I saw a woman get donkey punched in the middle of the street. Nero the clit collector: You know... What is it called when A donkey kinda lifts its front hoove and hits a woman? ...WHAT? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE STARVE TO DEATH BECAUSE OF YOUR COIN COLLECTION? YOUR STAMPS ARE MURDER! (or something) At least my uh... "Friends" survive... SOMETIIIIIIIIMEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!! ...And then I kill them.

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What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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I was Writing and i broke my pencil

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why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

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What is purple and crawls? A wounded grape.

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roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

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Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

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Why is Cindy crying? She got a branch stuck in her eye which irritated her sensitive cornea so her tear duct produced a tear to help shed the material from her eye.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

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why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

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Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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