Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

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why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

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So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

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Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

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Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

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After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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Wanna hear a joke? Woman's rights.

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Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have an optical disorder

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What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

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Anti Joke

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