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What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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Why don't traffic lights go swimming? Because they aren't sentient or animate, and therefore can't decide to undertake such an activity. Even if they were sentient, they wouldn't enjoy swimming as the water would damage their electrical works.

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Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

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A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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