You know whats funny? Women's rights

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

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Here come the elephants over the hill!

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Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

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why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

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what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

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Cold camel scrotum.

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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I have Alzheimer. What?

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A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

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What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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I once did something.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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I can't think of a joke!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

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A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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