- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

What happened to your hamster? It died.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

What did the clerk say and do when he was givng out free food What he did:Gave them What he said:"If you want to get this free, pay $5.00"

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

Whats worse than eating a worm? Haveing a worm die in your penis.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? Because he didn't feel like walking around the house to the side where the gate was to get out of the backyard

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