Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

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Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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A man walks into a bar. The barman says, 'why the lo-, wait, i thought you was that horse again.'

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

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A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

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hahahahaha thats not funny

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Why can't men give birth? Because men do not not have the reproductive organs required to give life to a new born child.

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What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

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Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

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want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

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what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

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Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

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How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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