Blonde Entrepeneurs

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Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

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What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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Why was the little boy sad? Cause his mum died of a terminal illness. Why was the little girl sad? Cause she was his sibling.

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An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "You know, you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate says, "I know, I was just raped by a group of men who thought it would be funny to humiliate me as much as possible. The bartender then called 911 seeing that a horrible crime had just been committed.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

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Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory? Repeated absences and stealing.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

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Why didn't the woman believe in God? Her own personal beliefs.

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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What is good about the holocaust? It is over

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what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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