Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

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What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

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Why did little Billy fall off his bike? Anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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how did the little girl die cancer

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

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Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

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Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

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H o m o comes out as homo

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My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

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Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Gun Control

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How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

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What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

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Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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Picture This, you are going down the freeway in a yellow four-door banana, going 75 mph and all 4 tires blow out, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Theres no bones in ice cream.

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justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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