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Yo mama is so nasty she won't take a shower till she is dead you idiot says the boy she won't die she has twenty thousand live

What is the difference between you and I? I obviously have a life aas you don't because you are still reading these stupid jokes.

i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? Because it's dead.

Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Christopher Walken to a bar.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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