what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

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HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

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Society.

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whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

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how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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Two muffins are in an oven. After ten minutes at 375 degrees, they were pulled out, allowed to cool, and eaten.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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That didn't hurt.

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I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

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What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

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What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

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Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Good. Enjoy your cold drinks.

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Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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Why did the football player go to the bank? He had to make a deposit and refinance his home.

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