Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

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Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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What page are you on The gay page.

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Why does the deer cross the road? It had just birthed two deer, one of which was hungry, and food was on the other side, the other had been hit by 4x4 Hemi V8 Supercharged F1-50.

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Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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Jesus steps out of a boat, and walks across the water to shore. He's such a show of. Only an attention whore would leave a boat and walk across water for no good reason.

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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Hail Heetluh

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

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Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares

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what do you call a homeless man? poor.

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Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

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What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

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A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

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What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

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what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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