The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

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Q:What does a virgin and a penny both have in common? A:Guys don't want them.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

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Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

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What's 9+10? 19.

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roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

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Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

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What do people say? words.

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? She had no arms. Knock ,Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

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Jehovas Witnesses: Summer vacation edition reality show: BItch: Do you know Jesus? Guy: Goddammit you A*Beep*SSHOLES again! I keep telling you all this is m0thertrucking Spain, I know like 500 Jesus`s living in this town alone! *slams door* Moral: Everybody knows at least something about the goddamn Jesus! Ill try asking "Is he the guy that lives downstairs?" Next time and see what happens.

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What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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Penis-Pump

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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