Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? Well , you see, this black mans name was yargle, and during his high school years, people always made nicknames for him some of which were fat yargle, yargaryar, and bottomyarg. He thought to himself that wanted revenge, So he killed the entire population of earth. Oh ya, and since he was the last human, wirhout possibility of reproduction, he went to the store and bought a can of soup

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

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How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

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the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

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Your Mother is so kind that when I see her I say hello and ask her how she has been

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Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

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Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

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How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

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Reminding you of your religion. The army led by God attacked their foes at the mountains, yet had to flee because the enemy had plated steel wagons. Moral: Either God cant beat steel, or he was not there at all, its your call gents, because reading Ave Maria 50 times each time you sin, without reading the whole thing, does not even make you a Christian you FUCK (yes I can curse, you cannot)

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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How do you know when a Frenchman has been near your house? You don't, really, unless you were there to see him or if one of your neighbours saw him. I wouldn't worry about it, really.

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getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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A joke

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Anti Joke

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