Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... Unless your colour blind.

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Yo mama's so fat that she has a heart condition.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

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Roses are black, violets are black, we are all black Shit i'm colour blind

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What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

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Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

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Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

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What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

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An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Open the fucking door. Open it! This is a fucking robbery. This is not a fucking joke. Get down on the ground. Shut that baby up. Shut that fucking baby up! Now! Get on the fucking ground or I swear to Christ I will fucking end your life. Tell the kids to go to their room. Do it. Do it, you fucking bitch! Where's the fucking jewelry? You got any money stashed anywhere? Come on, I know it's here. Keys? Your husband got any guns? Give me everything valuable or I swear to god, I will fucking murder you in front of your son. The woman was brutally raped for hours.

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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When A White Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Claps When A Black Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Does Handstands, Celebrations, And Shouts

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What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

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I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

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i have yougurt mit traktor

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How do you get a one armed Pollack out of a tree? Hold his family at gunpoint.

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One day in Africa there was a family of Americans touring an African village. They were a happily married couple with a four year old son. This day however was a very sad day because a group of elephants came trampling through the village. The couple left there kids inside and went to help control the elephants. however the elephants killed them all with their feet. Now the little boy wandered outside because after all he was just a little boy. He was about to be killed when a baby elephant calmed down his mom, so he saved his life. The baby elephant then took the little boy back to the airport by which the married couple came because elephants are very smart. The boy didnt want to leave his new found friend the baby elephant but the little boy was then sent back and lived with his Uncle. When he was older, he had a child of his own, a little boy. One day he decided to take his son to a circus, that was from Africa. He didnt realize there would be elephants there. This day the elephants got spooked by a mice and started to stomp all around. Then the man realized his son was missing. He looked down to find his son about to be stomped on by this old elephant. Just as the elephant was about to stomp he and the man made eye contact. The man thought noticed the look in that elephants eyes, like he reconized them. He thought mabye, just mabye it was the same elephant he was saved by. Turns out it wasn't and the elephant killed his son.

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What do you call two black guys on a bike? Unsafe operation of a bicycle.

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

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1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

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what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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