what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

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Men's rights

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What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

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Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

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How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

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What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

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what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

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Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

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q. What's the worst thing about your family a. There related to you

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

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QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

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Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

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What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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