a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

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Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

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What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

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What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

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My kids are mistakes.

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

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Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

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whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

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How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

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Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

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Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

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I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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