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Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

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Hello everyone, if you couldnt tell, the most popular joke was removed because it wasnt even an antijoke, if you have a joke that isnt an antijoke, post it somewhere else, if you dont know what an antijoke even is then get the f*ck out, thumbs up if you agree with me

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I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

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Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

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Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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Why didn't little Jimmy eat his dinner? Jimmy didn't eat his dinner because there was no food. Jimmy is a poor street urchin who died of starvation.

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

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why did tom get HIV? He was raped by a giant scorpion

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

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What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

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Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

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What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

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Neil Lewis

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