- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than rain on your wedding day? You scheduling your wedding to be held on an aircraft carrier on december 7th 1941.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

Q: If Hitler spots a jew, what will he do? A: You suck at history dude, Hitler is dead! Moral: What? You did not get the daily news?

Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

Hello I'm a fat kid

How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

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