- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

I'm Coming

hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

I like that, but why am I happy?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

Whats grosser than a bloody hand? 2 bloody hands.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

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