If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

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What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

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"Hey, did you hear that the Dungbeetles got a divorce? They live in California so she got half his shit."

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

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what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

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Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. Question is, how did they get in there?

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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Mormons having fun.

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

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What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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