How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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A man with a blue house wears a blue shirt and wears blue jeans. Someone from a red house with a red shirt knocks on his door. He is invited in because they are friends and both have a wonderful time.

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A storm be brewin!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

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Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

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A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

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If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

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what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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im a selling a car

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What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb? Look. I just enjoy a few drinks every now and then. I mean, I can quit whenever I want to. That's no reason to start people calling names.. Wait, no. That's not.. Look. How much do you drink every day, huh? Why not ask that? And why do I have to be the one changing your stupid light bulb? If it's sooooo important that the light bulb be changed, do it yourself, you lazy bastard. Don't rely on other people to do your work for you.

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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