- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so fat tat people yell TAXI, TAXI when she wears yellow.

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

whats worse than a kane nothing

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick.

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