What do you get when you mix a baby and a fork? An abortion.

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Knock Knock! Who's there?! Michelle Bachman.

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What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

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Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Why does the deer cross the road? It had just birthed two deer, one of which was hungry, and food was on the other side, the other had been hit by 4x4 Hemi V8 Supercharged F1-50.

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What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

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What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

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A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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