Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

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Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold clima I guess this was just a waste of time.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs go for christmas? Cancer

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What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

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why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

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