what happens when you wake up inception

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How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

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Stephen Hawking

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What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo To whom is Boo?

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-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

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Fun fact: If you took the skin of an average person and laid it flat you would have enough to get a pretty serious criminal conviction, amirite?

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What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

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Look whos talking Matt Critchley

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Sarah Palin

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

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A man went back in time and warned nobody about anything and pretended to be from the time he choose to go to and lived a happy life eventually finding a wife. He later found out he had a baby on the way, he named it after his great grandfather who was a war hero. He later found out that many years later his son had a son and they named it after his grandpa. He went to the hospital where he died just as his grandson had a baby and they named it after his father. The man died. End.

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KCLTLMBAIMWSSHTCAWGAHW

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A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

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two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

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A man walks into a bar. It was a salad bar, so he left.

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A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

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what did sushi A say to sushi B? Nothing, because sushi is composed of aboitic fish, rice and other nutritious components and cannot speak

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

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Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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