Why did the drunk walk into the bar? Because he has a serious drinking problem.

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Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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only in america: does pizza arrive at your house faster than an ambulence do banks leave their doors open and chain their pens to the desks people put their usless junk in the garage and thier expensive cars in the driveway

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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Q: What's black and can crash into you A: a black guy in a car

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Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

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A man walks into a bar.

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Q: what did the deaf boy get for christmas? A: an ipod shuffle

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The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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A jew went to Germany.

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Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

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Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

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Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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