knock knock who`s there me oh come in

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what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

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what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

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Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

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Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

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Laugh

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had just escaped from the slaughterhouse and ran for its life.

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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It died. Q: Why did the snake fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird. Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

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Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

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a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

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A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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whats gay and can do flips? A gymnast

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What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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women outside of the kitchen

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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