Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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A girl gets raped -teagan d

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What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold clima I guess this was just a waste of time.

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Whats worse than a blonde jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car, and orphaning two little girls who are beat in the orphanage and become homeless and unimportant and consequently jumping off bridges themselves?

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kesha is a virgin.

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What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

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Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

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What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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