How many people of a certain demographic does it take to change a light bulb? x+1 (x >0), 1 person to change the lightbulb and x to behave in a manner consistent with the established stereotype of said demographic.

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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whats funnier than a penguin playing a banjo? i don't know because I've never seen one and probably never will because it is a highly improbable event.

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

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Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? With design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process.

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How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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A disabled man walks into a bar.

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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