Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

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How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

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Health food.

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You should really respect vegetables more. They rock. They're all like... AAAHH!!!... and I'm all like... DUDE! THAT'S SO INCREDIBLY RANDOM!... and seriously, you should respect da veggies!

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? What are you doing here?

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

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What's red and goes pop? A clip art of the word "Pop"

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Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

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What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

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Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Three women are on an airplane. One's a blonde, one's a redhead, and one's a brunette. Unfortunately, the plane was going to crash and there was nothing they could do but jump out and parachute to safety. So the captain said to each of the three ladies, "You can only take one of your possessions when you parachute out of the plane." The blonde says "I will take my watch becau--" But before she could finish her sentence the plane exploded because the flames on the wing had ignited the fuel tank. No one survived.

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If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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