Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

'A blonde', 'a brunette', and 'a redhead' are ways of referring to women who have hair of a certain color.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

you are a åsshole :)

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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