Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

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Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

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how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

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What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

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I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

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What do people say? words.

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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Pavel Novak

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what's black? a lot of things.

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How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

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Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

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Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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