What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

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men's rights.

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What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

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2 + 2 = fish

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the low cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients.

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BTW ANders she is gone, read below, seriously! And your mother is ugly, but she is so kind to me, so ill be nice to her too... Seducing a LONE WIDOW ME 32 years she... 180 and always blushing around me? Thats gonna be hard... No seriously, I kissed her on the cheek the other day, she moaned... And she aint that old... looks like a old 40 year old. ANDERS! AAAANDEERS! CHATTERTON!!! Anyway, tell your mom, that way Ill just need to enter, kill you, and you know... make her feel like she is ... 77 again? Nah she is ahornbag so she must be younger, wont kiss her on those lips though ANDERSSSss because she smokes, the others? Sure, Ill take a pic of her squirting! From the guy that taught you how to make any woman squirt... YOu fucking asshole!

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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?"what's up" "A preposition"

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Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

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What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

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what's worse than both your parents dying? finding out that they were hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt and they left you nothing, including the house, oh and you have to be out by the end of the week, the bank is ready to re-possess the house, especially since your parents haven't paid the mortgage for 8 months. oh, by the way, happy birthday! written by KA

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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Why does jim never go to McDonalds? his wife got shot there.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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