Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

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Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

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I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

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why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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TEAM Together Everyone Argues More

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Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

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Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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black people. that is all...

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

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A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

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How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

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Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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kieran scott has a huge back

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A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

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What did the mime say to the girl? .......

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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