I know there are, its not the illuminati, its not reptilian shapeshifters, nor Gods politicians nor the human condition. Its society today as it stands, they did not have the right to attack us, but if we had surpassed them, they would have lost all power, they are the relics of the past, and no matter how many of them stand, they do not grow, and what does not grow, stagnates until it finally dies. Lose hope in people most all you want, but not in the few that truly believe in you for all the good reasons in the world, perhaps we are idealists, or maybe we know that with you by our side, what we see as ideals, is something you can make come true.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

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Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

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What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

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Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

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Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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What do you call a white person? Caucasian

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Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

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What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

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Q. how did the blond get a college degree in medicine? A. she studied hard and aced her final exam.

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

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you know whats not funny white boards.

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your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

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Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

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