Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

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What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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Someone told me about this website.

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Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

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-What's a real anti joke? -This.

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I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

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Q.What do you call a friend with benefits? A. a buck fuddy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

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Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

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Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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