live or die you decide to late time to die

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

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Womens rights

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Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

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What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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david weres the slug gone

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Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

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Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

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why did the man drop his ice-cream cone? He had no fingers, he lost them in Vietnam while he was protecting our country

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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su algato es en fuego

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The Holocaust

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

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Boyfriend: Why are you so negative all the time? Girlfriend: I'm not! I'm positive! Boyfriend: No your not your arguing with me right now and you... Narrator: The girl takes the pregnancy test and shoves it in the guys mouth kicks him in the nuts and runs out the door.

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What's the difference between a dog and a urologist? A dog is a domesticated canine, and a urologist studies urine.

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what did say when he created the first black Wow you are the first non-white I made

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