Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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what is sticky and brown?a stick

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When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Well, life isn't a physical being so chances are low that it will actually hand you lemons.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Shoot her in the head repeatedly

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

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roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

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Nah

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What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

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Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

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Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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all muslims get the fuck out of britain you fucks

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What's cold, limp, approximately 65 pounds, and being dragged out of that pool with no safety fence over there? Not important, lets go get some Wendy's man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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