Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

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Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

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Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

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What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

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How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

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What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

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Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

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hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

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how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

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Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

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Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

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so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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