What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

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That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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How do you kill a blonde? Well there are many ways, but all of which are wrong because murder is illegal.

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What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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What's the difference between a bird? Both legs are the same, especially the left one

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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I'm Batman.

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So a seal walks into a club.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

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Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

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What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

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What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

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What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

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How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? A ride to a Concentrtation Camp.

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What do you call a special Ed walrus? Anorexic pony ???? Discovering that a convicted sex offenderi is living nearby stirs up a range of feelings: fear, anger, insecurity and anxiety. There are many things you can do to make the situation more manageable - and channel these emotions into actions that address situations that put children most at risk for sexual harm. Learn how to identify the most common threats and concerns. Then find out the best ways you can join with others to keep everyone safe. Take action! Learn how to keep children safe Get the FAQs about the sex offender registryi Download our Tip Sheet:  Concerned about Sex Offenders in Your Neighborhood?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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