- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

What did the stop sign say to the no smoking sign? Stop

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Cot death.

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why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

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