You.

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wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

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What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

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A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

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What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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What's poor and lives in Newry city council dump? Smelly mcD

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

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Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

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eoin burgin is fat

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What did Adam say when he saw Eve with just a fig leaf? The recipe said three frikkin figs.what the hell am I going to do with a fig leaf, you better get back in there, and hurry because I'm double parked. I was referring to Eastend married couple Adam and Eve Turner, in case there was any confusion.

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If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

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How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

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Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

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A man visits an anti joke site looking for some humor. realizing that its not funny, he closes the window.

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

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Ron Paul for President!

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the jokes are repetitive on this site

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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