Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

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What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

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Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

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Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

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what happend when a blind guy tried to save a guy from a fire big mistake they both died

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What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

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What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

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What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

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If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

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