Johnson stops eating

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

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my gave me a game i said thank you

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yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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stuarts mum

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

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A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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I C U P White stuff

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what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

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what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

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what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

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What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

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Who would win Coolio or Vannlia Ice? nieth because Chuck Norris did a round house kick.

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Two fish are in a tank. One asks the other, "How do you drive this thing?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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