What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

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A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

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David: Hey Bill. Do you know what the most common place for a Democrat to work is? Bill: No. David: An insane Asylum, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a black person to work is? Bill: No. David: A prison, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a 20th centrury undercover German Jew to work is? Bill: No. David: A morge, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a Scientologist to work is? Bill: No. David: With Democrats. (Writen by Ben, avid Anti-Scienctologist)

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

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What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

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Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

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A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

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What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

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