My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

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Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

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Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

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Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

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How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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A dog walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out as animals are not allowed.

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what do you call a grown man who sticks food up his nose? retarded

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

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how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?". The horse doesn't respond because it neither speaks nor understands English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on the way.

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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