- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

So. The gays. ...

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

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