Obama

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Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

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No.

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Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

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A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

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Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a beanch can support a family

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A platypus walks into a bar. They are the only mammals with the ability to lay an egg.

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

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Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

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iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

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Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

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