Yo Momma's so old... She has lived a great life and you should be very proud of her even though she is slowly dying of a degenerative disease.

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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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Half life 3 confirmed

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Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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W.N.B.A.

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what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

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how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

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What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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wanna here a joke? you.

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Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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