yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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im telling maguire

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Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

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Hi

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You should really respect vegetables more. They rock. They're all like... AAAHH!!!... and I'm all like... DUDE! THAT'S SO INCREDIBLY RANDOM!... and seriously, you should respect da veggies!

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Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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How High is a Chinese man

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Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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At home, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 10 mins, it's 3:30. At school, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 20 mins, it's 3:40 and schools been finished for ten minutes.

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Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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Roses are red violets are blue we're stuck together like superglue roses go brown violets go darker cut the crap and the stupid laughter...I just went through a breakup

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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