There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Roses re red Violets are black You'd look better with a knife in your back

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Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

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Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

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A women's opinion.

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justin littleton. nuff said

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:) Hey AMBY VALENT! Want to join our horsehead show below?? *Laughing track with that fat loud bitch that wont stop laughing making the actors stare at each other like douches* :/ Muuh, I dont really care im just some meh character anyway so yuh...' *Laughing track* ? ???? ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA! :( Hey get outta our show here you China man! *OOOH! Track plays with some fa*ott whistling* ? ???? | Baka! *leaves* *Awww track plays* *Laughing track*

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How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

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Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

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Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

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What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

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knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

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A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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Roses are red violits are blue I have ADHD do you like cats?

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Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

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Dont follow this link.......http://www.google.com/imghp?hl=en&q=blue+waffle&tab=wi

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

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