What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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If there are 3 apples, and Johnny takes away 3 of them, how many apples does Johnny have? None, because Johnny got hit by a train.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

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what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

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What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? He had his legs amputated. He'll never ride his bike again.

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I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

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What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

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Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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Q: What sucks? A: Straws

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