What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

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What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

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What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

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If I had a dollar for every time i got distracted, I want some ice cream

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What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

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Yeah sure, you have "absolutely... ...No... ...Reason..." to... Fucking... use... This... place... at... all... But you seem to be here all the fucking time, what fucking sense does that make? That is not the matter at all fagface! Your fucking goons assaulting me because "I stole one of your aliases?" I was born Nero and will die fucking Nero, not Nerometal, not Nero of Neronism, just Nero your friendly rapist! Yeah Ill give you my fucking social info, so you... and... your... excessive... use... of... this shit... can... send... your ...fucking assholes to finish the job! Listen bitch! I am a writer! And your faggots stabbed off like half of my eyeball! I don't give a damn about this site, I want your fucking assholes to stop seeking me out in person! Hell, give me your social info, so we can "make a fucking settlement" Where I break off your head and shit down your neck!

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what do you call a black man in a car? -a person who passed his drivers test

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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Anyone??????????/

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why did the black guy die? cancer

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

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a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? They were my friends.

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the WNBA

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A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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Why did the man explode when he ate the cheeseburger? Because the man was actually a bomb.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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