A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

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your gay

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why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

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What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

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what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

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Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

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why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

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There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? *opens door* Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

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Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

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So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

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Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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