Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man. I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

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A horse walks into a bar. The impact fractures his skull immediately, knocking him unconscious. He then dies from the resulting brain damage.

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

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Yee

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

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Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

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why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

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Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

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what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

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How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

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Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

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Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

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how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

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what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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Anti Joke

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