know whats funnier than 24? 25.

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Massie is a fatass

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

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Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

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Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

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What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

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What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

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Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

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What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

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My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

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How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

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A pregnant woman walked into a bar what did she say? Can i have a drink

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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what is the difference between a car salesman and a lawyer? a car salesman sells cars to people while a lawyer is an expert in law.

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

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What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

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