- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's black? a lot of things.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

What red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Two condoms walk into a gay bar. The people in the bar are perplexed that two inanimate objects are capable of locomotion.

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

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