Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

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A priest and a rabbi are playing golf one weekend. The priest tees off first. When the rabbi steps up to tee off, it begins to rain heavily. Dismayed, the rabbi says, "I thought it there was only a 10% chance of rain today."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

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bologna

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your carmel apple, which costs about 35 cents more on average.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

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A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

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What would Billy Mays do if he were alive today? Yell.

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I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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Knock knock! Yes?

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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What happened after a Mexican drank 4 shots? He got drunk and died in a car accident.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

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Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

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Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

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a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

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