Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

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Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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whats your budget like? a budget.

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

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Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

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A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

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so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

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what do you get when you cross a rhino and a chicken? well, if you're unlucky and too close too the chicken, salmonella if you provoke the rhino, impaled

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What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

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What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

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What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

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What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

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What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "Damn, it's getting hot in here." The other muffing replies "Holy Shit! A Talking Muffin!"

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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