What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

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Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

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What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

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A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

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whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

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what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

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Ju... Just why?

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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What's worse that pooping in your pants having someone see it

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Q: Why couldn't Sally ride her bike? A: because Sally has Cerebral Palsy.

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What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

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Knock knock Who's there Isabelle Isabelle who? Is-a-bell necessary on a bike

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What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

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I never asked for this.

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

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Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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What do you call a black kid with dead parents? Depressed

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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