THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

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What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

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why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

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what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

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SCP-009-J is missing. Where has it gone? Is it under the table? Was it sat upon? Is it there on the ceiling? Is it under the rug? Was it gobbled right up by a quantum pillbug? Did it run through the tunnel? Did it fall down the stair? Was it sent back in time to a carnival fair? Did it get on a train to a far-away place? Is it locked in a falsified beacon from space? Did it fall in the oobleck and [DATA EXPUNGED]? If it clogged up the sink, will it have to be plunged? Just where has SCP-009-J gotten to? Oh wait, that's right! SCP-009-J is you!

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Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

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Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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Its Erron, listen, we got to talk, I do not mind your pictures, but I am not going to call you because of that weird spot on your face, its just 101 basics here, I suggest you shut down the access to this site to the rest of your employees, this might get very personal.

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What do you get a when you cross a chocolate bar and some haribo? A disease complex characterized by persistent hyperglycemia caused by insufficient insulin production or resistance to the metabolic action of insulin. Diabetes mellitus (DM) is generally classified as insulin-dependent (IDDM, type I), non-insulin-dependent (NIDDM, type II), or secondary diabetes mellitus

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This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

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What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

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Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

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Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

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Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

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Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

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