Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

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-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

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[Insert dumb, last minute anti-joke here]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure but my guess is that there was some logical reasoning behind the action.

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Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

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How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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penis

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

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What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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This is an anti joke

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A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

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