- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

WILSON!!!!!!!!!

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

that wall over there ->

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

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Yo mama is so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

So dont touch it

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

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