A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

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She was so hot every guy instantly jizzed upon seeing her. Even seeing her fingernails gave boners to thousands of people. Poor thing never had sex, no one could hold it in until they started. Maybe only Chuck Norris.

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Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

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why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

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Women

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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baloney sandwich

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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How did Jesus walk on water? He was Jesus

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