An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? *gunshot*

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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antijoke is the best website.

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What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

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Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

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What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

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whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

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what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

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What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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