what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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What can make you pee? Liquid

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Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

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Immigration Laws

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OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

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boo

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

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what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

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A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

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all these jokes suck ass

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

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Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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A guy walks into a grocery store. He asks a lady where the potatoes are. She says on isle 5 He goes to isle 5, but there are no potatoes.

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It's your mother, open the door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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