Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

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Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

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why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

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Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

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What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

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Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "Damn, it's getting hot in here." The other muffing replies "Holy Shit! A Talking Muffin!"

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if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Anti Joke

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