What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

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One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

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What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

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What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

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Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

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Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

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Mom: Are you going to jump of a cliff just cause your friends are? Kid: You got married to dad cause you were the last lonely whore left of all your friends. And you wanna talk to me about peer pressure. Mom: Go jump.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

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What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

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Why did Nigel decide to lie and remain on the ground? He didn't. Somebody beat him ruthlessly and stole his wheelchair. Nigel has no legs by the way.

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What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

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What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

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Anti Joke

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