What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Mrs. Welsh

thumb_up thumb_down -12

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

thumb_up thumb_down +22

no

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did the straight man turn gay? He didn't. He was always gay but had to hide this from his family and friends because of an overwhelming sense of homophobia in his community.

thumb_up thumb_down +173

How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

thumb_up thumb_down

The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

thumb_up thumb_down +39

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

thumb_up thumb_down +9

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

thumb_up thumb_down -3

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

thumb_up thumb_down +19

q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops