Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

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Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

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A man walks into an exam room for a doctor's appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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what time is it rape time

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Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

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What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

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Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

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Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

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Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

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Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

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If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

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She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

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Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

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Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

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Q. Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman? A. Cause you have to hollow out it's head! A blonde walked into a doctor's office with two burnt ears. The doctor asked her, "What happened to your ear?" The blonde replied, "I was ironing and the phone rang, so instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and put it to my ear. Still not satisfied, the doctor asked, "Well, what happened to the other ear?" "The sucker called again!"

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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