Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

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Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

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Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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So a duck walks into a drugstore and asks the clerk for lip balm. The clerk asks, "How will you be paying for that?" to which the duck replies, "Cash."

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Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

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your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

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Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

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A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Peter

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

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knock knock whos their a person

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The Game.

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What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

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Anti Joke

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