yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

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Why did people spend $100 on Kanye West's plain white T- shirt? Because it was a good looking T-shirt.

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Japan called... They need help.

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How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

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alert('The Game')

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What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

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How do u put an elephant in a refrigerator? -open it up and put it in How do u put a girraffe in a refrigerator? -open it up take out the elephant and put it in All the animals it the world are at a party in Florida. Which one didnt go? -the girraffe, it was in the frige Your trying to cross a river. A sign says alligators everywhere. U have no boat and no bridges. How do u get across? - swim the alligators are at the party in florida

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Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

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No!

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

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What did the anti-joke say to the joke? Your fly is down.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

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What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

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There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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nine...eleven

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American healthcare.

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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