Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

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Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

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A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

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What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

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A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

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Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

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Yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I get that one a lot.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

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Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

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penis

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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why did the boy die because he got ran over by a tractor

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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Why can't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? Because it takes years of hard training to accomplish such a remarkable feat.

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

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theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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