Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

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What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

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If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

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two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

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why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

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Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

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do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

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a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

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A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

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Why did the mean have to clean up the mass amount of dead bodies? Because he lost a game of rock-paper-scissors.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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