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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

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Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

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what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

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three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

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I knocked on my neighbors door to complain about the horrible smell before remembering I killed him the week before, he has no family and no one will ever know.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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