what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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One day a boy asks his teacher what blue velvet is then the teacher says "we don't ask questions like that in my class go to principal's office now"so the boy goes to the principal's office and then the boy asks "what is blue velvet"then the principal says"no one says that in my school get out" so the boy goes home and asks his mom what is blue velvet then his mom says you don't say stuff like that in my house get out!so the boy see's the Mayer. So the boy asks the Mayer what blue velvet is then the Mayer says no one says that in my town get out of my town! So the boy see's a man and the boy goes to the man and the man asks what happend to you and the boy says well I got kicked out of school kicked out of my house and got thrown out of town just because i asked what blue velvet is! So the man tells the boy that there is a lady across the street. So the boy is in the road and then the boy gets ran over and dies. So the lesson here is look both ways before crossing a street

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Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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what do Jewish people and pizzas have in common? they enjoy parties

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

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HEY are you aware of how tired your suitcase is? Sorry, I rest my case.

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Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

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Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

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What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

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take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

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Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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Hey, come here often? No.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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KOOKABURRA

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