A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

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Neither have I

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Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

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Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

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What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

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What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

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You have cancer

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European on my shoes, buddy.

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jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

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roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

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Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

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- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

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A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

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Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

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What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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