Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

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What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

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Hi my name is Bob

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Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

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A boy with cancer decides to go skydiving for his 18th bithday. Unfortunately, his parchute doesn't work & he dies before he hits the ground.

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What's eighteen inches long, stiff, and makes women scream at night? A twelve inch long penis that is erect, thus adding approximately one half of its flaccid size, and involved in the act of fornication with the female partner of the man whose penis I am describing. (Of course, it is ignorant and juvenile to assume that the man in question is heterosexual. He may be a homosexual, which is perfectly acceptable in these liberal times we live in, or he may in fact be single and not inclined towards a sexual preference of any kind. This is understandable due to the myriad complications of long-term relationships, a result of the infinite differences between the masculine and feminine psyches.)

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

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Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

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"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

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Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

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Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

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what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

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