- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

a guy walks into the bedroom with a duck in his arms, his wife is in bed half nakid. he then coments out loud this is the pig im f**king. his wife says huny your holding a duck. then he with a serious look on his face says im sory i wasent talking to you

What do you call a black guy driving an airplane? A pilot

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

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Again, what is it called when you are safely inside at winter your power is out, but the streets are full of people as the weather gets really bad and people start bouncing around? Blizzard Entertainment. What is it called when a robot lets out gas? Electronic fArts.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

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