- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

What's worse than death? Nothing.

What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

If a man is alone in the woods and there is no one there to tell he's wrong is he right? If a tree falls on a women.... Before we tell the rest why was there a tree I the kitchen?

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

An old woman and her grandson arrive at the hospital, only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck replies, "whiskey". The bartender gives the duck the drink and the duck sips it quietly, knowing he is ruining his life. Meanwhile, two cows in a pasture look for some grass to eat.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have cancer."

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

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