Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Where did the drunk Mother drive? Back to the Bar because she forgot her Baby.. Except she left it left it on the roof of the car...

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

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A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know where i was going with this one.... Refrigerator

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Why did the little kid fall down? He was pushed

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What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

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What happens when you put two black people in a blender? That is physically impossible, you cannot fit two people in an ordinary blender.

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Did you hear the one about the HIV positive man that got rear-ended on the highway? The motorist behind him was distracted on his cell phone, and did not hit the breaks in time to stop.

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What do you get when two chickens cross a road? -Salmonella stricken hobos

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Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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crap!!

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

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how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

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what worse then stepping on a lego? watching your son kill your wife

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why couldnt the polish people live in the outhouse? because the mexicans in the basement were too noisy

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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Your grandma's cookies.

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