How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

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Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

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What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

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Two fish are in a tank. It is an average sized tank designed to hold aquatic animals.

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? Possibly because it saw some sort of reason to do so, and being a chicken. Doesn't see the danger in motor vehicles.

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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On a deserted island in the middle of nowhere three women have just been in a horrible boat wreck. They are okay and alive. One is a lovely smart brunette. An appealing ginger. And a blond.. named Becky. They take shelter when one of them notices a shimmer in the sand. They pick it up to discover that it was a golden lamp. They rub it and a blue cloud of smoke consumes them. Then a magnificent Guinnie appears and says "You have awoken me from my 10,000 year encasement inside that lamp! I shall grant you 3 wishes to show you my sincere gratitude." The brunette wishes for a plane so she can fly home. The ginger wishes for a boat to sail back home. The blonde was lonely so she wished that the brunette and the ginger were back with her.

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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Get in the car.

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Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

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What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

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Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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