A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

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What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

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What doesn't kill you makes you...... A paraplegic

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

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whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

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How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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If a tree falls, and nobody is around to hear it, does it still make a sound? No. While the falling tree surely creates mechanical oscillations in the air, sound is defined as the mechanical oscillations in the air perceived by humans. Therefore, since no humans were around to hear the tree fall, it did not create a sound.

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roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

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How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

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but there is a road to the super market

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What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

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Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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how do you get a scouters power level to 9,000? power levels dont exist in real life therefore cannot reach 9,000

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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