How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

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what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

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You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

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A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

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Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

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What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Face...tastes like chicken!

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A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

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:) Hey AMBY VALENT! Want to join our horsehead show below?? *Laughing track with that fat loud bitch that wont stop laughing making the actors stare at each other like douches* :/ Muuh, I dont really care im just some meh character anyway so yuh...' *Laughing track* ? ???? ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA! :( Hey get outta our show here you China man! *OOOH! Track plays with some fa*ott whistling* ? ???? | Baka! *leaves* *Awww track plays* *Laughing track*

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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Why did John stay home from school? He died.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

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When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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