Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

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What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

what's brown and sticky? A stick.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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