay, give me the short version." The shoemaker says "Okay, long story short, I'm not really a shoemaker." The bartender asks "Well buddy, what are ya?" The shoemaker gets up from his chair and says "I'm a guy missing shoe."

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An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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What is dull and has no point? A pencil without its point

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Knock knock What?

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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A woman is hit by a car. Thankfully she manages to survive, but the driver is fined a lot of money for speeding.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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