wanna hear a joke? women rights. -ZombieUr

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whats black? a black man

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the sahara dessert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

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Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

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Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

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Rick Santorum 2012

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Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

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two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

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what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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A man walks into a bar, he is an alcoholic and is ruining his family.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

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Why did the five year old leprosy survivor fall out of the tree? She had no arms, they had to be amputated.

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