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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Your mom is so fat...

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A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

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What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

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josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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It's all Taggart

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Ryan Holden is a faggot.

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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The baby started screaming in the dead of night. It woke up his mother, but his father did not be woken by it. why? Because the father left the mother some time ago, and emigrated to Australia with a new girlfriend, who is incidentially a model, and therefore he could not have heard hs child scream whilst on the other side of the world. His new girlfriend dosen't like him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

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One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

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Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

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Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

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The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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