An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

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2 drunk men walk out of a bar, they see a dog on the corner licking himself. One drunk says "man, I wish I could do that" The other drunk says "you might want to pet him first"

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

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Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. One cow looks round a bit, eats some grass and then wanders off.

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Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

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there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

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Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

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Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

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A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

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What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

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I scream. You scream. We all scream and huddle in a corner of our first grade classroom because of a masked gunman.

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whats cold and in a box...have a guess

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