Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

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What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

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Q: What's black and doesn't work? A: My old, broken-down piano.

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Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

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you just lost the game

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There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did Pikachu say to Charmander? Nothing. Pokemon are fictional creatures, and thus, do not exist.

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Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

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Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

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Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

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Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

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canaan and mallory

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A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

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What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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