Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

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when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

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How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

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why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

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When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

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Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

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what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

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Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

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Why couldn't the black man swim. Because he had never been taught.

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Why didn't the woman believe in God? Her own personal beliefs.

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What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

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A man with a barbie doll walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says "I bet you $100 that I can turn this barbie doll into a beautiful lady". The bartender laughs and says "Okay." The man takes out a brush and begins brushing the doll's hair. Seconds later the man has a seizure and falls to floor a dies. It turns out he was a drug addict and had a fatal over dose. The bartender never got his $100.

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A man walks into a bar, and spends all his money because he is an alchoholic.

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Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

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Dos Equis took down chuck Norris

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What's 9+ 10?! 19

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I love pissing people off :P

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Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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