Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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what happens when you shoot a piece of soup It dies

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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A mans opinion.

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What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

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What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

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how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

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What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

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why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A Holocaust survivor.

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poop

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You're a frog

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

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What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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