What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

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What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

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a dyslexic man walked into a bar, ordered a beer, and no one was aware of his affliction

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What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

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What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

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Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

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What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

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How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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I was Born ready I was born naked.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

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Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

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What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

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What is 2+2? 4!

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Anti Joke

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