Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

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Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

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A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

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What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

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You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

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A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

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An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

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The man was driving down the road at an opropriat speed and got t-boned. The women in the other car got out and tried to help the man but the man was already out of the car and call 911

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Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

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Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

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How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

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Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

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