What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

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Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

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How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican are on a boat, stranded in the middle of the ocean. Feeling a bit hot due to the above average temperature of an early april afternoon, the white guy and the mexican strip down to enjoy a refreshing dip in the water a few feet from the boat. The black guy, feeling a bit left-out and perhaps even envious at the apparent fun of the other two, speaks up "Hey fellas, do you think one of you could come sit in the boat so it doesn't float away so that maybe I can enjoy the water too?" Hearing this, the white guy and the mexican look at each other utterly astonished. Grasping for a rebuttal, the white guy gathers some courage and says "Do you really think that's a good idea?... You JUST finished your sandwich."

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JFK

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

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Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

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Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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