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Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

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What did the black police officer say to the white police officer? We just got a call in. Four dead children were found in an alley behind a mall.

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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Once upon a time there were three aliens. The first alien landed in a school,The second alien landed in a market, and the third alien landed in a preschool. When the first one landed the teacher asked the students who wants to go to the computer lab,all the students said me! me! me! and the alien learned me! me! me! When the second one landed the businessman asked him what he wanted, and he saw a toy gun and it talks and the gun said gun! gun! gun! and the alien learned it and said gun! gun! gun! Then when the third alien landed one preschooler stole another preschoolers lollipop then he said "He stole my lollipop"! And the alien learned it and said "he stole my lollipop!" Then someone got murdered and the three aliens went there and the murderer detective asked "Who killed that man!" And the first alien said me! Me! Me! "What did you kill him with!" Then the second alien said gun! gun! gun! "Why'd you kill him!" Then the third alien said "He stole my lollipop!" And that's it folks! ????????????????????????????????

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SINCE YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY READING THIS, IT WILL GET THE MOST LIKES!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

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Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

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What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

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Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

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Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

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A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

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What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

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I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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Anti Joke

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