A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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What should I name my dog?

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What would happen if an unstoppable object hit and unmovable object? I don't know, I was just wondering

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

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Q: Why was Luigi sad? A: Because he entered the Twilight Zone.

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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Why did Hitler like his steak well done? Because like many people, he didn't like the sight of blood in his steaks.

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why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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Winking at old people

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To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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Hi my name is Jim

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

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Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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