- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

How old is your mom? Old.

What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

This is a joke.

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

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