Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

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Wilson: would you buy lottery when you grow up Mattuew: no theres no point Wilson: ask Xiangxi right next to you Mattuew: xiangxi, would you buy lottery if you grow up? Xiangxi: Prabably not, because the chance of winning a lottery is lower than becoming an astronaut Mattuew: the probability of you winning the lottery is higher than you finding a girlfriend

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What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

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What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

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Women's rights.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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WNBA

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Why didn't the blonde go to the party? Her depression finally got the best of her and she shot herself

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Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

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The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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I have a gay camel

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Anti Joke

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