What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

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So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

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1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

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josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

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What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

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A baby seal walks into a club

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Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

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a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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how do you make a plumber cry you kill his family

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What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "You know, you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate says, "I know, I was just raped by a group of men who thought it would be funny to humiliate me as much as possible. The bartender then called 911 seeing that a horrible crime had just been committed.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first one.

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You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

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Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

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A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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