A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

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Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

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Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

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What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

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Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver comes into the bar and gulps down the guys drink and the guy starts crying the lorry driver says "dont cry ill buy you another" thee guy sas "it's not that today i woke up late for work and when i got there i got fired and then when i went to go home feeling depressed my car doesnt startand so i walk home and i find my wife in bed with the gardener and so i came here to die but you drank my poison"

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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Women's Rights

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Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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press Ctrl and F4 on ur key pad

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What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

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What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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roses are red violets should be purple

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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