- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the fourth panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. -BG_Shank_A

Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

A White guy invites his Black friends into his house, he says "Make yourself at home." THEY DO

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Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

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