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A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Contrary to popular statement, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade," you technically can't do this because of the need for water and sugar to make lemonade. Secondly, life can't technically hand you lemons because life isn't a physical thing that can hand you lemons. So really, you don't even have to worry about the second two ingredients.

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A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

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What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why was a woman not considered in the role for a stunt driver? Because her skill level was not sufficient enough for the requirements.

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umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

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Jess Burns

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Yeah, so I was partially right when I assumed that you joined the feds in order to make sure the past would not repeat itself huh? The underground society never broke a simple rule, a single law, it simple grew from a bunch of dopeheads, to people capable of creating nuclear weapons... Just a matter of speaking of course.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

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What does the average fishermen catch Fish

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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