Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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A guy walks into a bar

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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THe Election

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Dont look at me.

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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anti-joke teehee

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How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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what was the biggest game of hide and seek? World War II and the Jews won

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Get on the boat.

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why do asprins work? Because they're white

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

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what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

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What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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I am a n1gger.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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What do you do if there's a black guy bleeding on your lawn? Help Him

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