Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

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What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

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periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

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Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

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There is a mountain and there are three men, One is asian and the two others are black and white. "This is for my people!" Said the asian man when he was falling for his death. "This is for my people!" Yelled the african american. Then he takes the American man and throws him off the mountain

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Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

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Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

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Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

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Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

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This sentence is false.

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I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

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what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident

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Robin, get in the car.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, which happens to be holding a support group for dyslexic people tonight. The name of the bar and all patrons are palindromes to avoid confusion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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