Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

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What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

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Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

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What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

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what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

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How do you describe a funny man on stilts? Stand up comedy

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what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

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What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

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Whats black, white and dusty? A nuns fan-y because it never gets used

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A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

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Why did the boy fall out of his tree house? the tree house was hit by lightning

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

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Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

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No.

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What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

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What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

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Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

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I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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