What do gay cows eat? Grass.

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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What do you call a black priest? Father

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where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

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Today is March 22.

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Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

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Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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The WNBA

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Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

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Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

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*knock knock* Who's there? *Gorilla* Gorilla who? *Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot*

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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