How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

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knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because She's Dead.

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Yeah, totally.

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

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What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

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What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

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There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

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theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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Whats circular and black? a black circle.

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I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

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Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

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Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

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Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

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