How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

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How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

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What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

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What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

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what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

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that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

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why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

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What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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What do you get when you cross a grizzly bear and a dolphin? Well, the odds of these two animals mating are slim to none. Due to the undeniable fact that dolphins live in the ocean primarily in the warmer tropical waters and grizzly bears live on land in the pacific northwest where the water would be too cold for the dolphin anyway. The dolphin would be swimming around avoiding sharks and the bear would probably be eating a salmon. But if they did breed you would get a dolphinbear. Although a dolphinbear would have a very low chance of survival given it's part dolphin. Dolphins are pussies.

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clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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What do the Japanese hate more than sitting in traffic? tsunamis.

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CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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