What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

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I had my period 3 days ago.

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What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

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I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

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How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

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whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One splatters and makes a big red mark on the ground when dropped from a building. The other is a fruit.

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Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

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