There were 3 men on a rough each granted one wish to make. The first guy sees a bird and runs and jumps off the ledge and wishes to be a bird and he flies away. The second guy sees a butterfly so he too runs and jumps off the ledge and wishes to be a butterfly and flies away. The third guy telling himself those were all stupid wishes, makes up his mind what he is going to wish for so he runs to the ledge and just after he says "I wish to be" he trips on the ledge and says, "shit!" So his wish was granted and shit he became. The End.

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Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

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Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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how do you get lady gaga to wake up in the morning? Hit her with a brick

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what's brown and sticky? A stick.

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

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Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AIDS and now you do too!

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What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

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Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

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My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

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Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? They were my friends.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? So he can eat it.

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A woman was strolling around town when she turned into a dark alley. She was cold and scared. Suddenly a ferocious looking man jumped out with a knife. The end.

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H o m o comes out as homo

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Anti Joke

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