A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

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What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

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Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

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So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

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where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

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How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

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There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

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What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

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A man died.

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Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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