"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" *I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.*

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

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3 men are walking down a dirt path. One is a retired member of the US Air Force. The other of the Marines. The last one of the Navy. They are arguing about why their respective section of the military is the best. They lose track of where they're going and fall off of a cliff onto the spinning propeller of a US Coast Guard helicopter.

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I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

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A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

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Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

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What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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have you seen the movie, Constipated? Never mind, it hasn't come out yet.

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What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

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Neither have I

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Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

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Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

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What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

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What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

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You have cancer

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European on my shoes, buddy.

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jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

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Anti Joke

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