What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

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Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

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Do you know that car over there? No.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

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God is religiously proven to be real

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

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What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

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Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

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"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

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Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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