What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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A n antelope walks into a bar and many people leave for the sake of their safety and animal control gets called to escort the antelope out of the bar.

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What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

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I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

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Knock knock. Who’s there? Your son. Your son who? DAD WHY CAN’T YOU ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I AM GAY!

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What do 2 arabs say to each other in a super-market? For those of you who don't know your history, the true Lebanese are Phonecians. As such, they are not Ishmaelites/Arabs. They are from the house of Jaffeth. the youngest of Noah's sons. Arabs are from the house of Shem (i.e., Shemites/Semites), the oldest of Noah's sons, and Hamm, Noah's middle son who fathered Cannah with his mother. Haggar, the woman with whom Abraham fathered Ishmael, was a Cannonite. As such, Ishmael, the father of the Arabs, is half Semetic and half Hammetic. The true Lebanese are neither. Furthermore, the first non-Jewish Christian church was established with the Gentiles (the children of Jaffeth) in Lebanon. And then the shop blew up.

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What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

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What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

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How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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Mrs. Welsh

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

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What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

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