What has three legs and bleeds? A cat with a cut off leg.

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Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM.

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What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

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Why was Timmy crying? because his impaled his dog while in a drunken rage

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Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

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What do you call a Jewish cop? Officer.

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Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

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Robert Palmer: Doctor, Doctor! have you heard the news? Doctor: Yes.

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

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roses are red violets are blue chickens are white and yellow trees are green and brown my yellow shirt is purple oh shit my dog died

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

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what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

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a guy walks into a bar and finds an empty chair near the jukebox. He orders a drink and some peanuts and has a really good time listening to the music and drinking his beer.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

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What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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