What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

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Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

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WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

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What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

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It's red or yellow but most likely grey, and when its hit your eye you are dead? A train :)

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There are 500 bricks on an airplane. If you drop one out, how many are left? 499. There are three steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator. What are they? Open the fridge, put the elephant in, close the fridge. There are four steps to putting a deer in the fridge. What are they? Open the fridge, take the elephant out, put the deer in, close the fridge. The Lion King is having a birthday party. All the animals are there but one. Why is that? The deer is in the fridge. A woman wants to cross an alligator infested swamp. How does she do it? She crosses normally because the alligators are at the Lion King's party. She dies anyways. Why? She gets hit in the head with a brick.

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Obama lin Baden.

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What do you get if you cross if you cross an overweight woman with a pair of very tight trousers? Exactly that, an overweight woman in inappropriately tight torusers.

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What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

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This joke is the worst joke ever.

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Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

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Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

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If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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why did the 70 year old white barber refuse to cut the black man's hair... It's because the old man's wife died just two weeks prior to this appointment and he is not in the current mental state to be wielding a pair of sharp sicors near another man's neck. This has happened many times between him and his customers in the past week, and his client base is lessening because of this.

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How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

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why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

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Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

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