Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

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How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

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You cannot invite, hire people for money and expect loyalty Red, you need to make them earn the right to work for you, merits, background checks, consistency, friend, I can help you with a lot of my own experience, what saddens me about you being the leader, is that you have a good heart. And you are naive, a dangerous combination, if anyone such as Jonas shows up again, your life may be in danger, I mean you know who I am talking about.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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ring around the rosie ... your dead

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

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Baman: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? Piderman: What? Baman: They're all gone!

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What did the taxi driver say to the chicken when the chicken called a cab? "aren't you supposed to be crossing a road somewhere?" Little did the taxi driver know that the chickens license was taken away for multiple DUIs because when his wife left him he became an alcoholic mess, lost his job and became depressed. But when he called the taxi, he was on his way to a job interview. Since he never made it to his job interview he soon went broke and lost his home. Having hit rock bottom, the chicken unawarely started to cross a busy road and was ran over by that same taxi driver.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

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Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

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Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

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Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

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What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

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yo mama is fat shes fat

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Guest what? Dog

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What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

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Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple..? getting shot..

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