Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

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Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

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Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

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-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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A blind man walks into a pole.

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Whats an Anti-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

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When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

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Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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Sometimes, people ask me, "Do you always have to be so obnoxious?" And to that I reply, "I don't always, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis." Stay thirsty, my friends.

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Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

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sucks Syntax...

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A duck walks into a store and asks the clerk, "do you have any grapes?" The clerk says no, and the duck leaves. The next day, the same duck walks back into the store, and asks the clerk if they have any grapes. The clerk, slightly annoyed, says no again, and the duck leaves. The next day, the duck walks back in and asks again if they have any grapes. The pissed off clerk says, "No, and if you ask again i'm gonna nail your feet to the floor. The duck leaves. The next day, the duck walks back into the store, and this time he asks the clerk, "do you have any nails?" The clerk says, "Yes." The Duck leaves.

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What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

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Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

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What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Haiku's can be fun But they don't always make sense Refrigerator

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A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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