What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

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What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

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Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

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Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

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Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

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What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

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Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

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Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

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White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

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Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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