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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

why did the chicken cross the street? ... ... ... oh... come on, ask why!

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

Why did the child cross the road? Nobody knows, he forgot to look both ways got hit by a truck and suffered severe head trauma leading memorie loss.

What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

i wish i was a tree !

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are simple-minded creatures and perhaps there was some source of food on the other side.

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