Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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Zach Barlow

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

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A man walks into a bar and at the bar he sees this guy with a blue head. He asks the man with the blue head if he can buy him a drink. The man with the blue head says "sure... you want to know about the blue head don't you?" "Yes i do" "Okay it all starts with a genie, he gave me 3 wishes, the first wish was to have a beautiful wife and a house to put her in, the second wish was for a ton of money, and the third wish was for a blue head."

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kennah campion... being nice

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whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

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did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

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Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

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Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You're about to get shell shocked...

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What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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