(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

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Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

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Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

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A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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There are 3 people in a car, shit, manners, and asshole. They are driving and shit falls out. They pull over and manners gets out to help shit. Then a cop comes and pulls them over. The cop ask asshole what his name is. He said asshole. The cop said what. Then asshole said asshole. Then the cop says where are your manners. Asshole said over their picking up shit.

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Why did the bus fall down? It was hit by a bus and then repeatedly battered by a blender

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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wanna hear a joke. i do to

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

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What is black and white and red all over. A blackboard.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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Why was the accountant sad? He just watched his wife have consensual sex with another man.

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

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roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

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What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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