Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

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Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

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Did you hear about the little girl who got a bike for her birthday? Shes dying of Terminal Cancer

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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Why did the woman cross the road? To welcome the new neighbors.

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Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

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Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

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a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

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Anti Joke

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