roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

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What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

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If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

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what goes plop, plop, fizz, fizz? baby twins in an acid bath.

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

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I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

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Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

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Q: What do you call a white sheet on the floor? A: A ghost costume, dirty laundry, or carpet are all perfectly adequate answers.

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why couldn't the man rock climb? he didn't have hands

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Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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