ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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YOLO.

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What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

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What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

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Q:Way C'nt U reed tHis? A: Because im retarted -ian surprenant

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What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

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What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

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Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

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knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

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person: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? person: A Hipster. Me: False.

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what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

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Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

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What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

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Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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