What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

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A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

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What is a question?

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what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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Nicolas Cage's acting.

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who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

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I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

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I read the terms of service.

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

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What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

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Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

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Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

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What is worse than having sex with a dead baby in front of it's mother? Not a lot.

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when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

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What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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