Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

elliot forsythe is a paedo

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What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

What's red and funny? The holocaust

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

what did the ninja say to the watermelon nothing that was chuck norris's watermelon

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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