Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

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whats the capital of congo famine

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When Rocky teased Johnny by saying : 'Your momma is so fat , she looks like a hippo.' , He did not know Johnny's mother was suffering a terminal glandular problem combined with an agressive cancer..

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A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

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terry stockton is straight

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What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

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A man was driving in his BMW one day when a mini passed him out on the fast lane. The BMW driver thought 'i can't have that!' so he sped up and overtook the mini. Unfortunately he wasn't paying attention and he drove into the back of a school bus. Ironically the bus contained the mini driver's 3 daughters, he was driving so fast because they had forgotten to bring their lunch and he was trying to catch up with the bus so he could give them their sandwiches. There were no survivors of the crash, except for the mini driver.

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A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

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So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

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The women if the wnba are good at basketball

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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Finally, lets take the fight two the streets shall we, no I am not asking, asking is for pussies: YOU VIOLATED AND KILLED MY FATHER! YES YES WHAT IS IT WITH YOU WOMEN ANYWAYS I VIOLATED YOUR MOTHER TOO, BUT YOU DON`T HEAR HER WHINING ABOUT IT! In fact tell her to stop her sending me nude shots, I prefer it when she sends me those she takes of you in your sleep... Your friendly Neighborhood R*pist Moral Man:The day Moral Man graced your village was the worst day of your life, for me it was fathers day! Literally, do you really think I killed your father? I would never comitt suicide! Now, let us celebrate our reunion with some... "Moral WINcest" Barlog: Yes we would like to see the tapes you made for me banging her mother. two Super Turbo edition hours later: YEEEEEEEEEEES! YEEEEEEEEEEEES!

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Anti Joke

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