what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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c-? men, C-men

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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whats red, white, and blue? idk go ask the president

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Justin Bieber having an erection.

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for keeps?

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

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What does 1+1 equal? 2

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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