A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

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The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

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Stephen Walking.

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why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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a guy takes viatamins thinking they would help him be healthy he choked and then he died from choking on a jolly rancher

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How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

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brainfart

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What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

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How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

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Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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Roses are red my underwear is brown I just sharted my pants

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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WITH YOUR RED THUMBS COMBINED! I AM CAPTAIN MORAL! You: GOOOOO (AWAY) MORAL! CAPTAIN MORAL MAN, IS A HERO, GONNA TAKE GREEN THUMBS RIGHT BACK TO ZERO... Moral: Okay that is all I remember about the Captain Planet Theme song... GIVE ME RED THUMBS MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! PS: Redhead, three months have passed (more or less) I wont call you because we agreed you would get of this fucking place, but I can visit you if you are a good little girl! And yeah I am calling you Red, Tifa just reminds me of Final Fantasy and your big bosoms so yeaaaaah get your little red haired cunt over here so we can chat yes?

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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A monkey enters a bar and climbs up on a stool. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have, pal?" The monkey, who can niether speak nor understand English, appears slightly perplexed.

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What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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