Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

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What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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ollie is a fag so are you

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Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

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Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

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An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner immediately seeks out the owner of the misplaced obstruction and asks them to remove it promptly less his animal suffers any more untoward damage

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

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What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

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Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

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Will nearis is here! Get it

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What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

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why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

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What is worse than finding 4 worms in your apple 3 holocausts the 4th worm would be dead after 3 holocausts

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A man walks into a bar holding a magic lamp. The bartender asks "what are you holding?" The man says "It's a magic lamp." The bartender looks at the man and scratches his head. It turns out the bartender has had a problem with lice in his hair. If you believe in a magic genie is going to grant any wishes you're reading the wrong story. Anyways, the bartender buys medicated shampoo and no longer has head lice. The guy with the magic lamp was totally worthless.

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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