Chuck Norris was a famous actor that starred in Walker, Texas Ranger and Missing in Action. He is a normal person, just like you and me.

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rose are red violets should be purple

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

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How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

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-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

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I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

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What's the best way to get gum out of your hair? Cancer

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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GONNA

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Billy had a dream. He saw himself becoming rich and famous. He drove an expensive car and lived in a mansion. His career reached its peak and he was accused by the media of having numerous sexual relations and drug problems. After 3 years of rehab he made an excellent comeback tour in which his name made it back onto the front pages and his respect regained. In his later years, he died of an accidental drug overdose and his loyal fans pay tribute to him every year. But this will never happen to Billy. Billy is a cactus.

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How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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